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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,519 --> 00:00:17,999 Previously onFive Bedrooms... 2 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:19,399 If you think you can have a casual fling 3 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,200 with your ex-husband, you're delusional. 4 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:24,999 You're the one who's having an open relationship 5 00:00:25,039 --> 00:00:26,519 when it clearly makes you uncomfortable. 6 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:27,879 - (MOANS) - Are you alright? 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,400 - Get Heather. - Call Lachlan. 8 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,040 Ainsley, we just have to do some work on your daughter. 9 00:00:33,079 --> 00:00:34,479 It's OK. 10 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,159 Ainsley, I'm so sorry. 11 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:51,199 HARRY: It became my job to share the news with everyone. 12 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,400 Did they say what the cause of death was? 13 00:00:54,439 --> 00:00:56,679 They just said "placental insufficiency". 14 00:00:56,719 --> 00:00:59,479 All they really know is that the baby's heart stopped. 15 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,400 It made sense for it to be me. 16 00:01:01,439 --> 00:01:02,999 I've done it enough to know 17 00:01:03,039 --> 00:01:05,199 that everyone responds in their own way. 18 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:08,239 Well, she'll have to try again. 19 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,200 What are you doing? 20 00:01:14,239 --> 00:01:17,279 She'll need different kind of food now. 21 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:20,759 The most difficult thing for a body to do 22 00:01:20,799 --> 00:01:22,759 is bring life into this world. 23 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:24,279 The key is persistence. 24 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:26,799 Well, Ainsley's grieving right now, Mum. I don't think she's... 25 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,200 She'll be more fertile straight after pregnancy. 26 00:01:30,239 --> 00:01:32,359 You know she's also single? 27 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,960 There were those who poured their emotion 28 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,440 into complaint letters. 29 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,920 I've just softened this line here. 30 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:42,399 Which one? 31 00:01:42,439 --> 00:01:44,839 "I would honestly expect a better standard of nursing care 32 00:01:44,879 --> 00:01:46,519 "in North Korea." 33 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,760 That wasthe soft version. I started with "Siberian gulag". 34 00:01:48,799 --> 00:01:51,359 Well, I just worry the tone might be counterproductive. 35 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,720 The tone is an essential part of the argument. 36 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:58,040 Wh... Maybe Liz is a better person to advise on this. 37 00:01:58,079 --> 00:02:01,719 Some people offered almost too much. 38 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,800 A couple of things need to go in the fridge ASAP. 39 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,600 HARRY: OK. Sure. 40 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:10,560 Er, just the prosciutto and the cheeses and the... 41 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,760 ..chocolate-covered raspberries. 42 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,680 Dammit! 43 00:02:17,719 --> 00:02:20,679 - (SIGHS) Sorry. - It's OK. 44 00:02:20,719 --> 00:02:22,119 I swore I wouldn't. 45 00:02:22,159 --> 00:02:24,319 I've been sitting out in the bloody car for 40 minutes 46 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,040 'cause I knew I w... 47 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,000 Anyway, I...I... 48 00:02:28,039 --> 00:02:31,359 I don't want to make this about me, so... 49 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,040 Obviously, don't put the artisan bread in the fridge, 50 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,520 'cause it won't taste the same cold. 51 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,960 OK. 52 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,600 But the most troubling response came from my boyfriend - 53 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:41,799 or, should I say, lack of response. 54 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,840 Hey. It's me...again. 55 00:02:43,879 --> 00:02:45,919 I'm just calling to confirm 56 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,960 you got my voice messages about Ains. 57 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,360 I'm really sorry to leave all that in a message, but... 58 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,040 ..well, it's been two days, Xav. 59 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,480 I really thought you might have called by now. 60 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,200 So, please, just...call me back. 61 00:03:06,599 --> 00:03:08,039 Uh... 62 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,120 Harry. 63 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,160 - How are you all holding up? - Fine. 64 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,000 - Liz home? - I'm not sure. 65 00:03:18,039 --> 00:03:19,279 LIZ: Stuart. 66 00:03:19,319 --> 00:03:20,799 - STUART: Hey. - Hi. 67 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,520 Uh...not staying. Just thought I'd bring this around. 68 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,640 Aww! 69 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,520 Oh, we've had so many food drops, but... 70 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,720 Yeah, I figured as much. That's why I went with the booze. 71 00:03:29,759 --> 00:03:31,559 - You didn't need to do that. - Well... 72 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:32,719 Thanks for stopping by. 73 00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:34,399 Actually, there's a load more in the car. 74 00:03:34,439 --> 00:03:36,999 - Oh, I can give you a hand. - Yeah. That'd be great. 75 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:38,759 I can give you a tour if you like. 76 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,560 - Oh, I don't want to intrude. - Well, it's no trouble. 77 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:11,080 But the strangest reaction by far belonged to Simmo. 78 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,720 Ben, you need to speak to him. This has got to stop. 79 00:04:16,759 --> 00:04:19,479 Look, mate, apparently the last thing he said to Ains was, 80 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,839 "Don't worry about the nursery. I'll get it done." 81 00:04:21,879 --> 00:04:25,799 Well, her circumstances have changed quite profoundly. 82 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:27,279 He does understand that? 83 00:04:27,319 --> 00:04:28,919 Yeah, he does, mate, but this is how he gets. 84 00:04:28,959 --> 00:04:30,399 You cannot get through to him at all. 85 00:04:30,439 --> 00:04:33,119 There is no phone coverage on Planet Sim. 86 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,400 HARRY: Heather was adamant. 87 00:04:34,439 --> 00:04:36,439 She can't come home to a construction site. 88 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,360 Should I try and talk to him? 89 00:04:38,399 --> 00:04:41,239 Or...we could just help him finish it. 90 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:43,199 You do realise she'll be home this time tomorrow? 91 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,840 BEN: Look, the floorboards are done. 92 00:04:44,879 --> 00:04:46,999 The doors are coming off. So, really, it's just... 93 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,480 All four walls, the ceiling - every surface bar the floor? 94 00:04:50,519 --> 00:04:52,799 And plasterboards and painting. Yeah. 95 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,079 What, in 24 hours? 96 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,400 Well, could you get Xavier to pitch in? 97 00:04:56,439 --> 00:04:58,959 Get him on the tools, mate. 98 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,560 I could lend a hand if that would help. 99 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,720 I don't think so... 100 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,239 You've done a bit of building work, have you? 101 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:05,039 Yeah, I've knocked up a few pergolas in my time. 102 00:05:05,079 --> 00:05:07,079 - BEN: There you go. - When? Name one pergola. 