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There it is, my friends...
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the old deserted house.
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They say at night, strange
sounds come from this house.
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Come, let's go closer.
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Are you afraid?
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You don't believe
in ghosts, do you?
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Well, there's no turning back.
You've entered the house of...
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Zombo.
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Good evening, Commodore.
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And good evening, my
friends. So nice of you to drop in.
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I don't get much
company, you know...
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except for a few old friends
who like to hang around.
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Today is our big day.
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Yoo-hoo.
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I'm home.
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Today is the day we
announce the winner of...
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"I Like Zombo
Because..." contest.
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Hi, Son. How about a
nice big hug for your father?
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Will it be you? Or maybe you?
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Well, we'll all find out
in just a few minutes.
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Eddie.
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But right now, it's
time for Chapter 26...
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of Mark of the Werewolf.
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Will the werewolf strike again?
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I hope so.
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He hasn't had a decent meal...
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since Chapter 15.
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How about a handshake?
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As we open tonight's story,
our friend the werewolf...
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is once again out in the cold.
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The wind is blowing and howling.
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How about a look?
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Hi, Pop.
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Darn! Darn! Darn!
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You know that Zombo program has
become the talk of the neighborhood kids?
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I'm glad Eddie
likes that program.
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It's good, wholesome
entertainment.
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And every boy needs
a legendary hero.
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That's fine, but why does he need
a stranger for a legendary hero...
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when he's got me?
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Don't worry, Herman. He'll
tire of that program before long.
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Sure he will.
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And he'll return to the
bosom of his family...
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and we'll have real
togetherness again...
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just like that family on the
"Share the Deodorant" commercial.
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Today, we have a
brand-new sponsor.
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A revolutionary new
snack treat called...
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Crumble Creature Crackers.
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All you do, my dears...
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is take it out of
the box like this...
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and you destroy it in the bowl.
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Then you add milk
and drown it like this.
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Make snacktime funtime...
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with Crumble Creature Crackers.
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And now, my
friends, come with me.
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Here's the moment that
you have all been waiting for.
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It's time to announce
the winner of the...
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"I Like Zombo
Because..." contest.
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Oh, boy!
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For all of you who wrote,
"I like Zombo" letters...
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I would just like to say...
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you have good taste.
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And now, I would like to
say it was a difficult choice...
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but the winner is...
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Eddie Munster, 1313
Mockingbird Lane.
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Who? Me?
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Yes, you, Eddie Munster.
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We'll be sending you lots
of swell prizes right away...
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beautiful prizes,
but remember...
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as the winner, you are
going to be my special guest...
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next Friday, right
here... on the show.
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Oh, boy, I won! Hey,
everybody, I won!
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Hey, you guys, I won!
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Wait a minute.
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What did you win? The
"I Like Zombo" contest.
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I get a whole mess of surprises,
and I get to be on his T.V. show.
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Oh, that's wonderful!
Hey, how about that?
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Yeah. How about that?
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Zombo is the neatest guy.
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When I grow up, I want
to be just like Zombo.
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But, Son, I thought you
want to be just like me.
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That's what you always
used to say, remember?
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Sure, Pop, but that was just
when I was just a dumb kid.
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You know what I mean.
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Sure.
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I think there's someone's at
the door. I bet that's for me.
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The guys probably heard
Zombo say my name on T.V.
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Wait, Eddie. Son?
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Where have I failed?
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Now, Herman, you
know how kids are.
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Sure. I know how kids are.
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Rotten.
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Hey, Eddie, I heard Zombo
say you won the contest.
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Boy, are you lucky!
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Yeah, I wish got to
meet him in person.
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He's the neatest-looking
guy on T.V. I'll say...
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He sure is. Boy, the way
he talks is really boss.
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Mmm-Hmm.
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Hey, you guys, I got an idea.
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Why don't we form a Zombo club?
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And we can all
watch Zombo together.
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Hey, yes.
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Zombo is the greatest.
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Zombo is a fink.
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Well, what does it say?
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Fifty-five.
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Absolutely normal.
Herman, you are not sick.
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But Grandpa, I hurt all
over, especially right here.
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Where did they put it?
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Here it is.
