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Where's your deadbeat husband?
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He's not answering his phone.
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Dan, those painting kits were
for the orphans' hospital!
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Why do they have orphans
running a hospital?
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There's no parental
supervision!
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Just point me to Chris and
you'll never know I was here.
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I think Chris is
just working late.
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Do I look stupid to you?
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Tell me where he is.
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He promised to help me plan
Mr. Mumbles birthday party.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but I'm not going to
tell you where he is.
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What?! Why not?
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Wherever Chris is, if
he didn't invite you,
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it's because he didn't
want you there.
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You have to learn
boundaries.
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Ugh!...Fine. But I'm
using your bathroom.
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Huh.
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This wasn't here
three days ago.
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Dan! Boundaries.
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I'll see you soon.
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Dan!
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Hey! Watch the car!
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Dan?
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Why are you wasting time
at a stupid golf place?
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Mr. Mumbles' birthday
party is 48 hours away
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and we don't even have a theme.
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I'm not wasting time,
I'm playing golf.
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It's my new hobby!
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For the last time, your
hobby is being my sidekick!
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Hey C-man, is this
vagrant bothering you?
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Uh, no sir. Dan, this is
my boss, Mr. Bainbridge.
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Mr. Bainbridge, this is my
impertinent friend, Dan.
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Son, that's not why it's
called a driving range.
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Chris, I'm going to count
to 3. 1...
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Who did that?!
I want a name!
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GOLF!!!
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Nobody move!
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Or they get the bat!
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Wow, Chris! You're a
natural born golfer.
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Give me the wedge.
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I don't see no wedge, mate.
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Nothing in here but golf clubs.
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Aye aye?...this be him...
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No, I already get long
distance service.
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Yes, I'll hear you out.
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Five strokes, right?
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Aye, sir.
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Um, I had three.
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What did ye say?
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Huh?
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Nay, I will not accept
a bribe from ye!
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What's going on here?
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This hooligan tried to pay me to
raise his score.
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You mean lower his score?
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Um, sure.
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That's ridiculous.
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I completely agree.
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Why would you pay your
caddy to lower your score?
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He should do it
for free.
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What?
That's cheating!
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Dan, knock it off.
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Who's Dan? I'm
Scotty...the Scot.
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Just go home.
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Not until you quit
playing golf forever!
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Chris, what is your impertinent
friend doing here?
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Stay out of this, fancy pants.
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This is between me and Chris.
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And security.
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You'll never take me alive!
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(muttering to himself)
Stupid golf... Stupid Chris...
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always shirking his
responsibilities...
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He should be here helping me...
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Hello, my good man.
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I would like to purchase
your finest birthday cake.
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For a cat.
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I've got a gorgeous seven layer
sardine with liver frosting.
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I'll take it!
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You're in luck. It's on sale.
Only two hundred big ones.
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Two hundred--
For a cake?!
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I grind the
liver myself.
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What do you have in the
five dollar range?
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Hmm...Just this
sack of bird seed.
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Yeah, maybe I'll buy it.
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Or maybe I'll-- SEEDS!
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What's wrong with you?
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Who needs Chris?
I can handle myself.
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Liver!
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Is this yours?
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Hello Elise. Or should
I say, "ahoy".
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What's with the suit?
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It was my uncle's.
He was buried in it.
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That is disgusting.
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Elise, I'm in the middle of
an epic struggle to exorcise
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Chris of a demon named golf.
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I could use a sidekick.
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So, if you can put your
unfounded hatred of me
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aside just this once, maybe we
can still save your husband.
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Golf is one of the best things
that's ever happened to Chris.
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He's really enjoying spending
time with his boss.
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I know you're jealous that
he's got a new buddy--
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He's not a buddy, Elise.
He's a golf buddy.
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Which should concern you.
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Soon Chris will be just
like every other golfer-
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spending all of his time
playing golf, talking golf,
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watching golf movies.
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And one day, you won't
even have a husband.
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He'll be a victim of...
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... golf, the deadly killer.
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Dan, as usual, you are
overreacting.
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Overreacting?!
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I'll show you-
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Is that a text from
Chris? What's it say?
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Has he come to his senses?
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Is he giving up golf?
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Spill the beans, woman.
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Um, Chris and I were supposed
to volunteer together
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at the orphans' hospital
today, but he's cancelling
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to go to play another
round with his boss.
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And so it begins.
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Dan, it's just one night.
It's no big deal.
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If you want me to handle
this myself, fine.
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But we might have been
the best golf-stopping
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duo to ever live.
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We'll never know, because--
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--"I'm overreacting."
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Hey!
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Did you do that?
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Me? No way! My name's Dan.
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Then what's with
the spray paint?
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I...was going to fix it. Make
it say "I'm down with golf."
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You know, something
positive for the kids.
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Yo, I got that. Nigel!
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Anything we can do
about this mess?
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Wow. Cool sidekick!
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I should make Chris
wear a tux.
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Thanks man. He's my butler.
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Prescott Richman IV.
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Dan, the first.
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Man, just watching him
scrub those lockers
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makes my back ache.
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What do you say we get some
massages, huh?
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Hey, you!
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Elise! Hi.
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You missed a great
time at the hospital.
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I know we're not supposed to,
but I am getting awfully
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attached to little Susie.
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That's great, honey.
Listen--
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It's amazing how people really
can live in just five rooms.
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Hi, you must be Chris's boss.
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Elise. I've heard
a lot about you.
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Spencer Bainbridge.
Never heard of you.
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Mr. Bainbridge was dropping
me off and decided to see
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how normal people live.
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And now I'd like to see
how normal people eat.
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What's for dinner?
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Ahhhh...
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Dan...dude...You
gotta loosen up.
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This is as loose as I g--
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Ahhhh....
