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What's your game here, dude?
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You're a garbage thief
who only cares about himself,
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but now suddenly
you're helping?
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The poodle and I
have an arrangement.
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I lend her the use
of my 10 little magic wands,
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and she doesn't lead her
no hair bear to the shed
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where I stay when it rains.
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You're done.
Next.
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Um, what is this?
Honey's new rain protocol.
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Can't have paw prints
on the carpet.
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[chuckles] No.
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The blow dryer
is an aggressive tool
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humans use to force animals to
conform to their standards...
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[blow dryer whirring loudly]
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[Elsa continues indistinctly]
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And I resent Honey
for imposing it on us.
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Next.
Wow. It is really coming
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Ah!
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff,
ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
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♪ Ruff, ruff
♪ Meow, meow
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff
♪ Meow, meow, meow
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
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[music crescendos]
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♪
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[choir harmonizing]
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[gasps] Armando,
what are you doing here?
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I told you that
a passionate affair
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between a swashbuckling coyote
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and voluptuous super canine
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can only end in heartbreak.
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I'm willing to
take that chance.
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Oh!
I forgot you had jet paws.
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I do. I do have jet paws.
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Honey, Jill is on a rampage.
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Come quick!
I may have overstated it,
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but that's only because
my credibility is shot.
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Where is it?
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Oh! Aha!
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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This dangerous storm
is developing rapidly.
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Check back in later.
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Hey, what do you think
is going on?
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Uh...
Oh, no.
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[tense music]
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These are all the thoughtless
gifts her mom has given her.
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That means
Grandma's coming to town!
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Oh, yes!
But Chief,
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how can you be excited?
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Spending time with Nancy
puts Jill in a very fragile
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emotional state.
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Not to mention the fact
that Nancy hates me,
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which is just beyond.
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[gasps]
Is Uncle Nathan coming too?
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He's not your uncle.
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[doorbell rings]
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[lightning crackles]
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[eerie music]
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Okay, Jill,
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don't let her
snuff out your light.
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♪
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Hi, Mom.
How was the trip?
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So you're not gonna say hello
to your brother?
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He's not really
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Hi, Nathan.
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Hello, Chiefy.
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Euch.
Euch.
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Did you get
my compression socks?
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Well, you just asked for them
30 minutes ago.
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Either take me to Kohl's now
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or take me
to the emergency room later.
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But
Storm. Storm. Storm. Storm.
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The storm. Storm.
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Okay.
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Bye, Lover Bird. Bye, Chiefy.
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Hello, Honey.
Nathan.
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You're looking well.
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What about me, Uncle Nathan?
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How do I look? Big and strong?
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Oh, yes. Very strong.
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Say, Sport, why don't you use
that strength
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to let Uncle Nathan
out of his cage?
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Don't fall for it, Chief.
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Remember what happened
last time.
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[squawking]
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Let him perch!
I'm trying!
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Even if I had hands,
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I wouldn't let you out
of that cage.
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Did somebody say
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We're good, Raccoon.
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[ominous music]
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♪
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Oh, pardon me.
Am I too close?
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If you climbed through
my empty eye socket,
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and nestled into my skull,
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you still wouldn't be
too close.
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Ah!
Guys,
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why are you acting
like the people
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in Kevin's nighttime videos?
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Is something going on
with you two?
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What?
No, this is just roomy talk.
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Guys, you won't believe
what I just saw.
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I'veokay. I'm dry.
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I'll be in the shed.
Mmhmm.
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There was a coyote
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standing on top of the rock
near the backyard.
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Armando?
Who's Armando?
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Oh. What? Armando?
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You said that, I think.
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No. I said coyote.
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Well, how'd he look, sad?
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Muscley? Why do I care?
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I don't. Let's begin.
[clears throat]
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Jill's mother, Nancy,
came to town unexpectedly.
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So, uh, we have a guest today.
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This is Nathan. He's
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Honey's uncle.
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No, he's Jill's mother's pet
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and he won't be interfering
at all.
