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"Hail hail the mighty owls...
standing loyal and true."
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(whistles the melody)
"Rah rah -
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(owl hoots) Whoo whoo whoo."
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My old jersey!
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Chris, good, you're home.
Take this.
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I need your fingerprints on it.
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What? Why?
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That's between me and the
Department of Agriculture.
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Is that your high school jersey?
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Yeah, I think it shrunk
while it was in storage.
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What is this junk?
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A year book, stack of report
cards...
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Are you planning a bonfire?
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Just taking a little stroll
down memory lane.
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Tonight's the class reunion.
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And you intend to go?
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Of course.
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There's going to be a big
party in the school gymnasium.
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Elise is eager to meet my old
pals.
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Chris, reunions are for ex-prom
queens and aging muscle-
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heads who want to wallow
in their past glories.
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Not for normal people like
us who hated high school.
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That might've been your
experience Dan, but I loved it.
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I was involved in so
many activities...
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I earned dozens of
participation ribbons.
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Delude yourself if you must,
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but I endured the same four
years you did, and I wouldn't
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be caught dead commemorating
them at some vapid social.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I was in your high school class.
No one sent me an invitation.
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Really? Hmmm...
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I guess they didn't want me
there.
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B-but why??
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I'm sure it was an oversight.
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Oh, don't sugar coat
it, Martha Sunshine!
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I know when I've been snubbed.
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HIGH SCHOOL REUNION!!!!
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Dumb. Stupid. Reunion party.
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Dan, stop that!
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Honestly, I don't understand
why you're upset.
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Ten seconds ago, you didn't
want to go to the reunion.
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It's the principle.
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This is the same clique-ish,
exclusionary behavior we were
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subjected to in high school.
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No N--N-Not that!
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It's my framed photo
of the school mascot.
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I used to have this
hanging on the wall.
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I wonder-I wonder why Elise
made me take it down?
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It's a puzzlement.
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You know, Dan...
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I bet you didn't get an
invitationbecause they
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didn't have your address.
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You've moved at least six
times since high school...
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sometimes in the middle of the
night.
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Don't make excuses
for their bourgeois,
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social darwinism.
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These people-
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Dan, you know how I would
normally stand here and nod
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while you rant for an hour?
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-- I can't do that today.
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I have to go to the barber and
get spiffed up for the reunion.
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(crash)
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Hey!
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(mr. mumbles)
schmerow?
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No, Mr. Mumbles,
this is more than ennui.
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(mr. mumbles)meows.
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Let it go?
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I spent my teenage
years constantly ridiculed.
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Then I'd get to school
and it was even worse.
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Hey not too short. And...
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Can you make me
look a little more
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successful around the ears?
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(cellphone rings)
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Hello.
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Uh Chris, you went
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to all the pep rallies
in high school, right?
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Why, yes I did! Pep
was always a priority.
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Well, then you'd know
the exact
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volume in cubic feet of
the school gymnasium.
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Yes, I would!
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The basketball court is 84
feet long by 50 feet wide,
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then add the area for the
bleachers and multiply --
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Wait, wait, why, why
do you want to know?
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I'm not at liberty to say...
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But if you insist on
going to that stupid reunion,
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I suggest you bring an oxygen
mask and some neoprene gloves.
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Dan, I'm looking forward to this
reunion and I would really
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preferred if no one
ended up dead.
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Why are you defending
those people?!
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Don't you remember when
your underwear was
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strung up the flagpole, or your
gym shoes filled with tapioca,
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or when your head was
swirled in the toilet?
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Yes, Dan, I remember.
You did those things to me.
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Irrelevant!
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Now listen, on
your way to the reunion,
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I need you to pick up five
canisters of liquid nitrogen.
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Dan --
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And not that second-rate
generic stuff.
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I want brand-name icy goodness.
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"Freeze King," or
"Snowball's Chance."
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(frustrated sigh)
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(pleasant, relaxed sigh)
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(cellphone rings)
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What now?
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Hey, you.
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I just bought the perfect
dress for your big night.
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What should I tell
people I do for a living?
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Neurosurgeon or
rodeo clown?
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Did I tell you how great I
think it is that you want to
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go to your reunion and
see old friends...
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who aren't Dan?
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A few times.
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Maybe you'll even
reconnect with an old pal...
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who isn't Dan.
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And you can do things
together in the future...
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you know, things
that don't involve Dan.
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Speaking of...
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What did he do?
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He wasn't invited to
the reunion so I-
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I think he wants to destroy it.
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Wha--?! I had nothing
to do with it!
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It wasn't my catapult.
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Oh, it's you, Elise.
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I'm going to get straight
to the point, Dan...
