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Hey, babe...Oh, wow.

Hey. What's up?

I know you're excited about

I know you're excited about

game night, but how many games

do we need to play?

Oh, well, I just want us

to have options.

And so the ones that I'm good at

and so the ones that I'm good at

are in the pile on the left,

and I really think we should

push those.

Carla, here we go.

Babe, it's game night.

Babe, it's game night.

We play games to have fun,

not to win.

[Scoffs]

Speak for yourself.

I only have fun if I win.

Yeah, what about

Yeah, what about

the rest of us?

[Laughs]

Hey, I thought you guys were

supposed to bring your favorite

game down for game night.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where are they?

Right here.

What are we playing?

Oh, wait, spades? Poker?

Solitaire.

Solitaire?

Well, that's only for one

person.

I can't play that.

Exactly.

Oh, okay.

No, mom.

No offense, but you're like

no offense, but you're like

the game devil.

Nobody wants to play with you.

You go too hard in the paint,

mom.

I do not, okay?

I do not, okay?

I don't know what that is,

but I don't do that.

But I don't do that.

Alex?

Well, babe, you are a little

super competitive.

Look, you are the reason why

look, you are the reason why

monty and George don't want to

play pictionary with us again.

No, they brought their own

markers, Alex.

That is a clear violation.

That is a clear violation.

Okay, well, what about

the time we played monopoly?

You yelled at Nana for lending

money.

Money.

Okay, lending is not allowed.

Everybody knows that.

It's written in the directions.

Do you want me to get them?

Do you want me to get them?

Okay, fine, fine. No.

I--it's--i will be on my best

behavior for game night.

Behavior for game night.

Count us out.

We'll be upstairs doing

something more fun.

Yeah, like studying

the human circulatory system.

The human circulatory system.

Fine, but you guys are gonna

miss my victory dance.

What?

♪ I won ♪

♪ I won ♪

♪ I won ♪

♪ I won ♪

♪ I won ♪

[Funky music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[Elevator bell dings]

Well, well, well.

What do we have here?

What do we have here?

[Laughs]

Ms. Helen, I want you to meet my

boyfriend, Anthony guillory.

Oh...

Oh...

Hello, Ms. Helen.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Gabriella's told me all

about you.

I'm sure she has.

I'm sure she has.

I am fascinating.

Hey, Mr. Guillory.

How are you? Good to see you.

How are you?

It's good to see you.

Same here. Same here.

Oh, wait.

Doesn't Alexis have school

today?

Oh, oh. No, no.

They--they have, uh,

they--they have, uh,

an assembly this morning.

Oh.

Yeah, I just stopped by to

pick up some homeopathic sinus

medication from Gabriella.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll be right back, baby.

All right, babe.

[Giggles]

Oh, and we got your evite

for the game party.

Oh, good!

So we'll be there,

if it's okay with Alexis.

Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Um, I hate to break this to you,

but Alexis is over her crush on

but Alexis is over her crush on

you.

She has moved on to

puppet clive.

What?

I know.

Uh, game party?

Uh, game party?

I didn't get my evite.

It must have got stuck in spam.

[Stammering]

Ms. Helen, I just--i didn't--

Ms. Helen, I just--i didn't--

I didn't think you'd want to

come to game night.

I didn't think

you'd be interested.

Oh, I'd love to.

Oh.

Me and my new man, taurean,

and we'll be there at, what,

and we'll be there at, what,

8:00?

8:00 is perfect.

Okay.

Would you like me to bring

something?

Um, you could bring soda

and ice.

And ice.

That'd be great.

I'm gonna make my barbecue

baked beans.

Baked beans sound great.

Baked beans sound great.

That is--that's great.

Here you go, honey.

Oh.

And please don't spill

anything on your new shirt.

Okay. All right.

Oh, yeah. No.

Oh, yeah. No.

It's a really nice shirt.

It's a good color for you.

Oh, you like it?

I picked it out myself.

You did?

Actually, I picked out

the whole outfit.

Oh, you did?

Go ahead, papi, show them.

Show them.

Uh...

Turn around.

Oh.

It's a bit awkward.

Oh, come on, honey. Please?

Just do it.

Do it.

Do it.

[Clears throat]

No, no. Don't.

It's--it's fine.

Gabby--Gabby, it's fine.

Okay.

All right, I should probably

get back to work, okay?

Get back to work, okay?

Okay.

[Giggles]

Oh, um...

[Elevator bell dings]

[Elevator bell dings]

Okay. All right.

Okay.

Um, have a great day, ladies.

You too. Okay.

See you later.

See you later.

