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(tv announcer)
You're watching "Piranha Week"
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on the Predator Channel...
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(eerie music)
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(tv announcer)
An innocent mother cow,
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with babies at home, goes
for a refreshing swim...
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(dan chuckles)
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This isn't going to be
refreshing at all.
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(cow's moo from tv)
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(news reporter v.o)
We interrupt this program
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to bring you a
breaking news story.
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Ahhhh Every time!
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(on tv: the news reporter)
Another crime has been
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stopped by a masked crusader
in tights and a cape.
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Angelenos are calling
him...Terrifi-Guy.
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How is this more important than
a cow getting eaten by a fish?
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(mr. mumbles meows)
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(sirens & screeching tires)
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(crashing noises)
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Wow!
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Terrifi-Guy is awesome.
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Yes, yes I am!
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This safe is safe with me!
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See what I did there?
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Yes I did.
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(cell phone rings)
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Oh hey what's up,
Mr. Spectacular?
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(dan screams)
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Dave, I gotta call you back.
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You did not...
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My bad, citizen.
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BAD?!
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The Bubonic Plague was "bad"!
THIS IS AN ATROCITY!
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Not to worry.
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Most insurance covers
superhero-related damages.
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I don't have insurance!
Get back here!
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SUPERHEROOOOOOOO!!!!
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(knock at the door)
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Walk through the door.
Now turn to your left.
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Quick! Throw a grenade
at the zombie!
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What?
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(screams) Ah!
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Don't do that!
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(into headset)
No, not you guys.
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Look, I need ten minutes.
Glass Spider out.
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Glass Spider?
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You couldn't have come up
with something less fragile?
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Steel Scorpion.
There, took me two seconds.
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Ooh, I'm gonna use that.
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Hey, everyone, I'm
changing my name--
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Hey!
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You need to get back
to reality, Chris.
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We have a superhero
to confront.
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I can't believe Terrifi-Guy
dropped a safe on your car.
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He's a good guy.
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Don't fall for it, Chris.
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The man is a fraud.
A fraud in tights.
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Wow! Look at that!
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Hey guys,
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I just happened to be flying
around with this water tower.
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Don't thank me, you guys
are the real heroes.
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Except that you can't
fly or stop bullets
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or anything cool like that.
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Stop right there, Terrifi-Guy!
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You wrecked my car
this morning,
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and then flew off without
so much as an apology.
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Who do you think you are?!
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I'm a superhero.
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I'm way too busy doing
hero stuff
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to worry about your
little car problem.
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You can treat me with respect,
or this could get ugly.
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You think you can take out a
superhero?
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You look like you get winded
taking out the trash.
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Good day, citizen.
Don't bother me any more.
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By the way, I'm a big fan!
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(terrifi-guy o.s.)
That's because
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I'm better than you!
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That jerk thinks
he's so amazing
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just because he can lift
a car over his head.
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That is pretty amazing.
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There's nothing special about
Terrifi-Guy.
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Dan, he can fly!
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So can mosquitoes!
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Look, we need to take
that guy down a peg.
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Show the world that any
moron can do what he does.
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How would we even do that?
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By dressing up in costumes
and fighting crime ourselves!
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So when you say "any
moron can do what he does,
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we're the morons to
which you are referring?
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Yup!
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We're not superheroes.
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Yet.
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Call me... DanMan!
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What's with the cape?
You can't fly.
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It makes me look taller.
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Now, ChrisBoy, we must find
you a costume.
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ChrisBoy? Nuh-uh.
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If I'm going to help you, I'm
going to be the Steel Scorpion,
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with metal armor and a
stinger for justice!
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Do you have metal armor?
Or a stinger for justice?
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No...
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ChrisBoy it is!
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A name that reflects
your position as sidekick.
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Well, assistant sidekick.
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I call her... MumbleCat!
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Ooh! This screams "underling."
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I don't know.
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Get ready, Terrifi-Guy.
It's time to meet your match.
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(men whistiling)
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Why does Mr. Mumbles get a
better costume than me?
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And what are we even doing?
