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Seven, eight, nine.
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Seven, eight, nine.
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God, will you be quiet?
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I'm trying to get
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some work done.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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You just made me lose count.
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One!
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One!
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Dad!
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What is your brother doing to
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you now, kaci?
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Keenan won't be quiet,
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and I'm working on a proposal to
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get the school to switch from
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incandescent lighting to compact
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fluorescent.
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You don't have any homework?
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You don't have any homework?
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All done.
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And since I've worked my mind,
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it's time to work on the body.
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A few curls for the girls.
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A few curls for the girls.
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I'd let kaci touch them, but
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you always said not to play with
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guns.
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Guns.
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Are you flexing yet?
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Very funny.
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Kaci.
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Kaci.
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Punch me.
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All right, I just did
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200 sit-ups.
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My abs are rock solid.
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My abs are rock solid.
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Punch me.
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It won't hurt.
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Can't hurt steel, right?
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Steel.
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Can I?
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Can I?
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At this point, I'd insist on
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it.
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Just--just--just in the
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Just--just--just in the
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stomach; Not the face.
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My face is too pretty.
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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[Chuckles]
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[Straining] Told you it
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wouldn't hurt.
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[Laughing]
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Alex?
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Have you seen my cell phone?
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It's by the sink in the
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upstairs bathroom.
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Oh, thanks, babe.
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Mom, Keenan won't stop being
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Mom, Keenan won't stop being
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annoying.
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Mom, kaci won't stop being
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a nerd.
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Look, you have a room, and
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you have a room.
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This is suddenly no longer our
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problem.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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God, I love it when my
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English professor gets all
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tough.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Get over here.
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Ooh!
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I finished my worksheet,
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daddy.
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Of course you did, baby.
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Look, I'm talking to your mom
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look, I'm talking to your mom
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right now, but when we're done,
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I will go in there and check
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your homework, okay?
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Question.
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Yes?
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Yes?
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If I live here, and I go to
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school here, wouldn't my
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homework just be called "work"?
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Answer: Daddy can call it
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Answer: Daddy can call it
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whatever he wants to, because
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daddy is the teacher.
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I can't wait until I'm a
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daddy.
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Oh, sweetie, you know--
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I know, mom.
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I'm just being sarcastic.
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Uh...
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[Laughing]
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Sarcastic?
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Sarcastic?
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That is a very, very big word
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for a seven-year-old, babe.
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No, it's only a very big word
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if I'm not their teacher.
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If I'm not their teacher.
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Oh, really?
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Yes.
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Well, maybe you could teach
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me a lesson.
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Ooh, okay.
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Ooh, okay.
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Well, lookee here.
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I'm gonna go in there, check her
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homework.
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And when I'm done, I will come
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give you a private lesson.
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Oh, well, then, you know
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Oh, well, then, you know
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what?
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I'm gonna be waiting upstairs.
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All right.
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I'm going upstairs.
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But baby, you might want to
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start stretching...
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Start stretching...
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Okay.
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Because I have a very
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extensive lesson plan.
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Yes, well, stretch I do.
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Yes.
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Well, no, I got it, baby.
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Well, no, I got it, baby.
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I like that.
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Hey, what?
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Glutes are nice.
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No, what?
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No, what?
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Okay, I'll be upstairs.
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[Funky music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Ding!
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Good morning, Ms. Helen.
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Oh, who, me?
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I'm great.
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Yeah, thank you for asking.
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Yeah, thank you for asking.
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Huh?
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What are you wrapped up in?
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Oh, I had a dream last night
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Oh, I had a dream last night
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I'm trying to interpret, so I
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logged on to madame lefluer's
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online psychics.
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Oh, Ms. Helen, you don't have
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Oh, Ms. Helen, you don't have
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to do that.
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No, no, no.
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Tell me the dream.
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I can help.
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I can help.
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Look at you believing that.
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Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I dreamt that I was on
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the beach, and this actor--i
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don't know his name, but he has
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very pretty lips.
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Very pretty lips.
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Idris Elba.
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Oh, mmm!
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Yes, Idris.
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So Idris rides up on this brown
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so Idris rides up on this brown
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horse, and he says,
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horse, and he says,
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"Helen, hop on."
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And then we rode off in the
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sunset.
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Sunset.
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I mean, come on.
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Yeah!
