All language subtitles for Superstore.S06E11.Deep Cleaning.eng

Again, we're only open
for curbside pickup today.

There won't be any
customers in this store,

so we get to go nuts.

Deep cleaning! Yay!

Think about it like
it's a storewide cavity search.

It's store 1217's turn
to spread its cheeks.

Or think of it as a deep cleaning.

Pretty clear, really.

So what? Now we have to do
a deep clean, like, every year?

Yeah, one deep clean a
year during a pandemic

does sound a little excessive.

Wow. How has it been a year already?

But also, how has it only been a year?

A whole year wasted.

Jerry and I never even got
to go on our honeymoon.

I had to freeze my edible lingerie.

- Mom, that's gross.
- Oh, sorry.

It's like our whole lives
are just on hold.

Welcome to my world.

Try waiting around to see

if you're gonna get
kicked out of the country.

But I do miss brunch.

Remember ordering a
pancake for the table?

You guys aren't gonna
believe this, but I was almost sad

that we didn't have
our staff Christmas party.

- Aw!
- But I guess we're all used

to stuff getting canceled by now.

Wait, not everything has
to be canceled.

We're gonna have
that Christmas party today!

I do have a little leftover
eggnog in my locker.

You keep it, 'cause Garrett and I
are gonna take care of everything.

- What... what am I doing?
- Oh.

I just assumed you'd want to help

because you missed
the Christmas party so much.

Oh, unless you had your
heart set on cleaning?

Neither of those sound appealing,

but I'll go with the one
with a lower chance

of finding another severed foot.

Okay, so you...

The party. I'll help plan the party.

Whoo-hoo!

You know what? This is nice.

- Uh, what's nice?
- Just us.

Back to being platonic friends.

Brian and I back to being
a traditional one-on-one.

Well, not completely traditional.

We're going through
batteries like crazy.

Mm-hmm.

I just love how not
awkward this all is.

Mm-hmm. You know what really
makes it not awkward?

- Saying that.
- Totally.

Yeah, same page. Same page.

Well, I will see you at
our next interaction, friend-o!

So who is she?

You have a very obvious
flirty texting face.

Okay.

Keep it on the down low,

but, uh, Carol's lawyer, Hannah,

followed me on Instagram last week,

and we've been kind of DMing.

Oh, my God, you're
dating outside the store?

I'm so proud of you.

Well, nothing has
actually happened yet,

but she said that she has to come in

to get Carol's signature on something,

so I'm thinking I might ask her out.

Aw!

Go... get 'em, tiger.

I don't know.

What do straight boys say?

No, I mean, you nailed it.
That's exactly what we say.

Aw, shoot.

An order just came in
for Ron and Connie Sosa.

I mean, they didn't even really
like me when we were together,

so this is gonna be really awkward.

Well, then let me do it.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You know, I barely met them.

Eric introduced me
on a family Zoom once,

but then his uncle revealed
he had a secret family,

so it just went off the rails.

- What?
- Yeah.

But now, I can give them
the best customer service

of their lives, and
they'll love me forever.

Yeah, sure. Then go for it.

Keep an eye out for a red Prius.

It smells like cough drops inside,

but I don't think
you'll need to know that.

Oh, Garrett.

You've got quite the gift
for snowflake placement.

Thank you. I think my
secret is, I don't care.

This is gonna be so nice.

It almost makes me wish
we could celebrate

the other holidays we missed too.

Yeah, like Halloween.

I was dressed in full
head-to-toe Shrek makeup,

in my living room, for no one.

St. Patrick's Day, Fourth of July...

my first Mother's Day.

I had always dreamed
of going to Sweet Tomatoes,

and hitting that salad bar, soups,

serve-yourself froyo...

I don't wanna talk about it.

Well, you know what?
Maybe we can celebrate

all the holidays.

You know,

have an All-iday Party!

Do you get it? All the holidays?

- I get it.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's genius.

Yeah, but I just think that
maybe we got our hands full

with one holiday.

Don't forget about Thanksgiving, man.

You know, the one with
the pilgrims and the turkey?

Yeah, no, I know what Thanksgiving is,

but... all right, sure.

Yes, we'll all have
Thanksgiving dinner too.

- Okay?
- That's cool.

Wow, this party is gonna be great

once it all comes together, eventually.

Are you kidding me, Glenn?
Cooking Thanksgiving dinner?

- Well...
- That's too much work!

Yeah, but not after the tough
year that they've all had.

I mean, look at poor Nia.

She's never gotten to celebrate
any of the holidays with us.

It's okay. I do those
with family and friends.

Well, you're gonna
forget all about them

once you've partied with us at work.

All-iday!

Hey, are the floor
cleaners almost ready?

We're just pushing that g...

