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[Indistinct conversations]
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[Electronic pulsing]
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You got it sewn up
this year, Dex.
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Yeah, mandark
ain't got nothing on--
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do not say that name.
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What, mandark?
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[Hisses]
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You are
the coolest, mandark.
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Yeah, dorkster's
going to choke this year for sure.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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[Feedback]
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Ahem. Is this on? Yes.
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Greetings, students and parents.
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I'm proud to announce
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the winner of
this year's science fair.
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It was close this year,
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but, alas, the coveted
first prize will go to one
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and only one.
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And this year, the winner is...
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Soyen chen.
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Thank you...
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Wasn't this most unexpected?
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I knew it
all along.
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What?!
What?!
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Mandark and Dexter:
"The unified theory
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of world domination
and destruction"?
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Soyen: It's just
a simple equation, really.
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[Crowd gasps]
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[Crowd gasps]
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Yay!
Yay!
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Yay!
Yay!
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Woo!
Woo!
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She's beyond technology.
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Dealing only in numbers.
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A much higher intelligence.
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Who is she?
Who is she?
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Our newest
student-- soyen chen.
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Smart as
they come.
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I expect
she'll be
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our new
pride and joy.
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She must be destroyed.
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I never thought I would
say this, mandark,
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but I could not
agree with you more.
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Dexter, we must put
our differences aside
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and eliminate
this new threat.
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You mean, work together?
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War makes
strange bedfellows.
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Let's team up!
Let's team up!
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Dexter, with our
combined intellect,
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we'll be unstoppable.
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Bring your
best weapon
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and meet me
in front of her house tomorrow.
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I can't wait to
see what you bring.
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Dexter, silly voice:
"I can't wait to see what you'll bring."
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[Regular voice]
Mandark. Sheesh.
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I wonder what
he'll bring tomorrow.
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Oh, that's right--
he's a complete idiot.
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Well, I suppose I'll
just have to handle the whole job myself.
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Mandark: Oh,
there you are, Dexter.
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I was just
preparing to destroy the new threat...
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Without you.
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Well, if you think
you can handle it.
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I don't think it'll be
a problem, Dexter.
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Whoa! You're letting
her get away!
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I have never met
a bigger dork than you, Dexter!
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Bummer.
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Typical mandark.
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You create that beast,
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but you can't even
operate it.
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Do you know
how short you look right now?
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Thus making you the dumbest
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kid in the school, again.
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Did you guys know
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that there was
a math test today?
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I got an "a."
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Team up!
Team up!
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Ok, you will operate
the lateral movements
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of the laser Cannon
on the satellite,
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and I will operate...
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The vertical.
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Mandark, I thought
we were gonna...
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Ha ha-ha!
Ha ha-ha ha-ha!
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Ha ha-ha!
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Soyen: I thought
you guys liked school.
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I have reconfigured
my liquid squirt gun
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to withstand
biohazardous materials.
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What did you come up
with, Dexter?
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It is an extremely
powerful mutating agent.
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You must not get any of it
on yourself, mandark.
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You must be very careful.
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[Sighs]
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I think I can
handle it, Dexter.
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[Sizzles]
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[Sighs]
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Uh, mandark,
did you spill
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some of my mutating
agent on yourself?
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Uh, yes, yes, I did.
I did it intentionally.
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But as I suspected,
it had no effect.
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It seems you have once
again ruined the plan.
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Oh, really?
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My mutating agent
has no effect, huh?
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Well, it's a good thing
it does not work, mandark,
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because if it did, I would
probably be turning
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into a sickening
creature right now!
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Hi, boys.
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Need a hand?
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I think you should let me
handle this one, mandark.
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Nonsense, Dexter!
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I just got
the double-x 10 arm attachment yesterday.
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So you and your
pile of junk step aside!
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Well, this pile
of junk would ruin your bucket of bolts!
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I'd like to test
that theory!
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Maybe I will
test it, then!
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Maybe you will,
maybe you won't!
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Uh, yeah, well,
uh, uh, maybe!
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[Yells]
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So, you want to cheat, huh?
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Prepare for your
destruction, Dexter.
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[Punches being thrown]
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[Screaming]
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Eject!
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[Screams]
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Eject!
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Well, Dexter,
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I think we must
admit defeat.
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She has bested us with
her superior knowledge of science.
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[Muffled]
Yes, mandark.
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Ah...i know.
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Science?
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I'm not even into
that stuff anymore.
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What?
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Not into science?
What else is there?
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Oh...boys.
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Aah!
Aah!
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[Soyen blowing kisses]
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Sorry, buddy,
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but I got to make room
for the new guy.
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Mom: Come on, Dexter.
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You're going to be
late for the chess competition.
