Original subtitles

HALE MALUHIA IS $15,000 BEHIND IN BACK TAXES.

BACK IN ACTION AGAIN, LIKE OLD TIMES.

[ British accent ] NOT FOR ME,

BUT, UH, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS THE MONEY RATHER BADLY.

THE PAPER, JACKSON'S FACE -- THAT'S REALLY THE HARDEST PART.

YOU MEAN THEY'RE COMPARABLE TO THE GERMAN PLATES

THAT ALMOST LOST WORLD WAR II FOR US?

[ "HAWAII FIVE-O" THEME PLAYS ]

NOW, I WANT YOU GIRLS BACK HERE IN 10 MINUTES, ALL RIGHT,

AT ABOUT, UH, 11:15.

SUPER.

ENJOY YOURSELVES.

IT'S JUST ONE CUSTOMER.

-WE'LL WAIT UNTIL SHE LEAVES. -JANIE --

OH, IT'S TOO LATE TO FINK OUT NOW, WENDY.

YOU READY, PALANI?

OKAY, GO.

HELLO. MAY I HELP YOU, MISS?

KEEP COOL. IT'S GONNA WORK.

IF YOU SEE ANYONE, YOU RAP ON THE GLASS, RIGHT?

OUR "S" CHAINS HAVE BEEN VERY POPULAR LATELY,

AND I HAVE A NICE SELECTION OF THEM HERE IN MY CABINET.

HELLO. I'LL BE WITH YOU IN -- IN JUST A MOMENT.

NO HURRY. I'LL JUST LOOK AROUND.

NOW, HERE WE HAVE SHORTER CHAINS.

-THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. -YES.

THEY RUN FROM $90 TO $185.

I LIKE THIS. HOW MUCH IS THIS?

THAT'S $115.

AND HOW ABOUT THIS LONGER ONE?

SOLID GOLD.

[ CLATTERING ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

STOP THOSE GIRLS!

STOP THOSE GIRLS!

THERE, THERE! THOSE GIRLS! THEY ROBBED MY STORE!

STOP THEM!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

WATCH OUT.

STOP THOSE GIRLS!

HELP ME STOP THESE GIRLS!

[ GIRLS SCREAM ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO RUN TO BE ON TIME.

-WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. -OH.

THEY JUST ROBBED MY JEWELRY STORE!

-STOP! -THOSE GIRLS ROBBED MY STORE.

YOU GIRLS...

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

NOW, WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?

WE WANT TO STAY AT HALE MALUHIA.

DO YOU? SO?

WELL, HOW CAN WE WHEN THEY'RE GONNA TEAR IT DOWN?

WAIT A MINUTE.

I SEEM TO HAVE MISSED SOME PART OF THIS CONVERSATION.

MRS. SIMMONS OWES $15,000 IN BACK TAXES.

AND THE PRICE TAG ON THAT DIAMOND NECKLACE IS $12,000,

AND THAT ONLY LEAVES $3,000.

WE FIGURED THE GOVERNMENT WOULD --

A HEIST.

[ SIGHS ]

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF, PARKING BRAKE CLICKS ]

YOU PULLED A HEIST.

WELL, NOT QUITE.

MY ARM WASN'T LONG ENOUGH.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

IN FACT, GIRLS, IT'S VERY UNFUNNY.

WHAT KIND OF A TRICK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PLAYING?

HALE MALUHIA IS A SECOND CHANCE FOR YOU GIRLS.

YOU'RE ALREADY ONE-TIME LOSERS.

NOW, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SCHOOL GOING DOWN,

BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THE SORT OF TRICK YOU JUST PLAYED

WOULD RIP THE HEART RIGHT OUT OF IT.

AND ANYWAY,

WHAT DO YOU THINK A $12,000 PIECE OF ICE IS REALLY WORTH?

$12,000.

AND WHO'S GOING TO GIVE YOU $12,000?

THE STORE'S MARKUP ALONE IS 100%.

THAT LEAVES YOU WITH $6,000.

AND THEN THE FENCE, IF YOU KNOW A FENCE -- HE TAKES 60%.

AND WHAT DOES THAT LEAVE YOU WITH?

$2,000.

AND ONE LOOK AT YOU THREE, AND HE'D CUT THAT IN HALF.

WHAT DOES THAT LEAVE YOU WITH?

$1,000.

$1,000?

HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS, WILLIE?

WILLIE KNOWS EVERYTHING. HE WENT TO SCHOOL IN ENGLAND.

WILLIE, WILLIE, WILLIE -- WHAT'S ALL THIS WILLIE?

IT'S MR. McFEE TO YOU GIRLS,

NOT WILLIE TO THE LIKES OF LAWBREAKERS LIKE YOU.

AND ANYWAY, EVEN WILLIE DOESN'T KNOW EVERYTHING.

BUT THE ONE THING HE DOES KNOW,

IN THIS LIFE, THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO MAKE A BUCK.

