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‐ ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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‐
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Ooh!
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‐ Mommy!
‐ Aaaaaaah!
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‐ Duncan!
‐ Duncan!
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‐ You know, this is gonna be
an extra special Witch Day
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because it's Friday the 13th
with a full blood moon.
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‐
Oh!
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‐ It's okay, Jing, a blood moon
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just means the moon's
so close to the Earth,
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it looks like it's dripping
in blood.
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‐
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‐ Ah, traumatizing your kids‐‐
a Witch Day tradition.
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‐ Dad, how's my Witch Day booth
coming along?
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‐ What? You told me you were
gonna build it yourself
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and to keep my greasy
fingernails out of it.
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‐ Yeah, but I figured
you'd do it anyway.
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And now you're telling me
you haven't even started?
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How could you do this to me?
I trusted you.
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‐ So sorry.
I'll get right on it.
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‐ No, Jack, if she wants to be
a little businesswoman
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and sell her witchy potions
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and do‐dads and whatever
hell broth is at the carnival,
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she's got to stop being
so irresponsible.
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She didn't even
take out the trash.
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Shoo!
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‐ When are we leaving?
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I'm meeting my friends
at the fair.
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And Mia?
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‐ I don't know.
She might be there.
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I'm not her keeper, okay?
God, come on. Let's go.
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‐ Want a little Jack Hack
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on getting your first Lip Smack
from Mia at the carnival?
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‐ God, no.
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‐ Take her to the haunted house
when she's good and scared.
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You throw your scrawny,
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toneless arm around her
and say,
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"It's okay, baby.
The D‐man's here."
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Then set your lips to stun.
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‐ Mom, Dad's telling me
how to make moves on Mia.
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‐ Jack, let him go
at his own pace.
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He's a sexual late bloomer.
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‐
No, I'm not. You are.
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‐ And to your right
is Ol' Oakie,
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which is the cute name
for the tree
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where they hung all those
falsely accused witches.
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They say if you listen close,
you can still hear 'em scream.
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But we don't have time for that
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because we got free churros
and Build‐A‐Broom.
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We're walking.
We're walking.
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‐ I hope you were paying
attention, Kimberly,
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because next year
you're welding this yourself.
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‐ But you in that welding mask
is so empowering, Mom.
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‐ You think so?
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Well, I've always
fancied myself a girl boss.
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‐ Okay, coven,
let's sell some potions.
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‐ What are the active
ingredients
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in this hair potion?
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‐ Suave shampoo and glitter.
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‐ I'll roll the dice.
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‐
Jack, look, its Huxter,
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the abomination
that swept the nation.
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Half cat, half pig,
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all Huxter.
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‐ This is the year I win you.
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‐ You say that
every year, Jack.
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‐ This is the year
I'm winning Huxter.
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But this year is different.
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Remember all those nights
I told you I was working late?
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Well, instead, I took
our kitchen remodel money
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and went to the arcade
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to practice
the milk bottle toss.
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‐ You lied to me?
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That's so sweet.
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Kimberly, watch Jing
for an hour while we fulfill
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a lifelong dream
of owning a stuffed animal.
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‐ But I wanna spend time
with my friends.
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‐ Friends come and go.
Sisters are forever.
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And these three will ghost you
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as soon
as they find a boyfriend.
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‐ Oh, like you won't.
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‐ Come on, Jack.
Let's go find Huxter.
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‐ Yay!
I'm in your coven, Kimberly.
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I'll be a good helper
because when I mix potions,
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I go like this.
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♪ I am Jing,
I'm mixing ♪
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♪ Lalala! ♪
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Oops, sorry.
‐ Hm.
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‐ Let me sit on the end
'cause I'm for sure ralphing.
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‐ Fasten those safety bars.
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Keep your arms and legs inside
at all times
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and enjoy The Scrambler.
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‐ Are we moving at all?
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‐ Time to crank it up to turbo!
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‐
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‐ Come on.
Let's hit the haunted house.
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It ain't Witch Day
till I'm chased
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by an alcoholic
with a chainsaw.
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‐ I love haunted houses.
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When I'm scared,
I just lose control.
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I will jump on
whatever is next to me.
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‐
Me go there now fast.
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Hydration station?
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What happened
to the haunted house?
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‐ Well, after we accidentally
hired that sex offender
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and gave him a machete,
the judge made us turn it into
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a hydration station
for the elderly.
