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Brooke: Life hacks are supposed to make your life better.

Kevin: So if any of these hacks make it worse,

stop what you're doing immediately!

Brooke: Hack at your own risk, hackers.

[ Screams ]

Kevin: On an unforgettable "hacks del corazón"...

Señor, do you like this fine oil portrait of me?

It is nice, dear.

Then, why do you not hang it on the wall?

Is it because this was painted by my illicit lover?

Isí!

But, also, there is no hook on the back

from which to hang it.

No!

But don't worry, my little chinchilla.

[ Trumpet plays ]

By taking the tab from my can of cerveza

and then screwing it into the frame with a wire,

the painting is now ready to be mounted.

Señor.

[ Drill whirs ]

Ooh!

Now, where do you want it?

Ooh.

-Like this? -Sí, sí, just like that.

Tilt it a little to the right.

Perfecto.

Oh. Ohh!

Aaah!

[ Thuds ]

Iseñor!

Is this the end of señor solución?

Find out, on the next "hacks del corazón."

Brooke: Tonight...

-Hit me! -...On "hack my life"...

-Oh! -Oh!

10-4, good buddies.

Kevin goes inside the world of trucking

to get the 20 on some hacks.

Kevin: We see if we can score some drive-through

without a car.

Hello!

[ Horn honks ] Okay. All right.

And find out if this hack delivery

will spruce up your salad.

-Brace yourself. -Oh!

I'm dumber than a reporter in the middle of a hurricane,

telling you that it's wet outside!

-This... -Oh, my god.

That one really hurts. -...Is "hack my life."

-Ooh, baby hung'y. -All right.

-Let's do it. -So, well, that's good.

I'm glad this is open. -Hello?

Is anybody there? Oh, no.

See, most drive-through have a strict "vehicles only" policy.

What about the times in your life when

your only option is walking through

the drive-through on foot?

Yes, like, let's say the dine-in section is closed

or your car's in the shop.

Or if you're like me and you need a burger real bad

and you're in no position to drive.

You don't want her driving, sober or otherwise -- trust me.

No, you don't. So, let's get some food

and hack a solution.

This is gaming the system.

All right, look, we're not here to show you

how to mess with fast-food workers.

No.

But we do want to get through

the drive-through without a vehicle.

And there is a method to our madness.

You see, the drive-throughs -- they want to stop passer-bys

from triggering the speaker,

so they Bury sensors in the ground.

Like, they could be magnets. They could be wave-related.

Woman: Welcome. Can I take your order, please?

We're gonna see if we can game those sensors

and get a meal without the ride.

For our first hack, we're using a shopping cart.

We're gonna hope that the metal will set off

the magnetic sensors in the drive-through

and alert the cashier to our presence.

[ Cart rattling ]

All right, this is the sensor.

Hello?

I don't even know if that's how that works.

I didn't hear the -- I didn't hear the speaker click on.

Hello? Anybody there?

[ Horn honks ]

Oh.

There's a car -- there's a car behind us.

Why didn't you tell me?

Uh, hello? All right, so I don't think

it's magnets -- it's probably based off weight,

so we got to try something else first.

[ Horn honks ] Okay. All right.

Nope. Didn't work.

[ Buzzer ]

For hack number 2, we're going with something

a little more heavy-duty, our old friend, the dumpster --

considerably heavier than the shopping cart.

I think it'll trigger those sensors.

All right.

[ Laughs ] Mm.

Look who's back.

Uh, hello?

Come on. That's got to be heavy enough.

That's got to be.

Woman: Welcome. May I take your order, please?

[ Laughs ] Ooh!

I'm gonna have a number 12,

and I'm gonna add a side of avocado.

Make that two sides of avocado.

Two sides of avocado.

Drive up to the next window, please.

Just gonna have to wheel you around like this.

I'm sorry.

Faster! Faster!

Come on. I'm getting there.

Fast!

-Push! Mush! -Act normal.

-Hello. -Hello.

Only vehicles, guys. Sorry. Not my rule.

[ Sighs ]

All right, then you need a vehicle.

Yes. We need a vehicle. They need a vehicle.

-She's gonna be at fault. -Let's just get a vehicle, then.

-Okay. -Hack didn't work!

[ Buzzer ]

So, I'm not admitting defeat.

No, me neither.

But we don't have food.

-Hi. -For Brooke?

-Brooke? -Yep.

Kevin: Which is why hack number 3 is to just call a car

and just have the driver take you through.

[ Chuckling ] Oh, we meet again, friend.

Well, well, well.

Woman: Can I take your order, please?

