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Okay, breakfast is served.
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Keenan, are you sure you don't
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want any?
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Nope, I ate too many of
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those cookies you baked last
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night, so now I'm watching my
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carbs so I can stay in shape.
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Carbs so I can stay in shape.
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Mmm.
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Ooh, something smells good.
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Oh, well, that would be
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French toast and homemade apple
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French toast and homemade apple
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syrup.
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Would you like some?
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Oui, oui, monsieur.
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Oh, but you know what?
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Oh, but you know what?
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I'm running late, so I'll just
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settle for some cold French
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roast and a...A real apple.
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Roast and a...A real apple.
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[Laughs]
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French toast me later?
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What does that mean?
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Probably something nasty.
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Probably something nasty.
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Hey, drink your shake.
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Yep, it's something nasty.
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Oh, hey, you're using the
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Oh, hey, you're using the
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vase that I found at the garage
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sale.
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Oh, well, it was just laying
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there, so I decided to put
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something in it.
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Is that some more nasty talk?
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Is that some more nasty talk?
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Okay, you guys, don't worry
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yourself of any nasty talk,
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okay, and just have a good day
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at school.
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I love you.
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[Together] Love you too.
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[Together] Love you too.
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I love you too.
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There you go.
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Muah!
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Thank you.
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[Laughter]
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Oh, what I the world?
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Oh, what I the world?
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Oh, there's a crack in it.
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Seal it with some syrup.
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Seal it with some syrup.
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Which one of you did this?
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[Together] Not me.
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None of you cracked this
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vase?
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[Together] Nope.
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[Together] Nope.
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This vase just cracked
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itself?
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Maybe mom cracked it.
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No, she would have told me
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about it, which is something
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none of you are doing.
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None of you are doing.
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Maybe it's a magical vase.
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Ooh, maybe there's a genie
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inside.
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Inside.
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Yeah, rub it, dad.
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I am the genie of the vase.
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I will Grant you a few wishes.
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I will Grant you a few wishes.
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Well, my wish would be that
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my kids stop playing around
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and tell me who broke this vase.
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Aha!
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Aha!
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None of them.
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Two wishes left.
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Don't waste them, buddy.
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Don't waste them, buddy.
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You know what?
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My second wish is that my kids
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happily accept their punishment
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for not telling me who broke the
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for not telling me who broke the
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vase.
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Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh-heh.
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Wait. We're punished?
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Oh, well, that doesn't sound
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Oh, well, that doesn't sound
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very happy.
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Finish your breakfast,
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because after school, you're all
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grounded until one of you comes
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clean.
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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[Funky music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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And how does that make you
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And how does that make you
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feel?
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She doesn't care what I feel.
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Mm-hmm.
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If I didn't care, then why
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are we even here?
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Are we even here?
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The day that I stop caring is
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when this whole thing crumbles
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apart.
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There you go being dramatic
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There you go being dramatic
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again.
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Dramatic?
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Are you kidding me?
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Dramatic?
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I am not dramatic.
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I am not dramatic.
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Am I dramatic?
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Well, i--
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Ugh.
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Okay.
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You know what?
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I want all of your crap out of
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I want all of your crap out of
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the house by tomorrow.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Okay, well, no one really
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Okay, well, no one really
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feels fine now, do they?
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Okay, let's just--can we sit
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back down?
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Back down?
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[Sighs]
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Thank you.
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Very good.
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Now, we have acknowledged some
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now, we have acknowledged some
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feelings today, and this
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relationship is gonna take some
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work, and I can't guarantee that
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work, and I can't guarantee that
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it's gonna be all fun,
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but I am willing to dive in and
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work through these issues
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work through these issues
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together if you are.
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Don?
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Okay, we'll come back
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tomorrow.
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What?
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What?
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Don, this is important.
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Besides, I hardly get to see
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you.
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Sherri, this is not a date,
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Sherri, this is not a date,
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baby.
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This is therapy.
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Why is it so quiet?
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Yes, it is quiet, isn't it?
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Yes, it is quiet, isn't it?
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[Laughs] Yes.
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Where are the kids?
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They are upstairs grounded.