ATTEMPTED ROBBERY OF A JEWELRY STORE.

HOW DOES THIS CONCERN FIVE-O?

WELL, THE YOUNG LADY DRIVING THE GETAWAY CAR

CAME FROM THE HALFWAY HOUSE AT HALE MALUHIA,

AND IT SEEMS THAT THE STORE OWNER FILED A COMPLAINT.

HPD's CHECKING INTO IT, UH,

BUT TRUCK THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO IT FIRST,

UH, BECAUSE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP

WITH DOLLY SIMMONS AND THE BABY CHICKS.

GOOD IDEA.

THANK YOU, KIMO. I WILL.

WILLIE DROVE YOU TO THE MALL?

YES, MR. McGARRETT.

THEN YOU WERE IN ON IT WITH THEM, HUH?

NO, MR. McGARRETT. HE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT.

HONEST HE DIDN'T.

YOU MEAN YOU PLOTTED THE THEFT YOURSELVES AND YOU USED HIM,

MADE HIM AN ACCESSORY?

WE DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING.

NO, YOU COULDN'T. YOU WERE CAUGHT IN THE ACT.

ONE-TIME LOSERS ON PROBATION.

KNOWING A THING LIKE THAT

COULD PUT YOU AWAY FOR A LONG TIME, LADIES.

DO YOU REALIZE THAT?

MR. McGARRETT, THE GIRLS WERE ONLY TRYING TO HELP.

HALE MALUHIA IS IN FINANCIAL STRAITS.

NOW, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR EXCUSES.

IT WAS A CRIMINAL ACT, SELFISH AND INCONSIDERATE,

AND IT PUTS A BLACK MARK ON THIS SCHOOL.

ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO, STEVE?

YEAH, MAYBE, BUT CRIMINAL CHARGES HAVE BEEN FILED.

NOW, IF THEY'RE PRESSED, YOU GIRLS ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

THINK ABOUT IT, LADIES.

THAT'S ALL, GIRLS.

WILLIE.

HOW WAS I?

YOU MISSED YOUR CALLING. SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ACTOR.

BUT IT IS SERIOUS, ISN'T IT, STEVE?

YES, DOLLY, IT IS, VERY SERIOUS.

I HAVE A LOT OF REASONING TO DO WITH THAT JEWELRY-STORE OWNER.

EXACTLY WHAT DOES WILLIE DO AROUND HERE?

GARDENER, HANDYMAN.

HORTICULTURAL GENIUS.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL HIBISCUS?

WILLIE'S GOT A GREEN THUMB RIGHT UP TO HIS ELBOW.

HE'S WORKING ON A VARIATION OF THE HIBISCUS MUTABILIS

WHICH HE SAYS WILL BLUSH AS PINK AS A BRIDE.

HE'S GOING TO CALL IT THE DOLLY.

BEAUTIFUL, DOLLY.

WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLS WANTING TO HELP?

THE GOVERNMENT IS CUTTING BACK ON PLACES LIKE HALE MALUHIA.

OUR PRIVATE CONTRIBUTIONS HAVE ALL BUT DISAPPEARED.

DON'T YOU HAVE A GRANT?

THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.

HALE MALUHIA IS $15,000 BEHIND IN BACK TAXES.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

IT'S NOT SOMETHING I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT.

WELL...

ALOHA NUI LOA, STEVE.

ALOHA NUI KAKAO.

"IN HER EYES THERE SOMETIMES BURNS

"SOMETHING LIKE A VAGUE PRESENTIMENT OF PASSIONS

"WHICH FLARED UP SUDDENLY

"AND SET AFLAME ALL THE LIFE ROUNDABOUT.

"PERHAPS IT IS THUS THAT THE ISLAND ITSELF

"ONCE ROSE FROM THE OCEAN,

"THE PLANTS UPON IT BURST INTO FLOWER

UNDER THE FIRST RAY OF THE SUN."

"NOA NOA" BY GAUGUIN.

YOU'RE AN INCURABLE ROMANTIC, WILLIE.

THE ISLANDS AREN'T LIKE THAT.

THERE ARE SAND FLIES.

WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU, WILLIE?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME, DARLING?

WHY, YOU'D EAT ALL THE CUCUMBER SANDWICHES.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THE TALENTS YOU HAVE.

YOU GROW FLOWERS. YOU DRAW FLOWERS.

HOW BAD IS THE SITUATION HERE, DOLLY?

[ SIGHS ] IT'S VERY BAD.

WE NEED THE $15,000 BY THE END OF THE MONTH, OR WE CLOSE DOWN.

WHAT WILL YOU DO, WILLIE?

YOU'VE BEEN WITH US FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.

OH, I'LL GET BY.

YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU USED TO DO BEFORE YOU CAME HERE.

OH, ODD JOBS.

WHAT KIND OF ODD JOBS?

OH, ALL KINDS OF ODD JOBS.

SORRY IF I SOUND AS THOUGH I'M PROBING.

