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[Simultaneous chanting]
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[Simultaneous chanting]
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[Clapping] Spelling bee spelling
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bee who's the queen of the
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spelling bee?
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Spelling bee?
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[Chanting] Spelling bee
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spelling bee I'm the queen
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of the spelling bee.
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[Cheering]
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[Cheering]
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You did it, baby girl.
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You showed everybody at that
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school how the Reed family
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handles business.
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Like they say, the apple
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doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Alex: Hey, thanks
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Monroe: Thanks.
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I don't care how many branches
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I don't care how many branches
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you got.
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You didn't plant yourself.
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I am so proud of you,
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little sis.
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Oh you almost make me wanna
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Oh you almost make me wanna
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have a little...
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No.
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Watchin' you up there on that
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stage, I couldn't help but think
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stage, I couldn't help but think
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how much you remind me of me.
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How?
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She won her bee.
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As an exterminator
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as an exterminator
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I sometimes relocate bees.
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And if I win statewide
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I get to go to Disney world!
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I get to go to Disney world!
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That means you have a lot
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of studying to do young lady.
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You gotta be ready.
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I was born ready.
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I was born ready.
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Go ahead, Keenan.
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Quiz me.
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Ah, maybe later.
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First I got some
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[unintelligible] To quiz
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on the phone.
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On the phone.
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Ah, it's a wonder kids can
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spell anything these days.
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What with computers and Google
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and everything.
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Back in my day we knew how
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to use dictionaries
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to use dictionaries
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and encyclopedias.
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Okay, grandpa.
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Since you're so knowledgeable
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and scholarly,
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spell rhinotillexomania.
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R-h-i-n-o--
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that's not a word.
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That's not a word.
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Yes it is.
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It means nose picking.
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[Chuckles] There's an actual
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word for Simone's disgusting
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word for Simone's disgusting
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habit.
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♪ good thing we've got ♪
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♪ one another ♪
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♪ read between the lines ♪
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♪ read between the lines ♪
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♪ stuck between a rock ♪
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♪ and a hard place ♪
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♪ could be a hard place to be ♪
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♪ if I didn't have ♪
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♪ my village holdin' me ♪
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♪ my village holdin' me ♪
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♪ my father, son ♪
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♪ two daughters ♪
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♪ and two best friends ♪
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♪ surroundin' me with ♪
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♪ the strength of 10,000 men ♪
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♪ ha-ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪
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♪ ha-ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪
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[Chuckling]
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Alexis: Keenan.
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Alexis: Keenan.
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Brother.
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Block head.
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Grandpa, he's supposed to be
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grandpa, he's supposed to be
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quizzing me.
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Watch this.
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Wasn't my fault.
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She kissed me first.
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Alexis: [Giggles]
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It's gettin' late.
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Time for you to get your butt
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off of where I lay my head.
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Off of where I lay my head.
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Why don't you sleep
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in the guest bedroom?
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Wouldn't that be more
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comfortable?
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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Guest rooms are for guests.
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Besides, I got my own bed
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in my own house.
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Don't want to sleep
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in nobody else's.
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Now get yourself up before I tie
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now get yourself up before I tie
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your skinny behind in a knot.
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[Doorbell rings]
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[Sighs] Might as well be
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[Sighs] Might as well be
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sleeping in grand central
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station, all this traffic.
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Take it easy.
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I'm coming.
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I'm coming.
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Hey, Monroe.
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Oh no.
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Oh no.
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Hi.
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I missed you miss Helen.
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Oh I missed you too,
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sweetheart.
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Oh I am sorry I am comin' by
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Oh I am sorry I am comin' by
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so late.
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But that Dr. Miller got me
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shufflin' files
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shufflin' files
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and billin' clients.
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You mean doing your job?
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So ah, w-w-w--don't.
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So ah, w-w-w--don't.
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I'm gonna need a new pillow.
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Carla told me that Alexis won
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Carla told me that Alexis won
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the spelling bee so
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I bought her a gift.
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I bought her a gift.
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You got me a gift?
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What is it?
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A kindle?
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A kindle?
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I so wanted one of these.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh you're so welcome.
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Oh you're so welcome.
