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♪
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Hey daddy-o.
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Hey, daughter of mine.
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Hey, daughter of mine.
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How was school today?
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No clue.
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I ditched class and flash-robbed
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a forever 21.
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Ah, life of crime.
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Ah, life of crime.
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Well you know, I probably
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shouldn't admit this, but I am
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comforted by the idea of you
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wearing a stay-at-home anklet.
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Wearing a stay-at-home anklet.
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Mm-hmm.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Oh it's mom.
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Hey.
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You know I made some eggplant
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you know I made some eggplant
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parmesan.
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You want some?
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No thanks.
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I made it with extra
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I made it with extra
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parmesan.
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Dad.
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Yeah?
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If you want to know what mom
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and I are texting about, just
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and I are texting about, just
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ask.
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What were you and mom
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texting about?
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Nothing.
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She has to run to a meeting.
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We're gonna catch up later.
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We're gonna catch up later.
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Oh, real--really.
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What were you guys talkin'
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about?
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Dad, nothing.
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Oh.
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Oh I get it.
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Oh I get it.
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Girl stuff.
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Ah, yeah, yeah.
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Well you know, kaci, I'm good
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for chats about malls, movies,
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mani/pedis...
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Mani/pedis...
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The female anatomy.
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Okay.
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I'm still in.
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Kaci, you know you can talk to
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me about anything.
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Me about anything.
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Okay.
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"Can" and "choose to" are two
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different things.
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Wow.
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With all due respect, dad,
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With all due respect, dad,
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you're a dude.
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Not going there.
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Kaci, you know I'm good for
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at least a couple hours.
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At least a couple hours.
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Well that's just not long
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enough.
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So call me when you really have
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time for me.
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Time for me.
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You're not getting off that
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easy.
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We will talk about your lady
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business.
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♪ good thing we've got ♪
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♪ one another ♪
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♪ one another ♪
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♪ read between the lines ♪
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♪ stuck between a rock ♪
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♪ and a hard place ♪
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♪ could be a hard place to be ♪
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♪ if I didn't have ♪
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♪ my village holdin' me ♪
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♪ my father, son ♪
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♪ two daughters ♪
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♪ and two best friends ♪
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♪ and two best friends ♪
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♪ surroundin' me with ♪
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♪ the strength of 10,000 men ♪
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♪ ha-ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪
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[Chuckling]
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[Soft instrumental
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music playing]
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Ellis.
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Ellis.
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Oh hey.
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Hey what are you doin' here?
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Can't a friend stop by with
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a large, unidentified package
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a large, unidentified package
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without being questioned?
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Now that smells like...
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Mm.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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I can't believe you finally
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baked eggplant parmesan for me.
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Now I was bringin' it to you
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anyway, but it just so happens
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I need an assist.
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I need an assist.
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Kaci has stuff she needs to
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talk about and she won't talk
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to me.
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To me.
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Release the pan.
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Oh, girl stuff?
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Yes.
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Okay, come on.
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Okay, come on.
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Dahlia, would you put some of
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this on a plate for me?
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Alex please don't do this to me.
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Now you know I don't talk to
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kids unless I have a
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kids unless I have a
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thermometer in their butt.
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Don't look at kaci as a kid.
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Look at her as you, without the
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look at her as you, without the
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boobs of bitterness.
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Whoa.
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I-Is that Julius' wife?
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Yup.
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That's Rita.
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That's Rita.
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In all her gold digging glory.
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Is she carrying my bag?
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Oh, hers is real though.
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Oh, hers is real though.
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I didn't know she was
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Dr. Gupta's patient.
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Well he's obviously her ear,
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Well he's obviously her ear,
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nose, and throat specialist.
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You know, before I was fire
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chief I...
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[Simultaneously]
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Did all the cooking at seven
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did all the cooking at seven
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different fire stations.
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So you've heard the story?
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I bet people used to tell
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you all the time you should
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open your own place.
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Open your own place.
