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(mr. mumbles)
Moww.
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Listen, I want to start
our marathon of
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"Pay Cable Prison Drama" too,
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but Chris has been looking
forward to this almost as long
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as I have and I
promised we'd wait.
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(mr. mumbles agreeing)
Mrow.
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What is this garbage?
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Ugh.
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(t.v. announcer)
welcome...to the smooth lane.
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Cancelled.
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(t.v. announcer)
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-Italia' gives us an insight
into ballet's very-
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(answering machine)
Hi, this is Chris-
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Chris! Get over here--
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(answering machine)
and i'm not in right now.
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(answering machine)
so leave a message!--
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(answering machine beeps)
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Where are you?
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We were supposed to be
watching a marathon of
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'Pay Cable Prison Drama'!
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Mr. Mumbles and I
can't wait anymore,
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especially since my
TV has been hijacked
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by this dancing nonsense.
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Do you know what a cellie would
do if you punked him like this?
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A shanking, sir! Now you
dance your way over-
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(the machine beeps)
You're beeping me?
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Nobody beeps me!
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You stay here Mr. Mumbles.
I'm going to go hit Chris
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where he lives-- his house.
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What are you doing, you moron?
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One man flash mob, bra.
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A "mob" implies a group.
You are but a lone dumdum.
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Hey! Get off of my car!
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You'd better run!
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Alright!It's like I finally know
what childbirth feels like!
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What is going on with all
this dancing malarky?
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Chris too?!
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WHAT are you doing?
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Dancing!
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Dan!
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WE'RE practicing for
'Swing til the Spring',
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an endurance swing
dance contest.
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You are not invited.
Get out of our house.
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Hey!
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DANCING!!!
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Unhand me, you
Sasquatchian donkey!
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Can you calm down?
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Can you shut up?
I've come to claim Chris.
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He promised me his time.
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I said 'maybe'.
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Well, you can't have him.
I'm using him right now.
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You two know I'm a independent
individual, right?
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I can say no to both of you
right now if I want to.
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I'm getting a lemon
bar...
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Madam, it is one thing to
debase yourself with dance,
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but to involve an innocent
like Chris is deplorable.
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All right, you know...
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There is nothing
"base" about dance.
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It is a beautiful combination
of body, soul, rhythm, grace
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and discipline, something you
wouldn't know anything about.
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What are you talking about?!
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I'm disciplined!
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Okay. Listen to me very
carefully-- You can either
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leave right now or I can test my
new taser blade on you.
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Taser blade?
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Exactly what it sounds like.
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This isn't over.
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Is that my sharp cheddar?
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OUR sharp cheddar.
And yes.
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I thought you were getting
a lemon bar.
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We're out.
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What are these crumbs
on your shirt?
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Lemon bar...
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Thank you for calling-
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Where's your stupid
dance-a-ma-jig?
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Dan?
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The contest's in Pasadena.
Why?
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No reason.
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Say, is the building part of a
multiple business structure or
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is it a stand-alone?
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It's a stand-alo- hold on.
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Dan, come on, don't
ruin my wife's thing.
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She ruined first!
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Hello?...
Dan?
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Hello! Hello!
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Dan, where are you?
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Where are YOU?
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I'm at your front door.
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(dan to himself)
Now there's some irony....
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(to Chris)
Sorry buddy.
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Mr. Mumbles has refused to open
the door when she's home alone
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since we watched that movie,
'The Kitty Snatchers'.
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You'll just have to wait out
front until I get back.
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Please leave the contest alone.
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This is a really
big deal to Elise.
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Oh, it's a big deal
to Elise, is it?
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In that case- WHO CARES?!
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Look, ever since Elise
was a little girl,
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she's had a single dream.
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To find some big, stupid
guy and ruin his life?
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Mission accomplished.
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She wanted to be a dancer. And
her mom wouldn't let her.
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Yeah, that's called
"parenting."
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They put her into kendo classes,
skeet shooting, cryptology...
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but all she wanted to do was
dance. Now that she's an adult,
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she's been taking lessons
pretty seriously.
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It's her way of reclaiming
her childhood.
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Why would anyone want to do
that? Childhood stinks.
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Dan, promise me you won't
do anything to ruin
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Elise's dance contest.
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What was that?
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Phone reception isn't
great down here-
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bcchhhwa chhhwaachhhwwaa-
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Wait, down where?
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CchQuawa-huh?
