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Brooke: Life hacks are supposed to make your life better.

Kevin: So if any of these hacks make it worse,

stop what you're doing immediately!

Brooke: Hack at your own risk, hackers.

Kevin: Coming up on "hacks del corazón"...

Señor solución receives the most precious gift of all.

There is someone that would like to meet you,

señor solución.

Who is this little man?

This little hombre is your son.

[ Dramatic chord strikes ]

Que?!

I don't believe it.

Uh, don't you see the resemblance?

No.

Then here.

Gaze into this mirror,

and see all the features you share.

Dios mio!

This mirror is so scratched up.

Papa, if you mix dry mustard

and wet vinegar into a paste,

I can use it to buff out those scratches.

Then the mirror and the truth will become clear.

I see myself

and the smaller version of myself.

A hacker!

Mijo, I have much to teach you about life and hacks.

Vámonos.

Aww, ciao.

[ Laughs ]

Kevin: Something is not quite right in "hacks del corazón."

-Tonight... -Clear!

Brooke: ...On "hack my life."

-Don't sweat it. -Oh, my god.

This is like having hormonal flop sweat.

Is this portable sauna a hot hack or a waste of money?

Brooke: And Kevin shucks it up to see which hack is best

for cracking open some oysters.

That's a lot of protein.

Kevin: And we see if MacGyver's inventions

are all they're hacked up to be.

What? You're lying.

If you don't believe me, come up here.

Brooke: Plus...

Kevin saves you some coin and a trip to the arcade

with this at-home foosball hack.

-Say "ah." -Nailed it.

Kevin: This is "hack my life."

Brooke, I don't think

you're understanding what I'm saying.

I'm saying he is the ultimate hacker.

He's our Michael Jordan,

he's our Bobby boucher, he's the goat.

MacGyver is a goat?

The greatest of all time.

In season 2, episode 1, he made a telescope

out of everything that you have in your hand.

An iced tea and a newspaper?

The newspaper and the magnifying glass.

There's no way that that's a hack and that works.

MacGyver would never lie to us,

and I'm going to prove it to you

because this is "hacked or fiction."

In "hacked or fiction," we test out hacks

from pop culture to see if beloved icons

of the big and small screen are actually great hackers

or if the hacks are pure fiction.

Now in the documentary television series "MacGyver,"

the legendary Angus MacGyver was the greatest hacker,

and when MacGyver made his telescope

to spy on the bad guys,

he used a newspaper, a watch, and a magnifying glass.

The glasses will act as lenses inside the rolled-up newspaper.

Let's get the lens out of the magnifying glass.

Yeah.

Now with some magnifying glasses,

you can just brute force it.

Others, you need to take a sharp object.

There you go. Okay.

Hey!

Step one complete. Perfect.

So, of course, that's going to magnify the image,

but then the image is going to be upside down,

so we need another set of glass to invert the image, right?

Uh-huh. To reverse it.

And that's where the watch comes in.

So I'm going to pop this bad boy out.

Be very careful if you are using a knife.

There we go.

That's how MacGyver would do it.

All right.

Got our newspaper. Yep.

So, we'll roll it into a cone shape.

Mm-hmm. Perfect.

So you got that nice and firm. You want to drop this in?

Or I can drop it in? You can do it.

Okay. Here we go.

Bombs away.

I'll get in there and correct it.

Yeah. Okay.

Oh. You feel it down there? Perfect.

Fold in the top of your new telescope.

And now we just want to throw

the magnifying glass on it.

There you go, buddy boy.

All right, Brooke. Are you ready to use the amazing

MacGyver telescope hack?

Yep. All set up.

MacGyver was able to get the bad guys' pass code

using his telescope.

I'm going to just unlock my phone here.

See if you can catch the pass code.

[ Whistling ]

Super-secure.

All right, I'm in. Did you catch it?

Uh, can you do it one more time?

Yeah, sure. Here we go.

No way MacGyver would let me down.

Man, now you have my pass code.

Can you do that one more time?

I -- I kind of can't see [Bleep] out of this thing.

What? You're lying.

If you don't believe me, come up here.

Wow.

-Told you, it's bad. -That's -- it's garbage.

