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Here you go, babe.

Oh, thank you, baby.

Well, I'm done.

What?

What?

You're done with your pancake

already?

What'd you do, inhale it?

Well, if you wanted me

to eat slower, dad shouldn't

have made them so good.

Have made them so good.

Any chance I can have seconds?

Well, is there any chance

you can take out the trash

before you go to school?

Sure.

Sure.

Well, good; At least one

of us won't be disappointed.

[Laughter]

Hey, dad, do you think

you could make

a volcano pancake?

I'm not sure I know how

to do that, but why do you ask?

I have to make a volcano

for class.

It's all here on this piece

of paper.

Oh, honey, I know

you're new to school,

but when your teachers give you

but when your teachers give you

a note, you got to give it

to us as soon as you get home,

okay?

Okay.

Okay.

How are you going to make

a volcano anyway?

Oh, it shouldn't be

Oh, it shouldn't be

that hard.

Your brother and sister

can show you.

Why do we have to help?

Yeah, I have a ton of things

to do.

Like what?

Like what?

Okay, I just don't want

to do it.

Look, you guys both

had to make a volcano

when you were her age.

When you were her age.

You should have a good idea

of what's expected of her.

But--

But nothing, uh-uh.

Wait.

Alexis, this was given to you

Alexis, this was given to you

yesterday.

Yes.

Which means those are

the pants that you had on

yesterday.

Yesterday.

Yes.

Didn't a candy bar melt

in your pocket yesterday?

In your pocket yesterday?

Yes.

[Laughs]

I'll go change before you ask

I'll go change before you ask

any more questions.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

All right, get out of here.

All right, get out of here.

Go.

[Laughs]

[Funky music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[Elevator dings]

[Elevator dings]

Wow.

Either you guys

either you guys

are furniture movers or you're

the worst burglars in New York,

right?

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

What's going on?

What was that?

Oh, good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Your tenants in suite 409

are moving out.

No.

No, no, no.

Gift rap singing telegrams

gift rap singing telegrams

has five months left

on their lease.

They can't do this.

I know.

It's hard to believe

it's hard to believe

a rapper named carjacker ice

would be breaking his word.

Gosh dang it.

Gosh dang it.

I need to go see if I need

to fix anything in there

so I can rent it.

No, I already had red

take a look at it.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Can you have him come to

my office when he's done?

I already texted him

to come back while you were

getting off the elevator.

Well, wow, Ms. Helen.

Look at you, staying on top

of things.

I am very impressed

by your self-motivation.

You act like I'm here

You act like I'm here

just because of my good looks?

[Elevator dings]

Hey, hey, Dr. Reed!

Hey, hey, Dr. Reed!

Hey, red.

How you doing?

Good.

I had a look at that office

that had the rappers in it

and whatnot.

Suite.

Suite.

No problem, baby girl.

You know I got you.

No, red, it's not an office;

it's a suite.

It's a suite.

Young people and their slang.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

Anyway, that office is fine.

All it needs is a fresh coat

of paint.

Oh, that's it?

Oh, thank god, 'cause I can't go

oh, thank god, 'cause I can't go

too long without that rent.

Hey, how long do you think

it's going to take?

Just a couple days.

Yes!

Yes!

Now, I'm going to get on it

in a couple weeks.

No.

Hey, I'm sorry.

This whole building needs work.

I got to fix the wiring.

I got to fix the wiring.

The a/c is shot to hell.

I got--

[Speaking in Spanish]

Red, the bathroom is flooded!

Red, the bathroom is flooded!

Now I have to work all day

in wet uggs.

Looks like I added plumbing

to the list.

To the list.

I tell you, you young folks

and that slang.

"Uggs."

In my day, we just called 'em

"feet."

"Feet."

[Elevator dings]

[Keyboard keys clattering]

[Keyboard keys clattering]

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Kenneth, Kenneth.

Whoa!

Oh, my god, my baby!

Oh, my god, my baby!

Wait a minute.

Don't tell me you got home

from Afghanistan and you didn't

let me know.

I wanted to surprise you,

I wanted to surprise you,

mom.

Oh, my god.

Come here! Come here.

Oh, my god!

Oh, I want you to meet my boss.

Oh, I want you to meet my boss.

This is Dr. Carla Reed.

And this is her needle-sticking

and this is her needle-sticking

associate, Gabriella.

Pleased to meet you, ma'am.

Kenneth gray.

It's such a pleasure.

It is so nice to finally

It is so nice to finally

meet you, Kenneth.

Your mom talks about you

all the time.

Welcome back.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I

have to get out of these shoes.

I had an unfortunate accident

in the bathroom, you know.

In the bathroom, you know.

Oh, that sounded worse

than it actually was.

Oh, my goodness.