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Ah, compliments.
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That's exactly how you get an
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extra helping.
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Grandpa, you're handsome,
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Grandpa, you're handsome,
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And you're perceptive and
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bright, and deserve another
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bright, and deserve another
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helping.
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I'm serious, pop.
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Think about it.
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Your own place.
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I'd put up my own hard-earned
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money to invest in that.
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Money to invest in that.
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What do you say?
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Partners?
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Why not.
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My wife's gallivantin' all over
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the globe spendin' our
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retirement money, maybe I
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retirement money, maybe I
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should get a little business
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goin'.
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That's what i'm
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talkin' about.
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Oh yeah.
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Hey.
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You know organic is the fastest
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you know organic is the fastest
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growing food segment in the U.S.
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Let me show you the
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vegetable garden Alex and I
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started out back.
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Started out back.
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Hear me on this, Simone.
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I am not going to lie to my man.
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Perhaps you can entertain
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the possibility that you're
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the possibility that you're
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wrong.
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This is about man code.
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All right?
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There are three things a man
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never does.
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Never does.
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Ask for directions, pee sitting
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down, and not tell his best
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friend that his wife is
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cheating on him.
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Cheating on him.
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If Julius already knows and
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you tell him what we saw, he
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feels like a fool.
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If he doesn't know and you tell
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him what we saw, he still feels
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like a fool.
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Either way, he's a fool.
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You would never pass the man
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code exam.
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Code exam.
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Okay, look, look, look, look.
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If-if
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I can't talk you out of it, at
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least let me talk to Rita first.
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I mean, if she's already told
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him that she's dating
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him that she's dating
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Dr. Gupta, we stay out of it.
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If she hasn't told him, knowing
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we know will force her to come
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clean and he never has to know
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we know.
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That actually makes sense.
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Chick logic usually does.
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Chick logic usually does.
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Dad, have you noticed that
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Dad, have you noticed that
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everybody treats me like a kid.
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Why is that?
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Well it might have something
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to do with your motor skills.
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To do with your motor skills.
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You gonna clean that up?
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Well tell me what's wrong son.
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Grandpa mad sea bass for
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dinner.
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Dinner.
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Oh with or without caper
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sauce?
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Dad.
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Okay, no caper sauce, I got
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it.
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Julius was so impressed that
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after like six helpings, he
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after like six helpings, he
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offered to bankroll a
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restaurant for grandpa.
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Hm.
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Well, pop is an excellent chef.
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Julius is a pretty savvy
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Julius is a pretty savvy
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businessman.
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I don't know, the food business
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though, it's kinda tough.
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Well no, grandpop's creations
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are special.
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Are special.
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I know with my help it could
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work.
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But they wouldn't even listen
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to my ideas.
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Like just because I'm young and
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extra good-looking I'm stupid.
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Extra good-looking I'm stupid.
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And even if they did think
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you were stupid, what's more
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important?
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What other people think of you,
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what other people think of you,
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or what you think of yourself?
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Oh dad, please don't go all
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"as a man thinketh" on me.
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Begin.
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Now.
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Now.
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"Out of the night that covers
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"me black as the pit from pole
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"to pole I thank whatever gods
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"to pole I thank whatever gods
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"may be for my unconquerable
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soul."
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Louder.
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Dad, look all I want to do
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is get grandpop to listen to me.
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Is get grandpop to listen to me.
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You know, he might need a
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hearing aid.
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"Out of the night that
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"covers me black as the pit
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"covers me black as the pit
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"from pole to pole I thank
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"whatever gods may be for my
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unconquerable soul."
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What up, row?
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What up, row?
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Row?
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We're not in a boat.
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It's Mr. Reed.
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Now that we're business
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Now that we're business
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partners, I figured we do away
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with the formalities.
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Got your restaurant.
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You found a spot already?
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It found me.
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Rolled right past me.
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Rolled right past me.
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She's parked out front.
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Who's parked out front?