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‐ Oh, I hate my life!
‐ Damn, D.
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They just trying to keep
old people moist and all that.
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‐ No, I came up with
this brilliant Jack Hack
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to get my first Lip Smack.
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I take Mia somewhere scary,
protect her,
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and maybe she gives me a kiss
and we get married one day.
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I don't know.
‐ Oh, no problem.
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I know a place so scary,
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no one's dared to enter
in years.
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‐ That is some
well‐timed lightning.
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‐
It's the Coding Boys.
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I heard they all designed
their own apps.
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‐ Geeks are the new rock stars.
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‐ They're coming.
They're coming. They're coming.
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Look smart.
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What sort of potion
are you looking for today?
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Perhaps true love?
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‐ Do you have something
for an upset stomach?
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‐ Sorry, we witches don't
make potions for tummy aches.
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Good luck with your gas.
Bye!
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‐ One of them could be
the next Jeff Bezos,
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aka the hottest man alive.
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‐ Jing, you're not qualified
to be a witch.
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You didn't take the 12‐minute
online course like we did.
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‐ I can get qualified.
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Mommy said I have 15 minutes
of screen time left.
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Shoot me the link.
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‐ We don't want you
in our coven.
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You need to sit over there
by that tree
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and not touch anything
or say anything
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until Mom comes to get you.
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‐ Can I breathe?
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‐ I better not hear it.
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‐
♪ Lalala ♪
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♪ I'm sitting ♪
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♪ I am Jing ♪
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Huh?
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The blood moon!
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♪ ♪
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♪ I am Jing, I am scared ♪
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‐
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‐ Shut up, Jing!
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‐ That wasn't me.
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‐ Sisters.
Am I right?
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‐ My mommy told me not
to talk to strangers.
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But you don't have a white van,
so hi, I'm Jing.
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♪ Lalala ♪
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‐ I heard you want
to be a witch.
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It just so happens
I'm a Tree Witch,
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and I can make you one too.
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‐ Yay!
Shoot me the link.
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‐ No link.
You need a wand.
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Snap off one of my branches.
Any branch.
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No, I pee out of that one.
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Just kidding.
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‐ How do I use this?
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‐ Think about
what you want most
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then point that wand
and shoot.
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‐ Candy.
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Huh.
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Kimberly and her dumb coven
can't do that.
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I'm gonna go show my friends.
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‐ ♪ You are Jing, magic king ♪
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Damn.
Now it's stuck in my head.
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‐ "Shark Tank" makes being
the kid entrepreneur look fun,
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but this blows.
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‐ Want to go see
the bearded baby?
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‐ Sure.
I bet he's walking this year.
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I'll get Jing.
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Huh! Jing?
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Jing? Oh, crap.
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If Mom finds out I told Jing
to get lost and she did,
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she's gonna find some way
to blame me.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Now legend has it
in the early 2000s,
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this was a thriving hub
for your electronic needs
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until one night legend
has it the assistant manager
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Gordy Hamilton discovered
you could buy electronics
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on the internet and,
blu‐blam, killed himself.
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Legend has it his spirit
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still wanders
the aisles exacting revenge
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on anyone who took
their business elsewhere.
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Or at least legend
has it or whatever.
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‐
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Season three
of "Chuck" on DVD.
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I'm getting out of here, man!
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‐ What the hell is that?
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‐ Mia, are you freaking out?
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It's okay if you freak out
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'cause I'm here for you
and I'm feeling really strong.
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‐ The only scary thing
are these prices.
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30 bucks for blank CDs?
No wonder this place closed.
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‐ Stay right here.
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I'm sensing a "paranormanal"
feeling over there.
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Nothing scary is happening
and my lips are set to stun.
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‐ You are so impatient.
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Haven't you ever watched
those ghost shows?
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They walk around for an hour
just saying,
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"Do you hear that?"
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‐ Yeah, Duncan.
It's all about the buildup.
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‐ Trust me, it's built up.
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‐ Just get back
to your girl, D.
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You let us rattle
the dead cage of Gordy.
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‐ Thanks.
Make sure he's pissed.
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‐ Okay, legend has it wrong.
The ghost of Gordy isn't real.
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‐ What?
‐ Yeah, you know what?
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I just remembered
he didn't kill himself.
