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Hey, baby.
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Oh.
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Is that a sexy English professor
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is that a sexy English professor
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I see cooking in my kitchen?
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Actually, doctor Reed is away
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shrimp fishing.
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Shrimp fishing.
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I am chauncey, your personal
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chef.
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Oh, I forgot it was
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oh, I forgot it was
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role-playing night, but, okay.
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[Clears throat]
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Uh, I hope...
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Uh, I hope...
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I hope I can handle what it is
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I hope I can handle what it is
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you're serving me.
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First of all, baby,
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we're having honey-glazed
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we're having honey-glazed
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chicken...
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Ooh, chicken.
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On a bed...
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A bed!
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Of saffron rice.
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Of saffron rice.
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A bed!
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Mm.
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A bed, you say!
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We need to move.
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We need to move.
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Mom, you can treat crazy people
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anywhere.
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Uh, hello.
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What about my job?
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You teach online.
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You teach online.
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Hello.
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World wide web?
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Well, kaci, why do we need to
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well, kaci, why do we need to
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move this time?
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'Sup, good people?
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Because of him.
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Because of him.
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Keenan, what did you do to
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your sister?
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He ruined my life.
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He told the new boy at school
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that he was older than me.
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That he was older than me.
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I didn't say that.
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See, what I said was,
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technically, I'm older.
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By five minutes.
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You know what five minutes
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is?
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Is?
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First place,
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last place.
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You're just mad because you like
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him.
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, okay, shut up.
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Because kaci would never like a
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boy.
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I mean, come on.
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They're sweaty and smelly
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and so much like you.
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Right?
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No.
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He's nothing like him.
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He's nothing like him.
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He's not?
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Dillon has a dimple,
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and he smells like cotton candy.
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I love cotton candy.
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I love cotton candy.
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You're using reverse
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psychology on me like I'm one of
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your patients.
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You got me.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, sweetie, but it's
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okay.
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I mean, if you're too
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embarrassed to talk about him,
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then it's fine.
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Then it's fine.
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No, I'm not too embarrassed
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to talk about him.
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You're not?
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I think he's...
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You're doing it again!
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You're doing it again!
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Mom!
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[Laughs]
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I thought you had her.
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Yeah, me too.
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Yes.
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You left your keys in the
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door again.
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Oh, shoot.
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Thanks, Alexis.
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Oh.
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You drive a hard bargain, little
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you drive a hard bargain, little
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lady.
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All right.
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What is it, a dollar?
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There.
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There.
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This is paying off better
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than the swear jar.
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Gimme my keys.
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[Funky r&B music]
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♪ ♪
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Morning, miss Helen.
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I'll see you later, boo.
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I'll see you later, boo.
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Good morning, Dr. Reed.
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Good morning, miss Helen.
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So what's on the agenda for
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today?
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Today?
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Well, I just set up a blind
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date with a gentleman I met on
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the subway.
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The subway.
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Ooh.
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We were just skyping.
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[Laughs]
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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If you were just skyping, then
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if you were just skyping, then
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how can it be a blind date?
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He can't see.
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So, miss Helen, what's on my
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agenda for today?
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Agenda for today?
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It always has to be about
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you, doesn't it?
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You, doesn't it?
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Haz lo que tu quieras, okay?
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Hi, Gabriella.
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Hi, Gabriella.
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Hey, girl.
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Hey, wh--whoa.
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Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
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What's wrong?
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Ugh, Johnny and I have been
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arguing all morning.
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Arguing all morning.
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He wants to have lunch with his
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ex, and I told him no.
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Wait, what's the big deal?
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Carla, no man should be
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Carla, no man should be
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friends with his ex.
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She had her chance, and if she
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couldn't seal the deal, then
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that's her problem.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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I think--wait a minute.
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I think you're overreacting.
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I mean, it's just lunch.
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Yeah, that's how it all
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starts.
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Next thing you know, they're
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laughing and reminiscing about
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laughing and reminiscing about
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old times.
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Then they start wondering why
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they broke up in the first
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place.
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Pretty soon, they're on a
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Caribbean cruise, and i'm
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Caribbean cruise, and i'm
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explaining to a judge how his
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house accidentally burned down.
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Oh, no.
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He's definitely not worth that.
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He's definitely not worth that.
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You're better than it.
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You're right.
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I should have someone else torch
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the house.
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No, no. No, no.
