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[DARLENE LOVE'S "CHRISTMAS
(BABY, PLEASE COME HOME)"]
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- ♪ ♪
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[BUZZING]
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ The snow's coming down ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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- ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ Lots of people around ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ Baby, please come home ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ The church bells in town ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ Are ringing in song ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ Full of happy sounds ♪
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- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
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Hey, Johnny, what are you
doing down here?
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Well, we finally get
everybody back together
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to take on the ISA and...
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they bench me.
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Yeah, well, Starman asked me
to stay behind, too,
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to get the Rocket Racer
ready just... just in case.
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Life on the bench.
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Doesn't feel good, does it, Stripesy?
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Speaking honestly, it can be
a little rough on the old ego,
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but I trust whatever Sylvester
thinks is best.
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Spoken like a loyal sidekick.
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Hey, nothing wrong
with being a sidekick.
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Yeah, but see, that's the thing.
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I'm not even that.
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I'm the JSA charity case.
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Heck, Pat, on paper,
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Thunderbolt is more powerful
than Green Lantern,
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Flash, all of 'em combined,
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but in my hands,
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it's nothing but another mess
for the JSA to clean up.
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♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
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♪ And all the fun we had ♪
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Oh, hey, how's a little eggnog sound?
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It's my dad's old recipe.
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- It's got a little kick too.
- [ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Ooh, I like a kick!
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They got Solomon Grundy.
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What?
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You need backup? You got 'em.
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Sorry, Pat. Just Johnny.
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But, Wildcat, I mean, you know,
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we're talking about
the entire ISA now, right?
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Members only. Sylvester insisted.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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Hey!
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You got a kid to look out for.
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There's nothing more important.
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Let's go.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, good luck.
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Thanks, Stripesy.
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Hey, when I get back
we'll have that eggnog, okay?
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh, please ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ Oh, please ♪
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[EXCITING MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[LIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Hey, boys, it's Dugan. There he is.
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Hey! Oh, Dugan!
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Morning, Dugan.
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Devin, Lutz, Marky,
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it's a little early, don't you think?
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Did you set your alarm just to bully me?
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To get paid, paperboy.
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Ah, why do you need
the money, a brain transplant?
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All right, that's gonna
cost you extra, Dugan.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah.
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Get 'em while it's hot!
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- Ooh!
- You look great.
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- Thank you!
- Ahh, I just love
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the smell of bacon
in the morning, don't you?
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Smells like... [SNIFFS]
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Victory!
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Yeah, see, never count your winnings
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before you collect, okay, Court?
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The Shade has no idea
who he's up against.
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First of all, he's obviously
very dangerous.
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So I think you should
definitely bring S.T.R.I.P.E.
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Mom, we need the element of surprise.
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S.T.R.I.P.E.'s as subtle as a tank.
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Doesn't he have, like, a silent mode?
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- That's a good idea.
- Silent mode? Seriously?
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Or... I don't know... invisibility?
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Ugh, Mom, you're...
you're embarrassing yourself.
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Let the professionals figure it out.
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Okay, listen, here's the deal.
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No one's gonna make a move
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until we have a plan that
everyone agrees with, okay?
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- Okay.
- Hey, you doing JSA stuff?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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- Yup.
- Ah, The Shade?
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Who's this creep?
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Somebody's butt we're gonna kick...
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Carefully.
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We're gonna do it very, very carefully,
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and it's not something you need
to be worrying about, Mike.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Okay, Barb, what can I get you?
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- Toast and jam.
- Toast and jam.
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Court, what would you like?
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- What?
- [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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I'm on my route right now.
Don't you hear the dog?
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Okay, okay. Another customer?
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I got plenty, Mr. Bloomkiss.
Please just give it to Jakeem.
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It'll be in better hands.
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Okay. Okay, okay, fine, fine.
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I'll take it.
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What was it again?
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210...
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[SHIMMERING TONE]
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Come on.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Yeah, yeah, I got it.
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Yeah, thanks. [SIGHS]
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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♪ ♪
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Paperboy and human punching bag.
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Wish I was a superhero.
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♪ ♪
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[INDISTINCT SHOUT]
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♪ ♪
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- What the heck?
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Oh, shoot!
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♪ ♪
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"So cool"?
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- Ah.
- Whoo-whee!
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[ZAPPING]
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Ah!
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Whoo-ooh!
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[LAUGHING] Oh, yeah!
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What the heck are you?
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I'm your new best friend
and you don't even know it!
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[LAUGHS]
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- What's going on?
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What's going on is that you, Mike Dugan,
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are now in control of me,
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- The Thunderbolt!
- [THUNDER BOOMING]
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The Thunderbolt?
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As in Johnny Thunder
and The Thunderbolt!
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Of the Justice Society of America!
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You're so lucky.
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This belonged to the JSA?
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Yep! You said the magic word,
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and now I'm back in action.
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Wait, so the magic words are "so cool"?
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Word, singular.
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It's pronounced "sowkewl"
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in my native homeland of Bahdnesia.
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- Bahd-what?
- It's not on the map anymore.
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Thanks for bringing it up.
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Sowkewl means "set free
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the all-powerful force upon the Earth
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of the magical and
awe-inspiring Thunderbolt!"
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It's also a synonym for
the sound on the chalkboard
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that drives everyone crazy,
but I like that sound.
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So if I free the genie...
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Your wish is my command!
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- So all the wishes I want?
- Yup!
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Start small.
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I'm thirsty. I wish I had some water.
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[LAUGHS]
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I meant in a glass.
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Rule number one: you gotta be specific.
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Oh, my gosh, you look so silly.
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I love it when people do that.
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Uh-oh!
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Human, three o'clock.
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Morning. Nothing like a good sweat
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to start off the day, huh?
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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Wish I was dry. Did you hear that?
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[AIR WHOOSHING]
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- Thanks.
- Well, you're welcome.
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You're learning. You're learning.
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It's never a good thing
when other people see me.