103 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,000 Did some landscaping at uni. 104 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,000 - When? - Over the summer. 105 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,800 You were drunk from November to February. 106 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,439 It doesn't even matter. If you can spare the time, mate, we'll take it. 107 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,920 STUART: Yeah. Happy to help. 108 00:05:16,959 --> 00:05:19,519 HARRY: Heather was very clear in her instructions. 109 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,040 Just pack up the equipment and lock the doors. 110 00:05:22,079 --> 00:05:25,079 Yeah, but it'd be so much worse, wouldn't it? 111 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,720 If it was just locked up... sitting there. 112 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,320 Take it up with Heather. 113 00:05:33,319 --> 00:05:34,919 That is fucking idiotic. Why would he do that?! 114 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:38,559 BEN: Maybe it's...Simmo's way of processing things. 115 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,040 Yeah, well, unless Simmo's grown a baby and lost it lately, 116 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,959 his processes are not my first priority. 117 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,600 - Sorry. - Maybe it'd be helpful. 118 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:46,119 Like, for Ains. 119 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,000 How exactly? 120 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,800 Might help her just to... you know, absorb it. 121 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,799 Yeah, it might also be the most painful thing she could possibly see. 122 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:58,399 Well, can you check in with her? See where she's at? 123 00:05:58,439 --> 00:06:00,199 I am not making her think about the nursery right now. 124 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,440 The only thing Ains and I are discussing with any confidence is food. 125 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,280 Surely it would be worse if she gets home 126 00:06:07,319 --> 00:06:10,239 and it's just, you know, sitting there unfinished. 127 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,919 You know, if she doesn't want to set foot in there, 128 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:14,839 it's...it's fine, she doesn't have to. 129 00:06:14,879 --> 00:06:18,439 Just...keep it bare. No furniture. 130 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,440 Yeah, well, what about, like, a chair or something? 131 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,360 Well, it'd better be fucking comfortable. 132 00:06:22,399 --> 00:06:24,439 And so help me God, if you fuck up your shoulder again... 133 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:25,760 I love you too. 134 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,320 Heath? 135 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,480 Can I have the muffin? 136 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,320 The fruit cup? 137 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:37,199 Any particular clothes you want Liz to bring in? 138 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,240 Just whatever. 139 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,680 How are you feeling about coming home? 140 00:07:48,639 --> 00:07:50,439 Part of me can't wait. 141 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,240 But once I leave here, it's... 142 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,440 I won't miss the noise. 143 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,440 I'll make sure the house is quiet and empty. 144 00:08:11,639 --> 00:08:15,079 No, I want the others to be there. 145 00:08:17,319 --> 00:08:20,679 I just want to be around people who... 146 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,560 ..don't look at me like I'm the lady who just lost her baby. 147 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,959 - BEN: Here he is. (CLAPS) - Ah. Yeah. 148 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,440 Um, the clean ones were on top of the dresser, right? 'Cause... 149 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,240 Yeah, yeah. They've been through the wash. 150 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:44,799 - It's just how they smell. - Right. 151 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,640 Now, would you call yourself more of a plasterboard man 152 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:48,999 or a stencil man? 153 00:08:49,039 --> 00:08:50,959 I am what you would call an all-rounder. 154 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,160 My specialty being picking stuff up and putting it down somewhere else. 155 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,800 BEN: Righto. You're with me. 156 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,040 Mate, you may as well chuck that on. You're the same size as me. 157 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,280 STUART: Oh, this is bringing back some memories. 158 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,120 Yeah, well, you know, a long way back, but yeah. 159 00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:10,479 Nah, it's fine. It's fine. 160 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:14,919 Sorry, is it really appropriate for him to be here? 161 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,880 I don't know what the situation is with the two of you. 162 00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:19,199 I just...I don't think this is the time or place for it. 163 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,000 I think this is an all-hands-on-deck situation. 164 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:26,439 And I guess Stuart's uniquely qualified in that he's here. 165 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,080 Where's Xavier? 166 00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:31,519 I, uh...I told him not to come. 167 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,400 What, so you've spoken to him? 168 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,240 Yeah. I have, actually. And he's been incredibly supportive. 169 00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:40,399 He actually offered to take the day off just to be here, 170 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,360 but I just...I thought we should just keep it in the family. 171 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:45,279 Harry, I know how you feel about Stuart 172 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,000 and I know you think you're protecting me, 173 00:09:47,039 --> 00:09:48,599 but this situation's bigger than anything 174 00:09:48,639 --> 00:09:50,999 either of our boyfriends are or aren't doing right now. 175 00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:52,079 Well, I agree. 176 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,760 - Good. - Yeah, great. 177 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:57,399 Alright, well, I'm gonna do a clothes drop at the hospital, 178 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,640 so why don't you help the guys out 179 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:00,639 and just try and keep an open mind? 180 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:02,359 OK. 181 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:08,800 HARRY: I should have been 100% focused on Ainsley. 182 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,120 I wasn't. 183 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,799 (RINGING TONE) 184 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,040 VOICEMAIL: Hey, this is Xavier. Leave a message. 185 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,640 (BEEP) 186 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:26,480 Yeah, I'm just not sure of your use of the term "chin man". 187 00:10:27,639 --> 00:10:28,799 I don't know his name. 188 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,400 Could you not refer to him as a staff member? 189 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,800 I was trying to be specific. 190 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,600 OK, I just think it undermines your argument a bit. 191 00:10:33,639 --> 00:10:36,199 And you shouldn't, because it's a really impressive letter. 192 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,600 I suppose "twat face" is out too, is it? 193 00:10:41,639 --> 00:10:44,999 Heather, I'm clearly trying to pay you a compliment. 