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I don't think anything should
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I don't think anything should
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burn, okay?
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All I'm saying is that you're
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smart and attractive and
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stylish--
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stylish--
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and needy and temperamental
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and a witch doctor.
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And a witch doctor.
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I am not a witch doctor,
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miss Helen.
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Acupuncture is a medical
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discipline.
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For a voodoo doll.
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For a voodoo doll.
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Yeah, miss Helen--miss Helen.
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Miss Helen, just because you
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don't understand something
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doesn't make it less valid,
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doesn't make it less valid,
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right?
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There's a lot of people that
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don't understand the benefits of
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therapy, and they suffer in
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silence without getting the help
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silence without getting the help
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that they need.
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Once again, we're back to
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you.
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Okay, I'm gonna be in my
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okay, I'm gonna be in my
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office, and I will talk to you
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later, Gabby.
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Miss Helen, see you later.
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[Sighs]
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[Knocking]
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Come in.
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Come in.
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Hi.
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I have a 10:00 appointment.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Is my receptionist out there?
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Yeah, but she just told me to
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show myself in.
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Something about healing
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beginning with baby steps.
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Beginning with baby steps.
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Oh, god.
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Okay, I'm so sorry.
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So sorry.
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Please, have a seat.
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Okay.
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Just here.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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I'll sit here.
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Oh, I went ahead and I
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oh, I went ahead and I
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downloaded the intake form when
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I made the appointment.
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Oh, great.
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Here you go.
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Great.
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So Dominique edmonds.
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So Dominique edmonds.
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Here!
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I see you left your reason
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for coming in today blank.
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For coming in today blank.
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No offense, but I don't know
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you like that.
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Right.
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Okay.
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Um, Dominique, I understand your
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um, Dominique, I understand your
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hesitation, but let me assure
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you that everything you say here
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you that everything you say here
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is confidential.
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I'm bound by the ethics of my
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profession and the laws of the
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state of New York.
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State of New York.
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Okay.
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I like sex too much.
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I like sex too much.
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Can you explain?
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That's not self-explanatory?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I guess it is.
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Um, okay, so why do you think
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you are always in the mood?
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You are always in the mood?
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Well, isn't that where you
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come in?
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Come in?
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No, I'm actually here more to
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guide and counsel you, um,
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guide and counsel you, um,
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so that I can help you find
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solutions to your problems.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Well, then maybe you should call
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yourself a guidance counselor
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and not a psychologist.
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter]
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What are you writing?
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I'm just taking some notes.
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Mm-mm.
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No paper trail.
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Um, okay.
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No notes.
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No notes.
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Look, Dr. Reed, please,
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please just fix me, you know?
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Just give me a pill or a patch
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just give me a pill or a patch
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or something like that.
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It's not that easy.
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It's not that easy.
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Sex addiction takes a long time
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to overcome.
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Addiction?
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No.
333
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Who said anything about being
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addicted?
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Okay.
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Okay.
337
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Has your lifestyle negatively
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affected your family?
339
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Affected your family?
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Friendships?
341
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Career?
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No.
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No.
344
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Well, maybe a couple of
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friendships.
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Friendships.
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But never my fam--ily...
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But never my fam--ily...
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But never my career.
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Ooh...
351
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Ooh...
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I did have to leave Boston.
353
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You're good.
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That's why I don't call
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that's why I don't call
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myself a guidance counselor.
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[Laughter]
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Hey, babe.
359
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Hey.
360
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Hang on one second.
361
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One second.
362
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One second.
363
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[Sighs]
364
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[Cell phone chirps]
365
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[Cell phone chirps]
366
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[Laughs]
367
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[Laughs]
368
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Mm.
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Honey.
370
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Honey.
371
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Yes.
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Mr. English professor.
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Mm-hmm.
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I don't think that's how you
375
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spell that.
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Spell that.
377
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Oh, I'm texting.
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I don't have to spell it right
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as long as you're gonna do it
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right.
381
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Right.
382
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Oh, i'ma do it right.
383
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[Door slams]
384
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You're gonna do...
385
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Come over here and explain to me
386
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how you plan to do it.
387
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Lemme tell you.
388
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Okay.
389
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Okay.
390
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We really need to move.
391
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Why now?
392
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Why now?
393
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He's here.
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Who's here?
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You never listen to me!
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What?
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You--
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you--
399
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you were whispering.
