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Where did all these farmers'
markets come from, anyway?
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And what are all those...things
they're selling?
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They're called vegetables, Dan.
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You should try them sometime.
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What about me makes you think
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I'd have any interest in eating
vegetables!
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They have fruit, too.
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If I want something
sweet, I'll have candy.
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Like an adult.
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Look, you can't live on just
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hamburgers and turkey
sandwiches, Dan.
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It's not healthy.
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I'll have you know my
grandfather lived
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to be a hundred and eight.
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Oh? Did he eat only meat
and bread, as well?
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No, but he MINDED
HIS OWN BUSINESS!
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What on God's green
earth is that thing?
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You stay back, deviant!
Get away from me!
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Oh, right! I read about this.
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In an effort to be more healthy,
this month they're replacing
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the french fries with a
different vegetable every week.
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This week's
"broccoli-palooza."
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Come on, we're going to
another Burgerphile.
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Uh, no, it's ALL
Burgerphiles. Everywhere.
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(dan growls)
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Timber!
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Dan! That is not okay!
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VEGETABLES!!!!!!
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You can't have a
burger without fries!
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It upsets the entire
balance of the meal!
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No fries?!
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See Chris? It's not just me.
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Somebody has to stand up for
the little guy. And him.
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Eh. I got stuff to do.
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They've taken my fries from me!
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Wait, aren't french
fries a vegetable?
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If you had learned anything
from your lackluster public
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education, you would know that
on any nutritional chart you'll
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find them under "carbohydrates"
or "staple starches."
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Read a book without pictures
in it once in a while.
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I don't understand, Dan.
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I'm starting a grassroots
movement, Chris.
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With no grass and no roots.
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Enjoy your cauliflower!
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I always do!
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Here you go. On the house.
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Can I have a burger?
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They're not for you.
These people need help.
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Their mothers told them
to eat their vegetables,
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and they bought it hook,
line, and sinker.
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So it's a conspiracy?
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You tell me why virtually
every meal has to have
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a vegetable side dish.
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Nutrients!
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Lies and deceit, spread by the
all powerful vegetable lobby.
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Here you go.
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So you're handing
out free burgers?
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They're not free, Chris.
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I bought them with your
hard-earned money.
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And once these vegetable
consumers taste the superior
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foodstuff of Burgerphile,
they'll stop buying vegetables.
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Once there's no market
for vegetables,
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they'll become worthless
and we get our fries back.
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Economics!
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Excuse me, sir?
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This is my establishment.
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That's fine, son.
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It's never too late to come
over to the side of good.
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Here. Have a burger.
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I can't eat that. I am a vegan.
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That's why my store is
called "Vegan Vic's."
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You can shed that insulting
nom de legume by eating
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this hamburger.
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Here. Take a bite.
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Stop it! I don't eat meat!
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You don't eat meat YET.
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But trust me, once your teeth
rip into that charred,
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dead animal flesh,
you'll never go back.
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Sir, get that meat
out of my face!
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I'm warning you.
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(dan laughs)
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Sure, like I'm scared of
some protein-deficient,
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pacifist hippie!
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I'm not a pacifist.
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In fact, I'll drive a sharpened
carrot stick through your
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esophagus if you ever
come back here.
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Wuss!
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NOOOO!
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(sniffling)
I can't... I can't believe
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he just threw burgers
in the street.
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He's a monster!
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His mind has been poisoned
by excessive amounts of
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beta carotene and folic acid.
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You were right, Dan.
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This vegetable madness is
out of control. I'm in.
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Okay, plan B.
We blot out the sun.
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Vegetables need
the sun to live.
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Dan? WE need the sun to live.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, beautiful. What's that?
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Don't touch it.
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It's an area-effect
Genome Reorganizer.
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Nifty. What's that?
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You know how all living things
on Earth are composed of a
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fixed number of chromosomes?
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For example, we humans
have 23 pairs.
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Ah. So this machine
gives you more.
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No.
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Less?
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This sounds like it
could take a while.
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I'm getting a sandwich.
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Vegetables. My arch-nemesis...
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Think of it in terms of a deck
of cards. When you shuffle--
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Wait. With or without jokers?
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(sound of garbage disposal)
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Is that...
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Sounds like our
garbage disposal.
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(disposal straining & clanking)
Now die! Die! Die!
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Dan! Stop!
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How much of our food
did you destroy?
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It's not food! I open my first
mate's refrigerator and it's
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jam-packed with the enemy.
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You, sir, are a
veggie sympathizer!
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It's been so nice to
have you visit, Dan.
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It's too bad you have to go.
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I don't have to go.
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You're right. You should stay.