194 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:47,759 Well, you know better than that. 195 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,840 How long is it since you've had some fresh air? 196 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,920 Have you ever thought of writing about nursing practice? 197 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,360 No. 198 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:04,159 Yeah, well, maybe you should. 199 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,760 (SCOFFS) No-one wants my memoir, Liz. 200 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:11,439 No, I meant writing actual nursing guidelines, policy. 201 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,440 Seriously. 202 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,160 You know, beneath all the profanity, 203 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,360 you are very... articulate and practical. 204 00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:22,199 - I'm not qualified. - You don't know that. 205 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,280 Even if you had to go back to uni for a while. 206 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,120 - Well, that's not happening. - Why not? 207 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:28,559 - I can think of nothing worse. - Seriously? 208 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,080 God, I'd do my master's in a heartbeat if I could afford it. 209 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,920 I'd be surrounded by thousands of Timmys and Louies. I just got away from them. 210 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,920 I think you'd find it's a very broad spectrum of people 211 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,560 that do advanced degrees, Heather. 212 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,000 It's very diverse. 213 00:11:40,039 --> 00:11:42,359 Maybe this is what it's all been building towards for you. 214 00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:43,679 You know, all the setbacks. 215 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,160 For you, Liz, clearly, setbacks lead to glory. 216 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,200 For me, a setback leads to another setback, 217 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,280 a trip-up and a fall down, 218 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,640 and followed by some version of death. 219 00:12:10,799 --> 00:12:12,279 What can I get for you, mate? 220 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,520 I was just wondering if I could speak to Xav if he's around. 221 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:20,079 Nah, sorry. He's had a few days off. Um, he's back in this arvo. 222 00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:27,039 I could pass on a message. 223 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,600 VOICEMAIL: Hey. This is Xavier. Leave a message. 224 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:37,839 (SCOFFS) Well, thanks for getting back to me! 225 00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:39,319 It's great to know 226 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,440 that you are so completely fucking useless in a crisis. 227 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,840 Even Stuart's shown you up, Liz's ex-husband, 228 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:47,479 and you know what, he doesn't give a shit about anyone, so... 229 00:12:49,879 --> 00:12:52,719 Sorry, I'm just attacking you now. 230 00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:55,279 Sorry, I'm...I'm standing down. 231 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:01,080 HARRY: I should have left it there. I'd made my point. 232 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,680 But no. I was just getting started. 233 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,200 VOICEMAIL: Hey, this is Xavier. Leave a message. 234 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,600 Now I feel pathetic for apologising. I'm not the one in the wrong here. 235 00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:14,919 You know what I was thinking while I was making excuses for you? 236 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,720 I was actually thinking... 237 00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,799 (PHONE RINGS) 238 00:13:23,799 --> 00:13:24,839 Hey. 239 00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:27,559 LIZ: Hi. Where are you? Xavier's here. 240 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,200 What?! Wh... 241 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,440 - When did he get there? - Well, he was here when I got back. 242 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,000 I think he's bonding with Stuart. 243 00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:38,159 Well...how angry does he look, on a scale of one to...40? 244 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,440 Well, he looks...fine. 245 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,800 Actually, he was really lovely. 246 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,360 He opened up with an apology about the other day. 247 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:46,159 - So I was just... - Can you see his phone? 248 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,600 - What? - Can you see Xavier's phone? 249 00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,959 Is that some kind of metaphor? 250 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,560 No, no, his actual phone. 251 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,120 It might be in his back pocket or... 252 00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:56,439 Oh, it's on the bench. 253 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,560 Can you please just, um... hide it or stash it 254 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,720 - or something till I get back? - Why? 255 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:06,759 I might have let loose some emotion on his message bank. 256 00:14:06,799 --> 00:14:09,319 - What? - I'm coming back now. Please, just... 257 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,160 I don't understand the mission, 258 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,160 but I will do my best to execute it. 259 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,760 Thank you. 260 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,800 (XAVIER AND STUART CONVERSE INDISTINCTLY) 261 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,640 XAVIER: Hey, you. 262 00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:32,319 - Oh! (LAUGHS) Hello, handsome. - You right? 263 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,960 Um, this looks odd. And it is. 264 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,400 But not really. 265 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,040 I've been at war with the boys 266 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,760 about the quality of their music, 267 00:14:39,799 --> 00:14:41,239 and I remembered that you had that... 268 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:42,639 Remember you had that playlist? When was it? 269 00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:44,599 When we were, um... stalking Ben's brother or... 270 00:14:44,639 --> 00:14:47,639 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was fun. - (LIZ LAUGHS) 271 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,679 I can find it for you if...if you want. 272 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,959 Cheers. 273 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,360 Oh, shit. Harry's been calling. 274 00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:57,719 - No, no, no, no. - What? 275 00:14:57,759 --> 00:15:01,119 Uh, those are just...that's him saying that he's on his way. 276 00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:02,999 What's going on? 277 00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:06,439 Harry might be the best person to explain...that. 278 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,880 Can I just ask you not to listen to the messages? 279 00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:12,799 Until Harry's had a... had a chance to...um... 280 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,320 - Xavier. - Manju. 281 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,520 - Please, can you get this for me? - Yeah. 282 00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:18,599 (SIGHS) 283 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:19,999 Who's this? 284 00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:22,559 Oh. Hi, Manju. Um, this is, um... 285 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,480 ..this is Stuart Wendell, my ex-husband. 286 00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,839 Mmm. Hello. (CHUCKLES) 287 00:15:27,879 --> 00:15:29,359 Lovely to meet you, Mrs Sethi. 