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What was all that?
401
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That woman was yelling at
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you.
403
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You.
404
00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,035
What's happening, fam?
405
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This is Dillon.
406
00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,625
Dillon, this is my mom.
407
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Hello.
408
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:05,996
Hi, Dr. Reed.
409
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Hi, Dr. Reed.
410
00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:06,882
Hello, Dillon.
411
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,883
So you're Dillon.
412
00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:09,585
Yeah.
413
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Dillon.
414
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[Giggles]
415
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[Giggles]
416
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[Whispers] He does.
417
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:13,684
He smells like cotton candy.
418
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,011
And this is my dad.
419
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Oh, I thought you said he was
420
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your stepdad.
421
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Your stepdad.
422
00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,427
Oh, i--i--
423
00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,098
I didn't say that.
424
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What I said was technically,
425
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he's me and kaci's stepdad.
426
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He's me and kaci's stepdad.
427
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,152
See, our real dad lives in L.A.,
428
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,782
so we have a west coast dad and
429
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a east coast dad.
430
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A east coast dad.
431
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Oh.
432
00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:34,528
Do you two have any beef?
433
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He's a little too familiar
434
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he's a little too familiar
435
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,123
with us, isn't he?
436
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That's an understatement,
437
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,246
honey.
438
00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,000
Good luck.
439
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Good luck.
440
00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,832
Don't hurt 'em.
441
00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,087
So, uh, Keenan tells me
442
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you're a stay-at-home dad.
443
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,210
You're a stay-at-home dad.
444
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,007
I didn't say that.
445
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:51,670
What I said was technically,
446
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he's a English professor at nyu
447
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he's a English professor at nyu
448
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who works from home.
449
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Uh, key word: Home.
450
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Watch yourself, Dillon.
451
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,560
Watch yourself, Dillon.
452
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:02,812
You're about this close to not
453
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,903
staying for dinner.
454
00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:08,822
Thanks for the grub,
455
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:09,279
professor Reed.
456
00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:09,858
That spinach salad was
457
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,402
delicious.
458
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:11,995
It was like there's a party in
459
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,190
it was like there's a party in
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00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,738
my mouth, and you're the dj.
461
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,741
[Guffaws]
462
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,783
You so funny, Dillon.
463
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:17,997
You got some spinach in your
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00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,330
you got some spinach in your
465
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,410
teeth.
466
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:21,825
[Mutters]
467
00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,912
Why, thank you, Dillon.
468
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:24,000
Yeah.
469
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,710
Yeah.
470
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,540
Mother, may I, um,
471
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,125
may I be excused?
472
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:28,710
Yes.
473
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,134
Yeah? Okay.
474
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,001
Please.
475
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,170
Please.
476
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,264
Thank you.
477
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,002
Why does god hate me?
478
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,970
Why does god hate me?
479
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,715
Okay, so which one of you is
480
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:41,966
chaperoning our field trip to
481
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,178
the met tomorrow?
482
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:43,767
Your mom.
483
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:44,641
Oh, your dad.
484
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:45,057
No, come on.
485
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,484
I took Alexis to the zoo,
486
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,402
remember, on the last field
487
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,000
trip, and that goat ate my
488
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,940
trip, and that goat ate my
489
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,073
pashmina.
490
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,109
[Snorts]
491
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,032
And mommy cried.
492
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,149
Yeah, because it was a very
493
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:53,995
bad day for mommy, sweetie.
494
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,780
Bad day for mommy, sweetie.
495
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:55,652
Yeah, but, babe, I have
496
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,028
papers to grade, so if I do it,
497
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:57,824
you're gonna have to take Alexis
498
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,997
to go see yo gabba gabba next
499
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,530
to go see yo gabba gabba next
500
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,288
weekend.
501
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:01,869
[Doorbell rings]
502
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:02,752
Take that, take that, take that.
503
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,658
You do not play fair.
504
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,406
I'ma go get the door.
505
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:05,998
We're gonna go to
506
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,040
we're gonna go to
507
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,083
yo gabba gabba.
508
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:11,999
Oh.
509
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,130
Oh.
510
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,424
Dr. Reed.
511
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,507
Miss edmonds.
512
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,006
What are you doing here?
513
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,676
Well, this is my home.
514
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,604
What--what are you doing here?
515
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:23,972
Hey, mom.
516
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,388
Hi.