You can hang out in the
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garbage disposal with your
little eggplant friend.
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Have you noticed that Elise
is getting creepier?
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I realize what my problem is...
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And yet, you continually
refuse to seek help for it.
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What are you talking about?
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Wait, what are YOU
talking about?
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I was talking about how
I've been playing softball
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with vegetables.
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Oh. Well, it's a little
unorthodox,
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but I'm sure it's good
for you to have a hobby.
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Meet some new people...
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Not literal softball, you
infant! I have a new plan.
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Put these on.
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Uh, what's this for?
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I'll explain it after
we steal the truck.
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After we what?
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I don't like this.
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What are we doing here?
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Back up whatever I say.
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ID, sir?
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Uh, we're here to pick up ten
thousand gallons of Agent Kiwi.
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Really? No one's touched
that stuff in decades.
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Hey, don't look at me pal.
Orders. We need it for... Uh...
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A school play!
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Ha! Good joke, Private...
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Let me check this out.
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A school play?
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Well, I'm sorry!
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I've never stolen from a
military base before.
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And what the heck is
Agent Kiwi, anyway?
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It's a plant killer the military
developed forty years ago
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to help them in jungle
warfare. I read about it.
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And did you also read about
the punishment for treason?
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Oh, yeah. They can still
hang you for that.
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Uh, sir?
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Are you sure?
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Of course I am.
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The person holding that ID is so
far above your clearance level,
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you could get court-martialed
for looking at her wrong.
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Her? It's a guy.
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I mean, a little guy, but...
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Dancing Shadow is a master
of disguise, soldier.
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Now stop asking questions and
give her whatever she wants.
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All set, uh, Ma'am.
Here you go.
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Finally.
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"Ma'am?"
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They're letting us through.
Gift horse.
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What effect does this stuff
have on humans, anyway?
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You know, no one's really sure.
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It's funny though-
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Ah! Gross!
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Guess we'll find out now.
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I love the smell of bok
choy in the morning.
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(dan o.s.) Now to the farmers'
market in Hollywood!
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We'll teach them to block
up perfectly good streets
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on a weekend!
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Hey, Dan?
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What are all the vegetarians
and vegans going to eat?
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Meat. Like normal people.
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Eat that, fascist!
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Dancing Shadow, you know
we like to give you full
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autonomy in your operations...
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Uh-huh...
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But we do wonder why you've
spent the last week
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systematically destroying
the entire vegetable supply
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of Southern California.
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I'm what?
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I've been at home, working
on my new device.
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(spyboss)
Your ID was used to
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gain access to a
military-grade defoliant,
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which has subsequently been
used to destroy nearly every
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farm, produce market, and
vegetable display in the city.
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That's impossible.
My ID is right...
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Dan.
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This has been so much fun.
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We really should get
hold of devastatingly
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toxic chemicals more often.
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I am rather enjoying myself.
Where to next?
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There's one last broccoli
farm left in the
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greater Los Angeles area.
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We take that out,
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they'll HAVE to serve fries
at Burgerphile again.
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What's Elise doing here?
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Dan! You are a dead man!
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Okay, before you start in
on one of your irrational
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"You-took-my-ID-a
and-used-it-to-steal-
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weapons-grade-def
foliants-from-the army,"
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let's take a moment to think
about what's really important.
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Friendship.
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Ow! Jerk!
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Where's my ID?
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It's in the truck!
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Go ahead and take it, I don't
need it any more anyway.
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I only have one more farm to
destroy and then I'm done.
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For now.
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I'm taking the defoliant back,
too.
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But the last broccoli farm!
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Let it be a lesson to you.
If Chris wasn't involved,
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I'd have you arrested
for high treason!
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In that case, I'm glad
Chris is involved.
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And you! You're not hiding!
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Uh-oh.
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First off, let me
say "I'm sorry."
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Second, let me say I don't know
what I'm apologizing for.
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We will talk about it at home.
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Uh, you didn't leave the
keys in the car, did you?
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Why do you ask?
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A rookie mistake.
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Dan! Get back here!
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Let's get after him.
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He has the keys to
the truck, too.
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That was our last can of peas.
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I know you're all hungry.
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But this vegetable shortage
can't last forever.
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I've placed a call to
the last functioning
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broccoli farm in the area.
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They'll send us a shipment
tomorrow morning.
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Stay strong, my vegan and
vegetarian friends.
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I don't know how much
longer I can take this!
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Would it be so bad to
have just one steak?
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Hey, that's not a bad idea.
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In fact why don't we all just--
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BAM! BAM!
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Thanks!
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Did you leave the
front door open?
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My genome reorganizer!
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Oh no!