Did you roll the paper wrong?

Maybe we used the wrong edition.

You have a better line of vision

using your actual eyesight

maybe that's what MacGyver wanted.

Kevin. Maybe this was

MacGyver's plan all along.

Hold on. I'll come up with more reasons why this

is not MacGyver's fault.

Kevin, it's okay. It's time to call it.

I can't. You have to do it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

This is fiction.

There's no way this hack works.

Okay, I brought a juice box up here if you want it.

I do. Okay.

♪♪

♪♪

Kevin: Aah, yachting.

There's simply no better way to spend an afternoon,

even when you're the captain driving the boat.

But this beautiful day at sea is about to get totally wrecked.

Whoa!

[ Clattering ]

Kevin: Now you're shipwrecked with a bunch of rich idiots!

Why?!

To keep them from sinking you along with your ship,

you'll need a hack line of defense

against your fellow castaways.

Okay, so this is a first, but luckily,

you're an avid camper and hiker with hacks to get found and fed.

First, you'll have to figure out where you are.

This supermodel has never seen a compass before

and mistook it for a coaster, and now it's swimming in rosé.

Not to worry.

Just run a safety pin along a magnet,

the float a leaf in a cup of water

and place that pin on top.

Now you'll able to find true north.

Your last morsel of food is a packet of oyster crackers.

Correction --was of oyster crackers

thanks to this millionaire housewife.

But luckily she has designer soap in her couture Fanny pack.

No, not because you smell sweaty.

It's for the fish!

They love the taste of soap, so you can use it as bait.

Nice catch.

Too bad this idiot sliced it in half, thinking,

"it will be just like sashimi."

But you're not in the mood to experiment with raw fish.

Ugh!

Thank god.

You won't have to become a Sushi chef after all.

You found a cinder block, and you can use it as a grill.

The cinder block's enclosed space protects your flame,

and the stone surface conducts and traps heat.

Now you're cooking.

Woman: I'm starving.

The sun is starting set, and what do you know?

They took up all the room in the emergency tent,

those a-holes!

But you know what to do.

Place a large stick in the sand,

and place your poncho over it for temporary shelter.

You try to get some sleep...

-I want 400 shares of bitcoin. -...But that entitled moron

is so busy on his phone.

-I want this stock! -Oh, wait a minute,

he has a phone?!

Well, I guess you could have checked

for reception when you crashed.

It's time to call for help.

Oh, thank god. Congratulations!

Help is on the way.

You survived the elements and those clueless castaways

using your hack line of defense.

-Coming up... -Shuck!

Brooke: All the hacks you need to crack open

and chow down on oysters.

Kevin: And lazy cook Brooke

hacks melted ice cream into bread.

This is debauchery I didn't even know I was capable of.

When the "hack" comes back.

Kevin: The cat's in the cradle on the next "hacks del corazón."

Bring you razor down to your chin,

going nice and slowly to avoid cutting your --

ai!

-[ Gasping ] -Papa?

Are you okay?

No, mijo.

I have lost a lot of blood.

I see a white light, and it calls me toward it.

Wait.

Before you go,

put this on.

Anti-per spirant?

Anti-perspirant contains aluminum compounds,

which can constrict blood vessels to stop bleeding.

My bleeding's no más!

You have saved my life with a hack.

You truly are my son.

Ah.

Wait a second.

Is this mijo?

A mija!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Huh?

Kevin: Nothing is what it seems on "hacks del corazón."

♪♪

Who among us hasn't fallen asleep

halfway through a gallon of ice cream?

Well, today, we are going to take that leftover liquid shame

and hack it into ice cream bread.

[ Applause ] All right, guys.

Let's not [bleep] around.

Let's learn how to make ice cream bread right now.

All you need to get started is some self-rising flour,

some delicious ingredients for garnish,

and then the pièce De résistance,

your leftover melted ice cream,

you lazy p.O.S.

[ Laughter ] So how about we jump in?

Let's take our 1 1/4-cup, self-rising flour.

Then take the melted pint of ice cream,

and we're going to get a nice concoction

of these two together, so I'm going to start mixing

while I pour the melted ice-cream goodness in here.