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Mainly because I want to spend
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as little time
here as possible.
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Chris has been looking forward
to this reunion for weeks and
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I'm not going to let you
ruin it for him... Or me.
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(dan o.s.)
Ug... oof...
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Ow, that's my tender spot...
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Hey!
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That should do it.
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Mr. Mumbles, help!
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Yes! Good kitty. Claw me free!
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(frustrated groan) Errrr.
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Awwwww.
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Oh, this brings
back so many memories.
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Did I ever tell you how
much I wanted to be the mascot?
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You mentioned it.
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And you do occasionally
hoot in your sleep.
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I was going to
try out my senior year,
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but someone broke into the
locker room and stole the
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owl suit.
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That's a shame.
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And I worked
hours on that routine.
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"Hail hail the mighty owls...
standing loyal and true.
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We will flap to victory.
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Rah rah,
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(hooting like an owl)
whoo whoo whoo."
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"The mighty owls,
are not your pals..."
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Oh good, both verses.
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"We're the fiercest
fighting fowls."
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Aagh! Ow, ow, oo..
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I should've warmed up.
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Welcome back, owls!
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Jenny Tait, I'd recognize
you anywhere!
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Deborah Peterson, you
have not changed a bit.
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That's Donna, the valedictorian.
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We were good pals. I'll give
her the official greeting.
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"Hooty-hoot hello!"
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It's me... Chris.
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We had-We had
eleven classes together.
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We did a duet in the
talent show,
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I donated blood to you
after your cheerleading mishap.
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I'll just get my own name tag.
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(dan o.s.)
PSSST.
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Dan! How did you get here?
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If you thought I couldn't
chew my way through duct tape,
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you don't know me as
well as you think.
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Uh... what?
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That's right, Chris, your wife
has joined the conspiracy to
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stop me from being here.
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Only because I love you.
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Ew cooties. Break it up.
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I need you to create a
diversion so I can sneak inside.
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Chris, do that stupid fight
song...
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You know... "rah,
rah, whoo whoo"...
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The one that makes you
look like a complete idiot.
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I thought it was peppy.
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Dan, if you want to come in,
buy a ticket and get a name tag.
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But then my attack
won't be a surprise!
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You really have no
sense of theater.
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It's Perry and Rajneesh.
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From the A.V. Club.
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Hey guys!...
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Come in, Dan. No one's looking.
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I'm glad you can put your
personal agenda aside and -- ow!
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Chris is going to
make new friends tonight.
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Friends who call
before they come over.
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Who return the things
they borrow.
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Friends who aren't
wanted by Interpol.
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Trapped in a locker?
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This IS just like high school!
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This is where it all happened.
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Gym class...
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prom...
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Right there is where I threw up
when I tried out for track.
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Do you see any old friends?
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There's Vince and Amy...
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And It's Carin,
president of the Home Ec club!
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I had such a crush on her.
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She made the most delectable
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red velvet cheesecake.
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Let's go say hi.
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Let's not.
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Which one was Vince?...
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You call that dancing?
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I have better moves than
that when I'm tasered.
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Hey, Vince!
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Big guy!
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How's it going?
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Up top.
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Uh... hi. Uh... ?
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Chris. We were on the
football team together.
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Really?
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You were linebacker, I
was second string water boy.
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You were always really thirsty.
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Now you, I could never forget.
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How you been, Poodles?
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Actually, I didn't go
to this school.
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Did you call me Poodles?
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You were always such a kidder.
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Did you change your
hair? And get shorter?
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(dan o.s.)
Chris!. Over here!
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Ah!
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That must be my old
pal... ...Dan.
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Dan!?
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Did you really think I couldn't
chew my way out of a locker,
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Elise?
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-- I had four years of practice.
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Chris, I need you over here...
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without your pinch-faced
chaperone.
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It's okay.
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My next stop was the
mini-weiners, anyway.
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Okay, where's the liquid
nitrogen?
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I didn't buy it, Dan.
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What!?!!!
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I'm not going to help
you freeze our classmates.
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You never help me
freeze anybody!
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Can't you see
nothing is changed?
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The jocks are
clustered, cliques are forming,
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and the French Club is
gossiping in a foreign tongue.
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And I'm pretty sureit's about
me.
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The only thing missing is
the homework and the wedgies!
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It's been a
long time since I was wedgied.
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Ah, winter formal...
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Ow!
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You ruined step one
of my eight part plan.
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Some friend.
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On to Plan B. (into phone)
Hello, 'Reptile Universe'?
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-- I need six hundred live
scorpions delivered immediately.
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Three to five business days?!
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What kind of stinging insect
and arachnid emporium are you?