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Reactions range from
mild amusement to sheer panic.
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Sent one guy to the ER.
Heart attack, yeah.
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He recovered, I think.
I don't know. He was old.
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He probably didn't have
much time anyway.
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[SIGHS] This is fun.
So what else can I do for you?
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I'm thinking.
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Okay, I got it.
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I wish I was taller.
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[THUNDER BOOMING]
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♪ ♪
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- What the hell?
- [LAUGHS]
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What? You're taller. You gotta be...
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Specific. Yeah, okay.
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I wish my body was taller.
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Uh-uh, sorry.
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Can't wish for the same thing twice.
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And be happy about that in this case.
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Wishes about body
transformation never go well.
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Another rule?
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Well, yeah, there are a few.
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Let me see if I can remember them.
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I mean, there are only...
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Can't wish for someone to die.
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Can't wish someone back from the dead.
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That's important.
The last guy that tried...
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Okay, back to the point.
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So you were a member
of the JSA and so was...
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Johnny Thunder, my previous master.
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And you are my new one.
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Super sowkewl.
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[SHIMMERING TONE]
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You're late, Rick.
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Sorry, I just had to feed the dog.
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When'd you get a dog?
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Well, turns out, the girl who cried wolf
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was, uh, right after all.
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Of course I was right.
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There's a wolf in Blue Valley.
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He's called The Shade,
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the last member
of the Injustice Society.
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The Shade worked with
the ISA in the past,
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but he quit a while back.
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I don't know what he's up to now,
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but he's going by the name
Richard Swift.
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He's posing as an antiques dealer
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and he's basically an antique himself.
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There's photographic evidence
of him going back to the 1800s.
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So he's, like, really old?
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Pat thinks he doesn't age. His powers...
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Are shadows. His powers are shadows.
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He can manipulate them
and travel through darkness.
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So why is he in Blue Valley?
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To finish what the ISA started?
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I don't think so, Beth.
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He had a falling-out with them
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after he helped them
defeat the JSA, but...
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I know he's bad news.
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I watched him kill Dr. Mid-Nite.
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Stripesy! Get out!
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[SCREAMS]
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The Shade killed Dr. Mid-Nite?
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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So that means...
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Dr. Mid-Nite's the only one of the JSA
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that we haven't gotten justice for.
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- We need to.
- First things first,
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we need to find out
where The Shade is hiding.
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All for that, but then what?
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You can't punch a shadow, Court.
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- Pat?
- Yeah.
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How does one punch a shadow?
264
00:11:52,937 --> 00:11:55,168
Oh, well, yeah.
265
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,671
I mean, as long as you're asking,
266
00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:01,908
I did see Starman incapacitate
The Shade one time
267
00:12:01,913 --> 00:12:04,578
- using the staff.
- Yes!
268
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:08,788
S-so... so we knock out
this shadowy freak.
269
00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,793
And then what, Mr. Dugan?
270
00:12:14,058 --> 00:12:16,256
I don't know yet.
271
00:12:16,261 --> 00:12:18,692
I don't know.
272
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,902
♪ ♪
273
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,767
[LIGHT BULBS BUZZING]
274
00:12:27,772 --> 00:12:31,977
♪ ♪
275
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:49,792
[SIGHS]
276
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:58,604
♪ ♪
277
00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:14,079
[WHOOSH]
278
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:17,482
[GASPS]
279
00:13:17,487 --> 00:13:20,385
[EERIE MUSIC]
280
00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:21,786
- [SHRIEKS]
- Oh!
281
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,989
It's only me. I hope I didn't scare you.
282
00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:27,826
- Well, yeah, a little bit.
- Please forgive me.
283
00:13:27,831 --> 00:13:30,429
What are you doing here, Mr. Swift?
284
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,597
Yes, well, your colleague,
um, Charlotte?
285
00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:35,333
She told me where you were,
286
00:13:35,338 --> 00:13:38,135
looking into William Zarick's
collection, and I thought,
287
00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:41,405
"Well, why don't we have a
little treasure hunt together?"
288
00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:43,307
Won't that be thrilling?
289
00:13:43,312 --> 00:13:45,343
[TENSE MUSIC]
290
00:13:45,348 --> 00:13:48,179
You're trespassing, Mr. Swift.
291
00:13:48,184 --> 00:13:49,480
Perhaps.
292
00:13:49,485 --> 00:13:53,284
But sometimes breaking
the rules can be fun.
293
00:13:53,889 --> 00:13:57,688
♪ ♪
294
00:13:57,693 --> 00:13:59,457
I was looking into the inventory
295
00:13:59,462 --> 00:14:01,625
just in case I heard from you.
296
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,227
Oh, well, and here I am.
297
00:14:03,232 --> 00:14:05,561
Is there anything in particular
298
00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:07,197
you're looking for?
299
00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:09,199
Oh, I'll know it when I see it.
300
00:14:09,204 --> 00:14:13,409
♪ ♪
301
00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:18,841
Is, uh, this what you're looking for?
302
00:14:18,846 --> 00:14:20,676
I believe you dropped it.
303
00:14:20,681 --> 00:14:24,886
♪ ♪
304
00:14:26,521 --> 00:14:28,451
It's dead.
305
00:14:28,456 --> 00:14:30,553
Oh, well, that's modern
technology for you.
306
00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:33,456
It lets you down
when you need it the most.
307
00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:37,666
♪ ♪
308
00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,041
Find something?
309
00:14:52,046 --> 00:14:56,251
♪ ♪
310
00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:09,558
Um...
311
00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:12,261
Do you mind if I... if I keep this?
312
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:14,431
It's... it's just an empty box.
313
00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:18,594
I don't really think I can let you.
314
00:15:18,599 --> 00:15:22,704
It's part of the Zarick inventory.
315
00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:26,914
♪ ♪
316
00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:32,413
Oh, dear.
317
00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:34,248
And there was I,
318
00:15:34,253 --> 00:15:37,622
thinking we were getting on so famously.