288 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,999 I have been hearing amazing things about you for a decade. 289 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:35,479 My son speaks very poorly of you. 290 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,159 Uh, Xavier, can you clear the fridge a bit, please? 291 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,600 - Yeah, of course. - Yeah. This too. 292 00:15:57,639 --> 00:16:00,839 STUART: Well, it really is a testament to you as a mother, 293 00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,359 the man he is today. 294 00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:05,079 - I'm sure it took an army. - MANJU: It was just me. 295 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,760 - Hey. - Hey. 296 00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:09,639 Um...I'm so sorry. 297 00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:11,639 Not only did I fail to execute the mission, 298 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,319 I may have inadvertently blown your cover 299 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,160 and...alerted the target. 300 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,640 - What? What did you... - So, so sorry. 301 00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:26,319 This about these messages? 302 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:30,440 I'm sorry. I'm probably overreacting, but yes. 303 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:34,200 Um...I was just emotional and exhausted. 304 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,680 And, you know, we've all been having 305 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,480 really weird reactions to everything, 306 00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:40,039 and I think I had a brain snap. 307 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,400 There's just really no point listening to any of them. 308 00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:45,959 OK. 309 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,680 OK? 310 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,240 Yeah. I won't listen to the messages if you don't want me to. 311 00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:53,559 Thank you. 312 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:58,279 Would you mind just... deleting them? 313 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,159 Are they that bad? 314 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,440 No. No. No, they're really, um... 315 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,720 They're pretty bad. 316 00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:06,839 VOICEMAIL: You have three new messages. 317 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,120 - Yeah, so just hit 'delete'. - (BEEP) 318 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,960 Well, thanks for getting back to me. 319 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,520 It's great to know 320 00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:15,439 that you are so completely fucking useless in a crisis... 321 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,840 I was just, you know, exhausted and emotional, 322 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,160 and I don't even remember leaving those messages. 323 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,000 (HARRY LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 324 00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:26,159 Um, but, yeah, it just gets kind of more and more irrational from here, 325 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,360 so, really, really, just delete them. 326 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,960 That wasn't so bad. 327 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,760 Yeah, and it's just more of the same from here, so...so just... 328 00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:35,359 (BEEP) 329 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,800 You know what? I feel pathetic for apologising now... 330 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:38,919 OK, can you just... 331 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,720 Whoop! No, no. No, no. I want to listen. 332 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,159 Know what I was thinking while I was making excuses for you? 333 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,440 I was thinking I've got no fucking clue 334 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,760 what you're doing or who you're doing it to. 335 00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:49,959 I actually thought you were having sex with someone else. 336 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,760 Because you could have been, OK? That's where I've been. 337 00:17:52,799 --> 00:17:54,839 There's more. I think... Please... Please. 338 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,200 During this moment of horrendous personal loss, 339 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,000 all I could think about is you having sex 340 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:02,359 with one of the other men you like to fuck. 341 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,720 Or several of them! 342 00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:05,799 Could have been an orgy. How would I know?! 343 00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:07,759 So...thanks for that! 344 00:18:07,799 --> 00:18:09,159 (BEEP) 345 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,360 You have no new messages. 346 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,400 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 347 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,320 Yeah. 348 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,360 Well, I was working. 349 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,320 OK. Well, I went to the bar and you weren't there. 350 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:25,719 You went to the bar? 351 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:30,279 Yeah, and the bartender told me that you had been off for days. 352 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:33,359 OK, Harry, just because I'm not physically working behind the bar 353 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,800 doesn't mean I'm not working. 354 00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:37,239 I have to do the roster. I have to organise payroll... 355 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,279 OK, well, it had been two days. 356 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,479 I mean, you could have just sent a message. 357 00:18:41,519 --> 00:18:43,359 Yeah, well, I... (SIGHS) 358 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,320 ..I thought it would be best to show up in person. 359 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,640 I'm sorry. I-I genuinely thought something might... 360 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,840 Yeah, Harry, the deal has always been clear with us. 361 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,600 We're always up front. 362 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,400 So why the hell would you jump to this conclusion? 363 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,360 Oh, come on, are you really that surprised 364 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,320 that I thought you were having sex with someone else, 365 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:05,159 when you do in fact take enormous pride 366 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,480 in having sex with other people? 367 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,760 Uh... 368 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:17,199 I must go. Lamb. I've got... lamb in the slow cooker. 369 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,400 Fuck. 370 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,280 Mum! Please don't pay attention to anything you just heard. 371 00:19:27,319 --> 00:19:29,759 - I was just lashing out. - Ha! 372 00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:31,719 It's really nothing to pay attention to... 373 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,639 I have one question. 374 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,440 - Is Xavier seeing other men? - No. No, no, no. 375 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,160 I thought he might have been, but I was just confused. 