Whoa, it reeks of chemicals in here.

We should air this out.

Oh, yeah. Good idea.

That fresh air feels nice
on my face and eyebrows.

Dina, are you okay?

Hmm?

Oh, I just feel a little lightheaded.

I should probably sit down.

You're already sitting.

What?

Oh.

I think maybe you got
a little high from the fumes.

Wait, could you
repeat that, but slower?

I think I might be a little...

oh, no.

Drive safe.

Oh, there they are. Red Prius.

Okay, watch, I'm gonna
get rid of these other cars

so they don't have to wait in line.

- VIP treatment.
- Cool.

I'm gonna go... hide.

I mean, not hide, but...

yeah, I'm gonna go hide.

Okay.

Sorry, your order's not ready.

Uh, don't you need my order number?

Nope! Don't need it.
It's not ready. Take a lap.

Come on. Take a lap. Keep going.

Come on. Keep going.

Take a lap. Thank you. Thank you.

All right. Time to shine.

Keep going.

Take...

Excuse me, I said take
a [bleep] lap, okay?

Mateo!

We just honked to say hi.

Connie. Ron.

Oh, my God, guys.

Hi...

So you didn't give them their order?

Well, I couldn't let them
drive away thinking

I'm some sort of yelling,
foul-mouthed dockworker!

I'm so sorry.

I guess they got a new car.
Doesn't matter.

Look, it was an accident, okay?
I'm sure they'll forgive you.

Like they forgave you for taking a dump

all over Emma's quinceañera?

I mean, I wouldn't say...

I mean, that...

they were really different after that.

Just help me make it up to them.

Like, what's some stuff
they would like?

Um, okay. Let's see.

I know Connie collects those ah

little porcelain child figurines.

Something in the store I can
put in their order, please!

Right, yes. Oh, they both love the...

Those fancy kettle chips.

You know, the sea salt
and cracked pepper?

Okay. It's worth a try.

I mean, I've gotta do something.

Eric is the best, and I do not
want to mess things up.

Yeah! Eric is the best.

He's so, like, comfortable
in his own skin

and, like, cool without even trying.

Okay, calm down, because he's taken.

So it turns out that pumpkins
are definitely not in season,

so I thought maybe we could carve these

into jack-o'-lanterns.

I don't think you can carve oranges,

but I just put a hand
turkey on a menorah,

so I guess anything's on the table.

Hey, guys!

We just wanted to take
a sneak peek, if that's okay.

- Yeah.
- I don't know

what you guys were planning,

but for St. Patrick's Day,

my aunt makes this
amazing Irish soda bread.

Kind of thought this covered it.

Oh. Okay.

It's just, I was missing
that soda bread this year.

That, and my aunt's hot son.

Aye-oh!

Well, I've never actually
made soda bread before,

but I could take a shot at it.

Since you guys are taking suggestions...

- We're not...
- My girlfriend and I

were gonna paint mugs for
each other for Valentine's Day.

I was gonna do a raptor on hers.

It would've been sick.

Okay, so you're saying
that you want us to set up

a mug painting station?

No, no. Garrett, it's okay.

I just need a pen and a piece of paper

to write all these great ideas down.

Yeah, they're great. Hey, uh, Glenn?

You don't need to kill yourself.

Yeah, but come on.

You see how badly they need this.

Okay!

So who's got requests? Let me hear it.

My mom makes this
menudo for Nochebuena.

Next level.

I don't know.

I don't think you should
eat anything back here.

It smells like garbage and raccoon pee.

It's not pee. It's placenta.

They keep nesting in here.

I just need to find these
salt and vinegar cookies.

I know we stuck some back here
after they were recalled.

It's Brian.

- I can't talk to him like this.
- Why not?

Bo and I always help
each other if we're high.

I mean, this one time,
I got scared of hair,

so he shaved all the dogs for us.

It was really sweet.

No, I just don't want Brian to know.

I don't want anyone to know.
It's embarrassing.

Look at me! I just invaded

a raccoon's nest looking for cookies

that will definitely make me sick.

Oh! Thank God! Here they are.

And we saw your special request,

and warmed up
that cottage cheese for you.

So good luck.

Hey, Jonah!

You're not gonna say hi?

Ron! Hey, Connie.

What are you...

I didn't even recognize
you guys with the masks.

Hi!

Could you tell us what's
going on with our order?

Oh, yeah. I'm sure it'll be out soon.

Mateo's doing everything he can
to make it perfect for you.

Well, I told my online
poker room "BRB,"

so he's kind of making
me look like a liar.

Yeah... Ah

look, Mateo just kind of wants
to get off on the right foot

with you guys, you know what I mean?

Between us, he's not even
supposed to be working curbside.

He just saw this as an opportunity

to, you know, win your approval,

you know, for his future with Eric.