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Grandpa, I tell you,
I'm in bad shape.
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Herman, you're just
trying to get attention...
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because you're jealous of Zombo.
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So Eddie's little friends formed a club,
and Eddie's excited about meeting Zombo.
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It'll all blow over.
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You really think so? I know so.
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Herman, you are his
father. You've given him
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everything he has.
I mean, let's face it.
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What can Zombo give him
that his own father can't?
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A portable television
set, a bicycle...
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a complete scuba outfit, and a
model airplane that really flies.
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You know, I had no idea
Eddie had won so much.
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Yes. I haven't seen
this much loot since...
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we had the winning ticket on
the Transylvanian Sweepstakes.
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Has Uncle Herman
seen all this yet?
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Not yet. The poor
dear isn't feeling well.
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I've just made him another hot
caldron of cream-of-buzzard soup.
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Well, I guess you're
right, Grandpa.
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I am being childish
about this whole thing.
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After all...
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a man 150 years old should
not act like a spoiled brat.
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Take my advice, Herman.
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Forget about Zombo.
Don't even think about him.
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That's just what
I'm going to do.
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I'm going to put him
right out of my mind.
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After all, I'm still Eddie's
hero. Sure you are.
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I'm a hero to the whole
family. Of course, Herman.
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Now, stick out that granite jaw.
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Puff out that barrel chest.
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That's it, Herman.
You're our hero.
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You are our own Mickey Mantle.
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Go.
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And look what else that
lovely man sent Eddie.
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Isn't he impressive?
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You should read the inscription.
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"To Eddie. You kill me. Zombo."
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Isn't that sweet?
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You know, I had no idea that
Zombo was such a handsome man.
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Hasn't he got the cutest smirk?
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But that twisted nose, it
gives him kind of a rugged look.
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Oh, that Zombo, he's just a
great, big, lovable, voodoo doll.
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You know, I just might
join Eddie's fan club myself.
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Me, too.
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Grandpa, Mickey
Mantle just struck out.
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You want me to
drink this? What is it?
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It's a secret potion.
It won't last long...
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but for a short time,
you'll be so good-looking...
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you'll out-Zombo Zombo.
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And then, Eddie and his friends will
really have to sit up and take notice.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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Well? It's not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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I'll tell you one thing, it
certainly beats that Brand X.
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Herman, that's not what I mean.
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Do you feel it taking effect?
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Do I feel it taking effect? No.
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No, I don't feel a thing.
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I don't think you
put in the proper...
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I don't think I made
it strong enough.
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Grandpa.
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Grandpa, I'm sorry, I think I
broke one of your test tubes.
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Herman? Herman, it worked!
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What worked? What
worked? Just a minute.
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Take a look at yourself.
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Herman, you are gorgeous!
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Grandpa, you've done it!
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I'm adorable!
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You living doll, you!
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Herman, if Tony Curtis looked
like you, there'd be no stopping him.
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I'm going to go right upstairs, and
show Eddie and all his little friends...
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how handsome I am.
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I'm really going to make
a bum out of that Zombo.
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Here's your cloak. Thank you.
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I got this television
and this bike...
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and those great walkie-talkies.
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Yeah, and this neat plane, too.
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Boo.
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Hi, Pop.
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You recognized me?
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Clever boy.
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Is that really your
pop? Yeah, I guess so.
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What's he up to with
the corny makeup?
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I don't know, I thought those
office parties were over till next year.
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Well, gang, how do I look?
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Gee, Mr. Munster,
sir, you look real...
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Doesn't he, Frank?
Oh, he sure does.
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And what do you
think, little Billy?
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I'd rather not say, sir.
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My father told me never
to insult older people.
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Oh, I see.
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And...
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what do you think, Edward?
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Gee, Pop.
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Did you have to go and embarrass
me in front of all of my friends like this?
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But Eddie...
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I thought if you liked Zombo
so much, you'd really dig this.
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But Pop, Zombo's a real guy.
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You're just faking.
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Come on, guys.
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Well, Herman, how did it
go? I'll bet you were a smash.
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Smash.
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I'll smash you, you mad,
dumb, old scientist, you!
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Where's Lily and Eddie?
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Why, Grandpa...
