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♪
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Ooh, those are cute, jas.
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With a pair of spiky
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Jimmy choos, hot.
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Jimmy choos, hot.
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So...Are you ever gonna tell
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me who you wanna go to the dance
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with?
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Nope.
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[Laughs] I don't wanna jinx it.
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Okay.
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Is it Robert Jennings III?
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Not a chance.
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Not a chance.
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He hasn't spoken to me since my
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dad chocked him out for being in
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my bedroom.
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Anybody who can't take a
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little head block doesn't
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little head block doesn't
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deserve you.
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Right.
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[Laughs]
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Hey, Jasmine, you still here?
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Because I'm definitely still
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here.
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Yeah, the question is why.
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Yeah, the question is why.
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You are so cute.
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I gotta go.
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Okay.
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See you tomorrow, kaci.
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Bye.
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Later, Keenan.
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Later, Keenan.
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I think that girl is into me.
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Mm.
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And what hallucinogen led you
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there?
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Didn't you feel the
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chemistry?
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Chemistry?
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I might ask her to the spring
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fling.
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No.
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No!
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Come on, do not ask my friends
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out.
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Just stay with your original
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plan.
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Plan.
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Ask micha Rosenberg to the
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dance.
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Jasmine's hotter.
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[Laughs] Oh...Such a
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neanderthal.
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But, uh, I didn't ask for
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But, uh, I didn't ask for
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this.
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It's fate.
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You know, it's like god said,
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"hey, Keenan, here's a hottie I
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"made you.
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"Made you.
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Take her to the dance."
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Who says no to god?
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Please stop.
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♪ good thing we've got ♪
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♪ one another ♪
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♪ Reed between the lines ♪
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♪ Reed between the lines ♪
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♪ stuck between a rock ♪
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♪ and a hard place ♪
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♪ could be a hard place to be ♪
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♪ if I didn't have ♪
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♪ my village holding me ♪
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♪ my father, son ♪
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♪ two daughters ♪
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♪ and two best friends ♪
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♪ surrounding me ♪
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♪ with the strength ♪
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♪ of 10,000 men ♪
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♪ ha, ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪
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♪
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You just need to find something
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you just need to find something
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to get your mind off of
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everything.
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There's nothing like putting
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on a gas mask and spending a
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couple of hours in a tented
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house.
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House.
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I could also hear the termites
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scream.
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Very relaxing.
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I'll pass.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Yeah, me, too.
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But you know what?
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I was thinking music.
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Remember when we used to play I
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would get totally lost in it, I
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didn't think about anything
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else.
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Else.
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Reed and the three ds--Darrin,
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dooley and Danielle.
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Man, we were the boom.
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And boom you did plenty of
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times.
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Times.
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Not supportive.
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See, that's why you single now.
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See, that's why you single now.
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Y'all should have asked me to
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sing in your little group.
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You know I'm classically
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trained.
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By a goat.
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[Laughing]
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[Laughing]
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[Clears throat]
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Julius, do you still have a
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keyboard?
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Keyboard?
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Phst, man, I still have my
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first toothbrush.
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You know, with your keyboard,
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my bass, what do you think big
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peewee dooley's doing these
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peewee dooley's doing these
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days?
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Still selling incense
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on 1-2-5th and Lennox.
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He's in.
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Well, listen, I'm pretty
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swapped these days, but I think
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swapped these days, but I think
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I can free up some time to be
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your vocalist.
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Oh, yeah, I'm good.
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Is Danielle still singing
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Is Danielle still singing
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backup to [unintelligible]?
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I think so.
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I'll give her call.
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Both: Well--
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--If that's the direction you
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want to go, somebody's backup
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want to go, somebody's backup
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singer.
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Oh you are so predictable.
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Hey, Franklin, can our band
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Hey, Franklin, can our band
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jam here Friday night?
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I don't know, the schedule's
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pretty full right now.
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Maybe I could squeeze you in
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say, um, sometime in a couple of
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say, um, sometime in a couple of
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months.
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We'll do it for free.
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8:30 this Friday.
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Load-ins at 6, sound check's at
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load-ins at 6, sound check's at
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7.
