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Uh, Igor?
[Squeaking]
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Igor? Igor, will you
hold this a second?
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Dropped it again.
Butterclaws.
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[Sneeze]
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[Chuckles]
Are you feeling any better, Herman?
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Well, uh, uh,
my headache's gone.
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But my sinuses are killing me.
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Oh, and, uh, Grandpa.
This draft down here isn't helping any either.
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[Laughs]
Don't be ridiculous!
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How can there be a draft
25 feet underground?
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Mr. Pike, this is the property
in question right here.
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Belongs to a family
named Munster.
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They're some kind of holdout.
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Well, we've only got 60 feet to go
for the two pipelines to connect.
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Juncture-wise, that is.
So, Harkness, get somebody over there to secure the right-of-way.
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Well, we sentJohnson over, B.T.,
but, uh, he didn't come back.
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Well, get him on the phone!
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I tried to, B.T., but the doctor
at the sanitarium said there are no phones in the padded rooms.
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That's what you get
for hiring a neurotic.
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If I don't get this pipeline
completed on schedule,
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the mayor and the city council are
going to have my head on a platter.
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I'll tell you what you do:
Put the pipeline under the Munster's house.
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We don't even need
to tell 'em about it.
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Go down about 25 feet.
That should do it.
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I don't know, B.T.
We could be in trouble.
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Borden T. Pike laughs at trouble.
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[Forced Laughing]
I don't intend to be intimidated by the Munsters.
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Besides, what kind of trouble would
we run into 25 feet underground?
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Uh, that stuff you gave me yesterday
didn't work at all.
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Uh, have you got
any-anything else?
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I'll be right...
[Creaking]
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Back!
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Stay right here.
Don't go 'way!
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Now, now, now.
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Where did I put that stuff?
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No, no, no, no. That's not
what I'm looking for.
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And besides, I thought I told you
to wait in the washing machine!
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Uh, this isn't gonna hurt, is it?
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[Cackling]
Don't be such a baby, Herman.
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?? [Humming]
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[Gurgling]
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Ahh!
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?? [Continues]
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[Liquid Sloshing]
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?? [Hums]
[Sloshes]
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And you expect me to believe
a ridiculous story like that?
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Horrible creatures,
bats flying around...
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Scare tactics, pure and simple.
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They tried tojack up the price by
putting on those ridiculous disguises.
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Well, I know it-it sounds ridiculous,
but that's the way this fellow reported the story to me.
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Nonsense. He just doesn't want
to assume the responsibility for having broken into that cellar.
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But sir, we never expected
anyone to have a cellar that deep.
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No excuses. Now, get out of here.
And don't come back until you get a haircut.
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Yes, sir.
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All right, Harkness.
I'll handle this myself.
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Fanny, dear, I called to tell you that
I won't be home for supper tonight.
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I have a very important
business engagement across town.
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All right.
Who is she?
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Fanny, I'm not seeing a woman.
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Yes, I did have lunch with a woman.
It was my mother!
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Fanny, stop being so jealous. I can't
help it if my mother was a woman.
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It could happen to anybody!
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All right. I'll speak to her about it.
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[Rapid, High-pitched Babbling]
Yes, dear.
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[Babbling Continues]
Yes, dear.
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[Continues]
Yes, dear!
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I'll show those Munsters that
Borden T. Pike will not be intimidated.
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[Wolf Howling]
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[Banging, Echoing]
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[Snarling]
Spotty. Get away from the door! Get away!
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Eddie! Come and get Spot and
put him in the kitchen this instant!
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I'm terribly sorry, but Spotty gets
so excited when we have visitors.
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Won't you come in?
I'll come in, but remember... I'm not easily taken in.
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May I have your hat, Mr., uh...
Pike. Borden T. Pike. City Gas.
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Come right in, Mr. Pike.
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I'm Herman Munster.
This is my father-in-law, the Count.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Uh, won't you have a seat?
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[Pike] Now, we realized
you were inconvenienced.
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We're prepared to compensate you
for the damage... Why, hello...
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...there.
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For the damage done
to your basement.
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In addition to which, we will pay you,
uh, fifteen... [Grunting]
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Uh, $1,500 for the continuance of
the right-of-way through your property.
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That is my final offer.
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$1,500!
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That would come in very handy
for a sunny day.
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Boy, how much is that in cheese?
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Uh, Eddie. You've been told before.
Don't play with that mousetrap.
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The mice will never
go near it now.
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Uh, well, Mr. Pike.
It sounds like a good deal to me.
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Oh, good.
I'm against it.
