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Original subtitles

♪

Ooh, those are cute, jas.

With a pair of spiky

Jimmy choos, hot.

So...Are you ever gonna tell

me who you wanna go to the dance

with?

Nope.

[Laughs] I don't wanna jinx it.

Okay.

Is it Robert Jennings III?

Not a chance.

He hasn't spoken to me since my

dad chocked him out for being in

my bedroom.

Anybody who can't take a

little head block doesn't

deserve you.

Right.

[Laughs]

Hey, Jasmine, you still here?

Because I'm definitely still

here.

Yeah, the question is why.

You are so cute.

I gotta go.

Okay.

See you tomorrow, kaci.

Bye.

Later, Keenan.

I think that girl is into me.

Mm.

And what hallucinogen led you

there?

Didn't you feel the

chemistry?

Chemistry?

I might ask her to the spring

fling.

No.

No!

Come on, do not ask my friends

out.

Just stay with your original

plan.

Plan.

Ask micha Rosenberg to the

dance.

Jasmine's hotter.

[Laughs] Oh...Such a

neanderthal.

But, uh, I didn't ask for

this.

It's fate.

You know, it's like god said,

"hey, Keenan, here's a hottie I

"made you.

"Made you.

Take her to the dance."

Who says no to god?

Please stop.

♪ good thing we've got ♪

♪ one another ♪

♪ Reed between the lines ♪

♪ stuck between a rock ♪

♪ and a hard place ♪

♪ could be a hard place to be ♪

♪ if I didn't have ♪

♪ my village holding me ♪

♪ my father, son ♪

♪ two daughters ♪

♪ and two best friends ♪

♪ surrounding me ♪

♪ with the strength ♪

♪ of 10,000 men ♪

♪ ha, ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪

♪

You just need to find something

you just need to find something

to get your mind off of

everything.

There's nothing like putting

on a gas mask and spending a

couple of hours in a tented

house.

House.

I could also hear the termites

scream.

Very relaxing.

I'll pass.

Yeah, me, too.

But you know what?

I was thinking music.

Remember when we used to play I

would get totally lost in it, I

didn't think about anything

else.

Else.

Reed and the three ds--Darrin,

dooley and Danielle.

Man, we were the boom.

And boom you did plenty of

times.

Times.

Not supportive.

See, that's why you single now.

Y'all should have asked me to

sing in your little group.

You know I'm classically

trained.

By a goat.

[Laughing]

[Clears throat]

Julius, do you still have a

keyboard?

Keyboard?

Phst, man, I still have my

first toothbrush.

You know, with your keyboard,

my bass, what do you think big

peewee dooley's doing these

days?

Still selling incense

on 1-2-5th and Lennox.

He's in.

Well, listen, I'm pretty

swapped these days, but I think

I can free up some time to be

your vocalist.

Oh, yeah, I'm good.

Is Danielle still singing

backup to [unintelligible]?

I think so.

I'll give her call.

Both: Well--

--If that's the direction you

want to go, somebody's backup

singer.

Oh you are so predictable.

Hey, Franklin, can our band

jam here Friday night?

I don't know, the schedule's

pretty full right now.

Maybe I could squeeze you in

say, um, sometime in a couple of

months.

We'll do it for free.

8:30 this Friday.

Load-ins at 6, sound check's at

load-ins at 6, sound check's at

No free drinks.

♪

Ah.

Mwah!

What?

That's what I'm talking about.

Make me wanna jump back and kiss

myself.

If the old times were the

boring and incredibly mediocre

times.

Peewee, what's that smell?

Well, my incense.

Papaya coconut, three for a

dollar.

This isn't 1-2-5th.

I'll give you two dollars and a

Sold.

Miss Lori!

Oh, hey, Lori, you're here.

You know, my bad.

Time kinda got away from me.

Oh, no problem.

You wanna just go over this

stuff tomorrow?

No, no, no, come on in, meet

the guys.

I'll send them packing.

Well, it's just a Grant

proposal.

We can finish writing--

Hey, guys, this is professor

Lori Samuels.

She works with me in the English

department.

Wow.

If I knew professors looked like

you, I would have gone to

college.

You know what?

Why don't you stand for a while,

listen to a few songs, and tell

me what you think?

