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Ah, come on!
Come on! Come on!
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It's 3:00 in the afternoon!
Don't you people have jobs?
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Helicopter Hal here,
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your traffic correspondent.
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Traffic looks really bad
in all directions!
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Ooh!
Look at all that gridlock!
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Now, that's what I call
job security,
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money in my pocket.
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Whoops. Is this thing on?
Am I on?
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Hello?
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Oh, how do all of you know
when I have to pee?
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I just need to get home.
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Aah! You rubberneckers!
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What are you all gawking at?
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What is causing all this delay?
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If somebody broke down,
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get a bulldozer,
push them onto the median,
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and let 'em fend for themselves!
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A sock?
That's the holdup?
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Come on!
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Just keep cool.
Traffic's moving again.
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Soon you'll be home
in your own bathroom!
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Perfect!
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That's all I need!
You son of--
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...and you'll be able
to see the crater from space!
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Oh, no! Come on!
Bladder emergency!
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So long, suckers!
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I hate everyone.
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What's the big rush?
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Look, Officer,
I had three large sodas
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while watching a movie
called "Rushing Waters,"
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and the bathroom at the dollar
theater was out of order!
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You may go.
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Thank you.
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What the--
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Oh, give me a break.
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Hey! Shepherd!
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Move the flock out of my way!
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Move it! Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no...
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TRAFFIC!!!
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Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone.
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Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone.
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Pick up the phone!
Pick up the phone.
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Thank you for calling
the sales offices of--
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Chris, it's Dan. I need help.
Get over here.
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Yeah, that's a big
"No can do."
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- I'm at the office.
- So?
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So I'm working, for money.
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Tell your organ grinder
to give the hurdy-gurdy a rest!
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We have to do something
about the traffic in this town!
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Boy, tell me about it!
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Do you know how long it took me
to get to work today?
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- Why would I care about that?
- You called me.
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Are you coming over or not?
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Not until they sign my time card.
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Forget it!
You're dead to me!
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That seemed
unnecessarily harsh.
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Hey, sweetie!
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Hi, hon!
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Oh.
What's all that?
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I'm developing a nonlethal,
but debilitating chemical weapon
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for an unnamed government agency.
How was work?
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Fine. Nonlethal?
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Yeah. It's an inhalant
that gives the target
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acute, intense vertigo
for several months,
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thus rendering them unable
to use a weapon effectively,
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but keeping them alive.
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And why are you making it
in our kitchen?
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Officially I never told you this,
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but there was a teensy accident
in the lab today.
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So many mutants.
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Isn't that kind of dangerous
to be mixing chemicals
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in the kitchen,
I mean, where we eat?
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Yes, it is dangerous.
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You are going to have
to be very careful.
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Oh, great. So I can't
come into our own kitchen
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without worrying I'm going to get
some sort of
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mind-debilitating illness?
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I'd like you to know this really
stresses me out!
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I mean, I like-- oh, no!
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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I have vertigo!
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I can't stop falling!
I have--
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That was my ice tea.
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Oh, good.
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Maybe you could go out
and get me another one.
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Of course!
Just let me clean this up!
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Don't touch anything.
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- I'll get it.
- Okay!
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Just go.
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Sorry! Road's closed!
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Reproductive harm could result
if you drive on the 101!
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Move along!
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Excuse me. When will
the highway be open again?
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Never! Move along!
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- Never? But--
- I said move it, jerk-face!
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You never listen!
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That's not fair!
You don't even know me!
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Wait...
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Dan?
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Pfft. No.
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- Dan, it's Chris!
- I know who you are!
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What are you doing?
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I'm closing
all the exits on the 101.
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Soon this road will be mine!
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Dan, get in the car.
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- No.
- Dan!
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Whoops. Time to go!
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- Well, that didn't work.
- Of course not!
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You can't just close off
a major highway
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because you're tired of traffic.
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Stupid police.
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If they didn't have
the law on their side...
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And guns, and numbers.
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Hmm, so you're saying step one
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is to destroy the police.
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Okay, A: I didn't say that,
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and, B: that sounds
really illegal.
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If you hate traffic,
why don't you just take the bus?