- Our approval?
- Like, our blessing?

Yeah, I mean, you know,
whatever you want to call it, so...

- Our baby's getting married!
- Oh! Oh, no!

- No, no, no. That's not what I...
- It's okay.

We won't tell Mateo you told us.

Connie's really good
at acting surprised.

- Oh, yeah.
- Cool.

Just to be clear, though...

Hey, guys! So sorry for the delay.

I threw in a couple
of extra kettle chips

to make it up to you.

Ay, Dios mío.

I'm so surprised.

Our son is lucky to have you.

Wow, you really love kettle chips.

Mateo, by the way,
if you want to talk to us,

maybe we can go inside.

Somewhere a little more comfortable?

Sure! Absolutely!

Uh, right now?

What about your poker game, Ron?

Hey, some things are more important.

- Ah.
- Come on.

Jonah.

- Park the car.
- Oh.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Happy to help.

It's so nice to be able
to sit down in person.

I bet you thought I was just shoulders

with a head.

We did! That's funny, huh?

So funny.

Hey, uh, Mateo, can I talk
to you for a minute?

Uh, there's a curbside emergency.

Uh-huh. Sure.

Oh, look. I even got legs.

Uh, so Ron and Connie are

kind of expecting you
to ask their blessing

to... marry Eric.

What? Why?

Do kettle chips mean something in
Honduran culture that I'm not aware of?

I told them that you wanted
to make a good impression,

and they made some leaps.

To marriage?

Eric and I aren't even
talking about that!

Look, just say that you're not ready.

You know, that's reasonable.

You can even say that it's my fault.

It was your fault,
but now they like me,

and I'm not gonna screw that up.

You have to come back with me.

- Oh, no. I can't.
- Please, Jonah.

They're not gonna expect
me to ask if you're there.

- Mateo, I'm not...
- So I can be the blameless angel,

and you can just be... the weirdo

who likes to hang out
with his ex's parents.

I feel like there has
to be a better way.

Connie, Ron! Jonah's gonna join us.

He misses you guys.

Ow! Hot, hot! Hot, hot, hot! Ow!

Okay, so now, all I gotta do is

pick out the mushrooms
from the cream of mushroom,

the way that Don's gam-gam does it,

and I think we'll pretty
much be all done!

What the hell is that?

Oh! That's Garfield.

I made him 'cause Sandra
was really missing seeing him

in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Oh, well, now she'll see him
every time she closes her eyes.

- Oh!
- Come on, Garrett.

It's just Garfield.

No, no, no, no. Glenn, turn around.

But slowly.

No!

Come on, guys. That food's for us!

No, I mean it! Seriously!

Guys. Guys.

Guys!

Oh, God. Hey, real quick.

How do you talk to people again?

Oh, just act normal.
No one's even gonna know.

- Right. Normal.
- Dina.

Can you help us with this?

We can't figure out how to use it.

It's okay.

Okay, first of all, I would like

to thank you for starting
a conversation with me.

Um, you asked me a
question, which means now...

it's my turn to answer it, so...

you just grip it firmly,

almost as though the scrubber
is an extension of your arms.

Kind of like you got two long,
industrial cleaning arms.

Not that I think that
those are my actual arms.

I know I have normal arms.

Just a couple of flesh tubes,

filled with blood.

Yo, are you high right now?

What did you just say to me?

Uh, so you guys know the arm thing now,

and you can take it from here.

We gotta go.

I think I'm starting to hallucinate.

No, it's...

Dina.

And yet he ended up getting
the answer right anyway,

and wins the game.

Okay, thank you for
walking us through the plot

of "Slumdog Millionaire,"
a movie that we said

we've all seen.

Uh-huh, yeah. No problem.

Jonah, don't let us keep you
if you have to go back to work.

I am sure Mateo would love
some alone time with us anyway.

Yeah, Jonah.

Kind of awkward you're
just sticking around.

Well, uh, I am on the clock.

But, no. No!

I am not going anywhere. No.

We've got some catching up to do.

So is that recipe you sent me a joke,

or would I be making
the vegan bacon for my enemies?

Hey, it's... you!

- Hi. I'm Hannah.
- Hannah!

These are my friends, Ron and Connie.

- He used to date our daughter.
- Till he dumped her.

- Oh.
- Ah, that's not true.

I didn't even want to break up.

I mean, I'm glad I did,

because it made me a better person.

Not that Amy made me a bad person!

Uh, anyway,

Carol's here somewhere,
so you should go...

to... to her.

Cool.

Jonah, don't be rude.

Tell us all the vegan bacon recipe!

Yes! Uh...

Okay, enough.

Jonah's not picking up
on social cues, as usual,

so I'll just ask the question:

Mateo, do you want our
blessing to marry our son?