376 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,480 I was... 377 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,160 You don't need to worry about that. 378 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,640 Well, that's a ridiculous thing to say! 379 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,040 Can I please just try and explain what was going on in my head? 380 00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:56,879 - Uh, not right now, Harry. - I was just boiling over and... 381 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,520 OK, look, sorry, I actually have to go to work. 382 00:19:59,559 --> 00:20:02,079 OK. Can I call you later? 383 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,679 Yeah...nah, how about we just leave it for tonight? 384 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,680 - On the plus side... - What?! 385 00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:26,399 When I started that, I thought I'd think of something. Sorry. 386 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:30,879 I'll give you some space. 387 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,960 HARRY: The only thing that felt right was to focus on Ainsley. 388 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,760 - ..out on that deck. Can you grab the box right next to it? - Yeah. 389 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,879 If I stood still for even a moment, 390 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,960 I'd slip back into shitty thought loops about Xavier. 391 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:56,839 Harry, I-I know it feels bad, 392 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,720 but you and Xavier are gonna get through this. 393 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,839 I'm not in the mood for relationship advice from you right now. 394 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,600 Harry, obviously I don't know the whole story, 395 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,800 and I only spoke to Xavier for a few minutes, 396 00:21:05,839 --> 00:21:09,119 but it is pretty clear that he's very much in love with you. 397 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,680 And, look, a blow-up like that is just par for the course 398 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,440 when it comes to long-term relationships. 399 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,720 I mean, just look at Liz and I. 400 00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:17,479 I think that's probably enough. 401 00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:19,479 STUART: I think it's just a clear sign of how much... 402 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:21,559 - Make it stop. - ..feeling between... 403 00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:44,599 We had no idea if all this work 404 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,600 would console Ainsley or horrify her, 405 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,720 but Simmo was moving with so much certainty, 406 00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:53,559 we all just fell into step with him. 407 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,680 Have you blokes got a business card? 408 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,960 Mate, no. No business. Just mates. 409 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,520 You know, many people say you shouldn't go into business with your mates, but I disagree. 410 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:26,439 I recently have. It's been great. 411 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,680 In fact, we might have some building work coming up 412 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,360 if you're interested. 413 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,760 Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 414 00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:34,879 Just make sure he pays you up front. 415 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,120 Fair enough. 416 00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:50,399 You don't reckon I've gone too far with the stencilling? 417 00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:54,639 Nah, mate. It's pretty subtle stuff. 418 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:58,160 Yeah, but...does it make it feel like a nursery? 419 00:23:01,559 --> 00:23:03,359 I don't know. 420 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,160 Yeah, neither do I. 421 00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:12,439 My gut said just do it because that's what she wanted, 422 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,960 but that was my 3am gut. 423 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,920 My dawn gut... (SIGHS) 424 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,720 ..it's not on board. 425 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,840 - I'm painting over it. - Hey? Mate, there's no time. 426 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,760 - Well, it'll only take an hour. - But she'll be home by then. 427 00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:28,999 Just go have a snooze, grab a shower or something. 428 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,519 Uh, no, I'm...I'll head off. 429 00:23:31,559 --> 00:23:32,999 You don't have to. 430 00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:35,159 You're basically one of us now. You're part of the clan. 431 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,920 Yeah, I'm not, mate. 432 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,120 You sure you don't want to stick around just to say g'day? 433 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,360 Yeah, not today. 434 00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:47,319 WOMAN: You should only need this for a week. 435 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,919 And then Panadol should be fine. 436 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,440 AINSLEY: OK. 437 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,920 WOMAN: Your breasts might start showing signs of producing milk. 438 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,440 They might become tender, swollen or leak. 439 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,200 If it becomes uncomfortable, express a tiny bit. 440 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,560 OK? The least bit possible. We don't want to trigger more. 441 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,800 Do you have any other questions? 442 00:24:05,839 --> 00:24:07,559 Nup. Uh-uh. 443 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,240 You want a hand to pack up? 444 00:24:10,279 --> 00:24:12,239 No. Unless there's any hurry. 445 00:24:12,279 --> 00:24:14,759 No. No hurry at all. 446 00:24:19,079 --> 00:24:21,519 Anything you want me to tell them before you get home? 447 00:24:21,559 --> 00:24:24,719 Any special...treats or...? 448 00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:27,639 No, I just want a couch and... 449 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,040 ..comfort food and old movies and just a normal day at home. 450 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,160 OK. 451 00:25:05,559 --> 00:25:07,039 Well, how's your back? 452 00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:08,319 - Yep, it's good. - Hmm. 453 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,399 Just, you seem a bit wonky, bent. 454 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,080 (STUART LAUGHS) 455 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,839 Are you gonna stay here tonight? 456 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,440 I want to see how Ainsley's faring. 457 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,120 Yeah, of course. 458 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,720 Uh, that's for you. But, um...don't open it now. 459 00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:27,199 - What is it? - Uh, just when you're ready. 460 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,000 No, don't... Don't... (SIGHS) 461 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,440 It's a start. 462 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,920 It's...it's $65,000. 463 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,680 This is specifically why I said do not open it now. 464 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,480 OK, who gives someone a cheque for $65k 465 00:25:42,519 --> 00:25:44,119 and just says, "It's a start"? 466 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,560 It was supposed to be...a moment for you to process alone. 467 00:25:47,599 --> 00:25:50,239 If I cash this, am I gonna get chased down by ASIO? 468 00:25:50,279 --> 00:25:52,039 No. It's... 469 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,720 It's your money. 470 00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:58,799 I always said... 471 00:25:58,839 --> 00:26:00,399 ..two weeks on the ground in London, 472 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,840 I can turn things around. 