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We gotta take a look.
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You know what I
heard was inside?
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For the last time, we ain't
supposed to look in the crates.
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I'll tell you what?
I'll give you three hints.
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Can we drop this?
I'm gonna be late for pilates.
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Hint one: It's ain't
supposed to exist...
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Hint two: He's half
spider, half man...
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Hint three: He fights crime.
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Give me a break!
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SPIDER--
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Shhh!
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You're gonna wake him up.
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He's a fictional character!
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Word on the dock is he's
based on a real guy.
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I gotta get an autograph.
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(dinosaur)
ROARS!
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You're gonna need a bigger pen.
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(news reporter loud)
Wake up, Los Angeles!
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Ahhh!
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It's time for the "Morning
Person News Show!"
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In the morning!
Today's top story:
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It's morning.
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("wow")
A dinosaur...
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(angered)
...just ruined my car!
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(yelling out)
You better have good insurance!
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Wait. Where are you going?
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We have to exchange
information!
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DINOSAUR!!!!
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To me, Ben, driving is
a lot like bowling.
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It's all about staying
in your lane.
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I'm not an idiot, dude.
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You keep treating me like one,
I'll tell my parents you said
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I should drop out of school
and start a punk band.
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If you feel like your
seat and mirrors
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are properly adjusted, go
ahead and slowly back out.
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Uh Ben, Ben you should really
look over your right shoulder
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any time you're
driving backwords.
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Then what's the rear
view mirror for?
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BANG!
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Dan! Are you alright?
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Absolutely not.
I have been wronged, Chris.
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Horribly, horribly
wronged.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
Ben's just--
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--By a dinosaur!
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--learning to--What?
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I saw it with my own eyes.
And I trust my eyes, Chris.
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A mid-size tryannosaurid
therodpod. Probably female.
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She ruined my car and
she's gonna pay.
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I haven't figured out how
exactly
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because I doubt a T-Rex
carries a wallet.
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Not with those--
--stupid little arms.
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You don't seriously
expect me to believe
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you saw a dinsosaur, do you?
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Since when do I care
what you believe?
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I just need a ride.
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I'm in the middle of giving
Ben a driving lesson.
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Which is clearly
a huge success.
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Besides, you hate Ben.
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You always talk about how
annoying he is behind his back.
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I do not.
I don't.
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Whatever, fatso.
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I am giving Ben a lesson because
I love my brother-in law...
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...and because
Elise has a work thing.
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This is perfect.
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Ben needs to drive around town,
I need to get around town.
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Question is: are you willing
to drive fast, break the law
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as necessary, and avoid
dinosaur attacks?
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I mean, I've avoided
them up to now.
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Dan, Ben can't have any
distractions while he's driving.
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That includes chasing
your hallucinations.
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Get in, Ben. There's no room in
this car for doubting Thomases.
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I don't know what you
think you saw, but it's
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scientifically impossible
for dinosaurs to exist.
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(spy boss v.o.)
--And that's how science
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created a dinosaur.
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Wow. I can't believe the secret
ingredient is corn syrup.
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(spy boss v.o.)
At any rate, after spending
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billions of dollars
to make one,
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we found we didn't really
have a use for it.
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Which is why you were shipping
it to a desert island...
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(spy boss v.o.)
Dancing Shadow,
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the government's in
quite the pickle here.
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Our priority is the
dinosaur's humane capture,
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but our bigger priority
is the cover up.
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You think you can handle that?
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I'm all over it.
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(dan into megaphone)
Attention dinosaur: come out
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with your disproportionately
small hands up!
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(dan o.s.) (into megaphone)
Head east!
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(chris yelling up)
Dan! What did I say
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about doing that?
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Look, we've been cruising
your neighborhood for hours.
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Maybe it's time we teach Ben how
to pick up some drive-thru.
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(into megaphone)
EAST!
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(chris yelling up)
Will you at least put your
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seatbelt on?!
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(dan into megaphone)
Never!
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(dan into megaphone)
Here dino dino dino...
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(little boy o.s.)
Hey mister!
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(dan into megaphone)
HALT!
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(little boy)
Are you OK?
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Mind your business!
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I heard you yelling
about dinosaurs.
