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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,714 Where's your deadbeat husband? 2 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,316 He's not answering his phone. 3 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:20,719 Dan, those painting kits were for the orphans' hospital! 4 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,389 Why do they have orphans running a hospital? 5 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,691 There's no parental supervision! 6 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:29,128 Just point me to Chris and you'll never know I was here. 7 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,730 I think Chris is just working late. 8 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,265 Do I look stupid to you? 9 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,767 Tell me where he is. 10 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:37,970 He promised to help me plan Mr. Mumbles birthday party. 11 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,038 Don't take this the wrong way, 12 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,540 but I'm not going to tell you where he is. 13 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,975 What?! Why not? 14 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:45,644 Wherever Chris is, if he didn't invite you, 15 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,946 it's because he didn't want you there. 16 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:50,082 You have to learn boundaries. 17 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:54,920 Ugh!...Fine. But I'm using your bathroom. 18 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,043 Huh. 19 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:21,480 This wasn't here three days ago. 20 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:26,752 Dan! Boundaries. 21 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:30,589 I'll see you soon. 22 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,025 Dan! 23 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:53,245 Hey! Watch the car! 24 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:55,481 Dan? 25 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:03,021 Why are you wasting time at a stupid golf place? 26 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:06,158 Mr. Mumbles' birthday party is 48 hours away 27 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,726 and we don't even have a theme. 28 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,995 I'm not wasting time, I'm playing golf. 29 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,581 It's my new hobby! 30 00:02:12,582 --> 00:02:15,166 For the last time, your hobby is being my sidekick! 31 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,536 Hey C-man, is this vagrant bothering you? 32 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,906 Uh, no sir. Dan, this is my boss, Mr. Bainbridge. 33 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,475 Mr. Bainbridge, this is my impertinent friend, Dan. 34 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:27,579 Son, that's not why it's called a driving range. 35 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:34,019 Chris, I'm going to count to 3. 1... 36 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:39,024 Who did that?! I want a name! 37 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:44,363 GOLF!!! 38 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,788 Nobody move! 39 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,823 Or they get the bat! 40 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:30,142 Wow, Chris! You're a natural born golfer. 41 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:40,452 Give me the wedge. 42 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:43,021 I don't see no wedge, mate. 43 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,224 Nothing in here but golf clubs. 44 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,767 Aye aye?...this be him... 45 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:59,438 No, I already get long distance service. 46 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,841 Yes, I'll hear you out. 47 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,346 Five strokes, right? 48 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:11,450 Aye, sir. 49 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,784 Um, I had three. 50 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,052 What did ye say? 51 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:16,355 Huh? 52 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,657 Nay, I will not accept a bribe from ye! 53 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,225 What's going on here? 54 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:25,597 This hooligan tried to pay me to raise his score. 55 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,633 You mean lower his score? 56 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,668 Um, sure. 57 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,470 That's ridiculous. 58 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,772 I completely agree. 59 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,875 Why would you pay your caddy to lower your score? 60 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,277 He should do it for free. 61 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,878 What? That's cheating! 62 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,179 Dan, knock it off. 63 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:45,350 Who's Dan? I'm Scotty...the Scot. 64 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,486 Just go home. 65 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:51,590 Not until you quit playing golf forever! 66 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:54,726 Chris, what is your impertinent friend doing here? 67 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,795 Stay out of this, fancy pants. 68 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,697 This is between me and Chris. 69 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,366 And security. 70 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:08,340 You'll never take me alive! 71 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:12,177 (muttering to himself) Stupid golf... Stupid Chris... 72 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:15,147 always shirking his responsibilities... 73 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,515 He should be here helping me... 74 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,050 Hello, my good man. 75 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:21,753 I would like to purchase your finest birthday cake. 76 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,021 For a cat. 77 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:28,126 I've got a gorgeous seven layer sardine with liver frosting. 78 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,128 I'll take it! 79 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:37,436 You're in luck. It's on sale. Only two hundred big ones. 80 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:40,505 Two hundred-- For a cake?! 81 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,909 I grind the liver myself. 