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Will you step on it?
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The sooner we get to New
Jersey, the sooner I get
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revenge on that
pudding company.
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AHHHH!
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AHHHH!
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(crashing sound)
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Real nice, Chris.
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How is this my fault?
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Something blew out the tire.
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Okay, bad news, it's gonna take
a few hours to fix the tire.
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C'mon Chris, some careless
children left their bikes
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unattended outside
the gas station.
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(phone buzzes)
Finally, some reception!
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Hey, Elise. It's Chris...
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(dan o.s.)
Where are you going?
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...Listen,
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Dan and I encountered a little
car trouble, but we're fine.
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So don't be worried.
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We're not in any danger.
I love you. Bye!
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Look, Chris. A Wild West Town!
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Sorry Dan, I spent my
last dime on a new tire.
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One adult and one child.
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That'll be twenty bucks.
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Howdy, pardners!
Get your souvenirs!
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Where are the outlaws?
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I don't know much about
the Wild West, but...
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Welcome to Wild Wesley's Family
Saloon and Ice Cream Parlor.
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Y'all want a table or a booth?
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This place looks fun.
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Fun?
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A saloon is supposed
to be dangerous.
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A place where men risk death
just to order a drink.
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Ooh! Root beer floats!
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Refund.
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Come again?
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You heard me.
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What seems to be the
trouble, little fella?
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Wait, this place has
pony rides?
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Officer, I'm glad you're here.
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He was asking 'bout a refund.
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Sorry, son.
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We don't give refunds
in Wild West Town.
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Thank you kindly.
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Oh yeah? Well unless you--
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WILD WEST TOWN!!!
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Can we go?
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I'll just give you twenty
dollars when we get home.
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Where are your principles?
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This town is an insult
to the Wild West
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and I cannot abide it.
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How is this going to help
you get your refund?
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You ever see a picture
of Wyatt Earp
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in a whimsical t-shirt?
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We're out for Old West justice.
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The last thing we want
to do is look silly.
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?(western music)?
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?(western music)?
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?(western music)?
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(cash register dings)
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And this laser pointer.
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You really have to stop
taking so much gunfire, X-5.
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Dancing Shadow, I have run an
internal analysis and concluded
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that I am no longer able to
serve you as an assassin-bot.
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But...that's what you
were programmed to do.
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I am tried of programs, Elise.
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I want to see the world.
I want to go skiing.
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Okay...
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We could go together.
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(phone make a noise)
Did I get a voicemail?
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(over speaker, STATIC-Y)
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SHHHH...Elise...SHHHH..
.. listen ...SHHHH...
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Dan and I encountered...
SHHH...trouble...SHHH
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we're...SHHHH...wor
rried...SHHH H... danger...
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SHHHH...love you...
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I have to go.
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Dancing Shadow, wait!
What about the Alps?
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We could sight-see in
Zurich-Zurich-- --ZZZZZZZ.
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I don't know Dan...
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What isn't to know?
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We know the cashier has cash.
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Plus, you're constantly whining
about how much you want to
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participate in a stick up.
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I'm what?
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All we need is a getaway
vehicle.
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Him?
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You have a better idea?
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A donkey?
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But that's the "Chris" of
horses!
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Oof!
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He'll do.
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Howdy. Can I help you fellas?
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This... is a stick up!
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Sorry sir, I can't
give you any money.
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Do you know how much these
paintballs hurt? A lot. Watch.
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AHH! Why?!
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Okay, okay. Just don't shoot.
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This is my favorite shirt.
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Sorry buddy.
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You promised you wouldn't
shoot me anymore.
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It's payback time.
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Hey! Where're the pesos?
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That's what I was
trying to tell you.
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You can't steal our money.
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Because you'll never find it.
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Neat, a fake stick up.
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Fake? This is as
real as it gets!
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(popping sounds)
Oh no! Help!
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I wanted to go to
Mount Rushmore!
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Again with the
blame game, Janet?
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You ain't seen the
last of me! Giddy up!
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That stickup was kind of fun.
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We should do that more often.
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You know what wasn't fun?
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When you shot me!
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Chris, how many times do I have
to explain collateral damage?
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Collateral damage?
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You aimed directly at me!
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What are we even doing here?
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My car is probably
ready by now.
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Fact: we gave the
cashier 20 dollars.
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Fact: there was no money
in the cashier's office.
