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I've got it!
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I got it!
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I got it, Herman.
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Hello?
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Who?
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Herman Munster? Yes, he's in.
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But he's out right now.
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Wait just a minute.
I'll get him. Hold on.
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Herman. Hey, it's for
you. Long distance.
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Dumb old doorknob.
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Hello?
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What? Germany calling?
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Yes, this is Herman Munster.
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Who?
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Dr. Frankenstein?
Dr. Frankenstein?
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He's been dead since 1832,
but take the call anyway.
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Hello?
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Mr. Munster, this is
Dr. Victor Frankenstein IV.
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I believe you were acquainted
with my great-grandpapa...
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the original Dr. Frankenstein.
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Acquainted? He made
me what I am today.
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I'm leaving for the
United States tomorrow...
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and I rather thought
of looking you up.
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You want to see me?
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I'm bringing with
me something...
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that I think will be of more
than passing interest to you.
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Goodbye.
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Johann, calm down.
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Johann, do calm down.
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I want you to be on
your best behavior...
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when you meet your
American cousin tomorrow.
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Herman, why didn't you tell Lily
about that phone call the other night...
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you got from
Dr. Frankenstein IV?
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You see, he called
me again this morning.
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He's in town...
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and he doesn't want me to discuss
his visit with anyone until he sees me.
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He says it's a matter
of great importance.
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Well, if you ask me, I think
it's a touch. I don't think so.
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Anyway, I'm gonna stop by
his hotel on my way to work.
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Eddie, you take those curlers
off your ears this minute.
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Nobody's going to notice
me with just plain pointed ears.
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Can't I curl them just a little?
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No, you can't. Eddie,
your mother is right.
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We don't want any child of ours
going to school and being stared at.
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Boy!
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Well, goodbye, dear.
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I'm off to the parlor. Bye-bye.
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Herman, just a minute.
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Herman, I want you to ask
Mr. Gateman to let you off early Friday.
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What's up?
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Don't you remember? We're going away
for the weekend to Happy Valley Lodge...
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just the two of us.
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And the weatherman has promised
thunderstorms and lightning.
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It'll be just like a
second honeymoon.
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Johann, how many
times do I have to tell you?
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This is a very respectable
hotel. We do not eat the furniture.
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Go back into your closet.
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Back!
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Stop that pounding.
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If you don't behave, I shall take
your brain out and put it in backwards.
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Now, you stay quiet in
there while I answer the door.
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Mr. Munster.
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Dr. Frankenstein, I presume?
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Do come in. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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You know, you look a lot
like your great-grandfather.
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He was quite a man.
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You just don't find those
old country doctors anymore.
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Mr. Munster, I will
come straight to the point.
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I have brought with me something that
I think you would like to have a look at.
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But you must be careful not to mention
it for reasons that will become obvious.
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I hope it's something my wife
wouldn't mind me looking at.
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Mr. Munster, prepare yourself.
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Mr. Munster, meet Johann.
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Doc, is it safe?
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Oh, yes, I have him
absolutely under my thumb.
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Back into the closet. Back!
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Well, what do you
think of Johann?
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Well, he's quite handsome, but
he certainly isn't much on small talk.
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I suppose you're
wondering how I ran into him.
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I am slightly puzzled. I mean,
faces like mine don't grow on trees.
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Please sit down. Thank you.
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Before my grandfather perfected
you, if you'll pardon the expression...
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he had one or two near misses.
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Is that so?
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Yes. Johann is
one of the rejects.
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He was discovered
about six months ago...
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living in the woods on the old ancestral
Frankenstein estate in Germany.
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He'd managed to
survive since 1815.
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He was terribly uncivilized...
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running about the countryside,
frightening young maidens...
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and terrifying the populace.
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Well, I did a little of that
myself before I got married.
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You know, Mr. Munster, you
have been polished by civilization.
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But I'm afraid our
friend Johann...
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needs some of the rough
edges knocked off him.
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Oh, I get it.