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They are upstairs grounded.
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One of them cracked a vase in
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the kitchen, but if I knew it
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would result in this kind of
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quiet, they'd be grounded all
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quiet, they'd be grounded all
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the time.
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Wait a minute.
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So you punished all of them.
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Yes, I did, just until one of
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them breaks down and confesses.
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Them breaks down and confesses.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh, and which one exactly
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do you think did it?
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Well, I'm not quite sure, but
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Well, I'm not quite sure, but
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after I'm done, one of them will
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sing like a canary.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, you know what the bonus
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well, you know what the bonus
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is?
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Yes, I do, but do you know?
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Oh, no, I know.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, because we get this
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Yeah, because we get this
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living room back to ourselves.
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Exactly.
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See?
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Mm-hmm.
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See, that's why I married
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you.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, 'cause you're so
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brilliant.
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Wow, that's the only reason
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you married me?
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No.
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I also needed some help with
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I also needed some help with
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these kids.
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That's not funny.
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No, it's funny.
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No, that's not funny.
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No, that's not funny.
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Okay, we're gonna be
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grounded forever unless one of
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us confesses.
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Alexis?
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Alexis?
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Why me?
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Because you're the little
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one, and you can get over with
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your cuteness, so your
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punishment won't be so bad.
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Punishment won't be so bad.
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Mm, no.
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Kaci?
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Kaci?
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I didn't crack the vase.
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I'm not saying you did, but
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you always fly under the radar
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and do your dirt while I get in
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and do your dirt while I get in
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trouble, so this time, take one
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for the team.
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No.
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No.
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Why don't you just confess?
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Because first of all, I
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didn't do it.
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And secondly, snitching on
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and secondly, snitching on
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yourself is just dumb.
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I know, but we have to do
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something.
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I mean, this is serious.
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He went straight to the, "you
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he went straight to the, "you
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can't use anything with a
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screen," punishment.
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I know, and that's the worst
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one.
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What?
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What?
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Not for you.
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You don't even own anything with
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a screen.
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Hey, tvs have screens,
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so that means no victorious
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so that means no victorious
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for me.
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You don't know my pain.
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Touche.
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Wait, but if we didn't do it,
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Wait, but if we didn't do it,
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then who did?
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Maybe dad, and this is all a
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Maybe dad, and this is all a
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diversion.
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No, that's just dumb.
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Then mommy.
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No, she would have just
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thrown it away.
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Thrown it away.
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All right, then, if it's
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neither one of them, that means
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one of us is lying.
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Let's come up with a
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strategy, a strategy so that you
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strategy, a strategy so that you
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both feel understood, heard, and
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loved.
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Loved.
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Well, I would certainly feel
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more loved if we got to spend
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more time together.
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Well, okay, that's an honest
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Well, okay, that's an honest
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request.
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Don?
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I will look at my schedule,
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and I will make sure that
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there's always time for you.
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[Chuckles]
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[Chuckles]
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How do you feel about that?
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Well, that's better than I've
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been getting.
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Wait, now, Don, you
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Wait, now, Don, you
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understand how important
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spending time together is to
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sherri.
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It sounds like you're not making
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it sounds like you're not making
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yourself completely available.
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Is there something--something
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that's holding you back?
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Well, sherri understands that
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Well, sherri understands that
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I still have to deal with
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stuff at home: My kids, my wife.
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I mean, there's only 24 hours
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in a day.
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Right, I understand, so...
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Right, I understand, so...
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I'm sorry, your wife?
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Don's married.
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Oh, I understand the
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Oh, I understand the
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confusion.
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Sherri's not my wife.
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She's my girlfriend.
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She's my girlfriend.
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Sherri...Don.
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Sherri...Don.
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You two aren't married, so...
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You two aren't married, so...
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You're having an affair?
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If that's what you want to
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call it.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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What would you call it?
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It's a relationship.
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I know, some people think it's
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wrong, but--
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Okay, let's just--let's just
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Okay, let's just--let's just
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put right and wrong aside for a
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second here.
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Okay, the fact is that Don is in
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a relationship with someone
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a relationship with someone
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else.
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Which has nothing to do with
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me.
