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Paolo

Paolo

Paolo, are you there?

Oh Paolo, of course I love you.

'Confess Marriage Life'

Dear Marikla,

I'm writing to you because I need your advise.

I am 24 years old and I am married for 5 years.

Pretty, I've been told and nice to be around.

I have a good job and a wonderful husband.

I know I married a bit young but everything is going very well.

A passionate relationship in the beginning,

and then much later complicity.

But for some time,

I feel something strange. It's hard to explain.

I want to have fun, to live more intensely.

I feel that nothing interesting happens.

I say it's the season

which brings out in me these strange desires.

They become stronger, more urgent every day.

Especially since that night my sister Nadia took us to a party.

in honora Venetian poetess.

I'd penetrate you without touching you.

And my tongue wanders

wanders casually in the fleece of your ass.

I would like to offer your mouth my honey flavor.

I would lock you between my breasts generous

and down between your balls

and suck your cock whole.

And that fits your body the accents of my body.

And back to your belly to your heart.

And to find the rest I would like

not knowing enjoying.

Bravo!

Wonderful!

Eccentric!

- Modern! - Bravo!

As the best of Veronica Franco and Patricia Valduga,

An exploration of female sensuality.

It was sublime, your book will be a smash!

I am Nadia Valentini, I run a body-fitness gym.

Come check it out.

Nadia Valentini...

- I'd love to be able to write like you. - Ah.

Your heart line is perfect, it's rare.

Shall we dance?

Well, certainly!

I am an intruder,

I have no invitation.

I'm not invited Neither do I.

I accompany the poetess.

In Venice, we are neighbors.

Venice is unique.

A French poet said:

Venise, sexe femelle d'Europe.

You are a sailor, to have these tattoos?

I travel a lot.

I get the old stuff.

You could get the two old sitting there!

This type interests you?

This is my husband!

A husband does not count!

For me, it is important.

I would like to enter, without touching you.

My tongue wanders wanders casually

on the fleece of your ass.

I'm sure you're wet.

Excuse me. My head is spinning.

No need to go in museums, idiots!

The art now is everywhere. We are art!

Two examples of Baroque art.

With beautiful curves generous!

It brings back to life.

Aside, here are two beautiful brows, in pure rococo style.

But ...

Shhh. Do not be afraid of me.

I am afraid of nothing, I do not know your name.

Ah, tr�s juste. Alphonse Donatien.

Pirate d'amour

I guess you are wet?

What are you doing?

I'm doing everything I promised to do.

Diana, are you there?

Yes, Paolo. Just a minute!

I hadn't seen you for a while. Anything wrong?

Of course not, I just had to pee. Do you want to leave, darling?

Yeah, I'm bored silly. This party's shit.

As you like. Let's go.

You're soaked!

And it's not pee!.

What makes you such an effect?

Well, if you touch me there, of course I get wet.

You know how sensitive I am.

Do it some more..

Was it that guy or me who brought it out in you?

- What guy? - Your partner, you were dancing with!

Oh. He's French. He has a home in Venice, he said.

It made me salacious proposals.

Oh, Paolo you're driving me crazy.

It was a little old, right?

No, not at all!

You should have called me.

It would have been an admission of adultery.

I was in the toilet with him.

- The bastard! - You did not realized.

He was behind the door.

Ah, you're kidding! It's just another one of your silly stories!

- He had me naked in no time. - Enough!

He wanted to take me by the ass and if you had not happened ...

You're inventing everything. I know it! I'm no idiot!

He thought my ass was beautiful.

How was? How was his thing? You touched?

It was as hard as that?

You like my ass, Paolo, don't you?

How many times do I have to tell you? It's the most gorgeous.

You can't give an opinion unless you.. unless you look at it first!

Tell me I have a beautiful ass!

It is beautiful, gorgeous...

Oh, God!

- We get home, quick! - No, Let's do that here!

Hurry up!

Tell me, tell me you made it all up!

Oh, tell me!

Shut up!

And they call us whores, huh!

You're right!

Bonjour!

Okay now, lazy-bone, rise and shine!

I'll teach you some good manners!

You're hurting me, stop!

What are you doing?

I rape you! I rape you!

It's 8 o'clock! You rape me later.

Let me go!

If mother could see the chaos you make me live in!

Which witch?

Sorry!

You're not to speak about my mother like that!

All right, Mr. the grumbling, I am silent!

It's the little musical Aquatic Mozart.

