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NAME: RED RIDING HOOD

RED RIDING HOOD: Horny girl seeks exciting, sex-loving guy...

- B A D , G I R L S -

MRX: Here I am.

M RX: I'm exciting, sex-loving, and real horny. Willing to pay.

RED: Seeking contact for sex. Not for money.

M RX: I'm horny and very rich, willing to pay for it.

RED: How much?

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RED : Sexy brunette seeks sexy, exciting man.

MRX: Pleasant guy. ..willing to pay suitable girl.

RED: How much?

MRX: 10,000 crowns!

RED : Doesn't feel right. No thanks. Sorry.

Louise, we have a load of bills, but no money.

We can't pay the rent, and it's due in three days.. . !

Thelma, it's so difficult to get a good job...

...with decent pay. I think...

l don't care what you think. We have to find a solution !

We can take that chat-guy's offer. He offered you 1 0,000.

Am I a whore or what? ldiot! Do it yourself!

We've played at that sometimes. But now you'd get real money.

You'd hardly call him unattractive, and he has actually offered...

That's so sick. Well, it's your call, and I'm only doing it just this once.

I don't like sharing you with others. Especially with men. Come here.

Eat me.. . !

I just have to fetch something...

RED : I accept your offer of 10,000 crowns...

RED : I accept your offer of 10,000 crowns...

...if you're still interested.

MRX: Yes! Great! Text me your real name and address-

- and maybe we can meet up real soon, tomorrow?

Hi! So I'm Thelma.

I'm Anders. Your pictures were so great.

Thanks. Won't you come in?

A cup of coffee?

No, thanks. I'm here to have sex. Where do we fuck?

Did you bring the money?

That seems to be right. This way, please.

First, I want you to strip for me. And make a good job of it.

Do you like what you see?

Come and sit on the couch.

Louise, what's happened?!

He must be dead!

What do we do? Do we call the police?

What do we say? Shall we call for an ambulance?!

Wait. Let me think a second.

Look! A wad of money.. . !

It's at least 100,000 crowns. We're rich !

What do we do with him? We can't leave him lying there!

We dump him and take his car. So then that's gone, too.

Are you out of your mind?! We must call someone!

And you'll say you fucked him him to death? Help me here!

We grab an arm each.

Hurry up. ...!

Is this really right? He never deserved this.

Thelma, there's 110,000 here. Now forget him.

He doesn't need money any more.

It's really good-looking!

This wasn't such a bad idea.

No, no problems at all. But I've just had an idea.

We seek out more rich tomcats and entice them over here.

And then see to it that they disappear.

We only have to do it three or four times.

Then we can buy a house in a nice warm country, by the sea.

If we get caught, they'll put us away for life.

No difference if we've killed just the one, or four more.

Pretty young girl offers good sex for cash payment!

TOMCAT

Hi ! And welcome.

Thanks for your invitation.

Flowers...! You didn't have to do that.

One has to bring flowers on a date with a lovely woman.

Did you bring what we mentioned?

Of course.

Here...

Welcome.

A drink?

Yes, please.

Have you met many on the Net?

No, you're my first. You hear such a lot about...

That guys don't want the same as girls, when they "do" it...

...and that expectations are just too high.

But I've paid for it.

So let's start fucking then !

Great. You were like a tiger.

You weren't so bad yourself.

Can we meet again? l can bring a girlfriend.

I only do one night stands.

Why's that?

You'll understand soon enough.

P O I S O N

So now you understand...!

Damn, he's heavy...!

Push him right down into it!

Is this really so smart?

We incinerate the evidence! lf there's anything left of him-

- we'll put him in the wood chipper!

God! Yuck, what a stench. ...!

Hi there, neighbours!

What are you burning? lt smells awful, all the way to us...!

We found a dead deer yesterday. We're incinerating the carcass.

That explains the stench. My wife thought it was human flesh burning.

No, it's not as awful as that...!

So sorry, we never thought it would smell so much.

You don't have to do anything about dead animals on the roadside.

We girls always get into a panic. We wanted to be sure it was dead.

- And now we are. - You bet. We can smell it. ...!

Have a nice day, then. I'll go home and calm the wife.

Our regards to her. ..and apologies. We should have thought twice.

