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You know, Lily,
it's very nice to relax after supper.
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[Chuckles]
Did you have a hard day at the parlor, dear?
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Did I? People were
in and out all day.
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Eh, don't complain, Herman.
You should be grateful you've got a going business.
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[Clattering]
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What is it
you've got there, Herman?
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Popcorn.
L-I thought I'd make some...
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and sort of
keep things jumping.
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[Eddie] Now you stay there, Spot,
and be a good boy. [Footsteps Pounding]
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[Spot Growling]
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Hey, Dad, I got
a new record today.
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Is it okay if I play it
on the phonograph?
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Why, of course, Eddie.
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I think it's very nice
for a young boy to be interested in music.
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[Chuckling]
You know, Eddie, back in the Old Country,
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you couldn't keep me away
from good music.
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Hmm! Why, I used to haunt
the opera house night and day.
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Turn the horn around, Eddie,
so that we can all hear it.
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Huh.
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?? [Rock And Roll Blaring]
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[Growls]
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- [Gulps]
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[No Audible Dialogue]
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[Yelling, Drowned Out By Music]
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But, Pop,
they're The Standells.
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Every kid in school
is crazy about 'em.
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And they're coming to town
for a concert.
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Boy, I'd give anything
to meet 'em face-to-face.
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Whew, Eddie...
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[Sighs]
We can all be thankful that that will never happen.
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Okay, okay, Pops.
So we're picking up 8,000 for a one-night stand in this town.
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We don't want
to get stomped to death.
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Yeah, that last hotel was too much
with those 2,000 screaming kids in the lobby.
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Look, why don't you rent us
a mansion with a couple of swimming pools.
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Like you did
in Beverly Hills.
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You guys wrecked
the last two places like that...
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cost us $15,000 damages.
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Well, then get us a place
on the outskirts, one we can't hurt.
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Hey, that's a good idea.
Right on.
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Yeah. Well, all right.
All right.
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I've got a real estate
agent working on it, and he's spotted a place.
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"1313 Mockingbird Lane."
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It's owned by some people
named, uh, "Munster."
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I'm going out there now
and try to make a deal.
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Yeah, when those Munsters find out
what we're willing to pay,
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they'll practically fall over dead.
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It's nice you're interested
in our house, Mr. Murdock,
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but it simply isn't for rent.
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But it would be just right
for these, uh, friends of mine.
50
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And I'm prepared to make
a very attractive offer.
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Oh, but my aunt and uncle
are out right now, and Grandfather's up in the attic.
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Oh, uh, working?
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Oh, no. He just likes
to hang around up there.
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I only want to
rent the place for my clients for the weekend.
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And we're prepared
to pay $500.
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Well, I really don't believe
they'd consider renting it.
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Are you sure
you heard me right, miss?
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I said $1,500 for a weekend.
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Oh, well, that's very generous,
60
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but they're very touchy
about having strangers in the house.
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00:04:05,404 --> 00:04:07,634
In all the years
that we've lived here,
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I can't recall more
than eight or nine people ever getting past the front door.
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Yes. Well, uh, you folks
think it over.
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And have your aunt
or uncle call me, huh?
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Here's my card.
Oh, thank you.
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Good-bye.
Good-bye.
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Even my boys
couldn't hurt this dump.
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This Mr. Murdock seemed
very anxious to rent the place.
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But $1,500,
just for the weekend?
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[Scoffs]
Must be some congressman here on government business.
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Mm-hmm.
I don't think so.
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He called back three times.
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And he said he'd even
put us all up at a hotel if we'd rent the place.
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But we don't even know
who the man represents.
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L-I mean, what would
the neighbors think...
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if they saw a bunch of
strange-looking people living in our home?
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Grandpa, we could
use the money.
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We still owe that bill
to the vet...
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from the last time
you went out prowling a-and caught distemper.
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00:05:02,175 --> 00:05:05,542
Grandpa, if you'd taken
your shots when I told you to,
81
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you could have
saved us $400.