82 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:47,179 What do you have in the five dollar range? 83 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,948 Hmm...Just this sack of bird seed. 84 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:53,385 Yeah, maybe I'll buy it. 85 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,455 Or maybe I'll-- SEEDS! 86 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,457 What's wrong with you? 87 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:08,433 Who needs Chris? I can handle myself. 88 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:10,402 Liver! 89 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,411 Is this yours? 90 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:22,247 Hello Elise. Or should I say, "ahoy". 91 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,849 What's with the suit? 92 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,184 It was my uncle's. He was buried in it. 93 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,419 That is disgusting. 94 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:31,590 Elise, I'm in the middle of an epic struggle to exorcise 95 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:35,961 Chris of a demon named golf. 96 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,829 I could use a sidekick. 97 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,699 So, if you can put your unfounded hatred of me 98 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:45,871 aside just this once, maybe we can still save your husband. 99 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:48,407 Golf is one of the best things that's ever happened to Chris. 100 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:51,076 He's really enjoying spending time with his boss. 101 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,412 I know you're jealous that he's got a new buddy-- 102 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:56,982 He's not a buddy, Elise. He's a golf buddy. 103 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,417 Which should concern you. 104 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:01,853 Soon Chris will be just like every other golfer- 105 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:05,490 spending all of his time playing golf, talking golf, 106 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,559 watching golf movies. 107 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,462 And one day, you won't even have a husband. 108 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,097 He'll be a victim of... 109 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:17,135 ... golf, the deadly killer. 110 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,805 Dan, as usual, you are overreacting. 111 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,206 Overreacting?! 112 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,608 I'll show you- 113 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,111 Is that a text from Chris? What's it say? 114 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,412 Has he come to his senses? 115 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,014 Is he giving up golf? 116 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,849 Spill the beans, woman. 117 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:34,252 Um, Chris and I were supposed to volunteer together 118 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:37,088 at the orphans' hospital today, but he's cancelling 119 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,224 to go to play another round with his boss. 120 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:42,561 And so it begins. 121 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:45,730 Dan, it's just one night. It's no big deal. 122 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:48,900 If you want me to handle this myself, fine. 123 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,536 But we might have been the best golf-stopping 124 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,238 duo to ever live. 125 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,907 We'll never know, because-- 126 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:59,344 --"I'm overreacting." 127 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,270 Hey! 128 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:28,039 Did you do that? 129 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,309 Me? No way! My name's Dan. 130 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,545 Then what's with the spray paint? 131 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:39,751 I...was going to fix it. Make it say "I'm down with golf." 132 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,921 You know, something positive for the kids. 133 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,557 Yo, I got that. Nigel! 134 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,460 Anything we can do about this mess? 135 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:51,062 Wow. Cool sidekick! 136 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,131 I should make Chris wear a tux. 137 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,300 Thanks man. He's my butler. 138 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,069 Prescott Richman IV. 139 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,171 Dan, the first. 140 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,407 Man, just watching him scrub those lockers 141 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:04,075 makes my back ache. 142 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:07,245 What do you say we get some massages, huh? 143 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,916 Hey, you! 144 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,484 Elise! Hi. 145 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,719 You missed a great time at the hospital. 146 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,355 I know we're not supposed to, but I am getting awfully 147 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,124 attached to little Susie. 148 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,892 That's great, honey. Listen-- 149 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,896 It's amazing how people really can live in just five rooms. 150 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,032 Hi, you must be Chris's boss. 151 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,200 Elise. I've heard a lot about you. 152 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:32,203 Spencer Bainbridge. Never heard of you. 153 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,239 Mr. Bainbridge was dropping me off and decided to see 154 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,740 how normal people live. 155 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,743 And now I'd like to see how normal people eat. 156 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,145 What's for dinner? 157 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,585 Ahhhh... 