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Brooke: Life hacks are supposed
to make your life better.
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Kevin: So if any of these hacks
make it worse,
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stop what you're doing
immediately!
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It's shaping up to be
a long night for us.
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Sundays always are
during football season.
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Yeah. Lots of people
throwing parties,
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and some aren't used
to hosting them.
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So, you know, they get in
over their heads.
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Next thing you know,
yeah, they're calling us.
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[ Siren wailing ]
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Go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Oh, thank god
you're here.
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My party -- it's dying.
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What do I do?
What do I do?
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All right, sir,
just take a deep breath
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and tell me what
we're walking into here.
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I told everyone
I would make nachos,
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but when I went to shred
the cheese,
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I realized I don't have
a grater.
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-Let's go.
-Let's go.
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Oh, boy.
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Now, mack, you got eyes
on the soda can?
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-Way ahead of you.
-Oh.
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Sir,
if you ever need a grater,
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just pop the top off
of an aluminum can like this...
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...and poke some holes
in the side with a screwdriver.
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These punctures, they're gonna
act like little blades,
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gonna get that cheese
shredded up in no time.
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-Hey! It's working!
-Of course it is.
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Now, I'm going to need
to ask you one more question.
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Whose cheese is this?
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Oh, it's -- it's mine.
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Wrong.
It's nacho cheese.
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Nice.
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Right.
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Help! Right now!
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Sounds like it's coming
from the other room.
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-Go.
-Go, go, go, go.
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Kevin: Tonight...
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We're spreading it on thick.
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Hands up, hacks up!
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A couple takes pb&j-making hacks
to the extreme.
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Let me ask you this.
Which parent do you love more?
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[ Laughter ]
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Brooke: Things get personal
when we try to game
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a restaurant's
reservation hotline.
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You're fake fired
from your fake assistant job
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if you don't get me
a fake reservation.
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Kevin: Plus,
it's 50 shades of hack
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as we test your solutions
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for getting out
of zip-tie handcuffs.
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Well, hot dog!
Restrain me!
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Brooke: Get ready for
all the hacks you can catch.
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Waaa!
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This is "hack my life."
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For generations,
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the peanut butter
and jelly sandwich
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has been the gold standard
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of middle school lunches
everywhere.
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But what if there was a way
to make this perfect combination
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even more delicious?
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Well, it sounds like
it's time for a hack vs. Hack.
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Here to help us hack our way
to a better pb&j
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are Roger and his wife, Julie.
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You guys are parents
of four kids.
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-Yes.
-Congratulations.
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-Thank you.
-Or I'm sorry.
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My condolences.
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I know you make a lot of peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches,
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and as such, you've developed
your own hacks to make them.
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So how do you put together
a pb&j?
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Well, I always like to kill
two birds with one stone.
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So I take the jelly.
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And are your guesstimating
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how much jelly you need
for four sandwiches?
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Yeah.
You just eyeball it.
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I don't think the kids
are gonna know the difference.
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Now you're gonna get
the jelly and the peanut butter.
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Definitely.
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And you've already soiled
the peanut butter.
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So then I'm just
gonna mix it up.
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When it comes time
to actually make the sandwich
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or whatever you're doing,
it's a one-step process.
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All right, Julie,
tell me about your hack.
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So, my hack is
the squeezie bottle hack.
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You take a container
of peanut butter
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and you stick it in
the microwave for 30 seconds.
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It becomes super liquid-y,
and it will pour really easily.
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Then you take the grape jelly,
squeezie bottle number 2.
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-Done. That's it.
-Squirt, squirt.
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Squeezie bottle.
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What am I missing here?
What's the downside?
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The downside is it's not gonna
be evenly spread out.
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She's gonna have big splotches
like it's modern art.
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No bowl to clean.
No spatula.
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I don't think
it's a valid argument
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'cause you don't clean
the bowls anyways.
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[ Indistinct arguing ]
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You guys make peanut butter
and jelly just like my parents.
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[ Laughs ]
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Here's how this hack vs. Hack
is going down.
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You'll each have 60 seconds to
make as many pb&js as you can.
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Now, the judging criteria
is speed, cleanliness,
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and of course, deliciousness.