That's complete amorality!

And you. Pig!

That son of a bitch dribbled right up the middle!

You kidding? That shit head's nowhere!

He couldn't find the hole in that hoop if they stuffed his face inside it!

The boy's got great hands!

You know what Hal Taylor would do? That turkey?

That so-called turkey is a great clutch player!

Is that what you call a center?

He's the greatest center playing in the league right now.

I'm out of patience with assholes like you. Don't give me that shit.

who wouldn't know a point guard from pivot! Your guys need a crooked umpire to win!

You ever seen a basketball game?

You let go of me, goddam it?

Let go of what? Jesus Christ, a fag!

I've been standing here talking to a fag all this time!

You're the one who grabbed my cock! Now I know why you like that Taylor kid so much.

You're just lucky, this is my stop coming up!

Or what, you would've kissed me?

Miss, take my seat. Thanks, no, my stop is coming up.

I'm sorry.

Hey, listen! You gotta get a couple of things clear.

Get the mud out of your upstairs!

I can see it's hard on you.

That little thing might just ruin your vocation!

Miss ...

Take my advice, kid. Go confess all!

How about a phone call?

Do you know my number?

- No - You're outta luck, boy!

Bye!

Hi Lello!

You're crying, what's the matter?

He left me! He's gone back to his wife!

She said she was sick

and that it was his fault.

- And it's true? - I do not know,

but maybe it does. There are millions of men,

Why do this to me?

Going out tonight

and you will find full that are better.

- You really think so? - Guarantee!

Hey, your diet! Antonietta?

Like the lady said, everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening!

- Really - Look! I've got a terrific surprise for you!

It reminded me memorable nights with Peter.

Is there a new way in it, huh?

The 'Atom Bomb', just try it!

You're just dying to take it home with you, Lello!

I bought six like it yesterday, only a much better quality!

The least you could do, is to make them.

Hello, kids, hard at work? That's fine!

Hi, Mr. Silvio.

Antonietta, I just got new models.

Would you mind very much modeling a few in the South Wing?

It's very nice of you!

Come along, my dear.

Some girls have all the luck, huh!

The rest of you can take a break!

let me see your breasts!

Now bend this leg a little.

And turn around now.

Pull your panties up tight between the cheeks.

Oh, just my size!

This morning I woke up with a third leg like a telephone pole,

and I thought of you right away!

I'm flattered, Mr. Silvio.

Hello!

- Hello, Diana. - Hello, Mrs. Tommasini

You seem to be dressed in mourning, though.

Yes, I just lost my little Danny.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Somebody very close?

Yes, we were together for years.

He was a wonderful Labrador.

Oh, I imagine.

And how's your husband the Senator?

In France, eating foie gras and fighting hunger in the world.

Have you prepared the items I ordered?

Of course.

I can't wait to fill up my drawers.

I'll try those. These are the same as last Thursday.

I always put these, They fit me well.

You should have seen the former, they were in pieces!

That engineer has tastes of his own.

An engineer? Your newest conquest, huh?

No, but one of the most generous. Cartier!

Congratulations!

At least I never get bored in the afternoon.

I've found a little group of friends.

I was introduced by Alicia. She's a client of yours?

Mrs. Farconi?

Alicia, yes, I see, Mrs. Dow.

She is attending that people in high places.

It brings in a lot, I could tell him about you.

It's kind of you, thank you.

I'm still undecided ... To make a whore?

I'm not really a pro. Fills in spare time! And plenty of ladies do it.

Anyway, real whores never come. I do, like an avalanche!

Oh, men have great imaginations!

I learn something at each meeting.

And it does not interest you?

My husband has enough imagination.

Oh, mine doesn't!

How inventive can an envoy to the European Parliament be?

Oh, but it's so romantic to meet someone unknown,

in a hotel room, or apartment.

Your heart beats like crazy. It's adventure,

How wonderful!

And this feeling being for sale,

with all the shame and sin.

I'd give it a whirl, if I were you!

I must say I really think I'll pass on your..

I know a Chilean archbishop you would love.

Priests does not really excite me.

These are the best customers, believe me.

I take those.

All right.

Ms. Tomasini is really nice.

She's a big success in what she does,

which is actually something like what I do, if you want to know the truth.

In there getting poked, yes.

My precious favors in return for a raise in pay.

My husband isn't sorry, and neither am I!

How? He knows?

No guilt about it, for Pierre?

This is not a marriage love, and he knows it.