158 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:50,455 Dan...dude...You gotta loosen up. 159 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,091 This is as loose as I g-- 160 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,928 Ahhhh.... 161 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:00,632 Chris, what is your secret for never, I mean NEVER, 162 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,101 hitting the sand trap on the fifth hole? 163 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,970 Well, while most people 164 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:07,572 would use a six iron, I use a nine. 165 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:10,075 That's brilliant! 166 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,576 How did you come up with that? 167 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:14,579 Well, I..I thought the nine was an upside down six. 168 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,381 I once played mini golf at a bachelorette party. 169 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,582 That's great, Elise. 170 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,385 So I was wondering, do you ever use a flop shot 171 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,754 on the seventh fairway if you have a chance to eagle? 172 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:26,157 Chris, did you remember to pick up the balloons for tomorrow? 173 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,927 The orphans' Hospital is putting on a music festival, 174 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,462 "Hip Hop for Hope." 175 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,896 Oh, that reminds me. 176 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:34,799 There's a tournament tomorrow at Fine Pines. 177 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,669 And guess who I signed up? I'll give you a hint. 178 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,538 It's not your wife, whose name I already forgot. 179 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,141 It's me! Elise, did you hear that? 180 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,810 But Chris, the festival is tomorrow. 181 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,679 You promised you'd be my hype man. 182 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,347 I didn't even tell you the Best part. 183 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:52,384 If a non-member takes first in the tournament, they win 184 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,919 membership to the club! 185 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:55,887 Membership?! 186 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,690 I could go to the buffet for every meal... 187 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,625 Chris, think of the children. 188 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:04,129 Oh Come on, Elise, sick children will always be there. 189 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,964 Chris getting a shot at membership is a 190 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:09,434 once in a year opportunity. 191 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,636 Fine. Go play. 192 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,838 Yuss! 193 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,376 --but even though Nigel almost got eaten by a lion, 194 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,645 it was probably my best birthday ever. 195 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,548 That does sound like a good birthday. 196 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,250 (elise o.s.) Hors devours? 197 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,352 No, thanks. I'm pretty full. 198 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,822 (elise o.s.) I really think you should have one. 199 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,043 OK, Dan. 200 00:11:35,044 --> 00:11:36,460 I never thought I'd say this, but you were right. 201 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,164 We need to break Chris of his golf habit. 202 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:39,998 ...Eh. 203 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,232 What do you mean, "eh?" 204 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,935 I mean a few hours ago I would have agreed with you. 205 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:47,338 But now, I see golf for what it really is. 206 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:51,142 Massages, jaccuzzis,and my new friend, 207 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,178 Prescott Richman IV. 208 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:57,015 You really think some rich slob can replace Chris? 209 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,517 Can and has. 210 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,288 Dan! There you are! 211 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,990 Nigel almost went looking for you. 212 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,026 Hey, Pres, after the jacuzzi, 213 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,695 let's go shopping for my cat's birthday party. 214 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,098 Sorry, I've got a blimp regatta in an hour. 215 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,768 Plus, I'm more of a dog person. 216 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:26,945 Alright, I've decided to accept you as my sidekick. 217 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,854 You sure you're OK with me missing the Hip Hop for Hope? 218 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:40,625 I told you, I'm over it. Just have a good game. 219 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,009 Game on. 220 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:09,988 About time! 221 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,958 The first rule of being a sidekick is punctuality. 222 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,494 'm not your sidekick, Dan. 223 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:20,465 At least you followed the second rule. SUPPLIES! 224 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:24,035 Hey, nice blinky thing. 225 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,904 Don't touch anything. 226 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,406 Half this stuff isn't supposed to exist yet. 227 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,342 You handle the easy part. I'll take care of the rest. 228 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,378 You think winning a golf tournament is easy?! 229 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,480 It is when you have this. 230 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,482 Gimme! Gimme! Let me play! 231 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,654 You know something, Chris? 232 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,490 I have every confidence in the world that you are going 233 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,292 to win this thing. 