Ay, que guapo.

Isn't he adorable?

Isn't he adorable?

He is.

Wow, you like men

in tight clothes.

You sure that shirt don't snap

you sure that shirt don't snap

open in the crotch?

Helen, stop it.

Gabby, we all know that Anthony

Gabby, we all know that Anthony

is so cute.

Yeah.

So good looking, but,

So good looking, but,

sweetie, I think he felt a

little bit uncomfortable, you

know, with you putting him on

display like that.

What were you doing?

What were you doing?

[Laughs]

What was that?

I don't know.

I mean, he's just so perfect.

I mean, come on, Carla.

He's, like, the best guy

I've ever been with.

I've ever been with.

Yeah.

Okay, fine.

Maybe it was a little immature,

but i--i just want to show him

off.

[Laughs]

You didn't buy him those shoes,

though, did you?

Though, did you?

Yeah. What's wrong with that?

They say when you buy a man

shoes, he uses them to walk out

on you.

Oh, please.

Oh, please.

Several men have walked out on

me before, Ms. Helen.

It had nothing to do with

the shoes.

Yeah, I didn't mean it like

that.

That.

No.

Hey.

Hi.

My sweetie.

You must be taurean.

You must be taurean.

Yes, how you doing?

How are you? Lovely.

Come on in.

Hi there.

Okay, all right.

Let me introduce, okay.

Let me introduce, okay.

So glenda and Pete,

and this is my husband, Alex.

Very nice home you have here.

Thank you very much.

You ever been robbed?

You ever been robbed?

Both: Excuse me?

Taurean owns a home security

business.

Stop scaring them.

I told you, leave your work

at home.

At home.

Well, crime doesn't wait

at home.

It's in your home,

waiting for you to get home.

So that's why there's people

like me.

Like me.

Here's my card.

Oh, jing snake security.

That's right.

We're silent, but deadly.

We're silent, but deadly.

[Laughs]

Listen, can I put the beans

on the stove for a bit?

On the stove for a bit?

Oh, sure, sure, sure, yeah.

I'll meet you in the kitchen,

Ms. Helen.

Okay. All right. Thank you.

Uh, I see you got a class

Uh, I see you got a class

"a" lock on your front door.

You know, any crazed hoodlum

with a butter knife get in here.

With a butter knife get in here.

Do we have a class "a" lock?

Believe me, if someone took

our kids, they'd bring them

right back.

Hola.

Hola.

Hola.

Hey.

You see?

Those two just waltzed in here,

and they don't even have

a butter knife.

Uh-huh.

Gabriella, Anthony.

Gabriella, Anthony.

You remember Pete and glenda.

Oh, yeah. Hey.

And this is taurean,

Ms. Helen's friend.

Ms. Helen's friend.

Oh, hi.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Ever been robbed?

Uh, no.

Uh, no.

Hi! Everybody's here.

Hello. Hi.

Hi.

We brought chips and dip,

okay?

Oh, great.

Oh, good, 'cause Alex made

oh, good, 'cause Alex made

sliders, and Ms. Helen brought

some beans, and glenda made

potato salad and coleslaw.

Potato salad and coleslaw.

So everything's gonna be ready

in a sec.

All the food smells

delicious.

Oh, wait.

I can't believe you guys cooked.

I mean, all we brought was chips

I mean, all we brought was chips

and dip.

I feel so bad.

Gabriella, no. It's fine.

Totally fine.

Well, wait. Wait. Wait.

Does everyone like cheesecake?

Anthony, would you run to

the store and get us

the store and get us

a cheesecake?

Honey, Carla just said that

what we brought was okay.

Well, I could use a little

bit of cheesecake now.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Then I'll go.

No need. No need.

Stay here with your friends.

I'll go.

No, no.

No one's going anywhere.

We have enough food, Gabriella.

We have enough food, Gabriella.

I promise you, all right?

Anthony, come.

Let's get a drink.

All right.

Hey, sweetie. Hi.

Carla, this looks bad.

Carla, this looks bad.

What?

I mean, what is Anthony gonna

think?

Everybody else cooks something,

and I show up with a bag of

chips?

No, sweetie,

it's the perfect addition.

It's the perfect addition.

No one else brought chips and

dip, and we needed appetizers.

Totally works out.

All right.

I guess you're right.

Put a smile on that face.

Come on now.

Come on now.

So I can wipe it off when I mop

up the floor with you.

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

Please, save me,

sir Camelot.

Sir Camelot wants to know why

Sir Camelot wants to know why

are you having us do these

things that are never fun?