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You know what's curious is
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that horses represent--
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that horses represent--
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I don't care about the horse.
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I just want to know, when am I
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gonna meet Mr. Pretty lips?
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Gonna meet Mr. Pretty lips?
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Okay, Ms. Helen, it's a
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dream, so he just symbolizes
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something.
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You're never gonna meet him.
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You're never gonna meet him.
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I should have stuck with the
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online psychic.
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Online psychic.
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First of all, you need to
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watch your damn mouth.
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There's my 10:00.
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Ding!
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Ding!
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Rasheed, who were you
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talking to?
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Talking to?
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There's no one in the elevator.
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Some fools on the first
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floor.
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They think just because the
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door's closed that the
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conversation's over.
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Conversation's over.
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Now they got my head hurting.
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I think I need some
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acupuncture.
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Are you a fan of
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acupuncture?
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Acupuncture?
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No, not a fan at all.
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But it's proof that stabbing
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people can make things better.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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You know, I know a great
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acupuncturist in long island.
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I think you'll love him.
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I think you'll love him.
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Rasheed, it's been like 30
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minutes.
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Minutes.
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We can keep talking about your
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favorite games in the NBA,
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but I feel like you're avoiding
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dealing with why you're really
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dealing with why you're really
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here.
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I'm not avoiding anything.
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This thing is interesting.
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This thing is interesting.
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Really?
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My fake ram's
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horn is interesting?
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Oh, that's what this is?
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Oh, that's what this is?
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Yeah.
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Rasheed, rasheed.
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Oh, what?
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Oh, what?
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I'm only here because of
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all the haters.
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[Laughs]
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The haters?
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Yes, the ones that's out to
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get me because they're jealous.
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Get me because they're jealous.
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Everyone says I have a problem
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controlling my temper.
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But the truth is, I'm the real
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but the truth is, I'm the real
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victim.
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Really?
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Okay, 'cause a few weeks ago,
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you beat up the Phoenix suns
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you beat up the Phoenix suns
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mascot.
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No, dead that, Dr. Reed.
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He was mocking me.
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He was mocking me.
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Okay, I'm deading it.
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I'm deading it.
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But what about when you--what
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about when you choked the ref?
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Were you the victim there?
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Were you the victim there?
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He made a bad call.
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I got flamed up a little, but I
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let go as soon as he went limp.
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Let go as soon as he went limp.
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So should I dead that
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one too?
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Dead that.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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What about when you told the
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cameraman--and I'm going to read
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this word for word--
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this word for word--
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"I hope you have a wide angle
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lens so you can film me beating
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your fat ass"?
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Your fat ass"?
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He's probably eating salad as
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we speak.
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But look, I'm the center for the
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but look, I'm the center for the
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New York lights.
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I have to be aggressive to keep
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my job.
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So you're worried about
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So you're worried about
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losing your job.
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But, rasheed, how do we prevent
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that if we don't get to the root
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that if we don't get to the root
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of these issues?
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I get everyone judging me.
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They've never taken a shot on
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the court.
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The court.
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If you have a bad day at work,
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nobody knows.
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Somebody knows.
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That person leaves here not
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helped, and then everyone they
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helped, and then everyone they
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come into contact with knows it:
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Their friends and their family
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and who knows?
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I mean, maybe instead of dealing
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I mean, maybe instead of dealing
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with their own issues, they go
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to a game.
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And they take it out on the
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players.
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So you're saying you're
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So you're saying you're
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responsible for people messing
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with me.
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No.
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What I'm saying is that
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what I'm saying is that
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everybody that walks through
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that door is an emotional being.
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And most things that happen in
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our lives elicit an emotional
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our lives elicit an emotional
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response.
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But your response doesn't have
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to be impulsive or reactionary.
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So what do you want me to do,
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So what do you want me to do,
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just sit there and take it like
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a punk?
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Where I'm from, you don't let
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somebody play you and let it
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ride.
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Ride.
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They get dealt with.
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Yes, but dealing with it
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physically, the way you have
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been, is not okay.
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Been, is not okay.
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Look, don't get me wrong.
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Okay, rasheed?
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I'm not saying that anger is
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never justified.
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But misplaced anger, however,
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but misplaced anger, however,
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can have serious consequences.
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Like the NBA making me
370
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come here?
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Come here?
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Yeah.
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So what do you want me to do
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about it?