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My dog was taken by a dinosaur
but nobody believes me.
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(dan to himself)
So it eats dogs...
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I believe you, kid.
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And I'm sorry your dog is dead.
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Well maybe he's still
alive in its stomach.
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Pretty unlikely.
But hey,
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what we can do is make sure
other dogs don't get eaten.
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(boy crying)
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I know.
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Let out those tears of joy.
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Chris, new mission!
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We have to round up every
dog in the neighborhood.
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Little more, little
more, now STOP!
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OK, try it again
without my help.
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Hey, Dan, are these dogs
really safer tied to a
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lamp post than in
their own backyards?
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Who cares about safety?
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These dogs are bait.
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Bait? You lied to that
sweet little boy!
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Would you have preferred I
describe every grisly
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detail of my plan? Try to be
a little more sensitive.
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OK Dan, this whole dinosaur
thing has gone way too far.
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Lying to children is one thing.
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I mean we've all been there.
But this crosses the line.
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It's time you admit what
we both know is true.
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Dinosaurs are extinct.
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THUMP. THUMP.
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What was that?
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You can apologize in the tree.
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THUMP. THUMP.
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THUMP.
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It's probably just
construction equipment.
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Sorry.
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What was that, Chris?
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Wow! A real, live dinosaur!
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Dan, you were telling the
truth!
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I may be a lot of things.
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A deceiver, a misleader, a
fabricator, but I am no liar.
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Except to children.
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(dogs bark unrelentingly)
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ROARS!!!
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Dan! Time to go!
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I need to read the tag so I can
invoice the owner for repairs.
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(chris urgent)
Come on!
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Tyra? That's it? Where's
the phone number?
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HONK HONK!
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Uhhh...
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(dan moans)
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Punch it Ben!
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What's the problem?
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I don't know! It's not moving!
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Did you remove the
parking brake?
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I never use the parking brake!
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Always use the parking brake!
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Stop yelling at me!
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We're in neutral.
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Get out of there!
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I can't!
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I think that went
pretty well.
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ROARS!
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It's what we call an
isolated earthquake,
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since it occurred in
just this neighborhood.
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Can an earthquake really explain
why locals claim they heard
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what could only be described
as deep, primal roars?
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Well, it's difficult to
put in layman's terms,
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but basically if the tectonic
plates rub against each other
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just right, that's exactly
the sound you'd hear.
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Many residents have also
reported missing dogs.
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Can earthquakes explain this
phenomenon as well?
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Yes they can.
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This just in.
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A handsome reporter is about
to ask a foxy geologist
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out on a date.
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Care to comment?
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We are in way over our heads.
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We should call the police.
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Too risky.
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She could plead insanity and be
back on the street eating cars.
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No. What WE need is
an expert hunter.
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Ben, didn't your parents
go hunting recently?
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(ben derisively)
Yeah, They went house hunting.
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G'day blokes!
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I'm Mel Darwin, the
Reptile Wrangler.
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Today, I plan to wrestle a
komodo dragon.
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(mel thick Kiwi accent)
Hold your knickers!
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My only worry is a guy this
famous won't even hear us out.
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Get inside. Hurry.
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You guys are late.
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Uh...late for what?
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SMASH!
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How you feeling, Mate?
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(dan woozily)
I'm not your mate.
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You don't punch your mate.
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That's what we call a
New Zealand handshake.
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Apparantly it was all
a misunderstanding.
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Mel mistook us for three
guys he hired to come to
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his office and fight him.
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It's a great work out.
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Right after you passed out,
the actual guys came by
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and Mel fought them
for two hours.
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It sounds cooler than it was.
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(dan haughty)
We were gonna ask you
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to help us catch a dinosaur, but
now that you've assaulted me,
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you can kiss that goodbye.
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Ooh. I may have asked him
while you were unconscious.
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Please, Dan. You gotta let me
on the team. I need this.
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Only if we do it my way.
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Deal! Shake on it.
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(dan roaring and growling)
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And then, she turned and
ran straight at us.
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Roar!
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Did you happen to notice
if she was in heat?
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Did I--what?
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How would I even--
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LOOK!
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She picked up Chris's car and
tried to eat everyone inside.
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Of course, why didn't I
think of this before?
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Dino-plaque.
