Original subtitles

Okay, class! Find a partner and hold hands!

"Friends Work Together!"

Okay, class! Find a partner and hold hands!

Okay, class! Find a partner and hold hands!

Wanna be my partner?

Sure!

Everyone have their partner?

Oh?

Where's your partner, Miyamura-kun?

Who wants to be Miyamura-kun's partner?

Miyamura?

Eww, no! He's weird!

"Science Lab"

We'll be doing an experiment today,

so get into groups of five.

--Can I join you guys?

--Hey, thanks.N--Can I join you guys?

Miyamura's left over again... He's so gloomy.

He's totally impossible to read.

Hey, someone take Miyamura.

Ugh...

"Ugh"... yeah.

Ow!

School is hard.

Honestly, it's kind of impressiveNhow gloomy he is all the time.

Who is?

Miyamura, duh!

Miyamura? Who's that?

What do you mean, who?NWhere have you been, Hori-san?

For the next classics report,

we have to group up with theNperson next to us on the roster.

What're you doing?

N-Nothing.

You just hid something, though.

Apparently we're gonna beNgrouped up on the next report.

Oh. O-Okay, uh...

My name's Hori.

You should at least know theNnames of the people in your class.

Sorry.

Didn't she just say sheNdidn't know who I was, though?

Everyone says you're all dark and gloomy.

Yeah.

That's why I talked to you.

But wow,

you're totally normal!

Hori-san's kind of weird.

"Horimiya"

Where's my name?

Where's my name?

"That's Why It's Okay"

"That's Why It's Okay"

I can't see!

"That's Why It's Okay"

I found my name! I'm in Class 1 with you, Yuki!

I found my name! I'm in Class 1 with you, Yuki!

Yay!

Class 1, Class 1, c'mon, Class 1...

What class're you in, Ishikawa?

Oh, I'm in Class 1.

Yes! I'm in Class 1, too!

Miyamura, I'm in your class!

Isn't that awesome?! It's the power of love!

Wait... love?

Wait, love? Because they're in the same class?

Are those two dating?

Yes! We'll be together till graduation!

What class are you in, Miyamura?

Hori-san...

Whoa, why are you tearing up?!

They're whispering about me!

C'mon, man up about it!

Knock it off, Yoshikawa.NYou're gonna break his spine.

Aww.

Hey, Ishikawa, you know howNyou gave me that song I wanted?

I totally deleted it by accident yesterday.

Ugh, c'mon, man.

--Yeah, my storage was full,Nso I went to delete stuff and poof.

--Sometimes, I wonder.N--Yeah, my storage was full,Nso I went to delete stuff and poof.

--Sometimes, I wonder.N--I thought you boughtNthe one with the most space.

--I did! That's why I thought I'd be safe!

--I'm in this group...N--I did! That's why I thought I'd be safe!

--I'm in this group...N--Man, their new album is so good.

--but am I really a part of it?N--Man, their new album is so good.

--but am I really a part of it?N--I have to wait till my older sisterNfinishes with the CD first though.

Now I want the new album, too.

"All About Chemical Reactions"

"All About Chemical Reactions"

Okay! Go ahead and split up intoNgroups of four to work on your reports.

Okay! Go ahead and split up intoNgroups of four to work on your reports.

Miyamura, are you all by yourself?

Yoshikawa, gimme a pen!NYou've got a million, right?

I don't have a million!NPen bullies like you don't get a pen!

You suck.

Anyone have the packet?

Oh, I have it.

"All About Chemical Reactions"

Mmkay, Hori'll turn our outline into a draft.

Do we have enough paper?

Yeah, probably.

Miyamura, you handle the chart.

Oh, okay.

"Kyoko Hori"N"Yuki Yoshikawa"N"Izumi Miyamura"N"Toru Ishikawa"

Hori! Toru won't give me my pen back!

Because I'm still using it!

Knock it off, you two!

Friends...

Are we friends, though?

Are they cool with me being their friend?

There you are, Miyamura.

Ishikawa-kun.

I heard our next class gotNswitched from Math to Econ.

Shoot, did I bring that textbook today?

Really wish they wouldn'tNswitch things up on a dime.

Hey, man...

What do you think, Miyamura?

What?

What?! I thought you were listening to me!

Uh, hey, so...

Ishikawa-kun, what... do you think of me?

You can't ask people that withNa straight face. It's creepy as hell.

"Creepy"

You can't ask people that withNa straight face. It's creepy as hell.

And I'm super annoyed about youNgetting along so well with Hori.

"Creepy"

"Annoying"N"Creepy"

And I'm super annoyed about youNgetting along so well with Hori.

"Annoying"N"Creepy"

And you never say what you mean.NThat's so frustrating.