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Nevermind. Just wait
where you are.
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I'll be back in a few hours.
Bzzzbzz-badreception
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Elise? I think we
have a problem...
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Maybe he went to
the wrong place.
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Pasadena is lousy
with dance contests.
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Did you just call my
dance contest "lousy?"
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No! I meant-
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Aha!
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Did you bring the canary?
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Check.
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some holes-they're dug very deep
some holes-they show inside the
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weak-some holes are fun to play
around-this hole brings the
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dance contest down-
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(elise os) Dan!
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Not one more swing,
do you hear me?!
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Hold this.
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Hey!
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I am only going to
ask you this once:
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Why are you digging a tunnel
under my dance hall?
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I am weakening the foundation of
this structure so it will be
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red tagged and Chris is
no longer of use to you.
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Don't you lie to me!
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I- wait, that sounded
like the truth.
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And just what are you implying?
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Look, I'm finally going to
live my dream of winning a
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dance competition-
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Wait, winning? You
said "entering."
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-and nothing, I repeat
nothing, is going to stop me.
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You can have Chris
when I'm done.
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How long would I get him for?
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How about a full week?
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A human being. I am an
autonomous human being.
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That does sound
pretty reasonable.
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Unfortunately, plans have
already been set in motion,
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charges have been placed
and, well, I'm no quitter.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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(dan os)
oof!
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Mrrnn...What did
I do last night?
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The last thing I remember
is... Elise!
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I never liked that harpy...
...Better call Chris-
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No phone? No wallet?
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Hey! Where are my keys?!
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Am I in a box?
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Well this isn't good.
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Push through the pain, Chris!
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We need to increase
our cardio!
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(collapsing) Gug.
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Oh come on! Just
10 more minutes.
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Elise?!
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FINE.
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Can we talk about what
happened with Dan?
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His phone's been
going to voicemail.
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I stopped by his apartment
and he wasn't there.
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Plus, when I looked in
the window, Mr. Mumbles
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was looking awfully thin
and she wasn't moving.
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There's nothing to talk
about. Dan's "away".
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That's all that matters.
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Elise?!
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I can't quite put
my finger on it...
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but I don't like the
looks of that guy.
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Hmmm, I wonder if they
know each other?
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What is this? Why doesn't anyone
just carry a gun anymore?
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So this is how it ends?
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For the first time my
horoscope was right...
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Look, after you dropped me off,
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you said you were
taking him home.
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I thought it was weird that we
didn't just drop him off and
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go home together, but you know
I like to give you your space-
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And I love you for that.
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Is Dan okay?
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Well, there are
levels of "okay..."
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What did you do to him?!
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Chris, one of the things I love
about dance is discipline,
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and nobody needs to be
disciplined more than Dan.
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He wanted to fight dancing? I
mailed him to the epicenter
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of fight-dancing. He'll have to
learn discipline to survive.
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Survive?! Wait, fight-dancing?
Wait...Mailed?
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Leave me alone!! No means no!
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You're a long way from
home, peppercino.
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Ahh! Who are you?
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Just an old man.
The last living
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remnant of a once-great
hotbed of the physical arts.
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What? What?!
Where are we?
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The forgotten land of Pembroke.
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Never heard of it.
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Hence, "forgotten land."
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What exactly do you mean by the
"epicenter of fight-dancing"?
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Many years ago, a
culture of dance,
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never before seen in this
hemisphere, descended on a
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small town called Pembroke.
This precipitous happening
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brought a lot of dance
industry jobs to town.
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It became an immediate,
international hub for the
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evolution of dance.
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In fact they called it
"the home of the dance".
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They even had a sign made.
But just as suddenly as the
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movement came, it was gone. And
with it went all of the jobs,
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the hope, and yes, even the
soul of that poor little town,
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leaving behind only a scattered
and direction-less few who,
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eventually... went feral.
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The dance devolved into what
is now known around the
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hushed valleys of the
region as "fight dancing".
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After decades of a savage,
scavenger existence and
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unrepentant inbreeding, the
townsfolk had all collectively
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gone quite mad...
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And you sent Dan there?
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I'm sure he'll fit right
in.
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Those that could, fled.
In my hubris, I was sure
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the town would reclaim
its forgotten glory.
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I chose to stay. What
a fool I was...
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Well, this has been, like
a bonkers amount of fun,
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but I have got to skedaddle.
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You leave now, they'll finish
you off. Look outside.
