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Come on, Dex.
Don't want to be late.
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Dexter: Coming.
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So, anyway,
I was 3 under.
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This is down
at the pines.
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Here we are, son.
Welcome to the pro shop.
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Hey, how's it going, guys?
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You know, the am shop
is back that way.
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[Laughing]
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What's that,
guys?
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Have a good game.
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Hey! Yeah.
You, too, fellas.
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Good
to see you.
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[Coughs]
Poo bird.
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[Laughing]
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Uh!
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[Laughing]
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Dad, do those guys think
you're funny or something?
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What's that?
Oh, yeah.
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We're always
clowning around here. Ha ha!
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Well, if you say so.
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[Laughing]
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Oh, there you are.
Excuse me.
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Yeah?
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What can I
do you for?
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I'm gonna need
a cart, please.
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Oh, a cart, huh?
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[Hiss]
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[Hiss]
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Sorry.
We're all out.
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Well, what about
those ones outside?
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Sir, are you
calling me a liar?
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What's
the problem here, Billy?
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No problem, sir.
Everything's fine.
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Yeah, well,
let's just try
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to keep the ruckus
to a minimum, ok?
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Sure, boss.
Anything you say.
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Thanks, Billy.
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What, are you trying
to get me fired?!
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Well, I've never been
one to cause a ruckus.
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Come on, Dex.
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Hey, wait.
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I might be able
to help you out.
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See? You come to a place
long enough, Dex,
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and you start to earn
a little respect.
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Who are you
paired up with?
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Hey, guys.
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[Laughing]
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Ok, step aside, gents,
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because no one is standing
between me and that trophy.
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It's tee time.
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Ball, caddie.
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Thanks.
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Caddie, wash
this ball, please.
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It's filthy.
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Thanks.
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Hmm...
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Darn these cheap tees!
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Psst! Hey, dad,
aren't you supposed to--
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not now, caddie.
I'm trying to concentrate.
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Shh.
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Here. Why don't you
try this one?
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It's fromAustralia.
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Ooh! Thanks, mate.
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[Laughing]
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The shrimp's
on the Barbie, fellas.
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Let's get
down to business.
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Is, uh...He
gonna kill us?
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Club, caddie.
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Thank you very--
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uh, excuse me,
caddie,
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but we're
a long way
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from that hole
over there.
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We're gonna need
something
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a bit more
substantial than wood.
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We're gonna need
cold steel!
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Ah! Here we go.
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But, dad,
that's a putter.
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[Ahem]
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Caddie. Daddy.
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He's steppin' up
to the plate.
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He's at the plate!
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[Snoring]
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And here's the wind-up!
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Hey, b-b-b-b-b!
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All right,
that's a penalty.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Wait, dad.
He said "penalty."
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No, he didn't, son.
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He said, "now
you're home free."
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Um...
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Just watch me, son.
You might learn something.
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Ok, dad.
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Now watch me
pick up that spare.
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Man! That thing
is out of the park!
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[Laughing]
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There's
a stroke.
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Yeah!
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Dad, he said,
"that's a stroke."
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Son, please.
He said, "now you're stoked."
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Please, Grant
this child brains.
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I'm gonna kill that
brother-in-law of yours
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for not showing up
today.
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Dad: All right,
pay attention, ladies.
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I am gonna show you
a little technique
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I learned
back in the war.
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It's called...
Phlargle-blarger.
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Ooh...
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Yah...
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Yes, he is.
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What?
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Going
to kill us.
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Phlargle-blarger!
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No, no, no. I didn't
do that right at all.
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It almost fell into
this little hole right here.
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All right,
that's a do-over.
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Dad, listen
to me--
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no more.
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I don't want
any more nonsense today
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from anybody,
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and that includes me.
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Phlargle-blarger!
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Well, it's official.
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Now you're gonna
need a hole-in-one
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on the next 17 holes
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if you even
want to get close
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to winning
that trophy.
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[Laughing]
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No one's ever done that
except chief bearpart--
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the horseshoe bend open
of 1914,
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and he was using balls
made out of candle wax.
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Nerd alert!
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[Laughing]
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So, it's a hole-in-one
you want, is it?
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Dad--
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well, I'll give you
a hole in 8!
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Oh. Ha!
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I got you this time!
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Dad is going to lose
unless I do something fast.
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Wait a minute. Ooh.
I hope it's still there.
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Aha!
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Excuse me, sir,
but I need
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to clean this ball.
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Here is a fresh one,
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clean as a whistle.
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Nope, nothing wrong
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with this ball.
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Perfectly normal ball
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right there.