"Annoying"N"Frustrating" "Creepy"

And you never say what you mean.NThat's so frustrating.

"Annoying"N"Frustrating" "Creepy"

You act weird sometimes, too.

You act weird sometimes, too.

You're way too nice to people.NI always have to keep an eye on you.

And when you take off your glasses and putNyour hair up, you're prettier than most girls.

It's annoying as hell.

So I'm pretty...

I hate that, too! How you getNme to say the dumbest shit!

You drive me frickin' crazy!

How is that my fault?!

You're also the only personNwho calls me by my last name,

so I kinda wonder what you think of me, too.

T-Toru.

Dude!

Don't say it if you're just gonnaNget all embarrassed, you idiot!

I-I just said it out loud, jeez! I just...

I... yeah.

Come to think of it, that'sNthe first time ever in high school

that I've called a classmateNby their first name.

You know...

You're kind of weird.

Miyamura, you're weird!

--Sorry.

--You're weird...N--Sorry.

...but that's okay.

You're just kind of awkward.

You got that, Izumi?!

It'll be okay.

I wish I could go backNten years and tell myself that.

Hori, listen, you gotta avoid flicking the bone!

I told you we were gonnaNfinish our report over lunch!

Where the heck did you wander off to?!

The roof, to affirm our friendship.

What? You're creeping me out, you two idiots.

Hey, Yoshikawa's here,Nso there are three idiots!

Hey! What did you just call me?!

Hey, Ishikawa-kun. Morning.

So I watched that show youNsaid you liked, Ishikawa-kun.

Hey, Izu-- Miyamura, whatNpart did you like the most?

Let's see...

Here I thought we wereNon a first-name basis now...

This guy's a total mystery.

Ishikawa-kun? Are you listening?

"Hori"

Hey, sis, you done yet?

You're heading to school already?

Yeah! Yuna-chan's waiting for me.

This early?

Sota's been getting up wayNearlier now that he's in grade school...

Man, nobody's even here yet.

Can I sit here?

Ayasaki-san?

I totally thought we had aNmorning assembly today. Whoops!

Yeah, same.

So Miyamura-kun's pretty hot, huh?

Huh? You think so?

Are you his girlfriend, Hori-san?

No, I'm not!

Huh, okay.

Can I have him, then?

Wait... have him?

I mean, you're not dating, right?

So you wouldn't careNif him and I got close, yeah?

Yeah, but...

Okay, Miyamura-kun's all mine!

No.

You can't have him. I'm not giving him to you.

Huh? But you said you're just friends, right?

I'm not giving you Miyamura.

I'm taking him!

No, you're not!

But Miyamura-kun's not your boyfriend!

He doesn't belong to you!

Miyamura's...

Miyamura's mine! You can't have him!

Not ever!

I'll never let you have him!

Wonder if the cafeteria's open yet.

O-Okay, bye!

I'm so stupid. MiyamuraNdoesn't belong to anyone.

I know I shouldn't beNsurprised, but seriously...

Sota needs to stop changing in hereNbefore he goes out to play!

Huh? He's not here again today?

He probably came home,Nthen went right out to play soccer.

What an energetic little rascal.

You can't do blueberries, right, Hori-san?

Ever since Sota started grade school,

we've been spending a lotNmore time alone together.

That fruit tart you brought overNthe other day was really good.

Whoa, really? I actually made that one.

Oh, cool! That's neat.

Sometimes, our conversations peter out.

That looked totally real!

C'mon, it's just CG. Special effects.

You're just saying that becauseNyou're scared, right? Right?!

No, that's just the only way itNcould pop out at them like that.

C'mon, Miyamura. It's just my phone.

Oh, my mom's gonna be late again.

I'm so embarrassed.

A blackout?

H-H-Hori-san! Where's your breaker box?!

It'll be back in a second. Calm down.

Calm down?!

See? It's back.

This house is definitely cursed!

What're you looking so scared for?

Okay, let's move on to disc two!

Disc two?! There are moreNin this horror collection?!

"IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU:NReal Horror Stories #49"

Disc two?! There are moreNin this horror collection?!

"IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU:NReal Horror Stories #49"

How many discs are there?!

"IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU:NReal Horror Stories #49"

We're gonna watch the first three,

"IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU:NReal Horror Stories #49"

then the last two after Sota gets home.

then the last two after Sota gets home.

We're watching five?!

Wow, Yoshikawa-san was right.NYou're double-jointed.

I'm what?

Your finger.

Oh, yeah.

Dang, Yuki, your hands are tiny!

Wait, what're you doing?

Doesn't it make your heart skip a beatNwhen someone grabs your hand?

I dunno.