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Why didn't you say so.
255
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,640
Of course I'll pay the rush fee.
256
00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:06,780
The credit card is on
file. The name is Chris.
257
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,690
This'll get them dancing.
258
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:17,660
Just like Junior Prom.
259
00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,290
(elise o.s.)
What's in the box, Dan?
260
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,160
Elise?
261
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,430
What are you, a hall monitor?
262
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,330
Let go.
263
00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:26,900
Never.
264
00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:35,180
You just have to ruin
everything.
265
00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:39,850
Poodles! Vince said
that was you.
266
00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:42,380
Did you change your eye color?
267
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:46,590
Blocked at every turn!
Skipping straight to Plan Z.
268
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:51,560
Remember that field trip when
the bus went into the ravine?
269
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,060
We were stuck there for three
days?
270
00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:56,100
I was the one who voted
for eating the injured.
271
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,000
You said it was too soon.
272
00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,740
Oof --
273
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:13,650
(chris o.s.) (chuckling)
Oh, I get it. I get it.
274
00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:15,050
Is that you Rajneesh?
275
00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:18,190
Are we re enacting the
A.V. Club initiation?
276
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:19,190
Well bring on the pudding!
277
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:25,730
I decided to give you one
more chance to redeem yourself.
278
00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:27,030
Dan, for the last time...
279
00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:31,230
It's the owl suit!
280
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:33,630
The one I would've worn
if I was elected mascot.
281
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,200
Wait a minute.
How did you get this?
282
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:41,140
Dressing up as mascot is an
embarrassment.
283
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:42,440
I was saving you from yourself.
284
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,350
You're the one who stole it?
285
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,650
I didn't plan to
keep it this long.
286
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:51,090
But it's surprisingly
difficult to unload an owl suit.
287
00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:54,760
How could you do that to me?
You knew that was my dream.
288
00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:00,160
If you help me,
you get to wear it.
289
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:04,030
In all its feathery glory.
290
00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:09,140
No! I can't use the mascot
in service of evil!
291
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,310
You sure?
292
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,470
No-o-o-o-o-o!
293
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,010
Sheesh.
294
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:19,350
Some people are so dramatic.
295
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,090
There you are!
What's wrong?
296
00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:31,020
Tonight is not turning out
how I expected.
297
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:35,060
I bet I know why your pals
are having a hard time
298
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,300
recognizing you.
299
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,800
You have gotten so
much more handsome.
300
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:04,190
Hey there owls!
301
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:05,560
Hooty-hoot hello!
302
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,130
It's time to give out awards
to our most special alumni.
303
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:15,070
Sorry I have to rain
on your parade...
304
00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:16,600
Ha, no I'm not.
305
00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:29,830
Whoa-oooaaaa!
306
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,590
Oops.
307
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:36,390
I still think that
suit's awesome.
308
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,090
Hey!!!! Oh not cool bro!
309
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,140
(gulp) uh-oh.
310
00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:50,778
Hey, What's the big idea, punk?
311
00:15:50,778 --> 00:15:53,318
Back off or taste
the sting of my talons.
312
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:58,288
He's strung up there like a
pinata.
313
00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:00,318
If we hit him hard enough
would candy come out?
314
00:16:03,058 --> 00:16:04,828
Hey, I know you.
315
00:16:04,828 --> 00:16:07,898
That's the guy who
blew up my science project!
316
00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:10,868
And put itching powder in the
football uniforms.
317
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:11,798
It's Dan!
318
00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:16,608
(crowd wild cheering)
319
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:19,338
Leave it to Danny,
to really make an entrance!
320
00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:26,548
Get your meat hooks off me!
321
00:16:26,548 --> 00:16:30,048
Comin' for squeezins!
322
00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:33,158
Back - ha - kai-yah-h-h!
323
00:16:43,598 --> 00:16:46,798
So your classmates actually
liked Dan?
324
00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:48,768
High school was somehow
not as I remembered.
325
00:16:52,108 --> 00:16:54,708
Hello, science lab. Miss me?
326
00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:56,708
There you are.
327
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,590
Why'd you run off?
328
00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:00,510
Was I supposed to stick around
for their ritual sacrifice?
329
00:17:01,348 --> 00:17:02,888
Dan, nobody wants to hurt you...
330
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:05,858
though for the life of me
I can't figure out why.
331
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,728
Don't tell me you were
fooled by those hyena grins.
332
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,498
They were mocking me.
333
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,858
I don't think they were.
334
00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:13,858
Please.
335
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:15,468
I know how this ends.
336
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:19,698
One minute they smile to your
face, the next thing you know,
337
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,108
you're tied to a stake
and burned as a witch.