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Not a peep.
So who wants to start?
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No one wants to share?
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This is a first.
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If everyone is feeling shy,
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I'd like to discuss
why the elderly cat
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and the oneeyed cat lied
to the husky cat.
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That's a peep.
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They're obviously
more than friends.
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Actually, no. I just asked.
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They're roommates
who are a little bit flirty.
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It's all inbounds.
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Since we're talking romance,
sexual pivot,
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Darla, Lindsay, and I
are now a throuple.
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It is the stuff
that the most romantic
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and perverse fairy tales
are made of.
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[sultry rock music]
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Ooh.
Shel, uh, I've asked you
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to dull down your visuals.
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[giggles]
Trust me, that was dulled.
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Oh, you can't blame him,
Honey.
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Delusions are often more vivid
than real memories.
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How dare you?
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The memories
of our pound rounds
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are as real as this table.
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Nathan,
I won't warn you again.
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[yips]
Aw, sweet, fragile Elsa.
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I used to be scared
of storms too,
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but therapy has
totally calmed me.
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And it's all thanks to you,
Dr. Honey.
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Wow, Diablo, thank you.
[chuckles]
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God. Did everyone hear that?
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I heard a therapist blinded
by cheap praise.
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Yeah. I hate this guy.
I'm not a fan either.
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Agree.
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Same.
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Ugh. You're all beyond help
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and only a fool
would waste their time trying.
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Luckily, you found one.
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All right, enough, Nathan.
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You have disrupted this group
for the last time.
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[growls]
[thunder booms]
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[all screaming]
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[horn honking]
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Honey, I think
I broke my eyes!
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No, Chief.
The power went out.
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Okay. Is everyone all right?
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I'm fine. Not scared at all.
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I thought it was
kind of exciting.
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And the good news is,
now Nathan's gone.
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[dramatic musical sting]
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Oh, no. Where is he?
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Well, it looks like his cage
was knocked over.
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The little door is open.
He must have flown away.
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Well, there sure are a lot
of feathers on the ground.
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Oh, my God.
Hmm.
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All these clues tell me
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that your Uncle Nathan
didn't fly away.
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Not my uncle.
He was eaten!
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[all gasp]
Ahah, oh!
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[dramatic music]
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Chief, wake up.
[groans]
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I had the worst dream.
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You were there,
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and you were there,
and Uncle Nathan was
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Eaten?
That was real, toots.
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[gasps]
I'm an orphan!
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This might be
a dumb question,
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but if Nathan was eaten,
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doesn't that mean
someone here ate him?
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[tense organ music]
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♪
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Tchotchke, where did you find
Jill's Casio Mini?
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Well, well, well.
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Well, well, well,
well, well, well, well.
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Looks like we've got
a murder mystery on our paws.
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[dramatic musical flourish]
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Yes, we do.
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Well, well, well
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I just did that.
Sorry.
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What I was getting to was
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we do know that someone
in this room has killed before.
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Yes, I have experienced
the joy of killing,
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but only in selfdefense.
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Okay, then,
why don't you tell us
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where you were
when the lights went out?
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Shel, do you want to
tell them or should I?
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Oh, go ahead.
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I was hiding in a clog
when I felt it move.
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I thought maybe
it was the thunder,
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but when I peeked out, I saw
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[chuckles]
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Ah! Oh.
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Oh, I thought everything
was going great
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with Darla and Lindsay.
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I only said that
to not shatter your image of me
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as a sexsual dynamo.
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The truth is...
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[sultry rock music]
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♪
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It was like
I wasn't even there.
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A throuple fail
of epic proportions.
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So yes, I was with Bethany
while the lights were out.
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Bethany?
Oh, the clog.
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I just needed
to feel wanted again.
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Well, I guess that clears
Shel and Nibbles of this crime.
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Yes. And now I'd like
to pose a question.
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Which animal is known to be
the number one killer of birds?
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Man.
Cats!
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I'd like to hear alibis
from the felines in the room.
