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Lucy, I'm home.

Hey, honey.

How was your workout?

How was your workout?

It was okay, but

I'm gonna have to stop

working out with Pete.

The whole time I was running

the whole time I was running

on the treadmill,

he was standing on the side,

running his mouth.

That guy can talk.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

Hmm.

Anything good in that mail?

Let's see: It's time for

an oil change, time for

the twins to go to the dentist,

and--oh, lookit here.

It's time to save the date

for Marcus's wedding.

For Marcus's wedding.

Hmm.

"Hope you all can make it.

"Hope you all can make it.

Love, Marcus."

Wow.

I know.

It was addressed

to the whole family.

That was nice of him.

That was nice of him.

Someone actually agreed

to marry him?

[Laughs]

I will believe that

I will believe that

when I see it.

And if you ask me, this reine

chevalier is in for a really

chevalier is in for a really

big storm called Marcus.

Well, that's her problem.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I wonder how the kids are

gonna take it.

Maybe we should break it

to them gently.

Yeah, you're right.

Kids?

Kids?

Your dad and reine set

a wedding date.

Yeah, we knew that.

Oh, you did?

Yeah, sorry.

I thought I told you.

I thought I told you.

Yeah, he even wants us

to be in it.

You guys are cool with that?

I mean, even being

in the wedding?

In the wedding?

Totally.

Oh, by the way, dad sent us

some pictures of reine.

Some pictures of reine.

Oh.

Is that a tiara?

Yeah, I think she was, like,

Yeah, I think she was, like,

miss Ohio or something.

[Laughing]

So should I wear a tux

or tails to the wedding?

Or tails to the wedding?

There'll probably be

photographers there, so a tail

on one side might look hot.

Is that really all you care

Is that really all you care

about?

Looking hot?

No, no, no. I'm already hot.

Just gotta give them options.

Just gotta give them options.

[Funky music]

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Will you look at this?

Both: Oh...

The '80s called.

They want their sweater back.

They want their sweater back.

[Laughing] Which is exactly

why I haven't worn this

in years.

Yeah, and I would like

to thank you for that

to thank you for that

from the bottom of my heart.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you know, it still fits.

So I can wear it to the next

parent-teacher meeting,

or when I pick you up

from school next time,

if you like.

Oh, no, no.

Please, no need.

Okay, well, keep talking.

Okay, well, keep talking.

I like your sweater.

Aw, well, thank you, sweetie.

Now, are you trying to butter me

up because you haven't put

up because you haven't put

anything in the donation box?

Yes.

Honey, we agreed that we were

gonna give some of our clothes

gonna give some of our clothes

and toys to a homeless shelter.

But dad, it's our stuff.

Shouldn't we be able to keep it

shouldn't we be able to keep it

if we want to?

Keenan, you guys have so much

stuff, you won't even miss it.

I'll miss it.

But I'll put on a brave face

but I'll put on a brave face

just to make you happy,

since you think you're doing

the right thing.

Trust me, Keenan.

I am doing the right thing.

And it seems like other than

and it seems like other than

kaci, no one else has

contributed anything

in a meaningful way.

In a meaningful way.

Because all of her stuff

[singsongy] Is lame.

[Singsongy] Is lame.

No, it just--

it feels so good to get rid

of all the excess possessions

in my life, you know?

It's so freeing.

It's so freeing.

I actually feel lighter.

Yeah.

I guess I'm a minimalist.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You are a very strange girl.

Well, I don't want to be

a minimalist.

I need all my stuff, especially

I need all my stuff, especially

my clothes, my dolls, and my

clothes for my dolls.

Alexis, I want you to go

Alexis, I want you to go

upstairs and bring down

the toys you no longer play with

and the clothes that no longer

fit and put them in that

donation box before I do it

donation box before I do it

for you.

Because daddy might not

know the difference.

[Sighs dramatically]

Life is hard.

Life is hard.

Wait till you have kids.

[Phone rings]

[Phone rings]

Hold up. What are you doing?