517
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,766
Oh, well that puts two and
518
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,192
two together.
519
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,000
That explains it.
520
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,560
That explains it.
521
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:31,858
Dillon, grab your things.
522
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,271
We have to go.
523
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,278
Oh.
524
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,239
Oh, hey, Dillon, while we're
525
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,148
upstairs, I'll show you a
526
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:35,996
picture of kaci getting potty
527
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,530
picture of kaci getting potty
528
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,572
trained.
529
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,695
I can't stand you!
530
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,033
Hey.
531
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:41,827
I'm Alex.
532
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:41,999
Oh, Dominique.
533
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,700
Oh, Dominique.
534
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,786
Are these your keys?
535
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,710
Oh, yes, thank you.
536
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,000
So, Dominique, are you new to
537
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,960
so, Dominique, are you new to
538
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,172
new Rochelle or just to
539
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,422
St. augustine's?
540
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,003
Both.
541
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:53,997
We moved here a few months ago.
542
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,090
We moved here a few months ago.
543
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,381
I had to relocate for work.
544
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,224
Oh, cool.
545
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,168
Well, how you like it so far?
546
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:57,758
Oh, it's nice.
547
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,002
Just a lot of volunteering.
548
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,090
Just a lot of volunteering.
549
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:00,717
[Chuckles]
550
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,763
I have to chaperone the
551
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,636
kids' field trip to the museum
552
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,352
tomorrow and make cupcakes for
553
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,003
the bake sale.
554
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,390
The bake sale.
555
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,135
Ah, they hit us with the
556
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,436
double whammy too.
557
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,649
I'm chaperoning tomorrow, and
558
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:11,518
I'm making my famous Alex
559
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:11,995
apple turnovers.
560
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,650
Apple turnovers.
561
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,651
But get this: I don't turn 'em
562
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:15,994
over.
563
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,698
[Laughter]
564
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:17,998
Oh, parking in Manhattan can
565
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,740
oh, parking in Manhattan can
566
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,241
be very expensive.
567
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:21,913
Do you want to car pool?
568
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,081
Oh, no, he's actually--
569
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:23,659
it's not funny.
570
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:24,002
He loves the train, and he just
571
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,370
he loves the train, and he just
572
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,412
got that new Metro card, so it's
573
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,075
like, whoo-whoo!
574
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:27,793
Swipe it in.
575
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:28,252
It's crazy.
576
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,080
So then I guess I'll just see
577
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:29,995
you there.
578
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,370
You there.
579
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:30,958
Okay.
580
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:31,711
Dillon!
581
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,792
Dillon, come on down, honey.
582
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,183
A'ight, well, I'll see you
583
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,088
tomorrow, Keenan.
584
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,996
Oh, yeah. You know it.
585
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,010
Oh, yeah. You know it.
586
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:42,684
Bye.
587
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,181
See you later.
588
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,932
Bye.
589
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:51,813
Babe.
590
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,646
You know what?
591
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,000
You have all those papers to
592
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,270
you have all those papers to
593
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,516
grade, so--and there's not gonna
594
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,728
be any goat at the museum, so
595
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:57,647
you know what?
596
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,645
I'm gonna take the kids.
597
00:12:59,737 --> 00:12:59,997
It's fine.
598
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,820
It's fine.
599
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,485
You sure you don't mind?
600
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:03,953
No, I'm feeling kind of
601
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,533
chaperone-y.
602
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:05,998
Chaperone-y?
603
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,500
Chaperone-y?
604
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,370
Chaperone-ish.
605
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:11,997
Chaperone-ish feeling.
606
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,580
Chaperone-ish feeling.
607
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,667
Yeah.
608
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:17,996
So what does this one look
609
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,630
so what does this one look
610
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:19,424
like to you?
611
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:23,757
Like two penguins drowning.
612
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:24,004
[Gasps]
613
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,010
[Gasps]
614
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,135
Oh, my god, it does.
615
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,393
You're so smart.
616
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:29,995
I know.
617
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,350
I know.
618
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,936
[Giggles]
619
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,191
When did that happen?
620
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,002
I don't know, but I got to
621
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,570
I don't know, but I got to
622
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,650
choose better friends.
623
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,704
Dr. Reed!
624
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:45,282
Oh, hello.
625
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,276
Hi.
626
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,027
I thought Alex was chaperoning.