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The idea of sneaking a gas main
under our property.
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Thank you.
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I urge you
to accept my offer.
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It will be good for
your neighbors and friends.
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The entire community will
benefit from the pipeline.
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Well, l-I would say, if it's good for
the community, we have to accept.
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I think we should take Herman's advice.
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After all, he's always been
the levelheaded one of the family.
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I want no part of it.
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I don't like the idea of anybody
digging on the premises.
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There's no telling
who they'll come up with.
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I urge you to accept my offer.
And don't think you're gonna get me to raise it,
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because I don't scare easy.
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[Stammers]
Mr. Pike. Wait.
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This is my house,
and it's gonna be my way.
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Uh, l-I agree with Lily.
We accept.
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Eddie. My boy.
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I want you to be a witness
to my degradation.
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Now someday, you'll have
creatures of your own.
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You'll know what to expect.
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[Groans]
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[Chuckles]
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This is what you want?
This is what you'll get.
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If you want me,
I'll be in my room.
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[Shivers, Gasps]
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Good night!
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[Explosion]
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[Chirping]
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Oh, Grandpa!
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Uh, you'll have to
excuse Grandpa, Mr. Pike.
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You know how old people...
[Door Slamming]
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Mr. Pike?
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Mr. Pike?
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[Crash]
[Eddie] Ow.!
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Ow! Boy.
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I told him to keep
his big trap shut.
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Eddie!
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I don't care what
Grandpa says.
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I'm gonna go
call Mr. Pike right now and tell him we accept.
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After all, we can't always
think of ourselves.
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W-We have to think
of our neighbors too.
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Herman, you certainly have
a good heart.
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Best money can buy.
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Eddie!
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[Phone Ringing]
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Hello.
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Uh, Mr. Munster?
[Chuckles] Yes, this is Mr. Pike.
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Oh, oh, Mr. Pike.
You left in such a hurry. We didn't finish the deal.
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If you like, I can drop over
right now, sign the papers, and pick up the check.
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No, no, don't do that!
I'll-I'll have my secretary m-mail it to you tomorrow.
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Borden, who's that
on the telephone?
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Another one
of your girlfriends? No, it's a business call!
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On, uh, second thought, Mr. Munster,
it might be a good idea for you to drop over this evening.
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I'd like my wife to meet you.
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Yes. I know where.
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Oh, just a headstone's throw
from here.
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Be right over. Bye now.
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Oh, come on. Ow!
That hurts!
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Stop it.
There. That's a good boy.
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Now, Herman, I don't want you
going out. You've already had a sinus attack today.
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And you're not looking well.
Ooh, you've even got color in your cheeks.
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Really? Oh. Well, um,
maybe you're right.
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L... My sinuses have
been acting up.
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Well, they were probably
worn out when you got them.
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Grandpa! Are you going to hang
around here sulking all night?
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Why don't you go to your room?
Hmm! Why should I?
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Anyplace I hang myself
is home.
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Hi, Grandpa.
Oh, Marilyn.
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I'm so glad you're here.
Would you mind going on...
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an errand for us, to Mr. Pike's?
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- I'd be happy to.
- Oh, and be sure to introduce yourself to his wife.
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Uh, Mr. Pike said he'd like us
to meet her.
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And be warm and friendly.
It always pays off.
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The idea. A man your age
carrying on like that.
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Anything you say, dear.
And don't "dear" me!
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As soon as you do,
I know you're up to something.
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Really, Borden, after all these years
of marriage, you'd think you know where your place is by this time.
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And as far as I'm concerned...
[Doorbell Chimes]
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I'll get the door, dear.
Don't you bother. Don't you bother.
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I'll get the door.
Fanny, dear, I think you'd better let me get the door.
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[Chuckles]
We'll just see about that!
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I'm Marilyn Munster.
Well. I just happen to be Mrs. Pike.
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I'm here for the money.
Your husband knows what it's for.
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You horrible creature!
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Well, what did you think of that?
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[Crashes]
Well! What did you think of that?
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Now are you going to listen to me?
Oh, how I would like to boil that Mr. Pike in oil!
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But no. You had to give away
my cookbook to the Goodwill.
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Okay. Okay.
Don't worry about it.
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I'll handle this myself.
The nerve of those people.
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It makes me furious!
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Herman, don't lose your head.
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I'm-I'm gonna go call
that Mr. Pike right now!
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That's right, dear.
Don't be afraid.
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You just show him
who you're made of!
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[Dialing]
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Pike? This is Herman Munster.
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Never mind that.
You can't treat my niece that way!