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We are trying to help people!
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Look! An elderly woman!
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She obviously needs
help crossing the street.
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DanMan, to the rescue!
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Fear not, ma'am, DanMan is--
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Help! A mugger!
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Hey! Ow! I'm trying to--ow!
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MumbleCat! Quickly!
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Claw out her eyes!
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I think that went pretty well.
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(Elise laughs)
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I can explain.
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Actually, you know, never mind.
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I'd rather be surprised
when I watch the news.
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Great. Now Elise
thinks I'm an idiot.
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(police dispatcher v.o.)
All units be advised.
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There is a hostage
situation at the Sub Marine.
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Terrifi-Guy has been
contacted and is en route.
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Yes! That's right
around the corner.
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There's no way
Terrifi-Guy can beat us there.
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To the Dan Mobile!
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First of all, it can't be the
Dan Mobile if it's my car.
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Second--
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Silence, ChrisBoy!
Danmobile, away!
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What are we looking at here,
boys?
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Started as a robbery, one the
of the employees hit the alarm,
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and - Wait, who the
heck are you guys?
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I'm DanMan.
I'll take it from here.
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Costume Day at the asylum?
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No, jerkface,
we're superheroes.
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Like you, only better.
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And this is our bust,
so back off!
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Look, superhero work isn't
really for the average citizen.
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We're not "average"!
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I was being kind.
Stay out of my way.
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We can't let him steal
our glory, ChrisBoy!
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Let's save the day.
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No, wait!
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Ah, ha--whup!
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(dan o.s.)
Stupid cape...
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This may have been foolhardy.
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When you're in jail,
tell the other convicts
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that DanMan sent you.
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And Terrifi-Guy pads his suit.
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Uh, Dan...what was your plan?
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Step one: get costumes.
Step two: stop crime. Why?
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WHAM!
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(chris o.s.)
Wow, that hurt!
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Well if that's going
to be your attitude,
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I'm just going to leave.
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BANG!
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Laser!
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Sorry, did I catch you
at a bad time?
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Wow, thanks Terrifi-Guy!
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Thunder stealer.
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Look, I don't know how much
clearer I can put this.
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Give up on the superhero thing,
you're not cut out for it.
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You insult me at your
own peril, Terrifi-Guy!
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Yeah, I'm terrified.
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Especially since your
signature fighting move
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is curling up in a
little ball and crying.
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I'll show you some signature
fighting moves right now.
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Dragonstance! Ha! Ki-yaa!
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Okay, that hurt my hand.
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The next time you
idiots interfere
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with superhero business,
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I'm banishing you to
the Null Dimension.
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The what?
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An anomaly in the
space-time continuum
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I discovered while I was--
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You know what?
Forget it. Just go home.
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Try to be normal.
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(dan sighs)
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I was afraid it would
come to this, ChrisBoy.
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I don't know what "this" is,
but I'm afraid too.
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We'll never teach Terrifi-Guy
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the error of his ways
by emulating him.
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No, to fight him I
need to become his equal.
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I need to become...
a supervillain.
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Except that you're lacking
the one thing possessed
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by comic book villains and
heroes alike: super powers!
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That's the easy part.
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We put the radioactive isotopes
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into the kangaroo's food,
the kangaroo bites me,
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I get its amazing jumping
powers and KPOW!
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I'm a super villain:
The Dan-Garoo!
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Or maybe Kanga-Dan.
What do you think?
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I think this is a terrible plan.
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And where did you get
radioactive isotopes?
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I've had them forever,
in the back of my cupboard.
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You should see the ants
that live back there.
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They're the size of soup cans.
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Dan, it's not very nice to
irradiate a kangaroo.
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And I'm pretty sure
a radioactive bite
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would just make you very sick.
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One bite of your food
and one bite of my arm
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and I'll forever be a mutant.
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I wish my parents
could see me now.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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See, this is why no one
likes kangaroos.
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I can't believe that's what
you're taking away from this.
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(knocks on door)
(creaks open)
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Dan?
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(dan o.s.)
Walk forward and stand on the X.