319
00:15:40,093 --> 00:15:42,724
I really must insist.
320
00:15:42,729 --> 00:15:44,025
[WHOOSH]
321
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,794
[PANTING]
322
00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:48,596
[SWITCH CLICKING]
323
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:52,806
♪ ♪
324
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,845
History teaches us
that all civilizations
325
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:10,679
eventually come to an end.
326
00:16:10,684 --> 00:16:13,482
But now that we're global, that changes.
327
00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:14,884
We're connected.
328
00:16:14,889 --> 00:16:17,119
We are one civilization,
329
00:16:17,124 --> 00:16:20,489
vulnerable to extinction
as so many were before...
330
00:16:20,494 --> 00:16:23,528
[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
331
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:27,428
Yolanda, you okay?
332
00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:30,966
- [GROANS SOFTLY]
- Headaches again?
333
00:16:30,971 --> 00:16:32,901
- Mm-hmm.
- A disease?
334
00:16:32,906 --> 00:16:36,738
Or an environmental catastrophe?
335
00:16:36,743 --> 00:16:39,908
How are we gonna stop
The Shade once we find him?
336
00:16:39,913 --> 00:16:41,913
Pat's working on it.
337
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,712
I don't wanna be in another situation
338
00:16:45,717 --> 00:16:47,183
- like Brainwave, Court.
- Let's take a look
339
00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:48,951
at some of the civilizations
that have managed...
340
00:16:48,955 --> 00:16:51,953
I can't do what I did again.
341
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,955
I won't.
342
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,857
Courtney? Yolanda?
343
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,328
Care to answer?
344
00:16:59,032 --> 00:17:00,896
Um...
345
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:03,731
I assume you were conferring
about the topic at hand.
346
00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:05,465
In 1521,
347
00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:09,336
why did the Aztec civilization
suddenly disappear?
348
00:17:09,341 --> 00:17:13,546
♪ ♪
349
00:17:14,479 --> 00:17:16,977
- Uh...
- Well,
350
00:17:16,982 --> 00:17:19,280
this conquistador named Cortés,
351
00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:22,649
who sounds like a total jerk,
conquered the Aztecs,
352
00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:24,484
so that was bad enough, right?
353
00:17:24,489 --> 00:17:26,787
But at the same time,
the Europeans brought over
354
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,289
the super plague.
355
00:17:28,294 --> 00:17:29,523
So between them both,
356
00:17:29,528 --> 00:17:31,959
the Aztecs didn't stand a chance.
357
00:17:31,964 --> 00:17:34,195
RIP Aztecs.
358
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,297
Correct, Courtney.
359
00:17:37,502 --> 00:17:39,199
We'll come up with a plan
360
00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:42,702
that doesn't involve anything
remotely like that.
361
00:17:42,707 --> 00:17:43,941
I promise.
362
00:17:45,577 --> 00:17:47,243
How did you know all of that?
363
00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:51,878
Turns out, if you actually
read the book,
364
00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:53,717
history's not that hard.
365
00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:59,719
- [LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- _
366
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,387
How much for those cookies?
367
00:18:01,392 --> 00:18:04,257
- Ooh, what's our plan here?
- You will see.
368
00:18:04,262 --> 00:18:05,792
$5?
369
00:18:05,797 --> 00:18:08,127
I'm not paying $5 for a box of cookies.
370
00:18:08,132 --> 00:18:10,630
Look, Molly, you give us
three boxes of cookies
371
00:18:10,635 --> 00:18:11,698
and we walk away.
372
00:18:11,703 --> 00:18:12,703
Why should I?
373
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,201
Because we'll crush 'em if you don't.
374
00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:15,735
Now hand them over.
375
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,770
Yeah, and none of that shortbread stuff!
376
00:18:17,775 --> 00:18:20,173
- Yeah!
- A little girl?
377
00:18:20,178 --> 00:18:21,607
That's worse than usual.
378
00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:23,375
I'm not gonna give you free cookies.
379
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:24,845
Oh, you're not gonna give us
free cookies?
380
00:18:24,849 --> 00:18:26,579
- Uh-huh, uh-huh!
- Come on, let's go!
381
00:18:26,584 --> 00:18:28,048
- Let's go!
- Mom!
382
00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:29,450
Thunderbolt, I wish you'd make 'em stop.
383
00:18:29,454 --> 00:18:32,418
You got it!
384
00:18:32,423 --> 00:18:34,520
[CONFUSED CHATTER]
385
00:18:34,525 --> 00:18:35,588
That's great.
386
00:18:35,593 --> 00:18:38,958
Look at how freaked out they are.
387
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:40,759
[PANICKED CHATTER]
388
00:18:40,764 --> 00:18:42,595
Whoa!
389
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,729
What is this?
390
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:45,298
O-okay, that's... that's good.
391
00:18:45,303 --> 00:18:46,399
You can stop now.
392
00:18:46,404 --> 00:18:48,901
Well, I can't until they do.
393
00:18:48,906 --> 00:18:50,435
[THUNDER BOOMING]
394
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,070
Run!
395
00:18:52,075 --> 00:18:55,507
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
396
00:18:55,512 --> 00:18:59,717
♪ ♪
397
00:19:11,294 --> 00:19:13,161
No, no, no. Aah!
398
00:19:19,836 --> 00:19:21,468
Run!
399
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:27,845
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
400
00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:31,776
♪ ♪
401
00:19:31,781 --> 00:19:33,912
Don't worry,
we're gonna figure this out.
402
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:36,080
Things are looking up from here.
403
00:19:36,085 --> 00:19:40,290
♪ ♪
404
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,793
Mike?
405
00:19:47,096 --> 00:19:48,492
Guess who's the newest member
406
00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:51,863
of the Justice Society of America?
407
00:19:51,868 --> 00:19:52,897
Me.
408
00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:54,231
[ZAPPING]
409
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,500
You mean us! Ta-da!