Wait, what's it do again?
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(phone rings)
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Elise, I was just
about to call you.
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Have you ever thought of
using lighter materials
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00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:25,434
to construct your machine
thingies? Just sayin'...
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00:13:25,434 --> 00:13:28,374
Dan, do not activate the
Genome Reorganizer.
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00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,074
Well, I wouldn't have had to,
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00:13:30,074 --> 00:13:34,744
if "Ms. No-Fun" hadn't stolen
my defoliant, would I?
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00:13:34,744 --> 00:13:35,914
You don't understand--
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I understand plenty.
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00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:40,714
This machine is something
you don't want me to touch.
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00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:43,220
Anything you don't want me
to touch must be dangerous.
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00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:43,880
Ergo--
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00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:48,150
Dan, listen to me: I will give
you back your defoliant.
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00:13:48,154 --> 00:13:52,024
Just do not activate
my device.
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00:13:52,024 --> 00:13:55,294
That sounds remarkably
fair, Elise.
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You have a deal.
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00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:01,904
Whew, That was close!
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00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:03,704
Eh, I'm here already...
273
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,954
Well that was anticlimacti--
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00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:20,154
(huge rumbling)
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00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:38,174
O-kay...
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00:14:39,074 --> 00:14:41,374
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
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00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:45,788
FA-THER...
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00:14:45,798 --> 00:14:49,758
Huh. It sounded like
you just said "Father."
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00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:52,328
IS THAT NOT THE CORRECT
MANNER IN WHICH
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00:14:52,338 --> 00:14:54,168
TO ADDRESS ONE'S CREATOR?
281
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:57,298
Uh... I mean, I guess.
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00:14:57,308 --> 00:15:00,768
THEN YOU ARE MY FATHER.
283
00:15:00,778 --> 00:15:04,008
I suppose I did give you
life. You're welcome.
284
00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:08,518
I gotta be honest, this
is kind of a relief.
285
00:15:08,518 --> 00:15:09,548
(chuckles)
286
00:15:09,548 --> 00:15:12,118
I thought you were going
to eat me or something.
287
00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:14,758
YES. I AM GOING TO EAT YOU.
288
00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:15,888
Wait, what?!
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00:15:15,888 --> 00:15:18,688
WE MUST BECOME ONE.
IT IS ONLY FITTING,
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00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:21,598
AS IS COMMANDED BY
THE BROCCOLI GODS.
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00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:29,730
The what? That's
poppycock! Poppycock!
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00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:34,508
PREPARE YOUR SOUL FOR THE
NEXT LIFE, FATHER.
293
00:15:34,508 --> 00:15:35,838
Wait, wait. One sec.
294
00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:40,978
Uh... I have some, uh,
hollandaise sauce in the car.
295
00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:43,778
Trust me, it'll make me
taste a lot better.
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00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:45,348
HMM...
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00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:51,458
Listen to your father, now.
298
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,828
I'll be right back...
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00:15:58,468 --> 00:16:02,338
Ha! Stupid Broccoli!
300
00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:15,478
Just when I thought I couldn't
hate vegetables any more
301
00:16:15,478 --> 00:16:17,318
than I already did.
302
00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:20,018
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM.
303
00:16:28,998 --> 00:16:30,998
(dan o.s.)
Chris! Elise! Open up!
304
00:16:30,998 --> 00:16:33,328
You've got to help me!
305
00:16:33,338 --> 00:16:36,838
Okay. Good news, and bad news.
306
00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:39,168
You turned on the
machine, didn't you?
307
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,740
No! Kind of.
308
00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:47,470
Yes. Look, we can point fingers
all night, or you can help me
309
00:16:47,478 --> 00:16:50,648
destroy a twenty-foot tall
Broccoli Monster.
310
00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:53,548
That's what your machine
does? Makes monsters?
311
00:16:53,558 --> 00:16:55,688
Why didn't you just say so?
312
00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:59,688
It doesn't just make monsters,
Chris. It also... uh...
313
00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:02,298
Okay, it pretty much
just makes monsters.
314
00:17:02,298 --> 00:17:05,198
Okay here's the plan: I drive
around while you guys go get
315
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,898
Elise's Genomic thingy Device.
316
00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:12,468
Then you use it to kill the
Broccoli Monster. Easy Peasy.
317
00:17:12,478 --> 00:17:15,178
No can do. The machine
works at random.
318
00:17:15,178 --> 00:17:17,038
It could have just as easily
made YOU into
319
00:17:17,048 --> 00:17:18,048
a twenty-foot monster, Dan.
320
00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:19,908
That would have been awesome!