Yeah, this puppet

Yeah, this puppet

is making my hand sweat.

How much longer are these people

gonna be here?

This is so boring.

This is so boring.

Revis with the interception.

Who's revis?

Darrelle revis.

He's a defensive back

he's a defensive back

for the jets.

For the jets.

Alexis with the interception.

Come on. Give it back.

No. I'd rather play baseball.

No. I'd rather play baseball.

Oh...Okay.

We can't play baseball

in the house.

Come on. Throw it to me.

Come on, it's Alexis.

Come on, it's Alexis.

How hard can she hit it?

[Thud]

Oh!

Oh!

I think that's your answer.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

What you got there, babe?

Oh, this is way too easy.

Everybody's gonna get this.

Where did you have your first

where did you have your first

kiss?

All: Ah!

All right. All right.

Now, first couple up,

glenda and Pete.

Glenda and Pete.

What you got?

In front of Patrick's car

wash.

Across the street

from the deli.

Yeah!

N-n-no, no, no, no, no.

It's not a match.

What?

What?

Babe, everyone knows that

Patrick's car wash is right

across the street from

the deli.

Yeah, and everyone knows

that the answers have to be

that the answers have to be

an exact match.

Sorry, no point. Next couple--

No, overruled.

It's close enough, babe.

You guys are good.

You guys are good.

Overruled?

Okay, you know what?

You only get one overruled.

That is my new rule.

[Laughs]

Next couple, go ahead.

Next couple, go ahead.

What?

It's fine.

Okay.

Uh, 1 1/2 months ago,

Tuesday the 19th,

Tuesday the 19th,

approximately 9:20 P.M.

I know because we were watching

I know because we were watching

law & Order.

2 1/2 months ago

on Tuesday the 19th

at approximately 9:20 P.M.

At approximately 9:20 P.M.

Oh!

Point for us.

Oh!

Whoa, hey. Hey.

Whoa, hey. Hey.

[Cackling]

Well, okay, I-I know we've

got this one.

You ready?

You ready?

Yeah.

After the Coltrane

tribute concert

at Lincoln center.

At Lincoln center

At Lincoln center

he kissed me

at the fountain.

[Rapid smooching]

Ah, romantic.

Ah, romantic.

Okay, okay, okay.

Our turn.

It was our third date,

because my mother raised me

right...

Right...

[Laughter]

On the steps of my apartment.

Aw.

Oh.

No, it was our first date.

No, it was our first date.

Oh, I guess her mother didn't

raise her right.

[Laughter]

It was on the 18th hole

of putt-putt golf.

Of putt-putt golf.

You made a hole in one,

and I kissed you on the cheek.

Oh, okay. That's not a kiss.

How is that a kiss?

That's the peck on the cheek

that you give to your

that you give to your

grandmother.

Okay, no point there.

Yeah.

Next question.

Yeah, okay.

I mean, I don't believe you

missed that one, babe.

Missed that one, babe.

I mean, what does that say

about our relationship if you

don't even remember our

first kiss?

Come on.

I do remember.

I do remember.

I remember the kiss you were

talking about, because you were

standing in the moonlight

looking so beautiful.

Okay, whatever, it's okay.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Okay. Wow.

That was--wow.

Do you see what you made me

do?

Wait, how was that my fault?

Uh, no worries.

Uh, no worries.

I will get a towel

and clean that right up.

And I will get you a refill.

So...

Maybe she's had enough

Maybe she's had enough

already.

What's going on with Gabby?

She is acting strange,

she is acting strange,

even for her.

I don't know.

I've never seen her like this.

She's embarrassing herself

in front of her boyfriend.

In front of her boyfriend.

Hell, I'm embarrassed,

and I'm not even dating her.

She's just trying too hard,

sweetie.

I don't know.

She really likes Anthony,

she really likes Anthony,

and she wants it to work.

Maybe she's gonna mellow out in

a minute.

I hope so.

Are we gonna go for another

round of the newlywed game?

Oh, so he can make us lose

Oh, so he can make us lose

again?

What's that supposed to mean?

If you would know me better,

you would know.

You would know.

Okay, we're--

we need to get back out there.

Or we can just sneak out

through the den.

[Elevator bell dings]

Good morning, Ms. Helen.

Oh, good morning, Dr. Reed.

Oh, good morning, Dr. Reed.

Thank you.

Taurean and I had a wonderful

time at your house.

Time at your house.

Aw, I'm glad everybody had a

good time.

Well, I wouldn't say

everybody.

I don't think Gabriella and her

hen-pecked boyfriend enjoyed

themselves very much.

Themselves very much.