627
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:47,997
Oh, well, you know, I haven't
628
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,950
oh, well, you know, I haven't
629
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,906
taken the kids on a field trip
630
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,366
in a while, and I just, you
631
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,076
know, I love art, and I love my
632
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:53,995
family, and I love my husband.
633
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,090
Family, and I love my husband.
634
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,338
I really--i really, really,
635
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,749
really love my husband.
636
00:13:58,837 --> 00:13:59,997
He's just so involved, so that's
637
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,340
he's just so involved, so that's
638
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,722
why I'm here.
639
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,430
So I guess I should be on my
640
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,969
best behavior since you're
641
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,342
here, huh?
642
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:05,997
Oh, no.
643
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,930
Oh, no.
644
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,352
Dominique, I'm not gonna spy on
645
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,101
you and bring it up in our next
646
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,392
session.
647
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:11,995
I mean, it's your life.
648
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,980
I mean, it's your life.
649
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:13,350
Not mine.
650
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,435
I'm not here to judge you.
651
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,521
You're okay, doc.
652
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,399
Oh, hey.
653
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,196
Hey, there you are.
654
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:23,989
Hey, what are you doing?
655
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:24,781
Listen, you were in such a
656
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:25,453
rush this morning, you forgot
657
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,071
the kids' lunches.
658
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,656
Oh, my god.
659
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,371
Thank you, sweetie.
660
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,200
Mm. You got it. You got it.
661
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:29,825
Thank you.
662
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:30,000
Ooh, I can see that
663
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,410
ooh, I can see that
664
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,794
lady's privacies!
665
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:32,870
Oh, sweetie, no.
666
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:33,865
That's a--it's just a painting.
667
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,996
Wow, look at that.
668
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,250
Wow, look at that.
669
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,094
Hey!
670
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:38,788
Oh!
671
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:39,667
Alex, hi!
672
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,303
Hey, hey.
673
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,129
Ooh, I'm sorry.
674
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:41,513
So sorry.
675
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:41,999
Sorry.
676
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,800
Sorry.
677
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:44,762
The kids forgot their
678
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:45,302
lunches, so i'm--
679
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,684
he's showing his privacies
680
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,220
too!
681
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,003
Oh, Alexis, sweetie!
682
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,510
Oh, Alexis, sweetie!
683
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,636
Sweetie, hang on, honey.
684
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,562
Hang on. Hang on.
685
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,179
Mom!
686
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,385
Keenan told Dillon I'm lactose
687
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:52,984
intolerant.
688
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:53,928
I'm just tryin' to warn a
689
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:54,688
brother.
690
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,348
Okay, you make me sick.
691
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,227
Just like ice cream.
692
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:57,983
Oh!
693
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:58,483
Keep your voi--
694
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,004
lower your voices.
695
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,150
Lower your voices.
696
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,612
[Giggling]
697
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,573
Watch your sister.
698
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,243
Okay...
699
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,001
Oh, my god.
700
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,360
Oh, my god.
701
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,617
Hey.
702
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,368
So you're still here.
703
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:08,949
What are you doing?
704
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:09,833
Yeah, I'm still here.
705
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:10,698
Oh, my god.
706
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:11,494
Well, since you're so cute, you
707
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:11,997
don't need to be here anymore.
708
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,290
Don't need to be here anymore.
709
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:12,869
I got this. I got this.
710
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,413
Okay.
711
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,076
Thank you for coming.
712
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:15,834
And you brought the lunches.
713
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:16,714
Thought of everything.
714
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:17,290
Yeah, yeah, but--
715
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,004
no, but I'm gonna call you
716
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,170
no, but I'm gonna call you
717
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:18,880
after lunch.
718
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:23,419
And there.
719
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:23,955
Do you feel relaxed?
720
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,798
With all these needles in my
721
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,383
face?
722
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,257
No.
723
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:28,974
Carla.
724
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:29,303
What?
725
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:29,996
I think you're being too hard
726
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,140
I think you're being too hard
727
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,720
on yourself.
728
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:32,425
So what, you got between Alex
729
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,894
and that woman.
730
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:34,644
It was just such an immature
731
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,975
move.
732
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:36,810
But you--
733
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:37,144
look.
734
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,687
I know you think that woman is
735
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,192
kind of competition for you,
736
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,003
but she's not.
737
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,610
But she's not.
738
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:43,031
Miss Helen?