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Well, I
[gags]
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I was
[hacking]
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Oh, God.
Okay.
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Oh, oh, icky.
Okay, you're cleaning that up.
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Wait. You're gray,
but that hairball is white.
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I guess the jig is
how do you say?
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Up.
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I was with The Gray One
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locked in fiery grooming.
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Yeah, we were.
You guys are together? Aww.
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I'm sorry to interrupt,
but can we move this?
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If I smell vomit, it makes me
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Diablo, are you back
on medication?
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Yes.
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You've been so over the moon
about my progress,
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I didn't have the heart
to tell you
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it's because of the medicine.
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Well, one doesn't work
without the other.
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Is anyone in this group
telling the truth?
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I am. I'm an open book.
257
00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:41,261
No secrets, nothing to hide.
258
00:09:41,328 --> 00:09:44,735
You do have one secret.
259
00:09:44,802 --> 00:09:48,042
He's actually a very nice guy
and a wonderful friend.
260
00:09:48,108 --> 00:09:53,620
I was in over my head
and Max came to my rescue.
261
00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:55,156
I didn't do it
to be a nice guy.
262
00:09:55,222 --> 00:09:57,528
I did it because I was sick
of hearing you drone on
263
00:09:57,594 --> 00:09:58,730
about Lindsay.
264
00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:00,132
I thought it would
finally shut you up.
265
00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:03,540
Well, you obviously
don't know me at all.
266
00:10:03,606 --> 00:10:05,944
Oh, no!
[sniffing]
267
00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:09,417
[gasps]
Jill is five blocks out!
268
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,388
And about to get her period!
269
00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:12,658
Oh, no. Everyone out!
270
00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:14,427
[all screaming]
271
00:10:14,494 --> 00:10:15,429
The flap won't flap.
272
00:10:15,496 --> 00:10:17,133
Well, we all live here now.
273
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,737
It's stuck.
274
00:10:18,803 --> 00:10:20,406
We're trapped!
Four blocks.
275
00:10:20,473 --> 00:10:22,511
Trapped? Oh, no, no, no.
276
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:23,880
This is a nightmare.
277
00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:25,951
I'm having a great time.
Not only has Nathan...
278
00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:27,186
Uncle Nathan.
Disappeared...
279
00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:28,857
Been eaten.
But when Jill gets home
280
00:10:28,923 --> 00:10:30,092
This group is gonna
be canceled
281
00:10:30,159 --> 00:10:31,996
faster than an Armie Hammer
dinner party.
282
00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:35,871
Three blocks!
Raccoon, help!
283
00:10:35,937 --> 00:10:38,442
Badabada,
rabadabadaba,
284
00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:39,612
bumbumbong.
285
00:10:39,678 --> 00:10:41,314
She's in the driveway!
286
00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:43,152
[all screaming]
287
00:10:45,022 --> 00:10:48,162
And of course,
you forgot to lock the door.
288
00:10:48,228 --> 00:10:49,330
Hide.
289
00:10:49,397 --> 00:10:50,634
[indistinct shouts]
290
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:54,407
[dramatic music]
291
00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:55,610
Hello, Chiefy.
292
00:10:55,677 --> 00:10:57,514
Did you have fun
with your Uncle Natha
293
00:10:57,581 --> 00:11:00,419
Ahh!
[whimpers]
294
00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:02,456
Nathan!
295
00:11:02,524 --> 00:11:06,866
Oh, not my Nathan.
[sobbing]
296
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,101
It's okay, Mom.
297
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,609
Maybe the storm scared Chief
and he knocked into the table.
298
00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:13,078
Yeah. She gets me.
299
00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:15,115
I'm sure Nathan's
in the house somewhere.
300
00:11:15,182 --> 00:11:15,984
We'll find him.
301
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,488
Uch.
Chief, you stay with Nancy.
302
00:11:18,556 --> 00:11:20,326
I'll go with Jill.
303
00:11:22,196 --> 00:11:24,267
Nathan.