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I see.
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I see.
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Okay, so let me ask you, Don,
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okay, so let me ask you, Don,
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does your marriage deserve your
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full attention?
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Dr. Reed, my wife and I are
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like brother and sister.
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Like brother and sister.
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We only stay together for the
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kids.
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I mean, the passion's been long
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gone.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm, and would your wife say
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the same thing?
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The same thing?
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I don't know what she would
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say, but the heart wants what it
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wants.
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But, Dr. Reed, sherri and I, we
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but, Dr. Reed, sherri and I, we
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came here to talk about us.
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And how many kids do you and
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sherri have together?
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None.
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None.
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Oh, but you do have kids,
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right?
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Yes, two with my wife.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, about her...
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, about her...
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You do understand that your wife
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and kids are a part of this
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and kids are a part of this
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relationship, and that all the
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time you spend with sherri takes
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you away from your family.
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Like going to the gym, going
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Like going to the gym, going
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to work, spending time with
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friends.
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Spending time with me
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is no different than that time.
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Is no different than that time.
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Is that true, Don?
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Is spending time with sherri
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like going to the gym?
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Like going to the gym?
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On a good day.
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We be goin' all day.
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Okay, yes.
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Okay, I got you.
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Okay, I got you.
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So, Don, you say that the heart
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wants what the heart wants.
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What about your kids' hearts,
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what about your kids' hearts,
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Don?
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I mean, just picture yourself as
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a seven-year-old, you know, a
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little seven-year-old just
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waiting for your daddy to come
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waiting for your daddy to come
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home and take you to the puppet
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show.
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That would never happen.
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I hate puppets.
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They creepy.
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They creepy.
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Stay with me, Don.
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Every Saturday, your dad takes
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you to a puppet show in the
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park, and it is amazing, okay?
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And then all of a sudden, he
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and then all of a sudden, he
433
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starts seeing another woman, and
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then on Saturdays, he's, "got to
435
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go to the gym," so you don't see
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him anymore.
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Where's daddy?
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I don't know where daddy is?
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I don't know where daddy is?
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But I'm gonna go to my room,
441
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:02,788
and I'm gonna "make my own
442
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little pudding and fudge sock
443
00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:05,962
puppets by myself."
444
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Yeah, but I can't do the voices.
445
00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,005
I can't do them, okay?
446
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So it's just a waste of time.
447
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Oh.
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I think this is all the time
449
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I think this is all the time
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we have, so I am gonna see you
451
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two in our next session, okay?
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So have a wonderful afternoon,
453
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,810
so have a wonderful afternoon,
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Don and sherri.
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All right, I'm giving you
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another chance.
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Another chance.
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Confess now, and your punishment
459
00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,477
won't be too harsh.
460
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But it's already harsh.
461
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Okay, well, in addition to
462
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Okay, well, in addition to
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being banned from using anything
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with a screen, each one of you
465
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will copy the dictionary
466
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will copy the dictionary
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until one of you confesses.
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That's not fair.
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Can I use a children's
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Can I use a children's
471
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dictionary?
472
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You want to lie like you're
473
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grown?
474
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You copy a grown-folks book.
475
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Man, this sucks.
476
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Man, this sucks.
477
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Would you like me to add
478
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more?
479
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No, sir.
480
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Well, let's go, chop-chop.
481
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Well, let's go, chop-chop.
482
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,465
Let's get to copying.
483
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,600
Hey.
484
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,767
How was drinks with Gabby?
485
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:05,995
Oh, it was fine.
486
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,360
Oh, it was fine.
487
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,571
I just discovered mojitos.
488
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,001
Oh, congratulations.
489
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,150
Oh, congratulations.
490
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,567
You're sort of like Christopher
491
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:14,905
Columbus.
492
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,699
You just discovered something
493
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,002
that thousands of people already
494
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,160
that thousands of people already
495
00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,122
knew about.
496
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,581
Ugh.
497
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,663
You want to tell me what's
498
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:23,998
going on?
499
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,250
Going on?
500
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,883
It's a moral dilemma.
501
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:27,749
I'm torn.
502
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,165
There is a couple that i'm
503
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,003
seeing that's having an affair.