473 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:06,760 Uh...well, it was more like... two years, obviously... 474 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,640 ..but I got there. 475 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,320 Well, I'm getting there, with Nick's help. 476 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,119 You live in a garage. 477 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,520 That's because everything I have 478 00:26:15,559 --> 00:26:18,039 is going back to paying the government and... 479 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,040 ..now you. 480 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,319 Look, don't think about it too much. You've been up all night. 481 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,479 You've got other things to worry about. 482 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,999 Call me later. 483 00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:46,919 You ready? 484 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,719 No. 485 00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:01,559 They're on approach. They're here. Hey, you right? 486 00:27:01,599 --> 00:27:04,559 I really don't think Ains should see me in this state. 487 00:27:04,599 --> 00:27:07,759 Just...put a hat on. We just have to pretend to be normal. 488 00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:10,559 - For an hour. - You can do it, mate. Come on. 489 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,480 HEATHER: Hey, guys. 490 00:27:16,519 --> 00:27:18,279 ALL: Hey! 491 00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:19,759 Hey. 492 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,480 Hey. Can I hug you? 493 00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:25,519 Actually, no, maybe not just yet. 494 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,440 Would you like a tea? 495 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,560 Yeah, you want something to eat? 496 00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:37,119 HARRY: I might just pop the kettle on. 497 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,320 LIZ: We've got some comfort zones set up around the house, 498 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,879 but don't feel any pressure to use them. 499 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,120 Are you alright? 500 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,920 - Yeah. - Not really. 501 00:27:45,759 --> 00:27:48,119 Uh, we're just a touch sleep-deprived. 502 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,080 You seem kind of wired. 503 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,879 We stayed up all night finishing Evie's room. 504 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,520 Yeah, oh...it's just... 505 00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:59,119 ..bloody Simmo had it in his head. 506 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,800 It's...it's hard to explain. 507 00:28:00,839 --> 00:28:04,719 We just didn't want you coming home to a construction site. 508 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,160 You don't have to see it. 509 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,560 Hey, absolutely no expectation, Ains. 510 00:28:18,599 --> 00:28:21,559 We just, um, wanted you to have the option. 511 00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:24,719 Yeah, I don't think I can go in there. Sorry. 512 00:28:24,759 --> 00:28:27,119 BEN: Don't apologise. It's fine. 513 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,320 LIZ: No-one expects you to. 514 00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:29,759 Why don't you head up and have a shower 515 00:28:29,799 --> 00:28:31,959 and I'll pick a movie for tonight, hey? 516 00:28:36,599 --> 00:28:38,119 - Are you making teas? - Yeah. 517 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,720 - Do you want a coffee, mate? - No, I'll have a tea. 518 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,320 LIZ: And we've compiled a list of '90s romcoms. 519 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:56,639 There's Deliveroo, Menulog... 520 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,760 I really appreciate all of this, but I just... 521 00:29:00,559 --> 00:29:02,519 ..want normal. 522 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,840 - BEN: Ains? - AINSLEY: Thank you. 523 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,840 So, please just stop fussing 524 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,080 and hit me with all of your shit. 525 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,759 Well, there's not a lot to report, really. 526 00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:17,879 I suppose, given what you've been through... 527 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,720 Obviously, no-one's going to out-tragedy me right now, 528 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,559 but I want to see a fight for second place. 529 00:29:24,319 --> 00:29:25,399 Harry? 530 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,240 What? 531 00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:29,839 She's looking for trauma. You're in pole position right now. 532 00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:35,119 OK. Uh...a quick summary. Um... 533 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,960 I lied to Liz, 534 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,360 I left three abusive messages for Xavier, 535 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,040 and I'm pretty sure I've blown up my entire relationship. 536 00:29:45,079 --> 00:29:46,879 What did you say? 537 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,520 Uh, mostly accusations of, uh, spiritual and sexual betrayal. 538 00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:53,599 (LAUGHS) And then to top it all off, 539 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,480 I unwittingly repeated all of these accusations 540 00:29:56,519 --> 00:29:57,799 in front of my mother. 541 00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,679 - (ALL CHUCKLE) - Oh, my God. 542 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,920 Yeah, you know what, look, uh, yeah, solid effort, 543 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,120 but I reckon I'll still give you a run. 544 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,680 Alright. Good luck. 545 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,160 Let's just, uh, set the scene. 546 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,840 I'm a woman over 50, unemployed. 547 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,200 I haven't slept in a week. 548 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,920 And I've got a yeast infection. 549 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,920 Liz wanders in, tells me I could have a future in nursing policy. 550 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,920 BEN: Nuh. Haz is killing it. 551 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,880 Heather, I meant it. That was a constructive suggestion. 552 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,080 Yeah, yeah, right. The problem was I believed you. 553 00:30:26,119 --> 00:30:28,799 So I looked into it, and you know what? I got excited. 554 00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:31,879 I found out it's two years' full-time study 555 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,080 and 50 grand I haven't got. 556 00:30:34,119 --> 00:30:35,359 I reckon we could get it. 557 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,680 How? You gonna sell your luxury car collection? 558 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,080 We're both unemployed. 559 00:30:39,119 --> 00:30:40,999 It'd take a bit of thinking, but we could do it. 560 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:44,279 Sorry, Heath, I'm feeling pretty comfortably in the lead right now. 561 00:30:44,319 --> 00:30:46,279 Yep. Pathetic. Ben? 562 00:30:46,319 --> 00:30:47,999 Hey? Uh... 563 00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:50,719 I've got nothing. Sorry. 564 00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:52,839 You've lost half the function of your shoulder. 565 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,280 - Yeah, but... - Your entire career is built on those shoulders! 566 00:30:56,319 --> 00:30:57,639 (CHUCKLES) You've got no income 567 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,400 and you've got an enormous tax bill! 568 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,080 Nah, nah, apart from that, though, I can't complain. 569 00:31:02,119 --> 00:31:05,359 He's not even tr... Seriously, he's not even trying. 