Complete honesty?

Honesty's the best policy.

Unless of course you think we

unless of course you think we

suck.

[Laughing]

Mm-hmm.

So you work closely with Alex?

Um, we team teach a course--

film and literature.

And we have some other things

going on.

Oh, I see.

Okay.

Ms. Lori, do you mind helping

my ponytail?

Alexis, what about me?

She could do yours next.

Sure, sweetie.

Sit right here and listen to

your dad's music.

Man, is Danielle still in the

bathroom?

I'd like to see how you do

with a baby kickboxer with your

bladder.

[Laughs]

My apologies.

Are you ready?

Give me a minute.

All right.

♪ mee, Mae, mi, mu, moo ♪

♪ yah, yah, yah, yah, yah ♪

Wow, what a beautiful voice.

Thank you.

I guess if a five-octave

range is your definition of

beautiful then, okay.

♪ I think I like her ♪

♪ she got ♪

Jasmine, do you believe in

fate?

What do you mean?

Well, you've been coming over

here for the past few weeks.

And I always happen to be here.

And what does that say to you,

girl?

Girl?

That you live here.

I'm just gonna come out and

say it.

Say it.

What time do you want me to pick

you up for the spring fling?

Keenan.

Yeah?

I'm gay.

Okay, cool.

So, do you wanna hit five guys

before the dance or after?

Keenan, I'm gay.

Yeah, I know you said you

were gay.

Gay?

As in...Gay?

But it was really sweet of

you to ask me.

I'm really flattered...And

grateful.

There's someone that I've been

wanting to ask, and you just

showed me that you just gotta go

for it.

But--

Hey, Mr. Reed.

This seat taken?

Not for my favorite

professor.

Your son's not your favorite

professor?

Uh, he's in the top three.

And I keep telling you, call me

Monroe.

Mr. Reed makes me feel like a

grandfather.

I think it's your grandchild

that make you feel like a

grandfather.

Ooh.

Oh, Simone, I gotta go, my

water broke.

What?

Are you all right?

No, my husband just texted

me.

Water line busted, and it's

flooding our basement.

Tell Alex I'm so sorry.

♪

Hello?

Testing, one.

♪

[Sings off-key] ♪ mm, aah ♪

♪ ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ I wanna keep your body ♪

♪ clo--close ♪

♪ I'm never gonna let ♪

♪ you go-o-o ♪

♪ go, go ♪

♪ I wanna take you ♪

♪ home tonight ♪

♪ whoo ♪

♪ ooooh ♪♪

[Audience booing]

Yes!

Ha-ha-ha, yes!

Yeah, yes.

We--we're gonna take a five.

Make it a ten.

My name is Simone winters,

and we'll be right b--

Simone, what the hell were

you doing?

Danielle had to leave, it was

an emergency.

You threatened her, didn't

you?

I was trying to help.

Help what?

Clear the room?

Simone, I put this band back

together so I could relax and

have fun.

Do I look like I'm having fun?

No.

But you always look like that.

Now what do we do?

Our whole set features Danielle.

We'll go instrumental.

No.

They'll get bored.

Have you ever been to a Kenny g

concert?

Concert?

Looks like you're having a

rough night.

Yeah.

Look, I'm sorry you had to see

this.

Or should I say hear this.

Well, maybe I can help.

I sat through rehearsals, and I

sing a little.

You sing?

Well, when I was a kid, I

thought I was gonna be famous.

I'm still the lead soprano in my

church choir.

Baptist or episcopalian?

Hey, Keenan.

Oh, hey, Jasmine is coming

over tomorrow.

Over tomorrow.

Should I give you two some alone

time?

I can't believe you let me

make a fool of myself like that.

No, but you're so good at it.

You should have told me she

was gay.

What?

Don't be ridiculous.

You know, you're such a typical

boy.

A girl isn't feeling you so she

must be gay.

Or she must gay because she

told she was gay.

No way.

You didn't know?

Yeah, right.

Keep up your lilted charade.

That's okay, you two have your

fun.

I'll just ask micha Rosenberg.

She's hot to def, and she's

feeling your boy's swag.

Feeling your boy's swag.

Keenan, I'm telling you the

truth.