Look at Yuki's hands! They're so tiny!

Sure, but your hands are smallNcompared to us guys, Hori.

I'm not comparing them to guys' hands right now.

Grab my hand and you're a dead man.

You hear that, Miyamura?

I could die if I touch Hori!

It's okay, Ishikawa-kun! My hand's open!

No thanks!

Whoa, your finger's double-jointed!NIs it just your index finger?

Yeah, it's always been like this.

Did you break it or something?

Nope, just born that way.

I wonder how the joint works.

No idea. I'd have to get an x-ray.

Your hands are so pale, Miyamura.

Is that a writer's callus, Hori-san?

Yeah.

It's so weird how your handsNare bigger than mine, Miyamura!

Huh? Isn't that normal?

I totally thought they were smaller.

I, I love you.

What?

Your hands! I love your hands,Nthey're--they're nice!

My hands?

Yeah! I was just thinking, "Man, I love 'em!"

Thanks. And I hold my pencil right,Nso I don't have a callus like you.

H-Hey! No fair!

Well, cool.

I love yours, too.

Okay.

I love you.

Yeah, I heard you.

Okay.

I'm back!

Hey, there!

Sota! Did you wash your hands?

Not yet!

What're you doing?

Hori-san put the DVDs back inNthe wrong cases, so I'm fixing it.

C'mon, time for dinner!

Wash your hands, first!NYou're eating with us, right, Miyamura?

Oh, yeah, if that's okay.

Okay, then you and SotaNneed to go wash your hands!

You got it. Let's go, Sota.

Okay!

So I was just talking to her,

and she said she's "neverNletting me have Miyamura-kun"!

What?

I mean, I was just joking,Nbut she got like, actually mad!

That's 'cause you takeNyour jokes way too far, Remi.

Yeah, but still!

Hori-san was sooo scary.

Morning, Miyamura!

Morning.

What?! What happened to your face?!

I got into a fight and got hit in the face.

You got into a fight? With who?

Ishikawa-kun.

With Toru?!

I mean, sure, he's a big dummy dum-dum,

but I never thought he'dNget violent with a friend.

U-Uhh, Hori-san, actually--

Nope, I don't want to hear it.

I know just the kindNof guy he is now, thank you!

Morning, Ishikawa!

Whoa, holy shit!

Toru!

Hey, mornin'.

You got into a fight?

Yeah.

So you beat the crap out of each other?

No, not really...

I dodged everything 'cept that first punch.

"ashamed"

Then I beat Ishikawa-kun to a pulp...

Then I beat Ishikawa-kun to a pulp...

You're kinda scary, Miyamura.

Why were you fighting?

It's none of your business, Hori.

Okay, fine. I still can't believeNyou two got into an actual fight.

So, Toru, who won? You or him?

What's that look for?

Oh, nothing.

Pretty sure I lost.

Look, I know it's not happening, okay?

Okay.

Seriously, dude, listen!

I'm listening! I swear!

Hori's in love with you, Miyamura.

You mentioned that before,Nbut I still think you're wrong.

You're just imagining things--

I am not!

How would you react if I said I wasn't?

Are you trying to psych me out?

If Hori said, to your face,Nthat she loves you, what would you say?

Would you just brush it off like that?

Hori-san just sees me as a friend.

Why do you keep going back to that?

Because if I don't, you'll keepNasking me the same question.

Well, yeah, but...

Besides, it's obviousNshe doesn't like me like that.

I'd like to know why you think you're right.

Well--!

I know your own feelingsNprobably influence your perception,

but you can't assume howNHori-san feels without asking her.

Look!

"WHACK"

Look!

Y-You startled me, okay?!

You moron!

Moron?! You're insulting me now?NWhat gives, Ishikawa-kun?!

You're not gonna listen otherwise!

--The hell does that mean?!

--It means--N--The hell does that mean?!

Shit, sorry!

That hurt.

Yo, your eyes are scary!

Miyamura! Time out, time out!

It... It was self-defense!

You beat the shit out of me!

That was uncalled for andNhas nothing to do with Hori!

It was just 'cause I startled you, then?

No, I was also kind of pissed at you.

You're not supposed to admit that!NYou're freakin' me out, man!

I pushed Miyamura too far. It's my fault.

I'm so sorry, Miyamura.

C'mon, go apologize to him and make up.

Wow, Miyamura said it was all his fault.

That's not what Toru said.

First they beat each other up,Nnow they both take the blame?

They're so weird.

I know!

Man, what were they even fighting about?

We were fighting about Hori-san.

Please don't tell anyone.

What? What is it?

It's so cool that guys can justNduke it out with each other.

Yeah, it sure is.

"Everybody Loves Somebody"