410
00:19:56,505 --> 00:19:58,802
Pleasure to meet you. [LAUGHS]
411
00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:00,337
[CAR ALARM BLARING, HORN HONKING]
412
00:20:00,342 --> 00:20:01,405
What's going on?
413
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,907
Sorry about the sign.
414
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,379
Tough crowd, right?
415
00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:07,305
I knew you took the other stuff
416
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,773
from the JSA headquarters,
417
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:10,570
but you didn't tell me you took the pen.
418
00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:11,970
- I forgot about it!
- Okay, Court,
419
00:20:11,975 --> 00:20:13,205
I told you it was dangerous.
420
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:14,408
Somebody could have been killed.
421
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:15,976
Well, you should've told me
everything about it
422
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,475
in the first place.
423
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,645
You know, been specific.
424
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,348
You gotta be real specific
with the wishing,
425
00:20:23,353 --> 00:20:25,710
- let me tell you, pal.
- No, Mike. No more wishes.
426
00:20:25,715 --> 00:20:29,620
But, Mr. Dugan, if this genie
really grants wishes,
427
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,789
maybe he could fix the goggles?
428
00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:34,195
- Or find The Shade?
- And stop him.
429
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,398
Trust me, he'd just cause more trouble.
430
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,899
Me?
431
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,267
No, not you, Mike, The Thunderbolt.
432
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,571
He's not exactly a living
monkey's paw, but he's close.
433
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,807
[CRACKLING TONE]
434
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,709
I think he can hear you.
435
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,144
Also, what's this got
to do with monkeys?
436
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,713
Okay, give me the pen.
437
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,347
- No.
- Now!
438
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:54,881
You're saying I can't handle it.
439
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:55,983
Nobody can.
440
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,886
I'm sorry, all right, Mike? I really am.
441
00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:00,925
It's just that The Thunderbolt,
he's too unpredictable.
442
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,333
[LAUGHS]
443
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:13,737
[CLEARS THROAT] Give me that.
444
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,238
Thank you.
445
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,740
- Hey!
- [LAUGHS]
446
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,245
Ah!
447
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,946
Guess he likes hanging with the boss.
448
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,680
Call him out here right now.
449
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,715
I want to speak
to The Thunderbolt alone.
450
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,717
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
451
00:21:31,722 --> 00:21:34,020
♪ ♪
452
00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:35,422
Sowkewl.
453
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,757
[WHOOSHING]
454
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:40,796
[THUNDER BOOMING]
455
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,667
Still zipping around, I see.
456
00:21:45,703 --> 00:21:48,068
I can't believe you built this!
457
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:50,970
If Starman had seen it,
I'm sure he would have
458
00:21:50,975 --> 00:21:54,940
promoted you from sidekick
to, like, senior sidekick
459
00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:57,344
or, you know, he would have been happy!
460
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,245
Yeah, well, it's not a toy.
461
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,948
So there's a new JSA now, huh?
462
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:04,817
Yeah, but you know
how dangerous this life can be,
463
00:22:04,822 --> 00:22:08,020
and even with power like yours,
464
00:22:08,025 --> 00:22:09,424
Johnny died.
465
00:22:10,528 --> 00:22:14,426
I remember his smile
when he made that last wish
466
00:22:14,431 --> 00:22:17,964
and then... he was gone.
467
00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:20,432
Yeah, so what was his last wish?
468
00:22:20,437 --> 00:22:23,435
That I'd find a new friend.
469
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,638
Mike? Why him?
470
00:22:25,643 --> 00:22:27,640
You know how it works.
471
00:22:27,645 --> 00:22:31,110
I can only pick someone like me
to be partners with.
472
00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:35,320
Someone who feels completely
and utterly alone.
473
00:22:37,087 --> 00:22:39,318
That's really how he feels?
474
00:22:39,323 --> 00:22:42,021
Right now? Yeah.
475
00:22:42,026 --> 00:22:46,231
♪ ♪
476
00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:48,460
Okay.
477
00:22:48,465 --> 00:22:52,670
♪ ♪
478
00:23:01,512 --> 00:23:03,375
Hey.
479
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,976
So did you guys have a vote yet?
480
00:23:04,981 --> 00:23:06,211
Am I in the JSA, or do I have
481
00:23:06,216 --> 00:23:07,546
to go through some hazing first?
482
00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:11,215
- There's no hazing.
- Oh. Great.
483
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,887
So I'm in, right?
484
00:23:14,691 --> 00:23:16,454
It's not up to me.
485
00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:19,024
Yeah, it is. You're,
like, the JSA's leader.
486
00:23:19,029 --> 00:23:20,725
But Pat's your dad.
487
00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:22,928
That's veto power I can't overrule.
488
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:24,529
He told you no too.
489
00:23:24,534 --> 00:23:26,765
Come on, Court, think about it.
490
00:23:26,770 --> 00:23:29,300
All the bad guys we'll
be able to take down.
491
00:23:29,305 --> 00:23:31,202
All the people we'll be able to save.
492
00:23:31,207 --> 00:23:33,304
You and me together, brother and sister!
493
00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:35,707
That sounds great, really, but...
494
00:23:35,712 --> 00:23:37,475
The Thunderbolt picked me.
495
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,644
So I'm like you.
496
00:23:39,649 --> 00:23:41,079
I was meant to be a superhero.
497
00:23:41,084 --> 00:23:43,147
It's my destiny.
498
00:23:43,152 --> 00:23:46,851
Please, help me try?
499
00:23:46,856 --> 00:23:50,861
♪ ♪
500
00:23:51,594 --> 00:23:53,323
[CHUCKLES]
501
00:23:53,328 --> 00:23:57,533
♪ ♪
502
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:01,398
Pat, we've come to a decision.
503
00:24:01,403 --> 00:24:03,701
Hey, this is not
a group discussion, okay?
504
00:24:03,706 --> 00:24:06,036
But Mike deserves to be in the JSA.