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Are you trying to irradiate me?
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We need super powers.
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It's either this or I inject
you with the super serum
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I got on the internet.
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That says "Supper Serum".
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When have you ever said
no to supper?
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You know, the best
comic book characters
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don't even have super powers.
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They're just rich guys with
incredibly elaborate equipment.
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What if you--
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Let me stop you right there.
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I like it.
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And I'm going to take
credit for it.
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Rooftop hide-out. Nice.
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You were right.
I don't need radiation or
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isotopes to humiliate
Terrifi-Guy.
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Zeus had his thunderbolts.
Lincoln had his beard.
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I have my utility belt.
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Is that a squirt gun?
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This is the Hydro Blaster.
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It emits a powerful beam of
concentrated aqua particles.
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You mean it squirts water?
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I've also got my cell
phone, gummy bears,
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and an egg beater.
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In case I get close.
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As impressive as this is,
I don't think any of it
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will hurt Terrifi-Guy.
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I mean, the guy's awesome.
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More awesome than this?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes! Now I too can fly.
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Dan, you've never gotten
your jetpacks to work.
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What makes you think
this one will?
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Because the Dan that
built those is dead.
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Or at least on vacation.
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I...am...Dr. Jerk!
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Squirt gun is leaking.
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Hydro Blaster.
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(dan v.o.)
Attention all employees...
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...it's, uh, that guy from
accounting's birthday.
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00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:27,285
Everyone meet in the
break room for cake.
256
00:13:27,285 --> 00:13:28,355
(security guard mumbles)
257
00:13:33,025 --> 00:13:34,625
Excellent work, ChrisBoy.
258
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,925
You can shed your disguise now.
259
00:13:36,935 --> 00:13:38,335
Actually, I'd rather
keep it--
260
00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:39,980
Now!
261
00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:42,165
Oh! Where did my life go wrong?
262
00:13:43,465 --> 00:13:45,605
Good afternoon, hostages!
263
00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:48,645
I have taken over this
fireworks factory.
264
00:13:48,645 --> 00:13:57,885
You might want to stop me, but
that'll be hard when you're...
265
00:13:57,885 --> 00:14:01,155
Locked in the break room!
266
00:14:01,155 --> 00:14:03,955
(dan cackles and slams the door)
267
00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:11,095
They're terrified of me.
268
00:14:15,865 --> 00:14:18,135
Terrifi-Guy,
the city needs you.
269
00:14:18,135 --> 00:14:20,605
Yeah, tell me something
I don't know.
270
00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:22,345
A costumed villain
named "Dr. Jerk"
271
00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:24,345
has taken over the
fireworks factory.
272
00:14:24,345 --> 00:14:25,645
Aha!
273
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,245
I want a bazillion dollars,
274
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:32,015
a cement mixer full of ground
beef, and for all the
275
00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:35,385
state prisons to be turned
into amusement parks.
276
00:14:35,385 --> 00:14:38,995
I am really good at this
whole supervillain thing.
277
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:42,195
I want everything in thirty
minutes or I start-
278
00:14:42,195 --> 00:14:45,395
(click. dial tone)
279
00:14:45,395 --> 00:14:47,835
Guess we need to show them
we mean business.
280
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,645
Goodbye, post office.
281
00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:03,180
BOOM!
282
00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:04,955
Go me!
283
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,555
Tell me someone got
that on camera!
284
00:15:11,555 --> 00:15:12,955
You guys again?
285
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:14,255
We're sorry.
286
00:15:14,265 --> 00:15:16,065
I warned you morons before.
287
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:18,895
Now you're going to the
Null Dimension. Happy?
288
00:15:18,895 --> 00:15:20,765
You're all wet, Terrifi-Guy!
289
00:15:20,765 --> 00:15:22,965
Hydro Blaster!
290
00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:29,875
Are you under the impression
that I'm water soluble?
291
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,115
I was hoping. Chris, get him!
292
00:15:33,115 --> 00:15:36,015
Uh, Dan, you never gave
me any weapons.
293
00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:39,885
Then it's all up to me.