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About it?
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Stop and think about what
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you're thinking about.
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And then I want you to ask
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and then I want you to ask
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yourself, why do you feel the
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way you feel?
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You don't have to judge it or
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justify it.
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Justify it.
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And then once you've done that,
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smile.
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Smile.
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You want me to smile?
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I want you to smile.
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It triggers the brain to think
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everything is okay.
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Everything is okay.
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Watch, okay.
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I--i am gonna say something to
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you that maybe a player would
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say to you on the court, okay?
397
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Say to you on the court, okay?
398
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So, like, um--okay.
399
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[Deeply] Uh, so, uh--
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I'm sorry--i just--okay.
401
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I'm sorry--i just--okay.
402
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Um, yo, man.
403
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Yo, man, your dribbling stinks.
404
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Yo, man, your dribbling stinks.
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Huh!
406
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Yo, man, what?
407
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What--what you say?
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Your dribbling stinks!
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Your dribbling stinks!
410
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Well--huh--yo, man--huh!
411
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Give me a smile.
412
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Give me a smile.
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Come on!
414
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Fine, I'm deading it.
415
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[Laughs]
416
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No, I think I can do that.
417
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No, I think I can do that.
418
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You can?
419
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Okay, I'm aliving it.
420
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I'm aliving it.
421
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[Deeply] Yo, I'm aliving it,
422
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[deeply] Yo, I'm aliving it,
423
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man, 'cause I got some
424
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mad hops, yo.
425
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Whatever--
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[grunting]
427
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[Speaking normally] Okay, sorry.
428
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That's too much.
429
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That's too much.
430
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But it's good.
431
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Do you see?
432
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Just smile.
433
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Okay.
434
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Okay.
435
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Whoo!
436
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Long day.
437
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I'm beat.
438
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Must be hard having all those
439
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Must be hard having all those
440
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clients.
441
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[Laughs]
442
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I guess it just means I'm good
443
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at what I do, unlike some
444
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people.
445
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People.
446
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What's that supposed to mean?
447
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She things she knows what's
448
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best for people.
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What kind of person would I
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be if I knowingly let someone
451
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be if I knowingly let someone
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get help from someone who's
453
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unqualified?
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[Phone ringing]
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Hey.
456
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Hey, sweetie.
457
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Hey, sweetie.
458
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Yeah, yeah, I got it.
459
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Three orders of spicy wings, two
460
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lemon pepper.
461
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Mm-hmm.
462
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,176
Okay, enjoy the game.
463
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,267
Bye!
464
00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,313
Ugh!
465
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:05,996
Gabby, honey, honey!
466
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,360
Gabby, honey, honey!
467
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,769
Honey, it's the wrong floor.
468
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:08,687
Does she know it's the wrong
469
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:08,944
floor?
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I don't know.
471
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,001
I mind my business.
472
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,950
I mind my business.
473
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,360
Daddy, when I grow up, can I
474
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,998
be a basketball cheerleader?
475
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,330
Be a basketball cheerleader?
476
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,002
Uh, baby, when you grow up,
477
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you can be anything you want.
478
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,330
You can be anything you want.
479
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,126
But let's make that the
480
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,668
last idea.
481
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,003
All: Oh!
482
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,420
All: Oh!
483
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,216
Mommy's home!
484
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,800
And I come with hot wings.
485
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:35,995
Yeah, thanks, babe.
486
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,760
Yeah, thanks, babe.
487
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,055
What's wrong?
488
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,308
The lights are losing.
489
00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,269
They're not just losing.
490
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:41,999
They're getting destroyed.
491
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,270
They're getting destroyed.
492
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,641
Probably not working out enough.
493
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,998
That's so weird.
494
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,060
That's so weird.
495
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:48,937
I thought this was supposed to
496
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:49,983
be an easy game for them.
497
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,026
What's going on?
498
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,278
Rasheed robeson.
499
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,110
He's running up and down the
500
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,004
court, just smilin', giving
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00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,610
court, just smilin', giving
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00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,525
people the Lane.
503
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,204
He even got dunked on
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really ugly...
505
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Twice.
506
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:00,004
It wouldn't happen if he was
507
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,660
It wouldn't happen if he was
508
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:04,753
working out.
509
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,000
Oh, yeah.
510
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,420
Oh, yeah.