You still betrayed your husband, right?

I do not see at all things like you.

Come on, do not tell me stories!

It is difficult to define.

With Pierre, I have tenderness and little else.

With others, only for the trifle.

See you soon, Diana.

If you change your mind, give me a call.

Okay, I'll keep it in mind, thanks.

I do not know how you can sleep with the boss.

It's really big.

It does not bother me, I do not care completely.

And then the ugly

are more generous the handsome guys.

And ugly guys have more time to dedicate ourselves.

- Maybe ... - Some call it the defect.

It's just fun. When I fuck the boss

I'm just a good time. That's it!

A little sex is good!

- What if you fell pregnant? - No danger of that happening to me!

I use the only real natural method.

Just take it here!

Diana! My God. Are you all right?

Huh? I'm alright. I'm okay.

Diana? Would you mind coming to the workroom?

There's someone here to see you.

Yes ... yes, thank you. I'm coming.

Nadia? What are you doing here? A little tact, Nadia!

Aunt Emma just kicked the bucket. My God, she did not do that?

Fortunately I had asked to be tactful.

I can not leave the club, it is you who will go to the funeral.

You were his favorite, we all know!

But I do not know ... I'm afraid of ...

I have work!

Do not worry about it. Go to Venice.

Do not worry about Paolo.

I'll take care of him,

I promise.

Sorry, dear, I wish I accompany you,

Do not worry, I'm great, I know on my own.

I am concerned about your faithfulness. You know that the funeral is sexy.

Paolo, stop! You're crazy!

It is an established historical fact:

creates a funeral a funereal atmosphere that makes

a sense favorable to love.

I read in an article on adultery.

Statistics show that more 60% of Italian women cheat their husbands.

- What is that? - Antonietta gave it to me!

But it is that these people with whom you work?

People who are not ashamed what they do,

bourgeois and not stuck like you. And if you looked?

If you insist ...

Come in, please. This gentleman is with you?

This is my husband.

Wait for me, honey.

Ah yes, it's nice.

Yes, like that.

Below ... To the right.

Take off your clothes.

You're almost there!

Sit down there.

Spread well.

What do you think?

When you go to the ... the gynecologist, is it ...

Him?

He has at least 70 years!

Guess he is young.

Well, it depends ...

You'd be upset if I did?

I would be very angry!

And that's all it would cause such reaction?

I would be very angry!

These things happen all the time at the store.

This is our boss, a real sick! He puts his hands almost everywhere.

Where does he touch you?

Everywhere! On my breasts, my ass.

He stroked my ass presenting his condolences.

How old bastard! But you, what do you say?

Nothing! I bet you did not say anything. Go! Tell me!

I wanted to digress. But I was stuck in the back room.

Yeah? What did he do to you?

He opened my legs.

- He touched me right on the button. - Like that?

Yes, like that!

- What's Next? - Then he turned me around

and made me bend forward.

Oh, dear, a little higher!

Higher up, darling, higher up! Please!

I can't take it! It's your fault, you little sow!

That imagination of yours excites me too much!

Gentlemen, can you do me a favor?

- Certainly! - What do we have to do?

I want to be paid 1 million lire.

Why?

Give my virginity ...

that of my ass.

Giving money to a woman? Never.

I may be romantic, but ass fucking a woman, no.

How dare you! I am mourning.

Subject to clause that binding

it will not be added to those existing parts.

I bequeath to Marco Valentini, son of my brother Luigi Valentini

and therefore my legitimate nephew,

the property of Villa di Mira

It was a plague, I'm sorry for giving her the red dress!

She jokes?

It'll cost us more to restore!

And similarly, I leave also to Diana Bruni

daughter of the deceased Giovanna Valentini,

the property that is in the upper floor of a building

located at 1725 Via Tideca.

I bequeath also objects and furniture that are therein

at the time of my death.

You're really lucky! That's exactly what I wanted!

I needed a pied-�-terre in Venice!

I give in this

my other properties with what they contain,

and my bank account, cash and securities,

to the convent of the Carmelites Via Veneto

I helped convent throughout my life.

Your signatures.

What a piece of ass!

You look great!

The air in Rome! Thanks.

I'm going to take a look at the penthouse. Do you want to see it?

Impossible, Marco. We have company for dinner tonight.

Don't worry about a thing, Nora. Go on back to Padova.

I'll go along with Diana and I'll be home in time for dinner.

Once again, please.