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Hey, Mom,
if we do rent the place,
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could I use some of the money
to buy Spot a new toy?
84
00:05:11,899 --> 00:05:15,562
Oh, Eddie, we gave him
a foreign sports car for Christmas.
85
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He played with it
a couple of times,
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and then he threw it
over the back fence.
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Uncle Herman,
what should I tell the man if he calls back again?
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Marilyn, dear,
I've thought the thing over from all angles,
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and I have come
to a conclusion.
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We will accept
the man's offer.
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That is my decision
as head of the house. [Chuckles]
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[Clears Throat]
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That's all right with you,
isn't it, pussycat?
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Oh, uh, Lily,
I'm gonna leave the key under the mat, dear,
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for our temporary tenants.
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We don't want any burglars
getting in here.
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Eh, Herman, how are
our tenants going to know...
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that the key is
under the mat?
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Please, Grandpa,
I've taken care of everything.
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00:06:07,869 --> 00:06:10,167
I hope those tenants
don't ruin our beautiful yard.
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Oh, dear, yes.
It's taken us years to get it in this condition.
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Lily, I've taken care
of that too, dear.
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Wait a minute!
I forgot to say good-bye to Spot.
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[Groans]
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Good-bye, Spot!
[Spot Growls]
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We're leaving now, Spot!
[Growling Continues]
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Now, you be a good boy
while we're gone.
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[Growls]
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He's a good fellow,
isn't he?
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[Laughing, Grunting]
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[Car Door Shuts, Engine Starts]
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What is that?
You got me.
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Since when has the morgue
been giving curb service?
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Grandpa, Lily, Marilyn,
you go on in and register.
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I'll park the car.
There's a sign... underground garage.
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Underground?
Herman, let me go with you.
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I might run into
a few old friends.
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No, Grandpa.
You go on in with the girls and keep an eye on them.
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There are lots of
fresh traveling salesmen in hotel lobbies.
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May I?
Yeah, here.
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00:08:01,539 --> 00:08:06,306
[Grunts] What do you got in here?
Just my father's extra pair of shoes.
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00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:12,494
Hey, guys,
what do you think of this coop?
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00:08:12,478 --> 00:08:15,709
Reminds me of
the converted car barn we played in San Francisco.
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[Igor Squeaking]
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Hey...
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- What was that?
- Well, it was no swallow from Capistrano.
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Hey, look at this thing.
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?? [Organ Notes Honk]
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That's crazy, man.
You can see the notes while you play 'em.
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00:08:35,889 --> 00:08:38,949
Hey, dig this lopsided "geetar."
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Wow.
Wow.
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?? [Harp Note Sounds]
That's swing.
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[All Laughing]
Hey, guys, you know what?
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This calls for a party.
135
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That's a good idea.
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Let's get on the horn
and call us up some playmates. Now you're talking!
137
00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:11,066
Eh, say, uh,
what's this thing?
138
00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:13,442
Uh, that's the air conditioner, sir.
Well, turn it on.
139
00:09:13,406 --> 00:09:17,172
The air seems
awfully fresh in here. Yes, sir.
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Hey, Mom, can I go out
and walk around the ledge?
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Oh, no. No, Eddie.
You might fall off and hurt somebody.
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Now you go right in, Eddie,
and get ready for bed.
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[Sighs]
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No dust!
And at these prices too!
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[Clears Throat]
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Uh, uh, Grandpa,
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the bellboy is
holding out his hand.
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What for?
You're supposed to grease his palm.
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Oh!
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[Chuckling]
I'm sorry.
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00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:09,534
Where were you, Herman?
Oh, Lily, I had a terrible time parking.
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00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,878
Yeah. You know,
I think this hotel is having labor trouble.
153
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,893
Just as I drove in
their underground garage,
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00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:17,871
the attendant quit.
What kind of a dump is this?
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00:10:17,822 --> 00:10:20,450
Mom,
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00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,937
I don't think I can sleep
in that creepy bed.