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Rita.
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Our new food truck.
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Our new food truck.
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Food truck?
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What the hell?
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She's a beauty.
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I bought it from one of my
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extermination buddies.
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Extermination buddies.
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Slap on a few coats of paint,
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pull out the poison vats, put
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in some hot plates, we're good
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to go.
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Are you crazy?
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Are you crazy?
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That's not what I signed up for.
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Well, no, food trucks are
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really hot these days, grandpop.
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I could tweet out your location
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every day to let customers know
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every day to let customers know
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where your truck'll be parked.
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I don't know about all that
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tweety bird nonsense.
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I just wanna cook good food.
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I just wanna cook good food.
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It's called branding.
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Check it out.
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I even made a logo.
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Oh that-that's not half bad.
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Oh that-that's not half bad.
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Doesn't mean I'm payin' you
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for it.
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Now look, I can get a great
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Now look, I can get a great
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deal on ground beef in bulk
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over at king street meat & Such.
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Oh, no, no.
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No and such in my beef.
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No and such in my beef.
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We need fine quality
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ingredients.
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Oh so you're in?
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Yup, I'm in.
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Me too.
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Me too.
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[Chuckles]
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Okay, mom, so we'll see you
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in six months.
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Oh it is so good to see my
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oh it is so good to see my
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favorite little patient.
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Now you promise to take all
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your medicine?
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Yes, Dr. Winters.
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All right.
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All right.
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Oh, that's my boy.
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Mm.
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All right.
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Sanitize me.
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Sanitize me.
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Ooh.
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Kaci, god, am I glad to see you.
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Kaci, god, am I glad to see you.
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You are?
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Someone who knows how to
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brush their own teeth and
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doesn't have head lice.
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You don't, do you?
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You don't, do you?
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No.
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Okay.
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Auntie Simone, can I ask you
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something?
399
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Hmm?
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Why did you become a
401
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Why did you become a
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pediatrician?
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Um, well, I suppose because
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I'm good at math, I love
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science, I'm the oldest of
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science, I'm the oldest of
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eight kids and kids are what I
408
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knew.
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I just forgot that they were
410
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all nasty little self-centered
411
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all nasty little self-centered
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virus collectors.
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So what can auntie Simone do
414
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for you?
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♪
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A++.
417
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A++.
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Because this student obviously
419
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listens to my lectures.
420
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Sometimes I forget how good I
421
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am.
422
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[Chuckles]
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[Chuckles]
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What'd you do this time?
425
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Rescue a dangling participle?
426
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Oh hello there.
427
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Hey.
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How you doin'?
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How you doin'?
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Have a seat.
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Where you ah, where are you
432
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comin' from?
433
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Oh the meeting with auntie
434
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Simone you're pretending you
435
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didn't set up.
436
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Didn't set up.
437
00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:02,479
I gotta go get my books.
438
00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,515
Jasmine's giving me a ride--
439
00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:04,608
[Car horn beeps]
440
00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,002
--To the library.
441
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,650
--To the library.
442
00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:07,566
Kaci, I told you a million
443
00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,033
times to ask your friends not
444
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to honk their horns outside the
445
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house.
446
00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:11,993
Okay.
447
00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,494
Okay, dad.
448
00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:20,918
Daddy?
449
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What is ortho tri-cyclen?
450
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Oh those are birth control
451
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Oh those are birth control
452
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pill--
453
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why are you askin' about that?
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Because this dropped out of
455
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kaci's bag.
456
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Kaci's bag.
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Oh.
458
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Whoa.
459
00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,970
No these, these right here are
460
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specialty mints.
461
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Yes, yes.
462
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Yes, yes.
463
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Mints.
464
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That's what they are.
465
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And apparently they're from
466
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auntie Simone.
467
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I love mints, daddy.
468
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Can I have one?
469
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Absolutely not.
470
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Absolutely not.
471
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At least not until you're 30
472
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and in a committed relationship.