IT'S NOT PROBING, MY DEAR DOLLY.

THAT'S CARING.

WELL, I DO CARE.

I KNOW YOU DO.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES, DOLLY?

[ BELL DINGS ]

COMING!

HELP YOU?

HELLO, EDDIE. REMEMBER ME?

MONTY PEARSON, IN THE FLESH.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

HEY, OLD -- OLD BUDDY, THIS IS GREAT!

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

[ CHUCKLES ] 18 YEARS, RIGHT?

18 YEARS SINCE WE WERE IN THE SLAMMER TOGETHER.

SO, UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

VACATION, TOURIST?

NO, I LIVE HERE.

NICE LITTLE THRIVING BUSINESS YOU'VE GOT HERE.

YEAH, IT IS, AND ALL STRAIGHT, TOO.

I HEAR YOU GOT RELIGION, TOO.

JUST A BIT.

EDDIE, UH, SOMETHING'S COME UP.

BACK IN ACTION AGAIN, LIKE OLD TIMES?

MAYBE, JUST ONCE, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.

NOT FOR ME, BUT, UH, SOMEONE WHO NEEDS THE MONEY RATHER BADLY.

OH, WHATEVER, MONTY.

JUST TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO, AND YOU GOT IT.

REMEMBER THESE, EDDIE?

THE LAST FROM THE BATCH 20 YEARS AGO.

[ WHISTLES QUIETLY ]

PERFECTO.

THE BEST.

[ CHUCKLES ] BETTER ENGRAVING THAN THE GOVERNMENT.

I'LL HAVE TO TEST THESE OUT MYSELF.

EDDIE, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD FIND A SMALL PRESS

THAT WASN'T ON A MAIN STREET LIKE THIS ONE?

YEAH, SURE.

I KNOW JUST THE PLACE, FAR AWAY. YOU COULD BE ON THE MOON.

HEY, UH, TO WORK WITH THE MASTER AGAIN, HUH,

THE FAMOUS MONTY PEARSON.

EDDIE, I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

[ BELL JINGLES ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

LOOKS LIKE A LUAU.

OH, IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A YOUNG LADY I KNOW.

FIRST PARTY SHE'S EVER HAD. IT'S GONNA BE A SURPRISE.

[ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ]

THAT'LL BE $37.23.

[ CASH REGISTER CLICKING ]

$20, $30, $40.

THANK YOU.

MAHALO.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

WELL, I GOT ALL THE STUFF FOR THE LUAU.

DO YOU THINK THIS'LL FIT OFFICER McDERMOTT?

I THINK IT'LL GIVE HIM A FIT. [ LAUGHS ]

WHAT ABOUT THE CAMERA? DID YOU GET IT?

YEAH, YEAH. GOT A GOOD DEAL ON A CAMERA.

HAD $85 LEFT, SO I TOOK THAT,

AND I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT THE REST OF THE PARTY STUFF.

OH, AS A MATTER OF FACT, UH, WE HAVE SOME CHANGE COMING --

ABOUT, UH, $20.30 APIECE.

AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.

HOW ABOUT SOME HAWAIIAN POKER FOR THE 30 CENTS?

OKAY. YOU'RE ON.

TAKE WHAT YOU WANT.

OKAY. HAVEN'T LOOKED AT THEM, HUH?

NO.

OKAY. I HAVE A PAIR OF 10s.

YOU HAVE A PAIR OF 10s?

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

WELL, I HAVE A PAIR OF 10s AND A PAIR OF 4s.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY. I'VE GOT 10s, 4s, AND 3s.

[ CHUCKLES ]

UH, STEVE...I TELL YOU WHAT,

I HAVE A PAIR OF 10s AND A PAIR OF 4s AND A PAIR OF 3s.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LET ME SEE THAT.

WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK AT THIS.

IT'S THE EXACT SAME SERIAL NUMBER.

HOW CAN THAT BE?

IT CAN'T BE.

EACH BILL HAS A DIFFERENT SERIAL NUMBER.

$1s, $5s, $10s -- DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.

THESE TWO ARE FAKES, KIMO.

OH, COME ON.

COUNTERFEITS. WHERE'D YOU GET THEM?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

BOUGHT THE GRASS SKIRT.

COME ON, KIDDO.

LET'S GO OVER AND SEE JOHN HOLLAND

AT SECRET SERVICE, HUH?

OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

THE PAPER, JACKSON'S FACE -- THAT'S REALLY THE HARDEST PART.

UH, FINE LINES, DISTINCT.

IT SURE FOOLED ME.

YEAH, THAT COULD FOOL ANYBODY, KIMO.

PRIDE IN WORK -- YOU REALLY DON'T SEE THAT ANYMORE.

YOU SEEM TO RECOGNIZE THIS BILL. DO YOU, JOHN?

IT'D BE HARD TO MISTAKE IT.