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If I take the bus,
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I'm still in traffic,
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plus I'm on a bus
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with rotten-smelling
bus people!
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I take the bus sometimes.
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- Exactly my point, stinko.
- I do not stink!
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You smell like defeat...
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and tea.
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Can I drop you off?
I've got to get back to Elise.
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She's working on a chemical
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designed to give people vertigo
if they inhale it.
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Why would anyone
inhale it, then?
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It's a weapon.
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Hey, this traffic's not moving.
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- Ohh!
- Let's get the traffic report.
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Everything's backed up!
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You people down there
can't get anywhere,
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but I can go anywhere I want
in my helicopter!
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You look like tiny, little ants
from way up here.
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Oh, wow.
There's a red one!
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I am going to make
that guy pay somehow!
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I promise you that!
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That took a while.
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I ran into Dan,
gave him a lift home.
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Is that your weapon?
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Okay, I know
that sometimes I tell you
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not to eat something
in the refrigerator,
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but this time,
I'm really, really serious.
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Do not open these canisters!
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Okay. I promise
I won't eat your chemicals
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even if I get hungry.
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- Thank you for calling--
- Chris, where are you?
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You called my work number.
I'm at work.
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Unacceptable.
Get over here now.
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- Nuh-uh.
- What do you mean, "Nuh-uh"?
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Look, you have to respect
the fact that I have a job.
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I don't have to do anything!
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Can't you just let it go?
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And let traffic win?
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Admit defeat? Never!
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Well, I can't leave work.
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Yes, you can!
Just get up and walk out!
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Do it! Do it now!
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Look, I'll be over
around 6:30, okay?
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7:00 if traffic's bad.
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You know, there's
no personal calls allowed.
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Where have you been?
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I need help with my plan!
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Really, I only need assistance
on the first part.
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I don't mean to criticize,
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but I don't think
that's a very good plan.
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Of course it is!
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If you crush
all the cars in your way,
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you could hurt someone,
and they'd arrest you.
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All right, genius.
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How do you think
I can avoid traffic?
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I can't get a permit
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for my network of tubes
that I wanted to build
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so I could travel
around the city.
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And my jetpack experiment
failed...
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miserably.
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That's because you tried to build it
out of an old ceiling fan,
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a lawn mower engine,
and a car battery.
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It could have worked.
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Have you thought
about the bus?
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Again?
What is it with you
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and the infernal
public transportation system?
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It's better for the environment,
it's better for traffic,
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and isn't that
your whole thing right now?
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My thing is not joining
a bunch of filthy vagrants
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on their death wagon.
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All I'm saying is
if more people took the bus,
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there would be
fewer cars on the road,
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and traffic would get better.
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Is it possible that somehow,
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with your pathetic intellect,
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that you actually contributed
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something positive
to this endeavor?
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Okay, it sounds like you just
paid me a compliment,
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but for some reason,
I feel insulted right now.
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You're welcome.
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Hello!
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Welcome to Wally's Hardware
Emporium and Explosives Depot!
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How may I help you?
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Actually, I'm not shopping
for anything today.
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Actually, I'm not shopping
for anything today.
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I just wanted to let you know that
there's some guy down the street
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who says hacky sack's
not a sport.
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What? Hacky sack
is totally a sport!
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It takes coordination, poise,
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grace, coordination!
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Hey, don't tell me! Tell him!
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Don't think I won't.
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Did you pay for those?
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Quick. Load these up,
but carefully.
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I need to go back and get more
while the cashier's distracted.
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Are you stealing explosives?
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Borrowing!
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We'll bring them back
after we're done using them.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hey, wait!
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I don't feel right about this.
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Look, we both agree
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that traffic
is out of control, right?
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Right, but I don't see how
we're going to fix the problem
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with stolen explosives.
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That's because
you're shortsighted...
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and you smell.
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Oh, man!
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Oh, man, I am so fired!
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Dan, be careful with those!
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- We'll start at this end.
- Start what?
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Putting the explosives
under the cars.
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Then we'll retreat to a safe distance
and set them off.
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No cars - no traffic!
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That's your plan?
Look, even if you destroy
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every single car
in this dealership,
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you're no closer to your goal.
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Sure, I am!
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But they can always
make more cars!