Mm.

Hey, Gabby. What's up?

Oh, Anthony broke up with me.

What do you mean

he broke up with you?

Well, what happened?

Well, what happened?

He thought we should start

seeing other people.

You saw how we were last night.

We were so incompatible.

We were so incompatible.

So I let it go.

I mean, maybe I'm just not meant

to be tied down.

Not unless you're into that

kind of thing now.

Kind of thing now.

Oh, now why did I make

the conversation about me and

taurean?

You were talking about you.

Go on.

Go on.

Sweetie, are you okay?

I mean, do you want to go

and talk in private?

No, there's nothing

to talk about.

After last night, I realized

Anthony and I will never become

the perfect couple like you and

Alex.

What?

What?

Oh, despite what it seems,

Alex and I are not

the perfect couple.

I mean, we only just became

the dominant force that we are

in charades in the last couple

of months.

Of months.

I'm sorry.

Seriously, sweetie, I mean,

did he give you some sort

did he give you some sort

of explanation?

I mean, is it something you

think you can work through?

Carla, there's nothing

to work through.

To work through.

It's over between Anthony and

me, and I'm fine, really.

Okay.

I told that girl not to buy

I told that girl not to buy

that man shoes.

Did the patch hold up

Did the patch hold up

overnight?

You tell me.

It doesn't look that bad,

does it?

You...

You...

If it's supposed to be

a poorly-patched hole,

then yes.

Yes, it looks great.

No, it doesn't.

Oh, you're doing sarcasm.

Oh, you're doing sarcasm.

Mm.

Look, there's no way mom and dad

won't notice this.

Won't notice this.

Wait, wait, wait.

I've got an idea.

Hold on.

That's never good.

Look.

Worst-case scenario,

worst-case scenario,

we'll just tell mom and dad that

he did it.

Deal.

[Laughs]

Okay, Vaughn gave me

Okay, Vaughn gave me

this poster,

but I never hung it up.

Okay.

You can use it to cover

the hole.

The hole.

You know that one day this

poster will come down?

Yeah, after we leave

for college.

They won't care about it by

then.

Then.

I'll still be here.

They'll be too tired to care.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

What are you guys doing?

Bonding.

[Laughs]

Yeah.

After that game night party,

after that game night party,

we got a lot closer.

Thanks for making us spend

that time together.

That time together.

Ah, thurman Parker. Wow.

Kaci, I didn't know you liked

kaci, I didn't know you liked

football.

Well, yeah, I think he's a

great player for--

Dallas.

Dallas.

Yeah, he's--he's a great--

yeah, he's--he's a great--

Quarterback.

Quarterback. Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

Wow, and all this time

I thought basketball

I thought basketball

was your sport.

Well, uh, you kids

scrub up for dinner.

Scrub up for dinner.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

All right, love you, dad.

All right, love you, dad.

Great, Keenan.

Now dad thinks I like football.

Oh, come on.

Can't we just confess?

Please?

Please?

Maybe our punishment

won't be that bad.

No, just go with it.

I can't go two whole days

without dessert.

Without dessert.

[Laughs]

Hey, kids.

Hey, kids.

Hey, mom.

Hey.

Hey, mom.

All right, you guys.

Go in the kitchen

and set the table.

I'll be in there in a minute.

I'll be in there in a minute.

Okay.

All right. Hello, babe.

Hi, sweetie.

Hi. Hi.

Hey. Hey, Gabby.

Hey, you want to stay for

dinner?

Oh, no. I couldn't.

But if you insist,

but if you insist,

okay, I'll stay.

Make yourself at home.

Anthony and Gabby broke up.

Anthony and Gabby broke up.

Oh, well, look.

The way she talked to him

the other night,

I don't blame him.

How is she?

She says she's okay,

She says she's okay,

but I don't believe her.

What's for dinner?

Chicken cacciatore.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Anthony loved chicken

cacciatore.

But that's neither here nor

there.

It's all in the past.

Did Carla tell you we broke up?

Because we did.

But I don't want to talk about

it, 'cause I'm fine.

I can see that.

I can see that.

Ah, Alex.

Dinner was delicious.

Thank you so much.

Oh, well, Gabriella,

you know you're always welcome

you know you're always welcome

for dinner anytime.

I might take you up on that.

Yeah.

Hey, mom.

Can I get some dessert?

Ah, too bad there's no

Ah, too bad there's no

cheesecake leftover from last

night, because we never got any.

[Laughter]

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't get it.

Oh! This is so much fun.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I'm not done!

I'm kidding!

[Laughs]

That was good, really good.

That was good, really good.