570 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,320 Liz. 571 00:31:07,359 --> 00:31:09,479 - My money's on you. - Me? 572 00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:11,039 Mmm. You've got strong form. 573 00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,959 And you are professionally trained to talk up grievances. 574 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,080 BEN: I reckon Liz is pretty sweet. 575 00:31:16,119 --> 00:31:17,959 She's getting a little bit of Stuey action. 576 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,360 - (GASPS) What?! - No, I'm not really. 577 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,000 A man doesn't stay up all night on the tools for nothing. 578 00:31:24,039 --> 00:31:28,919 Oh, well, I mean, I'm...not sure that it qualifies as trauma. 579 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,280 Are you sure? 580 00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:31,999 AINSLEY: It might not be traumatic, but I want to hear. 581 00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:36,879 Have you gone beyond casual sex in the garage? 582 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,720 - Very much so. - LIZ: Oh, not really. 583 00:31:38,759 --> 00:31:40,759 Well, I mean, there's... 584 00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:43,359 ..there's been no... 585 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,160 ..pants-off action beyond the garage. 586 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,680 And I can assure you all the internal conflict and confusion 587 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,080 is still very much there. 588 00:31:50,119 --> 00:31:51,719 I mean, you know, these pants come off 589 00:31:51,759 --> 00:31:55,559 a lot more easily than this heart opens. 590 00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:58,519 - Either way, he's a top bloke. - (PHONE RINGS) 591 00:31:58,559 --> 00:32:00,279 Who can't hammer a nail to save his life. 592 00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:02,279 - Sorry. It's... - No, no, take it. 593 00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:04,959 I'm gonna be interrogating Liz for hours anyway. 594 00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:07,719 Hey. 595 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,479 - Harry. - I'm so glad you called. 596 00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:13,719 I just... (SIGHS) ..it's all been repeating on me, and I'm... 597 00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:16,879 ..I'm honestly mortified and I'm so sorry... 598 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,280 No, Harry, have you heard from your mum? 599 00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:20,759 No. Why? 600 00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:23,079 Uh, maybe you should go drop in on her. 601 00:32:23,119 --> 00:32:24,359 Why? 602 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,880 Marty's been calling saying 603 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,760 she's gone into some kind of a fugue cooking state. 604 00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:31,039 What? 605 00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:32,639 Apparently she's been in the kitchen all night. 606 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,320 And she's locked Marty out, broken up with him. 607 00:32:35,359 --> 00:32:39,039 I mean, I think she might be having some kind of breakdown. 608 00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:40,599 OK. 609 00:32:42,079 --> 00:32:44,279 Xav, just quickly, I know now isn't the time, 610 00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:46,719 but can you please just tell me, are we OK? 611 00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:48,719 Look, Harry, look, I'm at work at the moment. 612 00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:52,319 I can't talk, OK? Just look after your mum. 613 00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:12,679 - MARTY: Sorry, mate. - Is she still cooking? 614 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:13,960 Yeah, yeah. 615 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,840 At one point, she was crying uncontrollably, 616 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,880 baking, sautéing and deep-frying all at the same time. 617 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,920 It was hard to know what was upsetting her the most. 618 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,880 There was a lot of talk about Ainsley 619 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:29,880 and about you and Xav having a free-spirited attitude to fidelity. 620 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,280 Right. 621 00:33:31,319 --> 00:33:32,759 I thought it might help 622 00:33:32,799 --> 00:33:36,319 to explain my own journey through polygamy in the '70s. 623 00:33:36,359 --> 00:33:38,479 - Right. - That wasn't the case. 624 00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:41,079 Twogentlemen, she appeared to understand, 625 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:43,759 but when we added in a third player, it... 626 00:33:43,799 --> 00:33:47,079 Marty, why don't you, uh, go and get some rest? 627 00:33:47,119 --> 00:33:48,879 - I can take it from here. - Course. 628 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,200 Uh, just for your own safety, 629 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:56,080 I would avoid the terms 'sandwich' and 'rotisserie'. 630 00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,479 We really got our wires crossed there. 631 00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:00,879 Thanks, Marty. 632 00:34:04,119 --> 00:34:05,999 HARRY: Mum? It's just me. 633 00:34:06,039 --> 00:34:10,079 I just want to cook. I don't want any company, Harpreet. 634 00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:20,279 LIZ: Why didn't you tell me about the money earlier? 635 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,080 Because I couldn't risk it. 636 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:28,199 I couldn't come to you with plans or promises 637 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,079 until it was in the bank. 638 00:34:30,119 --> 00:34:31,519 Your bank. 639 00:34:31,559 --> 00:34:34,559 Liz, I can't erase the last two years, 640 00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:38,999 but at least now...you can think about what's next. 641 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,640 You don't have to be a receptionist. 642 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,079 You don't have to live in a sharehouse. 643 00:34:43,119 --> 00:34:44,679 - I like both those things. - Yes, I know. 644 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,919 But at least now you have options. 645 00:34:50,039 --> 00:34:53,599 And if I haven't been clear enough... 646 00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,839 ..one of those options is absolutely me. 647 00:35:03,119 --> 00:35:07,279 Let this cool here and I'll start with the kaali daal. 648 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,640 Mum, you've already made more than enough. 649 00:35:09,679 --> 00:35:11,799 Ha! There's five of you. 650 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,480 And Benjamin will eat Ainsley's share. 651 00:35:14,519 --> 00:35:17,399 I really just think the best thing you could do right now 652 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,000 is get some rest. 653 00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:21,239 I can assure you, Harpreet, 654 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:26,000 Ainsley will not want to do any cooking or any cleaning. 655 00:35:26,039 --> 00:35:28,199 Well, she won't have to, Mum. 656 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:30,839 I did not stop. 657 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,120 I kept going. There was no-one else. 658 00:35:37,639 --> 00:35:39,279 What? 659 00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,679 (EXHALES SHAKILY) 660 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,840 I... 661 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:58,440 I tried many times before I had you, Harpreet. 662 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,280 And many times after that. 663 00:36:05,599 --> 00:36:08,839 You remember your father could not take you for the cricket 664 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,880 on Boxing Day? 665 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:16,199 After that, I could not try again. 666 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,080 Your father was very strong. 667 00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:22,239 I wasn't. 668 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,040 You are the strongest person I know, Mum. 669 00:36:26,079 --> 00:36:28,319 I wanted to give you so much. 670 00:36:29,639 --> 00:36:31,199 But I have failed. 