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[Tango music]

♪ ♪

Mommy must be hungry.

Mommy must be hungry.

She's eating flowers.

No, honey, I'm not hungry.

This is for me and daddy's

dance class--wah.

Dance class--wah.

Oh, right.

I get to spend the next few

nights learning how to cha-cha

with a bunch of bored housewives

and the men they trapped

and the men they trapped

into going.

Well, just think positively.

I mean, most of the classes that

Gabby talks about are way too

advanced for us, but this one

advanced for us, but this one

seems like it's gonna be fun.

We can have fun right here.

We have Latin music.

Come on, babe.

Let's get out of the house.

It's been a while since we had

a date night.

A date night.

You know, that's so not sexy.

Fine.

Think of how fun it would be

think of how fun it would be

to surprise Gabby.

Ooh, surprise Gabby.

Now, that sounds like fun.

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

Wait, mom, dad.

You have to take a look at this.

Hey, honey. What's this?

Let's see.

Let's see.

Keenan, you're running

for class president?

[Laughter]

What's so funny?

Oh, if it was for

kindergarten class president,

you'd be a shoo-in.

You act like I can't

do the job.

Keenan, you're just giving us

Keenan, you're just giving us

this permission slip,

and it's dated two days ago.

In fact, you didn't

give it to us.

Kaci did.

True.

True.

But when I do become president,

I'll have people for that,

you know, staff,

like president bush.

Don't you mean

Don't you mean

President Obama?

Nah, that dude works

too hard.

Keenan, hard work is a sign

of good leadership.

I work hard.

Yeah, you work hard at

finding the easiest way

to do something.

Thus making me a good leader.

Thus making me a good leader.

I think that you will do

a great job.

Thank you.

I'm running to educate

I'm running to educate

and elevate my people.

I call it "edulate."

[Laughs] You can call it what

[Laughs] You can call it what

you want, but you mess up one

grade, you will be impeached.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

And that doesn't have

anything to do with the fruit,

by the way.

That's right.

Well, I mean, do you have

a strategy?

A strategy?

I mean, what's your platform?

What do you know

about your opponent?

Okay.

Well...

Well...

Well?

I got nothing.

I got nothing.

But my new campaign manager

is gonna work on that for me.

Right, kaci?

Right, kaci?

Fine, fine.

I'll help you.

Awesome.

Presidential groupies,

presidential groupies,

here I come.

Here, here.

[Funky music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Isn't it obvious?

Well, shouldn't you be

reading up on the school

policies instead of watching TV?

Policies instead of watching TV?

I'm watching animal planet.

You see that thing that lion

is eating?

That's who I don't want to be.

Survival of the fittest.

Survival of the fittest.

Okay, you know what?

I should have never agreed

to be on your campaign.

To be on your campaign.

I mean, I'm not even getting

anything out of this.

I'll build you

a compost heap.

A compost heap.

My own compost heap?

My own compost heap?

With earthworms

and bacterial enzymes?

And bacterial enzymes?

Duh, what's a compost heap

without them?

And?

And?

And I'll do your math

homework for a month.

I'm better at math than you.

I'll do your homework

for Chinese mandarin class,

for Chinese mandarin class,

or should I say...

[Speaking mandarin]

[Speaking mandarin]

Okay, fine.

Fine, I'll stay on

your campaign.

But you have to do

everything I say.

Did you send out those tweets

like I told you?

Like I told you?

Sure did.

"You know how I do."

Keenan, that is not

a political platform.

A political platform.

That's not even correct grammar.

Not everybody is as

hoity-toity as you.

I'm reaching the common student.

I'm reaching the common student.

See, I'm relatable.

No, you're an idiot.

No, you're an idiot.

Whatever.

Check out my Facebook blast.

Your status update says,

"you want it.

I got it.

I got it.

Go get it. I'll buy it.

Tell them other broke jokers

be quiet."

Be quiet."

Those are lyrics from t.I.

Relatable.

Idiot.

Idiot.

Oh, hello.

Hi.

Hello.

Aw, we came all the way

to the city for this?

You can't be serious.

You can't be serious.

Come on, loosen up, honey.

This is gonna be fun.

Fun?

Fun?

Yeah, that's what you said

in cabo, when you had the red

wine and you wanted to play

the plumber in the merry widow.

You remember the caulking gun

and the hot caramel?

And the hot caramel?

That was so much fun, Alex.

Yeah, it was so sticky,

you had to shave it out.

I know, but, baby, you were

I know, but, baby, you were

so much more naked.

Oh, my god.

Carla, Alex,

what are you doing here?

Surprise! Hi.

Surprise! Hi.

Oh, god, I heard you talking

about the class, and I just

thought it'd be so much fun.