Father, you must sign. The last shall be first!

I'm glad you came along with me. Strange lady, aunt Emma.

She liked us a lot, you and me. Actually, of all the relatives,

I'm the one that spent the least time with her

But you knew about her?

Well sure. At least the things the family said.

Discreet, organized, intelligent- above all, skillful!

Skillful? In what sense?

In love! Two or three lovers same time, and even four!

Rich people, with good social position.

They helped her make a fortune.

Thanks to them she has learned to manage property.

For his interest and ours today.

How about uncle Harry?

A mystery, did he know about her infidelities or didn't?

Did he like it or was it killing him?

Well, I still think he was really never interested in women.

But one thing's for sure, Emma was always loyal over him.

And if he were alive today, we would not have inherited.

Do not be afraid. No one will take your apartment.

It is yours, you can do what you want.

Perhaps will you come to Venice a little more often?

No doubt.

- And how's it going with Nora? - How about with you and Paolo?

- Marvellous! - Does he know about us?

Know what, Marco? That I had you before him,

And you and I in bed, did everything you can do.

Everything? My dear.

I have some bad news for you!

Come on, hurry up.

I feel like going up to the tip of the Dogana. Do you remember?

How could I forget?

You make me crazy! I want more!

- I used to call you the erector set - You used to say my erector set.

There's still the same stink of pee here as always.

I bet with all the tourists, even the ladies take a leak.

Open your legs. Not like that.

You were more enterprising.

You just forgot how was standing.

- For heaven's sake. - Yes ... I know.

What are you doing? You will not leave me like that?

Let's go to my house. We can do it in style and comfort there.

- Ah, you mean aunt Emma's penthouse! - This house is mine.

I decided not to return to Rome and stay until tomorrow.

I want to spend my first night in my house.

Yeah, but I've got to get back home, we have these guests coming for dinner.

Ah, as far as that goes, I told Paolo that I'd return tonight.

No, Diana. I simply can't do it. I can't.

No sweat, we'll make it for some other time.

I'm going to make good use of my house in Venice, yeah!

Marco, that's the ferry-boat for the station.

If you run, you can catch it!

I want you to make me visit this home.

I promise! But must you hurry!

Faster!

Bye!

Bye!

My God!

Who would have expected this?

You should not get bored ...

Well, it's sure to have cost you a lot of blow-jobs this penthouse!

My dear aunt, you are amazing!

I love you more with every snapshot!

I did promise Paolo I'd call. Wonder if the phone works?

Donatien ...'' Alphonse.''

Allo!

Morning, could I please speak with uh! Alphonse Donatien?

C'est moi.

Ah, you might not recall. Diana Bruni, you and I met..

at someone's house in Rome at the party to meet the poetess?

Ah, oui, the lovely lady I struck up a conversation with.

Where are you calling from?

Oh, Venice, I was left a small apartment that I like to redecorate it.

- And that is why you thought of me? - Partly, after all, you said..

I'm delighted you did! Let's talk about it, come on over!

Come on over? Where?

To my place, right now! Palazzo Lorenzoni. It's easy to find.

I know Venice I know where it is.

- Then hurry up, please! - I'll be seeing you!

It's cold!

Voila!

Good evening.

Good evening.

Hello, uh, haven't we already met some where?

Fresh, light, without a guide.

The mouth has its own sex.

Swellings which meet in the same party.

This is more than strange. It's...

Go on in. Alphonse is waiting for you.

Bonsoir!

You found the place with very little effort, huh?

Sure!

You were with that poetess?

Oh, oui. Just work!

At this hour of the night?

Et toi, didn't you come here for that?

Ever since that night it's been like this.

- This is the house of wonders? - The best is yet to come

- Let's go upstairs ... - In heaven?

The inferno, mon inferno.

- It's when you want. - Go ahead, I am.

No, you go first. I want to admire your ass, ton cul.

Is this all right? Or do you want to see more?

- Hurry! - Come and catch me!

Incredible!

It must have taken you quite some time to collect all of these.

Oh, I started early, with that one!

It's my ex-wife.

She has a very expressive face.

Ah, oui.

From her I learned that the physiognomy of a person is all in the nates!

Ici

This is a portrait gallery.

You can distinguish the timid ass, the brave one,

the stupid one, the intelligent,

the happy, sad ...

Everyone is the ass that he has.

So what am I?

Voyons.

A headstrong, willful, disobedient

and a little ... tense. Introvert.