505
00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:08,138
- We voted.
- Just call me Mikey Thunder.
506
00:24:08,143 --> 00:24:10,474
Let me handle this.
507
00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:12,743
Also, that's terrible.
508
00:24:12,748 --> 00:24:15,412
Mike and The Thunderbolt
could find The Shade for us.
509
00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:16,981
We don't have any leads on him, Pat.
510
00:24:16,986 --> 00:24:18,816
And the goggles haven't found him.
511
00:24:18,821 --> 00:24:22,785
The Thunderbolt,
it's dangerous, Beth, okay?
512
00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:24,421
You didn't want me to use
the Cosmic Staff
513
00:24:24,425 --> 00:24:26,188
- for the same reason.
- You didn't want
514
00:24:26,193 --> 00:24:27,957
any of us suiting up at first.
515
00:24:27,962 --> 00:24:30,426
But together we stopped the ISA.
516
00:24:30,431 --> 00:24:32,128
And Mike helped.
517
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:33,896
He stopped Icicle, if you remember.
518
00:24:33,901 --> 00:24:36,098
Yeah, I try to not think about it.
519
00:24:36,103 --> 00:24:39,401
We need to find The Shade,
and Mike and The Thunderbolt
520
00:24:39,406 --> 00:24:41,537
are our best chance
of doing that right now.
521
00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:43,609
She rests my case.
522
00:24:44,812 --> 00:24:47,110
[CLEARS THROAT]
523
00:24:47,115 --> 00:24:50,647
Okay, you can help us locate The Shade.
524
00:24:50,652 --> 00:24:52,982
That's it. Deal?
525
00:24:52,987 --> 00:24:54,984
My man.
526
00:24:54,989 --> 00:24:58,120
All right, knowing
how these wishes can backfire,
527
00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,789
we gotta come up with one
that's bulletproof
528
00:25:00,794 --> 00:25:02,191
and I need all of your help.
529
00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:06,401
[PETER GABRIEL'S "BIG TIME"]
530
00:25:08,135 --> 00:25:10,499
♪ I'm on my way, I'm making it ♪
531
00:25:10,504 --> 00:25:13,135
No!
532
00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:15,304
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- Okay, but...
533
00:25:15,309 --> 00:25:18,307
♪ I've got to make it show, yeah ♪
534
00:25:18,312 --> 00:25:19,841
♪ ♪
535
00:25:19,846 --> 00:25:23,546
- Yes!
- Okay, great, great, great.
536
00:25:23,551 --> 00:25:25,314
♪ Big time ♪
537
00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:28,016
♪ I'm on my way, I'm making it ♪
538
00:25:28,021 --> 00:25:31,886
- ♪ Big time ♪
- ♪ Oh, yes ♪
539
00:25:31,891 --> 00:25:33,621
♪ Big time ♪
540
00:25:33,626 --> 00:25:36,324
♪ I've got to make it show, yeah ♪
541
00:25:36,329 --> 00:25:38,626
♪ Big time ♪
542
00:25:38,631 --> 00:25:40,195
♪ Big time ♪
543
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,796
♪ ♪
544
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,864
♪ Big, big, big, big ♪
545
00:25:43,869 --> 00:25:46,301
♪ Big, big, big, big ♪
546
00:25:46,306 --> 00:25:48,269
♪ Big, big, big, big ♪
547
00:25:48,274 --> 00:25:50,474
♪ Big, big, big ♪
548
00:25:52,011 --> 00:25:54,108
So...
549
00:25:54,113 --> 00:25:55,976
in conclusion,
550
00:25:55,981 --> 00:25:59,647
show us the location of "The Shade",
551
00:25:59,652 --> 00:26:02,617
not to be confused with
a lamp or window shade,
552
00:26:02,622 --> 00:26:03,951
but the last known member
553
00:26:03,956 --> 00:26:06,420
of the Injustice Society of America,
554
00:26:06,425 --> 00:26:08,822
hiding somewhere
in Blue Valley, Nebraska,
555
00:26:08,827 --> 00:26:11,961
68060, USA.
556
00:26:13,398 --> 00:26:14,695
[SHIMMERING TONE]
557
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,698
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
558
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:21,708
♪ ♪
559
00:26:22,274 --> 00:26:23,906
Where is he?
560
00:26:26,111 --> 00:26:28,342
That's William Zarick's old house.
561
00:26:28,347 --> 00:26:30,910
- That's The Wizard, right?
- Yeah.
562
00:26:30,915 --> 00:26:34,180
- Hey, you did it, Mike!
- Yeah, you did good.
563
00:26:34,185 --> 00:26:35,549
Thanks, Dad. Let's go!
564
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:37,217
Whoa! Whoa!
565
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:39,518
- You're staying here.
- What?
566
00:26:39,523 --> 00:26:41,353
Yeah, that was the deal, remember?
567
00:26:41,358 --> 00:26:42,521
You agreed to it.
568
00:26:42,526 --> 00:26:44,457
And it's safer that way for everyone.
569
00:26:44,462 --> 00:26:45,624
No, no, no, no, no.
570
00:26:45,629 --> 00:26:47,493
Come on, man. Don't bench me now. I...
571
00:26:47,498 --> 00:26:50,363
I'm sorry, Mike,
that's just the way it is.
572
00:26:50,368 --> 00:26:53,332
Mike, you really did help us.
573
00:26:53,337 --> 00:26:56,502
Hey, you guard the Pit Stop.
574
00:26:56,507 --> 00:26:58,571
That's an important job, right?
575
00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,172
[DOOR OPENS]
576
00:27:00,177 --> 00:27:02,741
There's some, uh, pizza bites,
string cheese,
577
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,110
and some of those juice boxes you like.
578
00:27:05,115 --> 00:27:08,748
♪ ♪
579
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,384
Mikey Thunder,
580
00:27:11,389 --> 00:27:13,285
riding the pine.
581
00:27:13,290 --> 00:27:16,258
♪ ♪
582
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,945
Okay, so let's go over this
one more time.