Hold up. What are you doing?

Oh, uh, this just in.

Can't donate the old iPod.

Ron just texted me and said

the old click wheels are

the old click wheels are

classic, and I'll be able

to sell it on eBay for a grip

in a couple of years.

Plus, I realized I need two,

plus, I realized I need two,

to keep one in my backpack

for the bus ride home and one

for when I'm working out.

No, you don't need two;

No, you don't need two;

you want two.

Actually, I need two,

because--well, I think

because--well, I think

I explained.

People don't need

that much stuff.

The problem is, you kids

the problem is, you kids

are spoiled.

No, no, dad.

We're not spoiled.

You don't understand.

Kids' attention spans have

kids' attention spans have

shrunk, so our technological

needs have grown.

We need more fun stuff now

just to survive.

Just to survive.

You should have stopped

while you were ahead.

Son, clearly you're the one

Son, clearly you're the one

not understanding.

So how can I help you?

All right, here we go.

Here's a challenge.

I want you to spend the rest

I want you to spend the rest

of the week without your iPod

or any other electronics you

don't need for school, just

to prove to yourself you don't

to prove to yourself you don't

really need them.

It kind of feels more like

a punishment than a challenge.

No, no, no, no.

It's definitely a challenge.

It's definitely a challenge.

What's the difference between

a punishment and a challenge?

One's a punishment;

one's a challenge.

But...

But...

Okay.

Should I leave this with you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

He's got the book smarts.

Ooh.

[Sniffing]

[Whispering] What is that?

Hey.

That would be steel-cut oatmeal,

that would be steel-cut oatmeal,

berries, nuts, raisins,

and a kiss of brown sugar.

Oh, that sounds like you.

Oh, that sounds like you.

Oh...

Oh, except for the berries,

the nuts, and the raisins.

Hmm.

'Cause the steel-cut, huh?

'Cause the steel-cut, huh?

Mm.

What--and the kiss

of brown sugar.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

[Giggles] Good morning.

Good morning.

By the way, Marcus called

while you were in the shower.

He wanted to make sure we got

he wanted to make sure we got

his save-the-date card.

Gosh, give me a break.

I mean, is it a save-the-date

I mean, is it a save-the-date

card or a hammer-us-over-

the-head-until-we-reply card?

Jeez Louise.

Relentless much?

Relentless much?

Okay...

Someone's super grumpy

this morning.

Yeah, you try living

Yeah, you try living

without your stuff.

No cell phone, no video games.

I was in my room all night,

I was in my room all night,

alone with my thoughts.

Oh, so you sat in silence.

Yes.

Yes.

[Laughs]

He didn't get it.

No, he didn't get it.

Oh, sweetie.

You look adorable, but I think

your outfit's too small for you.

Your outfit's too small for you.

No, it isn't.

And these are toys from

the bottom of my toy chest,

but I still play with them,

all of them.

All of them.

You know, I think this may

have something to do with me

saying if we don't wear

saying if we don't wear

something or play with a toy

for a long time, it should be

put in the donation box.

Oh.

Oh.

Alexis?

I think you have other clothes

that you love, and I agree with

your dad.

I think it's time for you

I think it's time for you

to give up that outfit and put

it in the box

for another little girl that's

for another little girl that's

four sizes smaller, you know?

So let's go upstairs and change

before you get gangrene.

Before you get gangrene.

Please, may I wear it?

Okay.

Mom, my toes are tingling.

Mom, my toes are tingling.

Okay, sweetie.

Come on.

Hey.

Did you eat that whole thing?

No, I ate the first half

No, I ate the first half

and then I had the potato chips,

and then I had some jelly beans,

and then I ate the second half.

So it's--yeah.

So it's--yeah.

Babe, put the ice cream down.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe.

There's a little bit left

there's a little bit left

in there.

Just a second.

Grabby grabberton.

Okay.

Okay.

So you gonna keep doing this

till Marcus gets married?

[Cackling] What?