511
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:10,881
I'm getting kind of tight.
512
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,001
I can stop for a minute.
513
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,760
I can stop for a minute.
514
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,588
Thank you.
515
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,013
Yeah, rasheed is being sweet,
516
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,002
and he's taking the team down.
517
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,800
And he's taking the team down.
518
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,296
This guy got elbowed, and
519
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:20,968
rasheed went to get him ice to
520
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prevent swelling.
521
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,140
Prevent swelling.
522
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:28,015
Twice.
523
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,444
Rasheed, you seemed a little
524
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,002
off of your game tonight.
525
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,310
Off of your game tonight.
526
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,358
Are you okay?
527
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,150
I'm outstanding.
528
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,073
Why do you ask?
529
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:33,820
Well, you weren't very
530
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:34,361
aggressive out there.
531
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,003
And even when stoutermeier
532
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,110
and even when stoutermeier
533
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,355
mouthed off to you, you just
534
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,406
smiled at him.
535
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,489
Well, clearly, that guy has
536
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:40,623
some issues that he needs to
537
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:41,779
work out.
538
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:41,997
You seemed like a
539
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,870
You seemed like a
540
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:43,992
changed man.
541
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:44,868
Thank you.
542
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:45,664
I want to give a shout-out to my
543
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,326
psychologist, Dr. Carla Reed,
544
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:47,995
for helping me work through my
545
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,170
for helping me work through my
546
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,039
anger issues.
547
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,035
What's up, doc?
548
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,666
Well, there you have it.
549
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:52,962
Rasheed robeson has turned over
550
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:53,995
a new leaf, all thanks to
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00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,670
a new leaf, all thanks to
552
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,295
Dr. Carla Reed.
553
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,262
Now, whether that's a good thing
554
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,471
or not, you'll have to decide.
555
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,002
Mommy, he said your
556
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,800
Mommy, he said your
557
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,006
name on TV.
558
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,998
[Dryly] Yippee.
559
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,270
[Dryly] Yippee.
560
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,227
Dad.
561
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:12,003
I thought we could always get a
562
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,230
I thought we could always get a
563
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,824
ride if it was an emergency.
564
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:14,819
Well, I don't think walking
565
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,650
from the bus stop in bad weather
566
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,744
qualifies as an emergency.
567
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,000
Besides, I think it builds
568
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,490
besides, I think it builds
569
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,492
character.
570
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,164
But suppose, because the
571
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,001
streets are so bad, a truck
572
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,490
streets are so bad, a truck
573
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,577
popped a curb and hit us.
574
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:27,462
Well, then you'd get to ride
575
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,578
in an ambulance, which is a lot
576
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,874
more fun than my car.
577
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:29,997
[Laughs]
578
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,830
[Laughs]
579
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,167
So you guys, besides the
580
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:33,712
rain, how was school?
581
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,304
Not good.
582
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:35,999
All of our friends at school are
583
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,550
all of our friends at school are
584
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:37,170
mad at us because the
585
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,506
lights stink.
586
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,761
I've lost all my cool points.
587
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,003
It's gonna be a whole semester
588
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,050
it's gonna be a whole semester
589
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,886
of rebuilding.
590
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,932
Pshh, boys.
591
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,057
I mean, can you believe him,
592
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,943
acting like this is somehow all
593
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:51,690
my fault?
594
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,000
Janay verdan, the forward on
595
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,150
Janay verdan, the forward on
596
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,611
my basketball team, likes the
597
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:56,691
same boy that I like.
598
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:57,685
And she stole him from me by
599
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:58,936
saying that my mom is the reason
600
00:12:59,028 --> 00:12:59,358
the lights suck.
601
00:12:59,445 --> 00:12:59,995
And now I'm gonna die an old
602
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,280
and now I'm gonna die an old
603
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,623
lady with a bunch of cats and
604
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:03,028
talking birds.
605
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,695
So thanks for that, mom!
606
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,003
It was--i don't--
607
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,790
It was--i don't--
608
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,210
maybe it's just me, but I have
609
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,158
no idea what that story
610
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:10,497
was about.
611
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,001
Janay, a boy, the bird and
612
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,540
Janay, a boy, the bird and
613
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,206
some cats and the lights, and
614
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,253
it's all your fault.
615
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:17,998
Hey, I'm impressed she got it
616
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,010
hey, I'm impressed she got it
617
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,008
all out in one breath.