Oh, it is fun.

And, Alex, ¿que Paso?

And, Alex, ¿que Paso?

You got talked into coming?

Sure did.

Hey, I'm happy to be here.

Yeah.

This is my partner,

Alejandro.

Alejandro.

Oh, hello, hi.

Pleasure to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

[Tango music]

Whoa, hey.

Whoa, hey.

Hey, that music

is kind of infectious.

Go, baby. Go.

Yes, it is infectious,

Yes, it is infectious,

like how your smile infects

every fiber of my being

when I look at you.

Wow.

Wow.

He is very intense.

I know. Don't you love it?

[Laughs] Oh, my, my.

You might want to tone

You might want to tone

that down, rico.

Babe, babe, babe.

What?

Yo, yo, yo.

Oh.

What up, y'all?

I'm Darius,

y'all Latin infusion instructor.

Y'all Latin infusion instructor.

Oh, what up, fea?

Now, look.

I need all my dudes to the left

I need all my dudes to the left

and all my homegirls

to the right.

A'ight?

A'ight.

A'ight.

A'ight.

Well, now, he does not

look like your average

dance instructor.

Babe, I thought he was gonna be

more flamboyant,

you know, like, maybe tighter

you know, like, maybe tighter

pants and a see-through shirt

or something.

Yeah, this is gonna be fun.

[Laughs]

Here, I'll go talk to him.

Here, I'll go talk to him.

Okay.

I'm just gonna introduce myself.

Hello. Hello, Darius.

Hi, there.

Hi, there.

Hi, I am Dr. Carla Reed.

And I just wanted

to introduce myself.

And this is my husband, Alex.

And this is my husband, Alex.

Hey, I'm a doctor too.

Yes, he is.

And it's his first time in

class, so just go easy on him.

Class, so just go easy on him.

But I, on the other hand,

I took a little...

Choo-choo-choo-choo-pah-ah!

A little tap, you know, and...

A little tap, you know, and...

And I took some jazz

in sixth grade, so...

You know, I'm a little rusty,

just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

But I pick things up

really quickly.

Good for you.

But I'm only doing this because

they said I could put it towards

they said I could put it towards

my community service hours.

Long story. [Laughs]

But please, if you don't mind,

but please, if you don't mind,

homegirls to the right.

Oh, okay.

All right.

The right.

Oh, so...

Oh, so...

The right.

Right over here. I got it.

Right over here. I got it.

Class, I want to introduce

to y'all my prize pupils.

To y'all my prize pupils.

Music!

[Upbeat Latin music]

Gabriella, Alejandro,

show 'em what you got.

Show 'em what you got.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Whoo!

Yeah.

Wow, sexy!

Did y'all see that?

Now, that's what

I'm talking about.

I'm talking about.

That is sexy.

Girl, you move

like a panther.

Get your pounce on, girl.

Both: Rawr!

Both: Rawr!

Now, look, all of y'all.

Basic step on my count.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Five, six, seven, eight.

[Tango music]

Come on. Basic step.

Basic--okay, basic step.

Basic--okay, basic step.

There you go.

Okay.

Darius. [Clears throat]

Darius. [Clears throat]

Darius.

Um, Carla, do you need help?

Because you're supposed to

catch the beat on the one.

Not the two, the one.

Not the two, the one.

Gabby, yeah, i--

I have rhythm. I'm--i got it.

Oh, okay.

I was just trying to help.

I was just trying to help.

Okay. One and two.

I got it, so, yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

You're off beat.

Oh, I'm off.

Okay, so I'll get on--

I'll get on it.

Give them all sketch pads

and pencils.

And pencils.

That's a dumb idea,

sketch pads and pencils.

Wait until I see

Gabby tomorrow.

Gabby tomorrow.

Can you believe how

condescending she was to me?

Carla, calm down.

She was only trying to help.

Telling me

how to have rhythm?

How to have rhythm?

What?

Like I can't do what she did.

Really?

So it's, oh, basic step.

I just--I'm too emotional

to focus, but whatever it was,

you know, I can do that.

You are grace defined.

You are grace defined.

You know what? Whatever.

I'm too--good night.

Your mom's a little upset.

Please tell her she can dance.

You can dance, mom.

You're a regular Usher.

Yeah, don't need that!

Yeah, don't need that!

Usher, really?

Okay.

Okay.

Let's go over your official

duties as president.

What's the point?

Come on, Keenan,

Come on, Keenan,

you have to get serious.

You have to know what you're

doing to beat the competition.

Who, Maria twyman?

Only the nerds are gonna vote

only the nerds are gonna vote

for her.

I mean, kaci, haven't you

noticed how happy people are

that I'm running?