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No free drinks.
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♪
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Ah.
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Mwah!
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What?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Make me wanna jump back and kiss
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myself.
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If the old times were the
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If the old times were the
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boring and incredibly mediocre
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times.
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Peewee, what's that smell?
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Peewee, what's that smell?
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Well, my incense.
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Papaya coconut, three for a
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dollar.
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This isn't 1-2-5th.
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I'll give you two dollars and a
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Sold.
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Miss Lori!
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Oh, hey, Lori, you're here.
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Oh, hey, Lori, you're here.
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You know, my bad.
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Time kinda got away from me.
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Oh, no problem.
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You wanna just go over this
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stuff tomorrow?
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No, no, no, come on in, meet
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No, no, no, come on in, meet
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the guys.
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I'll send them packing.
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Well, it's just a Grant
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proposal.
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We can finish writing--
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Hey, guys, this is professor
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Lori Samuels.
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Lori Samuels.
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She works with me in the English
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department.
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Wow.
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If I knew professors looked like
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you, I would have gone to
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college.
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You know what?
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You know what?
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Why don't you stand for a while,
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listen to a few songs, and tell
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me what you think?
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Complete honesty?
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Honesty's the best policy.
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Unless of course you think we
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unless of course you think we
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suck.
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[Laughing]
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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So you work closely with Alex?
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Um, we team teach a course--
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Um, we team teach a course--
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film and literature.
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And we have some other things
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going on.
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Oh, I see.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Ms. Lori, do you mind helping
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my ponytail?
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Alexis, what about me?
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She could do yours next.
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She could do yours next.
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Sure, sweetie.
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Sit right here and listen to
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your dad's music.
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Man, is Danielle still in the
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Man, is Danielle still in the
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bathroom?
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I'd like to see how you do
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with a baby kickboxer with your
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bladder.
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[Laughs]
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My apologies.
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My apologies.
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Are you ready?
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Give me a minute.
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All right.
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♪ mee, Mae, mi, mu, moo ♪
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♪ mee, Mae, mi, mu, moo ♪
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♪ mee, Mae, mi, mu, moo ♪
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♪ yah, yah, yah, yah, yah ♪
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♪ yah, yah, yah, yah, yah ♪
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Wow, what a beautiful voice.
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Thank you.
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I guess if a five-octave
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range is your definition of
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range is your definition of
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beautiful then, okay.
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♪ I think I like her ♪
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♪ I think I like her ♪
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♪ she got ♪
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Jasmine, do you believe in
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fate?
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What do you mean?
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Well, you've been coming over
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Well, you've been coming over
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here for the past few weeks.
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And I always happen to be here.
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And what does that say to you,
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girl?
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Girl?
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That you live here.
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I'm just gonna come out and
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say it.
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Say it.
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What time do you want me to pick
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you up for the spring fling?
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Keenan.
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Yeah?
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I'm gay.
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I'm gay.
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Okay, cool.
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So, do you wanna hit five guys
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before the dance or after?
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Keenan, I'm gay.
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Yeah, I know you said you
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Yeah, I know you said you
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were gay.
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Gay?
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As in...Gay?
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As in...Gay?
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But it was really sweet of
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you to ask me.
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I'm really flattered...And
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I'm really flattered...And
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grateful.
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There's someone that I've been
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wanting to ask, and you just
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showed me that you just gotta go
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showed me that you just gotta go
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for it.
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But--
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Hey, Mr. Reed.
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This seat taken?
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This seat taken?
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Not for my favorite
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professor.
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Your son's not your favorite
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professor?
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Uh, he's in the top three.
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Uh, he's in the top three.
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And I keep telling you, call me
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Monroe.
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Mr. Reed makes me feel like a
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grandfather.
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I think it's your grandchild
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that make you feel like a
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grandfather.
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Ooh.
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Oh, Simone, I gotta go, my
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water broke.
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What?
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Are you all right?
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No, my husband just texted
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No, my husband just texted
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me.
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Water line busted, and it's
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flooding our basement.
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Tell Alex I'm so sorry.
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♪
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♪
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Testing, one.