304
00:11:26,539 --> 00:11:28,643
Where are you, Nathan?
305
00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:30,847
♪
306
00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:32,651
Ooh, that was
Lover!
307
00:11:32,718 --> 00:11:34,622
Uhoh.
Where are you?
308
00:11:34,688 --> 00:11:37,026
Uh! Oh.
309
00:11:37,093 --> 00:11:39,632
Nathan,
come to your mommy bird.
310
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:43,038
Nathan.
311
00:11:43,105 --> 00:11:44,440
Nathan.
312
00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:46,444
[barking]
313
00:11:46,512 --> 00:11:47,547
[glass clinks]
314
00:11:47,614 --> 00:11:49,117
[tense music]
315
00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:50,119
[gasps]
316
00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:53,292
[sighs]
317
00:11:53,358 --> 00:11:54,227
Chico.
318
00:11:54,294 --> 00:11:56,264
I'm here,
but I'm not talking to you.
319
00:11:56,331 --> 00:11:57,333
Oh, come on.
320
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,838
Don't be mad at me
for being happy with Tabitha.
321
00:11:59,905 --> 00:12:01,241
If that's why
you think I'm mad,
322
00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:03,913
then you're even dumber
than you must think I am.
323
00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:10,125
♪
324
00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:11,929
[sighs]
325
00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,735
I understand why you didn't
say anything
326
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:15,904
about you and The Gray One.
327
00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,543
You are totally
out of his league.
328
00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:20,947
It is not an issue
of leagues.
329
00:12:21,014 --> 00:12:23,118
I feel so bad
for lying to Honey.
330
00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:25,489
I just wanted her to think
I was making progress
331
00:12:25,557 --> 00:12:26,826
so she didn't give up on me.
332
00:12:26,892 --> 00:12:29,665
Honey's never given up
on any of us.
333
00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:31,569
Aw, thanks, Nibbles.
334
00:12:32,537 --> 00:12:34,875
Should we kiss?
335
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,446
I mean,
I wasn't feeling that, but
336
00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:38,816
Me neither.
337
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,087
I'm not mad at you
for being with Tabitha.
338
00:12:41,154 --> 00:12:43,860
I'm hurt because best friends
tell each other everything,
339
00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:45,730
so I must not be
your best friend.
340
00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:47,667
Ah.
Of course, you are.
341
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,671
Look, I'm sorry
I didn't tell you.
342
00:12:49,738 --> 00:12:53,679
I promise to be mostly, totally
honest with you from now on.
343
00:12:53,746 --> 00:12:55,015
Thank you.
344
00:12:55,082 --> 00:12:57,053
I hope Tabitha makes you
as happy as Kevin makes me.
345
00:12:57,119 --> 00:12:59,691
[grunts]
I'm not sure I'm ever getting out of here.
346
00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:01,227
I thought burying Lindsay,
347
00:13:01,294 --> 00:13:04,735
the proverbial "ho" meant you
and I were becoming bros.
348
00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:06,972
And I don't like the misogyny
in that term,
349
00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:09,578
but the rhyme
is too delicious to pass up.
350
00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:11,782
But evidently, I was wrong.
351
00:13:11,849 --> 00:13:13,385
Wrong like Donkey Kong.
352
00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:14,588
All right! I'm sorry!
353
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:17,694
I'm sorry for what I said.
I want to be your bro.
354
00:13:17,761 --> 00:13:18,830
Do you mean it?
355
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:20,099
You're not just saying that
356
00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:21,936
to get me to shut my trap.
357
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,071
Of course, I am.
358
00:13:23,138 --> 00:13:25,275
[laughs] We have fun.
359
00:13:25,342 --> 00:13:27,881
Well, aren't you
a tall drink of water?
360
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:30,052
Come on, man,
keep it in your shell.
361
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,757
I wanted to make sure
The Gray One really like me
362
00:13:32,824 --> 00:13:34,360
before everyone find out.
363
00:13:34,427 --> 00:13:36,699
Can't handle
another public rejection.