234 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,494 Thanks, sir, that means a lot. 235 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,531 Which is why I put a rather large wager on you doing so. 236 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,233 What? How large? 237 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,236 Oh, Chris, I could tell you the number, but it would only 238 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:03,842 make your life seem that much more insignificant. 239 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,244 Dan? 240 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,080 Can you let me out here, actually? 241 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,215 Dan, I told you! 242 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,650 There is nothing you can do to make me quit golf. 243 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,720 Quit golf? Why would I want you to quit golf? 244 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:19,057 I love golf. Why else would I play in the tournament? 245 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,159 You're playing in the tournament? 246 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,328 What's your angle? 247 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:28,166 If you must know,I too have found a new,rich best friend. 248 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:32,637 So,goodbye Chris. Goodbye forever. 249 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,606 I... I don't believe you. 250 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:38,943 What up, D-man! I brought you a present. 251 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:43,114 Nigel! 252 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,284 Wow. Thanks, P-man. 253 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:50,154 This is the best gift anyone has ever given me. 254 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,123 (golf announcer o.s.) Up next, Richman IV 255 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,725 and Dan I. 256 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,227 May the best Dan win. 257 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:08,172 Hey! Watch where you're going! 258 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:31,362 Golf is so easy. 259 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:37,969 Nigel! 260 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,873 Nigel...the aluminum driver. 261 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:54,585 Whoo! Yeah! Way to go me! 262 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,461 Nice shot, sir. 263 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,664 Make sure yours is nicer. 264 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:41,332 Keep it up. 265 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,340 Way to drop the ball, Elise. 266 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,842 I didn't drop anything. 267 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:51,943 I got bumped. 268 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:53,778 Excuses, excuses. 269 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,947 You sidekicks are all the same. 270 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,522 Alright, my boy, you've made it. The last hole. 271 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,892 The concluding cup. The final exam. 272 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,128 Now, I don't want to put any more pressure on you-- 273 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:17,995 Thank you sir. 274 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,964 I'm already kind of nervous. 275 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,333 --but if you don't finish this course in three strokes 276 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,169 or less, you will blow the biggest opportunity 277 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,806 of your life. 278 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,141 Also, I doubled my wager. 279 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:45,223 Come on, Chris! 280 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,363 Come on, Chris. 281 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:56,134 Now who's the sidekick. 282 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:06,244 Whoa, that felt like a big one. 283 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:09,447 Okay you're 200 yards to the cup. 284 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,049 Don't forget to account for the spontaneous winds 285 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:17,688 and still rumbling earth. Don't mess this up! 286 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,688 What on earth? 287 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:55,526 Is that... birdseed? 288 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:09,240 (golf announcer) First place goes to Dan I! 289 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,174 Yes! 290 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,345 Hey, it's Elise. Tell little Susie I'll be there in 291 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:18,783 time for The freestyle rap battle! 292 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:22,086 Well sir, the important thing is we had fun. 293 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,722 You're fired! 294 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,425 Aw. 295 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,602 Congratulations on your new membership. 296 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,971 Huh? What'd you do that for? 297 00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:42,039 Because golf is stupid. 298 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,275 What?! You said you liked golf. 299 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,411 Psh. All part of my clever plan. 300 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,348 Multiple sidekicks, lots of double crossing, 301 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,285 80 pounds of bird seed. But in the end, it was all 302 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:58,222 worth it to watch my friend kick a dirty habit. 303 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:01,626 Wow. You really put a lot of effort into this. 304 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,061 Of course. 305 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,495 That's the whole point. Getting what you want 306 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,665 shouldn't be as easy as telling your butler or caddy 307 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,568 to do it for you. You gotta earn it. 308 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,637 So, what should we do now? 309 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:16,907 Well, there's this event I promised to help out with. 310 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,487 Is that sardines? 311 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,523 And liver. 312 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,592 I like it. 313 00:21:34,642 --> 00:21:39,192 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22494

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