583
00:27:19,950 --> 00:27:22,495
- what's the plan?
- Nothing fancy, Barb.
584
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,730
We go in, we locate The Shade.
585
00:27:24,735 --> 00:27:26,729
Rick and Yolanda, they restrain him
586
00:27:26,734 --> 00:27:28,734
until Courtney gets there with the Staff
587
00:27:28,739 --> 00:27:31,604
and renders him unconscious,
just like Sylvester did.
588
00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:33,439
Okay. And then?
589
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:37,109
Beth's located a suitable
device to negate his powers
590
00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:39,578
until we can deliver him
to the proper authorities.
591
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:41,313
Who are the proper authorities?
592
00:27:41,318 --> 00:27:42,851
And what device?
593
00:27:44,321 --> 00:27:45,884
Tanning bed, actually,
594
00:27:45,889 --> 00:27:47,652
your old one that's out in the garage.
595
00:27:47,657 --> 00:27:49,321
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
596
00:27:49,326 --> 00:27:51,656
- What's Mike gonna do?
- He'll be down at the Pit Stop
597
00:27:51,661 --> 00:27:53,192
waiting for the play-by-play.
598
00:27:53,197 --> 00:27:54,894
It's gonna be fine.
Don't worry about us.
599
00:27:54,898 --> 00:27:57,329
I'll call up and give you
a little heads-up.
600
00:27:57,334 --> 00:27:59,368
Okay.
601
00:28:02,006 --> 00:28:05,770
[HEROIC MUSIC]
602
00:28:05,775 --> 00:28:07,473
- Approved?
- Yeah.
603
00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:11,477
Um, your mother thinks
the plan is acceptable.
604
00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:14,416
- Then let's go get this jerk.
- For Chuck.
605
00:28:16,186 --> 00:28:18,849
We'll restrain him, then imprison him.
606
00:28:18,854 --> 00:28:22,859
♪ ♪
607
00:28:23,659 --> 00:28:27,558
With... with caution, right? Okay?
608
00:28:27,563 --> 00:28:30,561
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
609
00:28:30,566 --> 00:28:34,771
♪ ♪
610
00:28:59,695 --> 00:29:01,862
[SIGHS]
611
00:29:04,867 --> 00:29:09,072
♪ ♪
612
00:29:33,428 --> 00:29:35,725
[DARK MUSIC]
613
00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,426
Okay, so what's the deal?
614
00:29:37,431 --> 00:29:39,562
Blue Valley declared this
a historic home
615
00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:42,034
after the Zaricks... departed.
616
00:29:44,371 --> 00:29:48,270
It'll be historic once
I get my hands on The Shade.
617
00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:51,407
- What does that even mean?
- I don't know. I'm amped.
618
00:29:51,412 --> 00:29:52,742
Hey, quiet!
619
00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:55,344
Very quiet, all right?
620
00:29:55,349 --> 00:29:57,446
[ZAPPING]
621
00:29:57,451 --> 00:30:01,656
♪ ♪
622
00:30:26,947 --> 00:30:29,077
[WHOOSHING]
623
00:30:29,082 --> 00:30:33,287
♪ ♪
624
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:35,423
Oh, my.
625
00:30:35,822 --> 00:30:37,352
Quite the assembly.
626
00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:39,521
I hope I have enough biscuits.
627
00:30:39,526 --> 00:30:41,922
Come, come. Do sit down.
628
00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:44,758
The tea is nicely steeped.
629
00:30:44,763 --> 00:30:47,427
It's perfect, in fact,
if I say so myself.
630
00:30:47,432 --> 00:30:49,997
We're not here for teatime, Shade.
631
00:30:50,002 --> 00:30:51,899
What are you doing in Blue Valley?
632
00:30:51,904 --> 00:30:54,068
Pat Dugan.
633
00:30:54,073 --> 00:30:57,233
It took me a moment
to place the name in the diner.
634
00:30:57,238 --> 00:31:00,436
By the way, I knew that was
a 1967 Jag, right?
635
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:01,441
You know that?
636
00:31:01,446 --> 00:31:03,247
Well, of course I do, Stripesy.
637
00:31:04,412 --> 00:31:06,442
Oh, I see.
638
00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:11,152
Same sidekick,
different Star-Spangled Kid.
639
00:31:11,157 --> 00:31:12,586
Stargirl.
640
00:31:12,591 --> 00:31:14,855
Oh, absolutely.
641
00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:17,023
Now, please sit.
642
00:31:17,028 --> 00:31:19,025
[STAFF WARBLING]
643
00:31:19,030 --> 00:31:21,728
We could do it the other way, I suppose,
644
00:31:21,733 --> 00:31:25,331
all bother and perspiration,
645
00:31:25,336 --> 00:31:28,534
or we could try
the more genteel approach.
646
00:31:28,539 --> 00:31:30,203
You murdered Dr. Mid-Nite.
647
00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:32,138
You don't deserve the genteel approach!
648
00:31:32,143 --> 00:31:34,007
My dear young lady...
649
00:31:34,012 --> 00:31:36,976
and I mean this
in the nicest possible way...
650
00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:39,415
you don't know what
you're talking about.
651
00:31:40,819 --> 00:31:43,850
Now, sit.
652
00:31:43,855 --> 00:31:46,619
I implore you.
653
00:31:46,624 --> 00:31:48,822
[TENSE MUSIC]
654
00:31:48,827 --> 00:31:51,790
All right, kids, let's go
ahead and have a seat.
655
00:31:51,795 --> 00:31:53,325
Wonderful.
656
00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:54,893
Thank you.
657
00:31:54,898 --> 00:31:57,729
Try anything, and I'll
see how many teacups
658
00:31:57,734 --> 00:32:00,032
I can shove down your throat.
659
00:32:00,037 --> 00:32:03,235
Don't you teach these
children any manners, Stripesy?