364
00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:38,769
He'd have to be crazy
to reject you.
365
00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:41,341
You're a super fluff,
pretty cat.
366
00:13:41,407 --> 00:13:42,209
Thank you, Elsa.
367
00:13:42,276 --> 00:13:45,884
You are short leg, eager face.
368
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,654
[gasps]
369
00:13:47,721 --> 00:13:50,058
Uch, I'm so cold.
370
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,662
There, there, Mom.
371
00:13:51,729 --> 00:13:52,764
Should have been you.
372
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,068
Detach with love,
detach with love.
373
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,273
I'll build a fire.
374
00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:01,916
Oh, I think this wood got
a littlea little damp.
375
00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:03,920
This is why
you didn't get on "Survivor."
376
00:14:03,986 --> 00:14:07,293
You know what, Mom?
Why don't you go to bed?
377
00:14:07,359 --> 00:14:09,998
Yeah, I'll keep looking
for Nathan.
378
00:14:11,301 --> 00:14:14,240
[gasps] The mean pig and the
sexy turtle are in the bedroom.
379
00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:15,242
[gasps] Go.
380
00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:18,048
Let me get you
an extra blanket.
381
00:14:18,114 --> 00:14:20,485
[Chief barking]
382
00:14:20,553 --> 00:14:21,522
Deedeedoodah.
Ugh.
383
00:14:21,589 --> 00:14:23,659
What is that supposed to be?
I don't know.
384
00:14:23,726 --> 00:14:25,128
He's never done that before.
385
00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:26,632
Deedeedee...dah.
386
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,738
Is everyone okay?
Yes, but no.
387
00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:32,076
I have to get home.
My dad's probably worried sick.
388
00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:34,648
Oh, I can't even think about
how worried Kevin would be
389
00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:35,883
if he was in town.
390
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:39,056
How am I gonna get you
animals out of here?
391
00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:40,760
Raccoon.
Oh, hey.
392
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,831
Did you know that there was
a branch in front of the door?
393
00:14:42,897 --> 00:14:44,835
Little late. Everyone go.
394
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:47,106
Wait. We still have
a mystery to solve.
395
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:48,743
Or has everyone forgotten
396
00:14:48,809 --> 00:14:51,180
we have a vicious killer
in our midst?
397
00:14:51,247 --> 00:14:54,688
What?
Oh, right. Sorry.
398
00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:00,365
[dramatic musical sting]
399
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,403
Someone here is responsible
for the murder
400
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,340
of Honey's favorite uncle.
Not my uncle.
401
00:15:04,407 --> 00:15:06,712
And we're not gonna solve
this mystery tonight.
402
00:15:06,779 --> 00:15:08,081
Everyone has alibis,
403
00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:10,319
and I think
we should just let it go.
404
00:15:10,385 --> 00:15:12,156
Not everyone.
There's one animal
405
00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:14,060
who hasn't accounted for
their whereabouts
406
00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:15,630
while the lights were out.
407
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,965
You.
[all gasp]
408
00:15:17,032 --> 00:15:19,538
[dramatic organ music]
409
00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:21,709
Tchotchke, enough.
410
00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:23,646
While Tabitha and I were
cementing
411
00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:25,215
our lifelong bond,
412
00:15:25,282 --> 00:15:27,921
I noticed muddy paw prints
coming from the door
413
00:15:27,987 --> 00:15:30,526
and going into
the living room.
414
00:15:30,593 --> 00:15:33,599
We were all thoroughly cleaned
when we entered.
415
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,839
And Raccoon buffed your nails
before he left.
416
00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:38,943
Then I thought back
to the moments
417
00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:41,080
before the lights went out.
418
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:44,755
You've interrupted
for the last time.
419
00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:46,257
And that's when I figured out
420
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:48,896
the only thing
that could have happened.
421
00:15:48,963 --> 00:15:52,002
[growls]
422
00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:54,039
[panicked squawking]
423
00:15:54,106 --> 00:15:57,012
[dramatic music]
424
00:15:57,079 --> 00:16:04,293
♪
425
00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:17,352
Really? That's the only thing
that could have happened?