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Are they about to fight
over... is that carrion?
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Hard to tell from here.
Could be a mating dance.
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Yeesh, grim and grimmer.
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Listen oldie, I need to get out
of here without falling prey
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to those creepy back-up
dancers.
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To do that, you must
defeat the dance, itself.
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To defeat the dance, you
must become the dance!
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I can train you.
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In Pembroke's heyday, I was
their greatest instructor.
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What makes you so great?
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I invented this-
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-shimmyshimmyshimmyshimmyshimmy
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That's uh, yeah
that's wonderful.
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So what do you want
for helping me?
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You must promise to
take me with you.
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Sure, fine.
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All right, Let's see what you've
got.
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? ?
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Elise, I think you've gone too
far.
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He has to learn, Chris.
He'll be fine.
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So when's he be coming home?
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Soon, I'm sure.
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(to herself, quietly)
Unless he's become a plaything
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for a gang of subhuman
dance monsters.
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What ! What was that?
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I said "soon".
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Plie! Rond de jambe! Jete!
Shimmyshimmyshimmy!
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Shave that back!
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00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:33,311
What?! Ow! Ow! All you're
teaching me is how to be angry,
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which I already know!
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Dance IS anger! Grit those
teeth! Fight that rhythm!
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Saut de basque!
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That's it! To defeat the dance-
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I know! You are like a broken
record.
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Keep up, Chris.
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Step, step, back step.
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My ankle hurts. I think I might
have a hairline fracture.
265
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,267
You don't have a
hairline fracture.
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00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,303
I don't know. I don't want
it to get any worse.
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Maybe I should-
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No excuses. Dance.
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You are ready.
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FINALLY. Well, monsters,
ho, I suppose.
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Don't forget! To
defeat the dance-
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Yeah, I got it!
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00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:25,029
Elise, it's been a few days
and still no word from Dan.
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00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,748
Oh?
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00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:28,466
I think I should file a
missing persons report.
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00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,970
I don't think it would do any
good. Pembroke is a lawless
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town where normal
humans fear to tread.
278
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,041
Dan's just going to have to make
it out of there on his own.
279
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,144
It's for his own good. And
ours, a little.
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00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,513
So Dan's just... gone?
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00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,917
Chris, honey, you've got too
much on your mind right now.
282
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:49,888
You need to let some
of this pressure go.
283
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:55,326
Dan is just fine, trust me.
284
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,062
Yes... I will trust you...
285
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,999
You don't worry about
anything except bringing
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home that trophy.
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00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:10,541
Yes... trophies are shiny and I
will bring shiny home to you...
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00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:14,145
That's my big, strong man.
289
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:28,960
Well fellas, it's
about that time.
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00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,863
Let's bourree to the coda.
291
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,617
Well, I guess that couldn't
have been avoided,
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00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,888
given the circumstances. Now,
which way to the highway?
293
00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:03,928
...I'll get you, Elise... and
your little dance contest too.
294
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,598
Hey wait! You said you'd
take me with you.
295
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,101
People say things!
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00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:19,377
Vengeance
is my true north...
297
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,356
We're finally doing this!
298
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,124
Okie Dokie, everything
is in order here.
299
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,225
Who's your alternate?
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00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,344
My what?
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00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,462
Because of the... unfortunate
incident last year and the
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00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:42,066
resulting lawsuits, each team
must have one alternate,
303
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,902
so long as the transition
between partners is seamless.
304
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:49,007
What?! That's outrageous!
We weren't notified!
305
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,275
Perhaps if you had read the
addendum that was mailed to
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00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,528
everyone...
307
00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:55,780
Lady, I pored over every scrap
of paper you people sent me...
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00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,149
If that were true, you would
have known about the alternate.
309
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,917
Do you want me to come
across this desk?
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00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,285
Whoa, okay!
311
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,320
Very sorry.
312
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,023
Don't apologize to her.
313
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,891
They never sent an addendum!
314
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:12,530
Oh! That thing. Yeah, I
think we did get that.
315
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,666
It must have slipped my mind.
Oh well, no biggie, right?
316
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:20,271
You will win me this trophy or
I'll have you swing dancing
317
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:24,208
every other Wednesday from next
Wednesday until the penultimate
318
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,010
Wednesday of your life.
319
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,913
Wait, you said if I did this one
contest with you that was it.
320
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,014
No more.