Alright. Take care, then !

Same to you !

Order by item no.

YOUR SHOPPING CART ORDER

Anyone want to fuck for money? Both guys and couples welcome.

Hi there!

I'm Yvonne, and this is my husband Jon.

I'm Thelma. Do come in.

Have a good journey?

How nice of you to come.

Exciting. I've always fancied seeing my husband with another girl.

And it feels less of a threat with a girl we'd paid for it.

I understand what you mean. I've also fancied this.

When my husband is on business trips I can live out my fantasies.

What if he comes home in the middle of it all?

No risk of that.

So how should we...?

I'll put a video on, and it'll probably come naturally.

P O I S O N

Your drinks. Cheers!

Thank you.

Lovely. Cheers.

Well, that was that.. . !

Almost a shame, really. They were sweet.

I don't think he was sweet. He tasted roughly like me.

But you're.. . !

We could say that, too.

Shall we go home?

- Hello there! Welcome. - Red Riding Hood and the Wolf?

- That's right. - We're Christina and John.

- Do come in. - Oh, thank you.

- You've brought your own camera? - We've long sought someone-

- to make an amateur sex film with. We're so glad you're up for it.

One's wildest sex fantasies get fulfilled, for a cash payment.

- You have the money with you? - 0f course.

- Here you are. - Thanks.

I'll put them aside for now.

You and my wife have sex, then you and I . We take turns filming.

I've already taken a liking to your wife.

- That was great. - Not bad at all.. . !

You must be thirsty. I'll get us some drinks.

Thank you.

Cheers.

- Does this have alcohol in it? - Sure.

I don't drink alcohol.

Hell ! Couldn't you have done it another way? Blood everywhere!

This won't come off. I'll have to clean the whole spa again.

So what? When we get to Spain you can just buy a new one.

Do we take them out now? Your nosy neighbours may be looking.

You wait here. I'll check. lf they see me...

...I'm just out looking for the dog.

All clear. They're fucking in the bedroom, so they suspect nothing.

Right, let's carry them out.

The postman over there must have seen it all !

What? Have you got a gun?!

Stop there!

Now we're done for. ...!

No. But we must hurry before he calls the police.

Everything alright?

Are we in the clear?

Sure. Just take it easy.

What do we do now?

Relax. lf the police come, we've just been digging up a tree.

You reckon the police will come?

Sure. But they have no evidence, so just relax.

What's happened?!

What on earth has happened?

He's drunk up all the poison. ...!

God, that's too bad...!

Perhaps that's the police.

Lets go and check.

From the police. We've had a report that there's-

- a dead body buried in the garden. What do you know of the matter?

Well, our dog just died, so we've buried it.

A witness says there was gunfire at the time of the grave-digging.

I told the postman not to run, it's the hunting season now.

But I'm happy that nothing's happened.

So we won't find anything in your garden, then?

Nothing but my dog, no.

D.I. Holm, there's only a dead dog in this grave!

Okay. Put the animal back and cover the , grave again.

Our apologies. Be assured, we'll tidy everything up before we go.

- I really must apologize. - I'm glad you watch out for us all.

When they leave, we put the bodies back. We're really safe now.

They'd never dig twice in the same spot!

That was close. Can't we stop now?

We have enough money to live well in Spain for quite a while.

I think you're awesome when you're a bit "murderous".

Don't forget we have another date in a few hours.

The man who wanted a threesome with us?

Yes, he inherited a house in Spain. That would suit us just fine.

But this must be the last time. l don't want to do it again.

Can you get some drinks?

This was well worth the money.

Cheers.

Now what? Not the police again ! What is it?

Let's get the door. lt's sure to be a misunderstanding.

They were here earlier, asking if we'd buried a body in the garden !

But it was only the dog.

We'll be right back.

Good evening.

Sorry to trouble you again. But for the good of the ground water...

...there's a ban on burying dead animals in one's garden.

My men have just started digging up your dog again.

But it's our garden !

Paragraph 16E of local bye-laws on environmental protection-

- stipulates that we remove matter that may pollute ground water.

Burying things in the garden is against the law.

They are digging as we speak.

I object most strongly to this. Stop it...!

- Sorry, the law stipulates it. - Sir.. . !

There are two human corpses buried here!