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[Ahem]
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[Beeping]
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Well, 18 more
to go.
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17, dad.
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Yah...
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[Beeping]
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Well, one more hole,
and I win the trophy.
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Wait a second.
I can't use this ball.
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It's covered in filth.
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No! Wait!
Dad, don't!
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00:10:02,466 --> 00:10:05,096
Don't worry, caddie.
I'll wash it.
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Please! I have to
tell you something!
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Save it till
after the game, son.
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Can't you see
I'm about to win?
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[Crackling]
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[Boom]
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This ball seems
to have run its course.
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Well, I got
another one.
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Dad, wait!
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[Cheering]
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[Thud]
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Now, what was that
you wanted to tell me, son?
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Uh...thanks for letting me
be your caddie today.
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You're welcome, son.
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Announcer:
And here they are,
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the world's most daredevil group
of daffy drivers
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ever to whirl their wheels
inDexter's wacky races,
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competing for the title
of the world's wackiest racer.
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The cars are approaching
the starting line.
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At the front is
that ingenious inventor Dexter
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in the laboratory rat,
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followed by number 2,
the dark man special,
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driven by mandark.
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Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
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[Tires screech]
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Tagging alone,
it's number 3 with mom and dad
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in the family sedan...
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Followed by number 4,
the merry prankster,
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driven by mandark's folks,
ocean bird and wind bear.
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Right on.
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Hopping along, it's number 5,
Dee Dee and koosie.
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Next is number 6,
the banana barge,
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with monkey...
And the lovely honeydew.
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And finally,
in their hemi-powered,
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star-spangled superstock,
it's the justice friends--
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krunk, major glory,
and val halen,
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in the glory lorry.
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And away they go,
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inDexter's way-outwacky races!
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Taking the lead,
it's number 3, the family sedan,
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in today's wacky race,
which takes us
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on a windy, wound-about way
through wonderful wurwank--
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Burbank.
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In second place,
the merry prankster,
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followed by number 2,
the lab rat, in third.
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Coming up fast, it's number 2,
the dark man special.
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Hmm...i wonder
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what that mischievous
mandark is up to.
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[Evil laughter]
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Uh-oh. Look out, Dexter.
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[Evil laughter]
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[Clang]
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Huh?
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00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:55,030
Well, look at that.
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It looks like mandark's
monster magnet
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was mistakenly set
to "moose."
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Ha ha ha ha!
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But Dexter's ahead of the game,
maneuvering for the lead,
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with the aid of the lab rat's
latest technological advances.
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Gee, Dexter, that's
a pretty nifty looking device.
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It is my latest foray
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into transient
motion graphics interface technology.
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Using negative feedback
synthesized digital simulator
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nominal-space subsystem
linear processing, i--
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announcer: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's very nice.
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Number 5 is
looking chipper.
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How are you
holding up, koos?
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Oh, just...Fine.
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Yay!
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[Squawk]
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Hey!
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Meanwhile,
the justice friends,
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cruising along
in the American muscle.
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Excuse me, major, but that looks
like a pretty powerful machine.
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Right you are,
my friend.
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We're talking
a fully blown
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hemispherically
fuel-injected 700 cubic inch,
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nitro-methane
powered beast.
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Posi-rear
with slick fifties.
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And some pretty neat
stickers, too.
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So, bro, if
it's so powerful,
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why are we
in last place?
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Patience, my friend,
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for the red, white, and blue
will never come in...2.
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Announcer: Speaking of 2,
how's that lovely couple
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in the family sedan
holding up?
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Honey, we better
speed up.
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00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:21,296
It looks like
the other racers are gaining on us.
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00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,103
Don't you
worry, dear.
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They won't even
get close,
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thanks to my special
modifications,
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like overinflated
tires
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and turbo-Max
l.E.D.-Lit custom windshield wipers.
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What do they
do, dear?
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Nothing.
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But they sure
look cool.
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And most important,
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I removed
all extra weight from the vehicle,
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including...
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[Engine sputters
and stops]
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The gas tank?
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Right.
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Oh, right on, baby.
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Now we're, like,
number one.
266
00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:56,150
Wind bear, isn't this
whole competition thing
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00:14:56,183 --> 00:14:58,123
representative
of the lame ideas
268
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embraced by a society
which chooses
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00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,416
neither to acknowledge
or support
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true individuality
in its futile quest
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00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:05,166
for political
uniformity?
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00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,150
Oh, no, man.
Our groovy little excursion
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00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:10,003
is merely symbolic
of our duty
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00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:13,103
as citizens
of the united freaks of america
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to use whatever
available resources
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00:15:15,316 --> 00:15:19,466
that are, um...