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00:10:22,907 --> 00:10:24,841
Could I sleep
in the dresser drawer?
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00:10:24,826 --> 00:10:27,317
At least it has handles on it.
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00:10:27,288 --> 00:10:29,518
We'll see, Eddie.
Oh, Herman,
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I don't know
about this place.
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I wish we were back
in our own cozy little house...
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enjoying a nice, quiet evening.
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[Sighs]
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[Chattering]
The Smith Brothers have arrived!
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Sorry to hear about that eye.
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00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,974
[Chattering Continues]
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00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:49,120
[Man]
Hey, sweetheart... [Continues, Indistinct]
168
00:10:49,101 --> 00:10:51,865
Hey, Tony, Nick,
the P.T.A. Have arrived!
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00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:54,650
Come on in.
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00:10:54,635 --> 00:10:56,865
Oh, Herman, I thought
we were going to spend...
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00:10:56,841 --> 00:11:00,675
an enjoyable weekend
away from home, but nothing has worked out.
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00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,744
I agree, dear.
I think it's ridiculous...
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00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:06,094
to put up
with all these hardships and inconveniences.
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00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,750
But how can we go home?
We signed that lease.
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00:11:08,707 --> 00:11:10,641
Oh, I don't care if we did.
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We'll just ask them
to leave.
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I'm with you all the way, dear.
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Eh, but will you
do the talking?
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All right.
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Oh, Marilyn,
will you get Grandpa so we can get going?
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Come on, Grandpa.
I'll be right with you.
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?? [Rock And Roll]
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00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:39,345
? Everybody we know?
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00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:44,822
? I'm gonna set you straight
This dance is great? Herman, look at all the cars.
185
00:11:44,752 --> 00:11:46,743
What's going on here?
186
00:11:46,736 --> 00:11:49,466
And look at the house.
It's all lit up.
187
00:11:49,423 --> 00:11:52,483
Yes, it sure gives it
an eerie effect.
188
00:11:52,429 --> 00:11:55,557
Listen! I hear music.
189
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:59,129
Those people
who rented our house are throwing a party.
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00:11:59,049 --> 00:12:02,678
Lily, let's go back
to the hotel. [Engine Starts]
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00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,229
Herman, Herman, no, no.
We'll do no such thing.
192
00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:10,951
That is our house,
and those people are throwing a wild party.
193
00:12:10,819 --> 00:12:15,620
Now you, as head of the family,
will go right in there and demand that they leave!
194
00:12:15,489 --> 00:12:18,014
? I'm gonna set you straight
This dance is great?
195
00:12:17,983 --> 00:12:20,975
? Come on and Ringo?
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00:12:20,926 --> 00:12:23,895
Go ahead and knock.
All right.
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[Thunderous Knocking]
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Eh, look here, l...
Come on in.
199
00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:35,283
Hey, Zeno,
some cats from L.A. Just...
200
00:12:35,191 --> 00:12:37,659
blew in.
Look, you don't understand. We...
201
00:12:37,621 --> 00:12:39,646
Go on in and mingle, doll!
Come on in.
202
00:12:39,637 --> 00:12:41,571
We don't know anybody either.
203
00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:45,925
? Everybody Ringo?
204
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? I'm gonna set you straight
This dance is great?
205
00:12:50,383 --> 00:12:52,681
? Come on and Ringo?
Did you dig that crazy getup?
206
00:12:52,654 --> 00:12:55,088
Man, is that way out!
207
00:12:55,052 --> 00:12:57,486
Did you see the hairdo
on the tall one?
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00:12:57,452 --> 00:13:00,478
It's the greatest thing
since Carl Sandburg.
209
00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:07,421
? Energy to do this dance for you?
210
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:11,000
? We showed you how to Ringo?
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? Come on and let yourself go?
212
00:13:14,499 --> 00:13:16,899
? Everybody Ringo?
213
00:13:18,753 --> 00:13:20,846
? I'm gonna set you straight?
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? This dance is great
Come on and Ringo?