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And you can call me godmommy.
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Godmommy, I didn't know
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Godmommy, I didn't know
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you were her--
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I wasn't.
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I made the decision yesterday.
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I mean I figured since Carla was
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I mean I figured since Carla was
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in L.A.
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That this baby needed a strong
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woman figure.
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Well you do look pretty
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Well you do look pretty
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strong.
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Godmommy.
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Yes?
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I advanced to the citywide
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I advanced to the citywide
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spelling bee.
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Well I am not surprised.
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You know you get your smarts
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from my side of the family.
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From my side of the family.
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I am not going to wear that
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to the citywide spelling bee.
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But you look adorable in it.
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What do you guys think?
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What do you guys think?
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Oh.
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A man should never get in the
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middle of two women arguin'
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about clothes.
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Almost lost my eye
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like that once.
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Like that once.
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Kaci, winners do not compete
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in casual wear.
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This is for all the marbles.
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This is for all the marbles.
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Okay.
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Okay, got it.
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So we're talking power,
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intelligence, and beauty.
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Intelligence, and beauty.
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[Simultaneously] The full
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Michelle Obama.
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Daddy, where's my
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Daddy, where's my
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registration packet?
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Ah, it should be here
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any day, sweetie.
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Okay, okay, enough talk.
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We have work to do.
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We have work to do.
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Hey dad the paperwork for
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Alexis' spelling bee should be
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here by now, right?
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Why are you asking me?
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Why are you asking me?
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Because I gave it to you
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to mail.
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Nonsense.
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I'm an ex fire chief.
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I didn't get to the top position
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by not taking care of business.
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You want to test me?
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You want to test me?
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Go ahead.
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Light something on fire.
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Calm down.
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I don't need to commit arson
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to prove a point.
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To prove a point.
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I distinctly remember giving you
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the material.
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It was the night you were making
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your famous herb roasted lamb
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chops.
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Chops.
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Oh, they were pretty darn
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good.
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And I put it in the one place
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I knew you wouldn't miss it.
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The apron you were wearin'.
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The apron you were wearin'.
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It was right in front
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of your face.
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I put that thing
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right over here.
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Right over here.
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Now what do you have to say
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for yourself?
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You really messed up
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this time.
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This time.
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What makes it worse is
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my pops won't even take
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responsibility for screwing up.
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He was "I'm always right"
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disease.
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Hm.
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Well that must be contagious
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'cause you have it too.
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No, I don't.
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I'm just right most of the time.
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I'm just right most of the time.
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Okay, why don't you call the
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head master of Alexis' school?
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I did.
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I did.
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She said I had to talk to the
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superintendent.
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But even she admitted there's
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a slim to no chance that ball
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buster Bradley is gonna accept
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buster Bradley is gonna accept
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my late application.
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I know superintendent
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Bradley.
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He didn't seem like a ball
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buster when I met him.
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Buster when I met him.
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But then again I had just
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uncovered a rat infestation
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at one of his schools.
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Are you serious?
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Yup.
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They tried to get me to sign
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they tried to get me to sign
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some kind of agreement to not go
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public, so I said okay.
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And you got what in return?
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A team of unpaid interns.
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A team of unpaid interns.
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Are you talking about kids?
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They can crawl into those
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small spaces.
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They're young.
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Their lungs will be all right.
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Their lungs will be all right.
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Well it sounds like you
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and the superintendent are
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best buds.
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You think you could talk to him?
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I'm sure a reminder of our
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little rat situation might make
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an impression.
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Wait you are not seriously
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considering black mail, are you?
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I mean there is no way that our
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I mean there is no way that our
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straight-laced framer here is
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ever gonna go for that.
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Isn't that right, Alex?
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Here's some gas money.
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Here's some gas money.
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And if you like, I can
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Google map it for you as well.
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[Cell phone rings]
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[Cell phone rings]
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Hello?
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Oh hey, chief.
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Oh hey, chief.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Black mail?
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Black mail?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, unfortunately I do know
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yeah, unfortunately I do know
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Julius.
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Too well.
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Yeah. All right. All right.
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I'm on my way right now.