Am I hopeless, Doctor?

Not if you can play by the rules.

Let's hear the rules.

You must follow orders and do for me everything I want.

But if you cry out once, I stop.

Everything, at your command?

- Yes. - Down on all fours, over there.

Why?

Oh, it's because the game has already started, and you know it!

Feel the ..

Force ... the pride ...

- It's gonna hurt me, isn't it? - You scream and I Quit!

It's up to you.

- I'm so scared! - Do what I say.

And everything will be fine.

Breathe deep! As if you were in child birth, in labor.

Breathe with me!

Good, come on!!

Come on!

Was that a scream, Diana?

No I broke through the canvas, though.

Oh, don't worry, c'est pas grave, I'll have it restored.

L'enculeur sauvage!

... The ass is something divine and precious ...

That's incredible.

That fur piece was still hanging up in the closet.

I found some snapshots, too.

- The Old Aunt Emma! - Who would have guessed?

The apartment is the same. Nothing has changed.

- It looks nice. - We see all of Venice!

For a couple of lovers, this place is paradise.

Perfect for a young couple love.

- Yeah, well we can rent it. - But I wanted to keep us both!

We are a loving couple! Is not it, darling?

It's new, you shave?

Just a little on the sides.

I must be a virtuous woman wise. I am an heir after all.

- You're a slut! - And you're a pig!

Aunt Emma got you excited, huh?

I guess I should be jealous!

I'm the one who ought to be jealous!

Tell me the truth, your cousin came over to see the apartment, didn't he?

Of course he came over!

Marco wouldn't let a chance like that go by.

Did he make a pass at you?

Well, he began to talk about when the two of us used to go out together

Tell me.

We'd go up to the tip of the Dogana,

and he'd touch my little flower under my skirt and I put my hand on him.

- I told him touched the hand. - Show me how you did it.

Warning! This is tricky!

He'd grab my head and get it right down.

because he wanted me to take it in the mouth.

- What did you do? - I fought

but not too long.

And did you do it again yesterday, in your apartment on the Giudecca?

Great, fantasies you got?

- Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm.

I know you and Marco didn't do a thing, right?

I decided to have fun with Alphonse.

Who is he?

That French guy at the party who I danced with.

That's how you christen the apartment.

No, we were at his home ..

Nice decor.

Give me the details!

He was crazy about my ass. He insisted I take it.

I couldn't have avoided it even if I'd wanted to!

He spread my ass and started licking my crack, down and up.

But it isn't so painful. I could be persuaded.

- And did you..? - Did I? Like an express train!

What's the matter? You want me to stop?

- Who gave that hickey to you? - What.

- That hickey on your neck! - I don't know what you mean!

I thought it was a story but you did!

No, please, let me explain!

No, it isn't a fantasy this time. He fucked you!

- That bastard prick fucked you! - No, Paolo, I swear it!

He didn't fuck me at all! I took it up the ass!

Please, darling, don't pout.

- Better to talk it over, huh? - Get away from me!

We've always had a laugh over my little affairs.

You told me they made you horny! You liked that just swell!

Because it was just stories!

There's no difference, it doesn't matter in the least. I'm really only yours.

Is it so naughty if I make it with someone else?

I mean it's all, happy banging, right?

Do not count on me to participate in that!

I guess it seems like the end of the world

to you right now, but you'll see, tomorrow

Don't get near me. We're history, the past!

There never will be a tomorrow for us!

I'm not going to share my marriage bed with someone like you!

You slut!

I shouldn't be surprised after all.

Blood will tell, but yours should be spilled!

Hey, you look all queer!

Thanks to Paolo. Big fight.

- Irreparable? - He wants a separation.

No kidding! Another woman?

- No, something other than that. - A man...

- Paolo? - No, me.

- It was a guy in Venice. - Oh, really! You had me scared!

It's over?

Turn's up!

Let me get the broads outta here!

Head for the showers!

I want to hear all the details!

Why did you tell him? He would for sure take it badly!

I was tell him stories for fun.

Whether your are a whore, or your are crazy!

All men are stupid pigs.!

You have to always deny, even the obvious.

They always speak about liberty for women, but not for theirs!

They're all the same! I don't want that ended like that!

Yesterday I was alone in my bed. I could not sleep.

Find yourself a guy. You will not be alone!

A woman cannot be satisfied by only one man.

And every man tastes differently.

A woman must try a lot of them!

Your problem, it's you husband who left you.