473
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Alex, hey, it's awfully
474
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early for a visit without a pan
475
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early for a visit without a pan
476
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,077
of baked bribery.
477
00:08:58,162 --> 00:08:58,962
So what brings you by this
478
00:08:59,038 --> 00:08:59,998
time, Alex?
479
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,170
Time, Alex?
480
00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,959
Uh-oh.
481
00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,172
I know that look.
482
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:04,792
That's the same look your had
483
00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:05,997
when Julius declawed your cat
484
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,670
when Julius declawed your cat
485
00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,804
and blamed it on me.
486
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,301
You declawed cash's kitty
487
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,003
and you know it.
488
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,090
And you know it.
489
00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:14,546
Simone, this is a look of a man
490
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:15,597
who can't believe you gave his
491
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,560
daughter birth control pills.
492
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:17,850
What's next?
493
00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:18,002
Signing her up for a pole
494
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,560
signing her up for a pole
495
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,641
dancing class?
496
00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,475
It's an excellent form of
497
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,940
cardio and you can see yourself
498
00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,000
out.
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00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,900
Out.
500
00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:25,821
No, Simone, that's not how
501
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:26,978
it works.
502
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:27,606
You can't completely trample on
503
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,532
my parental rights and then
504
00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:29,999
refuse to talk about it.
505
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,740
Refuse to talk about it.
506
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,530
Well I tried to talk to you.
507
00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,742
I sent you a text, left you a
508
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,283
message.
509
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:35,996
"Hit me back" is not a
510
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,030
"Hit me back" is not a
511
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,577
message.
512
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I can't believe you're not
513
00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:40,082
taking responsibility for this.
514
00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:40,582
For what?
515
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,003
Prescribing ortho tri-cyclen
516
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,500
prescribing ortho tri-cyclen
517
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,461
to a teenager for a heavy
518
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:44,832
menstrual cycle?
519
00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,997
Her...Her what?
520
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,960
Her...Her what?
521
00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:51,837
Her period.
522
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,004
Heavy flow; Lots of cramping.
523
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,090
Heavy flow; Lots of cramping.
524
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See, once a month women have
525
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,474
this thing.
526
00:09:58,556 --> 00:09:59,996
Okay, I get it.
527
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,140
Okay, I get it.
528
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,555
Oh wow.
529
00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:05,403
All right, look.
530
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:05,999
I know I got a lot going on,
531
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,690
I know I got a lot going on,
532
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:07,612
there's no excuse.
533
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,940
But Simone, it's the truth.
534
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:10,606
All right, I need you to give
535
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,943
me a pass on this.
536
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:12,818
I don't want to have to
537
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:13,823
apologize for caring about my
538
00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,074
daughter.
539
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,487
If you weren't the first boy
540
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:17,995
to ever touch my pre-boobs.
541
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,330
To ever touch my pre-boobs.
542
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:20,871
I would be so done with you
543
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,913
right now.
544
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,000
I'm sorry.
545
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,090
I'm sorry.
546
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,384
We good?
547
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:34,717
We good.
548
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,000
[Laughing simultaneously]
549
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,850
[Laughing simultaneously]
550
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,009
Hey, you talk to Rita by the
551
00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:41,217
way?
552
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:41,997
Ah, according to my
553
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,390
Ah, according to my
554
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,435
assistant, who's dating
555
00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:45,808
Dr. Gupta's first cousin...
556
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,015
I don't follow.
557
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,004
Well it turns out that Rita
558
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,980
Well it turns out that Rita
559
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,515
comes by for a little afternoon
560
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,988
delight almost every evening.
561
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:53,609
Wouldn't that make it
562
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:54,004
evening delight?
563
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,650
Evening delight?
564
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:57,157
Really?
565
00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:58,909
Just make it clear for her,
566
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,001
if she doesn't talk, I will
567
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,370
if she doesn't talk, I will
568
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,911
invoke the man code.
569
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,001
Rita.