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Eww!/Gross!/Why?!
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She's dehydrated.
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Where's the nearest
fresh water supply?
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What kind of dimwitted
boss gives somebody a
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heat sensor to hunt a
cold-blooded animal?
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(spy boss v.o.)
Evening, Dancing Shadow.
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What's the latest on
Operation Dino Storm?
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Going great sir,
thanks for asking!
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(spy boss v.o.)
Listen, I just got off the
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phone with Homeland Security.
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They say if the government's
involvement with this dinosaur
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comes out, we're looking
at a P.R. nightmare.
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Well then I guess I better get
off the phone and do my job.
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(spy boss v.o.)
Hey!
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There's no need to get snarky.
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I don't think I've ever been to
this part of the valley before.
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Where are we, Tarzana?
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She must have come this way.
All the fish were terrified.
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I think we're going nowhere fast
with this trout whisperer.
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What are you talking about?
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Mel's got eveything
under control.
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That's it!
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This guy's a total nutjob.
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Look, Mel, you're a nice
guy with an odd handshake,
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but I think we need to
go our separate ways.
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Fine, but I'm going that way.
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So, Ben, we're not telling Elise
about any of this, right?
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That depends.
What's it worth to ya?
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Shhh! There she is.
And there she is.
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Alright, I need three helpers.
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Any volunteers?
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Remember, it'll take
all three arrows to
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put this beast down for a nap.
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00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,161
Easy enough.
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00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,062
It's always easy enough.
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00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:21,132
Until a Gila Monster takes
a bite out of your brain.
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00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,842
Hey baby, wanna go for a ride?
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00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:39,751
Woo-hoo!
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Safe enough boys!
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00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:42,587
Now put her down!
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00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,160
Ha! That'll teach
you to hit and run.
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ROARS!!!
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00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,131
Anytime Chris...
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00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:02,273
Shoot her! Shoot her!
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00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,541
Anytime Ben...
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00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,185
ROAR!!!
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Chris?
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00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,937
(elise old Lady Voice)
Well, I can't say for sure that
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00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,505
they were a street gang,
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00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,574
but they all wore the
same color shirt.
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00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,943
And carried machine guns.
273
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,813
Ma'am, you must be aware of
the swirling rumors of a live
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00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:44,148
dinosaur being involved
in this incident.
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00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,750
What do you say to that?
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(laughs in old lady voice)
A dinosaur?
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00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,188
Honey, I'm old, but
I'm not that old.
278
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,557
This was done by
teenaged hoodlums.
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00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:56,227
And there's nothing we should be
more afraid of than teenagers.
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ROAR!
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00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,201
This is it folks!
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00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,636
The moment every
journalist dreams of!
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00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:08,506
A real live dinosaur!
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00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,576
Stay tuned as I try to get
an exclusive interview.
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00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,310
ROARING!!!
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00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,688
(into a megaphone)
Alright, we're ready
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00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,857
to hear your demands.
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00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,796
Poor Chris.
289
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,765
I should have been
nicer to him.
290
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,733
We all should have
been nicer to him.
291
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,236
Now what happens if
I need a kidney?
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00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,504
You know what?
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00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,838
Maybe he's in a better place.
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00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:44,075
(chis echo)
HELP!
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00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,747
I've considered every option
and it seems there is only
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00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,150
one way to make things right.
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00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,018
We have to eat the dinosaur.
298
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,954
Wait a minute! What?
299
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,289
She ate Chris.
It's only fair.
300
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:02,060
Well, this plan's gone
straight down the gurgler.
301
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,261
Killing an innocent creature?
302
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,797
Sorry, but I'm no butcher.
303
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,132
Not since I retired
from being a butcher.
304
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,901
Fine! You're fired!
305
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,302
You can't fire me!
306
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,472
Not unless you work for
Animal World Studios.
307
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,440
You don't Do you?
308
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,374
I do not.
309
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,910
Then bug off!
310
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,813
Don't worry, Dan.
311
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,348
I'll help you kill
that dinosaur.
312
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,150
It'll be my chance to
make it up to Chris.
313
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,720
After your little disappearing
act at the museum?
314
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,688
I don't think so.
315
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,423
You're going to stay in this car
316
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,226
and think about what
you didn't do.