You're the one having done a mistake!

No, no, no with Paolo it's really different!

I love him, I do not want to lose it.

- Are you gonna help me? - How?

Talk to him, persuade him, tell him he is wrong.

Brilliant!

He has to realize the others do not matter.

- And if he refuses to listen? - No, he trusts in you,

He appreciates you very much. Please, Nadia.

I have "Carte blanche"?

What do you mean?

A white hair! My pussy is whitening!

Anyway you get "Carte blanche".

Okay then I think I'll just pop on over at lunch break.

Thank you, Nadia. I knew that I would be able to count on you!

Do you mind if I have a shower along as I'm here?

I was in such a big rush getting out this morning. I didn't even take a bidet.

That should never happen. If you must...

put off washing your face, chum But before leaving, always take a bidet.

Hey, you never know what might be coming up!

Yes?

Yeah? Ah, it's you. Yeah, yeah, sure, of course.

Hi! I'm glad you came.

I could really use your advice.

That's true.

- Poor idiot! - Why?

There's a terrific girl you're treating like scum.

You don't know what she did to me!

I certainly do. I just don't see where it's such a tragedy.

Well, how should I've handled it? Give her a medal?

There was no need to do anything! You've got the most wonderful girl in the world!

She's classy! She's great! Worships you!

So why do you put out her joy of living?

Because wives are supposed to make love with their husbands, nobody else?

You dumb-ass moron!

We're talking about a little affair of no importance!

You can't say that marriage encompassed the universe

or that you represent men of all types!

We're not back in the time of your mother and your father any more, take a look!

Would you like Diana to be like her?

No, of course not. I'm the big loser in this case.

- What can I do? I'm jealous! - Here we go!

But your jealousy is absurd and no use!

It's absurd and useless, there's no kind of sense to it!

Paolo, I could understand your misery, if she were tired of you.

But no sorry! She just wants minimal liberty, sex-wise!

Just the thing you've always had, you bum!

That's what's so horrible! The thought that she laughs with someone else.

That she uses the same little love words as she does with me!

Who's to know? She might even come!

I'm beginning to feel there's a time-bomb inside me!

A few minutes ago I was asleep and dreaming

that I was with Diana. It was a nightmare.

I'm telling you. I'm going, I'm going nuts.

I'm with you, Paolo,

and I can prove it to you.

I'm all wet. You feel?

If you knew how I wanted to feel your hands on me.

Lie down.

Oh, my God ...

I'm glad to see I don't turn you off.

Diana will not make a scene.

Nobody's going to see any jealous scenes.

Diana does not care.

- She gave me permission. - Diana?!

No, no, stop!

I don't want you. I want Diana! Bullshit!

Your cock said otherwise! Poor Diana,

she thought you were different.

You men are all the same.

Full of old-fashioned principles.

Honor, virtuousness, betrayal!

And a girl who's liberated is just a slut, right?

Try to understand Nadia. I can't, I won't!

And if I did, it would be like admitting Diana was right!

She's right, you're a fool. She is absolutely right.

Fighting it's no use. You silly bastard!

Your problem is that

you're a fag repressed. - Your underwear!

I've met assholes before, but men take the cake!

Here's hell to husbands in general and ours in particular!

Hey, chin up, little sister! We're out to enjoy life tonight.

Shorten up that long face!

Look at that! Sexy, no?

Not bad! Let's take pot luck!

- Hey, handsome! Approach a little! - Who, me?

I need information.

How are your hunk?

What the fuck! Come back here, you cunt!

Just don't let me catch you!

Hi, girls!

Holy mother of God What a beautiful ass!

It's a drag queen!

Hey, sweetheart! You carrying a dong or not?

Watch!

What are you doing with that? It is small.

- I can stick it in your ass. - Or I might stick this thing in yours!

Fuck you!

Go assholes, so fuck you!

I said it first, you ugly, pimping, bull-dyke bitch!

You fucking bitches, I'll catch you!

When we feel like living it up, where do we go?

I know a disco, yay!

We can do better than that, Mother Superior.

- A place where anything can happen to you. - Even the worst?

If you get lucky!

Hey, wait.

Girls!

I want something strong. What do you have?

Try a 'Delirium'. It'll make a corpse dance.

That's exactly what I need.

- What's in it? - Ecstasy.

Excuse me, could you give me some information?

What size are you carrying?

You shouldn't have to ask. We have already met each other!

The seminarian!

