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and U.S. department of education
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Dexter, voice-over:
At last,
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my greatest munition
is completed.
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Now I,
Dexter the barbarian,
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can set forth on my quest
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to conquer the throne.
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[Heartbeat]
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[Grunts]
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[Monsters grunting]
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Looks like someone
has a bone to pick.
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Huh?
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[All grunting]
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Hyah!
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[Sword clanging]
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Hyah!
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[Yelling]
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Rock...
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Ha ha ha!
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And roll.
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Well, this situation just got
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a whole lot hairier.
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[Growling]
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Nice doggies.
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[Dogs snarling]
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How many times
have I told you
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to stay out
of my territory?!
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[Dogs growling]
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[Panting]
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[All whimpering]
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[Roars]
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[Roaring]
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That's it.
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You are really starting
to burn me up.
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Time to teach you
a lesson.
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Aah!
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[Screaming]
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I guess he got
the point.
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And now to conquer the throne.
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[Toilet lid clanks]
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[Flushing]
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This is the best issue
ofbarbarian comi
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I can hardly wait to see
how it ends.
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Mom: Dexter!
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Just look what you've
done to this place!
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[Monster grunts]
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[Rock monster stomps]
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[Dog barks]
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[Roaring]
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What's gotten into you
today, young man?
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Well...I'm gonna have
to punish you.
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Try as you might,
foul demon,
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but you'll be
no match for...
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Dexter
the barbarian!
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Ha ha!
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Hyah!
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Dexter: And presto!
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Success!
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So, class, as you can see
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as outlined
in our homework assignment,
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by using only
common household items--
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I.e. A spare high-density
lead-combustion chamber,
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4 kilos
of weapons cleared plutonium,
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and an environmental suit--
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I have miraculously created
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an alternative power source
for this simple alarm clock.
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[Ringing]
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Yes, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Ahem. Uh, right.
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Thank you, Dexter.
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That was very,
um, exaggerated.
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Ok, let's see, now.
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Mordecai?
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Uh, yeah,
well, see...
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See, my mom gave me
this potato,
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and I hooked it up
to this clock...
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[Ticking]
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And it works.
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A potato?!
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[Laughs]
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You hooked your clock
up to a potato?
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Ha ha ha!
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That is the funniest
thing I have ever heard.
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Hey, hey, excuse me.
What time is it?
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Duh. I don't know.
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It's a potato.
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[Laughing]
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Let me see!
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Mordecai, cool!
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I want
to see that!
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Ooh! A potato?!
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Whoa!
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Excellent work,
mordecai.
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Thank you
for exhibiting
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a cleaner, safer,
more efficient form of energy
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for the class.
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[Ringing]
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Class dismissed.
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[Children talking excitedly]
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[Ticking]
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This is amazing.
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How could this be?
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A potato...
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Powering a clock?
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Huh?
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Nuclear power,
hydroelectric and solar power,
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fossil fuels,
and petroleum products,
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good-bye and good riddance.
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My most wildly successful
experiments
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beg to be seduced by the raw,
unbridled energy
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of the rugged spud.
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Just like the windmill
and the electric car,
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the potato will revolutionize
the modern world.
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Alternative energy
is
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this is going to be great.
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[Chuckling]
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Say, computer,
what is going on?
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Why has the potato
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not powered up
any of my experiments?
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Hmm...
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How am I going
to get out of this?
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"Alternative energy
is the answer."
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♪ One potato, 2 potato,
3 potato, 4 ♪
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Bah! It is a curse,
if you ask me.
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Ah, you can never have
too many potatoes.
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Ah, ha ha!
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Dexter, you are
a genius!
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It will take
2 potatoes
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to revolutionize
the modern world.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy.
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This is going
to be great.
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[Chuckling]
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[Muttering]
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Dad: Whoa
there, mister.
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Where
do you think you're going?
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Get over here and help us
put a dent in dinner.
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But, dad, I am
in the middle of revolutionizing
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the modern world.
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Well, why don't you
revolutionize
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your mom's world-famous
potatoes instead?
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Oh, dad.
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Hmph!
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Dee Dee: Mom,
could you pass the mashed potatoes?
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Dad: Dee Dee, pass
the potato salad.
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Mom, I can't reach
the French fries.
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Mm! More
potato skins, honey.
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Um, mom,
could you pass
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the potato salad?
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Thank you.
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[Crash]
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Dad, pass
the potato skins.
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What do you say?
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Please?
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Dee Dee, more
French fries.
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Ha ha!
Thank you.
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Dad, the potato
knishes, please?
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Attaboy.
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Look who's got an appetite
all of a sudden.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy.
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[Current fizzles]
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Argh!
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More potatoes.
I need more potatoes.
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Where am I going to get
more potatoes?
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How many?
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300.
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You want 300 jumbo fries?
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300.
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500 chili fries.
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5,000
baked potatoes, please.
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Oh, maybe 10,000, 20,000.
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Whatever you got.
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[Truck beeping]
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I will be very surprised
if this works,
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but here goes.
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[Machines humming]
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Computer:
Laboratory back at full power, Dexter.
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Congratulations.
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Are you sure,
computer?
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Yes, Dexter, I'm sure.
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Great. Woo-hoo.
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All rightie, then.