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He took a job across
the street at Best Buy.
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‐ Same thing.
‐ But we promised Duncan to go
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so he could marry Mia and that
is exactly what we're gonna do.
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So follow your boy to
the bowels of Circuit City.
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‐ Wow, Mother Nature
brought her A‐Game tonight.
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‐ Look what the black cat
dragged in‐‐
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Jack Harris,
the lamest of all God's asses.
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‐ Wendell, you look unwell.
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‐ And you look like a guy
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who's gonna blow his wad
losing a kid's game again,
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I've still got
your grandfather's Purple Heart
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from last year.
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‐ Don't let him get in your
head like he does every year.
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‐ You will never beat
this game, lame ass.
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And thank you
for the barber recommendation.
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‐ One eyeball, please?
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‐ You get five.
‐ Don't need 'em.
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Unhook Huxter
and say your goodbyes
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'cause that pig cat's
comin' home with me, baby.
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Huh!
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‐
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Who put that target
and tank of water here?
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‐ Four more balls, please.
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‐ Try it again without
tempting fate, Jack.
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‐ Yep. Yep. Yep.
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Come on.
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‐ ♪ I am Jing, game rigging ♪
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♪ Lalala ♪
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‐ They all fell down!
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We did it, Grandpa!
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And the Powerball's up
to 200 million, hint, hint.
251
00:10:56,311 --> 00:10:59,350
‐ Only took 30 years
and $7,000,
252
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:00,987
but so worth it.
253
00:11:01,054 --> 00:11:02,724
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
254
00:11:02,791 --> 00:11:05,897
‐ Or would you care to wager
your Huxter for...
255
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,337
An even bigger Huxter?
256
00:11:09,404 --> 00:11:12,544
‐ Nice try, Wendell,
but I know my Annie
257
00:11:12,611 --> 00:11:14,615
and she's not
impressed by size.
258
00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:15,650
Right, Annie?
259
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,155
‐ Oh, mama wants.
260
00:11:21,762 --> 00:11:23,065
‐ Hey, where'd everybody go?
261
00:11:23,131 --> 00:11:26,271
‐ I don't know.
Bathroom or killed by Gordy.
262
00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:28,141
Do you hear that?
263
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,279
‐ No.
264
00:11:30,346 --> 00:11:31,782
‐ Do you hear that?
265
00:11:31,849 --> 00:11:34,220
‐ No, I'll let you know
when I hear something.
266
00:11:34,287 --> 00:11:35,991
‐
267
00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:42,236
‐ On my cue, let's start
haunting this bitch.
268
00:11:44,207 --> 00:11:46,812
‐
269
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:52,323
‐ Tell me you heard that.
‐ I definitely heard that.
270
00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:56,097
‐ It's kinda working
but I don't hear wedding bells.
271
00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:58,736
‐ Maybe we could scare them
with whatever the hell this is.
272
00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:00,740
‐ What is that?
Some kinda Slenderman freak?
273
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:01,809
‐ I don't know.
274
00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:04,581
But I'm getting nervous
holding it.
275
00:12:04,648 --> 00:12:07,420
‐ Get away from
my Gran Torino, punks!
276
00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:09,424
Gordy!
277
00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:12,263
‐ Oh, no.
Duncan peed himself.
278
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,566
‐ Oh, my God.
279
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,471
What did I drink so much
at the hydration station?
280
00:12:16,539 --> 00:12:17,874
‐
281
00:12:17,941 --> 00:12:20,145
‐ Hold me.
‐ I can't.
282
00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:25,122
Shut up, Gordy.
‐
283
00:12:25,189 --> 00:12:26,291
Wait for me.
284
00:12:26,358 --> 00:12:29,497
‐ Oh, I can't let Mia see this.
It might be a turn off.
285
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:33,005
‐ ♪ Gran Torino ♪
286
00:12:33,071 --> 00:12:35,042
‐ Duncan, where are you?
287
00:12:35,109 --> 00:12:38,883
‐ ♪ Love what you got
under the hood ♪
288
00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:42,490
♪ I'd have sex with you
if I could ♪
289
00:12:42,557 --> 00:12:45,864
♪ Gran Torino ♪
290
00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,507
‐ Cotton press? Active wear?
291
00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:52,611
Where's the dry pee setting?
292
00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:57,086
‐ Round of fried Cokes
for me and my fwiends.