671 00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:32,559 What? 672 00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:37,719 I poured all my love into you, but...it was not enough. 673 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,960 My only son is not happy. 674 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,200 What? I am happy, Mum. 675 00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:44,319 You're not. 676 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:50,360 Not all the time, no, but...I'm still... 677 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,840 ..figuring out what makes me happy, you know? 678 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:59,080 But I have...love and... I have friends. 679 00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:01,319 And I have you. 680 00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:06,679 Start stirring that and I'll start with the paneer. 681 00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:16,919 (BEN SPEAKS QUIETLY) 682 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,440 HEATHER: Just eat it. Eat it. 683 00:37:21,679 --> 00:37:23,679 That's all you're getting. 684 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:32,039 Simmo's tent's gone. 685 00:37:32,079 --> 00:37:35,839 Yeah, because he finished the nur...the back room. 686 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,520 He packed up this morning. 687 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,319 Of course. 688 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,880 Course. 689 00:39:17,559 --> 00:39:19,079 BEN: Shit! 690 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,400 Simmo wrote a note for her. 691 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,120 - Don't worry about it now. - No, no! 692 00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:25,279 He wanted me to put it in there. 693 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:37,359 "Ains, please don't feel any obligation to be in here. 694 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,840 "If you don't like it... 695 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,680 "..I'll just knock it down. Sim." 696 00:40:08,679 --> 00:40:10,719 Simmo left this for you. 697 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,080 Sing out if you need anything. 698 00:40:59,679 --> 00:41:01,999 - XAVIER: Hey. - Hey. 699 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,480 How is she? 700 00:41:09,519 --> 00:41:11,439 Ains or Mum? 701 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,720 Uh...both. 702 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,040 Fine. 703 00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:20,839 Hey, look, I know you wanted to leave it for tonight, 704 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,640 but there's no way I'm gonna sleep, 705 00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:24,759 so if you're not too angry to talk... 706 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,280 (CHUCKLES) I'm not angry at you, Harry. 707 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,120 - Really? - Yeah. 708 00:41:36,159 --> 00:41:39,479 Actually, I'm glad you poured it all out. 709 00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,439 I think I was just striking out. 710 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,080 You know, people react to grief in different ways, and... 711 00:41:57,119 --> 00:42:00,039 Yeah, I know you've been uncomfortable for a while. 712 00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:02,439 I've been wanting to bring it up. 713 00:42:03,519 --> 00:42:05,039 What do you mean? 714 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,200 I can see how your mind races. 715 00:42:09,119 --> 00:42:10,399 You know, and it's possible 716 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,320 that we're not in the same place right now. 717 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,560 Which is fine. I mean, that's no-one's fault. 718 00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:18,359 Are you...breaking up with me? 719 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,040 No. No, I'm not. But the way we are now... 720 00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:25,959 ..Harry, I can see it's unpicking you somehow, 721 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,920 and I do not want to do that, OK? 722 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,200 Because you are beautiful. 723 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,040 So, can we go back to just the two of us? 724 00:42:34,079 --> 00:42:36,239 Yeah, I'm not sure that's the answer. 725 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,480 But that's what we said. 726 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,960 What? 727 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,960 The night you first said you loved me, 728 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,080 you said, "Harry, you don't have to do this." 729 00:42:46,119 --> 00:42:49,319 You said you'd be open to a monogamous relationship. 730 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,000 OK. And you said you wanted to try. 731 00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:53,999 Yeah. And I...I did. 732 00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:57,839 But if it didn't work, I had freak-out passes. 733 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,120 - Two, or maybe it was three... - Harry, Harry. 734 00:43:00,159 --> 00:43:02,879 Harry, that was months ago. Things change. 735 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,160 This entire relationship has been on your terms. 736 00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:11,919 100%. And now that I want to try it on my terms, you won't even consider it? 737 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,840 No, that's not fair. You're not the only one who's made concessions. 738 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,000 (SCOFFS) What concessions have you made? 739 00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:20,439 I've pretty much been in a relationship with five people. 740 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,480 What? My housemates? 741 00:43:31,519 --> 00:43:35,959 If you've stopped loving me, just say that. 742 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,080 It might actually help me to hear it. 743 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,040 Because I still love you. 744 00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:56,319 I just don't want to hurt you anymore. 745 00:44:03,639 --> 00:44:05,479 (RINGING TONE) 746 00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:09,279 Xavier dumped me. Doesn't love me. Couldn't even say it! 747 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,800 You were right. Your fucking boyfriend is better than mine. 748 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,000 Now, get the gin... 749 00:44:14,039 --> 00:44:15,759 STUART: Uh, Harry, it's...it's Stu. 750 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,680 Erm...Liz is just in the bathroom. 751 00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,919 Uh...is everything OK? Do you want to come over here? 752 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,560 We're both up. 753 00:44:28,159 --> 00:44:29,639 (SIGHS) 754 00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,839 Next time onFive Bedrooms... 755 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:40,600 I have been accepted to do my master's of law. 756 00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:42,399 God, for a second, I thought you were gonna tell me 757 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,800 you were running away with Stuart or something. 758 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,920 And I'm very mindful of the fact that this impacts all of you, 759 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,800 particularly as I'll need to find somebody 760 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,600 - to rent out my room. - What?! 761 00:44:52,639 --> 00:44:54,799 AINSLEY: We have four candidates coming through, 762 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,480 all drawn from our own social networks. 763 00:44:56,519 --> 00:44:57,799 We're all thinking it. 764 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,760 The way you're leaving feels abrupt and unfair. 765 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,920 You admitted it to Harry. It's all Stuart. 766 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,320 I made this decision on my own terms. 767 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,160 Did you? 768 00:45:06,210 --> 00:45:10,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59119

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