426
00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:20,560
I would bet my vest that
if you showed us your paw,
427
00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:21,728
there would be mud on it.
428
00:16:21,795 --> 00:16:23,064
That's ridiculous.
429
00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:24,366
I would never kill Nathan.
430
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:26,872
And there's no such thing
as a WerePoodle.
431
00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:28,876
Okay. Then lift your paw.
432
00:16:28,943 --> 00:16:31,882
[tense music]
433
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:35,055
♪
434
00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:37,994
Show us your paw
and this will all be over.
435
00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:41,000
♪
436
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,035
[all gasp]
437
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,839
Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes.
438
00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:45,075
Fine. Yes.
439
00:16:45,141 --> 00:16:48,047
I did go outside,
but I did not kill Nathan.
440
00:16:48,114 --> 00:16:51,555
Then what were you doing?
441
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:52,790
Um...
442
00:16:52,857 --> 00:16:55,428
♪
443
00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:57,934
Why did you go outside,
Honey?
444
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,071
♪
445
00:17:00,138 --> 00:17:02,744
Okay. Fine. Yes, I did it.
I did it.
446
00:17:02,810 --> 00:17:06,417
II killed Nathan andand I
buried him in the backyard.
447
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,589
I hated how he was treating
all of you.
448
00:17:08,656 --> 00:17:12,095
And also because birds
as a species are disgusting.
449
00:17:12,162 --> 00:17:14,668
[sniffing]
I smell roast chicken.
450
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:15,903
The first stage of grief.
451
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:19,243
Yeah, well, mystery solved.
Everyone have a great night.
452
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,380
Drive safe.
That horrible bird is dead.
453
00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:24,186
Is that any way
to talk about family?
454
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,790
[all gasp]
Nathan.
455
00:17:25,856 --> 00:17:28,662
[coughing]
456
00:17:28,729 --> 00:17:29,798
Surprised to see me?
457
00:17:29,864 --> 00:17:31,902
Uncle Nathan is so badass.
458
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,204
We thought Honey ate you.
459
00:17:33,271 --> 00:17:37,112
You only thought that because
that's I wanted you to think.
460
00:17:37,179 --> 00:17:39,149
But I'll tell you
what really happened
461
00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:40,753
when the lights went out.
462
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,824
[thunder booming]
463
00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:46,832
I stuck my claws through the
bars and unlocked the door.
464
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,636
[all shouting]
465
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:51,240
And then I liberally
sprinkled the floor
466
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:53,111
with my own feathers.
467
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:54,514
Once I took flight,
468
00:17:54,581 --> 00:17:59,824
I got a meeyed view
of your sad little lives.
469
00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:01,160
Oh, yeah. That's it.
470
00:18:01,227 --> 00:18:03,197
Oh.
[The Gray One chuckles]
471
00:18:03,264 --> 00:18:05,402
And then up the chimney,
I flew.
472
00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:09,711
I just never anticipated Jill
successfully starting a fire.
473
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,550
I mean, we all saw
her "Survivor" audition.
474
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:14,186
Nathan,
why would you do this?
475
00:18:14,253 --> 00:18:16,658
One word.
Freedom.
476
00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:17,794
When we come here,
477
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:21,300
I am banished to that
horrible cage, like an animal.
478
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,106
I overheard Nancy saying
that I would have to live here
479
00:18:24,173 --> 00:18:27,312
once she's gone.
I can't have that.
480
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:30,351
So I decided
to turn Nancy on Jill
481
00:18:30,418 --> 00:18:34,994
by using the one thing Jill
loves more than anything else.
482
00:18:35,061 --> 00:18:36,998
You.
Me?
483
00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:39,136
Oof, that was way
more than one word.
484
00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,842
If you can open the cage
whenever you want,
485
00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:43,111
why did you ask me to do it?
486
00:18:43,177 --> 00:18:46,083
To almost pull off
genius schemes like this.