293
00:12:57,153 --> 00:13:00,192
‐ I'm allergic to fried foods,
but that's okay.
294
00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:02,764
My mom likes the attention
when I get sick.
295
00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:04,133
‐ That'll be five bucks.
296
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,339
‐ My coin purse
only has thwee nickels.
297
00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:09,711
‐ Check it again.
298
00:13:09,778 --> 00:13:11,882
‐ Benjamin Fwanklin?
299
00:13:11,949 --> 00:13:13,385
Wow!
300
00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:15,022
‐ Hmm, hmm.
301
00:13:15,957 --> 00:13:18,261
‐ I'm a witch.
‐ That's awesome.
302
00:13:18,328 --> 00:13:19,297
You should be on
303
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,401
"America's Got"‐‐
what do you call it‐‐"Talent."
304
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,906
‐ There you are.
‐ Uh‐oh.
305
00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:29,050
‐ Hey, you're gonna wanna
give it a few minutes.
306
00:13:31,722 --> 00:13:33,458
‐ Crap, I'm too short.
307
00:13:33,526 --> 00:13:35,563
I knew I should'na
let Ma trim my pomp.
308
00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:36,732
‐ Not a prob.
309
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:39,437
Oh.
‐ Hey.
310
00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:40,372
Check it out.
311
00:13:40,439 --> 00:13:42,844
I'm like Tilda Swinton
over here!
312
00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:47,219
‐ Eat my bumper!
313
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,956
Whee!
314
00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:50,593
‐ Gotcha.
315
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,465
‐
Ooh, my L‐5!
316
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,269
Mother will be pleased.
317
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,874
‐ I've been worried sick about
what Mom would do to me
318
00:13:57,941 --> 00:13:59,545
if she knew I lost you.
319
00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:00,813
‐ You were mean to me.
320
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,418
But then I met the Tree Witch
and she gave me magical powers.
321
00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:06,057
‐ Sure she did, Jing.
And I'm a B cup.
322
00:14:07,359 --> 00:14:08,328
‐
323
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:13,004
‐ Kimberly is our leader now.
324
00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:14,708
‐ The coven and I
just discussed it
325
00:14:14,775 --> 00:14:16,010
and we decided to let you join.
326
00:14:16,077 --> 00:14:18,749
‐ Oh, now I'm good enough
for your coven?
327
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,118
Well, no thank‐‐
okay, I'll join.
328
00:14:20,185 --> 00:14:22,991
‐ So how do we get powers too?
‐ It's not that easy.
329
00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:25,162
The Tree Witch
has to really like you.
330
00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:26,632
And we are pretty tight.
331
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,101
She's like
my sixth best friend.
332
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,842
‐ I'm in a coven.
I know how to talk to witches.
333
00:14:31,909 --> 00:14:34,748
Hey, girlfriend, me and my crew
were talking
334
00:14:34,815 --> 00:14:36,017
and we'd love
to snap some twigs
335
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,556
and have what
you've got going on.
336
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:44,033
‐ Well, somebody knows
how to talk to witches.
337
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,803
‐ But first,
338
00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:48,008
I need
a little favor from you.
339
00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:50,913
Hold hands,
make a circle around me,
340
00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:53,451
and read this incantation.
341
00:14:55,255 --> 00:14:59,363
Esaeler Eht Liveee.
342
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:07,079
♪ ♪
343
00:15:07,146 --> 00:15:10,052
‐ What's happening?
344
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:14,460
‐ Oh, my God.
It says "Release the eee‐vil."
345
00:15:14,528 --> 00:15:17,099
I can read backwards.
I do the word jumble every day.
346
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:22,476
‐ Say goodbye to your town.
It's your last Witch Day ever.
347
00:15:25,516 --> 00:15:27,086
‐ Crap, back to socks.
348
00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:37,406
‐ Ah!
349
00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:38,876
‐ Watch out!
350
00:15:38,943 --> 00:15:40,580
‐ There goes this month's rent.
351
00:15:40,646 --> 00:15:41,815
Curse you, God!
352
00:15:41,882 --> 00:15:45,288
‐ The witches kicked us out.
Of course I beat my chest.
353
00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:47,627
‐ I wish I knew
the word to describe
354
00:15:47,694 --> 00:15:48,929
the terror I'm feeling.