618
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:20,840
That's got to be some kind of
619
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,715
record or something.
620
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:24,002
I'm not mad at you, mom.
621
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,310
I'm not mad at you, mom.
622
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,598
Oh, thanks, honey.
623
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,002
Aw.
624
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,060
Aw.
625
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,192
Just don't tell anybody we're
626
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,648
cool until the drama dies down.
627
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,229
Okay?
628
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,003
Thanks for understanding.
629
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,190
Thanks for understanding.
630
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:37,734
Wow.
631
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:38,566
Wow.
632
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:38,901
[Laughs]
633
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,534
Wow.
634
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,001
Hey, I'm on your side, babe.
635
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,990
Hey, I'm on your side, babe.
636
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,322
All right, you know how kids
637
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:44,906
can be.
638
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,240
Everything is blown out of
639
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,825
proportion.
640
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,000
[All shouting]
641
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000
[All shouting]
642
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,302
Wow! Oh, my god.
643
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:04,835
You're soaked.
644
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:05,997
Babe, is it still raining
645
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,720
babe, is it still raining
646
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,014
outside?
647
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,766
No, I had to run home.
648
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:10,468
Lights fans aren't the most
649
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:10,928
forgiving people.
650
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:11,996
Oh, you too?
651
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,520
Oh, you too?
652
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,062
Did they threaten you?
653
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,984
I don't know.
654
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,363
They sounded like threats,
655
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:17,999
but I was moving way too fast.
656
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,530
But I was moving way too fast.
657
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,002
[Phone ringing]
658
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,660
[Phone ringing]
659
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,530
Doctor's office.
660
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,907
Hello?
661
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,004
Oh!
662
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,950
Oh!
663
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,287
Hey, Kenny.
664
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,963
How is my son?
665
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,881
I miss you too, boo-boo.
666
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,002
How's Afghanistan?
667
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,220
How's Afghanistan?
668
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,220
Well, besides that.
669
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,003
And that.
670
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,390
And that.
671
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,015
Okay.
672
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,999
Good.
673
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,560
Good.
674
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,523
Yeah.
675
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,443
Are you staying out of the sun?
676
00:14:58,522 --> 00:14:59,152
Well, I don't want you to get
677
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,001
overheated.
678
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,900
Overheated.
679
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,315
Put--put your sergeant on
680
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,003
this phone.
681
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,780
This phone.
682
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:08,815
Wh--
683
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,277
no!
684
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,997
You made sergeant?
685
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,580
You made sergeant?
686
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:16,371
Oh, I am so proud of you.
687
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,997
Oh, that's why you're calling.
688
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,670
Oh, that's why you're calling.
689
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,381
[[Laughing]
690
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,002
Okay, okay.
691
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,010
Okay, okay.
692
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,339
All right, you be careful.
693
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,926
I love you too.
694
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,001
Bye.
695
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,470
Bye.
696
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,477
Morning, Ms. Helen.
697
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:34,978
Good morning.
698
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:35,999
Oh.
699
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,980
Oh.
700
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,521
Do I have any messages?
701
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,104
Oh, you only got one
702
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,608
from Dr. Reed.
703
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,000
She said she's been trying to
704
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,360
she said she's been trying to
705
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,781
reach you, but you're not
706
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:44,609
answering your phone.
707
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,243
Mm-hmm.
708
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,399
Which one of her faces made the
709
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,067
call?
710
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,004
Oh, I better cancel my
711
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,240
Oh, I better cancel my
712
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,953
vacation plans.
713
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:51,953
Trouble in paradise?
714
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,004
I could feel the tension between
715
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,750
I could feel the tension between
716
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:55,498
you two.
717
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,709
Okay, don't look at me.
718
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,499
We were cool till she started
719
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,371
insulting me.
720
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,287
Well, that's how she is.
721
00:15:59,375 --> 00:15:59,995
She's been insulting me for the
722
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,250
she's been insulting me for the
723
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,044
last two days.
724
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,086
She thinks just because she got
725
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,089
a little piece of paper from
726
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,510
some fancy school that she's
727
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:05,999
smarter than everybody.
728
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,880
Smarter than everybody.
729
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:07,415
Exactly! Thank you.
730
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,758
Uh-huh!
731
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,762
I happen to be a very qualified
732
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,103
acupuncturist.