With a white collar, the other day on the bus!

- What are you doing here? - I'm doing my research!

How can I do a thesis about sin, and not know what it is?

Viens avec moi!

Oh god, I'm gonna scream!

Shriek, bellow!

Ah, I never met a tongue with a hard-on, you're great!

Are you sick? No, not at all.

I am OK.

How's it going?

I'm minus underpants!

Give me one of those drinks!

Hello? Yeah, what's up?

What's the news?

No, shit no, back off!

I don't give a fuck about any guarantee.

Just get me the fucking money quick, or it's your ass!

Paolo!

It's Diana!

You got a party?

Oh, yeah. It's great fun, fantastic!

Diana, it's 4 A.M. You're drunk Come back home.

- Who is with you? - Men! A lot of men!

A group of fabulous men!

It's Paolo! Guys, say hi!

Hi, Paolo!

How's it sound, dear!

Stop it! I forbid you! I'm your husband!

Nah, you know who you are?

You're a dumb stupid asshole!

I am free! I can sleep with the whole planet!

And not only that, I might not ever come home!

Come back or not, who gives a shit, you won't find me anyway!

I'm getting my ass outta here.

I've had it. I go to my parents!

Go, Go, Go!

I can't believe I ever sucked your cock, shitface!

So, hurry to little mama and, and screw her!

Cuckold!

Where are you going?

- Have you had it with the party? - Yeah, he's gonna give me a lift.

I am exhausted. and besides, I'm worried.

Paolo's threatening to move out.

Ah, come on, never! He's too in love, that boy!

- I'm leaving. - Fine, great. I'll stay a little more.

I found a hero of the resistance.

Think about what you do, Diana. Think of us.

I love you. Paolo. "

do you still love me?

Dear Marikla, not only do I still love him

But in my own way I feel that I'm a faithful wife.

Going with other men doesn't mean I'm betraying him.

Those are just casual flings of no importance at all.

Oh, they're great for a quick thrill.

But they have nothing at all to do with that mixture of body and soul,

that makes my relationship with Paolo beautiful and unique.

That's why I have no guilty feelings, no contrition,

I have no remorse.

That's why I don't want the love we share to finish like this.

But how do I go about making him understand that?

Diana.

Journal "Feelings", Milan.

Hey Sara! Come here!

Want some? I just caught.

- No! I hate them! - Feel bad, uh?

Just think, you could be between Diana's legs right now,

instead of sitting here eating your heart out.

What are you getting out of it?

- Nothing! - That's bullshit!

- You got a hard-on! - He's a goddam traitor!

- Anything! You want me to say? - No, no way! I'll tell you.

Your cock is more intelligent than you.

He's got his priorities straight, he knows she gives you everything with love.

He feels that you're acting like a bit of an ass-hole.

Yes, because actually, you should approve of her.

Yeah, you know what that means? That he's a prick!

Yes, God, thank you!

Anyway what good is it to destroy yourself with jealousy?

Develop a sense of irony and have a laugh about it! With Diana!

Hey there!

Dig up any clams yet?

Hey, you know I think we should be going!

- Okay! - Must be looking for us!

Hello!

Yes? Who's there? Hello!

- Please fuck yourself in the ear. - Who was that?

Probably an anonymous admirer.

This is the second time today.

But he will return, do not worry! Husbands always do that.

Hello? Hello?

Who is this?

Paolo? Is that you?

Can't you say some little thing?

You're still hoping! What does he have, this guy, that's so special?

I love him.

He has something special, but he does not understand.

It's all his fault!

Fidelity is not natural!

Yeah, yeah. But anyhow he's gone.

Oh, oh my God, there he is now!

- Who? Paolo! - No, not Paolo!

The Commodore Scarfatti, with his latest piece, uh, niece!

That man is so butch I just can't bear him!

- It's yours! - Fine, I'll take the commission!

Hello, Commodore. What a pleasure to see you again!

My dear Antonietta.

This is my long-lost niece, Maria.

A new?

Well, your family's remarkable! All the nieces are so pretty!

Well ...

I've told Maria all about your things. She wants some styles...

that are truly intimate.

- You understand me? - I certainly do, Commodore.

Let's see what we can find.

What color?

White, red, black?

- Miss, what do you prefer? - What do you think, uncle?

I must ask Antonietta just how she feels about it.

Well, I always say there's nothing like black, myself.

When a person has a light complexion like your niece,

the effect is sensational!