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Hooray for alternative
power sources.
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Whew!
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I'm not going to repeat that
anytime soon.
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[Rooster crows]
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Mom: Honey,
is that you?
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[Dad snorts]
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[Dad mumbles]
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Computer: Low power.
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Low power. Low power.
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Low power.
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[Sniffs]
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Blecch!
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My alternative
energy sources--
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they're rotten.
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Argh!
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That's it. I've had it.
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I'm through.
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You want a potato,
I'll give you a potato.
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I'm going to give you
the most potatoest potato
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that the world
has ever seen.
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Nowt
mordecai.
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[Alarm]
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Dexter, voice-over:
Just a bit more.
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Ah, the core,
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the world's smallest
nuclear Dev--
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ahem.
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As I was saying, the...
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Ahem.
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Only the brilliant
boy scientist--
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Dex...ter.
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[Sighs]
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Grr!
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As I was saying,
the core,
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the world's smallest
nuclear Dev--
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grr!
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Must prevent slippage
of glasses
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at any cost!
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These stupid glasses
must be affixed to my head!
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[Stapling]
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Aah!
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All that trouble
over my weak vision,
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my only physical
or mental flaw.
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These stupid glasses
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are holding me back.
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I hate them!
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I vow to repair
my pathetic corneas
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by self-performing
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my own laser surgery.
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[Beeping]
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Dexter, voice-over:
Careful.
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Ok, then.
Do not move.
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Perfect.
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This is it.
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Aah!
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Now, Dexter,
how many times have I told you
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not to stare
into the sun?
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You'll burn
your coronaries out.
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Yes, mother.
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All right,
go to sleep.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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[Door shuts]
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[Rooster crows]
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Aah!
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Eyes sensitive...
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To the light!
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Hey, wow.
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I can see right through
the gauze.
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I am so excited.
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Slowly.
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Easy.
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Wow!
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Everything looks so clear.
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I can see way better
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than with my glasses.
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Oh, look,
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my toy s.U.V.
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Look how perfect
in every detail.
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So this is what it is like
to have super-perfect vision.
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My plant is teeming
with life
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I once
could only see with a microscope.
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Ha ha! I wonder
if anyone will notice
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my new eyes.
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Dad,
do you notice
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anything different
about--aah!
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You got new pajamas?
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U-U-Ugly.
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Well, sorry.
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Next time,
I'll make sure
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I'm showered
and shaved
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for his highness.
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Good morning.
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Breakfast.
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Where's my
good morning kiss?
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[Smooching]
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All my family's tiny flaws
and imperfections
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magnified a thousandfold
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by my new vision.
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Ugh!
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Certainly we were never meant
to see this clearly.
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I will have to call on
all my inner fortitude
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to withstand the ugliness
in the world
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I can now see
with such brutal clarity.
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Quit talking to yourself
and eat your breakfast.
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Your favorite--
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sausage and eggs.
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[Buzzing]
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Blecch!
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What's the matter,
son? Not hungry?
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00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:35,266
Oh-ho!
Give it to me.
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00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,080
I'll eat it.
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00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,033
Mm...
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[Burps]
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Good.
295
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:46,423
Ugh!
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00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:51,030
Oh, good. Here
comes your sister.
297
00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:54,016
Look what I can do.
298
00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:03,466
Isn't that cute?
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00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,170
Let me try that.
300
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,273
That's nothing.
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00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,220
Look at me.
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[Raspberries]
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[Screaming]
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It is nice in nature, calming.
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00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:51,266
Everything
is so beautiful
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in the countryside--
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the trees,
the mountains,
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the little
bunny rabbit...
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[Flies buzzing]
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Unless you look
too close,
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and then things get
a little ugly.
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Hmm...
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[Thunder]
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I wonder.
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00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:11,096
If everything else
is ugly,
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what do I look like?
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Dexter, voice-over:
I must look
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00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:17,100
my reflection
in the face.
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00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:21,023
Oh, no. Raindrops
distorting my image.
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00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:23,070
I must see me clearly,
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00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:27,270
so I can ban it with reason.
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[Raspberries]
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00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,170
Aah!
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[Door slams]
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00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,033
Now, what's
gotten
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00:20:56,066 --> 00:20:57,176
into Dexter?
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00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,096
Beats me.
328
00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:08,296
Curses! Must
find a mirror.
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00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:12,173
Must see how hideous I am...
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00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,170
Not?
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I am not hideous.
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Even with my height and vision,
333
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:19,203
I, Dexter--boy genius,
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00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:22,083
am still a vision of loveliness.
335
00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:23,326
Ha ha ha!
336
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,996
All is right with the world.
337
00:21:29,216 --> 00:21:31,446
Enter at your own peril,
past the bolted door,
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00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:34,433
where impossible things
may happen...
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00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:37,173
That the world's
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00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,300
never seen before.
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♪ In Dexter's laboratory
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♪ lives the smartest boy
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00:21:44,066 --> 00:21:45,426
♪ you've ever seen
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00:21:45,466 --> 00:21:47,096
♪ but Dee Dee blows
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00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:49,203
♪ his experiments to
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00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,273
♪ smithereens
347
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,220
♪ there is
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♪ gloom and doom
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00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:56,270
♪ while things go boom
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♪ in Dexter's lab
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