Original subtitles

Ahh. My first day back

from summer vacation.

I am excited to get on with the fun of learning.

Hey there, my dudes.

Can I get a high-five?

Hey, high-five! Ha ha ha!

High-five here!

High-f--

[laughs weakly]

Yeah, that's it.

Bah! Why does everyone ignore me?

I'll tell you why.

'Cause you're a shorty.

Is that any reason to ignore me?

I ask you.

But why doyou

you're not that much taller than me,

Andy suriano.

What'd you say, shorty?

Ha ha ha!

I said nothing.

[Bell rings]

Must make it to my locker!

Girl: Uh! Uh!

Oh, please excuse me.

Boy: Whoa!

Sorry. Whoa! Hey!

Watch out! Whoa!

Uhh!

Well, I'm sorry.

Was I in the way?

All but Dexter: Yes!

Andy: Smooth move, shorty.

So, how's my little man today?

Not so good, mom!

I'm tired of being a little man.

I want to be big like everyone else!

But I'm still a shorty.

Ah, honey.

Don't cry.

You're at just the right age

for your growth spurt, too.

I am?

Sure!

Mom: You should be feeling those growing pains

any time now.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Thanks for the info!

[Gasps]

Uhh! Ugh!

Whew.

Hey, mom!

I think that the pain's already beginning.

Hi, Dexter!

Uhh!

Bye, Dexter!

When my growth spurt happens,

I am going to be a giant!

Ooh. I better get ready for my new height.

Success!

I have completed my preparations

for my growth spurt.

Just in time, too,

'cause I think I feel my growing pains coming on!

Uh! Ah ah ah!

Aah!

[Grunting]

Say, that was a good one.

Uh!

Uh--oh.

Ah.

Uh--oh.

That ought to be enough pain.

But what is this?

Have I grown?

No! I am still a shorty!

Bah! I will grow a long gray beard

waiting for my growing pains

to happen.

But I think

that with all the sophisticated high-tech equipment

that I have at my disposal,

I can invent an elegant scientific solution.

Aah!

Ha ha!

That's the rough stuff now!

Now can I get a measurement here?

Computer: Height unchanged.

[Yells]

This should do it, I think.

Height, here I come.

Begin!

[Yelling]

Aah! It's working!

I'm growing taller!

I've done it!

I'm taller!

That's not right.

No, no, no, no!

Computer: Dexter,

that's my semicolon you're pounding on.

Well, sorry!

But I could not see the keys.

Here. I'll lower the screen for you.

I want to show you something.

The computations to make you, an individual, taller

are too complex at this point.

Yes, I know.

But the problem of shrinking

the rest of the world around you

is 100% achievable.

Hey, that is genius!

Let's do it!

Thanks for the ride, mom.

Sure, kids.

Bye, mom.

So, Dee Dee, notice anything different today?

Nope.

That figures.

Let the payback begin!

[All talking at once]

Ha ha ha!

Now I tower over everyone!

Well,

hello down there, Todd.

Hey, guess what.

No one cares

where you got

your cargo pants, shorty!

[Laughing]

[Girls speaking indistinctly]

[Yawns]

Sorry, Jennifer.

I can't hear you up here.

You'll have to speak up

if you want any attention

from the big guy up here!

[Laughs]

Um, hey,

it is my old friend, Andy suriano,

and he's putting a book in his locker.

Smooth move, shorty!

Now he's closing his locker.

Smooth move, shorty!

Oh, and now he's walking away.

Smooth move, shorty!

[Laughs]

Hey, supersized.

Who? Me?

Yeah, you.

News flash, supersize.

Didn't you hear? Now it's cool to be short.

Yeah. Like, shorties

are the cutest.

Yeah. So even though you're trying

to dis me by saying,

"smooth move, shorty,"

it's like you're really saying,

"smooth move, cool guy."

So, you know, I win.

It is cool to be short?

It is not cool to be supersized?

You got it, supersized.

[Laughs]

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Uh! The growing pains.

[Rocking chair creaking]

[Ppbbfflltt]

[Beeping]

Hey, Dex, look.

It's the fanciful unicorn.

Hey! Oh, hee hee!

Oh, oh, hee hee hee!

[Beeping stops]

Well, what do you think?

The pain!

The pain!

Huh?

It's killing me!

Ah, come on. It wasn't that bad.

[Groaning]

Ahh.

Say, look at that.

What is it?

It's a wrench.

For wrenching?

Yes, Dee Dee, for wrenching.

But not just any wrenching.

Ah, the golden age of science.

Ooh, I remember it well--

inventing, exploring,

discovery.

Those were the good old days.

It seems just like yesterday

I was discovering fire, inventing the wheel.

I'll bet you didn't know I was the first man in space.

First man in space?

Dexter, all those things happened

before you were born.

Details, details.

The point is, I was really cool,

which reminds me of the time

when I was young, handsome,

and single,

and, uh, I was in an alien world!

No--an alien world

in the future.

My mission,

as a man of science,

is top secret, of course.

But I will say it has something to do

with, uh, the suitcase!