294
00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:40,655
Ha, HA!
295
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,995
Hope your little costume
keeps you warm when you're
296
00:15:48,995 --> 00:15:52,395
floating in the formless
ether of the Null Dimension.
297
00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:56,135
Never underestimate...Dr. Jerk!
298
00:15:58,050 --> 00:15:59,350
Gotta jet.
299
00:16:01,975 --> 00:16:02,975
We'll meet agai--
300
00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:06,175
Ow! Ow!
301
00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:14,555
(exploding)
302
00:16:15,385 --> 00:16:18,655
(fireworks exploding continues)
303
00:16:21,395 --> 00:16:22,495
Can I go?
304
00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:39,924
Well, MumbleCat,
305
00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:42,094
we may not have
destroyed Terrifi-Guy,
306
00:16:42,094 --> 00:16:44,194
but at least we gave
it a good shot.
307
00:16:45,364 --> 00:16:47,194
(news reporter)
Ha, ha! Funny stuff.
308
00:16:47,204 --> 00:16:49,704
With the entire world
laughing at Dr. Jerk,
309
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:50,864
we took a moment to sit down
310
00:16:50,874 --> 00:16:53,534
with Terrifi-Guy at a local
diner.
311
00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:54,944
Yeah, he's an idiot.
312
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:57,474
If I ever see him again I'm
going to put him in traction.
313
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,414
Now do you mind?
314
00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:59,990
I'm trying to have a taco here.
315
00:17:02,284 --> 00:17:07,354
Ah! Hey! I specifically
said no hot sauce!
316
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,584
It's my only weakness.
317
00:17:09,594 --> 00:17:11,694
Wait, wait, don't air that.
318
00:17:11,694 --> 00:17:14,594
Don't worry, we won't. More
after these messages.
319
00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:16,624
Hot sauce, eh?
320
00:17:18,264 --> 00:17:19,594
(mr. mumbles yowls yeowls)
321
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,480
You're lucky this judge
owes me a favor.
322
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:24,660
Strange.
323
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:31,150
Now who's silly for
hoarding rubber bands?
324
00:17:38,054 --> 00:17:40,184
Excellent work, MumbleCat.
325
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,384
Cue Terrifi-Guy in three, two...
326
00:17:42,384 --> 00:17:45,054
Okay, real criminals
have escaped,
327
00:17:45,054 --> 00:17:48,024
because you've been
wasting my time!
328
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:50,024
What's wrong, Terrifi-Guy?
329
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:54,464
Finally meet your equal?
330
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:57,100
The union has rules about
hurting normal humans.
331
00:17:57,674 --> 00:17:59,174
But you know what?
332
00:17:59,174 --> 00:18:00,204
I'll pay the fine.
333
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,444
I am going to pound
you into goo!
334
00:18:02,444 --> 00:18:03,574
(dan clears throat)
335
00:18:03,574 --> 00:18:10,284
Giant rubberband ball,
unsuspecting courthouse.
336
00:18:10,284 --> 00:18:11,854
Decisions, decisions.
337
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:18,110
So that's why he was
hoarding rubber bands.
338
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:20,454
Wanna carpool?
339
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:28,064
Your turn, Dr. Jerk...
340
00:18:34,074 --> 00:18:37,344
Dan, why is there a superhero
shooting lasers at us?
341
00:18:39,574 --> 00:18:42,144
Okay, that was close.
342
00:18:42,144 --> 00:18:43,214
I don't know why, Elise!
343
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,140
Obviously he's got some
rage issues.
344
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,110
But don't worry,
345
00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:49,220
I've got a plan as long as
he keeps following us.
346
00:18:53,224 --> 00:18:55,194
He's not following
us, he's caught us!
347
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,300
Perfect. Hang on!
348
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,564
CRASH! Ahh! Ah!
349
00:19:02,104 --> 00:19:06,474
Wait, how did a car
accident hurt him?
350
00:19:06,474 --> 00:19:08,544
It wasn't the car accident.
351
00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:11,914
I've covered your entire
garage in hot sauce!
