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[Chuckling, Reading Silently]
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[Laughing]
[Door Opens, Closes]
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Good evening, Herman.
Hmm.
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[Creaking]
[Wind Blowing]
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[Knuckles Cracking]
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[Rustling]
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Uh, uh...
Uh, Grandpa.
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Grandpa!
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I'm-I'm trying to read.
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With all that noise,
I can't concentrate on the jokes.
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Thank you, dear.
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Don't I have
any rights in this house?
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Oh...
I just opened the window.
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Well, sorry, Grandpa,
but you let out all our musty air.
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Fresh air affects my sinus.
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[Knuckles Cracking]
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- [Rasping]
- Well, I'm sorry if my creaking old bones are bothering you.
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- Oh, stop exaggerating.
- That's right.
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- Go ahead, yell at me.
- I'm not yelling.
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Oh, yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
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You are!
I am not!
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Oh! Stop it, you two!
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You'll wake the dead again.
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That's all right, Lily.
Go right ahead, take his side.
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But I know what's going on.
[Scoffing]
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You just can't wait
to see me in my grave.
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Oh, Grandpa,
we've seen you there lots of times before.
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You're acting very childish.
I'm ashamed of you.
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Oh, so now
you're ashamed of me.
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Well, you won't
have to be ashamed of this poor, broken-down old man anymore.
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The next time you see me
around this place,
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I won't be here.
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Now, Grandpa...
I'm leaving this house for good.
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Oh, Grandpa.
Tonight.
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[Window Creaking]
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Now, why did he have to do that?
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Herman?
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Yes, dear?
I'm worried.
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We wouldn't want Grandpa
really to leave.
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Now, Lily, believe me...
there's nothing to worry your pretty head about.
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Oh, what with the mood he's in,
there's no telling what he might do.
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Last time we had a family spat,
he turned himself into a frog...
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and lived under the porch
for weeks.
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Yes, and I've never seen him happier.
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He could croak every night.
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Aren't you just
a little bit worried?
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Listen, dear.
Believe me, I know Grandpa.
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I'm not gonna lose my head over this.
[Chuckles]
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[Squeaking]
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?? [Humming]
[Door Opens]
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Hi, Grandpa.
Hello, Eddie.
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You going someplace, Grandpa?
Yes, Eddie.
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I'm going away... far, far away.
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But, gee, Grandpa, where?
Someplace where I'm wanted, where I can feel loved.
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Gee, Grandpa,
can I go to the cemetery with ya?
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I always have so much fun
when you take me there.
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No, Eddie.
This is not fun and games.
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[Sniffles]
This is facing life in its bitter reality.
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You see, the time has come
for me to depart.
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You really don't wanna leave,
do you, Grandpa?
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Well, no, I don't,
but I think it's best that I do.
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Hmm. You see, Eddie,
in the great poker game oflife,
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it's time Grandpa
cashed in his chips.
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I bet if Mom and Dad
knew you were leaving, they wouldn't want you to go.
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Oh, they already do know it.
They do?
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Yes, and you don't see them
stopping me, do you?
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You see, my boy,
they don't really care...
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whether I go away or not.
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Sure, they care. I'm going down
and tell them you're packing, right now.
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No, no, no, no.
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I wouldn't want you to do
a thing like that, my boy. No.
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Oh, and, uh, by the way,
do be careful what you say.
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You see, I wouldn't want them
to worry too much...
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about a poor,
broken-down old man...
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going out into the cold,
cruel world.
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What kind of a world?
"Cold, cruel world."
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Good boy. Good boy.
Bright boy.
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[Laughing]
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?? [Humming]
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Mom! Dad!
Grandpa's leaving!
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He's in his room
packing his suitcase.
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Packing? Herman, you go
right upstairs and stop him.
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Now, Lily, Lily. This is just part
of a big bluff he's putting on.
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He's acting very silly.
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I think he's in his second childhood
for the third time.
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Sure, Mom. You shouldn't
worry too much...
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about a poor, feeble,
broken-down old man...
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going out in the cold, cruel world
and cashing in his chips.
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Where did you hear that?
Grandpa.
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Hmm! Who else?
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Hmm! Hmm!
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Good-bye. I'm leaving.
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I said I'm leaving.
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Good-bye.
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Good-bye.
Bye.
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[Footsteps]
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[Slams]
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Uh, may I?
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Can I help you?
No, no.
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What are you looking for?
Sailing dates on ships going to, uh, Hong Kong.
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Uh, may I?
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See? Right here.
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It says there are plenty
of good accommodations left...
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in the hold of the ship.
[Chuckling]
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[Door Opens, Closes]
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Herman, how could you?