THE PLATES THAT PRINTED THIS ARE STEEL-DIE ENGRAVINGS,

AND NOBODY ENGRAVES ANYMORE.

IT'S ALL PHOTOCOPY, CHEAP CAMERA, AND MULTILITH.

THIS IS A WORK OF ART.

BUT WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO DID THE ARTWORK?

GOT TO BE MONTY PEARSON.

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT HE'S BEEN OUT OF CIRCULATION --

[CHUCKLES] PARDON THE PUN -- FOR NEARLY 20 YEARS NOW.

STEVE, IF I SOUND REVERENTIAL, I JUST ABOUT AM.

IF I SOUND LIKE AN ALARMIST, I'M REALLY UNDERPLAYING.

YOU MEAN THEY'RE COMPARABLE TO THE GERMAN PLATES

THAT ALMOST LOST WORLD WAR II FOR US?

THE GERMAN ENGRAVINGS AREN'T AS GOOD AS MONTY PEARSON'S.

IF HE'S OUT AND IF HE'S ACTIVE, THESE PLATES, MAYBE MORE PLATES,

WHY, WE COULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE.

WELL, KIMO PICKED UP ON THESE BILLS,

SO HE'LL FOLLOW THROUGH ON THEM.

NOW, CAN YOU GET US SOME INFORMATION

ON THIS MONTY PEARSON CHARACTER, JOHN --

WHERE HE IS, IF HE'S STILL ALIVE?

I'M ON IT.

MY MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE THESE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.

SEEMS LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.

HOW MUCH YOU THINK WE COULD SELL THESE FOR?

I DON'T KNOW. COUPLE BUCKS, MAYBE.

HEY, MAYBE WE CAN MAKE ENOUGH TO PAY THE TAXES.

YOU'RE SO LAME.

WE'D HAVE TO MAKE 8,000 OF THESE.

HEY, WILLIE!

-WHAT'S UP, GIRLS? -COME HERE.

LATER, LATER.

[ HORN HONKS ]

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

[ SPEAKS NATIVE LANGUAGE ]

WHO? MONTY?

NO KIDDING. MONTY PEARSON?

I THOUGHT YOU RETIRED AND WENT BACK TO ENGLAND

OR DIED OR SOMETHING.

OH, PARDON THE EXPRESSION. [ LAUGHS ]

WHAT?

WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS?

EVEN FOR JUST ONE RUN, THAT'S GREAT, MONTY.

I'LL CATCH THE NEXT FLIGHT FOR HAWAII.

[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]

[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]

HAWAII? MERCI.

[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]

COME ON.

GO PEE. COME ON.

HEY, JOE, IT'S LONG-DISTANCE FROM HAWAII.

HULA, HULA HANDS.

HELLO?

MONTY!

YEAH, IT'S ME.

SURE, MONTY.

SAM, PIERRE?

WHEN?

COUNT ME IN, MONTY. I'LL BE THERE.

COME ON.

KEEP WALKING THEM.

[ Sighing ] OH, BOY.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

HELLO?

Mr. Morgan for you, sir.

-WHO? -Mr. Joe Morgan.

PUT HIM ON.

It's Joe Morgan, Tony.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, JOE.

HEARD YOU WERE WORKING FOR A LIVING.

What brings you out of the woodwork?

MONTY PEARSON JUST CALLED ME.

HE DID? MONTY?

WHERE IS HE?

HAWAII, TONY.

He's got his old plates, the ones he took off with.

HE'S GOING BACK INTO ACTION, WANTS ME OUT THERE.

SURE. YOU GO ON OUT.

I'LL PAY THE FREIGHT.

And, uh, you got a piece, Joe, understand?

YEAH, TONY. THANKS.

I'LL KEEP YOU...INFORMED.

YES, BOSS?

FOR 18 YEARS, I'VE BEEN WAITING.

WAITING FOR WHAT, TONY?

FOR MONTY PEARSON TO COME UP FOR AIR WITH MY PLATES.

WHAT PLATES?

THE PLATES I PAID HIM TO MAKE FOR ME 18 YEARS AGO,

WHICH HE TOOK WITH HIM WHEN HE DECIDED TO GO STRAIGHT.

BOYS, TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

WHEN MONTY MADE THOSE PLATES,

THEY WERE WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN GOLD.

TODAY, THEY'RE WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN DIAMONDS --

MILLIONS RIGHT HERE IN THE STATES,

TENS OF MILLIONS IN TWO COUNTRIES I COULD NAME.

GET ME THOSE PLATES,

AND I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO MONTY PEARSON

WHILE YOU'RE GETTING THEM.

HAWAII. HA.

HEY, LET ME SEE.

YOU GAVE ME TWO $20 BILLS AND 60 CENTS IN CHANGE, RIGHT?

SO?

THE TWO $20s WERE PHONY.

I DON'T TAKE PHONY BILLS!

WHERE'D YOU GET THEM, IDA?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

WELL, MAYBE SOMEBODY IS DUMPING ON YOU.