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If you want to throw him in a
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if you want to throw him in a
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cell and scare the stupid out of
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him until I get there you have
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my blessing.
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Oh...
340
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Oh...
341
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Hey.
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Are you ready for this?
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Police chief mills has Julius
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down at the station.
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Down at the station.
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They picked him up for tryin' to
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blackmail the superintendent.
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What?
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Sweet mother of Jesus.
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Sweet mother of Jesus.
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You knew about this?
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No.
353
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Yeah.
354
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No, Julius cares about
355
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two things.
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Two things.
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Money and makin' more money.
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No way he gets himself mixed up
359
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in this mess unless he's tryin'
360
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to help you.
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All right.
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All right.
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I was out of options, pops.
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I don't want to let my little
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girl down.
366
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Guess what?
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I just got off the phone
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with mommy.
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With mommy.
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She's coming to my spelling bee!
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Oh great.
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Baby, go upstairs, brush your
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baby, go upstairs, brush your
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teeth, and I will be up there
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to read your bedtime story.
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Say we can finally start
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"the iliad" and I'm gone.
378
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"The iliad" and I'm gone.
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The iliad it is.
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Yes.
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I'll warm up my kindle.
382
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Oh.
383
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Looks like you got
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your hands full.
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Your hands full.
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Well let me go pick up Julius
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before someone puts his hair
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in cornrows.
389
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So I hear you're coming to
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So I hear you're coming to
391
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our daughter's spelling bee.
392
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Are you sure you're gonna show
393
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up this time?
394
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Up this time?
395
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No I'm not saying it was your
396
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intention to disappoint her.
397
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No but the last time you were
398
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supposed to come home, I ended
399
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,690
supposed to come home, I ended
400
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up having to fly the kids out
401
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,780
to you.
402
00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,534
Look, all I'm saying is it will
403
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crush her if you don't show up.
404
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Crush her if you don't show up.
405
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Okay.
406
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Anything else you'd like to say
407
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before we hang up?
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I love you too.
409
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Alex: Okay let's go.
410
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Let's hurry it up, up there.
411
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Let's hurry it up, up there.
412
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Come on!
413
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How do I look, daddy?
414
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Like the prettiest girl
415
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in the world.
416
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Don't tell kaci I said that.
417
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Don't tell kaci I said that.
418
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Mommy's plane should be
419
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landing really soon.
420
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Bet she'll be glad to hit
421
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bet she'll be glad to hit
422
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terra firma.
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T-e-r-r-a-f-i-r-m-a.
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Ah, very good sweetie.
425
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But your momma's goin' from
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but your momma's goin' from
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the airport straight to
428
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the competition, so let's go.
429
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Let's do this.
430
00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:53,663
Let's do this.
431
00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:54,001
Keenan! Kaci!
432
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Keenan! Kaci!
433
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Kaci: Coming.
434
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Hey, ready to rock 'n' roll?
435
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,290
Hey, ready to rock 'n' roll?
436
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,423
Yeah, sorry, dad.
437
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:01,959
You know how long it takes
438
00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,751
to look this good?
439
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:06,004
Apparently not long enough.
440
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,090
Apparently not long enough.
441
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[Knocking]
442
00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:09,968
Helen.
443
00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:10,969
What are you doing here?
444
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,000
Well it's a godmother's duty
445
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Well it's a godmother's duty
446
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to ride along with her
447
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goddaughter on her first
448
00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:16,466
citywide spelling bee.
449
00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:17,995
All right.
450
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,140
All right.
451
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:18,774
Well can we go so she's not
452
00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:19,519
late?
453
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,430
Yes.
454
00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,058
And remember this, godmothers
455
00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:23,654
get mother's day gifts too.
456
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Ann Taylor size... 12.
457
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Ann Taylor size... 12.
458
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♪
459
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,530
♪
460
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,109
Hey.
461
00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:32,776
Hey, Simone.
462
00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:33,663
Thank you for comin'.
463
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:34,199
It really means a lot to me
464
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:34,662
that you're here.
465
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,000
Well out of all the kids that
466
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,580
Well out of all the kids that
467
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,489
I know, I hate Alexis the least.