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Chris, what is your secret
for never, I mean NEVER,
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hitting the sand trap
on the fifth hole?
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Well, while most people
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would use a six
iron, I use a nine.
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That's brilliant!
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How did you come up
with that?
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Well, I..I thought the nine
was an upside down six.
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I once played mini golf
at a bachelorette party.
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That's great, Elise.
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So I was wondering, do
you ever use a flop shot
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on the seventh fairway if
you have a chance to eagle?
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Chris, did you remember to pick
up the balloons for tomorrow?
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The orphans' Hospital is
putting on a music festival,
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"Hip Hop for Hope."
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Oh, that reminds me.
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There's a tournament
tomorrow at Fine Pines.
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And guess who I signed up?
I'll give you a hint.
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It's not your wife, whose
name I already forgot.
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It's me! Elise, did
you hear that?
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But Chris, the
festival is tomorrow.
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You promised you'd
be my hype man.
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I didn't even tell
you the Best part.
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If a non-member takes first
in the tournament, they win
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membership to the club!
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Membership?!
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I could go to the buffet
for every meal...
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Chris, think of the
children.
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Oh Come on, Elise, sick
children will always be there.
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Chris getting a shot
at membership is a
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once in a year opportunity.
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Fine. Go play.
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Yuss!
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--but even though Nigel
almost got eaten by a lion,
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it was probably my
best birthday ever.
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That does sound
like a good birthday.
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(elise o.s.)
Hors devours?
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No, thanks.
I'm pretty full.
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(elise o.s.) I really think
you should have one.
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OK, Dan.
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I never thought I'd say
this, but you were right.
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We need to break Chris
of his golf habit.
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...Eh.
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What do you mean, "eh?"
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I mean a few hours ago I
would have agreed with you.
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But now, I see golf for
what it really is.
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Massages, jaccuzzis,and
my new friend,
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Prescott Richman IV.
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You really think some rich
slob can replace Chris?
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Can and has.
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Dan! There you are!
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Nigel almost went
looking for you.
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Hey, Pres, after the jacuzzi,
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let's go shopping for my
cat's birthday party.
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Sorry, I've got a blimp
regatta in an hour.
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Plus, I'm more of
a dog person.
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Alright, I've decided to
accept you as my sidekick.
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You sure you're OK with me
missing the Hip Hop for Hope?
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I told you, I'm over it.
Just have a good game.
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Game on.
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About time!
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The first rule of being a
sidekick is punctuality.
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'm not your
sidekick, Dan.
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At least you followed the
second rule. SUPPLIES!
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Hey, nice blinky thing.
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Don't touch anything.
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Half this stuff isn't
supposed to exist yet.
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You handle the easy part. I'll
take care of the rest.
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You think winning a golf
tournament is easy?!
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It is when you have this.
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Gimme! Gimme! Let me play!
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You know something, Chris?
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I have every confidence in
the world that you are going
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to win this thing.
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Thanks, sir, that means a lot.
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Which is why I put a rather
large wager on you doing so.
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What? How large?
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Oh, Chris, I could tell you
the number, but it would only
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make your life seem that much
more insignificant.
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Dan?
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Can you let me out
here, actually?
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Dan, I told you!
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There is nothing you can
do to make me quit golf.
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Quit golf? Why would I
want you to quit golf?
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I love golf. Why else would
I play in the tournament?
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You're playing in
the tournament?
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What's your angle?
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If you must know,I too have
found a new,rich best friend.
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So,goodbye Chris.
Goodbye forever.
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I... I don't believe you.
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What up, D-man!
I brought you a present.
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Nigel!
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Wow. Thanks, P-man.
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This is the best gift
anyone has ever given me.
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(golf announcer o.s.)
Up next, Richman IV
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and Dan I.
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May the best Dan win.
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Hey! Watch where
you're going!
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Golf is so easy.
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Nigel!
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Nigel...the
aluminum driver.
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Whoo! Yeah!
Way to go me!
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Nice shot, sir.
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Make sure yours is
nicer.
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Keep it up.
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Way to drop the ball, Elise.
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I didn't drop anything.
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I got bumped.
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Excuses, excuses.
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You sidekicks are
all the same.
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Alright, my boy, you've
made it. The last hole.
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The concluding cup.
The final exam.
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Now, I don't want to put
any more pressure on you--
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Thank you sir.
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I'm already kind of nervous.
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--but if you don't finish
this course in three strokes
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or less, you will blow
the biggest opportunity
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of your life.
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Also, I doubled my wager.
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Come on, Chris!
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Come on, Chris.
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Now who's the sidekick.
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Whoa, that felt
like a big one.
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Okay you're 200
yards to the cup.
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Don't forget to account
for the spontaneous winds
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and still rumbling earth.
Don't mess this up!
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What on earth?
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Is that... birdseed?
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(golf announcer)
First place goes to Dan I!
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Yes!
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Hey, it's Elise. Tell little
Susie I'll be there in
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time for The freestyle
rap battle!
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Well sir, the important
thing is we had fun.
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You're fired!
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Aw.
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Congratulations on your
new membership.
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Huh? What'd you do that for?
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Because golf is stupid.
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What?! You said you liked golf.
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Psh. All part of
my clever plan.
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Multiple sidekicks, lots
of double crossing,
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80 pounds of bird seed.
But in the end, it was all
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worth it to watch my friend
kick a dirty habit.
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Wow. You really put a lot
of effort into this.
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Of course.
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That's the whole point.
Getting what you want
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shouldn't be as easy as
telling your butler or caddy
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to do it for you.
You gotta earn it.
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00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,637
So, what should we do now?
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Well, there's this event I
promised to help out with.
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Is that sardines?
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And liver.
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I like it.
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