660
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,705
So I'm just gonna ask you again, Shade,
661
00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:08,240
why are you here?
662
00:32:08,245 --> 00:32:09,908
We won't let you hurt our town.
663
00:32:09,913 --> 00:32:11,343
And whyever would I do that?
664
00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:14,613
Because you were a member
of the Injustice Society.
665
00:32:14,618 --> 00:32:17,349
Our interests aligned for a moment,
666
00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:20,719
but birds of a feather we were not.
667
00:32:20,724 --> 00:32:23,188
Jordan Mahkent and his merry band
668
00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:24,556
were no friends of mine.
669
00:32:24,561 --> 00:32:26,491
Icicle was a lunatic.
670
00:32:26,496 --> 00:32:27,859
If there's one thing worse
671
00:32:27,864 --> 00:32:29,394
than a man who wants to rule the world,
672
00:32:29,398 --> 00:32:32,430
it's a man who wants to save it.
673
00:32:32,435 --> 00:32:36,234
Though seeing the way
your generation's going,
674
00:32:36,239 --> 00:32:39,036
I expect you'll end humanity for good.
675
00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,705
Okay, just because you gave up
676
00:32:40,710 --> 00:32:42,106
and only looked out for yourself
677
00:32:42,111 --> 00:32:44,208
doesn't mean we're ever going to.
678
00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:46,310
We're never gonna stop fighting
to protect the world
679
00:32:46,315 --> 00:32:47,815
from people like you.
680
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,281
Just to reassure you,
681
00:32:50,286 --> 00:32:53,817
I have no dark design on Blue Valley.
682
00:32:53,822 --> 00:32:55,519
Stay out of my way,
683
00:32:55,524 --> 00:32:57,755
and I'll be gone before you know it.
684
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,724
Why are you here?
685
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,963
Young lady, I'm not being coy.
686
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:07,168
It's just better that none of you know.
687
00:33:09,105 --> 00:33:11,869
Now, please, try the tea.
688
00:33:11,874 --> 00:33:15,539
♪ ♪
689
00:33:15,544 --> 00:33:16,841
Thunderbolt,
690
00:33:16,846 --> 00:33:19,346
I wish you'd zap the villain
known as "The Shade",
691
00:33:19,351 --> 00:33:21,445
not to be confused with a lamp
or window shade.
692
00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:23,947
As you wish, my friend.
693
00:33:23,952 --> 00:33:27,984
Whoo-whee!
694
00:33:27,989 --> 00:33:31,021
Ow! Ooh!
695
00:33:31,026 --> 00:33:33,226
Ow! Aah!
696
00:33:34,730 --> 00:33:35,926
Mike!
697
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,494
Mike, Mike!
698
00:33:37,499 --> 00:33:39,866
- [STAFF WARBLES]
- [GRUNTS]
699
00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:43,200
[GRUNTING]
700
00:33:43,205 --> 00:33:44,968
[GROANS]
701
00:33:44,973 --> 00:33:49,178
♪ ♪
702
00:33:58,919 --> 00:34:02,485
[SCREECHING]
703
00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:05,488
[TENSE MUSIC]
704
00:34:05,493 --> 00:34:09,698
♪ ♪
705
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:14,464
I'll say it for the last time.
706
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:18,100
Stay out of my way!
707
00:34:18,105 --> 00:34:22,310
♪ ♪
708
00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,410
[GRUNTING]
709
00:34:28,415 --> 00:34:32,620
♪ ♪
710
00:34:34,721 --> 00:34:36,885
- You okay?
- Yeah.
711
00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:39,891
♪ ♪
712
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:51,365
Hey, Mike.
713
00:34:51,370 --> 00:34:52,936
You okay?
714
00:34:55,675 --> 00:34:58,305
No.
715
00:34:58,310 --> 00:34:59,910
No, not really.
716
00:35:02,214 --> 00:35:03,911
I thought I could help you guys,
717
00:35:03,916 --> 00:35:05,549
but, you know, I blew it.
718
00:35:10,923 --> 00:35:14,521
Do you ever feel bad
about what happened?
719
00:35:14,526 --> 00:35:17,526
You know, with Icicle and all?
720
00:35:20,331 --> 00:35:22,065
Yeah, about that.
721
00:35:23,534 --> 00:35:26,766
Truth is, I was hauling ass, you know?
722
00:35:26,771 --> 00:35:30,976
Look up, Icicle's in the middle
of the road icing up, and bam!
723
00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:35,041
He was ice cubes before I even knew it.
724
00:35:35,046 --> 00:35:36,980
It was an accident?
725
00:35:39,317 --> 00:35:41,514
Well, yeah.
726
00:35:41,519 --> 00:35:43,052
Yeah, I guess it was.
727
00:35:44,823 --> 00:35:46,756
I'm no hero.
728
00:35:50,028 --> 00:35:52,191
We looked for him everywhere.
729
00:35:52,196 --> 00:35:53,695
He's gone.
730
00:36:02,372 --> 00:36:04,569
Okay...
731
00:36:04,574 --> 00:36:06,471
I know I should've listened, but...
732
00:36:06,476 --> 00:36:07,873
You didn't!
733
00:36:07,878 --> 00:36:09,307
I didn't either in the beginning.
734
00:36:09,312 --> 00:36:10,809
Courtney.
735
00:36:10,814 --> 00:36:13,545
This is the beginning for Mike, Mom,
736
00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:15,480
with The Thunderbolt.
737
00:36:15,485 --> 00:36:19,451
Even if Mike hadn't shown up,
The Shade was way ahead of us.
738
00:36:19,456 --> 00:36:21,020
You saw, Pat.
739
00:36:21,025 --> 00:36:23,188
No.
740
00:36:23,193 --> 00:36:24,693
No, I screwed up.
741
00:36:27,430 --> 00:36:30,462
Thought this pen was
my ticket into the JSA,
742
00:36:30,467 --> 00:36:32,665
but now I kind of just wish
it was in better hands.