Okay, and then I'm going to take little sweeties,

and fold all these little goodies real nicely.

Ooh, she pretty.

Okay, you just need a little loaf pan like so.

And, again, our good friend non-stick spray.

Just line our pan, and we're just going to go ahead

and fill our little baking pan.

All right, we've got all the gooey ice-cream

bread-dough in the pan.

I've pre-heated the oven to 350 degrees,

and we're going to pop it in there for 35 to 40 minutes.

And then, go shorty, it's your birthday.

This is utter madness.

Whoa!

So let's get in there.

This is a new level of debauchery

I didn't even know I was capable of.

Let's give this a go.

Hell yeah. Nailed it.

[ Applause ] Ice cream, I just gave you

a second life, buddy.

Now that's something to break bread over.

Ice-cream bread, get it?

♪♪

♪♪

Shuck me.

I can't get this open!

Whether you're serving oysters for a party

or having a romantic evening, nothing kills the mood faster

than floundering with the old shellfish.

So today we're pitting three hacks against each other

to see which can crack the mystery of shucking oysters

without an oyster-shucking knife.

[ Ding ] This is "hack vs. Hack."

Joining me for the shellfish shenanigans

are three seafood aficionados.

These guys work in an actual seafood market,

so they know the shuck they are talking about.

Welcome Paul, Adam, and Steve.

How are you guys?

-Good, thank you. -Thanks for joining.

I don't want to get too personal right off the bat,

but I have to know, how do you shuck?

Some people with a nice grip, just slide it in there.

What is "it" that you're jamming in there?

Shucking knife. There we go.

That was the third thing I was thinking.

All right, gents. You ready to meet your hacks?

Paul, let's start with you, sir.

Go ahead and remove the bucket.

That's a vice clamp, sir. The hack is simple here.

You're going to take the oyster, put it into the clamp,

apply enough pressure to pop the shell,

but hopefully not enough to completely ruin the oyster.

A screwdriver.

I can hack with that.

It should operate similar to the oyster-shucking knife.

You feel like it has the same principle

as an oyster-shucking knife?

Close to it.

Closer than the vice, that's for sure.

Last but not least --

okay, it's a bit of a misdirect.

Tongs might play a part,

but your hack is actually a grill.

The heat from the flame should make any air or moisture

inside the oyster expand and hopefully pop it open.

-Right. -All right, gentlemen.

The rules for this "hack vs. Hack" are very simple.

I'm giving you five minutes to shuck

as many oysters as you can.

However, the winner will be determined

by the number of oysters shucked and by the presentation,

so try not to get too sloppy in the process.

Sound good?

-Yeah. -Yes, sir.

Let the shucking begin in 3, 2, 1.

Shuck!

♪♪

Okay, Paul's getting the vice ready,

using the pressure to crack things open.

Okay.

Looks like Paul managed to snap off

a piece of the oyster, first one's open here.

Adam's hammering that screwdriver in there.

Getting that in there, and the leverage just popped it open.

And Steve, I like this tactic.

You're throwing several on the flames.

If one pops, we might see a whole successful plating

in mere seconds.

Paul, is the vice working better or worse

than you thought it would?

-Better. -The mess of the vice, though,

is hard to ignore,

but the pressure from the vice is working about as fast

as the screwdriver, if not faster.

How's the screwdriver working out?

It's -- it's hit-and-miss.

That is a lot of protein.

I'm hearing some crackling down there, Steve.

What's going on?

Steve: I got one opening up for you.

Okay, we got 10 seconds left.

It's anybody's game.

♪♪

That is time, and Paul --

oh, the shell has dropped.

"Hack vs. Hack" is over.

We're going to walk through it, but, Paul, you did,

in fact, get 10 oysters in your plate,

but I'm assuming you wouldn't serve

something like this, right?

Definitely not.

Adam, you got eight.

Very well plated.

Do you feel like with the screwdriver,

you were able to scrape the muscle?

I was able to not destroy the shell.

So, in a pinch, would you say

that the screwdriver is a viable hack?

As far as hacks go, I'm guessing if you have

a vice in your garage, you probably have a screwdriver,

so that would be the best way to go.

Now, Steve, what happened down there, man?