I really didn't know.

She never told you she was on

team rainbow?

Team rainbow?

Well, I mean, she's been

wanting to talk about something,

but we never seem to get around

to it.

Could be that.

But I don't see what the big

deal would be.

I'm an environmentalist.

She did say there was someone

else she wanted to ask to the

spring fling.

Okay, if you have point, make

it.

She's been coming over here

for the past few weeks.

Mm-hmm.

And we know I'm not her type,

so maybe it's someone else we

know.

Someone like...Someone in this

room.

Room.

Someone with a handsome twin

brother.

Okay, now you've really lost

me.

Me.

And I thought having a sister

meant my girlfriends were safe.

Sorry, when was Jasmine ever

your girlfriend?

In my dreams, girlfriend

thief.

In my dreams.

♪ somehow I'm fulfilled ♪

♪ just by being ♪

♪ oh, I wanna keep ♪

♪ your body close ♪

♪ but it's better I let you go ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ I wanna take ♪

♪ you home tonight ♪

♪ but it's better ♪

♪ we say goodbye ♪

♪ yes, it is ♪

♪ I wanna keep your body close ♪

♪ but it's better I let you go ♪

All right, all right.

♪ oh... ♪

♪ I wanna take you home ♪

♪ tonight ♪

[Laughs]

♪ but it's better ♪

♪ to say goodbye ♪♪

[Audience applause]

Oh, man, it turned out to be

a great evening after all.

Yes, yes.

Oh, Simone, I'm sorry I got

upset with you earlier.

Upset with you earlier.

I'm not.

She almost single-handedly took

down the band.

[Laughs]

Lori really saved our butts,

man.

Yeah.

And you looked pretty happy

about being rescued.

What's the deal with you and

her?

I told you, we work together.

We team teach a class.

Mm-hmm.

What's the class?

Bumping and grinding 101?

Oh, wow, really?

Hey, may I remind you that I am

a married man--and a happily

married man.

Thank you very much.

Uh, and if by happily you

mean disappointed and bitter, I

suppose you are ecstatic.

That'll all be changing soon.

The way she was grinding on him,

I'm surprised she didn't get

pregnant.

Well, you know, I did notice

that.

Mwah, must be the guns.

[Laughs]

She knows the family.

She drops by the house.

In some cultures, that makes

you husband and wife.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I admit, she is

attractive.

Oh, she fine.

And very intelligent.

She's fine.

And very sweet.

Because she's fine.

Men and women just friends

doesn't work.

Doesn't work.

If men are friends with women

they find attractive, friendship

doesn't last.

'Cause fire and desire's gonna

take over.

Take over.

Wait, wait, wait.

So you saying two attractive

people of the opposite sex

cannot have a platonic

relationship?

Not if one of them is single.

Now here's where your theory

falls short, playboy.

Simone.

Yes?

Single, attractive, very much

a woman.

A woman.

And yet we have been just

friends for over 20 years.

Well, we did dry hump in the

eighth grade.

Wait, what?

You dry humped him?

We're just as close.

You owe me a dry hump.

♪

Kaci?

Yeah.

There's something that I need

to ask you, but...It's kind of

awkward.

[Sighs]

Jasmine, I know what you wanna

say.

You do?

Yes.

But...uh, okay, I'm just not

but...uh, okay, I'm just not

into girls.

I mean, maybe if I went to an

all-girls' college, I might

experiment, I heard that

happens.

[Laughs]

But for right now, that's

just not me.

Just not me.

I'm so sorry.

I can't go to the spring fling

with you.

[Laughs] You are hilarious.

Oh, Jasmine, we are friends.

You do not have to mask your

pain with laughter.

[Laughing]

I don't wanna ask you to the

dance.

Yes, I like girls.

But I am definitely not into

you.

You.

That's a wild emphasis on

"definitely."

I mean, you're just not my

type.

Wait, so you don't think i'm

pretty?

I was voted best smile two years

in a row.

Yes, I know.

I'm the one who stuffed the

ballot box.

Wait, so you like my smile

like that, but don't you like me

that like?

I'm confused.

Kaci!

Come back to me.

Look.

What I wanted to ask was if you

could put in a good word for me

with your father.

With your father.