Okay, you know what?

Okay, you know what?

You're right.

I'm done, then.

Whatever.

Whatever.

Vote for me.

Vote for me.

Vote for me, please.

Vote for me, please.

Oh, got the button.

All right, vote for me.

All: Vote for Reynolds.

Vote for Reynolds.

Vote for Reynolds.

Vote for Reynolds.

Vote for Reynolds.

Vote for Reynolds.

Vote for Reynolds.

Vote for Reynolds.

Vote for Reynolds.

Vote for Reynolds.

What do you think

you're doing?

Oh, well, you're not serious

about running for president,

Keenan.

Keenan.

I am.

And you said that you didn't

have competition.

Well, now you do.

Well, now you do.

Oh, it's like that?

Yup.

You're going down.

Hey, Carla.

Hey, Carla.

Oh, hello.

Glad to see you're sticking

with it.

Good for you.

Yeah.

Nice dress.

Nice dress.

Thank you.

[Upbeat Latin music]

♪ ♪

What was that about?

What was what about?

What was what about?

It is a nice dress.

She was just being supportive.

I don't know about that.

Never mind. Never mind.

Darius is here. Come on.

Darius is here. Come on.

Let's go do something.

Oh, okay.

[Applause]

[Applause]

Not bad.

I see the gazelle has found

his mate.

You two are one

you two are one

in the jungle of dance, dog.

Yes, we are.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Uh, Darius,

Uh, Darius,

we also have something

that we would like to show you.

Oh, well.

Darius, excuse us.

Darius, excuse us.

[Tango music]

[Tango music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[Gasps] Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

[Applause]

[Applause]

That was a deliberate attempt

to undermine my efforts.

Did you see that?

Did you see that?

Well, it wasn't the best

timing.

Okay, yeah, just--

Those were really nice moves.

You know, if I didn't know

you know, if I didn't know

any better, I would actually

think that you were

competing with us, Gabby.

[Laughs] Competing?

[Laughs] Competing?

Yeah.

Do you actually think

you're competition for me?

Uh...[Sputters]

I mean, given some time,

I could be.

I could be.

Come on, Carla.

Don't be ridiculous.

Oh, I'm not being ridiculous.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Hold on.

In my class,

when we have a dispute,

we take it to the dance floor.

We take it to the dance floor.

[Clapping]

Dance, yo.

[Latin music]

[Latin music]

Baby, come on.

I see what Darius is saying,

and we can do that.

We got this.

We got this.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

Okay, wait--um...

[Clears throat]

Wow, that's--

well, why don't you go first?

Observe...

Observe...

As we throw our manes.

Okay, just for the record,

panthers don't have manes.

Panthers don't have manes.

[Tango music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Well, i--

up she goes.

Whoa, wrap it around.

Whoa, wrap it around.

Oh, beautiful.

That's beautiful.

[Applause]

[Applause]

That's what

I'm talking about.

Gazelles, show us what you got.

Gazelles, show us what you got.

Uh, babe,

under any other circumstance,

I would concede that Gabriella

is the better dancer,

but I got your back, okay?

But I got your back, okay?

Just remember,

I know your moves.

You don't have to impress me.

And just please

don't step on my feet.

Don't step on my feet.

Okay.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Let's do this.

[Funky tango music]

[Funky tango music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[Applause]

[Applause]

Oh.

Oh, my. Okay.

What--oh.

What--oh.

Very pretty.

We got this.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

[Hail to the chief playing]

♪ ♪

Nervous?

Nervous?

Nope.

Okay, the time to debate

is onstage.

We are onstage.

Oh, gosh, sarcasm:

Oh, gosh, sarcasm:

The refuge of the ill-prepared.

Oh, good looking out.

Oh, good looking out.

Take those to Dr. Cody's office.

What was that about?

Oh, I started

a literacy program.

But you don't even

But you don't even

like to read.

Exactly, which is why

I submitted a proposal

to Dr. Cody to make

reading funner.

You mean more fun.

You mean more fun.

Still got to be relatable.

Still got to be relatable.

Well, students, it's time

to introduce your candidates.

Kaci Reynolds.

[Cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause]

Next, we have Keenan Reynolds.

Next, we have Keenan Reynolds.

[Cheers and applause]

And finally, Maria twyman.

And finally, Maria twyman.

[Cheers and applause]

All right, the first question

on the docket goes to...

On the docket goes to...

Keenan Reynolds.

Keenan, what do you think

is the most important thing you

can do for the freshman class?

Can do for the freshman class?

Well, I'd like to implement

a volunteer senior-freshman

mentoring program where

mentoring program where

upperclassmen tutor freshmen

both academically and socially.