570
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,040
Rita.
571
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,043
Hey.
572
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,084
Hey.
573
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,537
Simone.
574
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,287
Your office isn't in this
575
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,548
building.
576
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:11,839
Sure is.
577
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:12,001
I've been here for about a year
578
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,510
I've been here for about a year
579
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,509
now.
580
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,050
You know, I just finished
581
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:15,632
remodeling and picked out the
582
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,756
cutest wallpaper.
583
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:18,003
Oh wallpaper you say?
584
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,680
Oh wallpaper you say?
585
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,183
Did you hire a designer?
586
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,064
Oh no, no, no.
587
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:23,850
I dabble a little.
588
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,003
I mean, you're a dabbler
589
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,350
I mean, you're a dabbler
590
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,023
yourself, no?
591
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,142
Nope.
592
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,398
Never dabble.
593
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,859
That's surprising.
594
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:29,999
Because you always seemed a
595
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,570
because you always seemed a
596
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,359
little indecisive to me.
597
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,003
You don't really know me, do
598
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,700
You don't really know me, do
599
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:37,989
you?
600
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,452
No not as well as perhaps
601
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,742
some of the other doctors in
602
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:41,995
the building.
603
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,700
The building.
604
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,826
Might I suggest you mind
605
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,912
your own business?
606
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:47,997
Tell Julius the truth, or
607
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,130
Tell Julius the truth, or
608
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,418
man code will force me to.
609
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,213
I always knew you weren't
610
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:53,995
born a woman.
611
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,630
Born a woman.
612
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,713
Grandpop?
613
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,508
Yeah?
614
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,301
How many dependents do I
615
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,344
have?
616
00:11:59,427 --> 00:11:59,997
You better not have any.
617
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,010
You better not have any.
618
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,595
Let me see that.
619
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,271
You're not a Chinese exchange
620
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:05,999
student on work-study.
621
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,390
Student on work-study.
622
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,266
But Julius said I was
623
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,562
supposed to--
624
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:10,595
Oh give me that crap.
625
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,558
He's not callin' the shots
626
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:11,857
around here.
627
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:11,999
And who told you to go in my
628
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,520
and who told you to go in my
629
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,027
suitcase without my permission?
630
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:16,820
Guess who got a great deal
631
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:17,992
on velveeta?
632
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,160
Oh good for you.
633
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,238
Now all you need are some
634
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,622
rat traps to put it in.
635
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:22,279
[Chuckles]
636
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,326
That's cute.
637
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:23,829
You got a lot to learn.
638
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:23,999
It's Mac and cheese supreme.
639
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,250
It's Mac and cheese supreme.
640
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:26,828
It requires seven cheeses to
641
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,832
make it supreme.
642
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,004
I doubt that the customers
643
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,420
I doubt that the customers
644
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:31,459
are gonna say, cheese number
645
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:31,792
one, good.
646
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,586
Cheese number four, kinda tangy.
647
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,000
Look, you can't do this
648
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,010
Look, you can't do this
649
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,168
without me.
650
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,506
You can't do it without me.
651
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,131
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
652
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,176
Good news.
653
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,049
I'm done with the revised logo
654
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:41,835
for the truck.
655
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:41,997
Already hacked your computer
656
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,470
Already hacked your computer
657
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:42,803
and got it.
658
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,887
Which leads me to, ta-da.
659
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,733
Synergy.
660
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:47,998
Genius.
661
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,890
Genius.
662
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:49,386
First of all, I'm not
663
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:49,767
wearin' that.
664
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,772
Secondly, [louder]
665
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,863
I'm not wearin' that.
666
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,858
Yeah.
667
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:53,999
I'm with grandpop.
668
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,730
I'm with grandpop.
669
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:55,685
We don't want to associate our
670
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,074
food with bugs.
671
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,691
Keenan, you're fired.