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♪
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[Sings off-key] ♪ mm, aah ♪
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[Sings off-key] ♪ mm, aah ♪
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♪ ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ I wanna keep your body ♪
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♪ clo--close ♪
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♪ clo--close ♪
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♪ I'm never gonna let ♪
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♪ I'm never gonna let ♪
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♪ you go-o-o ♪
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♪ go, go ♪
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♪ I wanna take you ♪
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♪ home tonight ♪
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♪ home tonight ♪
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♪ whoo ♪
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♪ ooooh ♪♪
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♪ ooooh ♪♪
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[Audience booing]
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Yes!
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Ha-ha-ha, yes!
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Ha-ha-ha, yes!
363
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Yeah, yes.
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We--we're gonna take a five.
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Make it a ten.
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My name is Simone winters,
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My name is Simone winters,
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and we'll be right b--
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Simone, what the hell were
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you doing?
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Danielle had to leave, it was
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Danielle had to leave, it was
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an emergency.
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You threatened her, didn't
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you?
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I was trying to help.
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Help what?
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Clear the room?
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Clear the room?
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Simone, I put this band back
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together so I could relax and
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have fun.
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Do I look like I'm having fun?
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Do I look like I'm having fun?
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No.
386
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But you always look like that.
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Now what do we do?
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Our whole set features Danielle.
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Our whole set features Danielle.
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We'll go instrumental.
391
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No.
392
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They'll get bored.
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Have you ever been to a Kenny g
394
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concert?
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Concert?
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Looks like you're having a
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rough night.
398
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Yeah.
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Look, I'm sorry you had to see
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this.
401
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Or should I say hear this.
402
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Well, maybe I can help.
403
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Well, maybe I can help.
404
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I sat through rehearsals, and I
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sing a little.
406
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You sing?
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Well, when I was a kid, I
408
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Well, when I was a kid, I
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thought I was gonna be famous.
410
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I'm still the lead soprano in my
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church choir.
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Baptist or episcopalian?
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Baptist or episcopalian?
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Hey, Keenan.
415
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Oh, hey, Jasmine is coming
416
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over tomorrow.
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Over tomorrow.
418
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Should I give you two some alone
419
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time?
420
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I can't believe you let me
421
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make a fool of myself like that.
422
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No, but you're so good at it.
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No, but you're so good at it.
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You should have told me she
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was gay.
426
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What?
427
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Don't be ridiculous.
428
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Don't be ridiculous.
429
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You know, you're such a typical
430
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boy.
431
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A girl isn't feeling you so she
432
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must be gay.
433
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Or she must gay because she
434
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told she was gay.
435
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No way.
436
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You didn't know?
437
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Yeah, right.
438
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Keep up your lilted charade.
439
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Keep up your lilted charade.
440
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That's okay, you two have your
441
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fun.
442
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I'll just ask micha Rosenberg.
443
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She's hot to def, and she's
444
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feeling your boy's swag.
445
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Feeling your boy's swag.
446
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Keenan, I'm telling you the
447
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truth.
448
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I really didn't know.
449
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She never told you she was on
450
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team rainbow?
451
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Team rainbow?
452
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Well, I mean, she's been
453
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wanting to talk about something,
454
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but we never seem to get around
455
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to it.
456
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Could be that.
457
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Could be that.
458
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But I don't see what the big
459
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deal would be.
460
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I'm an environmentalist.
461
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I'm an environmentalist.
462
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She did say there was someone
463
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else she wanted to ask to the
464
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spring fling.
465
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Okay, if you have point, make
466
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Okay, if you have point, make
467
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it.
468
00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:04,039
She's been coming over here
469
00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,416
for the past few weeks.
470
00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,003
Mm-hmm.
471
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,170
Mm-hmm.
472
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,004
And we know I'm not her type,
473
00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:07,918
so maybe it's someone else we
474
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know.
475
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,585
Someone like...Someone in this
476
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room.
477
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Room.
478
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Someone with a handsome twin
479
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brother.
480
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:17,474
Okay, now you've really lost
481
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me.
482
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Me.
483
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,480
And I thought having a sister
484
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meant my girlfriends were safe.