504
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,050
Seeing that's having an affair.
505
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:31,880
Wow.
506
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,384
Well, that's not a good area for
507
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,006
you.
508
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,051
Oh, no, no, no, no.
509
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:35,684
I'm fine, okay.
510
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,000
They are the ones that are
511
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they are the ones that are
512
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,389
clueless about how damaging
513
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,223
infidelity is.
514
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:41,997
I mean, they don't even seem to
515
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,390
I mean, they don't even seem to
516
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realize how this may be
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affecting the other people in
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their lives.
519
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,689
They're nuts.
520
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:48,002
Whoa, "nuts."
521
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,730
Whoa, "nuts."
522
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,225
Is that in your professional
523
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,027
opinion?
524
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,189
Oh, please, Alex.
525
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:53,817
Come on.
526
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:54,003
I'm at home, okay?
527
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,360
I'm at home, okay?
528
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:55,315
I can be honest.
529
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:55,914
These people are horrible.
530
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,198
They want me to help them weave
531
00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,452
their tapestry of lies.
532
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,003
It is a can of worms.
533
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,910
It is a can of worms.
534
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,124
Let me ask you this:
535
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,214
When you were talking to them,
536
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,368
were you talking to them as Dr.
537
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:05,996
Reed, the psychologist, or Carla
538
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,080
Reed, the psychologist, or Carla
539
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:07,876
Reed, the woman.
540
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,208
In the office, I am always
541
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,713
Dr. Reed--Dr. Reed.
542
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,045
Really?
543
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:11,998
Yes.
544
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,210
Yes.
545
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,626
Okay, well, I keep hearing
546
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:17,724
about infidelity, lies, nuts.
547
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:18,002
Is it too far-fetched, or
548
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,140
is it too far-fetched, or
549
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,761
could this have anything to do
550
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,997
with your dad?
551
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,600
With your dad?
552
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:26,935
Maybe.
553
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,439
Mm.
554
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,002
Perhaps.
555
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,270
Perhaps.
556
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:34,146
Mm-hmm.
557
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,995
Possibly my dad cheating on
558
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,990
Possibly my dad cheating on
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00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,071
my mom could have skewed my
560
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,157
objectivity.
561
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:41,832
Right, could have or did?
562
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:41,999
Okay, it did.
563
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,870
Okay, it did.
564
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,253
I mean, but how could it not?
565
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,000
Alex, our home was never the
566
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,830
Alex, our home was never the
567
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,246
same after that man destroyed
568
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:51,835
our family.
569
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,549
I know, babe, but we're
570
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:53,999
talking about two separate
571
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,880
talking about two separate
572
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:55,264
issues here.
573
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,339
I mean, one is professional.
574
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,505
One is personal.
575
00:11:58,592 --> 00:11:59,892
Now, the thing you have to ask
576
00:11:59,969 --> 00:11:59,999
yourself is, did you bring your
577
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,800
yourself is, did you bring your
578
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,096
personal baggage into their
579
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:03,760
session?
580
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:04,598
Thbbbt.
581
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,002
Yeah, thbbbt.
582
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,430
Yeah, thbbbt.
583
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,597
You don't have to answer it.
584
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,055
Just--it's just something to
585
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:09,685
think about.
586
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,400
Okay, I'm gonna think about
587
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,000
it.
588
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,110
It.
589
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,269
Okay, and I'm gonna be right
590
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:13,937
back.
591
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:14,444
No, please, babe.
592
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,355
Where are you going?
593
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,153
I'm going in to warm up some
594
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,995
dinner for you, because you need
595
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,320
dinner for you, because you need
596
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:18,954
some food to soak up that
597
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,739
liquor.
598
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,914
I'll be right back, babe.
599
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:28,662
Hey, so what letter are you
600
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:29,787
up to?
601
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:30,004
I'm still in the as.
602
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,040
I'm still in the as.
603
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,876
Mm, let me see.
604
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,001
Oh, honey, you're just copying
605
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,920
oh, honey, you're just copying
606
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,466
the words and the definitions.
607
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,799
I also want phonetic spellings.