Kenneth, so you just got back

Kenneth, so you just got back

from Afghanistan?

Yes, ma'am.

I was there for two years.

Yes, and he didn't write

or call.

Or call.

I called you

at least twice a month.

Yes, but I missed you

every day.

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

Oh, my goodness, why don't

you two get caught up?

Really?

Yes, we can manage.

Go, go, go.

Thank you, thank you,

Thank you, thank you,

thank you.

But I'm going to find you

a handyman to paint that suite

so you don't get hit

in the pocket waiting on red.

In the pocket waiting on red.

No, Ms. Helen, that is

so thoughtful, but--

No, it's not thoughtful,

honey.

I don't want you to have

any money problems

so that you have to deduct it

out of my check.

You need some painting done,

ma'am.

I have no problem doing that.

My m.O.S. In the corps

was supply and maintenance.

Was supply and maintenance.

Oh, no, i--i would never

ask you to do that...

Mostly because I have no idea

mostly because I have no idea

what "m.O.S." Means.

Military occupational

speciality.

I mean, if I could paint a tank,

I'm sure I can paint

I'm sure I can paint

an office suite.

It's a piece of cake.

Well, you haven't tasted

her cake.

Ms. Helen!

Okay, well, no.

Okay, well, no.

I mean, you just got back.

Is that okay, Ms. Helen?

Well, if it's all right

with him.

And it is all right with me.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Well, okay, yes.

Thank you.

But you have to do me a favor.

Please don't call me "ma'am."

Please don't call me "ma'am."

Deal.

What?

Deal.

Mom?

Mom?

Yo, I'm looking

for Carla Reed.

Oh, i'm--uh, I'm Dr. Reed.

Oh, i'm--uh, I'm Dr. Reed.

This is for you.

This is for you.

Thank you.

Gift rap!

[Thumping rhythmically]

[Thumping rhythmically]

♪ We went out of business ♪

♪ and it's really sad ♪

♪ we had to break our lease ♪

♪ and we feel real bad ♪

♪ and we feel real bad ♪

♪ gift rap will never forget ♪

♪ the time we spent ♪

♪ but you're gonna have to ♪

♪ wait a while ♪

♪ on our back rent ♪

♪ on our back rent ♪

Now I see why

they went out of business.

Okay, Alexis.

The first thing to do

is figure out what kind

of volcano you want.

Well--

Well--

I suggest a cinder volcano.

Okay, but I have--

Why do you have to pick

that one?

Because a shield volcano

is the easiest to make.

Is the easiest to make.

Actually--

But cinder volcanos

are more common.

I think--

So they're completely

unoriginal, just like you.

Okay, well, at least

Okay, well, at least

I'm not taking the easy way out,

'cause you're always so lazy.

And you're always

a teacher's pet.

Your lips ever get chapped

your lips ever get chapped

from kissing butt?

No, they do not.

Well, they should.

Why should they?

That makes no sense to me.

That makes no sense to me.

You're--but--

[Mockingly stuttering]

Hey, hey, hey!

I'm trying to get work done.

I'm trying to get work done.

What's going on in here?

Keenan's being lazy.

At least I'm unique.

Loser!

Bootlicker!

What is that?

What is that?

Look it up!

I asked you guys to do

one thing for your sister,

and you can't go a minute

without being

at each other's throats?

Forget it; Go.

I'll do it.

Go.

Go.

[Sighs]

We should just go apologize

and help her out.

And help her out.

You can go apologize.

I'm going to enjoy my free time.

I'm going to enjoy my free time.

How am I going to do

my project now?

Hey, don't worry.

I will help you, baby,

all right?

Uh, you know what?

I like the look of these

composite volcanos.

Check this out.

You like that?

You like that?

Yeah.

Okay, all right.

We'll go with that.

Okay.

So make the--make the top

pointy.

Pointy.

Uh...

Yeah, that might be

a little too pointy, Alexis,

a little too pointy, Alexis,

'cause we're making a volcano,

not a hershey's kiss.

Okay, flatten the base out

a little bit.

No, no, baby,

no, no, baby,

that's not the base.

The base is down here.

But we may need

a little more Clay to make the--

a little more Clay to make the--

wait.

Why are we using Clay anyway?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Let's use papier-mache.

Ah-ha, there you go.

In fact, let's get our jackets.

In fact, let's get our jackets.

We're going to make

a ceramic volcano.

Yes!

In fact, our volcano is going

to kick those other kids'

to kick those other kids'

volcanos' butts.

Get your jacket.

Okay, so we'll do ceramic.

Okay, so we'll do ceramic.

We could have some lava

coming out.

That'll be...

I'm so glad that you are

interested in renting

this suite, Dr. Fonteboa.

And you realize that it's

and you realize that it's

not finished yet, right?