352
00:19:11,914 --> 00:19:13,014
You did WHAT?
353
00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:15,584
Yeah, it's his only
weakness for some reason.
354
00:19:15,584 --> 00:19:17,114
Now let's kick him
while he's down!
355
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,754
There are other places
you could put hot sauce!
356
00:19:20,754 --> 00:19:22,284
Like your apartment.
357
00:19:22,284 --> 00:19:24,224
Or a park. Or a hot
sauce factory!
358
00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:28,154
The secret of my weakness
will die with you.
359
00:19:28,164 --> 00:19:30,294
(dan choking)
It was on TV!
360
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,564
ChrisBoy! Help!
361
00:19:32,564 --> 00:19:34,434
I don't want to be
ChrisBoy anymore.
362
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,004
In fact, I never wanted
to be ChrisBoy.
363
00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:38,164
You're right!
364
00:19:38,174 --> 00:19:42,474
This is a job for
-- Steel Scorpion!
365
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:45,544
Well that's more like it!
Stinger attack!
366
00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:49,314
Unhand me, simpletons!
367
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,814
Taste my spicy vengeance!
368
00:19:51,814 --> 00:19:54,514
Stop! You don't know
what you're doing!
369
00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:56,624
I could lose my powers forever!
370
00:19:58,354 --> 00:20:00,224
He's still super strong!
371
00:20:00,224 --> 00:20:02,094
Actually, that's just
normal strong.
372
00:20:02,094 --> 00:20:04,064
Steel Scorpion, hold him!
373
00:20:11,374 --> 00:20:11,904
(both men scream)
374
00:20:11,904 --> 00:20:13,104
Nooooo!
375
00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:15,874
Ahhhh!
376
00:20:15,874 --> 00:20:19,144
I'm losing my powers!
377
00:20:19,144 --> 00:20:20,414
It's in my eyes!
378
00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:21,984
(elise o.s.)
Okay, that's quite enough of that.
379
00:20:25,154 --> 00:20:26,154
Ha, ha!
380
00:20:26,154 --> 00:20:30,254
Now, Terrifi-Guy you
see what -- Pthklmpthth!
381
00:20:31,254 --> 00:20:33,294
That's for messing with
my garage.
382
00:20:33,294 --> 00:20:35,494
Do you know what you've done?
383
00:20:35,494 --> 00:20:38,394
I have lost my super powers!
384
00:20:38,394 --> 00:20:41,494
You haven't seen the
last of me, Dr. Jerk!
385
00:20:41,504 --> 00:20:44,104
I will get my powers
back somehow,
386
00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:47,104
and YOU WILL BE
SOR- hey! Quit it!
387
00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:48,344
Let go!
388
00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:50,004
All righty. Buh-bye.
389
00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:51,544
Good riddance, I say!
390
00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:53,944
The city doesn't need you.
391
00:20:53,944 --> 00:20:58,284
It has all the superhero
it needs - DanMan!
392
00:20:59,084 --> 00:21:00,584
And Steel Scorpion!
393
00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:03,254
Just DanMan!
I'll take it from here.
394
00:21:05,254 --> 00:21:09,164
You're not going anywhere
until this garage is spotless.
395
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:11,980
(news reporter)
In other news,
396
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,960
the National Guard is
still battling the giant,
397
00:21:13,964 --> 00:21:16,664
radioactive kangaroo
that is laying waste to
398
00:21:16,674 --> 00:21:18,004
downtown Los Angeles.
399
00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:19,634
Now, back to "Piranha Week!"
400
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,340
(tv announcer)
An innocent goat,
401
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:21,610
with babies at home,
402
00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:24,240
heads to the water's
edge to get a drink...
403
00:21:24,244 --> 00:21:26,814
Oh, I like where this is going.
404
00:21:26,814 --> 00:21:28,584
(victim's cry o.s.)
Help, help, help me!
405
00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:33,854
(old lady o.s.)
I'm being old lady mugged!
406
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:41,664
Now where were we?
Right. That goat.
407
00:21:41,714 --> 00:21:46,264
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