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I'll admit
it's a temporary solution.
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It's not a solution at all!
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Do you know how many people
there are in this city?
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I don't know. Thousands?
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Dan, there are several million,
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which means you'd have to destroy
hundreds of thousands of cars
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just to make the smallest dent
in the traffic.
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We're going to need
more explosives.
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It's not going to work, Dan.
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This was your idea!
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You said fewer cars
equal less traffic!
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I meant fewer drivers
on the road equals less traffic!
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So you want me to blow up
a bunch of drivers?
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I did not say that!
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Because that seems
a tad extreme.
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Dan, don't blow anything up
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or anyone, seriously!
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Fine! What am I going to do
with all these explosives?
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00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:57,080
We should probably
take them back to the store.
261
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,350
All right.
262
00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:02,150
Help me put them
back in the car.
263
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,770
Whoops.
264
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,500
What did you do?
265
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:18,540
I'm not sure, but we should
probably get back...
266
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,570
way back.
267
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:28,340
Dan, what are you doing?!
268
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,250
Seat belts.
269
00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:32,920
There is a literal ticking
time bomb next to the car!
270
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,220
We've got to get
out of here now!
271
00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:38,200
Then I guess you'd better stop
arguing and put your seat belt on.
272
00:13:57,380 --> 00:14:00,250
It's the carpocalypse!
273
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,450
Real nice, Dan.
274
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,160
You almost killed us.
Way to go.
275
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,100
Almost only counts
in horseshoes and...
276
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,670
Subject is experiencing
severe vertigo,
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00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:31,380
Ioss of balance.
278
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,940
Conclusion-- total success.
279
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,680
Helicopter Hal here
280
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,380
with a special update
on that giant explosion.
281
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,980
Fortunately, no one was hurt,
282
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:42,990
but the destruction
of the Southland Auto Dealership
283
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:46,620
has traffic backed up
on every freeway!
284
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,590
Oh, yeah.
285
00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,800
Hey, you.
How's Dan doing?
286
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,030
We didn't blow anything up,
if that's what you're asking.
287
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,870
It was an accident anyway--
288
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,440
plus it was Dan's fault.
289
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,140
Chris, is there something
you want to talk about?
290
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,950
No!
291
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,380
Yes.
292
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:12,180
You did what?!
293
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,800
Dan, Elise wants to talk to you
about getting me into trouble.
294
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,660
How can a human being
live like this?
295
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,330
It's like a giant petri dish!
296
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,140
I hope Dan
hasn't done anything rash.
297
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,880
Hello, Chris and Elise.
298
00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:39,880
If you're watching this,
then my plan has worked.
299
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,910
I don't like it
when Dan has a plan.
300
00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:45,750
Chris, a couple of things
you said have given me an idea.
301
00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:49,230
I'm not going to blow up a bunch
of drivers like you suggested.
302
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,090
I did not suggest that!
303
00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:53,390
But when you mentioned
that Elise was developing
304
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,060
a new chemical weapon,
I realized something.
305
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,370
I may have said something
about that.
306
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,700
If the entire city has vertigo,
307
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:04,170
they can't very well drive,
can they?
308
00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,940
- Oh, no.
- So thank you for the idea!
309
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:09,540
And, Elise,
thank you for creating
310
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:12,070
a nonlethal solution
to my traffic problem!
311
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,710
That was my laugh of triumph.
312
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,220
Did you like it?
313
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,160
Because you are my friends,
314
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,960
I have soaked
two bath towels in water
315
00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:24,990
for you to put over your heads
while I release
316
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,930
the chemical agent
over the city,
317
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,930
because I care about you guys.
318
00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:31,960
They're in the toilet.
319
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,200
- We have to go! Now!
- I didn't mean to tell Dan
320
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,470
about your weaponized
vertigo agent.
321
00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:37,600
Yeah,
we'll talk about that later!
322
00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:45,450
Oh, no.
323
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,760
Yeah, this is
really, really bad!
324
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:52,260
We've got to eat all the food
before it spoils!
325
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,760
Hey,
326
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,730
where are all
of your canisters full of--
327
00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,030
Oh, right.
328
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:02,090
You know, when you think about it,
this is really Dan's fault.