A number 12, please, with a side of avocado.

Drive up to the next window, please.

Just don't make eye contact with her.

Kevin: Yeah, no, she's very aggressive.

Thank you.

Actually, you can stop right here.

And, yep, right here is good.

Did a lot to get this food, but...

Mission accomplished. -Hmm.

So, it doesn't have to beyour

but it does have to bea

yeah. We didn't exactly

game the system, but we did manage to get our food.

I'm hungry. Can we just eat, please?

Yeah, let's eat. You got the avocado?

It didn't happen. Yeah.

Okay.

[ Screech ]

♪♪

[ Slash! ]

♪♪

[ Beatboxing ]

♪♪

Oh, hey, friends.

Welcome to let's make a thing,

where one man's trash is another man's treasure.

Let's see what's in the box today.

Ohh.

A hula-hoop.

[ Chuckling ] Amazing!

Now, if you've ever run into me at burning man,

you know that when I'm naked,

I can work some magic with this thing.

However, today, we're turning this hula-hoop

into an outdoor shower for your backyard.

It's perfect for anyone who's dreamed of bathing

under the stars but doesn't want to spend the money

to have an actual outdoor shower installed.

[ Clatters ]

All you need are a few simple items, like a hose,

a nozzle for that hose, shower-curtain rings,

a shower curtain, some tape, and some rope, and that's it.

[ Box thuds lightly ]

[ Sighs ]

So, let's make a thing.

Let's use the power of our imaginations

to turn these ladders and that wood pole

into trees in your backyard.

We've got our base.

Now we need to build a shower.

Step one -- we're actually gonna attach this hose

right in the middle of our magical tree branch.

That is about center.

And now we're gonna secure with some tape.

Next, we're gonna prep this hula-hoop

so we can hang it from our trees.

That's where we're gonna use our rope.

I'm cutting three pieces,

depending upon how high you want the curtain to hang.

Okay, so, now we're going to tie the three pieces

of the rope evenly around our hula-hoop.

I'll grab some tape, securing at each knot.

The last thing you want is it popping off,

and then everybody seeing that you're a nature buff.

Then we're gonna take all three ends of our rope.

Tie these all up together in the center.

We're gonna hang our hoop.

So, now let's hang our shower curtain.

The shower curtain rings -- attach them to the hoop.

All right, and that should do it.

Huh? Look at this.

In here, uncle can't hear me scream.

[ No audio ]

[ Chuckling ] Great.

Certainly looks like a shower.

All that's left is to get wet.

Hit me!

Oh!

It works!

We made a thing.

This is great!

I knew it'd work.

I don't have to be standing it in.

I'm dumber than a reporter in the middle of a hurricane,

telling you that it's wet outside!

-Coming up... -[ Gasps ]

Brooke: ...The plot thickens on "hacks del corazón."

And these flat, lifeless pillows give me no comfort.

Plus, we get another hack delivery,

but is the juice worth the squeeze

for this citrus-spraying device?

He's losing tomato juice.

Get zesty when we return.

Kevin: On a mind-numbing "hacks del corazón"...

Señor solución emerges from his coma.

[ Gasps ] Where am I?

Who are you?

Who am I?

Oh, no.

Amnesia!

[ Dramatic music plays ] [ Gasps ]

I'm sorry, stranger lady.

My head feels like a used piñata,

and these flat, lifeless pillows give me no comfort.

These pillows, like your brain,

have taken a serious beating.

[ Grunts ] Whoa!

But placing them in direct sunlight for two hours

will evaporate all of the drool and sweat

that the downing feathers have absorbed.

Oh.

Now my head feels muy warm and cozy.

It is as if it is being placed in the warm bosom

of my very st-- I want to say --

Maureen.

No.

Gladys.

No.

Pepper.

No!

Paprika? No.

Kevin: "Hacks del corazón."

Carrie? No.

Is your name "no"?

Pbht.

Brooke, noooo!

Kevin.

Brooke, what if I could promise you

no more seeds in your salad and no more juice on your hands?

I'm listening.

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Gasps ] This is hack delivery.

Ooh. Ta-da!

You know, not all hacks are homemade.

In hack delivery, we test out existing products

you can buy online that are built around hacks

and decide whether to keep it or send it back.

There you go. Ooh, thanks.

Yeah.

This is stem, the citrus spritzer.

It promises to turn your boring meal into

a citrus sensation by converting

a piece of fruit into a spritzer. Tsst! Tsst!

According to stem, it has serrated teeth

for simple insertion, and it is small and easy to store.

Yeah.

I could lose this inside me.

Should we put this to the test?