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Don't worry, dear.
It's just part of his little game.
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Hmm. After he's through sulking,
he'll be back.
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- But when?
- Nevermore!
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Aw, shut up!
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[Raspberry]
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"Don't worry, dear.
He'll be back.
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It's all part of his little game."
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Oh, Herman,
I should have known better. [Cup Clatters]
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I still think he'll be back.
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Tomorrow morning,
we'll go up to his room, open his closet,
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and he'll be hanging there like always.
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No, I don't think so.
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[Sighs]
A little voice inside me keeps telling me he's... gone for good.
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Oh, is that what it is?
I thought that we'd left the radio on.
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Uh, uh... Where's Marilyn?
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She was so upset about Grandpa,
she went straight to her room after school.
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[Tsks]
We've got to do something.
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Herman, I think we should
all go out and look for Grandpa.
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Yeah, Dad!
No, no, no, no.
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I'm the one who let him go.
I'll go get him.
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And don't worry, dear.
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I'll bring him back,
dead or alive.
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Oh, Herman, you're always
so optimistic.
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- Hi, fella.
- [Whines]
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[Whimpering]
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Poor thing.
I must resemble the local dogcatcher.
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Uh, uh... Pardon me, sir.
Yeah, Mac, what is it?
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Uh, did you happen to see
an old man walk by here?
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No, I didn't happen
to see an old man...
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[Screams]
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I guess it must be easier to work on
from the inside.
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Did you happen to look...
Lily, I looked everywhere.
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I even looked
in the all-night Laundromat.
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The woman in there
must have thought it was the public bath.
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She jumped right
in the washing machine.
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Oh, dear.
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Poor Grandpa.
He won't be with us for the holidays.
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He-He'll be back.
I'm-I'm sure he will.
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[Squawks]
Grandpa. Nevermore.
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[Wailing]
Oh!
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[Crying]
Now, Lily. Lily.
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Lily, I'm home.
[Chuckles]
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Did you hear anything
from Grandpa? Oh, not a word.
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I spent most of the day in his room
looking for some sort of clue...
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as to where he might have gone,
but no luck.
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His room is as clean
as a wolf s tooth.
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Did you stop by
the police station?
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No, but I called them
from work.
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Are they looking for Grandpa?
They weren't,
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but after I gave them his description,
they said they'd send out a dragnet...
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or some sort of net.
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Good.
Mom! Dad!
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I found Grandpa
in this newspaper.
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Oh, not in the obituaries again?
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No. His picture is in this ad.
He's doing his magic act.
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[Lily]
"Domino Nightclub presents the "Count. "
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Oh, dear. I hope he doesn't
try that-that... oh, that fire-eating trick of his.
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00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,426
I certainly hope not.
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Uh, uh... The last time he tried it,
he got the hiccups.
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And before they could stop him,
he burnt down the theater.
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Hmm.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, Lily,
I fixed your vacuum cleaner.
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Oh, good.
How does it work? Fine.
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[Engine Whirring]
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See? Shoots the dust out
as well as ever. [Chuckles]
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Thank you, Herman.
You're very handy.
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Uh, would you like
to use it now?
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No. No, I just can't concentrate
on my housework.
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L... l-I keep thinking
about Grandpa.
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I miss him so much.
I know, dear.
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[Sighs]
I can just see him in his room,
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sitting there,
rocking by the hour.
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I know.
I always felt bad we didn't get him a chair.
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You know, Herman, I think I'd feel better
if I could just talk to him,
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if I could hear his voice.
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Well, listen, dear,
I've got an idea.
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Wh-Why don't you call him
down at the nightclub?
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I think I will.
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[Rotary Dialing]
Hello, Operator?
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Could you get me the Domino Club,
please, on West Elm.
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Oh, hello?
Hello. This is Mrs. Munster.
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Could I speak
to the Count please?
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They're calling him
to the phone. Oh, good.
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Hello? Hello, Grandpa?
This is Lily.
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Lily? Lily who?
?? [Piano: Up Tempo, Muffled]
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- Lily, your daughter.
- Oh.
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Uh, uh... Nice of you to call.
What's new?
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Grandpa, we miss you
so much.
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Are you all right?
We're so worried about you.
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Worried? You don't have to worry
about this broken-down old man.
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I'm doing fine.
My magic act is going great.
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I'm filling the club every night.
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Oh, all right, Grandpa.
Yes, I see.
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Well, if that's the way
you want it.
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Good-bye.
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?? [Piano Continues]
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[Door Opens, Closes]
[Man] Hey, pops.
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Just a little warning, pops.