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Oh, yeah? Usually,
I'm not a violent man.
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But I'm coming over there right now
and punch you in the nose.
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Fanny? Fa...
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Fanny!
Yes?
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Who was that at the door
a few minutes ago?
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Huh! As if you didn't know!
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It's that snippy little blonde
of yours, that Marilyn Munster, or whatever her name is.
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Oh, that's what he meant!
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Her uncle is on his way here now.
He's...
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We-Well, he's indescribable!
You'll have to leave immediately.
201
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I'll stay here
and defend our home. Oh!
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I get the picture.
203
00:15:39,095 --> 00:15:41,893
Really, Borden, you're not about
to use child psychology on me again.
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No!
You can't get rid of me that way.
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Obviously that little blonde creature
is on her way here right now.
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No, it's her uncle.!
Well, don't think I'm gonna make it easy for the two of you.
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I'm not about to! And if there's
any home defending to do,
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you can be sure
I'm gonna do it!
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[Door Chimes]
It's him! It's her.
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[Giggling]
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[Hiccups]
[Giggles]
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Now, you stop that laughing, Eddie.
I can't help it.
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00:16:26,748 --> 00:16:28,943
Daddy looks so funny with
that thing on his nose!
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Never mind that.
Now you just finish your breakfast,
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and you'd better start dawdling,
or you're going to be on time for school!
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As I was saying, before I was
so rudely interrupted,
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when Mr. Pike...
Morning, folks!
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Morning.
Good morning. [Eddie] Morning.
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- Oh, isn't this a beautiful day!
- Thank you!
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Does anybody mind if
I continue with my story?
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Not while I'm eating.
222
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All right. I won't tell you
what happened!
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[Scoffs]
Please, Herman, dear. Do tell us what happened.
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All right.
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When Mr. Pike came out
and saw his wife lying on the floor,
226
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he thought I hit her!
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- He punched me in the nose.
- Oh, you poor dear!
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Ooh! Ooh!
Well, oh, one thing though.
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I think it cured my sinus.
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[Loud Banging On Door]
I'll get it.
231
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[Creaking]
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- Truce!
- Truce.
233
00:17:55,494 --> 00:17:59,453
Oh, dear, it stopped raining.
I'm afraid the weather's turning bad.
234
00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:02,355
Uh, I came to apologize.
235
00:18:02,343 --> 00:18:06,541
You see, when your niece came
to my house, my wife was expecting someone else who,
236
00:18:06,439 --> 00:18:08,430
uh, never showed up.
237
00:18:08,424 --> 00:18:12,383
That's all right, Mr. Pike.
I can understand it.
238
00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:14,730
It happens to me a lot too.
239
00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:18,133
I'm-I'm sorry I hit you.
I'm not ordinarily a violent man, but...
240
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,524
when I saw my wife lying there, l-l-l...
241
00:18:20,489 --> 00:18:22,582
Oh, uh, lost your head?
242
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,833
Y-Yes, that's right.
Right on the nose!
243
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:28,246
Oh! Please don't!
Don't say, "on the nose."
244
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:34,299
Well, if you're still interested
in the deal, I brought a check for the amount that we agreed upon.
245
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:38,649
$1,500 for the right-of-way,
if you'll just sign the contract.
246
00:18:38,539 --> 00:18:40,939
Huh, don't you sign that!
247
00:18:40,907 --> 00:18:42,841
But the mayor's waiting in my office!
248
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:46,422
If I don't bring this contract back
with your signature, he'll have my head!
249
00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:49,714
Grandpa, we made a deal.
250
00:18:49,644 --> 00:18:52,477
Majority rules.
Don't be a sore loser.
251
00:18:54,284 --> 00:18:57,651
Mr. Pike, you won't
get away with this!
252
00:18:57,581 --> 00:19:00,573
I'm sorry, Grandpa,
but we made a deal.
253
00:19:00,526 --> 00:19:02,460
[Explosion]
[Growling]
254
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[Lily]
Heel, Grandpa. Down, Grandpa. Down.!
255
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:12,658
[Groans]
Oh, missed again.
256
00:19:12,495 --> 00:19:15,931
Oh, these darn contact lenses.
257
00:19:16,975 --> 00:19:21,605
Uh, you'll have to forgive Grandpa,
Mr. Pike. He doesn't give up easily.
258
00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:24,286
Oh, that-that's all right.
259
00:19:24,239 --> 00:19:27,731
Here. You can use my pen.
260
00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:29,656
Oh. Thank you.