468
00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:39,657
How sweet.
469
00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:40,705
I know.
470
00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:41,998
Hey Julius, thank you
471
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,710
Hey Julius, thank you
472
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,000
for representin' man.
473
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:44,793
You know because of your
474
00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,455
criminal ineptitude,
475
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,884
the superintendent felt bad
476
00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:48,002
for Alexis and accepted
477
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,050
for Alexis and accepted
478
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,210
our late application.
479
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,298
Oh my plan worked like
480
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,342
a charm.
481
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,335
What?
482
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:53,966
Oh he wants to try to pretend
483
00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,391
like it was his plan to get
484
00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:57,680
caught doin' somethin' stupid.
485
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,813
It was.
486
00:09:58,889 --> 00:09:59,969
Just like it's your plan to be
487
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,267
single at 38.
488
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,770
Oh.
489
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:03,232
Okay you know what?
490
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:03,851
You get your little child to--
491
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,306
No, no, no.
492
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:05,996
Don't do that.
493
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,060
Don't do that.
494
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:06,807
No, no, no.
495
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:07,647
If you want to get them back,
496
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:07,942
ignore them.
497
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,404
I've been ignoring men
498
00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:10,403
for years.
499
00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:11,154
That's how I keep them
500
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:11,995
interested.
501
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,950
Interested.
502
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,319
Parents, students, friends,
503
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,276
let us begin.
504
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:17,996
Oh that's my godbaby.
505
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,250
Oh that's my godbaby.
506
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,709
I am the godmother.
507
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:23,999
Helen.
508
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,670
Helen.
509
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:25,880
Helen.
510
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:26,578
Yes?
511
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,997
Just a proud godmother.
512
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,170
Just a proud godmother.
513
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:33,724
Expressing her love.
514
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,969
The rules are as follows,
515
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,142
if you misspell a word
516
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:37,679
in the first three rounds,
517
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,852
you will be automatically
518
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:40,930
eliminated.
519
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:41,635
In the final round,
520
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,004
your opponent has to misspell
521
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,890
your opponent has to misspell
522
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,686
a word and you must spell
523
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,000
your word correctly in order
524
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,020
your word correctly in order
525
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,185
to be crowned the Victor.
526
00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,734
Ladies and gentlemen,
527
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,857
let's spell.
528
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:54,004
[Applause]
529
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,650
[Applause]
530
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:58,527
Alexis Reed.
531
00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,996
Your word is "penitentiary".
532
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,950
Your word is "penitentiary".
533
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:01,615
Ha.
534
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:01,912
That's easy.
535
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:02,624
Jail.
536
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,913
J-a-i-l.
537
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:05,997
Sh.
538
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,540
Sh.
539
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,584
♪
540
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,576
Penitentiary.
541
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,998
P-e-n-i-t-e-n-t-i-a-r-y.
542
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,670
P-e-n-i-t-e-n-t-i-a-r-y.
543
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:14,966
Penitentiary.
544
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:15,879
[Ding]
545
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,086
You are correct.
546
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,386
Unorthodox.
547
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:24,001
U-n-o-r-t-h-a-d-o-x.
548
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,480
U-n-o-r-t-h-a-d-o-x.
549
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:25,848
Unorthodox.
550
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,805
You are incorrect.
551
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,805
Loser!
552
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,397
Nauseous.
553
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,995
N-a-u-s-e-o-u-s.
554
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,650
N-a-u-s-e-o-u-s.
555
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:37,607
Nauseous.
556
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,277
[Ding]
557
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,115
Correct.
558
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,999
Your word is "temperamental".
559
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,030
Your word is "temperamental".
560
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,908
Temperamental.
561
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,995
T-e-m...p-e-r...m-e-n-t-a-l.
562
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,460
T-e-m...p-e-r...m-e-n-t-a-l.
563
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,792
Temperamental
564
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,286
Incorrect.
565
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,998
[Angrily] Oh, yeah?
566
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,220
[Angrily] Oh, yeah?
567
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,626
Judge: Incorrect.
568
00:11:58,717 --> 00:11:59,997
Incorrect.
569
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,470
Incorrect.
570
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,763
Incorrect.