485
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:23,996
Sorry, when was Jasmine ever
486
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Sorry, when was Jasmine ever
487
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,402
your girlfriend?
488
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In my dreams, girlfriend
489
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,690
thief.
490
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,996
In my dreams.
491
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In my dreams.
492
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:31,567
♪ somehow I'm fulfilled ♪
493
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,824
♪ just by being ♪
494
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:34,526
♪ oh, I wanna keep ♪
495
00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:35,995
♪ your body close ♪
496
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,330
♪ your body close ♪
497
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,002
♪ but it's better I let you go ♪
498
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000
♪ but it's better I let you go ♪
499
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,133
♪ yeah ♪
500
00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,001
♪ I wanna take ♪
501
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,170
♪ I wanna take ♪
502
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,884
♪ you home tonight ♪
503
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:52,796
♪ but it's better ♪
504
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,003
♪ we say goodbye ♪
505
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,590
♪ we say goodbye ♪
506
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:59,768
♪ yes, it is ♪
507
00:09:59,849 --> 00:09:59,999
♪ I wanna keep your body close ♪
508
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,560
♪ I wanna keep your body close ♪
509
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,995
♪ but it's better I let you go ♪
510
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,690
♪ but it's better I let you go ♪
511
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:08,523
All right, all right.
512
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:11,567
♪ oh... ♪
513
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,002
♪ I wanna take you home ♪
514
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,160
♪ I wanna take you home ♪
515
00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:14,608
♪ tonight ♪
516
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,987
[Laughs]
517
00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:18,945
♪ but it's better ♪
518
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,615
♪ to say goodbye ♪♪
519
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,788
[Audience applause]
520
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:32,087
Oh, man, it turned out to be
521
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,673
a great evening after all.
522
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:33,968
Yes, yes.
523
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,800
Oh, Simone, I'm sorry I got
524
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:35,995
upset with you earlier.
525
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,180
Upset with you earlier.
526
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:37,971
I'm not.
527
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:38,894
She almost single-handedly took
528
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,391
down the band.
529
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,313
[Laughs]
530
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,000
Lori really saved our butts,
531
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,430
Lori really saved our butts,
532
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,266
man.
533
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:43,811
Yeah.
534
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:44,853
And you looked pretty happy
535
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,725
about being rescued.
536
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:47,272
What's the deal with you and
537
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:47,975
her?
538
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,364
I told you, we work together.
539
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:49,820
We team teach a class.
540
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,229
Mm-hmm.
541
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:51,857
What's the class?
542
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,362
Bumping and grinding 101?
543
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,004
Oh, wow, really?
544
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,860
Oh, wow, really?
545
00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,275
Hey, may I remind you that I am
546
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,324
a married man--and a happily
547
00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,197
married man.
548
00:10:59,283 --> 00:10:59,783
Thank you very much.
549
00:10:59,867 --> 00:10:59,997
Uh, and if by happily you
550
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,240
Uh, and if by happily you
551
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:01,867
mean disappointed and bitter, I
552
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:05,462
suppose you are ecstatic.
553
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:05,999
That'll all be changing soon.
554
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,170
That'll all be changing soon.
555
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,079
The way she was grinding on him,
556
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:08,877
I'm surprised she didn't get
557
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:09,919
pregnant.
558
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:10,632
Well, you know, I did notice
559
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:10,841
that.
560
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,000
Mwah, must be the guns.
561
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,260
Mwah, must be the guns.
562
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,469
[Laughs]
563
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,008
She knows the family.
564
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,592
She drops by the house.
565
00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:17,996
In some cultures, that makes
566
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,550
In some cultures, that makes
567
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,596
you husband and wife.
568
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:20,508
Mm-hmm.
569
00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:21,216
Well, I admit, she is
570
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:21,805
attractive.
571
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,179
Oh, she fine.
572
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,524
And very intelligent.
573
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:23,849
She's fine.
574
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,003
And very sweet.
575
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,980
And very sweet.
576
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,520
Because she's fine.
577
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:29,314
Men and women just friends
578
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:29,997
doesn't work.
579
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,650
Doesn't work.