733
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:11,998
What kind of qualifications
734
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,640
What kind of qualifications
735
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,971
do you need to turn people into
736
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,096
pin cushions?
737
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,853
No, I'm talking about psychics.
738
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:17,995
Whoa!
739
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,440
Whoa!
740
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:21,942
Hi.
741
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,112
Hi.
742
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,000
Carla, the other day on the
743
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,860
Carla, the other day on the
744
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:26,653
elevator, you said something
745
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:27,815
about unqualified people.
746
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:28,823
What were you talking about?
747
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:29,414
[Laughs]
748
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:29,998
Ms. Helen's online psychic.
749
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,910
Ms. Helen's online psychic.
750
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:32,950
Do you remember when I
751
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,373
first got married
752
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,201
and we went to that psychic?
753
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:35,995
Oh, my god, yeah.
754
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,410
Oh, my god, yeah.
755
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,365
And she said your first marriage
756
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,004
would last forever; Not!
757
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,080
Whatever!
758
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,044
I am so sorry.
759
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:40,624
I thought you were talking
760
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:40,958
about me.
761
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,001
Oh, my god.
762
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,460
Oh, my god.
763
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,254
Wait, that's why you were upset?
764
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,666
Yeah.
765
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:46,554
Oh, no. Oh, my god.
766
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,300
Gabby, no way.
767
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,001
I would never say that you're
768
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,420
I would never say that you're
769
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,127
unqualified.
770
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,546
Girl, I know how hard you worked
771
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,474
at school.
772
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,142
Thank you.
773
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:52,759
Then why did you refer your
774
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,465
client to another acupuncturist
775
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,004
instead of sending him to me?
776
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,140
Instead of sending him to me?
777
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,102
'Cause he's crazy!
778
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,641
Ms. Helen!
779
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,555
Confidentiality.
780
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:00,003
Oh, I didn't take an oath.
781
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,110
Oh, I didn't take an oath.
782
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,818
[Sighs]
783
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:05,978
I referred him to Dr. Ralph,
784
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,816
'cause Dr. Ralph is no-nonsense,
785
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:09,402
and he's 6'8".
786
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,776
Okay, that is true.
787
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,453
How you do that?
788
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,000
I'm so sorry.
789
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,700
I'm so sorry.
790
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,411
Don't hate me. You're crazy.
791
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,241
[Laughter]
792
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,196
Dr. Reed?
793
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:17,486
Yeah.
794
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:17,998
What is your sign?
795
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,040
What is your sign?
796
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,410
I'm a capricorn. Why?
797
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,827
Oh, "today you will be
798
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:23,996
reunited with an old friend
799
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,840
reunited with an old friend
800
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,168
of yours."
801
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,665
The stars never lie.
802
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:29,997
Bye, Gabby.
803
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,260
Bye, Gabby.
804
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,680
Okay.
805
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:35,759
So how are you feeling?
806
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:35,996
I'm feeling like my contract
807
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,510
I'm feeling like my contract
808
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,807
is up.
809
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,470
No one's gonna resign me,
810
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,017
and I owe it all to you, doc.
811
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,001
Or should I think about what i'm
812
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,440
or should I think about what i'm
813
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,229
thinking about?
814
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:45,814
Okay, let me get this
815
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,358
straight.
816
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,001
First, you were losing your
817
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,360
first, you were losing your
818
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,032
career because you were
819
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:49,899
too angry.
820
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:50,735
And that was everyone else's
821
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,399
fault.
822
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,697
Now you're losing your career
823
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,660
because you've lost your edge,
824
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:53,999
and that's my fault.
825
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,370
And that's my fault.
826
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,199
There must be something in your
827
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,413
life that you are
828
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,243
responsible for.
829
00:17:59,328 --> 00:17:59,998
I got a pretty good contract
830
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,040
I got a pretty good contract
831
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,290
as a teenager.
832
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,081
Okay.
833
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,964
So you were responsible for
834
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,671
being a successful young man.
835
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,001
But I'm not a teenager
836
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,420
But I'm not a teenager
837
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,172
anymore.
838
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,172
I'm going up against younger and
839
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,303
faster guys every night.
840
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,590
I have to be intense just to
841
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,003
keep up.
842
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,930
Keep up.
843
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:13,838
Do you know how many guys in the
844
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,256
NBA are in their 30s?