338
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,178
They want nostalgia?
339
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:29,508
Oh, I'll give them nostalgia.
340
00:17:43,928 --> 00:17:46,398
Let's boogie like we
did on prom night...
341
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,968
before the scorpions showed up.
342
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:49,268
What was up with that?
343
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,328
Seriously.
344
00:17:50,338 --> 00:17:51,998
I did not graduate from this
school.
345
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,208
You still crack me up, Poodles.
346
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,668
Just like in homeroom.
347
00:17:57,678 --> 00:17:59,608
I wasn't...
348
00:17:59,608 --> 00:18:01,208
...Right.
349
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,208
And you know who else
was in homeroom with us?
350
00:18:03,218 --> 00:18:04,478
Chris.
351
00:18:04,478 --> 00:18:06,748
(Vince looks blank)
Tall guy, hearty eater?
352
00:18:06,748 --> 00:18:10,648
You two should get
together and catch up.
353
00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:13,858
Maybe bond and
become inseparable pals.
354
00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:14,958
Um... Okay.
355
00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:19,798
You don't ever shout at the
sky with your fists clenched,
356
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:20,528
do you?
357
00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:26,968
One flip of that switch and...
358
00:18:26,968 --> 00:18:28,668
KA-BOOM!
359
00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:31,208
This reunion is a thing of the
past.
360
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,238
Dan. Please. Stop.
361
00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:34,138
You're over reacting.
362
00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:36,708
I should really have that
printed on a T shirt.
363
00:18:40,088 --> 00:18:45,418
Okay, losers,
prepare to suffer my putrid,
364
00:18:45,418 --> 00:18:47,828
gelatinous wrath.
365
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,768
That sounds like
something you'd say.
366
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,968
Typical Dan!
367
00:18:56,968 --> 00:19:00,068
Your shenanigans
made high school bearable.
368
00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:01,238
Huh?
369
00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:02,368
Hooray for dan!
370
00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:06,708
(crowd cheers)
371
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:07,948
We're so glad you're here!
372
00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:10,478
We could not find your
address to send an invitation.
373
00:19:10,478 --> 00:19:13,748
Your former landlords use
very colorful language.
374
00:19:13,748 --> 00:19:17,688
Remember when you
blew up my science project?
375
00:19:17,688 --> 00:19:19,488
That's was super!
376
00:19:19,488 --> 00:19:22,688
You weren't upset about that?
377
00:19:22,698 --> 00:19:24,728
No, silly billy!
378
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:28,528
All that goop exploding on
Principal Ferber was hi-larious.
379
00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:36,708
Now that Dan's
occupied, let's go mingle.
380
00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:40,508
It was awesome when you
flooded the cafeteria
381
00:19:40,508 --> 00:19:41,808
with spaghetti sauce!
382
00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:44,248
And released toxic fumes into
the vents!
383
00:19:44,248 --> 00:19:46,548
I was dizzy for a week.
384
00:19:46,548 --> 00:19:50,148
Hey, anything to generate
some of that ol' school spirit.
385
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,388
I participated in everything,
386
00:19:54,388 --> 00:19:57,758
building floats, painting
banners, selling band candy...
387
00:19:57,758 --> 00:20:00,958
And Dan is the legend?
388
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:04,570
Thanks.
389
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,730
Hey, who was that sidekick
guy who used to hang around you?
390
00:20:07,738 --> 00:20:08,408
It was me, Chris.
391
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:11,508
Oh, him?
392
00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:16,008
I let him help with some of
the simpler incendiary devices.
393
00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:18,218
What ever happened to him?
394
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,918
I'm right over here.
395
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,588
Yea he was kind of an angry
loner.
396
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,410
What was his name?
397
00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:25,450
Chris. His name is Chris!
398
00:20:41,738 --> 00:20:43,368
Chris, no!
399
00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:51,778
Stop!
400
00:20:51,778 --> 00:20:53,918
This is no way to make friends.
401
00:20:59,688 --> 00:21:05,198
(crowd cheering)
402
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:06,598
That's awesome Dan!
403
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,928
Just like the old days!
404
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,820
Your best prank ever.
405
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,970
But... it wasn't Dan!
406
00:21:20,718 --> 00:21:23,758
I can't believe
they gave him a trophy.
407
00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:27,558
But you got another
participation ribbon.
408
00:21:27,558 --> 00:21:30,058
So did you... Poodles.
409
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:34,590
Hey, it's my old locker!
410
00:21:34,596 --> 00:21:38,026
I wonder if the combination is
still the same?
411
00:21:38,036 --> 00:21:40,466
Aahhhhh!
412
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:45,066
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