317
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:40,965
You want me to kill it?
318
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,034
What happened to humanely
capture?
319
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,902
The people need to
know their government
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00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,237
can protect them
from all enemies.
321
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,873
Be it foreign, domestic,
or prehistoric.
322
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,610
But, Sir, that
doesn't seem moral.
323
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,312
Neither is selling guns to
Third World Countries.
324
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,113
What's your point?
325
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,587
SMACK!
326
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,955
What are you doing here?
327
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:07,025
I'm about to make that
dinosaur extinct.
328
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,126
Again.
329
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,661
Go home, Dan.
Let me handle it.
330
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:14,665
You? The only thing I trust
you to kill is the mood.
331
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,067
Actually, I have a
pretty good plan.
332
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:19,170
My only problem is I don't know
how to get into Burgerphile.
333
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,973
Interesting. I happen to
be very well acquainted
334
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,475
with Burgerphile's
secret entrances.
335
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,744
My problem is I
have no idea what
336
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,047
I'm gonna do once I get inside.
337
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,684
When this is all over,
338
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,821
I'm seriously going to
consider taking a vacation.
339
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,556
Speaking of which, next
weekend Chris and I
340
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,758
are going the state fair, so
don't expect to see him.
341
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,795
Oh gosh.
342
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,831
Elise, there's one tiny thing
I should probably mention...
343
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:51,202
Um...State fairs are fun.
344
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,944
Wow, Dan. Your unhealthy
obsession with this place has
345
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,546
finally paid off.
346
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,748
Yep. I'm pretty great.
347
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,141
Whoa.
348
00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:14,525
Where'd you get that bomb?
349
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,528
Uh, family heirloom.
350
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,933
Typical. I get a gravy
boat, you get a bomb.
351
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,119
I can't believe I'm doing this.
352
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:44,722
Nuh-uh. You can't
believe I'm doing this.
353
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,726
You think you're cold blooded?
354
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,209
I can't do it.
355
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,111
What are you talking about?
356
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,646
Look at her.
357
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:13,284
Watching TV, eating burgers,
general misanthropy.
358
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,820
Who does she remind you of?
359
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,223
Me! Maybe Tyra and I
aren't so different.
360
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:23,394
We both just want to eat,
watch TV, and be left alone.
361
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,729
We're simple creatures,
362
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:28,799
out of place in this
crazy futuristic world.
363
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,669
There goes my Christmas bonus.
364
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,274
Sorry mates. I can't
let you kill her.
365
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,942
Well, you wasted your time.
366
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,744
We already decided not to.
367
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,212
Good.
368
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:42,679
Because I need her alive so
I can exploit her on the
369
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,215
freak show circuit.
370
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,185
I got a three-armed monkey,
y'know.
371
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,121
I'm afraid I can't let you do
that.
372
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:53,057
Do you really want this to get
ugly, mate?
373
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,661
Back off, Sheila.
374
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,509
Bet I'm the toughest
Kiwi you ever met!
375
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,046
CRASH!
376
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,487
Taught him everything he knows.
377
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,890
(officer o.s. into megaphone)
Hey! Who's up there?
378
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,327
You're not supposed
to be up there!
379
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,630
You want to save her?
380
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,533
We've got one shot.
381
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,268
(elise into radio)
Calling all units,
382
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,002
calling all units, a squad
of bikini models is being
383
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,838
held hostage inside
a donut shop.
384
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,541
Proceed with caution.
385
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,448
Head south.
386
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,683
I hear Argentina is a safe
haven for dinosaurs.
387
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,792
So, I guess we won't have
Chris's body for his funeral.
388
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,160
We won't have what?!
389
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,129
Oh...um...
390
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,197
DAN!
391
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:08,532
Okay, funny story.
392
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:11,168
I promise, years from
now, we'll all look back
393
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,336
on this and laugh.
394
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,805
Well, not Chris. He's dead.
395
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,773
oh my g--
396
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:20,845
(chris O.S.)
Dan! Elise! I'm down here.
397
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,347
Who wants to know
where I've been?
398
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,453
THUMP THUMP
399
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,732
ROARS!!!!!!!
400
00:21:41,782 --> 00:21:46,332
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