I'll take some.

Thank you so much.

Um, so...

Oh, night-night, Alex.

Night-night.

Nice talking to you.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

So then I put on my boot,

and the lizard was in my sock.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

Aw, you're tired.

Let's put on a pot of coffee.

Let's put on a pot of coffee.

You know, uh, Gabby,

do you want to talk about what's

really going on?

What?

What?

What are you talking about?

Um, your breakup with

Anthony?

What, Carla?

I told you I'm fine.

Gabby, you've been here

Gabby, you've been here

for 27 hours, okay?

I mean, clearly you don't want

I mean, clearly you don't want

to go home alone.

Sweetie, what is going on?

[Sighs]

Ugh, all these relationships

I've had...

I'm starting to wonder if it's

I'm starting to wonder if it's

me.

Okay, I can talk to you as a

therapist or as your friend.

And as a therapist,

and as a therapist,

I would help you find

the answers.

But as your friend,

I have to tell you,

I have to tell you,

you are acting weird.

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

So you're saying it's me?

Listen.

Anthony is a really good guy,

and he treated you really well,

and all you did was dress him

and all you did was dress him

and berate him and embarrass

him.

I mean, call me crazy,

I mean, call me crazy,

but that's crazy.

So what do I do now?

Sweetie, I just think you

Sweetie, I just think you

need to sit down and think about

why you do the things

that you do.

I mean, Gabby,

I mean, Gabby,

are you afraid to be

in a relationship?

I mean, are you trying too hard,

or does this...

Or does this...

Does this have to do with your

dad leaving your mom?

I don't know, Carla.

I don't know, Carla.

I mean, I get into these

relationships, and everything is

going fine,

going fine,

but I'm always afraid the other

shoe is gonna drop.

Well, it did.

Well, it did.

And it was your shoe.

Well, thank you for meeting

me here.

It's no problem.

I mean, we may be broken up,

I mean, we may be broken up,

but I like to think that we

could still be friends.

And I didn't have lunch,

so I'm starving.

So I'm starving.

Okay, look.

About the other night,

I-I know I was a little too

I-I know I was a little too

bossy--

And pushy.

Okay, and pushy.

And control--

I got it.

And...

[Sighs]

I just want to say I'm sorry.

I just want to say I'm sorry.

Anthony, I really want this to

work between us.

I accept your apology.

I accept your apology.

But it's about more than

that night.

Gabriella, you tell me

how to dress.

How to dress.

You plan all our dates.

You tell me how to drive you

to work.

To work.

It's the same four blocks.

Okay.

I'm sorry about all of that.

I'm sorry about all of that.

[Sighs]

I've just been in so many bad

relationships.

I guess just being in a good one

I guess just being in a good one

is just strange for me.

I keep looking for something to

be wrong with you.

Be wrong with you.

You cannot be this perfect.

Well, my mom says I am.

Oh, that explains a lot.

Oh, that explains a lot.

Listen, I know that I have some

issues to work on.

We--we all do.

We--we all do.

I just think that it's good that

you're taking steps toward

working on yourself.

I'm glad to hear you say

that.

So do you think you want to give

this one more try?

This one more try?

Gabriella, I...

Gabriella, I...

I like you.

And I care about you a lot.

And I care about you a lot.

But...

I-I think that you and I

should--

should--

should spend some time apart,

j-just till you sort things out.

J-Just till you sort things out.

Okay.

Wow, I didn't expect it

to end like this.

Well, it's not an ending.

Well, it's not an ending.

I mean, we're still friends,

right?

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

Okay, well, normally, I would be

acting crazy, storming out of

here feeling all rejected,

but...

But...

Since I'm working on myself...

[Laughs]

I guess I'll try it

I guess I'll try it

a different way.

So yeah, yeah.

We can be friends.

We can be friends.

But can we, um,

start after dinner?

I forgot my wallet.

I forgot my wallet.

Uh, friends, buddy.

Uh, friends, buddy.

Really, dad, you didn't have

to get me another poster.

To get me another poster.

Oh, well, this is cam Newton.

You know, you go from the

veteran to the new guy.

So where should we put this up?

So where should we put this up?

Oh, I can figure out where to

put it later.

Well, I'm here now,

so we might as well just do it.

Hey, how 'bout that spot

right there?

Right there?

I don't have any tacks, though.

Oh.

Um, well, you know what?

Hey, I'll just use these two

tacks from here--

tacks from here--

No, dad. It's okay.

And replace them later.

Oop.

Oop.

You want to tell me what

happened here, kaci?

Keenan did it.

Keenan did it.

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