487
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:49,156
But at least I destroyed
your little group.
488
00:18:49,223 --> 00:18:52,095
You didn't destroy group.
Not even close.
489
00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:53,799
But all you do is lie
to each other.
490
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,972
Honey's a fraud and she's not
qualified to help any of you.
491
00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:59,944
That might be true,
but she also cares about us.
492
00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:01,715
Gah. Pathetic.
493
00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:03,719
You can have each other.
494
00:19:03,786 --> 00:19:05,689
[grunts]
Ow.
495
00:19:05,756 --> 00:19:07,392
[grunts, squawks]
496
00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:11,200
Nathan. Oh, my poor angel.
You're naked.
497
00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,471
[squawks]
Muah! Muah!
498
00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:15,041
You all should go home now.
499
00:19:15,108 --> 00:19:16,745
Your humans
must be going crazy.
500
00:19:16,812 --> 00:19:17,947
Brava, Honey.
501
00:19:18,014 --> 00:19:18,982
Let's go, move it.
502
00:19:19,049 --> 00:19:20,218
Well, that was some session.
503
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,757
Honey,
this is hard for me to say,
504
00:19:22,824 --> 00:19:25,963
but I forgive you
for eating Uncle Nathan.
505
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,733
[sighs]
506
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,273
[light music]
507
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,444
I have a question for you.
Raccoon.
508
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:37,920
Why would you confess
to a murder you didn't commit?
509
00:19:37,987 --> 00:19:40,158
Um, well, I was justum
510
00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:41,427
I don't know
what you're talking about.
511
00:19:41,493 --> 00:19:44,166
Yeah. I was kind of thinking
it might have something to do
512
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,605
with that hotass coyote
you've been eyeboinking.
513
00:19:46,671 --> 00:19:49,677
But if you don't wanna
talk about it, that's cool.
514
00:19:49,744 --> 00:19:52,984
Man, sure, it would be a shame
if your fancy friends
515
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,086
found out about him.
516
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,455
Or if Chief did.
517
00:19:55,522 --> 00:19:58,461
You wouldn't.
I mean, I am a scumbag, so
518
00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:01,400
Fine. I'll tell you
what really happened.
519
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,972
[thunder booms]
520
00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:06,978
[all screaming]
521
00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:09,918
[dramatic music]
522
00:20:09,984 --> 00:20:12,422
♪
523
00:20:12,489 --> 00:20:14,928
Armando, I thought
you'd been struck by
524
00:20:14,994 --> 00:20:17,198
Whoa!
Is that a sixpack?
525
00:20:17,265 --> 00:20:18,735
You shouldn't be
out here, Honey.
526
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:19,570
It's too dangerous.
527
00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:21,841
Your chest is like, wow.
528
00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:24,179
I just wanted to make sure
you were okay.
529
00:20:24,246 --> 00:20:25,849
Now get back inside.
530
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:29,958
But
531
00:20:30,024 --> 00:20:31,628
Go.
532
00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:35,101
♪
533
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,270
Now you know everything.
534
00:20:36,337 --> 00:20:37,640
Please don't tell anyone.
535
00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:39,209
Your secret is safe with me.
536
00:20:39,276 --> 00:20:41,413
If you let me keep
the apartment
537
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,719
yearround.
You got yourself a deal.
538
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:46,023
Pleasure doing business
with you.
539
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:48,695
Nailed it.
Ow.
540
00:20:53,905 --> 00:20:56,811
[light music]
541
00:20:56,878 --> 00:21:03,725
♪
542
00:21:11,206 --> 00:21:13,444
Easy there, little fella.
It's okay.
543
00:21:13,512 --> 00:21:16,350
Hold on.
I've got something for you.
544
00:21:20,859 --> 00:21:22,696
You like to party?
545
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:27,873
["Frère Jacques" playing]
546
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:32,048
♪
547
00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:36,156
Bento.
[all cheer]
548
00:21:36,206 --> 00:21:40,756
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