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60 seconds starts...Now.
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Oh! Interesting approach.
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Julie's sticking with the jelly.
She's going slice after slice.
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She's not going back
to the peanut butter.
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That could save her
precious seconds.
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Not the most even distribution
that I've seen.
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Oh, just you wait.
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Roger's got the spread going on.
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I like that.
Good distribution.
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I don't know if the ratio
of peanut butter to jelly
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is exactly what it needs to be.
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Let's see.
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We've got three completed
sandwiches over there.
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30 seconds, guys.
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Oh, the peanut butter's going
down and it's looking good.
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5...4...
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3...2...
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That's it.
Time's up.
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-Hands in the air!
-Done.
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Okay, so looking at speed,
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Roger, you've got about
seven sandwiches there.
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Julie, you've got nine.
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That's right.
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So I'm gonna say that your hack
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was the more efficient
speed-wise.
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But now
let's talk about neatness.
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So, Roger,
it looks pretty good.
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Not a lot of mess everywhere.
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Can't really say the same
for Julie.
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-What happened here?
-Listen, listen.
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There's globs of peanut butter
everywhere.
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You got him on speed,
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but you did not get him
on cleanliness,
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which means
it comes down to taste.
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Oh, children!
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Dinner is served!
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All right, gentlemen,
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I have two peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches.
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These were either made
by your mom or your dad.
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We don't know.
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Tell us what you think,
and we'll pick a winner.
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Your first set of sandwiches.
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[ Laughs ]
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Guess I get to have this one
right here.
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All right.
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Good.
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-Excellent.
-Yeah?
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Oh, excellent?
Why is that an excellent pb&j?
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Uh-huh. All right, we'll move on
to the next set here.
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Here we go.
All right.
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Too much peanut butter.
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Peanut butter,
peanut butter.
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I really don't see
any jelly.
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-I do not like this one.
-Not a fan.
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All right, you've tried
each sandwich.
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It's time to vote.
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So did you like sandwich a
or sandwich b?
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-A.
-A.
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-All the way?
-Yeah.
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That's officially
two votes for hack a,
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which means the winner
of this hack vs. Hack challenge
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is Julie with
the squeezie bottles!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Julie, for your victory today,
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you go home with
the golden peanut.
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I love it!
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Congratulations to you
and the squeeze bottle hack.
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Rog, I'm sorry, man.
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Well, at least I won't have to
hear about this anymore.
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That is true.
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What is
he talking about?
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This is going on our mantel,
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and I'm gonna point to it
every single day.
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[ Laughs ]
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Prepare to be bowled over.
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It's pop quiz time.
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So, you brought a can of soup
for lunch,
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but when you go to heat it up,
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you realize the office kitchen
is out of bowls.
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Well, I guess
I could just go hungry.
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Quit it with the hunger strike,
Gandhi.
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There's a microwave-safe bowl
alternative within arm's reach.
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Let's see if you can guess
what it is in today's pop quiz!
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Oh, wow!
I wish you would have told me.
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I'm terrible at pop quizzes.
I get really nervous.
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And when I get really nervous,
I start to sweat.
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And when I start to sweat I --
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Brooke: All right.
No need to sweat it.
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There's a solution
closer than you think.
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To make a microwave-safe bowl,
should you use --
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"a," paper clips
and index cards,
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"b," duct tape and a magazine,
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or "c," plastic forks
and a paper plate?
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Oh, well, uh...
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Index cards seem a little bit
too flimsy, but maybe.
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And uh, duct tape --
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I can't imagine it would smell
very good after being nuked.
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Uh, I'm gonna go with "c,"
plastic forks and a paper plate.
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Ding, ding, ding!
That's the right answer!
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Take a paper plate
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and fold up the edges
to make a four-sided basket.
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Then stick a microwave-safe fork
in each corner
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to keep it from coming apart.
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After that,
just pour in your soup,
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pop it in the microwave,
and lunch is served.
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Wow! That's really cool.
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Not the soup, of course.
It's pipin' hot.
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Thanks, pop quiz lady.
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[ Can clatters ]
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Never would have guessed.