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You want me to go in the
closet and work him over.
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No. I want you to
take him home...
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and expose him to
some of the refinements
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and niceties of life
that you have achieved.
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But I would like to keep
the experiment quiet.
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For instance, I wish you wouldn't
blab about it in front of your wife.
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I won't say a thing.
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I'll stick the old boy
down in the dungeon...
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and slop some of my
charm on him in secret.
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Good.
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Johann.
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Johann, you will come out now.
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You will behave yourself and
you will go with this nice man.
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Gee, what happened to him?
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I sometimes use a little mental
telepathy, a sort of mild hypnosis.
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But you must watch
him, it won't last.
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We'll get along fine.
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Come along, Johann,
we're going bye-bye.
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Herman, you'd better
calm him down...
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before I bang him on the
nose and spoil his good looks.
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Please.
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Johann, you will calm down.
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You will calm down.
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You will now behave.
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We will now continue
with our reading lesson.
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"Look, look, look. See John run.
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"Look and see John
run. Run, run, run."
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Now you try it.
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Oh, very good.
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You see, he's pronouncing
his consonants much better now.
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Yeah? He ain't exactly ready
for the Harvard debating team.
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He's taking to
civilization very nicely.
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And I think my jacket on him
gives him a certain savoir-faire.
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It's right off the rack
at the Salvation Army.
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Golly, it's 1:05.
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I promised Dr. Frankenstein I'd drop
over and give him a report on Johann.
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Will you carry on till I get
back, Grandpa? Okay, Herman.
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Now, Johann, we shall
continue the lesson.
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Herman! Hmm?
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I want to know what you've been doing
down in that dungeon the past few days.
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And what were those
grunts and groans?
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What I've been
doing down in the...
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I've had a sore throat.
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And Grandpa fixed me
up some cough syrup.
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Yeah, that's right, he fixed me up
some cough syrup and I've been gargling.
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Herman, where are you going now?
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I have an appointment
with the doctor.
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That's right. That's who
I'm going to see, the doctor.
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All right, Herman. But be
sure and come home early.
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Remember, we're going
away for the weekend.
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Yes, dear.
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Come and help me pack.
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"Run, run, run.
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"Run, run..."
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Forget it.
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I'm going to go upstairs and watch
Life Can Be Wonderful on television.
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Hang around, I'll be right back.
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And that concludes
another episode of...
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Life Can Be Wonderful.
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Two divorces, a broken
home, a bus accident...
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and three suicides.
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Nothing interesting ever
happens on that show anymore.
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I think I'll look in the icebox, see if
we have any chopped lizard livers.
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Now for cartoon time.
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??
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There you are, Herman.
You're back already.
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What are you doing
there watching television?
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As you know, we're going
away for the weekend.
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My, aren't we in a grumpy mood.
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Oh, dear. Your
laryngitis is worse.
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Didn't the doctor
do anything for it?
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Come along, dear. Come on.
You can rest in the car on the way.
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I'll drive.
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Come along.
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Come on, Herman, I know
that's your favorite program...
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but we really have to get going.
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Well, have a nice time.
Where are you going?
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Aunt Lily and Uncle Herman
are going to Happy Valley.
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We'll be back Monday.
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So long. Don't worry about a
thing and have a nice weekend.
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Bye now.
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And then I said to
the travel agent...
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"Make sure you get us
reservations in a very nice place...
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"because if there's anything
we can't stand, it's weird people."
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And so he suggested
Happy Valley Lodge.
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And I told him that we
wanted everything just right.
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'Cause we were considering
this weekend a sort of a...
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second honeymoon, and then...
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Herman, what's the matter?
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Stop mumbling, for heaven's
sakes, and say something.
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Run, run, run.
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Look, look, look.
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All right, dear. If your
throat's that sore, forget it.
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Hi, everybody, I'm home.
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Anybody here?
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Hey.
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Hmm?
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Hey. What do you
think you're doing?