261
00:19:33,329 --> 00:19:35,422
[Electrical Buzzing, Sparking]
262
00:19:41,425 --> 00:19:44,360
I don't understand!
It's a brand new pen.
263
00:19:44,306 --> 00:19:47,639
Well, I'm a man that always knows
when he's beat.
264
00:19:47,571 --> 00:19:51,701
Here. Why not use mine?
265
00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:55,061
Thank you, Grandpa.
You won't be sorry.
266
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:57,054
You can say that again!
267
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,425
Thank you. Thank you!
268
00:20:05,396 --> 00:20:07,421
Won't you come in, Mr. Pike?
269
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:10,405
I was just about to brew
a fresh flagon of tea.
270
00:20:11,317 --> 00:20:14,548
No. No, thank you.
I want to thank you, Mr. Munster.
271
00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:17,886
Ever since your visit to my house,
my wife's been a changed woman.
272
00:20:17,814 --> 00:20:21,045
She says, from now on,
she'll believe anything I say.
273
00:20:20,983 --> 00:20:23,952
Well, it's nice to know,
as we go through life,
274
00:20:23,895 --> 00:20:26,989
we can bring
a little happiness to others.
275
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,836
Well, you've made me
a very happy man.
276
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,234
Ha!
277
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:45,765
Nice man.
[Phone Rings]
278
00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:48,713
I'll get it.
279
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,225
[Ringing Continues]
280
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,719
Hello?
281
00:20:55,706 --> 00:20:58,436
Oh! It's Mrs. Cribbins,
from next door.
282
00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:03,588
Oh? Really?
283
00:21:06,171 --> 00:21:11,268
I see. Yes. Yes, that's fine.
284
00:21:12,412 --> 00:21:14,403
Thanks for calling, Mrs. Cribbins.
285
00:21:15,996 --> 00:21:20,490
Herman?
What's the matter?
286
00:21:23,005 --> 00:21:25,599
Wh-What's the matter,
Herman?
287
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:32,455
Mrs. Cribbins, and everyone
else on the block, got $3,500 from the gas company.
288
00:21:32,286 --> 00:21:35,744
And we only got $1,500.
289
00:21:35,678 --> 00:21:37,737
He took advantage
of our good natures.
290
00:21:37,727 --> 00:21:41,686
I was right! I knew
we couldn't trust that man!
291
00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:46,696
Wait a minute! Here's
another check for $5,000.
292
00:21:50,016 --> 00:21:53,747
"Dear Munsters,
A little bonus for all your trouble and inconvenience.
293
00:21:53,664 --> 00:21:55,655
Your friend, Borden."
294
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,775
Oh, how generous ofhim.!
295
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,694
[Stammering]
There's more.
296
00:21:59,681 --> 00:22:04,448
"P.S. After 30 years, I am finally
a happily married man.
297
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:09,089
Since my wife and I met you,
we've never looked so good to each other."
298
00:22:08,962 --> 00:22:10,896
How sweet!
299
00:22:10,883 --> 00:22:14,080
- [Herman] Isn't it?
- We can't possibly keep the money.
300
00:22:14,019 --> 00:22:18,888
I mean... Well, we just can't
take money for helping people.
301
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,124
I guess you're right as usual, Lily.
It's like taking blood money.
302
00:22:24,004 --> 00:22:26,802
Don't try to cheer me up.
I feel bad enough.
303
00:22:26,756 --> 00:22:31,853
- What do you mean?
- My pen...
304
00:22:31,716 --> 00:22:33,911
was filled with disappearing ink.
305
00:22:43,974 --> 00:22:47,603
I just can't seem to get
the right wavelength.
306
00:22:47,527 --> 00:22:50,087
Grandpa, that crystal ball
doesn't work anymore.
307
00:22:50,055 --> 00:22:52,717
All you ever get are
the reruns of My Little Margie.
308
00:22:53,895 --> 00:22:57,126
I got it! I got it! I got it!
309
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,208
Pike, you're a disgrace!
310
00:23:01,192 --> 00:23:03,888
Men like you give gas
a bad name!
311
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:08,081
But, Your Honor, I saw
Mr. Munster sign that with my own eyes!
312
00:23:07,977 --> 00:23:12,175
L-I don't understand...
Pike, I suggest you resign and give up drinking.
313
00:23:12,073 --> 00:23:14,064
In that order!
314
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:37,341
Grandpa, how did you do that?
315
00:23:37,228 --> 00:23:39,526
I guess it's just in his blood!
316
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:42,230
I'll drink to that!
[Snaps Fingers]
317
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:46,830
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