You call this

You call this

not finished yet?

I--i just didn't want

your expectations to be

too high.

Too high.

So, um, Dr. Fonteboa,

what kind of work do you do?

I'm a psychiatrist.

I'm a psychiatrist.

Really?

Oh, my god, I didn't know

there was going to be

competition on the floor.

I'm a psychologist.

I'm a psychologist.

What do you specialize in?

Chewing on shoes, mainly.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm sorry;

I'm a pet psychiatrist.

Oh, god.

[Laughs]

It happens.

It happens.

So do you specialize

in any particular pets?

Yes, mostly dogs.

I have had a couple of hamsters

I have had a couple of hamsters

and turtles too.

But no more monkeys.

I'm out of the monkey business.

Yes.

Yes.

Kenneth, hey.

So this is Dr. Fonteboa.

She is thinking about renting

she is thinking about renting

the suite.

Kenneth, I cannot believe

that you did all of this

in one night.

Yeah, I couldn't sleep,

Yeah, I couldn't sleep,

so I just decided to work

all night.

Outstanding work.

It is; It's outstanding.

It is; It's outstanding.

Oh, there you are!

Yeah, you want to run down

to the deli and get some

breakfast?

Breakfast?

I'm not hungry.

Ms. Helen.

Yes.

Would you look

at what Kenneth did?

I mean, did you even know

that there was a window there?

That there was a window there?

Wow.

Well, he has always been

a hard worker.

You sure you don't want

anything?

I said I'm not hungry.

I said I'm not hungry.

Okay, Mr. Grouchy-pants.

Dr. Fonteboa?

So what do you think?

So what do you think?

What's under the carpet?

Polished concrete.

Oh, excellent.

Oh, excellent.

Well, that will make it easy

to clean up my patients' piddle.

Well, can't they just

wear diapers?

It's a long story.

It's a long story.

Oh.

Do you mind if I check

Do you mind if I check

the acoustics?

The acoustics?

[High-pitched shrieks]

Damn it!

Damn it!

Guys, just let me know

when you're done.

When you're done.

Um...

Is he okay?

Yeah, he's just grouchy

'cause he didn't get any rest.

'Cause he didn't get any rest.

He just needs some sleep,

that's all.

He does appear very stressed.

He does appear very stressed.

Probably not enough exercise.

Wouldn't you agree?

I'd like to get back

to the piddle.

To the piddle.

Is that a big problem,

Dr. Fonteboa?

'Cause if it is, I think

I might need to have you give me

a larger security deposit.

A larger security deposit.

Kenneth, hold on--

Didn't I tell you no?

Stop asking me

the same question!

The same question!

Baby, I'm worried about you.

Get off of my back!

I told you I ain't hungry!

I told you I ain't hungry!

Mom, i'm--I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to yell at you

like that.

I--

i--

Mm-hmm.

Oh, hey, Dr. Reed.

Hey.

Kenneth had to take

a little break.

A little break.

No wonder--he had to get away

from that barking lady.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

Everything okay?

Oh, that little outburst?

The boy got his father's temper.

The boy got his father's temper.

I don't know that it's

a temper issue, Ms. Helen.

What are you saying?

What are you saying?

The mood swings,

his not being able to sleep,

his edginess.

His edginess.

I just think he should speak

to someone.

Those are classic symptoms of

post-traumatic stress disorder.

Post-traumatic stress

disorder?

I'm sorry;

is that your diagnosis

or the dog whisperer's?

Or the dog whisperer's?

Ms. Helen, we have no idea

what it was like

to be in Afghanistan.

To be in Afghanistan.

Can you imagine how scary it was

to be at war?

This has nothing to do

with post-traumatic stress

with post-traumatic stress

disorder.

The boy just got home.

He hasn't eaten all day.

And you might not know this

about me, but I can be

about me, but I can be

a little pushy.

Ms. Helen, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I wasn't trying to overstep.

You don't know my son.

I do.

All he needs is some rest,

some tomato soup, and Jesus.

He never did like

he never did like

dressing up for church.

[Making loud bird noises]

Did anybody hear that?

Did anybody hear that?

Now, you want to talk

about crazy?

About crazy?

Hey, honey.

Hey, babe.

The shocking facts

about electrical wiring?

About electrical wiring?

A little light reading

before bed, babe?

You know, I was thinking

You know, I was thinking

it would be really awesome

if Alexis could create

a lighting effect

at the bottom of the volcano

to look like magma.

To look like magma.

Hmm.

You're doing a really good job

with this volcano.

Thanks, babe.

I just want it to turn out well.

I just want it to turn out well.

You know, it's her first project

since she started school, and--

wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Was that a little cognitive

psychology there going on?

What exactly are you trying

what exactly are you trying

to get me to admit, Dr. Reed?