DUMPING. DUMPING WHAT?

WOULD YOU MIND IF I LOOK IN THE REGISTER?

AH, THESE ARE FINE.

SURE. WHY NOT?

YOU GOT YOUR PHONIES SOME OTHER PLACE.

NO, THE ONLY OTHER PLACE I WENT TO WAS LOWMAN'S CAMERA EXCHANGE,

AND THEY CHECKED OUT.

YOU'RE SURE?

YOU'RE POSITIVE NOBODY CAME IN HERE AND GAVE YOU TWO $20s?

NO. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD, KIMO.

YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, HUH?

THANK YOU.

KIMO, KIMO!

A KAMA'AINA -- IT'S A KAMA'AINA.

WHO IS IT? MAN, WOMAN? HOW OLD?

MAN, VERY NICE, OVER 50.

HE PAYS CASH FOR LUAU THINGS.

HE GIVES ME TWO $20s.

WELL, HOW CAN YOU TELL HE'S A KAMA'AINA?

HOW CAN YOU TELL HE'S AN OLD-TIMER IN THE ISLANDS?

OH, YOU CAN TELL, EVEN WITH HIS ENGLISH TALK.

IT'S HIS GENTLE WAY AND HIS CAR.

ON THE SIDE, HE'S GOT HAWAIIAN WORDS PAINTED.

WHAT DOES HE HAVE PAINTED ON THE SIDE OF HIS CAR?

HALE MALUHIA, "HOUSE OF SAFETY."

HALE MALUHIA.

THANK YOU.

ANY LUCK, KIMO?

WILLIE McFEE, STEVE, THE GUY THAT WORKS AT HALE MALUHIA.

AUNTIE IDA IDENTIFIED HIM AND HIS STATION WAGON.

OKAY. THANKS, KIMO.

I'LL GET RIGHT UP THERE.

COUNTERFEIT?

THE OWNER OF THE LUAU SHOP IDENTIFIED YOU

AS THE ONE WHO PASSED THE BILLS.

REALLY? WELL, I'VE NO IDEA.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU GOT THE $20s?

IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE BANK.

I JUST CASHED A CHECK I GOT FOR SOME SEEDLINGS.

I'M TRYING TO MAKE A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY HERE FOR THE SCHOOL.

HOW MUCH WAS THE CHECK FOR?

OH, ABOUT $53, A FEW CENTS. YOU CAN ASK THE BANK.

YES, I SHALL.

YES, OF COURSE.

IS THIS THE DOLLY HIBISCUS?

YES, SHE IS.

BEAUTIFUL BLUE-PINKS.

WELL, THANK YOU.

SO, AFTER WENDY TELLS THE OLD LADY WHERE SHE FOUND THE MONEY,

I COME UP PLAYING DUMB, ASK DIRECTIONS.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. THAT'S THE PIGEON DROP.

IT'S THE OLDEST CON IN THE WORLD.

WOULD YOU GUYS FORGET TRYING TO MAKE AN EASY BUCK?

YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST KIDDING OURSELVES.

THIS PLACE IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES,

AND THERE'S NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO TO SAVE IT.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE COLOR, EDDIE.

PRINTING IS SO BLACK AND WHITE.

AND SOMETIMES GREEN.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, YOU RAISE FLOWERS

JUST LIKE YOU DID IN THE SLAMMER, HUH, MONTY?

YES, MY OWN HYBRID.

YOU CAN CALL ME THE LUTHER BURBANK OF OAHU.

-[ LAUGHS ] -I CALL HER DOLLY.

WELL, I'LL KEEP DOLLY WELL-WATERED.

I RAN A TEST ON THOSE TWO BILLS, EDDIE.

THEY WERE NAILED.

YOUR BILLS?

OH, IT WAS A FLUKE.

BUT JOE MORGAN'S GOING TO HAVE TO DO HIS DISTRIBUTION DEAL

OUTSIDE THE U.S. NOW.

THAT'S HIS JOB.

YES.

WELL, THE BOYS ARE ALREADY ON THE ISLAND.

I TOLD THEM TO MEET ME HERE.

UH, LISTEN, MONTY, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I-I DID IT IN MY SPARE TIME.

WE'RE NOT GONNA USE THOSE PLATES, EDDIE.

OH, NO, NO.

THEY'RE NOT NEARLY AS GREAT AS YOURS.

I MEAN, THE MASTER, RIGHT?

BUT, UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

JUST IN MY SPARE TIME.

THEY ARE NICE, EDDIE -- VERY NICE.

EDDIE, DID YOU FIND US A PLACE?

OH, YEAH, JUST THE PLACE.

IT'S, UH, A SMALL WORKROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHANTYTOWN

ON PEBBLE ISLAND, NEAR PEARL.

NOBODY EVER GOES THERE.

HERE. I'LL WRITE THE ADDRESS FOR YOU.

PEBBLE ISLAND.

SHACK FOUR.