571
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,176
Incorrect.
572
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:03,764
Incorrect.
573
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,808
And that is the end
574
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:06,001
of our third round.
575
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,270
Of our third round.
576
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,521
We'll take a short break
577
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:09,692
and return with our final round.
578
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:12,000
[Applause]
579
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,440
[Applause]
580
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:17,735
Excuse me.
581
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,000
Hey, baby, you're doing great.
582
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,740
Hey, baby, you're doing great.
583
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,781
Where's mommy?
584
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:20,744
She said she was going
585
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,323
to be here.
586
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,988
I know she's not here yet,
587
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,616
but I am sure she's super proud
588
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,503
of you.
589
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,409
But she promised.
590
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,996
[Bell tolls]
591
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,120
[Bell tolls]
592
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,377
Well I'd better go.
593
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:31,959
They're going to start soon.
594
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,792
Well hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
595
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,998
Give me a hug.
596
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:35,997
Mm.
597
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,420
Mm.
598
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,665
Mm.
599
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:40,336
I l-o-v-e you so much.
600
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,296
Now come on.
601
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:41,995
Let's do this.
602
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,510
Let's do this.
603
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:47,977
[Sighs]
604
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,225
How's she holdin' up?
605
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:52,863
Well she's a little
606
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,478
disappointed your mother's not
607
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,004
here.
608
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,820
Here.
609
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,319
I'm not.
610
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,070
I knew she wasn't comin'.
611
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:57,821
Come on, Keenan.
612
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:58,362
You know your mother cares
613
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,574
about you.
614
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:00,003
Wow.
615
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,610
Wow.
616
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,196
I'm not used to you sounding
617
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,450
like you don't really believe
618
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,161
that.
619
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,370
Can we just focus
620
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,000
on your sister please?
621
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,160
On your sister please?
622
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,293
The competition will now
623
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,409
resume.
624
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,746
May I have Alison come
625
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,000
to the microphone please?
626
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,500
To the microphone please?
627
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:12,923
The word is...
628
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,550
[Coughing]
629
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,000
Don't you hate it
630
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,300
don't you hate it
631
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,050
when it goes down
632
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:19,921
the wrong pipe.
633
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,007
When what goes down
634
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:21,761
the wrong pipe?
635
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:22,932
Air.
636
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,000
Sh.
637
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,850
Sh.
638
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,890
Sorry for the interruption.
639
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:30,002
Your word is "antediluvian".
640
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,980
Your word is "antediluvian".
641
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,810
Antediluvian.
642
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,145
A-n-t-e--
643
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,000
[Coughing]
644
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,270
[Coughing]
645
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,857
Be quiet, woman.
646
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,112
That's it!
647
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,493
Please remove that woman
648
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,999
from the premises.
649
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,490
From the premises.
650
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:43,571
Uh.
651
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,316
What?
652
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,406
I'm the godmother.
653
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,621
I have rights.
654
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,000
Don't you taser me.
655
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,580
Don't you taser me.
656
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,541
Now, proceed.
657
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:54,001
A-n-t-e-d-i-l-u-v-i-a-n.
658
00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:00,000
A-n-t-e-d-i-l-u-v-i-a-n.
659
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,130
A-n-t-e-d-i-l-u-v-i-a-n.
660
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,054
Antediluvian.
661
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:01,921
[Ding]
662
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,967
Correct.
663
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,683
Spell the word "bourgeois".
664
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:11,056
Aw, come on.
665
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,001
That word should be illegal.
666
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,850
That word should be illegal.
667
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,096
It's French.
668
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,107
Derived from the old French
669
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,938
word, bourgeois.
670
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,903
Everybody knows that.
671
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:23,324
You people need to read more.
672
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,004
Bourgeois.
673
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,490
Bourgeois.
674
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,004
B-u-o... correction.
675
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,200
B-u-o... correction.
676
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:35,997
B-o-u-r-g-w-a.
677
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,210
B-o-u-r-g-w-a.
678
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:37,843
Bourgeois.
679
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,588
That is incorrect.
680
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,001
That means Alison is our winner.
681
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,720
That means Alison is our winner.