-Yeah! -Yeah!

We've set up a little citrus showdown to help us

decide if the stem is a hack we want to keep

or if we want to send off.

Brooke: We're gonna go three rounds with the stem

to see if it holds up to its citrus-spritzing claims.

To really put it to the test, we're gonna try spritzing

with lemons, oranges,

and the ultimate spray challenge, tomatoes.

Let's do it.

Oh, serrated teeth!

Oh! Okay!

[ Grunts ] Oh, there we go.

-Yeah. -Oh, there's so much

essence of lemon. Ooh!

Kevin: Not a lot of lemon juice on my hands.

Yeah. I'm impressed.

Can it get through the orange?

-Ooh. -Let's go, cutie.

-Oh, okay. -Oh, right in.

-There's a system. -Not a problem.

Whoo!

-Fine, even mist of citrus. -Yes!

Brooke: I would just spritz this right into my face.

Right? Yeah.

This thing has done a pretty darn good job.

Yeah. I don't know, but this sprays...

Tomato's gonna be different.

It's not what this thing is made for,

but let's try it anyway.

-Mm. -'Cause we all love a nice

tomato drizzle or spritz on our salad.

-Oh, my. -Really juicy.

-Man. -Oh!

-Oh, okay. -What -- this is --

oh, no. That one's juicing out a little bit.

-Ugh! Ohh! -Do people do this?

Who spritzes tomato on a salad?

-[Bleep] -Medic!

-You're gonna be fine, buddy! -Just hold on.

He's losing tomato juice.

I'm giving him a transplant. Oh, no!

Oh, he's bleeding now!

And the tomato was a mess, but, then again,

they don't call it a tomato spritzer.

For this hack delivery, are we buying this,

or are we sending it back?

It's simple -- I really like this product, personally.

-We're buying it! -We're buying it!

I liked the even mist.

"Orange" you glad I brought a mister?

[ Crickets chirping ]

♪♪

[ Ding! ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Kevin: It's the hack lifetime achievement awards.

Tonight, we recognize an item that's demonstrated

continued excellence in the pursuit of hacking --

dryer sheets.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Dryer sheets first graced our screen as a bug repellent hack

that rubbed us the right way.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Dryer sheets are always up for a challenging role,

like when it tamed the bed head of this one-night stand.

[ Audience "ohh"s ]

Dryer sheets will surely continue in its many roles

to come, like helping wipe bugs off a car's windshield.

[ Laughter and applause ]

And in its sharpest performance yet,

dryer sheets help a dull pair of scissors

find their purpose in life by putting the edge

back on the blades.

[ Cheers and applause ] However they're used,

dryer sheets always provide a fresh solution to old problems.

Congratulations on your lifetime achievement award.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Brooke: Up next...

[ Air horn blows ] ...Kevin gets behind the wheel

and on the road.

You make nachos? In a truck, you make nachos?

-Yeah. -Still to come,

I do some permanent hacking.

[Bleep] This. Oh, my god.

Stay tuned.

[ Clicks ] What's up, everybody?

And welcome back to another

unboxing sesh with your boy Terrell.

This is hax unboxed.

I've got a wind chime made out of flowerpots.

It's a flowerpot wind chime.

So let's see if there's a box within a box,

because there's nothing.

It's white.

Nothing wrong with white, but I just -- this is a white box.

I want to see color pop, some something in here.

Oh, it's so pretty.

It's so pretty.

Let's get rid of this ugly white box it came in.

[ Box thuds ] Get rid of the box.

I'll just pull this out like that.

Oh, oh!

We got a live one. Okay.

Someone made this stringing rope

with wooden balls on it through flowerpots.

Hackers, I love this!

"Hang it from a tree."

Well, I don't go outside, but let me see what I have in here.

I'm just gonna hang it right here.

You can hang it wherever you damn well please.

You ain't got to follow directions all the time.

You can even add your own wind.

[ Chimes clanking ] Come on!

Dude, what other noise would you want to hear

in your bedroom when you're trying to sleep?

So useful!

Flowerpot wind chimes -- what will you think of next?

Like, comment, subscribe. See ya!

♪♪

Going to the spa involves three things I like the least --

leaving the house, spending money,

and letting strangers touch me, so I say bring the spa to you.

Today, we're gonna hack some skin-care treatments

using ingredients you already have around the house.

And here to help me is my best friend, Andrea.

-Hey. -She's an aesthetician

who's helped a lot of people hack their way into beauty.

What do you want to start off with?

A nourishing, hydrating face mask using avocado and cucumber.

We're literally feeding our face.

Absolutely. Take this avocado.