Mm-hmm. Yep.

That I do.

Oh, I'm so surprised!

Okay, I think we can make this work.

You know, we'll just pick the fur out,

and, you know... and then
sort of smush it back together,

and then let the good times roll.

Come on, Glenn. It's fine.

We'll just tell people the party's off.

No! People deserve a good time.

Come on. We can fix this.

Garrett, why aren't you
picking and smushing?

'Cause I'm not gonna do that, dude!

Just get over it.

There's nothing you can do
to make people happy.

That's just the way it is.

The pandemic happened,

and everybody had a [bleep] year.

You don't think I know that?

Look, I gotta try
to give them something!

I mean, people have
been working nonstop

for so long, risking
their health, you know,

and then we didn't even get Christmas.

You know, we had to stay at home

eating baloney sandwiches

and watching church on Facebook Live!

I... people have missed out on so much.

And I just wanna give them, like,

one little ray of sunshine,
but I guess not!

Not in this... piece of crap year!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur.

And I don't care!

So that's all I need from you.

I'll give you a call
if there's any updates.

Great.

And did you get my
text about which employees here

I think are circumcised?

I did. Yes.

I'm sorry. How do you think that helps?

You're the lawyer.

Hey.

So, um,

look, I'm sorry about before.

I didn't mean to blow
you off or anything.

It was just, like, a little awkward...

Oh, no. That's fine.

I think it's totally cool
that you're friends

with your ex-girlfriend's parents.

But I'm really not.

Oh, good. Because that was weird.

It was, like, a massive red flag.

Uh, look,

this might violate
some professional ethics

or something, and I know you just came

to get Carol's signature...

Well, I usually have my clients e-sign.

Oh. Uh, okay.

Well then, would you maybe want
to get dinner this weekend?

- Yeah, I would.
- All right.

Now, my dad only eats Italian,

and my mom is gonna want it
early, like 5:00-ish.

Oh, okay. Yeah. No.
I figured. I figured as much.

I mean, it wouldn't be
a date without, um...

I wanna say Barb and Mitch?

Sure, let's say Barb and Mitch.

Great. Yeah, no.
I think the four of us are

- gonna have a great time together.
- Okay.

So where do we paint the mugs?

You don't.

What about the Irish soda bread?

The raccoons ate it.

All right. Look.

Okay, guys, you know what?

Sure, this party looks like

"A Charlie Brown Hoarders Special,"

but for once, you guys have
to do the people-pleasing

because Glenn has been
doing it all day, all year.

You know what? He's been doing it
since he started working here.

So here's what's gonna happen:

You guys are gonna enjoy
this weird-ass little party

'cause that's what Glenn wants. Got it?

I'll put vodka in the punch.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Hey, fiancé.

Oh, God. What parts did you hear?

Not much, since my
mom was crying a lot,

but I was able to catch
that we're getting married?

Okay, I swear this is
all Jonah's fault...

It's fine.

I'm sure Parker will get
a new tooth soon

and they'll forget that
we promised them a big wedding.

Yeah.

Although...

That's a pretty big
"although" to leave hanging.

I don't know.

I've been trying not
to think about my future

just 'cause it's so up
in the air with my status,

and, you know,
everything being hell, but...

I'm just sick of putting
everything on hold.

So... yeah.

I want to marry you someday.

I mean, not that I even know
if that's something you want...

But it is.

Really?

We should start talking about it.

I just would've
preferred we talk about it

before my mom started sending me photos

of matching white tuxes.

Oh.

We would never do matching
white tuxes, by the way.

Never!

I don't know, Jerusha.

I don't think I need a
pepperoni casserole right now.

I need a time machine.

Will Glenn Sturgis please
report to the warehouse?

Glenn. Sturgis. Warehouse.

Uh, I gotta go.

Wow! This is wonderful.

Yeah, I gotta say, Glenn, I was wrong.

People seem to really like the party.

Yeah, I know!

Look at the look of childlike wonder

on Brett's face.

Aw!

- Oh!
- Hey!

Wait, are those potatoes?

Do people know
they have candy in Ireland?

Shh, we're not questioning it.

- Great party, Glenn!
- Oh!

Hey, friend-o!

How was the deep clean?

Did you guys find any
vintage COVID from April?

Oh, uh, yeah. Everything was great.

Dina was especially normal.

It's okay. It's Garrett.

- I was high today.
- What?

Are you serious?
Well, I wanna know everything.

Context, embarrassing anecdotes,

- the whole nine yards.
- Okay.

So it all started first thing
in the morning, right?

Hey, everybody! It's snowing!

It's an All-iday miracle!

Oh. Yeah.

It's been snowing for months.

Close the door! Jesus, Glenn!

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