608
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,804
So sorry.
609
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:41,995
You've got to start over.
610
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,970
You've got to start over.
611
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,765
Okay, okay, I did it.
612
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:48,000
I cracked the vase, okay?
613
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,350
I cracked the vase, okay?
614
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,845
I won't watch TV.
615
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,016
I won't use the computer.
616
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,314
I won't use my cell phone.
617
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:53,997
Just, please, no more spelling.
618
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,070
Just, please, no more spelling.
619
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,862
All right,
620
00:12:59,945 --> 00:12:59,995
spill it.
621
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,360
Spill it.
622
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,908
Well, after I went to bed,
623
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,001
I really couldn't stop thinking
624
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,160
I really couldn't stop thinking
625
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,503
about those cookies you baked,
626
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,498
so I waited until everyone was
627
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,420
asleep, and I snuck into the
628
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:11,999
kitchen.
629
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,500
Kitchen.
630
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,463
I got some milk and one cookie
631
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:15,093
from the jar and--
632
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,709
Uh, one?
633
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:17,996
Okay, four.
634
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,380
Okay, four.
635
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:20,966
I sat at the table, and I
636
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,050
started eating them, but then I
637
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:23,995
thought I heard someone coming,
638
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,180
thought I heard someone coming,
639
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,601
so I jumped up, and when I did,
640
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,099
I knocked over the vase.
641
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,021
So I picked it up, and I ran
642
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:29,999
into the den.
643
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,650
Into the den.
644
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,189
I'm sorry I lied.
645
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,001
[Sighs]
646
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,070
[Sighs]
647
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,608
Me too.
648
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,691
You know, you could have just
649
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:39,776
told me, kaci.
650
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:40,900
And now, you are grounded for
651
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:41,996
lying and for making Keenan
652
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,660
lying and for making Keenan
653
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:43,278
and Alexis suffer along with
654
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,534
you.
655
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,155
But I'm glad you finally
656
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,781
confessed.
657
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,997
Now, go to bed.
658
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,910
Now, go to bed.
659
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,005
My hand is starting to cramp
660
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,932
up like you wouldn't believe.
661
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,000
I give up.
662
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,220
I give up.
663
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,063
Nothing is worth this.
664
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:08,928
You win.
665
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,274
You broke a brother down.
666
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,000
I cracked the vase.
667
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,150
I cracked the vase.
668
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,440
You did?
669
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:17,773
Yes.
670
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:17,996
I know I should have said
671
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,900
I know I should have said
672
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,783
something sooner,
673
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:21,529
but I really thought you'd just
674
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,440
let it go.
675
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,028
I mean, come on.
676
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,002
It's just a vase.
677
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,320
It's just a vase.
678
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,405
Well, that's not the point,
679
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:25,989
Keenan.
680
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,033
It's about taking responsibility
681
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,196
for your actions.
682
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,124
And that's what I'm doing
683
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,001
now, so am I still punished?
684
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,410
Now, so am I still punished?
685
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,624
Yes.
686
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,995
But out of curiosity,
687
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,460
but out of curiosity,
688
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,043
how is it that you came to crack
689
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,708
the vase?
690
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:41,996
Well,
691
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,420
Well,
692
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,677
I couldn't get any sleep last
693
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,008
night, so I decided to come in
694
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,053
the kitchen to get some extra
695
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:47,996
studying done.
696
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,600
Studying done.
697
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,469
Stop.
698
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,306
Okay, I wanted some cookies.
699
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,002
But as I went in, I saw the door
700
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,100
but as I went in, I saw the door
701
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,725
to the living room move, so I
702
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,562
jumped and knocked over the
703
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,476
vase, but as I went to go pick
704
00:14:59,565 --> 00:14:59,995
it up, I noticed a cookie was on
705
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,150
it up, I noticed a cookie was on
706
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:04,652
the floor, so I ate it.
707
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,997
That's just nasty.
708
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,410
That's just nasty.
709
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:06,988
They were delicious.
710
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,452
So I grabbed a few more from the
711
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,993
jar, took a swig of milk, and
712
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:11,826
then left.