580
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:31,901
If men are friends with women
581
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,322
they find attractive, friendship
582
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,531
doesn't last.
583
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,110
'Cause fire and desire's gonna
584
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,004
take over.
585
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,200
Take over.
586
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:36,948
Wait, wait, wait.
587
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:37,699
So you saying two attractive
588
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:38,700
people of the opposite sex
589
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,701
cannot have a platonic
590
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:40,662
relationship?
591
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,001
Not if one of them is single.
592
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,700
Not if one of them is single.
593
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:43,325
Now here's where your theory
594
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,911
falls short, playboy.
595
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:45,155
Simone.
596
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,326
Yes?
597
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,794
Single, attractive, very much
598
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,003
a woman.
599
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,040
A woman.
600
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,714
And yet we have been just
601
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,252
friends for over 20 years.
602
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:53,376
Well, we did dry hump in the
603
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:53,712
eighth grade.
604
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:53,996
Wait, what?
605
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,920
Wait, what?
606
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:57,377
You dry humped him?
607
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,386
We're just as close.
608
00:11:59,468 --> 00:11:59,998
You owe me a dry hump.
609
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,050
You owe me a dry hump.
610
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:01,887
♪
611
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:04,967
Kaci?
612
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:05,997
Yeah.
613
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,390
Yeah.
614
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,095
There's something that I need
615
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,654
to ask you, but...It's kind of
616
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:09,848
awkward.
617
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,997
[Sighs]
618
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,060
[Sighs]
619
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,608
Jasmine, I know what you wanna
620
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,861
say.
621
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:15,152
You do?
622
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,784
Yes.
623
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,001
But...uh, okay, I'm just not
624
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,610
but...uh, okay, I'm just not
625
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,028
into girls.
626
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,236
I mean, maybe if I went to an
627
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:23,995
all-girls' college, I might
628
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,450
all-girls' college, I might
629
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:25,445
experiment, I heard that
630
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,326
happens.
631
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,042
[Laughs]
632
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:28,872
But for right now, that's
633
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:29,996
just not me.
634
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,170
Just not me.
635
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,249
I'm so sorry.
636
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,333
I can't go to the spring fling
637
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,338
with you.
638
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,749
[Laughs] You are hilarious.
639
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,997
Oh, Jasmine, we are friends.
640
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,960
Oh, Jasmine, we are friends.
641
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,297
You do not have to mask your
642
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:38,722
pain with laughter.
643
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,589
[Laughing]
644
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:41,997
I don't wanna ask you to the
645
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,180
I don't wanna ask you to the
646
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,931
dance.
647
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,353
Yes, I like girls.
648
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:45,891
But I am definitely not into
649
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,003
you.
650
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,640
You.
651
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,136
That's a wild emphasis on
652
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,057
"definitely."
653
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,056
I mean, you're just not my
654
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:53,727
type.
655
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:54,004
Wait, so you don't think i'm
656
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,360
Wait, so you don't think i'm
657
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,320
pretty?
658
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,029
I was voted best smile two years
659
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,358
in a row.
660
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:58,824
Yes, I know.
661
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,003
I'm the one who stuffed the
662
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,570
I'm the one who stuffed the
663
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,914
ballot box.
664
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:02,529
Wait, so you like my smile
665
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,565
like that, but don't you like me
666
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,117
that like?
667
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:04,740
I'm confused.
668
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:05,825
Kaci!
669
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:06,000
Come back to me.
670
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,160
Come back to me.
671
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,405
Look.
672
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,537
What I wanted to ask was if you
673
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,673
could put in a good word for me
674
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:11,999
with your father.
675
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,630
With your father.
676
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,328
He's the head of the
677
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,037
university's young scholar
678
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,626
summer program, and I really
679
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,251
want in.
680
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:17,958
What was so hard about asking
681
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,337
me that?
682
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:19,973
I just didn't want you to
683
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,089
feel like I was abusing our
684
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,125
friendship.
685
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,838
I don't feel that way.
686
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:23,998
Good.
687
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,300
Good.
688
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:25,717
Hug?
689
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,144
Yes.