743
00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:35,834
- No!
- Thunderbolt?
744
00:36:35,839 --> 00:36:38,836
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
745
00:36:38,841 --> 00:36:43,046
♪ ♪
746
00:36:45,848 --> 00:36:48,883
[VIDEO GAME BLIPPING]
747
00:36:54,223 --> 00:36:57,221
Jakeem, Mom wants you
to take out the trash.
748
00:36:57,226 --> 00:36:59,057
But I got a high score.
749
00:36:59,062 --> 00:37:01,025
On your one-player game?
750
00:37:01,030 --> 00:37:03,995
Get some friends that aren't
Pac-Man and Luigi.
751
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,665
Move your butt, Jakeem,
before I call your father!
752
00:37:07,670 --> 00:37:09,600
You know what Dad's gonna say...
753
00:37:09,605 --> 00:37:13,372
what everyone does: you're a loser!
754
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,813
[SIGHS] I am a loser.
755
00:37:22,818 --> 00:37:26,016
Yoo-hoo!
756
00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:27,751
What?
757
00:37:27,756 --> 00:37:30,987
[EXCITING MUSIC]
758
00:37:30,992 --> 00:37:33,056
Where did you come from?
759
00:37:33,061 --> 00:37:35,425
[LAUGHS]
760
00:37:35,430 --> 00:37:37,660
♪ ♪
761
00:37:37,665 --> 00:37:40,663
[SOFT MUSIC]
762
00:37:40,668 --> 00:37:43,133
♪ ♪
763
00:37:43,138 --> 00:37:45,735
- Is Mike okay?
- He's okay.
764
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,806
Court's upstairs with him.
765
00:37:49,676 --> 00:37:52,441
You know...
766
00:37:52,446 --> 00:37:56,578
The Thunderbolt told
me that he chose Mike
767
00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:58,984
because Mike felt so alone.
768
00:38:01,122 --> 00:38:04,120
I mean, that's on
all of us if it's true.
769
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:07,422
Yeah, I mean,
770
00:38:07,427 --> 00:38:09,925
the kid, he just wants to be
a part of the team,
771
00:38:09,930 --> 00:38:11,093
and I get it.
772
00:38:11,098 --> 00:38:13,395
He is, though, pen or no pen.
773
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,765
I mean, we both are,
774
00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:18,870
even though we don't have
costumes and code names.
775
00:38:21,141 --> 00:38:23,905
I think I found something.
776
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:26,207
- What?
- Well, I was looking through
777
00:38:26,212 --> 00:38:28,109
Zarick's inventory logs,
778
00:38:28,114 --> 00:38:31,680
and the empty box Swift took,
779
00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:33,114
it contained a diamond.
780
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:35,150
[TENSE MUSIC]
781
00:38:35,155 --> 00:38:36,585
- A diamond?
- Yeah.
782
00:38:36,590 --> 00:38:38,620
It said "costume jewelry" on it.
783
00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:42,130
Maybe a magic prop. It was black.
784
00:38:43,163 --> 00:38:46,027
It was no prop, Barb.
785
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,932
That's the black diamond.
786
00:38:49,569 --> 00:38:51,269
What's the black diamond?
787
00:38:52,571 --> 00:38:55,837
It's something very, very bad.
788
00:38:55,842 --> 00:38:58,306
♪ ♪
789
00:38:58,311 --> 00:39:00,208
[COMPUTER BLIPPING]
790
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:03,044
Ugh!
791
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:06,547
[SIGHS] It's still not working!
792
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:08,216
It's okay.
793
00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:09,984
We'll get Chuck back.
794
00:39:09,989 --> 00:39:11,286
No.
795
00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:13,221
It's useless, Rick.
796
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:15,656
I'm never getting Chuck back,
797
00:39:15,661 --> 00:39:17,625
and we lost Dr. Mid-Nite's killer.
798
00:39:17,630 --> 00:39:19,563
Everything's falling apart!
799
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,565
What's going on?
800
00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:26,269
Beth?
801
00:39:29,141 --> 00:39:31,607
Hey, you can... you can talk to me.
802
00:39:33,745 --> 00:39:36,046
Pretend I'm Chuck.
803
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,394
I think my parents might
be getting a divorce.
804
00:39:52,965 --> 00:39:54,862
What?
805
00:39:54,867 --> 00:39:56,730
Did they say something?
806
00:39:56,735 --> 00:39:58,565
No.
807
00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:01,368
- I found some papers.
- Okay.
808
00:40:01,373 --> 00:40:04,738
Well, papers are just papers.
809
00:40:04,743 --> 00:40:06,776
You should talk to them.
810
00:40:13,385 --> 00:40:16,118
I would talk to mine, if I could.
811
00:40:23,428 --> 00:40:24,624
[STATIC CRACKLES]
812
00:40:24,629 --> 00:40:26,759
- Hello?
- Chuck!
813
00:40:26,764 --> 00:40:29,528
Chuck?
814
00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:30,930
Chuck!
815
00:40:30,935 --> 00:40:32,231
Chuck, I can hear you!
816
00:40:32,236 --> 00:40:34,300
It's me! It's Beth!
817
00:40:34,305 --> 00:40:35,702
You have to listen.
818
00:40:35,707 --> 00:40:37,603
Whoever you are, you need to know...
819
00:40:37,608 --> 00:40:40,139
- What?
- You're in danger.
820
00:40:40,144 --> 00:40:41,941
Eclipso...
821
00:40:41,946 --> 00:40:43,209
Chuck?
822
00:40:43,214 --> 00:40:44,911
What was it? What did Chuck say?
823
00:40:44,916 --> 00:40:49,121
♪ ♪
824
00:40:50,754 --> 00:40:52,888
He said we're in danger.
825
00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:57,456
He said Eclipso is here.
826
00:40:57,461 --> 00:41:01,666
♪ ♪
827
00:41:29,426 --> 00:41:31,859
He's gonna kill those children.
828
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:43,060
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