Available...
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To aid in the ability
to elude the clutches
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00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:25,270
of the ever-oppressive
auto-cannibalistic
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00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,370
capitalistic regime,
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00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,350
which functions
are the mere pawn
281
00:15:28,383 --> 00:15:30,333
of its equally
oppressive government
282
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:33,446
so that we, um...
You know, that we...
283
00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:37,373
Oh, now I forgot
what I was saying, man.
284
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,030
Anyway...
285
00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:40,366
Do you dig?
286
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,030
Hmm...no.
287
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,366
Check this out, man.
288
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,000
This state-of-the-art
nitro booster,
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00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:48,033
when activated,
will totally give us,
290
00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:50,266
like, the boost
we need to achieve
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00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,480
our ultimate
journey, man.
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00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:59,266
Get your motor
runnin'.
293
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,000
Beginning pursuit.
294
00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:04,233
[Siren]
295
00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,466
Aw, man.
It's the heat.
296
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,070
Bummer.
297
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,320
Don't stress, Bess.
I got it all dialed in.
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00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:13,400
[Siren]
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00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:19,100
I'll do the talking.
300
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:23,223
So...where's
Mr. Wavy-gravy
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00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,020
off to
in such a hurry?
302
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,350
Well, you see, like,
we're having this race, dig?
303
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:29,423
Which I believe
is part of our right
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00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:31,300
to life, Liberty,
and the...
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00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:37,003
Purs...uh, the pursu...
The presa...
306
00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:39,153
Um, whatever. You dig?
307
00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:41,173
Sir, ma'am, I need
to ask all y'all
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00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,150
to step out
of the vehicle.
309
00:16:43,183 --> 00:16:44,203
Way to go.
310
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:45,433
Hey, it worked
at Berkeley.
311
00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:49,126
This isn't Berkeley.
It's Burbank.
312
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:52,016
Announcer: Meanwhile,
the race is getting close,
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00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,270
as our wacky team
passes the halfway Mark.
314
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,370
Number one is still showing
a strong lead,
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00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,430
followed by number 6
in second place,
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00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:00,126
with number 5
close behind.
317
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,366
In a steady fourth,
number 2.
318
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,030
Next, number 7,
and what's this?
319
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:06,126
Hey, it looks like mom and dad
are back in the race.
320
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,996
And it looks like
the race is narrowing...
321
00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:09,433
Literally.
322
00:17:09,466 --> 00:17:12,426
Mandark:
Rats! I can't pass.
323
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,116
Wait. I know.
324
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,380
Announcer: Well, it looks
like the dark man special
325
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:18,426
has a leg up
on the competition,
326
00:17:18,466 --> 00:17:23,066
landing in first place,
spelling trouble for the others.
327
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,270
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
328
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,330
Speaking of trouble,
329
00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:29,276
let's check up
on the merry prankster.
330
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:34,196
Policeman: So,
what do we have here?
331
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:38,023
Oh, dude, that's
my way-out nitro booster.
332
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:39,350
But just, like,
make sure
333
00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:42,123
you don't, like,
turn the valve on.
334
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:45,330
Policeman:
Stop this crazy thing!
335
00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:47,026
Bummer.
336
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,126
What do we do now?
337
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,246
Wow. Far out, man.
338
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:54,323
I have an idea.
339
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:57,050
Announcer: Meanwhile,
mandark is still in the lead
340
00:17:57,083 --> 00:18:00,083
as we approach
the tippenagogo-agogo tunnel.
341
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:02,076
Mandark: This is
the perfect spot
342
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:06,466
to try out
my...Top-secret plan.
343
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,173
Krunk afraid
of the dark.
344
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,250
Oh, don't worry,
big fella.
345
00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:16,283
Lady Liberty's
torch will guide us through.
346
00:18:16,316 --> 00:18:18,446
And now...
347
00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:22,083
That was weird.
348
00:18:22,116 --> 00:18:24,996
What is that
mandark up to?
349
00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:29,146
Hmm...
350
00:18:30,383 --> 00:18:35,123
Uh, like, you can
open your eyes now.
351
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,350
Announcer: All of our racers
have exited the tunnel,
352
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,123
and according to radar,
are stopped.
353
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:44,380
No, our live camera shows them
moving along at a crisp pace.
354
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,446
Well, I'll be.
355
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:49,023
Koosie,
do you notice anything strange?
356
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:50,280
Like what, Dee Dee?
357
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:51,426
It feels
like we've been
358
00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:54,126
on this same stretch
of road forever.
359
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,016
Look! There
it is again.
360
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,250
There's what, Dee Dee?