Well, managed to get four of them to pop open.

So, Steve, I'm sorry.

I feel like four is just not enough.

Of course.

So that brings us to Adam and Paul,

and this is tough because, Paul, you had a very difficult hack,

but you got 10 on your plate.

Adam, you've got eight.

I'm going to defer to you, Steve.

Which hack do you think deserves to win?

Adam's dish is way more edible than Paul's,

so I would have to choose Adam's.

It is official, my friends.

The winner of this "hack vs. Hack"

is the screwdriver.

[ Cheering ]

Congratulations, Adam. So there you have it, friends.

If you don't have the right tool for the job,

don't just say, "aw, shucks."

Reach for a screwdriver.

Brooke: Up next, is this portable sauna a chance

to relax or a waste of cash?

Is this what Florida feels like?

Kevin: And still to come, hairspray hacks for days

from taming brows to gripping screws,

when the "hack" comes back.

Kevin: More family secrets come to light on the finale

of "hacks del corazón."

Our long-lost son is actually our daughter!

[ Laughs ] Sí.

Why would you hide this secret from me?

You are my wife.

Because I am not your wife.

Que?!

In actuality, I am...

Ha!

Huh!

There is something I need to share with you,

but the knot on this trench coat is tied too tight.

I know just the thing to cut through this tension.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

If we hit this knot over and over and over again,

the vibrations will loosen it enough for you to untie it.

Oh, sí.

I am familiar with this old solución family hack,

for in actuality, I am...

[ Dramatic music builds ]

Dios mio!

My twin brother.

No, I'm your secret triplet brother, Dougie.

[ Gasps ]

I've come back to get closer

to the familia, muy closer.

'Sup, hermano?

Every hacky family is hacky in its own way

on "hacks del corazón."

Hey, kev. Hey.

How's the boxing match go?

Terribly. I didn't make weight.

Shoot, did you try just dropping some pounds at the sauna?

The one at the gym? Yeah.

Ugh, that thing's, like, full of old balls.

Now if only we could have a home sauna

without paying a fortune to have one installed.

All right, well, I think this calls for

a "hack delivery."

♪♪

[ Doorbell rings ]

In "hack delivery," we test out

an existing product you can buy online

and let you know if it's a sleeper or a keeper.

Yeah, don't waste your money on bogus products.

Let us do that for you.

Um, why are there two boxes, by the way?

Oh, Kevin, because it's a personal

portable sauna for one!

I have one, too.

This is possibly the solution to all your problems.

It's going to give you all the sweating

and public nudity of a sauna,

but in the privacy and comfort of your own home.

We can be nude together, but in private.

Okay. I like this.

I think this is against the lord's way,

but let's try it.

Okay.

Blah, blah, blah, "tisk of dehydration,

you could die, you could die."

After a page and a half of warnings and disclaimers,

this thing claims a quick and easy set-up,

relaxation, health benefits.

It can detoxify your body from toxins and chemicals.

And it's completely portable.

Oh.

Whoa. Easy, tiger!

I'm assuming it's going to sit like this.

Yeah, there we go.

Okay. That makes the most sense.

Look at this little private phone booth.

Power cord needs to go out, obviously.

Does this go like that? A-ha!

Hey. [ Laughs ]

Okay. Huh?

There we go.

All right. Powering up.

See you on the other side.

Okay. Go.

[ Whirring ]

Whoo. Can I tell you, already getting toasty.

I need to stop talking now.

I'm already feeling the sweat.

Oh, god. This is like having hormonal, like, flop sweat.

Yeah, I feel like I just changed my birth control.

Thigh sweat, under-boob sweat.

Ugh! I hate humidity.

Brooke, do you have any 3s?

Oh, god.

Brooke, what you got there?

This is good for energy. You need a bite, man?

You're looking a little pallid. It's coming your way.

Ready? Yeah.

Thank you.

Is this what Florida feels like?

Hey, kev? Huh?

I'm tapping out.

Okay. [ Gasps ]

Whoa.

It's time to get to the real

important questions, Brooke.

How did this bad boy stack up?

Was it quick and easy to set up?

No.

Did it allow for relaxation?

Uh, no.

Health benefits, Brooke?