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00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:08,166
You brush up
that corny magic act of yours, or you'll be out in the street.
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00:14:08,082 --> 00:14:10,312
Yes, sir.
I know I'm a little rusty,
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but I'm sure I'll be much better
in the next show.
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Well, ya better be.
We don't want our customers to think...
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we dug you up
at the last minute.
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Yes, sir. You see, I'm adding
a new trick to my act.
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H-Here, let me show it to you.
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00:14:23,798 --> 00:14:28,258
Now, you see, I take
this ordinary vase of flowers.
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I make a few magic passes
over it.
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It bursts into flames,
and rockets shoot out.
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I'll show you.
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Abakazoo! Abakazam!
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I know.
You're skeptical.
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Abakazoo! Abakazam!
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But just one minute...
[Door Closes]
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[Rockets Shooting]
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Stupid late bloomers!
The guy already left.
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[Engine Shuts Off]
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Here we are, dear...
the Domino Club.
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00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,827
Oh, thank you.
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00:15:24,037 --> 00:15:28,599
It's not very fancy.
According to Grandpa, I thought it would be ultra swank.
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Uh, uh...
"According to Grandpa"?
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[Scoffing]
We should have known.
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00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:38,484
Uh, Lily, I feel terribly conspicuous
dressed the way we are for such a shabby place.
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00:15:38,345 --> 00:15:40,279
Well, let's hope
it'll be nicer inside...
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and not one of those
beatnik joints.
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If there's anything I can't stand,
it's weird people.
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What a surprise
this'll be for Grandpa.
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?? [Band: Striptease]
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This is certainly no place
for Grandpa.
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I've seen "liver" audiences
in a graveyard.
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?? [Continues]
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[Slurred]
Pardon me.
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00:16:32,406 --> 00:16:34,567
Could you give me a light?
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Oh, gladly.
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?? [Ends]
[Applause]
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
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I shall perform for you
one of the most amazing feats...
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ever attempted
in the annals of magic.
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00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:07,318
Here we have approaching...
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an ordinary steamer trunk.
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00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,047
Now before your very eyes,
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I shall step into this trunk...
250
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,991
and allow these two...
gentlemen...
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to lock,
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[Chains Rattling]
Chain...
253
00:17:27,748 --> 00:17:31,775
and nail shut
the lid of this trunk.
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00:17:32,581 --> 00:17:34,947
And then at the count of 10,
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without the aid
of any death-defying leap,
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00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:41,135
I shall emerge from this trunk
unassisted.
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?? [Band]
258
00:17:44,808 --> 00:17:47,800
Remember, ladies and gentlemen,
at the count of 10...
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[Exhales]
Unassisted.
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Impresario.
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00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:56,076
You are ready
to commence the tabulation? Ready.
262
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:15,839
Herman, I've never seen Grandpa
do this trick before.
263
00:18:17,425 --> 00:18:19,552
His magic's been getting
so rusty.
264
00:18:19,537 --> 00:18:21,471
I know.
The way he's been carrying on lately,
265
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,552
he couldn't produce a rabbit
on Easter Sunday. [Hammering]
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00:18:33,685 --> 00:18:35,915
[Hammering]
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00:18:40,183 --> 00:18:42,481
One, two,
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three, four,
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[Rattling, Thumping]
Five, six,
270
00:18:47,769 --> 00:18:49,862
seven, eight,
271
00:18:49,849 --> 00:18:51,840
nine, 10.
272
00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:58,583
- Ten! Ten!
- Herman, I don't like this, not one bit.
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00:18:58,459 --> 00:19:00,893
Ten.!
Now, now, Lily. ?? [Cymbals Crash]
274
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:04,352
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
we seem to have run into some difficulty.
275
00:19:04,285 --> 00:19:09,655
- Bring on the dancing girls.
- [People Cheering]
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00:19:09,503 --> 00:19:12,495
?? [Band: Up Tempo]
277
00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:16,565
Oh, Herman, this is terrible.
278
00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:18,446
Poor Grandpa.
279
00:19:19,489 --> 00:19:22,981
Excuse me, dearie.
I was just admiring your ring.
280
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:26,349
Oh, thank you.
Oh, it's simply gorgeous.
281
00:19:26,275 --> 00:19:30,075
Rhinestone?
Uh, no, no. Tombstone.
282
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:39,987
[Cheering, Whistling]
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00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:43,068
?? [Ends]
And now...
284
00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:47,610
[Kicking Trunk]
Grandpa will suffocate if he doesn't get out of there.
285
00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:49,430
And now... One,
Oh, Herman, do something.
286
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:51,476
I'm going to.