THERE'S NO STREET NAME. IT'S JUST NUMBERS.

GOOD, EDWARD. I'LL GO AND CHECK IT OUT.

TELL THE BOYS TO WAIT FOR ME HERE.

SAM AND PIERRE BRINGING THE INK AND PAPER?

YEAH. I'LL BE BACK SOON.

VERY NICE, EDDIE.

VERY NICE.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

-HEY, MONTY. -MONTY!

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

NICE TO SEE YOU, MONTY.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

BRING IN THE HULA GIRLS.

GUYS, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, MIGHT BE 20 YEARS.

BUT YOU REMEMBER THOSE TWO GUYS

WHO USED TO WORK WITH TONY BALSANI,

ALWAYS HANGING AROUND, KILLER TYPES?

I THINK I SAW THEM GO IN THE PRINT SHOP.

SOL SOMEBODY AND...

RICO?

HEY, AREN'T WE ALL GETTING A LITTLE PARANOID AROUND HERE?

WELL, MAYBE, BUT I THINK WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.

ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE TO COME BACK LATER AND CHECK IT OUT.

OKAY. LET'S GO.

[ BELL DINGS ]

BACK ALREADY, MONTY?

YEAH.

HEY, EDDIE, LONG TIME NO SEE.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT?

MONTY'S PLATES.

-[ MACHINE WHIRRING ] -MONTY'S PLATES?

UH...

WHAT -- WHAT PLATES?

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

NICE OPERATION.

MONTY'S PLATES.

I DON'T KNOW. I SWEAR.

LOOK, THEY'RE NOT MONTY'S PLATES.

NO, HONEST, THEY'RE --

[ MACHINE WHIRRING ]

NO, NO.

[ GUN COCKS ]

PLEASE, NO, DON'T.

[ SILENCED GUNSHOTS ]

EDDIE RIFORD?

It's a professional hit, Steve.

RIFORD OWNED A PRINT SHOP.

HE GOES WAY BACK.

AFTER HE GOT OUT OF THE SLAM,

HE WORKED FOR THE BALSANI GANG FOR A WHILE.

He's a paper man.

YEAH, THEY'RE ALL COUNTERFEITERS, KIMO.

ALL RIGHT. CHECK OUT TONY BALSANI.

I'VE GOT A HUNCH THERE IS A CONNECTION.

YOU GOT IT.

I'M UPSET ABOUT EDDIE.

I THINK WE'D BETTER CALL OFF THE WHOLE DEAL.

I'LL FIND SOME TRAVEL EXPENSES FOR YOU BOYS.

HEY, WE CAN'T DROP THE WHOLE DEAL NOW.

JOE, I THINK THAT HIT WAS MEANT FOR ME.

THEY WANT MY PLATES.

AND IF IT'S BALSANI THAT'S AFTER THEM,

I'VE REALLY STIRRED UP THE RATS.

HOW WOULD BALSANI GET ONTO IT?

MONTY, WE'RE ALL HERE. LET'S GET STARTED.

I'VE ALREADY SET UP THE DISTRIBUTION DEAL.

IT'S A HONG KONG CONNECTION, TWO FOR ONE.

SO IF YOU NEED 15 GRAND, MONTY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO RUN OFF 30.

AND DON'T FORGET, A LITTLE BUNDLE EACH FOR OURSELVES.

WITH PERHAPS A LITTLE EXTRA BONUS FOR TRAVELING EXPENSES.

TRAVELING IS EXPENSIVE NOWADAYS.

LET'S GO, MONTY.

ALL RIGHT.

THE WORKROOM IS ON PEBBLE ISLAND,

SHACK NUMBER FOUR.

YOU BOYS GO AND SET UP. I'LL GO AND GET THE PLATES.

OKAY, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT,

RIGHT FROM THE SHOULDER.

WE, UH, GOOFED, TONY.

SO I HEARD, YOU FOUL-UPS.

EDDIE RIFORD'S PLATES ARE WORTHLESS.

GET ME MONTY PEARSON'S.

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, TONY.

"HA-LE MA-LU-HI-A."

WHAT?

Well, that's where he is.

WHAT IS IT?

HOW IN THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW? I'M NOT HAWAIIAN.

SPELL IT, TONY.

HERE'S THE BALLISTICS REPORT, STEVE,

ON THE TWO SLUGS THAT KILLED EDDIE RIFORD.

.45-CALIBER AUTOMATIC WITH A SILENCER.

SILENCER, HUH? SO WE GOT A PRO HIT.

HUH.

DID YOU CALL THE BANK?

SURE DID.

WILLIE WAS IN THERE.

HE CASHED A CHECK FOR $53.23 FROM THE WAIMANALO NURSERY.

BUT, STEVE, UH, BANKS DON'T GIVE AWAY PHONY $20 BILLS, DO THEY?