329
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,970
Yeah, it usually is,
but right now
330
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:05,600
we need to figure out
his delivery method.
331
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,610
He's got to disperse
the inhalant over the city somehow,
332
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:11,240
maybe a crop duster
or something.
333
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,110
What?
334
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,390
Helicopter Hal, we meet at last.
335
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,290
Nice jacket.
336
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,230
I don't sign autographs, thanks.
337
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:32,730
Oh, I'm no fan.
338
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,970
Ohh... Why?
339
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,100
That's for making me pee!
340
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,840
- What?
- You love traffic!
341
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,110
Well, it is my bread and butter!
342
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,350
That's 'cause
I can't digest butter!
343
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,370
Well, how is that my fault?
344
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,650
You can't just
punch a celebrity.
345
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:53,160
I didn't.
346
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:56,060
Now get in there
and fly this thing.
347
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,760
We have a Broken Arrow situation
on our hands.
348
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,000
Lock in my coordinates.
I need an A1-36.
349
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:06,660
So what's an A1-36?
350
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,300
Uh, work stuff.
351
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,470
I'm not sure you've ever told me
exactly what you do for a living.
352
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:12,840
I know.
353
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,970
I've prepared this statement.
354
00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:19,040
- I can't read this.
- Why?
355
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,350
Journalistic integrity?
356
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,350
No, you've got the penmanship
of a four-year-old.
357
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,450
Just put me on the radio!
358
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,080
Oh, no problem.
359
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,720
People of Earth,
360
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,730
this is your Supreme Overlord!
361
00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:37,730
You know, you'd be funny
362
00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:39,460
if you weren't so sad.
363
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,800
Just fly me
over central Los Angeles!
364
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,170
You never saw this.
Now stay here.
365
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,650
- I'm coming with you.
- But you get airsick.
366
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,920
I don't care! I want to help!
I love you!
367
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:06,420
Look at that mess.
368
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:11,060
Soon it will just be a memory.
369
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,000
Hey, what is that thing?
370
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,010
I don't know.
I've never seen anything like it
371
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,880
in 20 years
of award-winning journalism.
372
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:25,440
Dan, surrender immediately!
373
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,710
Well, that can't be good.
Evasive action!
374
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,120
What? No, don't do that!
375
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,960
Dan, this is your last warning!
376
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:41,260
Land the helicopter
and let the minor celebrity go!
377
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,460
Minor celebrity?
378
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,520
Did you really not know?
379
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,370
- Dan!
- Wait!
380
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,070
We're up too high!
The prevailing wind currents
381
00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:52,370
could blow that stuff
all the way to Bakersfield
382
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,380
if you release it now!
383
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,380
Aah! Look at the ground!
384
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,110
It's getting closer!
385
00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:07,390
Aim for something soft!
386
00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:15,290
Lucky we were wearing
our seat belts!
387
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:19,130
Where are the police?
Famous person in trouble here!
388
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:22,070
They're probably
stuck in traffic...
389
00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:23,970
and you're not famous.
390
00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,630
I'm on the radio,
391
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,580
FM!
392
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:30,270
- Give me your jacket.
- No!
393
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:33,280
Give me your jacket!
394
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,180
- Give me your jacket!
- Stop biting my ear!
395
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:36,690
- Get off me!
- Give me--
396
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,310
- give me your jacket!
- Dan!
397
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,720
- Oh!
- Dan!
398
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,780
- Something I can help you with?
- There's one missing!
399
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:46,590
Oh, yeah.
I lost my grip on it
400
00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:48,530
when you tried to kill me!
401
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,430
I'm going to say this
to you once.
402
00:20:50,470 --> 00:20:52,700
Do not shout at me.
403
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:54,790
Are you kidding?!
404
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,400
What was that all--
405
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,740
And I'm taking my jacket back.
406
00:21:11,390 --> 00:21:13,010
Are you okay?
407
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,960
Hmm... What happened?
408
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:17,480
You, uh, fainted.
409
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,220
Did you get
your chemicals back?
410
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:24,720
- All but one.
- Where'd that one go?
411
00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:26,740
I'm not sure exactly.
412
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,380
What's going on?
Whoa!
413
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:40,980
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