Unless Maria just stuck in there!

From there? Oh no!

My uncle, Come.

Give me your opinion.

I'm coming honey, I am coming.

It sounds a little too big.

Want to show us?

Of course, Commodore, whatever you like!

Now do you see what I mean?

It's disgraceful to take advantage of a young lady like that!

Sorry it saddens you.

Next the panties!

This girl is older than it seems. She knows exactly what she wants.

Perfect!

And now the denouement, a fast fuck! If he can manage to do it!

He'll manage, he'll manage! And not just one!

It's just evil! Certain perversions are simply intolerable!

It's all in how you look at it!

Do the same and it would bring lots of customers like him,

and I could take my retirement!

This is outrageous he does so with his niece.

I know, and I've seen a lot!

Maybe for the commander, that's right, love.

Love? He does not know what it means!

No more than you who only know the sex!

Diana, my dear, is something wrong?

It's a bad period I just have to get through.

- I had an argument with Paolo. - Poor little innocent thing!

You mustn't have the clients see you like that.

Come into my office.

So what's going on? Tell me everything!

There's not much to tell, Mister Silvio.

Paolo left me!

Oh my poor dear, cry your heart out.

You'll feel better.

It's awful. All because I went to bed with a couple of other guys.

I'm sorry, I did not want to hurt him.

Of course, I understand.

You did nothing wrong.

Oh, Mister Silvio. What are you doing?

Nothing, nothing.

It's going to get better.

Hey! Wowee!

It's him! I know the sound of that horn!

Diana, where are you going?

I told you: A husband is just like a bad penny!

Mr. Silvio is a pig.

How is your family?

I did not go see them.

Really? That surprises me.

- I have something to say. - To me? I'm listening.

I'll begin by saying I'll never get over what went on.

- What are you talking about? - I'm serious, Diana.

- I'm not joking around, you know! - I know. Neither do I.

I can not leave you. It's stronger than me.

Oh, Paolo! I love you, Paolo!

So I made a decision: live with your rules.

Do what you like from now on.

I love when my man talk like that!

- Who the hell gave you that? - No, Paolo.

- Paolo, you go again already! - I just want to know.

Before, I would have said it was my lover,

This time around I'll just say that I bumped into a tree.

Tell me the truth, Diana. I need to know.

All right Paolo, the French antiquarian, he's completely mad about little me.

You can do better than that.

Cousin Marco, he's arranging an elopement with me.

Go ahead, torture me. Get your jollies?

I have always done everything to please you.

And I did it, right?

Yes, it's true. I like the way you are.

I will not ask more questions.

And from now on, the only truth is that!

What a beautiful ass,

I find that embellishes this piece.

I bet you have not noticed it was remakes.

It does not show.

There was a long tear right in the middle.

Did you like Your first night in Venice?

It was great.

That's it what you have to say?

After all I've done you dare say that?

It was fantastic and I've never much enjoyed!

No, not now.

You'll ruin my eye-liner!

I have to go. Late already.

Where are you going dressed like that?

- Date with cousin Marco? - I have no idea where I'll go.

The weather is beautiful.

Venice is a city that excites me.

And I'm happy!

Goodbye, my love.

I'm so in love with, with my husband.

My own way I feel I'm a faithful wife.

The other men are just casual flings.

That's why I feel no guilt.

Believe me, I did nothing wrong. But how can I get him to see it? Diana.

Dear Diana. Hundreds of girls write me that

they betray their husbands, but love them.

What you call a whopping

is no longer the prerogative of only the males in our society.

It belongs to the women too.

And men should not be jealous.

I tell my readers

to live marriage as a film, not like a sporting event.

Instead of torture,

play an imaginary role.

Many women have understood all that.

Just read their letters. "

Dear Marikla, I work as a cleaner with a widower.

He likes to look at me and I can not wear underwear.

I let him touch me and sometimes more.

Am I abnormal?

Venice is an alcove, more than just a city.

A French poet named it sexe, femelle, d'Europe.

Alphonse, isn't it?

Mm-hmm.

I love you.

And me? You love me?

I'll settle for loving this.

What about you? Do you love me?

Can't you tell that I love you?

Hey, that area's delicate too, take it easy!

I know, but for the camera!

The problem is, I don't know how much film is left in aunt Emma's camera!

Forget about the camera! Concentrate on me!

Darling, it's true, we should live our marriage as though it was a film.

A precious heirloom for our grand children!

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