713
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,000
Wait, you drank from the
714
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,450
Wait, you drank from the
715
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,616
carton?
716
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,464
Come on, dad.
717
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,618
I poured it in a glass.
718
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,003
Go to bed.
719
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,166
All right.
720
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:29,999
Daddy, can we talk?
721
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,350
Daddy, can we talk?
722
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,021
Let me guess.
723
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,058
You cracked the vase.
724
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,002
How'd you know?
725
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,390
How'd you know?
726
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,187
Wait, you really did crack
727
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:37,389
it?
728
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,598
No.
729
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:39,437
Alexis, come back here.
730
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:40,361
You just said you--
731
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,999
Okay, okay, yes, I did.
732
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,610
Okay, okay, yes, I did.
733
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,362
I snuck into the kitchen, poured
734
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,864
myself a glass of milk, then
735
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:47,995
went to get a cookie.
736
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,990
Went to get a cookie.
737
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,954
But there were none left, so
738
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,004
I poured the milk back into the
739
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,120
I poured the milk back into the
740
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,043
carton.
741
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:55,910
You did what?
742
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,416
I didn't want to waste it.
743
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,999
But as I poured the milk back
744
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,790
but as I poured the milk back
745
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,416
into the carton, I spilled some,
746
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,004
and as I cleaned it up,
747
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,010
and as I cleaned it up,
748
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:10,510
I knocked over the vase.
749
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,004
Keenan and kaci, come in
750
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,260
Keenan and kaci, come in
751
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,226
here.
752
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,638
The three of you just confessed
753
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:17,996
to the same crime.
754
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,890
To the same crime.
755
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:19,187
Wait.
756
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,979
These two confessed to cracking
757
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:21,863
the vase?
758
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:22,689
Yes.
759
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,003
Well, I didn't do it.
760
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,110
Well, I didn't do it.
761
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,031
Too late.
762
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:26,860
Now, come on.
763
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,574
Which one of you really did it?
764
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,743
None of us did it.
765
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,002
Then why would you confess to
766
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,450
Then why would you confess to
767
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,281
something you didn't do?
768
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,196
Most prisoners confess to
769
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,703
crimes they didn't commit under
770
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:35,235
stressful conditions.
771
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:35,997
Take medieval england or the
772
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,830
take medieval england or the
773
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,423
Spanish inquisition.
774
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,999
I am loving my history class.
775
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,040
I am loving my history class.
776
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,048
So it's true.
777
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,089
None of you really broke it,
778
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:46,301
huh?
779
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,000
[Together] No.
780
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,130
[Together] No.
781
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,677
Okay, I believe you.
782
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:54,002
You all can go to bed.
783
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,970
You all can go to bed.
784
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,765
Go to bed?
785
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,099
So that's it, just go to bed?
786
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,004
Yeah.
787
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,100
Yeah.
788
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:00,555
What do you mean?
789
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,604
Well, dad, if you're saying
790
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,358
that you believe us, then you're
791
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,069
also acknowledging that we told
792
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:05,999
you the truth from the start,
793
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,730
you the truth from the start,
794
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,147
which means that you punished us
795
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,145
for totally no reason.
796
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,997
Hey, she's right.
797
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,780
Hey, she's right.
798
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,825
Okay, I acknowledge I was
799
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:15,778
wrong.
800
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,868
Really, dad?
801
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:17,952
An acknowledgment?
802
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,997
That's not an apology.
803
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:21,831
Wait.
804
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,125
Let's talk about the fact that
805
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:23,998
the three of you just lied to me
806
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,880
the three of you just lied to me
807
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,250
about breaking the vase.
808
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,256
Well, I guess we're not
809
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,968
getting our apology.
810
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:33,798
[Laughs] Okay, I was wrong.
811
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,136
I apologize.
812
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,000
Wow, I never thought I'd hear
813
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,100
Wow, I never thought I'd hear
814
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,770
that, but I don't know.
815
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,729
It just doesn't feel like it's
816
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,178
enough.
817
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:40,477
Mm.
818
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,999
Maybe dad should copy some
819
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,730
Maybe dad should copy some
820
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,151
pages out of the dictionary.