Scoop and mash. Okay.

Avocado is full of vitamin e, super hydrating.

Okay, one for me.

[ Laughs ] One for the bowl.

[ Laughter ]

Meanwhile, I'm just gonna slice up these cucumbers.

Cucumber -- really calming, super hydrating.

[ Whirring ]

Mix in with the avocados.

Just keep mashing.

You just want this like almost guacamole-type consistency.

I would eat this for breakfast.

Mm-hmm.

[ Audience "ooh"s ]

While that is chilling, we will make De-puffing eye pads.

Cucumber and green tea is gonna help wake you up

and diminish dark circles and puffiness.

Love that. You inspired me

'cause you do look terrible in the morning.

Thank you.

[ Laughter ]

Just gonna dice up our cucumber here.

Okay.

Toss that in.

And then add our green tea.

Just gonna liquefy it.

Smells like health.

[ Ding! ] [ Laughter ]

Put the eye pads into the bowl.

You just want to saturate.

After they're nice and soaked,

then we're just gonna pull them out.

Okay. These are gonna go

right into the freezer. Mm!

[ Cheers and applause ]

You're some sort of wizard.

Thank you.

Here's to best friends who also happen to be aestheticians.

And the best spa day ever.

And...boom. And boom.

Let's do this.

Mmm.

[ Whip, splat! ]

[ Sighs ]

Oh, turn that Enya on.

[ Slow music plays ]

Oh, my god.

Ooh, gosh, they're cold.

Wow. Wow. Ohh!

Oh! Okay.

♪♪

[ Sizzle! ]

♪♪

Kevin: I'm Kevin pereira.

Many consider me to be the world's foremost expert

on hacking.

Today, my never-ending quest for hacks will bring me

down a new road, a road owned by the tribe of people known as

"truckers."

[ Door thud echoes ]

My mission -- to seek out hacks

from the trucking world to bring home to the masses.

[ Air horn blows ]

This is "Kevin pereira, hack hunter."

I set out to meet Paul, who'd been driving big rigs for years.

Paul claimed to be a hack expert

in the fine art of on-the-road dining.

Some people dine and dash. I dash and dine.

Since truckers are usually forced to eat

only at rest stops and greasy spoons,

I was cautiously optimistic about what Paul had in store.

I got some nachos for you.

You make nachos?

-Truck, yeah. -In a truck, you make nachos.

Yeah. You pick up a few things --

a little crunch, a little protein.

I chose the beef jerky.

Where's the cheese? Oh. String cheese.

Oh, string cheese. It's easy, just a little --

you can judge the amount of cheese.

Yeah.

You also need aluminum foil --

it makes a little oven.

Love it. That's smart. Natural resources.

Set it on the dash there. The sun cooks it up real nice.

Look at that.

♪♪

Mmm!

Cooking on your dash with the sun was a hack, indeed.

With a hack under my belt, I met up with Sean,

who claimed to have hacks for staying fit on the road.

Trucking. Yep.

It's mostly seated. Correct.

So, how can you stay in shape when your job

is to literally sit and drive?

You maximize what you've got.

I would use the stairs here.

So you're transforming the truck into

a fitness center on the road?

Yeah.

Single-leg squat. Oh, yeah.

Okay. That hurts just to look, actually.

Any steep step could be turned into gym equipment.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

But could man get fit on one step alone?

So, now, what's with the resistance band?

Okay, the resistance band I would use inside of the handle.

You can work out anything there. You can do curls.

-You can do kickbacks. -Right.

I knew right away that this hack went beyond trucking.

I knew right away that this hack went beyond trucking.

While I'd found hacks for personal maintenance,

I figured truckers might have hacks for vehicle maintenance.

I was hopeful that my next encounter

with big-rig driver Jim would prove me right.

Needless to say, you spend a lot of time inside of a truck.

That's right. If something like

my windshield fogs up, for a truck driver,

that can be a huge issue.

It could put you behind schedule.

Could put you in the ditch.

And, sometimes, you wipe it, and it's right back --

it won't go away. Yeah.

There's a hack.

Good old-fashioned shaving cream.

Put a little dab on the glass.

You just smear that stuff around,

and that'll give you a layer, a coating on the glass,

and the water won't condense on it.

Jim wasn't alone in his struggle with foggy windows.

Anyone with a car or even a home could relate.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Now it was time to push on.

The road ahead is long and full of hacks, which I will find,

because I am Kevin pereira, hack hunter.

Brooke: Up next...

-You ready? -The needle's about to drop.

I get new ink...

Oh, my god. That one really hurts.