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00:13:23,614 --> 00:13:27,573
? Come on and Ringo
Come on and Ringo?
216
00:13:27,484 --> 00:13:29,782
? Come on and Ringo?
217
00:13:29,755 --> 00:13:31,279
? Yeah, yeah?
? Yeah, yeah?
218
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,952
? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
219
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,404
? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
220
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- ? Yeah, yeah?
- ? Yeah, yeah?
221
00:13:38,871 --> 00:13:40,634
- ? Yeah, yeah?
- ? Yeah, yeah?
222
00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:42,962
? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah?
? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah?
223
00:13:42,932 --> 00:13:44,866
? Yeah, yeah?
? Yeah, yeah?
224
00:13:44,851 --> 00:13:47,581
? Yeah, yeah?
? Yeah, yeah, yeah??
225
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,321
[Cheering]
226
00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,531
Herman, say something.
227
00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:01,116
Pardon me, young man,
228
00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:04,659
but do you think I could...
Uh, just cool it, man. You'll get your chance.
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00:14:04,585 --> 00:14:09,488
?? [Music Resumes:
"I Want to Hold Your Hand'"]
230
00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:15,185
? Oh, yeah, I'll tell you something?
231
00:14:16,003 --> 00:14:18,369
? I think you'll understand?
232
00:14:18,338 --> 00:14:22,138
Hey, Dad, those neat guys
are The Standells! ? When I say that something?
233
00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:26,716
? I want to hold your hand?
[Gasps] You mean those are the people who rented our house?
234
00:14:26,622 --> 00:14:30,353
? I want to hold your hand?
235
00:14:30,268 --> 00:14:32,532
? I want to hold your hand?
236
00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:36,307
? Oh, please, say to me?
237
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:40,399
? You'll let me be your man?
238
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? And, please, say to me?
239
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? You'll let me hold your hand?
240
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:51,819
? I want to hold your hand?
241
00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:54,493
? I want to hold your hand?
242
00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:57,533
You know, Herman...
? And when I touch you?
243
00:14:57,518 --> 00:15:00,146
They do have a certain... style.
? I feel happy?
244
00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:02,737
Yes. They are rather razzmatazz.
? Inside?
245
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:07,262
? It's such a feeling that my love?
You know, they're almost as good as Kate Smith.
246
00:15:07,145 --> 00:15:10,672
? I can't hide.! I can't hide?
247
00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:14,228
? I can't hide?
248
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:17,483
? Yeah, you've got that something?
249
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,868
? I think you'll understand?
250
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:25,294
? When I say that something?
251
00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:29,017
? I want to hold your hand?
252
00:15:28,926 --> 00:15:32,657
? I want to hold your hand?
253
00:15:32,572 --> 00:15:34,802
? I want to hold your hand?
254
00:15:34,778 --> 00:15:37,906
Grandpa, doesn't that
send you out of this world? ? And when I touch you?
255
00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:42,310
? I feel happy inside?
So what? I've been there before.
256
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:47,902
? It's such a feeling that my love?
257
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:51,358
? I can't hide.! I can't hide?
258
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,810
? I can't hide?
259
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:59,332
? Yeah, you've got that something?
Sweetheart, you're not a bit like the rest of your group.
260
00:15:59,215 --> 00:16:02,275
Yes, I know.
I'm the plain one in the family.
261
00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:05,486
? When I say that something?
262
00:16:06,411 --> 00:16:10,040
? I want to hold your hand?
263
00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:13,727
? I want to hold your hand?
264
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:17,006
[Mouthing Words]
? I want to hold your hand?
265
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:22,873
? I want to hold your hand??
266
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,618
[Cheering]
267
00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:27,762
[Boat Whistle]
268
00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:32,354
[Cheering Continues]
Cool it!
269
00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:34,342
Cool it, everybody!
Cool it! Cool it!
270
00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:39,065
The hermit's gonna groove us!
[Cheering]
271
00:16:43,032 --> 00:16:45,500
This reminds me
of that wild party at Mayerling...