821
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,019
No, no, the encyclopedia.
822
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:47,997
No, no.
823
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,400
No, no.
824
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,574
I think you guys better get
825
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,691
upstairs and stop pressing your
826
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,148
luck.
827
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,997
I guess we'll always have,
828
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,700
I guess we'll always have,
829
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,292
"I apologize, huh-huh."
830
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,238
You want to keep copying the
831
00:17:59,328 --> 00:17:59,618
dictionary?
832
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,003
No. No, I do not.
833
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,120
No. No, I do not.
834
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,884
So who did crack this thing?
835
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,593
Good morning, Ms. Helen.
836
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,795
Oh, good morning.
837
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,545
I stopped at a garage sale on
838
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,257
my way to work, and look what I
839
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:17,996
found.
840
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,680
Found.
841
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,684
Isn't that cute?
842
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,265
Oh, it's adorable.
843
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:21,680
I love it.
844
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,137
[Phone rings]
845
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:23,997
Hello.
846
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,310
Hello.
847
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,566
Actually, yes, I would love to
848
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,000
hear about how I can save on my
849
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,940
hear about how I can save on my
850
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,026
Internet and cable services.
851
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:35,410
[Snickers]
852
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:35,999
But how is that bundle gonna
853
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,780
but how is that bundle gonna
854
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,236
save me any money?
855
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,785
Nuh-uh.
856
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:40,368
Come on.
857
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,292
It sounds like you're just
858
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,000
putting all my bills together
859
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,410
putting all my bills together
860
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,076
and calling it one bill...
861
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,504
On the same bill.
862
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,003
Ohh, okay.
863
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,250
Ohh, okay.
864
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,666
Yeah, I could do that.
865
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:51,674
Yeah.
866
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:52,375
So if I pay you $6.99, how much
867
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,004
do I get free?
868
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,130
Do I get free?
869
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,296
Mm-hmm.
870
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,347
Oh...
871
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,232
Don.
872
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,228
I--i wasn't expect to see you
873
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,999
sitting in my office when I
874
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,100
sitting in my office when I
875
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,146
wasn't in here.
876
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,230
Well, ain't that something
877
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,004
else?
878
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,150
Else?
879
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,154
Please, sit down, please.
880
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,997
How may I help you?
881
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,370
How may I help you?
882
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:20,199
I owe you an apology.
883
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,294
I know your time is valuable,
884
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,249
but I thought this is something
885
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:23,998
we should discuss face-to-face.
886
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,040
We should discuss face-to-face.
887
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,543
Actually, I owe you an
888
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:28,674
apology.
889
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,000
No, it's my fault.
890
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,250
No, it's my fault.
891
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:30,915
I mean, you can't expect a
892
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,713
doctor to help you if you don't
893
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,835
tell her all the symptoms,
894
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:33,261
right?
895
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:33,628
[Laughs]
896
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,554
I appreciate that.
897
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,002
I do, but, Don, I'm gonna have
898
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,720
I do, but, Don, I'm gonna have
899
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,391
to refer you and sherri to a
900
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,929
different therapist.
901
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:41,973
I'm not seeing sherri
902
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:42,635
anymore.
903
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,723
Oh.
904
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,677
And I thought about what you
905
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,346
said.
906
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,484
I'm still afraid of puppets,
907
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,940
but I did get the point of your
908
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,690
story.
909
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,731
You know, all my friends have
910
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:51,774
always condoned my relationship
911
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,777
with sherri, but you're the only
912
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:53,999
person that's called me on my
913
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,480
person that's called me on my
914
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,318
stuff.
915
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,079
And I was thinking,
916
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,120
I need a woman like that I my
917
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,292
life.
918
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,000
So I was wondering,
919
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,160
so I was wondering,
920
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:10,626
maybe dinner sometime,
921
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,999
drinks?
922
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,170
Drinks?
923
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,965
How can I put this to you,
924
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,930
Don?
925
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,680
You need some help.
926
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,003
Just not mine.
927
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,510
Just not mine.
928
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,678
Best of luck to you.
929
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,318
Is that a no?
930
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,999
That's a no.
931
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,070
That's a no.
932
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,670
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