THEY HAVE A MACHINE THAT CHECKS FOR COUNTERFEITS,

THAT SCANS, OH,

THE CHEMICAL COMPOSITION OF THE INK AND PAPER,

BUT IT'S USED ONLY AT THE END OF EACH DAY'S BUSINESS.

HMM. SO SOMEBODY COULD HAVE COME IN THERE

AND MADE A CASH DEPOSIT JUST BEFORE WILLIE GOT THERE?

[ INTERCOM BUZZES ]

YEAH, PRESUMABLY.

McGARRETT.

Mr. Holland on line three.

OH, YES. PUT HIM ON SPEAKER, PLEASE.

YES, JOHN? YOU GOT SOMETHING.

STEVE, THOSE TWO $20s ARE DEFINITELY MONTY PEARSON.

THERE'S A MUG SHOT COMING OVER THE WIRE FROM WASHINGTON.

John, let me ask you something.

DID MONTY PEARSON OPERATE ALONE?

WELL, THE WORD IS THAT ORIGINALLY,

A SYNDICATE CONTRACTED WITH HIM TO MAKE THE PLATES.

WHAT SYNDICATE?

Tony Balsani's.

BUT, UH, MONTY NEVER REALLY WENT THROUGH WITH THE DEAL.

IN FACT, HE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE GONE STRAIGHT.

UH, MAYBE HE DID, UNTIL NOW, ANYWAY.

IF BALSANI IS IN ON IT, IT COULD EVENTUALLY MEAN A SALE

TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY, COULDN'T IT?

Yes, sir.

OKAY, JOHN. THANK YOU. TALK TO YOU LATER.

WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS.

WILLIE?

WILLIE?

WILLIE, WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING, NOTHING.

WILLIE, YOU EAT, BREATHE, AND SLEEP WITH THESE PLANTS.

YOU OVERWORK YOURSELF.

DOLLY IS POTTED.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

YOU'RE SO SILLY.

YOU'LL BE FAMOUS.

NO, IT'S YOU WHO WILL BE FAMOUS, WILLIE.

THE PSYCHOLOGISTS SAY, FIND A PERSON WHO LOVES GARDENING,

AND YOU'LL FIND A HEALTHY PERSON.

HELLO, MONTY.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

WHERE ARE THE PLATES, MONTY?

MONTGOMERY TO YOU. WHAT PLATES?

THEPLATES, MONTGOMERY.

WHERE ARE THEY?

IT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. HOW DO I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?

-START TALKING. -DON'T YOU TOUCH HER!

THE FAMOUS MONTY PEARSON PLATES.

WILLIE, WHO ARE THESE MEN?

OH, WILLIE. IT'S WILLIE, IS IT?

WILLIE BOY.

YOU MEN PLEASE LEAVE.

THOSE ARE THE MOST FAMOUS PLATES

OUTSIDE OF WASHINGTON, D.C., RIGHT?

RIGHT.

WELL, LET'S GET SOME $20s -- ABOUT A THOUSAND OF THESE.

YOU KNOW OUR ORDERS.

MONT-- WILLIE BOY HERE WAS GONNA HAVE EDDIE RUN SOME OFF.

NOW, WHY CAN'T HE RUN OFF A BATCH FOR US?

COME ON. LET'S GO.

EDDIE RIFORD AND MONTY PEARSON, BOTH PAPER MEN,

WERE MIXED UP WITH THE TONY BALSANI SYNDICATE.

ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO, HUH?

OH, I DON'T KNOW, KIMO.

BUT IF THEY ARE AFTER MONTY PEARSON,

IF INDEED THERE IS A MONTY PEARSON,

WE'VE GOT TO GET TO HIM BEFORE THE HIT MEN DO.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

-STEVE? -OH, YEAH. COME IN.

THIS JUST CAME IN ON THE WIRE.

OH, THANKS, JOHN. APPRECIATE IT.

WELL, THERE SURE IS A MONTY PEARSON,

AND HE LIVES AT HALE MALUHIA.

SAFE HOUSE INDEED, HUH?

WELL, WE'LL SEE HOW SAFE IT IS.

COME ON, KIMO. LET'S GO.

PATIENCE, GENTLEMEN, PATIENCE.

EACH STEP MUST BE PRECISE, EXACT,

AND METICULOUSLY EXECUTED.

COME ON, COME ON. QUIT STALLING.

WHO'S STALLING?

YOU THINK IT'S EASY MAKING MONEY?

DON'T TOUCH IT. DON'T TOUCH IT.

THIS IS ONLY THE FACEPLATE.

GOT TO LET IT DRY THOROUGHLY BEFORE WE PRINT THE GREEN SIDE.

I SUPPOSE YOU THINK WE TURN THESE OFF

WITH AN OFFICE DUPLICATOR.

IT'S AN ART.

WELL, IT IS. ENGRAVING IS.

MAY I WATCH?

STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

THAT'S STRANGE.

CHECK IT OUT, WILL YOU, KIMO?

HMM.

MORE OVER HERE.