321
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:33,251
New terms. Think of
it as an addendum.
322
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,219
?
? ?
323
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,088
(mc thru speakers)
Alright cats and canaries,
324
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,423
is everybody ready to swing?
325
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,491
(everyone cheers)
326
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:44,962
(mc cont'd)
ready, set, boogie!
327
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,032
Don't you ruin this for
me.
328
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,667
You're lucky I came
along when I did.
329
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,670
Not too many normals come
around Pembroke these days.
330
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:56,741
Not a safe place for supple
little pumpkin like yourself.
331
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,911
Could you just drive, please?
332
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:14,692
Ahh! My ankle! I think
I broke my ankle!
333
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,761
It's not broken!
Dance it off.
334
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,465
I can't! It hurts so much.
I need to stop.
335
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,733
There is no quitting!
336
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:28,439
Please...
337
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,407
Who are you?
338
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,210
I'm Dan.
339
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:36,214
YOU! Thought you could
be rid of me so easily?
340
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:39,917
Little did you realize you sent
me to the one place where I
341
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,087
could learn the very skills
to vanquish you from this
342
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:49,861
trifling little competition you
hold so dear: Dance-fighting!
343
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:53,898
Shimmyshimmyshimmy.
344
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:58,936
This is the worst pain
I've ever felt!!
345
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,372
NO!! Much worse!
346
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,609
Hey! Let go! I'm not
here to dance WITH you,
347
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,178
I'm here to dance AT you.
348
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,680
Let me go! You think
I won't hit a girl?
349
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:10,548
Wow!!
350
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,617
Okay folks, only
two couples left!
351
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,987
Couple number 2.
Look at them go!
352
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,793
Dan! Did you hear that?
We've almost won!
353
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:26,631
So? I'm going to make you lose
this contest, Miss Priss.
354
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,967
You help me now, you can have
Chris for three solid weeks.
355
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,603
He can sleep on your floor
if you want him to.
356
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,006
(chris os)
You don't own me!
357
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,707
Deal!
358
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,747
Man, I hate dancing.
359
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,816
You're really good at it.
360
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,884
Why do you always say stuff like
you're surprised I'm awesome?
361
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,852
I'm awesome!
362
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,987
Sorry, I just didn't know
you could dance.
363
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,089
Well I had to learn pretty
quickly to survive a
364
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:55,426
desolate wasteland full of
crazed dance monsters.
365
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,128
Hey thanks for that.
366
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,334
And that is that,
eggs and kittens.
367
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,369
Only one couple stands!
368
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:09,740
Congratulations, hep cats, come
on up and collect your trophy!
369
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,643
Oh no! NOOO!
370
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,878
It's like someone is stabbing
me and they just won't stop!
371
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,479
You really shook your
tailfeather out there, mamma.
372
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,647
Nice moves.
373
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,216
Thanks, Kent.
374
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,650
That's not my name.
375
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,651
Whatever.
376
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,253
Yay, trophy!
377
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,355
Well old pal, it looks
like nobody is calling
378
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,690
an ambulance for you.
379
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,725
Why don't YOU just call one?
380
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,228
Take it up with your
phone-jacking lesser half.
381
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:35,366
Now get up. You're mine
for the next three weeks.
382
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:42,006
Ooh. Sorry. I'll uh, I'll
get... somebody.
383
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,609
Glad you could finally
make it, buddy.
384
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,611
Hey, are you out of
those pain meds?.
385
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:51,582
Yeah... Say, where's
Mr. Mumbles, anyway?
386
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,252
And finally tonight, in
our weekly segment,
387
00:20:54,254 --> 00:21:01,425
"Only in Pasadena", Lindy's Hop,
a-Swing dance club, was found
388
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:05,663
to have tunnels dug beneath the
entirety of its foundation.
389
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,165
The structure has
been red tagged.
390
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,434
The owner had this to say:
391
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,571
This is tragic. I don't know
how this could have happened.
392
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,040
Ha ha...
393
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,508
Only in Pasadena, right Lucy?
In celebrity news-
394
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,145
Oh my goodness! This
is horrible!
395
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,214
Good riddance, I say.
396
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:26,917
Oh yeah, I forgot about
those. Ha ha ha.
397
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:29,587
Wait, Elise and I removed
all of the charges.
398
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:35,026
That reminds me. You did tacitly
allow her to Shanghai me.
399
00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:39,830
So...Fight Dance!
400
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:44,430
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