672
00:12:58,777 --> 00:12:59,997
Look our food'll be so good,
673
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,070
Look our food'll be so good,
674
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,275
people are gonna take it home,
675
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,284
leave it out.
676
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,195
Next thing you know, ants,
677
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,413
roaches.
678
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:05,913
They got a real problem.
679
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:06,003
They need an exterminator.
680
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,200
They need an exterminator.
681
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,247
Who they gonna call?
682
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,001
We control pests.
683
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,080
We control pests.
684
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,247
The company on the back of
685
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,625
their t-shirts.
686
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,381
I'm not comin' out of
687
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,552
retirement to promote your
688
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,000
vermin-chasin' business.
689
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,380
Vermin-chasin' business.
690
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,835
I quit.
691
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:21,465
Well somebody's gotta pay me
692
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,000
for these t-shirts.
693
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,220
For these t-shirts.
694
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,553
I'm not sayin' you.
695
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,468
I'm just sayin' somebody's
696
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,555
gonna pay me for these t-shirts.
697
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,351
You told me not to go into
698
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,003
business with a buy who spent
699
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,350
business with a buy who spent
700
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,394
30 years runnin' into burning
701
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,437
buildings.
702
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,271
Hey Alex.
703
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:34,895
Hey.
704
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,000
Well, Rita's dead.
705
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,780
Well, Rita's dead.
706
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:38,778
Oh my god.
707
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:39,899
You killed her already?
708
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:40,855
I didn't.
709
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:41,995
His dad did.
710
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,910
His dad did.
711
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,568
Mr. Reed killed Rita?
712
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,698
Before she even had a chance.
713
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:47,995
Maybe I'll open a food truck by
714
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,580
maybe I'll open a food truck by
715
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,791
myself.
716
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:50,410
He named the truck after his
717
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:50,906
wife.
718
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:51,906
Oh.
719
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,997
So how's the real Rita by
720
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,670
So how's the real Rita by
721
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:54,920
the way?
722
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000
I assume she's fine.
723
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:57,996
Haven't seen her since our last
724
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:58,917
bank transaction.
725
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,004
She's fine?
726
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,010
She's fine?
727
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,299
So that means no need for a
728
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,972
visit to a tall, good-looking,
729
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,000
Indian throat specialist?
730
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,010
Indian throat specialist?
731
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,268
We have something we need to--
732
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,678
Rita's dabbling!
733
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:11,997
What Simone is trying to say
734
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,640
What Simone is trying to say
735
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,307
is we busted Rita cheating on
736
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:15,936
you.
737
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,001
My Rita?
738
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,400
My Rita?
739
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,494
I can't believe this.
740
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,000
After all I've done for her.
741
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,150
After all I've done for her.
742
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,198
The cars, the trips, the Gucci
743
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,452
fondue set.
744
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,004
I hope you kept the receipts.
745
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,450
I hope you kept the receipts.
746
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,407
This isn't happening.
747
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,917
I'm goin' to give her the boot.
748
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:35,119
Yes.
749
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:35,997
Yes.
750
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,750
Yes.
751
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:37,544
And you guys are comin' with
752
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,336
me.
753
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,209
[Simultaneously] No.
754
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,295
You have to.
755
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,089
It's man code.
756
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:41,961
[Sighs]
757
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,417
You're right.
758
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,467
Let's go.
759
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,590
Look I'm not goin' anywhere.
760
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,546
I'm not a man.
761
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,335
Need I remind you of the
762
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:47,998
frozen g-string incident?
763
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,180
Frozen g-string incident?
764
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:49,933
We spent hours chippin' away at
765
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:50,814
that thing.
766
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,929
And you did knick me once.
767
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:53,997
Okay, listen, if you really
768
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,230
okay, listen, if you really
769
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,270
wanna go catch her, I know
770
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,352
exactly where we need to find
771
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,147
her if you're sure--
772
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,189
Woman.
773
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:58,942
Quit talkin' and take me to my
774
00:14:59,023 --> 00:14:59,943
woman.