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Fact: money can neither be
created nor destroyed.
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I think that's "matter", Dan.
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Fact: Shut up.
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If we're gonna get our money
back from this joke of a town,
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we have to follow the cashier
and see where he hides it.
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This is ridiculous.
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He could be in there for hours.
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And... he just came out.
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Patience, Chris.
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It's one of the
ten commandments.
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He's movin' out.
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What does this have
to do with pudding?
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You best be taking care to
avoid them there varmints.
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They're dangerous.
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Bandits, robbers, alleged
donkey-nappers.
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They do look awfully ferocious.
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I'll make sure to steer clear.
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Hey! You should check out
the saloon's expansive
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late night menu!
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Best mozzarella
sticks in the west!
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(horse neighs)
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Ahhh! Stupid cactus!
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Ahh!
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Morning, buddy.
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Where did the wagon full
of desperadoes go?
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Chris!
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You were supposed to stay up
all night watching them.
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(stirring awake)
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I'm awake. I'm awake.
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Hey, where did the wagon full
of desperadoes go?
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Ahh! Ahh! Ow!
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Ah! Oh! Ah! Oof!
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It's still warm.
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Ahhh! Ow!
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I found something!
I think it's a map.
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A treasure map... Of course!
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Who wouldn't hide their
money in this economy?
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C'mon pardner, let's go
claim our treasure!
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?(fun wild west music)?
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?(fun wild west music)?
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?(fun wild west music)?
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?(fun wild west music cont.)?
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?(fun wild west music cont.)?
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Get down!
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Ow!
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It's the outlaws!
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This is perfect!
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We keep moving while they eat,
and beat them to the treasure!
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Yee-ha!
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Did you just say "Yee-ha?"
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Okay, gang, let's wrap it up.
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That treasure ain't
going to find itself!
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Also, let's all remember
the number one rule of the
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Wild West Family
Adventure Treasure Hunt:
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Always clean up after yourself!
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That's right.
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What's the next clue?
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Map's a little burnt,
but I think it says,
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"A cowboy always
follows his beard."
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It's clearly "A cowboy always
follows his heart." Look.
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I don't know...
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"Follows his beard..."
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That's not even a saying.
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Okay, who knows
which way to go?
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I know! I know!
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A cowboy always
follows his beard!
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Well Good work, buckaroo.
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You're sure this
is the right way?
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Positive. The map said we
go over Widow's Peak.
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I'm pretty sure that
was it back there.
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Oh no!
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(donkey snorts)
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Bleaugh! Gah He licked
inside my mouth!
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I know where we are.
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Right where we need to be.
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Okay. Spread out.
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Oh! Looks like a dead end.
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This can't be right.
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Where's the treasure? Come on!
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You know what I reckon?
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(sheriff o.s.)
Your reckonin' days are over,
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little man.
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Aw...
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I bet you think
you're pretty smart
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trying to steal
the town's money.
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Just tryin' to get my hands
on some justice, is all.
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Problem is amigo, another
cowboy's beat you to the punch.
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And you're looking at him.
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So you're the reason
the town has no money?
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Darn right. Now step aside.
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You gonna make me, Sheriff?
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I regret nothing.
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I don't think this is
going to hold much longer.
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Don't worry, buddy.
I have an idea.
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What are you doing?!
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Stop it!
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Okay, when you fall, aim away
from the bear traps!
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Dan, no- AHHHH!
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Oof!
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(chris to himself)
That's weird,
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I don't feel dead.
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Looks like I got
here just in time.
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What are you doing here?
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I said in my message that
everything was fine.
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Yeah, it looked like things
were going great.
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Break it up, you two.
We've got a sheriff to mangle.
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00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,977
Oh, come on Dan, based on
the wanted poster I saw,
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I'd say you guys
are about even.
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We're all safe now. Why don't
you just quit and go home?
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Because there's a
town in trouble.
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Because the people need a hero.
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Because a cowboy doesn't quit.
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But mostly, because I want
my twenty bucks back.
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You're not a cowboy.
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Am so!
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Really?
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Them nice city folk
didn't tip you anything?
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Aw, there see, That's
more like it.
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Evening, sheriff.
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Well, well. Didn't think I'd
see the likes of you again.
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I'm a homing pigeon
of vengeance.
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I always find my way.
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And now I'm here to settle
this, once and for all.