That way, seniors can get

volunteer credit for their

college applications,

and freshmen can start making

friends in high places.

[Applause]

[Applause]

Impressive.

Now, kaci.

Well, the most important

thing I can do for the freshman

thing I can do for the freshman

class is to concede this

election to my brother, Keenan.

Election to my brother, Keenan.

I think my brother gets it now.

And I think we couldn't do

better than to vote him in.

Better than to vote him in.

[Applause]

Sorry, Maria.

Sorry, Maria.

A selfless act in the attempt

to not split the vote.

How liberal.

How liberal.

Well, Maria, what is

your most important task

as freshman class president?

As freshman class president?

Well, as freshman class

president, I want to ensure that

the students have a voice.

Because without a voice,

because without a voice,

we're just silent freshmen.

Why be silent

when you have a voice?

I want to be that voice.

I want to be that voice.

[Applause]

[Applause]

My opponent Keenan here

believes that we should have...

The school should provide

bigger lockers for us

bigger lockers for us

popular kids...

To stuff the ones who try

to be successful in them...

And we can bring our iPads...

And we can bring our iPads...

Now, does that sound

like a good idea to you?

Because I don't think so.

Because I don't think so.

Your new class

president is...

President is...

Keenan Reynolds.

[Applause]

I demand a recount.

I demand a recount.

That's what I was gonna say

in case I lost.

The only person that could

The only person that could

have beat you is yourself.

I mean, that's why

I got into this race.

If you're going to be president,

if you're going to be president,

I at least wanted you to be

a good one.

You know what, sis?

Thank you.

Oh, honey,

you are so good to me.

You are so good to me.

Well, no dance class tonight.

I figured you're due

for a massage.

Mm-hmm.

[Doorbell rings]

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, I'll get that.

Okay.

I'll be right back.

Don't be long.

Drink up.

Drinking.

Drinking.

Ah, it appears

that you have a visitor.

Well, I called Gabby over

well, I called Gabby over

because I think you two need to

sit down and get to the bottom

of whatever it is

of whatever it is

that's going on between you.

Why would you do that?

Because you guys have been

friends forever.

And you need to work this out.

And you need to work this out.

Please.

Oh, babe,

you forgot your wine.

No, I didn't.

No, I didn't.

Well, I guess this is

for you, Gabby.

For you, Gabby.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, what is going on with us?

Okay, I don't know.

You tell me.

Well, honestly,

I felt slighted in that class.

I felt slighted in that class.

You felt slighted? How?

Well, you saying that I was

off beat and then trying to

off beat and then trying to

tell me how to keep rhythm.

Okay, come on, Carla.

I was trying to help you.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, and if you want to talk

about being slighted, how about,

about being slighted, how about,

"I could be as good as you

given time."

Oh, yeah.

Soon as I said that,

soon as I said that,

I knew I was wrong.

But, I mean, my ego was bruised.

It was.

And you know how I get.

Okay, okay.

But, Carla, that's not even

but, Carla, that's not even

the point.

[Sighs] You know what?

I spend my entire day

making other people feel good.

Making other people feel good.

And don't get me wrong.

I love what I do.

But I still need my time, Carla.

This class was my safe haven.

This class was my safe haven.

It's where I go to feel good.

[Sighs] Let's face it.

[Sighs] Let's face it.

Everybody in that class

looks up to me.

I could never be

as good as you.

I mean, you came to New York

I mean, you came to New York

to be a professional dancer.

I remember.

I remember all those auditions

that you went to and the endless

that you went to and the endless

hours of rehearsal.

I mean, god, I used to think

to myself, "how does she do it?"

To myself, "how does she do it?"

Yeah.

I remember you trying

to raise two babies.

Oh.

Staying up studying

Staying up studying

after putting them to bed?

Oh.

I remember thinking to

myself, "how could she do that?"

Wow.

Wow.

We were so young.

Hmm, speak for yourself.

I'm still young.

I'm still young too.

I'm still young too.

I am.

[Both chuckling]

Ohhh.

[Sighs]

How's that feel?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh--oh, a little to the left.

[Gasps] Oh, yes.

Yes, that's so good.

Yes, that's so good.

[Laughs]

I have got to learn

how to do that.

Alex, come here.

Look at this.

You see this right here?

You see this right here?

Here?

That's one of the eight

extraordinary meridians.

Oh, okay.

So you just press

right there...

Ohhhh.

Ohhhh.

And it releases yuan chi,

which will help her body

heal faster.

Oh. Oh.

Ohhhh. Ohhhhhhh.

Ohhhh. Ohhhhhhh.

I think you need to leave.

I think you need to leave.

Ohhh. Oh, no.

No, for real, you need to go.

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