775
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,074
[Simultaneously] Just go.
776
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,440
All right.
777
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,606
♪
778
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,194
I know she's not cheatin'.
779
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,738
She would never cheat on me.
780
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:06,001
Rita's not a cheater.
781
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,780
Rita's not a cheater.
782
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,534
Shh.
783
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,945
The cheater has landed.
784
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,833
Hey Rita where you goin'?
785
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,000
What are you doin' here?
786
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,910
What are you doin' here?
787
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,246
We told on you.
788
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:16,962
What are you, five?
789
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,001
Are you cheating on me, Rita?
790
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,290
Are you cheating on me, Rita?
791
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:21,207
I'm not having this
792
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,585
conversation in public.
793
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,001
My office is private.
794
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,050
My office is private.
795
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,758
You did me wrong, Rita.
796
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,347
Big time.
797
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,732
Can you ask frick and frack
798
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:35,998
to give us some privacy?
799
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,100
To give us some privacy?
800
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,895
Frick, frack, you mind?
801
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,018
What?
802
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,864
We didn't even wanna come.
803
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:41,999
Fine, I have some stool
804
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,440
Fine, I have some stool
805
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,034
samples to review anyway.
806
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,149
Yeah.
807
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,275
What?
808
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,003
So what, you gave up on our
809
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,320
So what, you gave up on our
810
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,105
relationship and forgot to tell
811
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,278
me?
812
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,736
I thought we had a chance,
813
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,655
but you don't even try to be
814
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,003
romantic anymore.
815
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,660
Romantic anymore.
816
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:55,245
I can't remember the last time
817
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,959
I, I jumped in the trunk, and
818
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:58,920
you snuck me into the drive-in.
819
00:15:58,999 --> 00:15:59,999
Charging $5 a bucket of
820
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,210
Charging $5 a bucket of
821
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,803
popcorn.
822
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:03,668
We brought are own.
823
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,174
Jiffy pop was 99 cents a pan.
824
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:05,995
Look, you don't have time
825
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,470
Look, you don't have time
826
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,838
for that anymore.
827
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:08,755
But you always complained
828
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,722
about how cheap I was, Rita.
829
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,003
You just don't get it.
830
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,510
You just don't get it.
831
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,506
Look, all I know is I work
832
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,557
like a dog to provide the kinda
833
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,270
lifestyle you said you want.
834
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,350
And this is the thanks I get?
835
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,004
Simone: Still here if you
836
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,100
Simone: Still here if you
837
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,225
need us.
838
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,442
♪
839
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,112
Grandpop?
840
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:22,359
Yeah.
841
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:22,979
I've been thinking.
842
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:23,995
Finally.
843
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,900
Finally.
844
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:25,233
All right.
845
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,987
Okay look, here it is.
846
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,109
You've got the cooking skills
847
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,145
and I've got the marketing
848
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:29,998
skills.
849
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,030
Skills.
850
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:30,954
Who's got the money?
851
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:31,911
That's you too.
852
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,030
I'm serious.
853
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,117
I found three used catering
854
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,161
trucks for sale.
855
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,004
Mm.
856
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,120
Mm.
857
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,413
I don't know grandson.
858
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,036
You don't know?
859
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:40,964
"It matters not how straight
860
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,001
"the gate, how charged with
861
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,290
"the gate, how charged with
862
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,416
punishment the scroll."
863
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,752
[Simultaneously]
864
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,797
"I am the master of my fate, I
865
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:46,379
am the captain of my soul."
866
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,883
All right.
867
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:47,995
Let's do it!
868
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,550
Let's do it!
869
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:49,262
Yes.
870
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,511
First off, responsibilities.
871
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:51,892
Yes sir, captain sir.
872
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:52,969
Now you will be responsible
873
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,003
for cleanin' the truck,
874
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,050
for cleanin' the truck,
875
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,428
cleanin' the stove, cleanin'
876
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,144
the fish, cleanin' the floors...