361
00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,003
That pile
of rocks.
362
00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:00,223
We keep
passing it.
363
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,230
There it is
again...
364
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,316
And again.
365
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,330
Now, now, Dee Dee.
That's called a repeat pan,
366
00:19:06,366 --> 00:19:09,166
first implemented
by William Hannah
367
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,120
and Joseph barbera
in 1947
368
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,030
to streamline
production costs.
369
00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:15,126
Well, I don't
like it.
370
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,316
Announcer: And neither
does Dexter.
371
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,180
Computer: Dexter,
I am detecting
372
00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:20,016
a negative-ion
force field
373
00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,180
in the direct
vicinity.
374
00:19:21,216 --> 00:19:23,466
Hmm...i got
a funny feeling about this.
375
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:30,120
Computer, give me
a location scan since 3 minutes ago.
376
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,453
I do not believe it!
377
00:19:33,483 --> 00:19:37,403
Computer, give me
ultraviolet scanner.
378
00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:39,403
Ha ha! I knew it.
379
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:42,223
It appears as though
we have been driving for miles,
380
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:45,100
but in actuality,
we are still inside the tunnel.
381
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:48,273
Mandark trapped us
in a virtual-reality force loop.
382
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:52,270
Computer, terminate
force loop.
383
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,400
Yeah! We did it!
384
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,023
Announcer:
Now all they have to do
385
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,320
is catch up
to that shifty old mandark,
386
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,020
who's got
an impressive lead.
387
00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:06,170
But wait. It looks
like the other wacky racers
388
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,150
are making
a strong comeback
389
00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:10,273
as we approach
the final quarter.
390
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,430
Number 2, the dark man,
still in the lead,
391
00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:14,026
with the lab rat
on his tail.
392
00:20:14,066 --> 00:20:16,166
Number 5, Dee Dee and koosie,
in a close third,
393
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,370
followed by
the banana barge,
394
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,330
and coming up last,
the glory lorry.
395
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:22,026
Major glory:
Washington's wig!
396
00:20:22,066 --> 00:20:24,226
It looks like
we have to pull over.
397
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,246
[Siren]
398
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:32,323
Ha ha ha. Leave it
to the conformists
399
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:35,100
to obey the law.
400
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,233
Hey, that's not
the heat.
401
00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:37,396
That's
the competition.
402
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:41,383
Announcer: Now the other racers
take off after mandark,
403
00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:46,116
except for number 7,
who seems to have stalled out.
404
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:50,120
Major glory,
car go...
405
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,180
[Sputtering]
406
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,423
Yes, krunk, I know.
407
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:57,480
But I just put
new points in it.
408
00:20:58,016 --> 00:20:59,376
Now what are
we gonna do?
409
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,196
There's only
one thing we can do.
410
00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:03,353
Announcer:
It looks like
411
00:21:03,383 --> 00:21:05,433
American muscle
is back in the race.
412
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:07,246
When push
comes to shove,
413
00:21:07,283 --> 00:21:10,123
American ingenuity always
steps up to the plate.
414
00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:12,280
Major glory:
You can say that again.
415
00:21:12,316 --> 00:21:15,076
Faster! Faster! Faster!
Faster! Faster! Faster!
416
00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:17,326
Announcer: And as we come
to the final leg of the race,
417
00:21:17,366 --> 00:21:19,016
it looks like it's
gonna be a close one.
418
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:22,150
They're all neck-and-neck,
vying for that lead position.
419
00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:24,123
Oh, boy, is this
gonna be close!
420
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,120
We may need to have
a photo finish,
421
00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:29,200
and the winner is...
422
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,023
The policeman?
423
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:32,120
Let's go to the winner
424
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,450
and see if he has
any words for us.
425
00:21:34,483 --> 00:21:37,103
Why, yes. Yes, I do.
426
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:40,033
Get me out of here!
427
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,196
Announcer: And so ends
another exciting episode
428
00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:45,323
ofDexter's wacky races.
429
00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:48,180
Good night, folks.
430
00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:52,276
Enter at your own peril.
431
00:21:52,316 --> 00:21:53,396
Past the vaulted door,
432
00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:55,403
where impossible things
may happen
433
00:21:55,433 --> 00:21:57,383
that the world's
never seen before.
434
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:01,416
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
435
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:05,150
♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪
436
00:22:05,183 --> 00:22:08,423
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
437
00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:10,380
♪ to smithereens
438
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:15,996
♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪
439
00:22:16,033 --> 00:22:18,183
♪ in Dexter's lab
440
00:22:18,216 --> 00:22:21,346
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00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:26,003
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