739
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,738
Yes?
740
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:45,358
Were you eavesdropping?
741
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,654
No.
742
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,817
"Bougie" people eavesdrop;
743
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:47,995
I was straight-up bein' nosey.
744
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,410
I was straight-up bein' nosey.
745
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,531
Now listen.
746
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,997
Women like that are fantasies.
747
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,410
Women like that are fantasies.
748
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,825
You are a reality,
749
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,254
and your husband knows that.
750
00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,882
So don't worry yourself about
751
00:15:59,958 --> 00:15:59,998
her.
752
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,830
Her.
753
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:01,458
Thank you, miss Helen.
754
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,043
You're welcome.
755
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,007
Now back to your voodoo.
756
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:05,999
Okay, gracias, vieja bruja.
757
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,880
Okay, gracias, vieja bruja.
758
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:08,966
What did you call me?
759
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,391
I called you a wise woman.
760
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,000
Thank you, darling.
761
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,470
Thank you, darling.
762
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,925
Okay.
763
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,996
I called her an old witch.
764
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,600
I called her an old witch.
765
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,686
[Grunts]
766
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,001
Well, whatcha doin', sexy?
767
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,370
Well, whatcha doin', sexy?
768
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,698
Gradin' papers.
769
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:32,993
Oh.
770
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,905
Professor, what can I do for
771
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:36,004
extra credit?
772
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,120
Extra credit?
773
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,785
Ooh...
774
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,253
Huh?
775
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,003
Ooh.
776
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:46,054
Oh, professor...
777
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,000
I seem to have lost my homework.
778
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,550
I seem to have lost my homework.
779
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,393
Perhaps you'll have to keep me
780
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,138
after class
781
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,000
to teach me a lesson.
782
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,140
To teach me a lesson.
783
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:58,022
Ooh...
784
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,000
Are you wearing heels to bed?
785
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,850
Are you wearing heels to bed?
786
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:01,766
I am.
787
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,314
Do you like 'em?
788
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,766
Yeah.
789
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,016
Yeah?
790
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:05,857
Ow!
791
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:06,001
Oh, god! Oh, god!
792
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,440
Oh, god! Oh, god!
793
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,105
Um, are you okay?
794
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:07,532
Are you okay?
795
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,399
Think I'm bleeding.
796
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,997
What's going on?
797
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,240
What's going on?
798
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,994
Eh, I was...
799
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:17,997
I was just trying to give you a
800
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,830
I was just trying to give you a
801
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,462
fantasy.
802
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,000
I want to be sexy for you, Alex.
803
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,920
I want to be sexy for you, Alex.
804
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,382
Oh, Carla.
805
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,093
Carla, I appreciate the effort.
806
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,003
Really, really I do.
807
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,970
Really, really I do.
808
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,009
But you don't have to jump
809
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,052
through hoops to be sexy for me.
810
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:35,997
You already are.
811
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,220
You already are.
812
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:37,596
Really?
813
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,981
Yes, really.
814
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,058
So it doesn't bother you that
815
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,003
my panties don't always match my
816
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,350
my panties don't always match my
817
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,476
bra?
818
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,442
[Laughs]
819
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,191
If you haven't noticed,
820
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,022
I'm a guy, okay?
821
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:47,997
If you are in your underwear,
822
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,150
if you are in your underwear,
823
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,113
that train has already left the
824
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,823
station.
825
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,534
Now, does this have anything to
826
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,003
do with Dominique?
827
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,200
Do with Dominique?
828
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,953
Why would you say that?
829
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,995
Because you got all weird
830
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:00,658
every time you saw us talking
831
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,246
together.
832
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,832
I know.
833
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:05,998
I'm sorry.
834
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,460
I'm sorry.
835
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,304
What did you think was gonna
836
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:08,628
happen?
837
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:09,882
I don't know.
838
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,003
I mean, you maybe get the
839
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,050
I mean, you maybe get the
840
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,092
seven-year itch or something.
841
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,756
You think I would just take
842
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,054
one look at a woman and--bam--
843
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:17,997
I would cheat, just like that?
844
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,720
I would cheat, just like that?
845
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,596
Well, can you honestly tell
846
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:20,641
me that you don't ever look at
847
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:21,524
other women?
848
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,350
I look at other women all the
849
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:22,644
time.
850
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,726
You do?
851
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:24,001
Yes.