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Don't grunt at me,
you miserable creep!
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Burn! Burn! Grandpa.
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Burn!
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Grandpa! What's
the matter with you?
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That's no way for a
self-respecting Republican to act.
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Herman, it's you!
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Of course it's me.
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So it is.
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You know, I kind of thought you'd
came a long way from, "Run, run, run."
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I get it. You thought
I was Johann.
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By the way, where is Johann?
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Herman, I've got something to tell
you and I think you better sit down.
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I don't want to sit
down. Where is Johann?
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Johann has gone off for the
weekend with your wife, Lily.
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Well, that's no
reason to sit down...
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just because Johann has gone
off for the weekend with my...
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With my...
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That dumb old Dr. Frankenstein!
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I'll kill him!
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I'll kill him! I'll kill
him! I'll kill him!
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Hello, operator!
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Emergency!
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What? Oh, just a minute.
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Where are we calling, Grandpa?
The Happy Valley Lodge.
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The emergency's about to
happen at the Happy Valley Lodge!
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Do I know the area code?
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I don't even know my own name
and you're asking me for details.
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What?
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Now what's the matter? The
operator told me to put my daddy on.
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Hello? Listen.
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We want to call the
Happy Valley Lodge...
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area code 416...
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person-to-person,
Mrs. Lily Munster.
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That rotten old Johann,
running off with my wife.
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On top of everything else he
took my new fishing pole with him.
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What?
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What is it? Tone
it down, please.
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I'm sorry, operator. Would
you please speak a little louder?
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Please, Herman.
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Speak a little louder. My stupid
son-in-law is banging his head on the wall.
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Doesn't everything
look wonderful?
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A romantic dinner for two.
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Herman, you light the candles.
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That's right, dear. Save your
voice, but light the candles.
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Herman.
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Come on, Hermie. Come out of there
so we can have a romantic evening.
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They're ringing it now.
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Give me the phone. All right.
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Aren't they yummy?
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Yummy. Yummy.
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Run, run, run.
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Herman, I've never seen
you act this coy before.
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Silly.
248
00:18:38,112 --> 00:18:39,273
Hello?
249
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,484
Hello, Lily? This is Herman.
250
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,355
Herman...
251
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,737
It can't be you on the phone
because you're here in the closet.
252
00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:49,112
She says I'm in the closet.
253
00:18:49,117 --> 00:18:52,747
In the closet? Give me
that phone, you big boob.
254
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:56,122
Hello. Lily Munster,
this is your father.
255
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,358
Now, hear this.
256
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,998
Grandpa, is this
some kind of joke?
257
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,479
A joke?
258
00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:04,381
Yes, calling up here
and imitating Herman.
259
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:08,564
No. That was Herman's
voice. You see, he's right here.
260
00:19:09,176 --> 00:19:12,305
Very funny, Grandpa. But
Herman is right here with me.
261
00:19:12,888 --> 00:19:16,086
And I don't want you bothering
me anymore with your silly jokes.
262
00:19:26,484 --> 00:19:29,318
Poopsie, you can come out now.
263
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:35,959
Run, run, run.
264
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,541
Play, play, play.
265
00:19:43,696 --> 00:19:44,891
Just fancy that.
266
00:19:44,912 --> 00:19:48,576
You mean to say that Johann is
rendezvousing at Happy Valley Lodge...
267
00:19:48,495 --> 00:19:49,588
with your wife?
268
00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:51,083
That's right.
269
00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:54,242
And I don't think it's what
you English guys call cricket.
270
00:19:54,637 --> 00:19:58,631
You know, we agreed to smooth out
the rough edges, but this is ridiculous.
271
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,666
Perhaps I could resort to
long-distance hypnotism.
272
00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:04,342
I've had some success
with Johann in the past.
273
00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:09,124
Johann. Johann.
274
00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:15,028
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
275
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,887
The area code's 416.
276
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:19,179
Yes, thank you very much.
277
00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:21,557
Johann. Johann.