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Coming up, Kevin finally
shows some restraint.
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Sticks and stones
may break my bones,
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but safe words
will not break zip-ties.
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Kevin: Plus, Brooke tries
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to game the restaurant
reservation system
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by name-dropping
a big celebrity.
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Woman:
I'm sorry, Kevin pereira?
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Kevin:
Find out if it's feast or famine
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when "hack my life" returns.
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Kevin:
We now return to "hack 911."
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All right,
what's going on here?
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Come on.
Talk to me, buddy!
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-Salad. Salad.
-Oh, my god.
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-He's in shock.
-I would be, too.
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Who serves salad
at at football party?
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-No.
-I'm watching my --
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-tongs.
-Oh, damn it. He's right.
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There's nothing
to serve the salad with.
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You.
Get me some pliers.
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Jack, stand by
with some duct tape.
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On it.
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We're gonna get you that salad,
damn it.
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-Here.
-Okay, great.
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Now hold those steady
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while I tape these utensils
onto the jaws.
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Losing them,
I'm losing them.
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Hold it.
Hold it.
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Stay with me.
Stay with me.
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Now serve your guests
some salad, stat!
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Nice trick.
It actually works.
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Well,
we're professionals, sir.
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We'd never steer you "tong."
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[ Laughs ] Nice.
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Man: Hey, man!
That's my seat!
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I got a note from a doctor.
I need to sit there.
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-My seat!
-Hey, hey, hey.
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Hack 911
requesting immediate backup.
252
00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,400
We have an altercation
in progress.
253
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,030
Okay, so maybe
you and the missus
254
00:09:48,066 --> 00:09:50,166
decided to do a little
Liam neeson role play.
255
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,250
Or maybe you got kidnapped
by human traffickers.
256
00:09:52,283 --> 00:09:54,283
Sometimes you need out
of zip-tie cuffs.
257
00:09:54,316 --> 00:09:56,316
Hang tight, buddy.
We've got you covered.
258
00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:59,270
This is hack mail.
259
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:02,080
It's very unlikely
you'll actually find yourself
260
00:10:02,116 --> 00:10:04,266
in a situation where you need
to break free
261
00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,400
from zip-tie handcuffs.
262
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:07,103
I mean,
unless you're fun.
263
00:10:07,133 --> 00:10:08,173
Amen, sister.
264
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,270
All right, whichever hack
265
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,220
gets us out
of these zip-ties fastest
266
00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,270
wins our...
267
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,420
Both: Hack seal of approval.
268
00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:16,030
Hack number one.
269
00:10:16,066 --> 00:10:17,066
Yeah.
270
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,220
Can you --
you got it?
271
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,400
Ah! You got it.
272
00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:22,353
Here we go.
Hack number one comes to us
273
00:10:22,383 --> 00:10:24,223
from Mike in frierson,
Louisiana.
274
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,066
I don't like the sound
of this guy.
275
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,330
All right.
You've got the lace there.
276
00:10:37,366 --> 00:10:40,116
This is me if I was wearing
my freshest timberlands
277
00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:41,300
and I happened
to be abducted.
278
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,253
I'm gonna try to tie a knot
around this thing.
279
00:10:43,283 --> 00:10:44,253
Okay.
280
00:10:44,283 --> 00:10:45,353
You can always cough
or yell
281
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,423
to cover up any sounds
that you're making.
282
00:10:46,450 --> 00:10:49,000
Enh! Enh!
283
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:50,223
Uggh!
284
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,350
Everything's fine, darus!
Keep counting your gems!
285
00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:56,303
Two hoops.
I'm gonna put one around my toe.
286
00:10:56,333 --> 00:11:00,133
Then I'm gonna pass this middle
part through the cuffs.
287
00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,416
There we go.
288
00:11:01,450 --> 00:11:05,130
There we go.
And now your next move is to...?
289
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,416
-So you got to just fussy baby.
-Fussy baby.
290
00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:09,170
[ Crying ]
291
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,400
He's got the boot lace
threaded through the zip-tie,
292
00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:14,053
and he's got one on each foot
and he's --
293
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,333
oh! [ Laughs ]
294
00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:18,096
He's free!
He's free!