845
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,304
No.
846
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,996
Me either, but not many.
847
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,970
Me either, but not many.
848
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,347
What are you smiling at?
849
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,063
Listen to what you just said.
850
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,003
You don't even know how many
851
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,230
you don't even know how many
852
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,601
players are over 30, yet you're
853
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,107
concerned about it.
854
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:27,729
So you're just gonna
855
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,765
laugh at me?
856
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:29,317
No, no, no, no, no.
857
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:29,999
Your concern is totally natural.
858
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,490
Your concern is totally natural.
859
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,819
But if there aren't that many
860
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,614
players over 30 still playing,
861
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:35,997
then can you imagine how good
862
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,280
then can you imagine how good
863
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,695
you must be to stay in the game?
864
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,745
You must be really talented.
865
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:41,999
The glass is half full kind
866
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,120
The glass is half full kind
867
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:43,955
of thing?
868
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,419
There you go.
869
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,749
But how do I shake this
870
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,004
feeling, though?
871
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,420
Feeling, though?
872
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,422
Well, there's nothing you can
873
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,173
do about getting older.
874
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,995
But you can work on being wiser
875
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,680
but you can work on being wiser
876
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,968
and accepting that you're not a
877
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,091
teenager anymore and realize
878
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:59,997
that your level of skill is an
879
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,220
that your level of skill is an
880
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,055
asset to any team.
881
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,731
Things I can control, huh?
882
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,001
That's right.
883
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,690
That's right.
884
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,821
Okay.
885
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:10,818
Hey, by the way,
886
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:11,399
I lost that number to that
887
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,003
acupuncturist.
888
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,110
Acupuncturist.
889
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,282
I have a friend--a really
890
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,701
good friend who's across the
891
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,409
hall that's an acupuncturist.
892
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:17,999
Why you didn't give me their
893
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,280
Why you didn't give me their
894
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,315
number in the first place?
895
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,328
What do you think, I was gonna
896
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,539
kill them or something?
897
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,238
Well--
898
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,907
I'm just playing.
899
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,000
I'm just playing.
900
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,960
I'm just playing.
901
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:26,539
I can do this anger
902
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,583
management thing.
903
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,916
It's fun.
904
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,342
I accept full responsibility
905
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,801
for last night's loss.
906
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,091
I was off my game.
907
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,003
I can't blame nobody
908
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,510
I can't blame nobody
909
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,012
except myself.
910
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,013
But I also accept full
911
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,264
responsibility for tonight's
912
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,305
victory, baby.
913
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:41,998
All: Yeah!
914
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,270
All: Yeah!
915
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,348
There you have it.
916
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,733
Oh, I'm so happy to no longer
917
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,310
be the pariah of New York
918
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,004
sports fans.
919
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,690
Sports fans.
920
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,021
Yeah, I second that.
921
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,187
In fact, I think this calls for
922
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:53,995
a celebration.
923
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,940
A celebration.
924
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:56,568
Jerk!
925
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,653
Takes one to know one.
926
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,818
I need my beauty rest.
927
00:19:59,907 --> 00:19:59,997
Be quiet, you two!
928
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,780
Be quiet, you two!
929
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,077
Excuse me.
930
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,000
Hey, all of you be quiet!
931
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,080
Hey, all of you be quiet!
932
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,634
[Door slams]
933
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,828
Where was I?
934
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:11,458
Yeah, so are you ready to
935
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,003
celebrate?
936
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,050
Celebrate?
937
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:13,748
Oh, yeah, baby, I'm all
938
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:14,337
warmed up.
939
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,261
I'm ready to go.
940
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:16,720
Uh-uh. No, no.
941
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,468
For what I have in mind, we're
942
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:17,999
beyond stretching.
943
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,800
Beyond stretching.
944
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,715
We need to go a little ancient
945
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,353
eastern.
946
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:23,999
Oh! Ah, da-da-da-da-da-da.
947
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,350
Oh! Ah, da-da-da-da-da-da.
948
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,101
[Laughter]
949
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,193
So it's yoga time.
950
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,998
Let me see your down dog.
951
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,020
Let me see your down dog.
952
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:31,814
Here you go, baby.
953
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,397
Yeah.
954
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,571
Whoo-whoo!
955
00:20:35,621 --> 00:20:40,171
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