278
00:20:22,247 --> 00:20:24,648
These will help
your laryngitis, dear.
279
00:20:29,477 --> 00:20:30,672
Herman.
280
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,889
What's the matter, Herman?
281
00:20:34,947 --> 00:20:38,349
What's come over you? I
always thought you liked grapes.
282
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,041
I am calling you.
283
00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:55,211
Johann, come to me. Come to me.
284
00:20:55,518 --> 00:20:57,749
Do you think you're
getting through to him?
285
00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:00,451
I'm sorry, chaps, I
seem to have botched it.
286
00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:05,609
I'm afraid I don't have the flair for this
sort of thing that my great-grandpapa had.
287
00:21:11,162 --> 00:21:13,393
Jolly good effort,
Johann! You returned.
288
00:21:13,370 --> 00:21:14,963
Ask about my fishing pole.
289
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,009
Herman Munster,
you come back here.
290
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:20,103
How dare you run out on me?
291
00:21:20,088 --> 00:21:22,785
Madam, I'll thank you to take
your hands off my creature.
292
00:21:22,743 --> 00:21:25,542
Your creature nothing.
This is my husband.
293
00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:28,897
No, Lily. This creature
is your husband.
294
00:21:34,325 --> 00:21:36,556
I know what I see
here is not true.
295
00:21:37,012 --> 00:21:41,074
And I'm not going to get excited.
I'm just going to simply keep calm...
296
00:21:40,979 --> 00:21:42,948
and cool and I...
297
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,714
Lily!
298
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:58,230
You come out of there.
Lily, please open up.
299
00:21:58,159 --> 00:22:01,095
Do come out, madame.
This is Johann's closet.
300
00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:05,798
Although Johann is the exact
duplicate of your husband...
301
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,176
he is extremely
uncouth and uncivilized.
302
00:22:08,204 --> 00:22:09,502
That's right, Lily.
303
00:22:09,516 --> 00:22:13,112
And Herman and I were trying to teach
him some manners and how to read.
304
00:22:13,036 --> 00:22:15,096
That's what we were
doing down in the basement.
305
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,144
I thought you were acting
unusually stupid last night.
306
00:22:18,314 --> 00:22:19,942
My wife is very perceptive.
307
00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:24,804
The way things have worked out, I think
it best if I take Johann back to Germany...
308
00:22:24,712 --> 00:22:26,112
to be tutored in private.
309
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,419
But I do want to thank
you all for your help.
310
00:22:28,711 --> 00:22:30,179
Come, Johann.
311
00:22:31,782 --> 00:22:33,808
Say goodbye to the nice people.
312
00:22:34,982 --> 00:22:40,845
Run, run... run.
313
00:22:44,835 --> 00:22:47,669
I think we'd better be
going. Come along, Johann.
314
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,296
Goodbye, Doctor.
315
00:22:51,362 --> 00:22:55,094
Bye-bye, nice having
you. Bye, Johann.
316
00:22:58,784 --> 00:23:01,515
Herman, what are you doing
with that first-grade reader?
317
00:23:02,751 --> 00:23:05,619
Well, shucks, I just wanted
to see how it comes out.
318
00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:09,733
"See John and
Jane with the ball.
319
00:23:10,461 --> 00:23:13,590
"See John and Jane
play with the ball.
320
00:23:14,812 --> 00:23:16,906
"Play, play, play."
321
00:23:19,451 --> 00:23:23,855
"Play, play, play. Look
at John and Jane play."
322
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:26,897
Grandpa, I just had
a terrible thought.
323
00:23:27,353 --> 00:23:30,414
Do you think Dr. Frankenstein
could have gotten mixed up?
324
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,616
I mean, taken Herman
and left me Johann?
325
00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:36,072
Of course not, Lily.
326
00:23:36,471 --> 00:23:37,734
Anyhow, if you ask me...
327
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,379
there's not enough
difference to worry about.
328
00:23:40,429 --> 00:23:44,979
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