My reputation was well-known.

But some people have to learn the hard way.

Bam! Right in the nose!

Then I hit the other sucker.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Then hyah!

And whack so hard and ooh!

Before I knew it, the whole place was chasing me.

There must have been, oh, I would say, 10 of them.

No, no, no! 50!

Dee Dee: Wait a second.

That's not how it happened.

You weren't the man of science.

You were a boy.

And it wasn't an alien world,

it was your laboratory.

And you weren't being chased,

you were being hugged.

See?

[Muffled] Dee Dee, get out of my laboratory!

What?

I said,

"look! A pony!"

Huh? I love ponies!

Here, pony, pony.

All rightie, then, where was I?

Ah, yes.

The late nights.

What?!

Huh? I said,

"ah, yes. The late nights."

Go on! I'm trying to ripple here.

Oh, right.

Dexter, voice-over: Ahem. Yes, now,

the late nights,

working overtime

only to be reminded of other pressing matters

with, uh--with the president of the United States.

[Inaudible]

Yes. You know me and the big guy--

hanging out, talking about all the important stuff.

Dee Dee: In a hot tub

at Ben's pool party!

Huh?

Hey, dudes.

Ben? Oh, yeah.

That jerk--double agent--

and after the president.

Dee Dee, voice-over: You thought

so awesome, and I was there, too.

Hi, Dex!

So I introduced you to darby.

Remember?

Dexter, voice-over: And there she was--

Sally's comet!

It headed right for the president!

I leapt into action...

Right into Ben's pink sports car.

But luckily, it was the cool kind of pink sports car

that transforms.

Into a unicorn!

[Unicorn neighs]

We had no time to spare.

So we worked together.

Even though I did most of the cool stuff.

Time was running out.

But we weren't worried.

And for serving the president,

I was made president.

You're off your rocker.

It's true!

No, really. You're on the floor, Dex.

Again?

Stupid chair!

Ahem! All right, then, billion-year-old gal sis,

where was I?

Well, you were just about

to take a nap.

Nap?!

[Yawns]

Who needs naps?

Not me. No, sir.

When I was young,

I never slept,

which reminds me.

Did I ever tell you the story

of, uh--

[snoring]

Dee Dee: 96, 97,

99, 100!

[Screaming]

[Laughing]

Oh, you're killing me!

[Laughing]

[Snorts]

So?

Now, Dee Dee, we have been

through this scenario so many times before,

and you know that I am helpless to assist you

for one simple and very basic reason--

you are stupid!

Oh, please, Dexter. Please!

Please, please, please, please, please, please,

please, please, please, please!

Oh, please, Dexter!

Use your vast and unlimited

knowledge of science

to help me get my hair back!

Pretty please.

Well...

No.

All right, Dexter.

But remember,

I am your big sister,

[voice deepening] And I will crush you like a bug

if you don't do as I say!

Now, Dee Dee, pay attention.

You are only to apply one drop of this stuff.

Do you understand?

One drop,

not 2 drops,

not 3 drops,

not 75 drops.

Just one drop!

Got it?!

[Regular voice] Yeah. Of course I got it, Dexter.

Just one drop.

♪ One drop, one drop, one drop, one drop ♪

♪ one drop, one drop, one drop, one drop ♪

♪ one drop, one drop, one drop, one drop ♪

♪ one drop, one drop, one drop ♪

♪ one drop

[Screaming]

Aah!

Let me guess.

You used more than one drop.

It was too one drop, Dexter!

Just a really, really big one drop!

Hmm...

Problem solved.

Uh, I don't think this is gonna fly.

I must reverse this at once!

Wait here.

[Muffled speech]

T.v.: Yes, Dave. After just 3 weeks,

I had a head of long, luxurious hair.

My friends at work used to call me "cue ball."

But thanks to guy Spaulding's hair town for guys,

my confidence level is sky-high.

Men respect me,

women adore me,

and I look totally natural.

Yes. Baldness is a thing of the past, thanks to...

Dexter, what are you doing?

Um, nothing, cue ball--

I mean dad.

[Laughs weakly]

I have no time to lose.

The genetic material I have collected

from my father's balding scalp is the only thing

that can prevent Dee Dee's hair from growing

at such an enormous rate.

The situation has gotten hairy--

ha ha--worse.

I must make the antidote.

Help, Dexter! Help!

[Gasps]

[Inhales]

Help!

I knew this would come in handy one day.

Dexter!

[Screaming]

[Rumbling]

Hmm.

What's this?

"Super-atomic hair growing solution."

It stopped!

♪ My hair stopped growing, my hair stopped growing ♪

♪ my hair stopped growing, my hair stopped growing ♪

♪ my hair stopped growing ♪

♪ my hair stopped growing ♪

♪ my hair stopped growing ♪

♪ my hair stopped growing ♪

I hope you learned a lesson here, Dexter.

Don't ever leave your experiments

in the hands of the idiotic.

There's no telling what could happen.

[Dad screaming]

Enter at your own peril

past the bolted door...

Where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows

♪ his experiments

♪ to

♪ smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

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