I'm going to, Lily. Two,
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00:19:51,465 --> 00:19:53,399
Even if he gets mad at me,
three, four,
288
00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:56,013
I'm gonna get him outta there
if it's the last thing I do. Five...
289
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:04,231
Come on, Count!
Count!
290
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,138
Uh, uh...
Excuse me.
291
00:20:06,124 --> 00:20:09,651
- Uh, may I?
- What the heck is that?
292
00:20:09,582 --> 00:20:11,516
Must be part of the act.
293
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,027
Boy! What a makeup job.
294
00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:17,229
Oh, so that's the gimmick.
Go ahead.
295
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,513
That's quite an act.
296
00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:26,956
[Nails Squeaking]
297
00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:37,868
Herman.
What are you doing here?
298
00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:41,836
I'm rescuing you.
I don't need any rescuing.
299
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,580
But Lily and I saw you.
We thought you were suffocating.
300
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,230
Herman, do me a favor.
Get lost!
301
00:20:47,191 --> 00:20:49,591
I'm tryin' to do magic.
302
00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:53,464
All right. If that's the way
you feel about it.
303
00:20:57,786 --> 00:21:00,914
Uh, he'd rather do it himself.
304
00:21:00,858 --> 00:21:02,792
[Laughter]
305
00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:04,872
[Man]
He's a phony.
306
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:08,626
Ladies and gentlemen,
that was an amazing display of strength,
307
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:11,407
but now let's check on the Count.
308
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,086
[Snarling]
309
00:21:15,422 --> 00:21:17,617
That Grandpa... what a ham.
310
00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:22,051
?? [Band: Fanfare]
[Cheering, Applause]
311
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,096
[Cheering, Whistling]
312
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:29,992
[Man]
More.! More.! More.! More.!
313
00:21:31,426 --> 00:21:35,692
You were just great, Count. I want
to apologize for all those things I said. [Woman, Grandpa Chattering]
314
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:39,956
Now, look, Count,
I want to give you a contract, and you can write your own ticket.
315
00:21:39,845 --> 00:21:42,211
I'll double your salary,
book you all through the East.
316
00:21:42,182 --> 00:21:44,116
I got friends back there
who'll take care of you.
317
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:48,402
In the East!
Oh, I haven't flown there in years.
318
00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:51,628
Come on, Lily.
Oh, Herman.
319
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,257
[Crying]
We've lost Grandpa for good. [Sighs]
320
00:21:56,777 --> 00:21:59,871
Thank you,
but I have another booking.
321
00:22:04,299 --> 00:22:06,563
This one is with my family.
322
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,805
Oh! Welcome back, Grandpa.
323
00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:13,176
But, pops, show business
needs performers like you.
324
00:22:13,101 --> 00:22:16,434
I know that,
but I found one thing out there tonight.
325
00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:19,995
I need my family more
than show business needs me.
326
00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:21,853
Oh!
327
00:22:28,145 --> 00:22:32,343
Boy, there's a real
showbiz family for ya.
328
00:22:32,242 --> 00:22:35,143
They even go home
with their makeup on.
329
00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:42,810
Grandpa, I hope I didn't
ruin your act for you.
330
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,674
I was just trying to be helpful.
331
00:22:44,661 --> 00:22:47,892
Oh, I was never in any trouble,
but thanks anyway.
332
00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:50,799
It shows that your heart
is in the right place.
333
00:22:50,743 --> 00:22:53,769
Oh, oh...
Oh, always has been. [Chuckles]
334
00:22:53,719 --> 00:22:58,281
Grandpa, are you sure you could
have gotten out of that trunk all by yourself?
335
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:02,333
Of course, Lily.
I was only toying with the audience.
336
00:23:02,234 --> 00:23:04,168
Of course he was.
Hmm.
337
00:23:04,154 --> 00:23:07,555
Oh, it sure is wonderful
to be back with my family,
338
00:23:07,483 --> 00:23:10,509
especially at this time of the year.
339
00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:14,396
[Marilyn, Herman]
Oh! My favorite holiday dish...
340
00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:17,395
plum pudding
soaked in brandy sauce.
341
00:23:17,342 --> 00:23:21,039
Here. Here, let me
light it for you. Come on! Come on!
342
00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:24,485
W-W-Wait a minute.
What's going on here anyway?
343
00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:27,908
What do you think,
I'm a helpless old man?
344
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,070
[Scoffing]
345
00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:32,039
[Click]
346
00:23:36,418 --> 00:23:38,545
[Squawks]
Grandpa! Forevermore!
347
00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:42,591
[Squawks]
[All Laughing]
348
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,060
That's my dad.
349
00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:49,660
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