[Cackling] What?

Are you kidding?

What--you're kidding, right?

Then babe, why are you eating

Then babe, why are you eating

and laughing like a madwoman?

Well, I don't know, but it

doesn't have anything to do

with Marcus getting married.

With Marcus getting married.

[Laughing and crying]

Oh, god, I don't know what's

wrong with me.

Wrong with me.

I guess that save-the-date just

brought up some feelings

I can't explain.

Huh.

Huh.

What is so funny?

You.

Alex, I need you to support

me right now.

Me right now.

Carla, nobody supports you

more than I do.

But you're asking me to support

you crying over a man

who worked all the time,

who worked all the time,

who cheated on you,

and who left you with two kids.

It's not like that.

It isn't?

Then what's it like?

It's just not that simple.

It's just not that simple.

Really?

Because it looks like, to me,

you're upset because your

ex-husband is getting married.

No, it's way more

complicated than that.

Apparently, I still have some

issues with Marcus that were

buried so deep that I just--

buried so deep that I just--

I didn't know they were in here.

Yeah, so what are we

gonna do now?

Because with you eating like

this, we can't afford to keep

this, we can't afford to keep

buying you ice cream.

Fine, I will just

work it through.

I'll work it through, Alex.

No, probably you need to talk

to somebody.

To somebody.

I'm trying to talk to you.

[Sighs]

You know how you always say,

when someone has feelings they

can't understand,

can't understand,

therapy is recommended?

Therapy is recommended.

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

Fine.

I will call Dr. Yarbrough.

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

Your old therapist?

Mm-hmm.

The one with the ocd?

Yeah.

Once you get past the flipping

once you get past the flipping

of the lights and

the self-hugs...

And the humming...

She's actually the best.

Humming is part of ocd?

Humming is part of ocd?

No, she just really

likes to hum.

Hello, Carla.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hi.

Dr. Yarbrough, how are you?

I'm very well.

It's so good to see you.

You too.

You too.

[Restrained happy scream]

[Laughs]

Come on, have a seat.

Come on, have a seat.

Thank you.

[Humming]

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How have you been?

[Laughing] Everything's good.

[Laughing] Everything's good.

Everything's good.

It's really nice to see you.

You too.

[Sighs]

Alex is great.

Alex is great.

Oh?

Mm-hmm.

He's writing a book.

And the kids, oh, my god.

And the kids, oh, my god.

I mean, they couldn't be better.

Kaci still a recycling bunny?

[Whispering] Yes.

[Laughs]

She actually had us buy this

She actually had us buy this

crazy contraption that collects

rainwater--or, as the kids

call it, agua.

Call it, agua.

[Laughs]

And how are you?

And how are you?

Everything's good.

Hmm.

I'm good.

I--i just found out that my

i--i just found out that my

ex-husband set a date

to get married, and I'm kind of

unraveling.

I just never would have

I just never would have

expected that.

His getting married?

Or it causing you to unravel?

Both.

Mm.

I'm just all over the place.

I'm just all over the place.

I don't know. I mean, I can't--

I can't stop making fun of his

I can't stop making fun of his

fiancee's name.

I mean, I really can't help

myself: "Reine, reine, go away!

Come again another day!

Come again another day!

Reine, reine."

It's like, "bwah."

Oh, her name is reine.

I gathered.

I gathered.

Oh, okay.

So...[laughs].

Why do you suppose you still

have such strong emotions

around Marcus?

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

Mm.

I mean, he has a really great

job now, and he's building

job now, and he's building

a really fancy big mansion,

and he's super successful,

and he's making a really nice

and he's making a really nice

life for himself, and...

It's pissing me off.

Go with that.

Well, I just think

it's annoying.

I mean, when we were together,

all he did was work

and cheat on me.

And cheat on me.

And now he's, like,

all Mr. Nice guy.

You know, he's, like, sending

kaci these smiley-face texts,

kaci these smiley-face texts,

and he's buying the kids gifts,

and he's sending out

save-the-date cards for his

wedding to little miss

rainbow brite.