Did it detoxify your body

from toxins and chemicals?

I started this hack delivery hung over,

and I don't feel better.

Last but certainly not least, you don't have to bolt it

into a room, so, technically, it is portable.

Are we keeping it, or sending it back?

I don't know. This whole thing is an ordeal.

It's way too cumbersome.

Yeah, it might be cheaper than a sauna,

but this is not a good hack.

I think we should send it back.

I want to give the folks at the return facility

something to remember me by, so...

Ugh, that's not nice.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Sometimes, an item is so useful it ascends

into the pantheon of great hacking tools.

Today, we celebrate one that truly

has become a hack all-star --

hairspray.

Think this can is a one-trick pony?

Think again.

Whip unruly brows into shape using hairspray

and a spoolie to groom them and keep them in place all day.

[ Whispering ] All-star.

Have a screw loose?

Spraying your hardware with hair spray

can help a screw's teeth get a better grip,

and be put securely back into place.

[ Whispering ] All-star.

Want to keep Rose petals from falling off?

Hairspray comes in and saves the day.

A quick spritz will keep your petals in place.

[ Whispering ] All-star.

No one has time to sit around and watch paint dry.

Spraying your nails with hairspray

can cut their drying time in half.

[ Whispering ] All-star.

Don't let slippery soles get you down.

Hairspray can keep you grounded.

This sticky wonder works from your head to your toes.

[ Whispering ] All-star.

Welcome to the club, hairspray.

You truly are a hack all-star.

-Up next... -That's-a-goal.

Save a trip to the arcade by hacking your own.

If you build it, they will come.

Hola.

I didn't see you there.

It is I, señor solución.

You might think I'm a muy famous telenovela star

with no problemos, but I've been where you are.

You get to your new bachelor casa,

and you've got to measure stuff alone, solo,

no illicit lover, no madre or padre, just you.

Who's going to hold the handle of my measuring tape?!

Ay-yi-yi!

Well, I've got a hack for you.

You can use the little cut-out hole

at the end of the measuring tape

and hold it in place using UN nail or even a screw.

I do love a good screw.

So, next time you're solo, just remember --

who needs an illicit lover when you've got a hack?

♪♪

♪♪

Hey there, friends.

Welcome to "let's make a thing,"

where one man's trash is another man's treasure.

Let's see what's in the box.

[ Laughs ]

Lucky day, it's another box!

I don't know about you. Whenever I see an empty box,

I immediately imagine it filled with tiny,

sweaty, athletic men...

Because I love foosball, but I don't have the money

or the space for a normal foosball table,

so we're going to turn this thing

into a miniature foosball game.

That's a pastime somewhere.

So here's what you're going to need.

Some white tape, some green construction paper,

some wooden dowels, a ruler, and some tape,

a hole puncher and a marker,

a utility knife, and a ping-pong ball,

and, finally, some clothes pins.

Let's make a thing.

First things first, we need our goals,

'cause what fun is anything unless you score?

[ Cheering ]

We're going to measure out four inches from each side.

A little Mark.

Then you'll use your cutting tool and slice away.

We're going to do it about 2 inches high.

Look at that.

That's-a-goal!

All right, we need a playing field, right?

We're going to take this green construction paper

and place it on in to the old box.

Make sure the corners are nice and tidy.

Almost there. Do you see the field?

Are you getting it?

If you build it, they will come.

Now we're going to tape some lines,

so we know exactly where the goal is.

Oh, that's good enough. We have our field.

We're going to use a hole puncher

to clip some holes into the sides of the box.

Clear!

We're gonna pass our wooden dowels

through the holes that we just poked.

Okay, our defenders are in the back here.

There we go. Each team is set and ready.

If you're starting to question this hack, just remember --

you can put tiny pictures of yourself as the players.

[ Chuckles ] Congratulations!

You just made a thing.

It's game time, baby!

Let's get to the foos!

Oh, the foos is loose.

[ Whistle blows ]

And just like "airbender," you really want to use current

to knock the ping-pong ball around

because maybe your clothespins aren't quite regulation size.

There we go. Come on...

[ Speaking gibberish ]

Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-al!

[ Horn toots ]

[ Whistle blows ]

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