...when the "hack" comes back.

Kevin: On the dizzying finale of "hacks del corazón"...

I appreciate your attempts to cure my amnesia,

beautiful stranger, but my mind is gone.

I must go start my new life now.

But what will you do?

Move to the suburbs, lease a mid-size sedan,

get business cards that say "Dale gumphries, cpa."

Well, adiós.

Wait!

Write me, wherever you wind up, with this!

A pencil?

Sprayed with perfume?

The sense of smell is strongly linked to memory.

[ Sniffs ] Mm.

Gardenia, just like my wife wears.

Wait!

You are my wife!

My amnesia is...No más.

You remember me!

Sí.

But I also remember it was your illicit affair

with the painter that caused my amnesia!

[ Sighs deeply ] [ Grunting ]

I have left the painter for another man.

[ Whoosh! ]

Dale gumphries.

Cpa.

Mm! Mm!

"Hacks del corazón."

Brooke: Hey, it's me, Brooke.

I've been hacking all your lives for years.

I look like Jabba the Hut.

I'm available for contracting work.

But lately, I'm realizing my own life

could use some hacking, too.

Oh, mama, no! Can't have shoes.

This is hack Brooke's life.

Fun fact about the Van poppelens --

my brother and I both made bad decisions

that led to some really bad ink.

Today, we're finally exploring some hacks

for covering up bad tattoos.

"To live is Christ." Right.

"To die is gain."

So, and, then, here, this one, I have talk of being crucified.

Okay. "I have been crucified with Christ."

With Christ. You went big.

Went big. Do you remember

when I came home with all this?

Yeah. I was in a rockabilly phase.

Yeah. I hate my tattoo.

Like, I really don't know what to cover it with.

Mm-hmm. So, I'm gonna definitely

talk to a tattoo artist.

It's not that I necessarily despise the tattoo.

Right. It's just that it can be

an awkward conversation.

Right, like, I know you have

a new client meeting later today.

Yeah. I have to be in short sleeves.

Right. And I just don't want

that coming up, right?

So, yeah. Like, what can I do and...

Make it go away for a day and...

I have a really, really great makeup artist friend.

She's got some really awesome ideas and hacks for you.

-Hi, Brad. -Yeah, hey, good to meet you.

-Nice to meet you, too. -Yeah.

So, we definitely have some tattoo hacks

that we can do with things you can buy at a drugstore,

things that are easily available to most people.

All right. Have a seat.

-Hi. -Hello.

Emily, thank you so much.

Oh. I appreciate it.

No problem. I got you. You're here to help me.

You're here to help me. [ Laughs ]

What are the tricks of the trade when you deal with cover-ups?

Most people don't really like hearing this,

but you're gonna want to go bigger.

Okay, well, let's fix it.

Sometimes, it helps to be intricate.

The shading and all those nuances are really gonna help

trick the eye into going everywhere but the tattoo

that you're covering up.

Bam! [ Gasps ]

Ta-da.

I can't see him.

Putting a skull over it is brilliant.

That is a hack.

Sign me up. I'm doing it.

Oh, it's gonna hurt.

Your tattoo was black.

Blacks all either have, like, a blue or green base to it.

So, we would take a red lip liner

to counterbalance the Greens and blues in your tattoos.

The drier the lip liner, the less likely it's gonna blend

with the makeup when we're putting it over the top.

Okay.

Emily: So, I'm gonna start you off with a dot,

just to dip your toe in.

All right, you ready?

Um, yeah. Let's feel it.

[ Needle buzzing ]

[Bleep] This.

Oh, my god.

-Ohh! Okay. -We okay here?

So, it feels like it hurts, but it really --

it's like a tickle. It's like a tickle hurt.

Okay. Do we need to take a break?

-No, I think I got it. -You got it?

We're ready for the next step.

You can use any concealer.

It's better to apply more layers lightly

than to apply one thick layer.

[ Needle buzzing ] Oh, my god.

[Bleep] That one really hurts.

Jesus. [Bleep]

Our final step is hair spray.

Just a light coating -- that's the set

that creamy makeup to not rub off on your clothes.

And your tattoo is ready for the day.

This doesn't even look like my arm.

♪♪

And we're done.

Ohh, my hip.

Has Elvis left the building?

Oh, my god.

-[ Laughs ] -Elvis is gone.

Oh, that's so badass.

So, yeah, now you're all covered up.

And I'm twice as inked.

Brad: Yeah, we went different routes.

Hey, now you won't need to talk Christ with your new clients.

[ Laughs ]

-Get rid of your man bun next. -Yeah, yeah.

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