852
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,440
Yes.
853
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:24,850
Oh, my god!
854
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,807
Uh-oh.
855
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:26,226
Carla, look.
856
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,073
It's like when we go out to eat.
857
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,998
Just because I look at the menu
858
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,230
just because I look at the menu
859
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,987
after I've ordered doesn't mean
860
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:32,689
I don't want what I already
861
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,198
have.
862
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,068
Well...
863
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:35,995
What if you get a taste for
864
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,070
what if you get a taste for
865
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,066
something else?
866
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,537
Oh, Carla.
867
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,038
Mm.
868
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,998
Mm.
869
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,370
Mm.
870
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,036
I love you.
871
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,004
And I am not going anywhere.
872
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,960
And I am not going anywhere.
873
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:49,554
Okay, now, you can drive
874
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,548
yourself crazy thinking of all
875
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,130
these things I might do,
876
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:53,995
but that's on you, all right?
877
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,720
But that's on you, all right?
878
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,391
That's your issue;
879
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,968
it's not mine.
880
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,723
Look at me.
881
00:18:59,805 --> 00:18:59,995
I'm not your ex.
882
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,850
I'm not your ex.
883
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:02,562
Okay?
884
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,271
I happen to be very happy with
885
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,000
what I have, and I don't need
886
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,270
what I have, and I don't need
887
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,483
anything else.
888
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,565
So you're saying I don't need
889
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,859
to wear high heels to bed and
890
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:12,002
dress sexy for you?
891
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,900
Dress sexy for you?
892
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,485
Now, let's not get crazy.
893
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,820
All right?
894
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:16,994
If you want to dress sexy, I am
895
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,002
not gonna complain.
896
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,240
Not gonna complain.
897
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,034
But, no, it's not a
898
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:21,658
deal-breaker.
899
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,373
Thank god, because, babe...
900
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,002
Yes?
901
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:24,579
Thongs hurt my butt.
902
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,833
[Laughs]
903
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:26,584
Okay.
904
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,785
Okay, I'll make a deal with you.
905
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,495
Yes.
906
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,334
Neither one of us will wear
907
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:29,668
thongs.
908
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,001
Okay, that is a deal.
909
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Okay, that is a deal.
910
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:31,796
Don't want to see you in a
911
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:32,249
thong.
912
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,257
Baby, nobody wants to see me
913
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:33,628
in a thong.
914
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,724
Well, wait, though.
915
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:35,298
On second thought--
916
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:35,842
not gonna happen.
917
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:36,004
Okay.
918
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,680
Okay.
919
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:37,258
I had to try.
920
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:37,932
Look, if thongs hurt your
921
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:38,680
butt, I am sure they'd hurt
922
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,140
mine.
923
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,000
Yeah.
924
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,600
Yeah.
925
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,681
[Sighs]
926
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:51,439
I love you, Dr. Reed.
927
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,983
And I love you, Dr. Reed.
928
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:53,996
Mm.
929
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,070
Mm.
930
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,030
Mm-hmm.
931
00:19:59,114 --> 00:19:59,744
[Knocking]
932
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:00,003
Oh, my god.
933
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,410
Oh, my god.
934
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:00,780
[Snorts]
935
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,326
Come in.
936
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,289
Hey, Alexis.
937
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,159
What's wrong, sweetie?
938
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:05,995
I had a scary dream.
939
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,830
I had a scary dream.
940
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:07,334
Oh?
941
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,214
The hamburger helper hand
942
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,080
came to life and started
943
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:10,457
tickling me.
944
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,002
I don't like getting tickled.
945
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,460
I don't like getting tickled.
946
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,594
Can I sleep with you?
947
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:14,170
Oh.
948
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,304
Well--you know, it's prob--
949
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,090
okay.
950
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,004
Mom, Keenan--
951
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,880
mom, Keenan--
952
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:19,507
wait a minute.
953
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,343
Why does she get to sleep in bed
954
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,797
with you?
955
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,057
I want to sleep with you.
956
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:23,998
No, no, kaci, you are too big
957
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,510
no, no, kaci, you are too big
958
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,098
to be on this bed with--
959
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,233
wait, kaci's lying.
960
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,999
I did not put that in her bed.
961
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,060
I did not put that in her bed.
962
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,725
I want to sleep with you guys
963
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,903
too.
964
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,982
[Clears throat]
965
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:37,895
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