Well, could you have

unintentionally taken over

Alexis's project?

Ah, you're good.

Yeah, well, I didn't pay

all that money to go to school

all that money to go to school

for nothing.

No, I meant with the rollers.

I like how it lifts

all your hair up,

shows a little more skin.

Okay, you're ridiculous.

What? You love it.

Hey.

What?

What?

Don't change the subject.

Why are you doing Alexis's

project for her?

Oh, she's helping.

She's sleeping.

She's sleeping.

You are the one

brainstorming ideas...

And coming up with

a hair care fetish.

A hair care fetish.

I don't know.

I guess I just want her

to do well.

Why wouldn't she?

Why wouldn't she?

I don't know.

Honestly, I guess I'm afraid

that if she doesn't do well,

it'll look bad on me.

But you know what wouldn't look

bad on me?

Okay, that--that is

Okay, that--that is

the worst move.

What?

That is the worst move ever,

Alex.

What, so that's it?

Alex, that is

a really bad move.

One bad move,

and I'm down for the count?

No, it's not that.

No, it's not that.

What?

I just can't get this day

out of my head.

Out of my head.

Why?

Ms. Helen's son is back

from his second tour of duty

from his second tour of duty

in Afghanistan, and I think

that he has post-traumatic

stress disorder.

Ooh, that's a tough one.

Ooh, that's a tough one.

I have a student who returned

from Iraq about a year ago.

He wrote a paper on having PTSD,

he wrote a paper on having PTSD,

and it's some pretty heavy

stuff.

I just don't know

if I should get involved

or stay out of it.

Well, if neither one of them

Well, if neither one of them

asks your opinion,

I'd say watch your step.

I'm not saying your concerns

aren't valid, but if you talk

aren't valid, but if you talk

to someone who's not ready

to face the truth, you'll just

push them into more denial.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where are you going?

I am going to get

some copper wiring.

Alexis's volcano is going to be

so cool.

So cool.

Everybody has their lunches?

Both: Check.

Homework?

Both: Check.

P.E. Uniforms?

Both: Check.

Both: Check.

Okay.

And I'm wearing my

p.e. Uniform under my clothes.

Wait, what?

That doesn't make you hot?

That doesn't make you hot?

Being hot isn't something

I can help, kaci.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen,

introducing the "a" plus plus

volcano by Alexis Reed.

Volcano by Alexis Reed.

"A" plus plus?

Oh, this thing is so good,

they're going to have rewrite

the grading system.

Wow.

Wow.

Whoa.

Good job, dad.

Well, thank you.

I can't take all the credit.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

Uh, what's that?

My science project.

My science project.

But it--it's so--

Mine.

I did it all by myself,

I did it all by myself,

and I'd rather turn in

something I made.

Alexis, it's really

beautiful, and I'm so proud

of you.

Of you.

Look, sweetie, if you felt

like that, why didn't you just

say something?

You were having so much fun,

You were having so much fun,

I didn't want to rain

on your parade.

But yours is pretty cool.

Mine just sits there.

Mine just sits there.

Wait, Alexis.

Sweetie, I thought you said

you'd rather hand in

your own work.

Your own work.

I'd rather get

an "a" plus plus.

She'd rather being getting

an "a" plus...

An "a" plus...

Uh, Alexis?

Come back, sweetie.

Come back, sweetie.

Baby, this is an "a" plus plus.

Thank you, daddy,

Thank you, daddy,

but let's get real.

None of the other kids

did their own volcanos.

If you really like it,

keep it in the den.

[Gunfire]

[Men yelling]

[Helicopter blades beating]

[Helicopter blades beating]

[Muffled music playing]

Hey, I see I'm not

Hey, I see I'm not

the only one

getting up with the chickens.

Need a hand with that?

Hey, oh.

Kenneth.

Kenneth.

Hey, man.

Okay, uh,

I see you got this covered, man.

I'll be on my way.

Don't move!

With my bad sciatica,

With my bad sciatica,

I don't think I could

if I wanted to.

I'm tracee Ellis Ross.

And I'm Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

Post-traumatic stress

disorder, also known as

disorder, also known as

post-traumatic syndrome,

can happen to anyone.

It covers a broad spectrum

of things.

In this episode, we were

in this episode, we were

addressing it in terms of war.

Symptoms include trouble

sleeping or nightmares,

sleeping or nightmares,

feeling like an event

is happening all over again,

violent outbursts,

and feelings of guilt.

If you're a veteran

If you're a veteran

suffering from PTSD,

you can turn to your local

v.a. Hospital for help

or just call 1-800-273-8255.

Or just call 1-800-273-8255.

That's 1-800-273-8255.

And from the cast and crew

and from the cast and crew

of Reed between the lines...

Both: Thank you

for your service.

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