Rainbow brite.

I don't know. I just--

i--i don't think it's fair.

It's not fair.

It's not fair.

And?

And...

So that's what's causing

all this anger...

Which is manifesting in

which is manifesting in

the tears and the snark

and me eating like a teenager.

These are my pregnancy pants.

These are my pregnancy pants.

Wow.

I just--i really thought I'd let

I just--i really thought I'd let

go of all this anger all those

years ago.

I guess I didn't.

I guess I didn't.

Not all of it, anyway,

which means that I didn't really

forgive him.

Forgive him.

Which means I didn't really

move on.

Ooh, look at you.

Ooh, look at you.

I believe someone got

a breakthrough.

High five, sister.

High five.

Oh, I forgot.

Oh, I forgot.

Um, biker shorts?

Um, biker shorts?

It was the '90s.

Oh, cool.

Hey, wait, kaci.

You are not giving away your

you are not giving away your

blue boo bear, are you?

I know, but--i just--i want

to purge myself of everything

except the bare necessities,

you know?

You know?

I mean, all we really need is

clean air, clean water,

and a couple changes

of clean clothes.

Of clean clothes.

Dad, thank you.

I will never forget this lesson.

The best things in life

the best things in life

aren't things.

Thank you.

This used to be

This used to be

a bare necessity.

Ooh, daddy, I like your bear.

Can I have it?

Well, it's not my bear.

Well, it's not my bear.

It's kaci's.

I actually gave this to her when

she was about your age.

Well, if she's just going

Well, if she's just going

to give it to another little

girl, can I have it?

Well, sweetie, we're giving

our things to the homeless, not

just moving them from one room

just moving them from one room

to the other.

And if kaci wants to give her

blue boo bear to a little girl

who doesn't have as many toys

who doesn't have as many toys

as you, then that's what we're

gonna do.

Okay.

Okay.

How can I still have all this

anger and hurt left inside,

when Marcus and I broke up

when Marcus and I broke up

13 years ago?

Yeah.

Anger and resentment

work on their own time.

How does all of this affect

how does all of this affect

your feelings for reine?

Well, it's not her fault.

But I resent her.

But I resent her.

I mean, not that she knows.

She's all...

Bonjour, Carla.

Bonjour, Carla.

Oui?

[French accent] This is

reine chevalier, oui.

Does she really talk

Does she really talk

like that?

I don't know.

I don't even know if

she's French.

I just don't like her name.

I just don't like her name.

Do you think you might be

jealous of reine?

No.

I mean, I don't think so.

I mean, I don't think so.

I love my husband--

my now-husband, Alex,

not my ex-husband, Marcus.

Not my ex-husband, Marcus.

And I love my life.

I love my life.

I mean, I wouldn't change

anything for anything...

Anything for anything...

Except for the swim trunks

that Alex wears on vacation.

They are very, very small.

They are very, very small.

It's interesting

how you went from talking about

the possibility of being jealous

the possibility of being jealous

of the reine-ster to talking

about your love

for your husband.

Hm.

Hm.

As if you think

being jealous of her

calls into question your love

for your husband or means

for your husband or means

that you have feelings

for Marcus.

The two can be

mutually exclusive.

Mutually exclusive.

I know, Dr. Yarbrough.

Gosh.

I know you trained me, but i'm

I know you trained me, but i'm

a therapist too.

I know.

I know you know it up here.

But do you know it down here?

But do you know it down here?

This is so strange.

This is so strange.

I'm not a jealous person,

but i--i might be jealous.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, he's getting married,

and she's not even pregnant

and she's not even pregnant

as far as I know.

He just never apologized.

And you may never get

that apology.

That apology.

Move on.

He has.

He has.

Whoo!

I finally got Alexis to sleep.

I finally got Alexis to sleep.

Oh, you must have stayed

until the monsters ran back

into the closet.

Actually, I flushed them.

She seemed to prefer that.

Ah.