355
00:15:48,996 --> 00:15:52,937
‐ They say if you listen close,
you can still hear them scream.
356
00:15:53,004 --> 00:15:54,508
‐
‐ Witches! We're witches!
357
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:58,348
‐ Damn, those Witch Day edibles
are kicking in.
358
00:16:01,588 --> 00:16:05,095
‐ Duncan, I'm scared,
and I can use an arm around me.
359
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,338
‐
360
00:16:12,677 --> 00:16:14,447
Yes!
I know how to use that.
361
00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:16,685
♪ Gran Torino ♪
362
00:16:16,752 --> 00:16:18,823
♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪
363
00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:21,294
‐ Dude, your pants
have metal on 'em.
364
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,262
‐ So?
365
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,420
‐
366
00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:36,558
‐ What's happening? I'm scared.
367
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:37,994
‐ I got you, babe.
368
00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:39,865
Ow, ow, ow, ow, hot zipper.
Ow.
369
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,875
‐
Oh, my God, Jack, look.
370
00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:47,012
‐ Not now, Annie,
this is my last ball
371
00:16:47,079 --> 00:16:48,682
and he has my wedding band.
372
00:16:48,749 --> 00:16:50,418
‐ What's for dinner, honey?
373
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,493
‐
374
00:16:54,561 --> 00:16:56,497
‐ I achieved all
I wanted in life.
375
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,738
‐ The hell is goin' on?
376
00:16:59,804 --> 00:17:00,973
‐ Okay, let me start by saying,
377
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,844
I did a great job
watching Jing.
378
00:17:02,911 --> 00:17:04,781
That being said,
I accidentally released
379
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,885
a bunch of angry witches
that want to destroy our town.
380
00:17:06,952 --> 00:17:08,021
‐ You what?
381
00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:09,991
‐ My new best friend's
a she‐devil.
382
00:17:10,058 --> 00:17:12,764
‐ Hello, Oakdale!
Good to be back.
383
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:16,838
It's been 400 years
and this place still smells
384
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,811
like Goody Bingham's
crusty ass!
385
00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:21,682
Who's ready to die?
386
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:23,117
‐ Not today, hags.
387
00:17:23,184 --> 00:17:25,523
‐ Oakdale Militia, assemble!
388
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:29,631
‐ It's our constitutional
right to kill these witches.
389
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:32,904
‐ Fools, don't you know bullets
only make witches stronger?
390
00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:35,509
‐ Is that true?
‐ On Xbox.
391
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:38,782
‐ Damn, this carnival got
a lot scarier since we left.
392
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,153
‐ That's what's up, Witch Day!
393
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:47,934
‐ What do you want?
394
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,169
We'll do anything.
395
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,175
‐ An apology.
‐ Never.
396
00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:55,448
‐ This town has profited
off our misery for too long.
397
00:17:55,516 --> 00:17:57,920
‐ Hey, my tours
are donation only.
398
00:17:57,987 --> 00:17:59,858
And I'm always
talking you guys up.
399
00:17:59,924 --> 00:18:03,131
In fact, I say burning women
is wrong two times.
400
00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:06,037
‐ And you're appropriating
witch culture.
401
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:08,642
Look at you‐‐
the hats, the brooms.
402
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,178
That guy's in witch face!
403
00:18:10,245 --> 00:18:13,686
‐ Actually, 23 and me says
I'm 1/16 witch.
404
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:17,660
But what will people
wanna punch?
405
00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:19,163
‐ I'm confused.
406
00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,300
I thought you were falsely
accused of being witches.
407
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,104
‐ You falsely accuse
enough people,
408
00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:25,008
you're bound to nail
a few guilty ones.
409
00:18:25,075 --> 00:18:26,277
It's a numbers game.
410
00:18:26,343 --> 00:18:30,218
‐ Okay, who wants to be burned
to death first?
411
00:18:35,295 --> 00:18:36,197
‐ Oh, my God!
412
00:18:36,263 --> 00:18:38,000
‐ Annie, if I die tonight,
413
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,071
raise the kids with Huxter.
414
00:18:40,138 --> 00:18:42,777
‐ Kimberly, you understand
this boppity‐boop!
415
00:18:42,844 --> 00:18:45,115
Talk to them.
‐
416
00:18:45,181 --> 00:18:47,620
‐ Hi, I love witches.