He's the head of the

university's young scholar

summer program, and I really

want in.

What was so hard about asking

me that?

I just didn't want you to

feel like I was abusing our

friendship.

I don't feel that way.

Good.

Hug?

Yes.

[Laughs]

Guess I'll be seeing you two

at the spring fling.

Uh.

You're such an idiot.

That wasn't at all what she

that wasn't at all what she

wanted to ask me.

I'm not even her type.

Although she does agree that I

have a pretty smile.

Have a pretty smile.

Well, if it wasn't kaci, who

were you going to ask?

I already asked her.

And...she said yes.

Wait, who?

Micha Rosenberg.

♪

[Laughs] It's okay.

♪

Sorry, I missed your phone

calls.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah, of course.

You know, we--we can talk after

class.

Well, it's early.

We have a few minutes before

students get here.

What's up?

Well, it's really not a big

deal.

Deal.

Lori, I'm a married man.

I don't think this is news.

Well, the other night, you

know, at Franklin's.

It was great and everything,

but--but we--you--it maybe got a

little out of hand.

Out of hand?

What got out of hand?

Uh, you know--you know, all

that stuff that happened on

stage.

I mean, I'm attractive.

You're attractive.

I'm lonely.

You're lonely.

Who said I was lonely?

Well, I've never heard you

talk about anyone, so I just

assumed that--

I think you've been assuming

way too much, Mr. Professor.

I was simply feeling the music

and trying to make your band

look good.

My band is good.

It certainly wasn't my

intention for my actions to be

interrupted in any other manner.

Well, good.

You know, I enjoy working with

you.

You.

And I would hate for anything to

jeopardize that.

Well, I don't have a problem.

And neither do I.

Great.

Spectacular.

Stupendous.

Spectacular.

You already said that.

So in "gone with the wind,"

it's clear that Scarlet, a

desperate woman, threw herself

at Ashley.

Excuse me, professor Reed.

I wouldn't describe Scarlet as

desperate.

Well, professor Samuels, I

believe the class would agree

that she was all over the man in

an obvious fashion.

Maybe Ashley was sending

Scarlet signals that led Scarlet

to believe that he was

interested.

And how could that be?

He was a happily married man?

Well, sometimes happily

married men do things they

shouldn't do.

Yeah, like what?

Like bringing someone fresh

doughnuts and hot coffee every

morning.

Those doughnuts were actually

for me.

For me.

Hey, where are you going?

Class was over five minutes

ago, dude.

Of course.

[Doorbell ring]

Hi.

Good evening.

Hey.

Alex.

I'm sorry.

And I should not have said what

I said, especially before class.

I insisted you speak, so you

spoke.

Spoke.

So...Are we cool?

As cool as two awkward

coworkers can be after one

accuses the other one of

behaving inappropriately.

Behaving inappropriately.

Can I ask you a question?

Anything.

Do you always assume every

woman wants you?

No.

Not every woman.

I'm joking.

It's just a joke.

Wanna come in?

Sure.

And for the way I carried on in

and for the way I carried on in

class--

[Laughs] You, me.

It was completely

unprofessional, and I promise

it'll never happen again.

Well, I make the same promise

to you.

Better get home.

You know, make sure my kids are

still alive.

[Chuckles]

But thanks for stopping by.

Lori...You are a beautiful

woman.

And the truth is, I am attracted

and the truth is, I am attracted

to you.

You know, so maybe I was sending

mixed messages.

Mixed messages.

You are a beautiful woman.

You already said that.

Yeah, I did, didn't I?

[Laughs]

You know, the old Alex would

have definitely been all over

you.

You.

I would have gone in.

I--i--i--i don't mean in.

[Laughs] Look, I'm not that guy

anymore, you know?

Anymore, you know?

And even if I was, you are

amazing and certainly no one's

side dish.

Side dish.

You're not so bad yourself.

Well, I'm so happy that we

are good.

See ya at school.

Alex: Sometimes men and women

can be friends.

Sometimes they can't.

What if the man is married and

what if the man is married and

the woman is single?

And suppose he's by himself and

doesn't wanna be?

Doesn't wanna be?

Is it wrong to spend...

♪

Women.

Tell me about it.

♪

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