690
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,773
[Laughs]
691
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:31,726
Guess I'll be seeing you two
692
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:32,730
at the spring fling.
693
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,771
Uh.
694
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:35,765
You're such an idiot.
695
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:35,996
That wasn't at all what she
696
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,360
that wasn't at all what she
697
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,230
wanted to ask me.
698
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,397
I'm not even her type.
699
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,065
Although she does agree that I
700
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,002
have a pretty smile.
701
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,660
Have a pretty smile.
702
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:43,488
Well, if it wasn't kaci, who
703
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:43,952
were you going to ask?
704
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,741
I already asked her.
705
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:46,744
And...she said yes.
706
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:47,865
Wait, who?
707
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,002
Micha Rosenberg.
708
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,160
Micha Rosenberg.
709
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,747
♪
710
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:54,002
[Laughs] It's okay.
711
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,920
[Laughs] It's okay.
712
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,801
♪
713
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,256
Sorry, I missed your phone
714
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,550
calls.
715
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,553
Is everything okay?
716
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,054
Oh, yeah, of course.
717
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:04,974
You know, we--we can talk after
718
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,762
class.
719
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:06,004
Well, it's early.
720
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,560
Well, it's early.
721
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,218
We have a few minutes before
722
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:08,885
students get here.
723
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,143
What's up?
724
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,433
Well, it's really not a big
725
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,996
deal.
726
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,230
Deal.
727
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,849
Lori, I'm a married man.
728
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:15,767
I don't think this is news.
729
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:18,004
Well, the other night, you
730
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,150
Well, the other night, you
731
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,652
know, at Franklin's.
732
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,943
It was great and everything,
733
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,996
but--but we--you--it maybe got a
734
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,490
but--but we--you--it maybe got a
735
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,823
little out of hand.
736
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,157
Out of hand?
737
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:28,782
What got out of hand?
738
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,997
Uh, you know--you know, all
739
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,450
Uh, you know--you know, all
740
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,197
that stuff that happened on
741
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,748
stage.
742
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,121
I mean, I'm attractive.
743
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:35,917
You're attractive.
744
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,210
I'm lonely.
745
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,712
You're lonely.
746
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,503
Who said I was lonely?
747
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,168
Well, I've never heard you
748
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:41,995
talk about anyone, so I just
749
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,840
talk about anyone, so I just
750
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:43,173
assumed that--
751
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,797
I think you've been assuming
752
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,803
way too much, Mr. Professor.
753
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:47,995
I was simply feeling the music
754
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,010
I was simply feeling the music
755
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:48,925
and trying to make your band
756
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,023
look good.
757
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,058
My band is good.
758
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:53,602
It certainly wasn't my
759
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,004
intention for my actions to be
760
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,980
intention for my actions to be
761
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,440
interrupted in any other manner.
762
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:57,861
Well, good.
763
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,518
You know, I enjoy working with
764
00:14:59,607 --> 00:14:59,997
you.
765
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,190
You.
766
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,114
And I would hate for anything to
767
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,481
jeopardize that.
768
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,648
Well, I don't have a problem.
769
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,486
And neither do I.
770
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:04,990
Great.
771
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:05,320
Spectacular.
772
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,004
Stupendous.
773
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,610
Stupendous.
774
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,407
Spectacular.
775
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,819
You already said that.
776
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:11,999
So in "gone with the wind,"
777
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,580
So in "gone with the wind,"
778
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,331
it's clear that Scarlet, a
779
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,913
desperate woman, threw herself
780
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:16,168
at Ashley.
781
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,998
Excuse me, professor Reed.
782
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,040
Excuse me, professor Reed.
783
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,205
I wouldn't describe Scarlet as
784
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,343
desperate.
785
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:20,919
Well, professor Samuels, I
786
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,463
believe the class would agree
787
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:23,997
that she was all over the man in
788
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,090
that she was all over the man in
789
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,093
an obvious fashion.
790
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,755
Maybe Ashley was sending
791
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,683
Scarlet signals that led Scarlet
792
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,002
to believe that he was
793
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,300
to believe that he was
794
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,057
interested.
795
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,058
And how could that be?