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today is the day that Eddie's to
appear on Zombo's television show.
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Aunt Lily took him
down to the studio.
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So that's why Herman
is up in his room sulking.
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Don't you think he'll come down
to watch his own son on television?
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Well, I don't know.
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The last time I looked in, he
was banging his head on the floor.
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I know Uncle Herman
is a little bit jealous, but...
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He wouldn't go that far.
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There goes old sorehead again.
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You must be Eddie Munster.
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Yes, sir. And this is my mother.
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How do you do, Mrs. Munster?
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My name is Dave Swenson,
I'm the director of the show.
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Glad to meet you.
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I must say, Mrs. Munster, you and
the boy certainly are awfully good sports.
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Thank you. Why?
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I mean, getting all decked
out in these crazy outfits...
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just to come down
and see the show.
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Yes, well.
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All right, Eddie, here
he is. This is Zombo.
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Hi there, Eddie.
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You're just kidding, aren't
you, mister? This isn't Zombo.
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No, he isn't kidding.
I'm Zombo, all right.
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You just don't recognize me
without my makeup and my costume.
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Mrs. Munster, why don't you and
Eddie sit over there and watch?
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Hurry him up, will you,
Cal? We're on in 30 minutes.
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Hey, Mom, you know what I
think? I think that he's a fake.
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They've probably got the
real Zombo tied up someplace.
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No, Eddie, it's just
that sometimes...
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people look a little different in
person than they do on television.
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Boy, I'll say...
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he's the weirdest
looking guy I ever saw.
247
00:17:57,693 --> 00:17:59,423
There we are, Eddie.
248
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,286
A little makeup, my wig...
249
00:18:01,274 --> 00:18:03,869
my claws and my hat...
250
00:18:06,742 --> 00:18:08,142
and my cape...
251
00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:12,966
and of course, my teeth.
I mustn't forget those.
252
00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:16,729
And here I am,
your old friend...
253
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,384
Zombo.
254
00:18:21,582 --> 00:18:22,675
Yeah.
255
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:27,668
Come on, Uncle Herman, the
show goes on in a few minutes.
256
00:18:27,594 --> 00:18:29,825
I won't do it!
257
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,521
I won't watch that
dumb old Zombo.
258
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,607
Come on, Herman.
259
00:18:33,638 --> 00:18:34,901
When that show goes on...
260
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:37,386
you're going to be sitting
in front of the television set.
261
00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:39,873
Okay, but I'll have
my eyes closed.
262
00:18:40,098 --> 00:18:42,693
Uncle Herman, you'll
do no such thing.
263
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:44,989
Well, I'll keep one closed.
264
00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:49,762
I won't do it!
265
00:18:51,258 --> 00:18:53,159
And you can't make me.
266
00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:55,672
Come on, Herman,
this is ridiculous.
267
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:14,416
Now, Eddie, when
Zombo calls your name...
268
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,043
you walk in front of
the camera with Zombo.
269
00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:18,470
You got that?
270
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:22,628
Hey, what's wrong with
Zombo's house? It's crummy.
271
00:19:22,758 --> 00:19:25,023
And what are those guys doing?
272
00:19:25,572 --> 00:19:27,417
They make the mist
and the cobwebs...
273
00:19:27,363 --> 00:19:28,592
you see on your screen.
274
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,511
Isn't anything around here real?
275
00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:32,554
Real? This is television.
276
00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:34,777
There he is.
277
00:19:34,783 --> 00:19:38,686
The stranger that invaded my
happy home on that boob tube.
278
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:45,503
Oh, look, there's Eddie.
Marilyn, quick. Turn up the sound
279
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:51,993
and today he's my
special guest star.
280
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:56,288
Well, Eddie, how
does it feel to sit here...
281
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:59,177
with Zombo in his
house of horrors?
282
00:20:02,509 --> 00:20:05,377
What's the matter? The
bat's got your tongue?
283
00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:07,453
Tell me, Eddie...
284
00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:11,665
is there anything you want to
say to all your friends and fiends...
285
00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:13,824
in television land?
286
00:20:14,469 --> 00:20:15,469
Yeah.
287
00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:17,197
Yeah.