WHAT'S THIS?

KIMO, LOOK AT THIS.

OH, BOY.

$20s.

BEAUTIFUL, AREN'T THEY?

THE MAN'S A GENIUS.

WHAT'S THIS?

"OKAY PRINT SHOP.

EDWARD RIFORD."

ISN'T HE THE MAN WHO WAS KILLED?

"PEBBLE ISLAND, SHACK NUMBER FOUR."

BEAUTIFUL PAPER, ISN'T IT?

THE INK IS PERFECT, DON'T YOU THINK?

HMM. THE PLATES AREN'T BAD, EITHER.

COME ON, COME ON, ALL OF YOU, THE DAME, TOO,

UP AGAINST THE WALL.

DON'T YOU WANT THE MONEY?

NO, WE'LL TAKE THE PLATES. IT TAKES TOO LONG.

-NOW, UP AGAINST THE WALL. -IT GOES MUCH FASTER ONCE --

JUST MOVE!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO US?

UP AGAINST THE WALL.

WHAT DO THEY SAY, SOL?

ALOHA?

ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?!

BACK UP AGAINST THE WALL, JOE.

NO!

LISTEN, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME --

RATS GO, TOO, JOE.

JOE?

YOU THINK I LIKE BEING A DOORMAN?

YOU THINK IT'S SUCH A GREAT JOB,

TAKING LITTLE, YIPPY DOGS OUT FOR A WALK?

YOU BETRAYED ME, JOE, YOUR OLD FRIEND?

ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF.

STAY HERE, KIMO.

SHUT UP, LADY. THIS IS A GUN.

JUST DO AS I SAY.

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WE CAN'T JUST STAND HERE, WILLIE.

SHUT YOUR FACE.

DO YOU WANT TO BUST IN?

NO, NO, NOT YET.

THEY COULD SHOOT DOLLY AND WILLIE.

NO, WE NEED A DIVERSION OF SOME SORT,

SOMETHING TO THROW THEM OFF-GUARD.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

CAN YOU RUN A MOTORBOAT?

I THINK WE'RE IN LUCK. LOOK.

HERE. TAKE THE BITTER END OUT.

ATTACH IT TO THE KING POST OUT THERE.

WHEN I GIVE A SIGNAL, GIVE IT FULL THROTTLE.

GO AHEAD.

[ ENGINE RUMBLING ]

YOU'RE FIRST, JOE.

RICO, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

[ SILENCED GUNSHOT ]

WILLIE BOY.

[ ENGINE REVS ]

POLICE! DROP IT.

[ GUNSHOT ]

DROP IT. UP AGAINST THAT WALL.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

OH, STEVE, THEY WERE GONNA KILL US.

OKAY, EASY.

KIMO, ON THE DOUBLE.

BOOK THEM ALL.

WATCH THAT PIECE RIGHT THERE, THAT .45.

WILLIE, TOO?

HE WAS ONLY DOING IT TO HELP OUR SCHOOL.

I-IT WAS WRONG, DOLLY.

I WAS WRONG.

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE KEPT THOSE PLATES.

I'M SORRY.

OKAY, KIMO, LET'S GO.

COME ON.

LET'S GO.

[ SOBBING ]

VISITOR, WILLIE.

I'M IN.

-THANK YOU. -OH, MR. McGARRETT.

WILLIE.

THIS IS AN HONOR. WON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

YES.

GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, WILLIE.

WELL, I CAN USE ALL YOU'VE GOT.

THE GOVERNOR HAS DECLARED THAT HALE MALUHIA

IS GOING TO BE AN HISTORICAL LANDMARK, MAKING IT TAX-EXEMPT.

OH, THAT IS GOOD NEWS.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO TELL ME THAT.

THERE'S MORE.

YOU KNOW THAT DEEP-PINK HIBISCUS THAT YOU DEVELOPED?

-YOU MEAN DOLLY? -YES.

WELL, DOLLY SIMMONS SENT IT

TO THE NEW ORLEANS HYBRID COMPETITION,

AND IT WON FIRST PRIZE, GOLD MEDAL.

OH, I AM PLEASED.

YOU SHOULD BE.

I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR WORK WITH YOU, HUH, WILLIE?

YES. IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL ME?

THE BOTANIST OF HALAWA.

[ LAUGHS ]

HOW LONG DO YOU FIGURE IT'LL BE

BEFORE YOU DEVELOP A NEW PRIZEWINNER?

WELL, IF SHE BEHAVES HERSELF,

MINDS HER MANNERS, KEEPS ON THE RIGHT TRACK,

SHE SHOULD BE READY FOR THE WORLD

IN ABOUT, OH, UH, SIX MONTHS.

YOU MIGHT BE READY ABOUT THE SAME TIME, WILLIE --

READY TO GET OUT.

I'M WORKING ON IT FOR YOU.

ALOHA.

UH, MR. McGARRETT?

MAHALO.

YOU'RE WELCOME, WILLIE.

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