I'm a witch too.
417
00:18:47,687 --> 00:18:51,762
We're a sisterhood.
Sisters have to stick together.
418
00:18:51,828 --> 00:18:54,868
Even when they chase
the hot nerdy boys away.
419
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,237
‐ They didn't want you.
420
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,707
‐ What? There were vibes.
421
00:18:57,774 --> 00:18:59,443
‐ This is what
we're talking about.
422
00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:02,282
We wish witches and mortals
could coexist peacefully.
423
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,654
But you're just gonna wind up
hanging us again.
424
00:19:04,721 --> 00:19:06,090
‐ Yeah.
‐ So true.
425
00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:07,894
‐ You got my number.
426
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,096
‐
427
00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:11,200
‐ We're never going back
to that tree.
428
00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,070
‐ We hate living
in that tree.
429
00:19:13,137 --> 00:19:14,941
‐ Yeah, we're all on
top of each other.
430
00:19:15,008 --> 00:19:16,210
‐ People make out under us,
431
00:19:16,277 --> 00:19:17,980
carve their initials
in our butts.
432
00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:20,553
So sorry.
Prepare to die!
433
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:26,531
‐ Huxter!
434
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,737
‐ Listen, I'm totally fine
with dying.
435
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:33,979
But if you're just looking
for a non‐tree place to live,
436
00:19:34,046 --> 00:19:35,850
I think I can help.
437
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:37,553
‐ Hmm.
438
00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:40,893
‐ Check it out.
30,000 square feet
439
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,329
where you can fly, cackle,
440
00:19:42,395 --> 00:19:45,134
and have access to all
the HP products that you want.
441
00:19:45,201 --> 00:19:47,405
‐ And like all vacant
retail spaces,
442
00:19:47,472 --> 00:19:50,211
you can turn it into
a Spirit Halloween store.
443
00:19:50,278 --> 00:19:51,982
‐ What the hell is Halloween?
444
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:53,284
‐ Oh, you're gonna love it.
445
00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:56,056
‐ Oakdale,
you've got yourself a deal.
446
00:19:57,793 --> 00:20:00,064
‐ I guess we'll never learn
how to be real witches.
447
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,406
‐ Hey, Tree Witch
shot us a link.
448
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,347
‐ Oh, sorry about tonight.
I was trying to get you scared
449
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:11,287
so maybe you'd want me
to put my arm around you.
450
00:20:11,353 --> 00:20:13,291
‐ Duncan, if you wanna put
your arm around me,
451
00:20:13,357 --> 00:20:15,796
you don't have to come up
with elaborate schemes.
452
00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:17,967
I prefer a guy
who's direct and honest.
453
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,236
‐ Okay.
454
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,975
Mia, I'd like
to put my arm around you.
455
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,745
‐ Okay.
‐ Huh?
456
00:20:27,252 --> 00:20:30,091
This is kinda nice.
457
00:20:30,158 --> 00:20:32,095
Can I say something else
honest?
458
00:20:32,162 --> 00:20:33,899
‐ Sure.
‐ My arm is cramping.
459
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,972
‐ Why don't you just relax
and I'll put my arm around you?
460
00:20:37,038 --> 00:20:38,809
‐ Oh, thank God.
Yes.
461
00:20:40,044 --> 00:20:42,950
‐ ♪ Gran Torino ♪
462
00:20:43,017 --> 00:20:45,923
‐ Ooh, who's the bone man?
463
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,435
‐ Ravioli?
464
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:53,839
You make the same thing
every night.
465
00:20:53,905 --> 00:20:55,576
‐ It's your father's
favorite meal.
466
00:20:55,642 --> 00:20:58,214
‐ That better be ravioli.
467
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,584
‐ Why is he living with us?
468
00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:02,923
‐ It was your old dad's
dying wish and we moved on.
469
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:04,493
Any luck job hunting, honey?
470
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,230
‐ Oh, here we go!
471
00:21:06,296 --> 00:21:08,100
Oink‐meow, I told you.
472
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:11,541
My back is a mess from hanging
on that hook for so long.
473
00:21:11,608 --> 00:21:13,310
‐ Our old dad had a job.
474
00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:15,749
‐ Well, your old dad
ain't here, is he?
475
00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,526
‐ Jack's back, baby.
476
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:24,132
‐ Dad's back!
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