295
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,073
Look at that!
296
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,370
Not tonight, darus!
297
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,150
It smells a little bit
like burning plastic,
298
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,183
but also success.
299
00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,266
Hack number two
300
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:28,200
comes from Rachel
in morristown, New Jersey.
301
00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:40,180
Well, hot dog!
Restrain me!
302
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:42,076
Yes, ma'am.
303
00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:43,996
You're going for the smaller,
pointy end.
304
00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:45,273
Yeah.
This is the thinner end.
305
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,270
Okay, so -- ow.
All right. Ouch.
306
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:50,080
You stab yourself
in the process a few times.
307
00:11:50,116 --> 00:11:54,216
Okay. It's really hard to see
when you're bound.
308
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,030
Get in there!
309
00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:57,346
You know,
it's probably doable,
310
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,203
but I feel like your life would
really have to be on the line
311
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,403
for this to work.
312
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:03,373
If I could get the --
313
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,300
and you're dead.
Sorry, Brooke!
314
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:09,003
Our final hack comes
from Chaz in elko, Nevada.
315
00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:22,266
Well, good thing
I'm as strong as Chaz.
316
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,280
Hyah!
317
00:12:23,316 --> 00:12:25,226
Channel the Chaz!
318
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,996
-Chaz!
-Channel the Chaz!
319
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,033
Ouch. Chaz!
320
00:12:28,066 --> 00:12:29,146
Get 'em, Chaz!
321
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,133
-Chaz!
-Oh, no!
322
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,376
Ch--
323
00:12:32,416 --> 00:12:34,376
oh, no. Oh!
324
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:36,016
Chaz!
325
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:38,120
In your face, Chaz!
326
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:39,200
Chaz!
327
00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:41,183
Okay, yeah. I just didn't --
I didn't commit.
328
00:12:41,216 --> 00:12:43,096
Shall we review these hacks?
329
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,453
First hack --
bicycle kicking.
330
00:12:44,483 --> 00:12:46,203
It takes a few minutes
to set up,
331
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,023
and if you're in the trunk
of a car
332
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:49,470
or a shipping container,
that might be a little rough.
333
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,270
But thank god
in the 11th hour,
334
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,480
our good friend Chaz
showed up.
335
00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:56,426
Hands to the heavens...
Chaz!
336
00:12:56,466 --> 00:12:59,346
Chaz! You just "Chaz!" Your way
to freedom.
337
00:12:59,383 --> 00:13:01,253
So, congrats to you, Chaz.
338
00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:04,253
You and all of your muscles
win our...
339
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,123
Hack seal of approval!
340
00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:08,180
I think we've got some business
to take care of, though.
341
00:13:08,216 --> 00:13:09,296
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
342
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,353
I don't think darus saw
this coming, us getting free.
343
00:13:11,383 --> 00:13:14,323
He's gonna see me coming.
344
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,020
Kevin:
Close your laptop
345
00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:18,020
and throw your smartphone
down a well.
346
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:22,180
Brooke:
We're bringing the Internet's craziest hackers to your TV.
347
00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:25,376
It's worldwide hacks.
348
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:26,446
Friends, let's face it.
349
00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:28,303
The Internet is basically
a giant garbage fire.
350
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,053
However, if you sift around
the trash embers,
351
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,153
you might find a gem.
352
00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:34,203
Our hack of the week
is a knife so hot
353
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:36,253
that it actually toasts
while you cut.
354
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,073
The furzo toasto!
355
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:42,120
What we've got is a modified
microwave transformer,
356
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,180
some big, fat cables
coming out of it
357
00:13:44,216 --> 00:13:46,046
into this kind of knife thing
that I've made.
358
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,023
This is better if I actually
turn the lights off
359
00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:50,170
and then you can really see it.
360
00:13:52,383 --> 00:13:55,133
Oh, yeah.
361
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,296
And then...Toast!
362
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,353
[ Laughs ]
363
00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:01,253
The brilliant mind
behind the toasting knife,
364
00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:03,153
coming to us
from lincolnshire, england...
365
00:14:03,183 --> 00:14:04,223
-It's Colin furze!
-Yay!