682
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,389
[Applause]
683
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,177
[Indistinct chatter]
684
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,354
Kaci: So good.
685
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,562
Come on, smile.
686
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,001
You were amazing.
687
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,060
You were amazing.
688
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:54,983
Sorry we're not going
689
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,020
to Disney world.
690
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:56,983
Don't worry about it.
691
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:57,902
We can go to Disney world
692
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:58,940
any time.
693
00:14:59,023 --> 00:14:59,863
Uh-uh.
694
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:00,000
They got so many blackout dates
695
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,230
they got so many blackout dates
696
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:01,937
now.
697
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:02,986
Happiest palce on earth,
698
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,998
if you can get in.
699
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,410
If you can get in.
700
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,029
Where is she?
701
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,997
[Sighs] Come here, sweetie.
702
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,950
[Sighs] Come here, sweetie.
703
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:16,958
Now I know your mommy wanted
704
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,001
to be here, but sometimes things
705
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,710
to be here, but sometimes things
706
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:20,343
don't always work out the way
707
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,499
we hoped.
708
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,998
[Phone vibrates]
709
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,010
[Phone vibrates]
710
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,260
There's your mommy now.
711
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,004
Hey.
712
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,100
Hey.
713
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,099
Yeah.
714
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,770
Yeah, she's here.
715
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,598
Hold on.
716
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:36,004
Hi mommy.
717
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,980
Hi mommy.
718
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,062
I miss you too.
719
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,997
So what's the update?
720
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,070
So what's the update?
721
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,649
She's on the phone with Carla.
722
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,364
Says she got stuck on the runway
723
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,494
in L.A.
724
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,001
Well at least it wasn't
725
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,660
Well at least it wasn't
726
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:49,069
her fault this time.
727
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,616
Well it's her fault
728
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,119
she's in California.
729
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,002
Can't blame her.
730
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,750
Can't blame her.
731
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:55,498
Those in-n-out burgers are
732
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,079
so damn addictive.
733
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,455
[Soft music playing]
734
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,001
Hey.
735
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,630
Hey.
736
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,089
Hey.
737
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,038
How's your baby doin'?
738
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,047
Well, she wants to finish
739
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,379
reading "the iliad" tomorrow
740
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,004
and start reading "the odyssey"
741
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,880
and start reading "the odyssey"
742
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:07,215
the next day.
743
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,879
So I'd say she'll be okay.
744
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,507
Are you okay,
745
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,224
is the question.
746
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,003
Oh, man, I'm fine.
747
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,810
Oh, man, I'm fine.
748
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,768
There's a lot I wanna say.
749
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:15,388
And the person I wanna say 'em
750
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,104
to isn't here.
751
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,004
But I'm good.
752
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,390
But I'm good.
753
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,477
But what if she was here?
754
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,191
What kind of question is
755
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:20,400
that?
756
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,309
No answer my question, Alex.
757
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,858
What if she were here.
758
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:24,001
What would you say?
759
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,270
What would you say?
760
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:28,528
I'd say I'm sick of this.
761
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,002
Okay.
762
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,320
Okay.
763
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,736
And I think she would probably
764
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,624
say...
765
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,001
"What exactly are you sick of?"
766
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,080
"What exactly are you sick of?"
767
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:36,621
Hey look I don't think
768
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,164
this is a good idea, guys.
769
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,036
Uh-uh.
770
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,003
I'm, I'm sick of living with
771
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,380
i'm, I'm sick of living with
772
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,630
having made the wrong decisions.
773
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,713
I never should have agreed
774
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:47,997
to this long-distance thing.
775
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,340
To this long-distance thing.
776
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,684
"I would've gone anyway".
777
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,928
All right.
778
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,299
Why?
779
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:53,997
Why don't you wanna be
780
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,300
why don't you wanna be
781
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,848
with your family?
782
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,891
Why won't you just come home?
783
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,995
"I want my turn, Alex.
784
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,520
"I want my turn, Alex.
785
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,483
I thought I was happy,
786
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,363
but I wasn't.
787
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,770
I never really wanted a third
788
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:05,998
child, but I had one because
789
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,280
child, but I had one because
790
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,029
I wanted you.