796
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,639
He was a happily married man?
797
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,314
Well, sometimes happily
798
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,231
married men do things they
799
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:35,559
shouldn't do.
800
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,003
Yeah, like what?
801
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,770
Yeah, like what?
802
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,352
Like bringing someone fresh
803
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,686
doughnuts and hot coffee every
804
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:38,901
morning.
805
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,609
Those doughnuts were actually
806
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,999
for me.
807
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,730
For me.
808
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,316
Hey, where are you going?
809
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,740
Class was over five minutes
810
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,068
ago, dude.
811
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,004
Of course.
812
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,700
Of course.
813
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,445
[Doorbell ring]
814
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,004
Hi.
815
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,580
Hi.
816
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,878
Good evening.
817
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,000
Hey.
818
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,958
Alex.
819
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,428
I'm sorry.
820
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,641
And I should not have said what
821
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,000
I said, especially before class.
822
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,430
I said, especially before class.
823
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,056
I insisted you speak, so you
824
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,001
spoke.
825
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,270
Spoke.
826
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,863
So...Are we cool?
827
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,000
As cool as two awkward
828
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,070
As cool as two awkward
829
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,609
coworkers can be after one
830
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,113
accuses the other one of
831
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:30,004
behaving inappropriately.
832
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,360
Behaving inappropriately.
833
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,867
Can I ask you a question?
834
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:32,869
Anything.
835
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,030
Do you always assume every
836
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,788
woman wants you?
837
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:35,999
No.
838
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,700
No.
839
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,077
Not every woman.
840
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,124
I'm joking.
841
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,997
It's just a joke.
842
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,750
It's just a joke.
843
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,915
Wanna come in?
844
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,922
Sure.
845
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:47,995
And for the way I carried on in
846
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,800
and for the way I carried on in
847
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,682
class--
848
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,009
[Laughs] You, me.
849
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:52,434
It was completely
850
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,001
unprofessional, and I promise
851
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,470
unprofessional, and I promise
852
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,635
it'll never happen again.
853
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,603
Well, I make the same promise
854
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,812
to you.
855
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,151
Better get home.
856
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,308
You know, make sure my kids are
857
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,437
still alive.
858
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,003
[Chuckles]
859
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,860
[Chuckles]
860
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,153
But thanks for stopping by.
861
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,906
Lori...You are a beautiful
862
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,492
woman.
863
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:17,998
And the truth is, I am attracted
864
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,500
and the truth is, I am attracted
865
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,000
to you.
866
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,371
You know, so maybe I was sending
867
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,998
mixed messages.
868
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,170
Mixed messages.
869
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,092
You are a beautiful woman.
870
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,171
You already said that.
871
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:29,996
Yeah, I did, didn't I?
872
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,220
Yeah, I did, didn't I?
873
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,760
[Laughs]
874
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,553
You know, the old Alex would
875
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:35,466
have definitely been all over
876
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,004
you.
877
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,100
You.
878
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,522
I would have gone in.
879
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,002
I--i--i--i don't mean in.
880
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,810
I--i--i--i don't mean in.
881
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,648
[Laughs] Look, I'm not that guy
882
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,002
anymore, you know?
883
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,650
Anymore, you know?
884
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,154
And even if I was, you are
885
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,856
amazing and certainly no one's
886
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:53,997
side dish.
887
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,200
Side dish.
888
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,702
You're not so bad yourself.
889
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,752
Well, I'm so happy that we
890
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,382
are good.
891
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,383
See ya at school.
892
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,718
Alex: Sometimes men and women
893
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,261
can be friends.
894
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,854
Sometimes they can't.
895
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,000
What if the man is married and
896
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,770
what if the man is married and
897
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,058
the woman is single?
898
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,772
And suppose he's by himself and
899
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,002
doesn't wanna be?
900
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,020
Doesn't wanna be?
901
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,153
Is it wrong to spend...
902
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:47,997
♪
903
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,210
♪
904
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,722
Women.
905
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,004
Tell me about it.
906
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,310
Tell me about it.
907
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:05,690
♪
908
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:11,999
♪
909
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,570
♪
910
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:21,170
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