288
00:20:17,603 --> 00:20:21,563
I'd like to tell everybody that
Zombo is nothing but a big fake.
289
00:20:25,502 --> 00:20:28,961
Grandpa, he's a
phony. Attaboy, Eddie.
290
00:20:28,988 --> 00:20:31,253
Give it to him,
Son, give it to him.
291
00:20:31,226 --> 00:20:34,287
Give him one for Grandpa.
Bite him in the neck!
292
00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:37,841
Cut, cut!
293
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,114
Stop.
294
00:20:43,219 --> 00:20:45,848
That rotten kid!
I'll never forgive!
295
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:49,041
Due to technical difficulties
beyond our control...
296
00:20:48,976 --> 00:20:52,037
the Zombo show will not
be seen this afternoon.
297
00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:53,242
Or ever.
298
00:21:02,982 --> 00:21:04,314
Mom!
299
00:21:06,085 --> 00:21:07,383
My child.
300
00:21:07,907 --> 00:21:09,375
You... you...
301
00:21:09,954 --> 00:21:13,789
Don't you lay a
hand on my poor boy!
302
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:18,210
Your poor boy just ruined Zombo.
303
00:21:19,164 --> 00:21:21,759
I'm glad it happened,
do you hear me?
304
00:21:21,786 --> 00:21:24,688
I'm glad. I've
tried to get out of...
305
00:21:25,496 --> 00:21:28,466
I've tried to get out of this
contract for a month now.
306
00:21:28,406 --> 00:21:30,705
I am made for
much better things.
307
00:21:31,636 --> 00:21:35,630
Macbeth, Hamlet,
My Mother the Car.
308
00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:39,716
Thanks to you, Eddie,
you've made me a free man.
309
00:21:40,527 --> 00:21:41,722
Eddie...
310
00:21:45,355 --> 00:21:47,756
don't grow up to be like Zombo.
311
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,929
Grow up to be a nice,
normal, human being...
312
00:21:52,391 --> 00:21:54,019
like your father.
313
00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:04,649
Now, Eddie, don't
take it so hard.
314
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,654
But, Pop, Zombo's
nothing but a fake.
315
00:22:07,965 --> 00:22:11,868
Without his makeup and everything,
he's nothing but an ordinary actor.
316
00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:14,672
There should be a law
against fooling kids like that.
317
00:22:14,617 --> 00:22:18,486
But, Son, that's an
actor's job, to pretend.
318
00:22:19,094 --> 00:22:21,723
He's supposed to make
someone believe in something.
319
00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:24,676
You see, when you're
very young, like you are...
320
00:22:24,658 --> 00:22:26,149
and all your little friends...
321
00:22:26,161 --> 00:22:29,461
it's a lot more fun if you believe
what you're seeing is real.
322
00:22:30,574 --> 00:22:35,410
Pop, you knew that Zombo was
really an actor all the time, didn't you?
323
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:42,050
When you get right down to it,
your old dad's a pretty sharp cat.
324
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,133
I'm going to go tell
the guys in my club...
325
00:22:46,117 --> 00:22:48,552
just how you explained
Zombo being an actor.
326
00:22:48,962 --> 00:22:51,193
See you, Pop. See you, Eddie.
327
00:22:54,783 --> 00:22:56,308
Well, Herman...
328
00:22:56,318 --> 00:23:00,187
I don't know what you said to Eddie,
but it certainly seems to have worked.
329
00:23:00,092 --> 00:23:03,392
Yep. I guess his old dad knew
how to handle the situation.
330
00:23:04,888 --> 00:23:09,656
Somehow, I wish he hadn't exposed
Zombo on T.V. as a fake, though.
331
00:23:09,781 --> 00:23:10,976
So do I.
332
00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:15,220
It must have disappointed a lot of
little children who believed in him.
333
00:23:15,313 --> 00:23:18,010
Little children? How about me?
334
00:23:19,311 --> 00:23:23,180
Herman, you don't mean to
say you believed in Zombo?
335
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,491
I must admit I was...
336
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:28,206
jealous of him
for a while, but...
337
00:23:28,649 --> 00:23:32,279
I sure think he's
a super-neato guy.
338
00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:34,909
Oh, Herman.
339
00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:39,509
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