791
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,990
Now I love our children very
792
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,070
much, but I just feel like
793
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:11,995
Are you really tryin' to pin
794
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,030
Are you really tryin' to pin
795
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,115
this on me?
796
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:14,989
You are an intelligent,
797
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,285
grown-ass woman.
798
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:17,999
Nobody forced you to do
799
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,040
nobody forced you to do
800
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:18,950
anything.
801
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:19,498
I was the one who changed
802
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,040
for you.
803
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,002
I did that, Carla.
804
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,002
Then we both made sacrifices.
805
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,880
Then we both made sacrifices.
806
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,880
I don't know about this.
807
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,841
You don't know about what?
808
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,340
I don't know about us!
809
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,052
I don't know about this
810
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:29,301
marriage.
811
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,001
Either you come home right now,
812
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,130
either you come home right now,
813
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,085
or this relationship is
814
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,046
probably over!
815
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,996
[Soft music playing]
816
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,890
[Soft music playing]
817
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,734
[Clapping]
818
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:41,389
Come on now.
819
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:41,997
Clap your hands.
820
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,600
Clap your hands.
821
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,516
Put your hands together
822
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,114
for the performers.
823
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,729
Huh?
824
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:47,996
Tonight's performance was
825
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,530
tonight's performance was
826
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,229
brought to you by
827
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,068
we control pests.
828
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,452
1-800-kll-bugs and its
829
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,999
proprietor, Julius Darren.
830
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,070
Proprietor, Julius Darren.
831
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,366
[Chuckles] Here's some cards.
832
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,369
Two girls, three guys,
833
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,030
that's gonna be a wild night
834
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:57,947
right there.
835
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,035
That's gonna be a wild night.
836
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,214
[Knocking]
837
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,828
Come in.
838
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,416
Hey.
839
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,303
What's wrong sweetie?
840
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,168
You can't sleep?
841
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,594
Daddy, I don't know what
842
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:11,802
happened to me today.
843
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,002
I just got all crazy.
844
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,090
I just got all crazy.
845
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,386
I can spell that word.
846
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,389
I know that word.
847
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,100
You read "les mis" to me
848
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:17,999
when I was five.
849
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,180
When I was five.
850
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,845
Alexis Reed,
851
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:23,995
the word is "bourgeois".
852
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,650
The word is "bourgeois".
853
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,848
Bourgeois.
854
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,998
B-o-u-r-g-e-o-i-s.
855
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,070
B-o-u-r-g-e-o-i-s.
856
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:30,360
Bourgeois.
857
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,782
That's my girl.
858
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,002
Come here.
859
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,030
Come here.
860
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,075
Alexis,
861
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,039
at the end of the day,
862
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:41,999
the only person you can depend
863
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,330
the only person you can depend
864
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,623
on is you.
865
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,666
Okay?
866
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,959
So I don't ever want you to let
867
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,002
anybody get in your head,
868
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,090
anybody get in your head,
869
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,128
rattle you,
870
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,211
or make you doubt yourself.
871
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,756
And that includes me
872
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,000
and your mom.
873
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,130
And your mom.
874
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,836
Okay, daddy.
875
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:56,756
You got it?
876
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,724
I got it.
877
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,263
All right.
878
00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,965
Goodnight.
879
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,215
Goodnight, daddy.
880
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:02,717
What are you doin'?
881
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,688
No. You gots to go.
882
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:05,638
Daddy.
883
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:05,997
No you have your own bed.
884
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,980
No you have your own bed.
885
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,152
And your own bedroom.
886
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,070
Go ahead.
887
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,998
Nice try though.
888
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,530
Nice try though.
889
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,070
♪
890
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,783
Alex: No matter how much
891
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,913
I love my family and wanna make
892
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,000
my marriage work,
893
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,070
my marriage work,
894
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,367
today I realized there are
895
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,201
certain things I can't do.
896
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,996
Being in a relationship
897
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,330
being in a relationship
898
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,503
with a wife who doesn't want
899
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,711
to come home
900
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,420
just may be one of them.
901
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:29,998
♪
902
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,420
♪
903
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:36,020
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