Well played.

[Laughs]

So how was your session

So how was your session

with Dr. Yarbrough?

[Sighs]

It was really good.

It was really good.

Yeah.

She helped me realize that I

have some unresolved anger

around Marcus that I need

to resolve.

To resolve.

Okay.

So it's anger.

And I'm working on it.

And I'm working on it.

Hmm. Good.

Babe...

Hmm?

Hmm?

You know, as much as I want

to support you on this,

it's kind of hard.

I mean, no man wants to see

I mean, no man wants to see

his wife crying over some

other dude.

Alex, I wasn't crying

over Marcus.

Over Marcus.

I just didn't realize I had

so much anger left.

I mean, there was never

any closure.

Any closure.

Does that make sense?

I get that.

Okay.

I wasn't crying over him.

I wasn't crying over him.

[Sighs]

So you realize that there is

nothing--nothing--that I would

nothing--nothing--that I would

change in my life.

And if Marcus hadn't been

the kind of guy he was, then

I wouldn't be sitting here

I wouldn't be sitting here

with the man of my dreams.

Me?

No.

No.

That other guy.

I love you, baby.

I love you, babe.

I love you, babe.

[Knocking on door]

Oh.

Yes, what is it?

Yes, what is it?

You didn't flush enough.

They're back.

Oh...

Jeez, she never

flushes enough.

I flushed--

I flushed--

[laughing] I always

flush enough.

[Laughing]

Hey.

All right, what else you got

for me, kaci?

No, I changed my mind.

No, I changed my mind.

I want blue boo back.

I thought you were becoming

a minimalist.

Yeah, I was.

I mean I am.

But some things are really

important, like blue boo.

It was the first gift you ever

gave me.

Kaci, you remember

Kaci, you remember

when your dad gave you the bear?

Of course I remember.

I was scared that he was taking

I was scared that he was taking

my mommy away, so he gave me

blue boo.

And then when you came home,

you gave me permission

you gave me permission

to marry him.

Oh, thank you.

Here you go.

Well, thank you.

Well, thank you.

All right, Alexis.

All right, Alexis.

Whoa, wait a minute.

Why are these three

tied together?

Is there something you want

is there something you want

to tell daddy?

They're best friends.

They've been through a lot

with each other.

They have to stay together.

I see.

Okay, well, these three dolls

okay, well, these three dolls

will make some little girl

very happy.

And I am proud of you, Alexis.

Concerned but proud.

Concerned but proud.

[Laughter]

Ah, look who survived

without his stuff.

Without his stuff.

I left your iPod on the dresser.

And I'm giving it back.

You can put it in the box.

Thing's ancient anyways.

Thing's ancient anyways.

It's, like, from the mid-2000s.

[Laughs]

Oh, gosh.

Oh, gosh.

Well, I am proud of you,

my man.

You met the challenge.

It was a punishment.

Wait, wait, are you sure,

Wait, wait, are you sure,

Keenan?

'Cause your dad and I aren't

gonna make you give something

away that you really love.

What?

Then I can keep my dolls!

Then I can keep my dolls!

All: No, no, no!

No, wait!

Okay, so what's

the combination again?

All right, take a jelly bean.

Okay.

Put it in your mouth.

Quickly, quickly!

Quickly, quickly!

Okay, there we go.

Now take a scoop

of ice cream.

Now put a potato chip

in there, fast!

Now?

Fast! Fast!

[Muffled] Okay, here we go!

[Muffled] Okay, here we go!

Isn't it good?

See?

The sweet cuts the salty.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty good.

Yeah, yeah, and then

the jelly bean gives it texture.

What?

Yeah, what?

That is delicious.

Like you.

No, no.

Get off, I don't want

to kiss you with all that

stuff in your mouth.

You got some on your face.

Where?

Right here.

Let me get it for you.

Let me get it for you.

Right there.

Mmm.

Get off...

[Laughing]

Get off.

Now you taste like jelly beans.

[Smooching]

[Smooching]

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