366
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,280
-Welcome, Colin!
-How are you, sir?
367
00:14:05,316 --> 00:14:07,396
I'm very good.
Very good to meet you.
368
00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:10,103
Likewise.
I love your bunker.
369
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:13,033
Yeah, I thought I'd come down
here and do my Skype chat
370
00:14:13,066 --> 00:14:15,376
because, you know, a lot
of things people talk about
371
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,026
might be down here.
372
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:19,166
Yeah, so, now, you call yourself
like a garage inventor
373
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,250
or a garage hacker.
374
00:14:20,283 --> 00:14:22,133
So what does that mean,
exactly, Colin?
375
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,046
Uh, basically, I suppose,
376
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:27,283
everything I make and hack
is done in a garage.
377
00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:29,366
So I've not got, like,
a massive fancy workshop
378
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,230
in the middle of nowhere
or anything like that.
379
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:35,226
I wake up, hack, hack all day,
and then go to bed.
380
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:38,326
Okay, Colin, you've built a lot
of things in your garage
381
00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:40,276
and shared them
on your YouTube page.
382
00:14:40,316 --> 00:14:42,096
Everything
from magnet shoes...
383
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:44,473
Walking on the ceiling
in my shoes!
384
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,100
...to real-life
Wolverine claws.
385
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,423
[ Laughs ]
386
00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:50,080
But let's talk about
this toasting knife.
387
00:14:50,116 --> 00:14:51,476
Okay.
388
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,096
-That thing is intimidating.
-Whoo!
389
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:57,223
Yeah, I don't look at that
and think "breakfast."
390
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,200
So how did you come up
with this idea?
391
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,133
I saw somebody make
an induction heater,
392
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,066
which is basically
what this is.
393
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,330
So I saw them trying
to melt bolts and stuff,
394
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:09,296
and I was like, "you fools!
You can make toast with that!"
395
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,103
[ Laughs ]
396
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:15,423
You can use it
to spread butter.
397
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:19,080
You see, this is probably
its best trait,
398
00:15:19,116 --> 00:15:21,126
is if you get a bit of butter
straight out the fridge
399
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:22,276
that's a bit hard --
400
00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:24,346
I hate that --
you can spread it nicely.
401
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,323
Oh, look at that.
Beautiful.
402
00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:28,220
Now, that is good.
403
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,270
How does it taste?
404
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,430
Uh, well, it needs
a little work.
405
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:34,066
I'll give it that.
406
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,480
Well, Colin, we appreciate
everything that you do
407
00:15:36,016 --> 00:15:37,116
over on your YouTube channel.
408
00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:39,230
It is a pleasant rabbit hole
to go tripping down.
409
00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:41,166
We look forward to more hacks
from you in the future.
410
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,430
Thank you very much!
Good to speak to you.
411
00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:44,396
Talk to you again soon!
412
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:46,183
Up next...
413
00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:47,476
So you're totally full
Friday?
414
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:49,326
Okay, thank you.
You've been very helpful.
415
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,026
I appreciate your time.
416
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:52,246
...we show you
how to work the phone line
417
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:54,153
to get a table
at an exclusive restaurant.
418
00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:55,353
Deuces.
419
00:15:55,383 --> 00:15:58,283
Brooke: Plus, hacks that'll add
new color to your yard
420
00:15:58,316 --> 00:16:00,046
without costing you green.
421
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,423
When the hack blooms again.
422
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,470
Kevin: We now return for
the conclusion of "hack 911."
423
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,380
Hey, man!
That's my seat.
424
00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,276
I got a note from a doctor.
I need to sit there.
425
00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:15,246
All right.
Typical football Sunday.
426
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,183
-Break it up.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey!
427
00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:19,396
Break it up,
break it up. Hey! What's all the commotion?
428
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,423
I can see the TV
better from that couch, so I want to sit there.
429
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:24,070
I've got lower lumbar pain.
I need to sit right here, okay?
430
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,120
Yeah, but I want it more.
431
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,450
-Hey!
-Guys!
432
00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:28,353
We can all have a good view
of the big game,
433
00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:30,173
but we got to hack this
together.
434
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,420
You two go get me four chairs
435
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,430
from the dining room table
right now.