877
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,184
You know.
878
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,137
You know, I just realized.
879
00:16:59,226 --> 00:16:59,996
What?
880
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,190
What?
881
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,269
I really need to spend more
882
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,023
time studyin'.
883
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:02,944
Oh.
884
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:03,861
But good luck with the
885
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:04,729
business though.
886
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,395
Oh okay.
887
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,002
♪
888
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,230
♪
889
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,146
Julius: I'm not
890
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,074
tryin' to control you.
891
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:08,992
Rita: You wouldn't let me
892
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:09,489
pick my own birkin bag.
893
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,860
Julius: That's because I was
894
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:11,776
tryin' to please you.
895
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,004
Rita: Well you forgot how to
896
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,870
Rita: Well you forgot how to
897
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:13,368
do that a long time ago.
898
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,779
Julius: Look this
899
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,657
conversation's goin' nowhere.
900
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,333
Rita: Then stop talking.
901
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,166
Simone, you hear that?
902
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,000
They stopped arguing.
903
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,001
They stopped arguing.
904
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,884
Or she killed him.
905
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,593
Oh.
906
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:30,003
Is he dead?
907
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,050
Is he dead?
908
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,304
I think Marvin gaye called a
909
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,045
sexual healing.
910
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,309
[Moaning]
911
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,442
I can't believe they used my
912
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:41,998
ladybug pillow like that.
913
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,520
Ladybug pillow like that.
914
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,694
Have to air that sucker out.
915
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,068
Okay here it is.
916
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,111
I'm a man, right?
917
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,864
I guess.
918
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,985
That was rhetorical.
919
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,001
[Chuckles]
920
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,070
[Chuckles]
921
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,577
Kaci, look, you know I want
922
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,159
the best for you.
923
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,004
And sometimes I feel like
924
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,120
and sometimes I feel like
925
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,035
talking to me may not be it.
926
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,084
But from now on, we're gonna
927
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:05,997
talk anyway about anything.
928
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,460
Talk anyway about anything.
929
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,054
Okay, well.
930
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,170
I kind of have something i'd
931
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:11,996
like to talk about right now.
932
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,420
Like to talk about right now.
933
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,128
You do?
934
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,217
Okay.
935
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:17,011
Let's, ah, let's talk.
936
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:17,996
Um, how old were you when
937
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,140
Um, how old were you when
938
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,984
you first had sex?
939
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,000
I--haven't.
940
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,310
I--haven't.
941
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,227
I mean, you know, not that I
942
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,185
haven't.
943
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,004
You know, what I mean is,
944
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,780
you know, what I mean is,
945
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:35,279
um...16.
946
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,004
What?
947
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,120
What?
948
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,158
Wow.
949
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,911
Wow?
950
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:39,492
So...
951
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,446
So what?
952
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,196
So nothing.
953
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:41,996
You are not me.
954
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,330
You are not me.
955
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,162
You are waiting 'til you're 40.
956
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,957
Now you tell me.
957
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,291
That's not funny.
958
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:47,996
[Chuckles]
959
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,250
[Chuckles]
960
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,046
[Soft instrumental music
961
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:52,208
playing]
962
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,852
[Sighs]
963
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:05,135
[Typing]
964
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:05,997
Here's what I know for sure.
965
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,270
Here's what I know for sure.
966
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,975
No communication can damage
967
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:10,265
friendships.
968
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,997
Ill-advised communication
969
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,780
ill-advised communication
970
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,240
can get you trapped
971
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,238
behind the wrong closed doors.
972
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,321
And communicating about
973
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:17,996
difficult issues can make a
974
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,200
difficult issues can make a
975
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,333
relationship stronger.
976
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,160
Especially if you're a man
977
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,004
trying to raise a daughter with
978
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,500
trying to raise a daughter with
979
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,620
all of your values and none of
980
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,207
your issues.
981
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:29,999
♪
982
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,210
♪
983
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:35,810
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