321
00:17:19,918 --> 00:17:21,548
Anyway, if we set it off again,
322
00:17:21,548 --> 00:17:24,378
it'll probably just make
our problems worse.
323
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:25,618
You've got to help me!
324
00:17:25,618 --> 00:17:30,388
The broccoli creature wants
to eat me! So, new plan.
325
00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:32,158
We use the device to turn ME
326
00:17:32,158 --> 00:17:33,958
into a twenty-foot monster.
327
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,398
No way.
328
00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:37,728
Come on! Monster fight!
329
00:17:37,728 --> 00:17:38,828
Ooh! Can we?
330
00:17:38,828 --> 00:17:41,098
We'd have no way
to turn you back.
331
00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:43,998
Even if you survived, you'd
be a monster forever.
332
00:17:44,008 --> 00:17:45,708
I can live with that!
333
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,780
I said no.
334
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,270
But--
335
00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:49,808
(broccoli monster o.s.)
FAAATTHHEEERRR...
336
00:17:49,808 --> 00:17:50,808
Uh, gotta run.
337
00:17:58,518 --> 00:18:00,018
Huh.
338
00:18:00,018 --> 00:18:01,118
Yup.
339
00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:09,970
Great.
340
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:16,360
So... Why does the monster
wanna kill Dan, anyway?
341
00:18:16,368 --> 00:18:19,568
Interesting question. In my
branch of science, it's called
342
00:18:19,578 --> 00:18:23,078
the "Frankenstein Principle."
Oftentimes, when an abomination
343
00:18:23,078 --> 00:18:26,378
is created, its first step
is to turn on its creator.
344
00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:28,748
What IS your branch
of science?
345
00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:32,088
Uh, they don't really
have a name for it yet.
346
00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:33,418
(tv reporter)
We're in day seven of our
347
00:18:33,418 --> 00:18:35,518
continuing coverage:
The Greater Los Angeles
348
00:18:35,518 --> 00:18:36,758
Vegetable Shortage.
349
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:39,458
Or, Veggiemageddon!
350
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:41,880
(tv reporter)
The crippling vegetable
351
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,420
shortage is causing a mass
exodus from the city.
352
00:18:44,428 --> 00:18:47,328
We're with local resident and
proprietor, Vegan Vic.
353
00:18:47,338 --> 00:18:52,008
We would rather go hungry than
sacrifice what we believe in.
354
00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:53,368
(tv reporter)
There you have it.
355
00:18:53,378 --> 00:18:56,238
One man's insane plan to starve
to death for no reason.
356
00:18:56,248 --> 00:18:58,278
Back to you, Bob.
357
00:18:58,278 --> 00:18:59,948
That gives me an idea.
358
00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:09,688
Finally.
359
00:19:09,688 --> 00:19:11,558
BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.
360
00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:18,398
Oh, sure! You wait until I
push my car all the way here!
361
00:19:27,038 --> 00:19:29,408
Ordinarily I'm against
wholesale arson, but...
362
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:38,248
(loud explossion)
363
00:19:41,688 --> 00:19:43,018
Dan one, Broccoli Monster--
364
00:19:43,028 --> 00:19:45,428
RAAAAAHR!
365
00:19:45,428 --> 00:19:46,388
Aaahhh!
366
00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:53,028
YOU MAY HAVE COOKED ME,
MADE MY FLESH MORE TENDER,
367
00:19:53,038 --> 00:19:55,868
BUT YOU CAN NOT STOP ME.
368
00:20:05,308 --> 00:20:10,448
I can't take it any
more! I need food!
369
00:20:17,088 --> 00:20:19,128
Hey, guys...
370
00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:20,358
Anybody hungry?
371
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,228
BAM!
372
00:20:34,078 --> 00:20:36,438
YOU HAVE RUN FAR ENOUGH.
373
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:39,948
Only because you've been chasing
me.
374
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,078
AND NOW YOU--
375
00:20:42,078 --> 00:20:43,878
(hunting horn)
376
00:20:46,618 --> 00:20:49,158
There it is!
377
00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:50,618
(crowd roars)
378
00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:11,348
I guess deep down
we're all savages.
379
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,408
You're welcome.
380
00:21:13,418 --> 00:21:15,248
Welcome? For what?
381
00:21:15,248 --> 00:21:18,388
I had that monster exactly
where I wanted him.
382
00:21:19,018 --> 00:21:20,188
FATHER!
383
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,918
HELP ME NOW!
384
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,500
So, who wants a burger?
385
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,660
Why not?
386
00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:31,660
Due to the vegetable shortage
they're serving fries again.
387
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:33,920
You don't have to thank
me...just buy my dinner.
388
00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:38,520
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