436
00:16:33,466 --> 00:16:35,466
All right, you two,
come help us pick up this couch.
437
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,330
Salad, let's go.
438
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,353
Guys, lift with the legs.
439
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:43,423
Remember, there's no hack
to fix a bad back.
440
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,420
Good job, fellas.
441
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,220
This is great.
442
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,370
There's no bad seats
in this place.
443
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,230
See, by using four chairs,
you can loft this couch
444
00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:53,276
to create stadium-style seating
in your own home.
445
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,996
Exactly.
446
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:58,053
Jeepers creepers,
where'd you get them bleachers?
447
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,473
That's not
your best one.
448
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,050
It's been a long day.
449
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,483
Kevin: "Hack 911" --
to protect and hack.
450
00:17:06,016 --> 00:17:07,426
Sometimes an item is so useful
451
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:11,066
it ascends into the pantheon
of great hacking tools.
452
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,080
Today, we celebrate
a household item
453
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,216
that truly has become
a hack all-star --
454
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,000
the old credit card.
455
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,303
These pieces of plastic may be
past their expiration date,
456
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,133
but that doesn't mean you need
to cut them out of your life.
457
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,246
Here's a hack
that'll spare your fingertips.
458
00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:27,033
The next tip you need
a guitar pick,
459
00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:28,396
carve one out
of an old credit card.
460
00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:32,253
Now you're ready to play songs
in the key of apr minor.
461
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:34,153
[ Whispering ] All-star.
462
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,353
Tangled earbuds are a headache,
463
00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,253
but getting this mess
straightened out
464
00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:39,173
is as easy
as reaching for your wallet.
465
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,080
Trim the sides of a credit card.
466
00:17:41,116 --> 00:17:43,476
Then punch two holes in the top
and one at the bottom
467
00:17:44,016 --> 00:17:46,266
to hack yourself
an earbud caddy.
468
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,220
That's a wrap for wily wires.
469
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,100
[ Whispering ] All-star.
470
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,273
Ouch!
471
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,130
Those fingers are busted
worse than you credit score.
472
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:57,476
Stabilize your swollen digits by
using a credit card as a splint.
473
00:17:58,016 --> 00:17:59,246
[ Whispering ] All-star.
474
00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:01,283
If you thought your interest
rates were robbery,
475
00:18:01,316 --> 00:18:03,296
tell those muggers
that crime doesn't pay
476
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:07,033
by using your credit cards
as makeshift throwing stars!
477
00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:08,326
[ Whispering ] All-star.
478
00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:10,276
Congratulations,
old credit card.
479
00:18:10,316 --> 00:18:13,416
We owe you a debt of gratitude.
480
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:17,400
You truly are a hack all-star.
481
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,283
So you're totally full
Friday?
482
00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:35,046
And Saturday?
483
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,253
Okay, thank you.
You've been very helpful.
484
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,423
I appreciate your time.
485
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,380
Sometimes it feels like
you would have better odds
486
00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:42,026
winning the lottery
487
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:44,126
than booking a last-minute
reservation at a restaurant.
488
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,366
You know, that's actually not
an exaggeration.
489
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,030
Which is why
we're gaming the system.
490
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:51,376
To see if we can game the
restaurant reservation system,
491
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,446
Brooke and I are
going to attempt to book
492
00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:56,133
a last-minute table
at a New York City hotspot.
493
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:59,146
Now, for my hack, I'll be doing
a little name-dropping.
494
00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:01,383
I'm going to pretend to be
an assistant
495
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:04,146
who's trying to get
her celebrity boss a table.
496
00:19:04,183 --> 00:19:05,253
Question, though.
497
00:19:05,283 --> 00:19:07,083
What happens when you show up
to the restaurant
498
00:19:07,116 --> 00:19:09,376
and you don't have the celebrity
with you?
499
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,246
One step at a time, kev.
500
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:14,033
Like, let's see if we can even
get our foot in the door.
501
00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:15,996
Yeah, but what celeb
are we gonna pick?
502
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:18,083
I feel like you can't aim
too high... No.
503
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,296
...but you also don't want to
pick someone who's too obscure.