272
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,990
just before the grand duke
went upstairs and blew his brains out.
273
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,534
?? [Drumming]
274
00:16:52,499 --> 00:16:54,865
In the vortex of the future...
275
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:59,294
of that cool tomorrow land,
?? [Drumming Continues]
276
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,449
We'll all wig there,
277
00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:06,978
play a gig there
in that great nonunion band.
278
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:11,225
Scuba doo...
279
00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,303
and scuba dabba.
280
00:17:13,289 --> 00:17:17,885
Life's a gas,
and life's a grabba.
281
00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:23,442
Hip is hip,
and groove is groovy.
282
00:17:24,259 --> 00:17:27,695
Life's a wild Fellini movie.
283
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:31,682
When that hairy fist of silence...
284
00:17:31,647 --> 00:17:34,912
slugs us, bugs us,
285
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,643
puts us down...
286
00:17:38,844 --> 00:17:41,642
Hmm. We'll all wing it,
287
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,654
we'll all sing it:
288
00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:47,069
"Guy Lombardo's back in town."
289
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:51,627
[Cheering]
290
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:56,368
Oh, that guy sure cuts away
the tinsel, don't he?
291
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,472
Oh, Grandpa, isn't this
a fun party?
292
00:17:59,408 --> 00:18:02,002
Yes, I haven't seen
so many good-looking people...
293
00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:06,132
in one place
since we closed down the mausoleum back home.
294
00:18:06,029 --> 00:18:08,156
Let's hear from
theJolly Green Giant!
295
00:18:08,141 --> 00:18:10,075
Yeah! Come on, Herman!
[Crowd Cheering]
296
00:18:11,019 --> 00:18:12,953
O-Oh, oh, no.
Not me.
297
00:18:12,938 --> 00:18:16,567
[Cheering, Chattering]
298
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,436
Oh, dear, I think
he's going to recite.
299
00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:27,404
[Sighs]
300
00:18:27,394 --> 00:18:31,057
[Clears Throat]
Um... ?? [Drumming]
301
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:34,002
Ibbity bibbity sibbity sab.
302
00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:38,203
L-Ibbity bibbity canal boat.
303
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:42,613
Dictionary...
304
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,546
down the ferry.
305
00:18:44,538 --> 00:18:46,836
Mary, Mary, quite contrary.
306
00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:50,249
?? [Drumming Continues]
[Sighs]
307
00:18:50,231 --> 00:18:53,428
Um, Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
308
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,390
Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair.
309
00:18:57,076 --> 00:18:59,408
S-Scuba doo and scuba die.
310
00:18:59,378 --> 00:19:01,744
That chicken's not
too young to fry.
311
00:19:05,071 --> 00:19:08,006
L-Life is real, life is earnest.
312
00:19:07,949 --> 00:19:10,713
If you're cold, turn up the furnace.
313
00:19:12,843 --> 00:19:14,777
Th... l-I thank you.
314
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:17,424
[Cheering]
315
00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:23,929
[Boat Whistle]
316
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:29,725
Man, that cat is deep.
317
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,967
Yeah, what a message.
318
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:35,498
And now we have
a rare treat in store for you.
319
00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:38,824
A truly great talent,
and a member of my own family.
320
00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:41,377
I would like to present
to you, group,
321
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:44,832
that swinging chick
from Transylvania, my wife.!
322
00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:48,887
Eh, let's all hear it for Lily!
323
00:19:49,784 --> 00:19:51,775
Go ahead, Aunt Lily.
Don't be shy.
324
00:19:51,768 --> 00:19:53,702
[Chuckles]
325
00:19:58,995 --> 00:20:02,726
Cats, you ain't heard nothin' yet!
326
00:20:02,641 --> 00:20:05,542
Get a load of this cat...
you'd think he owned the place.
327
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,341
Thank you, pussycat.
328
00:20:09,326 --> 00:20:12,420
?? [Harp]
329
00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:18,473
? He's goin'?
330
00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:21,740
? He's goin' away?