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Are you suggestin' what I
think you're suggestin'?
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Guns at dawn.
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Unless you're yella.
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Normally, I'd shoot you
where you stand.
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But my therapist says I should
be open to the ideas of others.
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Here's the way it's gonna--
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Here's the way it's gonna work.
You win, I leave this
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one horse, one donkey,
one waitress town forever.
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I win, you get out of Dodge
and never look back.
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And I get my refund.
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Dawn, then.
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Wow, that was intense!
Can we PLEASE go eat now?
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Thanks, Mister.
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No one's ever stood up
to the sheriff before.
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00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,158
It's Payback time.
260
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,060
It's awful brave of you
261
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,461
to challenge the fastest
draw in the West.
262
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:03,828
He's the what?
263
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:11,703
And...draw!
264
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,604
Wow, Dan. .14 seconds.
265
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,440
That was your best
one yet.
266
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,708
How'd you get so good at that?
267
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:20,812
When you live in as bad a
neighborhood as I do, you learn
268
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,580
how to take your keys out of
your pocket pretty quickly.
269
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:27,051
Alright, he's fast.
But is he accurate?
270
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,460
That's okay, Dan.
271
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,961
Don't worry about the
quick-draw part right now.
272
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,397
Just take your time and shoot
as straight as you can.
273
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,139
Well, he's dead man.
274
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,042
So much for being free.
275
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:54,612
Pitchoo! Pitchoo! Pitchoo!
Pitchoo! Pitchoo!
276
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,948
Chris, can I borrow
that for a second?
277
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,216
Hey! That's mine!
278
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:05,223
Why don't you try it again?
279
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,292
That sheriff's not gonna
know what hit him.
280
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:14,565
...Won't it just be
a paint ball?
281
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,566
Ahh! Oohhh!
282
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:35,086
?(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)?
283
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:45,096
?(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)?
284
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:55,106
?(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)?
285
00:17:55,108 --> 00:18:01,045
?(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)?
286
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:10,555
If I were you, I'd
turn and run, hoss.
287
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:14,725
A cowboy never runs... hoss.
288
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,462
No no no, You don't
get to say "hoss",
289
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,598
I say "hoss".
You got that, HOSS?
290
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,134
Whatever, "hoss."
291
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,770
Stop saying hoss!
292
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,338
Give me my refund!
293
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,280
(x-5 o.s.) Stop right there.
294
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,582
(music cuts out)
295
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,517
Dancing Shadow,
296
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:44,589
it took every ounce of
strength for me to find you.
297
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:54,699
I booked our flight to Zurich
and I will not take no for a---
298
00:18:54,701 --> 00:19:00,538
I booked our flight to Zurich
and I will not take no for a---
299
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:16,888
?(western music)?
300
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,222
BANG!
301
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,892
Hm, you think you're
a match for me?
302
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:23,628
I'm the quickest
draw in the west.
303
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:35,239
BANG!
304
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:41,312
That's for my daddy.
305
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:48,352
Good-bye cruel town...
306
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,820
Congratulations, Dan.
307
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,956
For a second there, I
thought you were done for.
308
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,293
But then, bam, what a twist!
309
00:19:55,295 --> 00:20:04,702
Ahhhhhhh! Ahh!
310
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:10,975
My xiphoid process!
Seriously it hurts!
311
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,443
Not so fast, Sheriff.
312
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,046
I think you're
forgettin' something.
313
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:22,053
You owe this man a refund.
314
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,556
You know, since we got here,
I committed a stick up,
315
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,560
hunted a treasure, and
dueled a crooked lawman.
316
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,828
I hate to say this,
317
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,665
but I think I actually
got my money's worth.
318
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:41,405
But there's something
else I want.
319
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,242
There's a new sheriff in town.
320
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:44,642
And it's you.
321
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,276
Me?
322
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:49,880
No... You.
323
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:53,417
But what do I know
about being sheriff?
324
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,653
I'm just a lowly Cashier.
325
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,956
No, you're a cowboy.
326
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,627
With the fate of this
town on your shoulders.
327
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:07,565
Better stand up straight, son.
328
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:11,168
Boy am I beat. Let's go home.
329
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,870
I'd like that.
330
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,539
Home?
We're going to New Jersey.
331
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,809
I've still got a score to
settle with pudding.
332
00:21:18,859 --> 00:21:23,409
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