504
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:24,473
Kevin, I think I have
the perfect person.
505
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,150
You!
506
00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:29,183
You! You're --
you're so middle of the road.
507
00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:31,346
Brooke, I didn't know
you thought I was c-list.
508
00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:33,223
I do.
509
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,246
[ Ringing ]
510
00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:40,003
Patty: Good afternoon.
511
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,253
Thank you so much
for calling [bleep]
512
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:43,023
Patty speaking.
How can I help you?
513
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,220
Hi, there.
514
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,450
I was looking for a table
for two tonight at 8:30.
515
00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:50,383
We are
all booked up tonight.
516
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:54,096
Yeah, I'm calling on the behalf
of Kevin pereira,
517
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:57,303
and he was hoping to bring
a pretty important client in.
518
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,003
Shoot.
519
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,123
I'm sorry, could you just
give me a second, please?
520
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,270
I'm just gonna put you on hold
for a moment.
521
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,370
Yeah, I really appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
522
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,030
Of course.
523
00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:06,176
I'll tell you what,
Brooke.
524
00:20:06,216 --> 00:20:07,266
If it doesn't work out,
525
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,320
you're fake fired
from your fake assistant job
526
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:11,030
if you don't get me
a fake reservation.
527
00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:13,416
'Cause Mr. Pereira
doesn't stand for that.
528
00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:14,420
Miss?
529
00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:15,380
Excuse me.
530
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,116
-Miss?
-Yes, hello.
531
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,150
So, you know, I did just
speak to the manager,
532
00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:21,473
and unfortunately, you know,
we're overcommitted for tonight,
533
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,400
so there's really nothing
I can do.
534
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:25,483
[ Buzzer ]
535
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,016
I almost thought we had it.
536
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:30,020
The problem is, she probably
googled you and like,
537
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:31,480
"not worth it."
What? No!
538
00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:34,446
For my hack, I'm gonna go with
the "calling to confirm" method,
539
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,420
which is where you call
the restaurant
540
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:39,220
to confirm a reservation
that you never actually made.
541
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,370
Hopefully, they feel bad.
542
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,020
"Oh, it got lost in the files.
You know what?
543
00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,300
Let me go ahead and book you
a fresh table."
544
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,383
Boom.
545
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:49,076
[ Ringing ]
546
00:20:49,116 --> 00:20:50,166
Patty: Good afternoon.
547
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,450
Thank you so much
for calling [bleep]
548
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,423
Patty speaking.
How can I help you?
549
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:55,020
Hi, there, Patty.
550
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,020
I just want to confirm
the time on this reservation.
551
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,420
I'm having
a calendar issue,
552
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,130
and I'm seeing, like,
a double thing.
553
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:03,026
One's showing 8:30,
and the other's showing 8:45.
554
00:21:03,066 --> 00:21:04,276
Of course.
What's the name, please?
555
00:21:04,316 --> 00:21:05,296
Sir?
556
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,373
Uh, dirk bernardin.
557
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,100
Djierk bernardin.
558
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:10,323
Can you spell that, please?
559
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:15,080
Bernardin
is b-e-r-n-a-r-d-i-n.
560
00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:16,226
Uh-huh.
561
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:18,016
And djierk is
exactly the way it sounds.
562
00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,380
Yeah, you know,
unfortunately,
563
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:23,346
I don't see a reservation
in that name for either time.
564
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,283
Could you hold on for me
one second, please?
565
00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:27,076
Of course, of course.
Thank you so much.
566
00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:28,226
Great.
567
00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:30,226
I'm glad she didn't ask me
to spell "djierk."
568
00:21:30,266 --> 00:21:32,076
-Sir?
-Yes, Patty.
569
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:34,296
So, I've checked
a couple different days
570
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,133
in case there was a mistake,
571
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,326
but I'm not seeing it,
unfortunately.
572
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:40,416
Oh, my --
well, I got to be honest, Patty.
573
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:41,450
I don't know what to --
574
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,100
I don't know what to do now
'cause I --
575
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:44,153
is there anything
you can do?
576
00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:45,333
Well, you said it was
for two people?