331
00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:24,731
? For to stay?
332
00:20:24,678 --> 00:20:29,672
? A little while?
333
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:32,941
? But he's comin' back?
334
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,800
? If he goes?
335
00:20:34,785 --> 00:20:39,984
? 10,000 miles?
336
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:43,570
? Oh, who will tie?
337
00:20:43,484 --> 00:20:45,884
? My shoe?
338
00:20:46,907 --> 00:20:50,604
? And who will comb?
339
00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:53,854
? My hair?
340
00:20:53,784 --> 00:20:58,244
? And who will kiss?
341
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,261
? My ruby lips?
342
00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:08,038
? When he is gone?
343
00:21:07,856 --> 00:21:11,917
? Look away?
344
00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:15,815
? Look away?
345
00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:21,560
? Over Yandro?
346
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,910
? Oh, brother will tie?
347
00:21:25,831 --> 00:21:28,857
? My shoe?
348
00:21:28,805 --> 00:21:33,037
? And sister will comb?
349
00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:36,298
? My hair?
350
00:21:36,225 --> 00:21:40,889
? And you will kiss?
351
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,634
? My ruby lips?
352
00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:46,771
? When you?
353
00:21:46,748 --> 00:21:51,151
? Come home?
354
00:21:51,034 --> 00:21:54,993
? Look away?
355
00:21:54,904 --> 00:21:59,034
? Look away?
356
00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:07,865
? Over Yandro??
357
00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:12,026
[Cheering]
358
00:22:13,455 --> 00:22:15,855
Well, good night, fellas.
Oh, listen. Good night.
359
00:22:15,821 --> 00:22:19,518
If your act ever dies,
give me a call at the parlor.
360
00:22:19,435 --> 00:22:21,699
Ah.
So long. We really dig you people!
361
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,165
And someday
we'll return the favor.
362
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:26,071
Bye.
Bye.
363
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,238
So long.
364
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,625
[Door Creaking]
365
00:22:37,794 --> 00:22:39,728
[Door Closes]
366
00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:43,730
Look, Pop,
I got their autograph.
367
00:22:44,575 --> 00:22:47,772
"To Eddie Munster,
a real gone gasser.
368
00:22:47,709 --> 00:22:49,643
Sincerely, The Standells."
369
00:22:49,628 --> 00:22:52,597
Huh! Well, isn't that nice, Eddie?
370
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:56,100
You know, Lily,
I'm gonna sleep a lot better tonight, dear,
371
00:22:56,025 --> 00:22:57,959
knowing that
the future of America...
372
00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,469
is in the hands
of boys like these.
373
00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:05,941
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, Grandpa.
374
00:23:05,907 --> 00:23:08,535
Good morning.
Oh, what an evening.
375
00:23:08,498 --> 00:23:11,592
You know, I fell asleep
the moment my head hit the slab.
376
00:23:11,537 --> 00:23:14,734
You're a little late
this morning, Grandpa. Let me heat up your coffee.
377
00:23:14,671 --> 00:23:17,504
It's all right, Lily.
I'll take care of it.
378
00:23:17,454 --> 00:23:20,082
[Sizzling]
379
00:23:22,731 --> 00:23:24,665
Well, Uncle Herman,
380
00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:28,086
we certainly had a lot
of fun last night, didn't we? We certainly did, dear.
381
00:23:28,009 --> 00:23:29,943
But you know something, Marilyn?
382
00:23:29,928 --> 00:23:32,954
It's nice just to be
the plain old Munsters again.
383
00:23:32,902 --> 00:23:35,894
[Chuckling]
And go back to normal living.
384
00:23:35,844 --> 00:23:37,869
Oh, you're so right, Herman.
385
00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:40,294
[Clattering]
386
00:23:40,258 --> 00:23:42,192
Good morning, dear.
Good morning.
387
00:23:42,177 --> 00:23:44,168
Good morning.
Morning, Eddie.
388
00:23:44,218 --> 00:23:48,768
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