577
00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:47,326
Yeah, just for two people
tonight at --
578
00:21:47,366 --> 00:21:50,176
again, I was planning on 8:30
or 8:45, but I am flexible.
579
00:21:50,216 --> 00:21:51,426
I feel bad.
This happens occasionally,
580
00:21:51,466 --> 00:21:55,266
so I could give you a table
at 9:00 for two.
581
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,400
Would that work?
582
00:21:57,433 --> 00:22:01,053
You got it.
Patty, thank you so much.
583
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,483
You have saved my night.
584
00:22:03,016 --> 00:22:04,216
You have a great one,
okay?
585
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,070
Of course.
You, too.
586
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,070
Deuces.
587
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,230
Whoo!
588
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,380
I got to tell you,
589
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:16,346
confirming a fake reservation
is a successful hack.
590
00:22:16,383 --> 00:22:18,153
I feel like
we need to go.
591
00:22:18,183 --> 00:22:20,003
Well,
dinner's on djierk.
592
00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:21,383
-Let's go.
-All right.
593
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:23,396
Kevin: Hit the dirt, hackers!
594
00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:26,403
Ways to give new life to
your dead lawn when we return.
595
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,430
Kevin:
Sometimes, ordinary people do extraordinary things,
596
00:22:36,466 --> 00:22:39,466
all in the name of hacking.
597
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,130
People like Gretchen
and Gunther,
598
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,276
two green thumbs who fix up
neglected gardens
599
00:22:44,316 --> 00:22:45,396
in their neighborhood.
600
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:49,233
Today's target --
old man Stevenson's house.
601
00:22:49,266 --> 00:22:52,276
Our dirt-friendly duo
is tired of his crummy lawn
602
00:22:52,316 --> 00:22:55,046
dragging down
their property values.
603
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,373
But Gretchen and Gunther
are about to change that
604
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,480
because they're hack heroes!
605
00:23:01,016 --> 00:23:03,426
Our weed-whacking warriors
need weaponry,
606
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:06,996
and this milk jug
is the perfect ordnance.
607
00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:08,373
With a few quick cuts,
608
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:13,100
Gretchen hacks it into a trowel
for their big dig!
609
00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:15,073
Time to get to work.
610
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:18,080
Old man Stevenson might be close
to pushing up daisies,
611
00:23:18,116 --> 00:23:19,416
but his garden sure isn't.
612
00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:22,320
So Gunther starts
with a quick snack.
613
00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:24,330
He's not the only one
getting fed, though.
614
00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:27,116
By scattering egg shells
across the flower bed,
615
00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:30,270
Gretchen adds much-needed
calcium to the soil
616
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:33,030
and pumps up those posies.
617
00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:36,016
Guerillas must adapt
to conditions on the ground,
618
00:23:36,050 --> 00:23:37,470
which is just what Gretchen does
619
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,200
when she finds an old piece
of fence.
620
00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:42,083
By taping it to a broomstick,
621
00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,476
she hacks together a rake
to clear the leaves
622
00:23:45,016 --> 00:23:48,466
that have carpet-bombed
old man Stevenson's lawn.
623
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,100
Next up, the patio.
624
00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:54,303
Looks like those boring planters
could use some reinforcement.
625
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:57,253
By wrapping the dull pots
in twine,
626
00:23:57,283 --> 00:24:00,403
Gretchen gives them
a colorful springtime finish!
627
00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:02,223
And she doesn't stop there!
628
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,230
By filling a wine bottle
with water
629
00:24:04,266 --> 00:24:06,316
and planting it neck-down
in the soil,
630
00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:11,050
these flowers can sip h2o
whenever they need.
631
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,123
It's another mission
accomplished
632
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:15,100
for our eco warriors.
633
00:24:15,133 --> 00:24:16,253
And look!
634
00:24:16,283 --> 00:24:19,073
Old man Stevenson wants to show
his appreciation
635
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,430
for a job well done.
636
00:24:20,466 --> 00:24:22,366
Get the [bleep] off
my lawn!
637
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,130
No thanks necessary,
Mr. Stevenson.
638
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:30,066
The grass is always greener
for these hack heroes.
639
00:24:30,116 --> 00:24:34,666
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