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I know how important
it is to you.
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You don't want
to be late, do you?
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What is it you think
you are doing, mom?
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Well, I've been feeling
a little left out of your life,
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so your father suggested
that me taking you
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to the chess
championships from now on
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would be a perfect way
for us to spend
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some dexter/mom time
together.
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Besides, your father got
playoff tickets.
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Hee hee hee!
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[Sighs]
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Dexter!
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I'll be right over there
if you need me!
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[Sighs]
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Hey, good-looking,
be back to pick you up later.
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Hello, everyone.
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[Feedback]
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And welcome to this year's
junior state chess championship.
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I'd like to thank you all
for coming.
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Yeah, is this seat taken?
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I'd like to remind everyone
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that this is
a chess competition.
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So please try and keep
the responses to the games
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within the spirit of chess.
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That's my Dexter
right over there!
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He's the reigning champ,
you know.
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Yeah!
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Mediator: I'd like you all
to help me in welcoming back
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our reigning champion--
3 years running--Dexter.
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Huh? Oh! Ha ha!
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Thank you,
thank you.
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Please, please.
No, no, no.
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Hold your
applause till the end.
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Thank you
very much.
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Mom: Dexter! Dexter!
Over here!
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Hi, honey! Smile!
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Is that your mom?
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Uh, I have no mom.
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Uh...for those of you
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unfamiliar with the rules
of this competition,
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each of these
junior chess finalists
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will have to play against Dexter
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for his seat and the trophy.
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All right.
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Ready. Begin.
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[Clock ticking]
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Let us play some chess.
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Ha! Top that, cool guy.
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Dexter: Checkmate!
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How cool do you feel
now, huh?
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Mom: Wa-hoo!
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All right!
You won! Yeah!
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Yes!
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All right!
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Who's your daddy?!
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Obviously
not as cool as you.
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Here it comes, everybody.
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The wave!
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[Thud]
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[Mom clears throat]
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[Mom clears throat loudly]
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[Coughing]
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Excuse me.
Something in my throat.
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Ok, everyone.
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Looks like we've reached
the final match.
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Lights, please.
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Oh! The final match!
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I am so excited,
I can't stand it!
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Uh, mediator,
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can I have
5 minutes, please?
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Ok, everyone,
let's take a short break
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and we'll come back
with the final match.
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You just
stay loose. Mom.
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Don't let them
intimidate you. Mom!
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Mom, you are not
listening to me.
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Calm down.
What is it?
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Well...
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Although I appreciate
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all the cheering
and rooting for me...
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It's for glare.
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Aah! Forget it!
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You just do not understand
the spirit of chess.
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Uh--
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don't understand
the spirit of chess?
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What's he talking about?
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I'm practically made of spirit.
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[European accent]
Now you ready for embarrassing defeat?
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Ha ha! I believe it
is you, sir, who should be...
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[Whistle blows]
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Go...dexter!
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Oh, sweet
Einstein's ghost!
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He's so smart,
he's so smart,
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he's gonna make
this party start!
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Go...dexter!
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Go, go...Dexter!
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Oh, mom, please.
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[Feedback]
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[Inhales and exhales]
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If I can take this opportunity
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to talk to my son, Dexter.
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[Shudders]
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We are just so proud of you.
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You have got
nothing to worry about,
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so don't get nervous.
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[Whispering]
But just in case...
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I brought you
some clean undies!
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No!
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Ha ha!
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[Laughter]
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Uh, ma'am,
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this is not
the spirit of chess.
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I'm going to have to ask
you to leave the building.
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[Laughter]
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Dexter, please approach
the judge's table.
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I told you I'd beat
Dexter, dad. I told you.
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Man, European
accent: Yes,
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you really
deserved it, son,
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unlike some people.
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Let's go find
spot for your trophy, son.
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What happened?
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I got disqualified,
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and I didn't
get the trophy.
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Oh, really?
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But--but--
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how did you get it?
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00:14:36,483 --> 00:14:38,283
Well, it
wasn't easy,
268
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:40,126
I'll tell you that.
269
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:44,116
Oh, mom...
You're the best.
270
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:07,470
Now, I'll be back
at 8:00 tonight from my sister's,
271
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,450
and I really need
the chores to get done.
272
00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:12,483
But I wrote you out a list,
273
00:15:13,016 --> 00:15:17,366
so what happened last time
willnever
274
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,320
now, are you sure
you can handle this?
275
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:24,280
Huh? Oh! Oh, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
276
00:15:24,316 --> 00:15:27,046
Ok, good luck.
277
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,123
[Door closes]
278
00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:30,370
Ha ha!
279
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,400
A talking squirrel!
280
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:35,203
You can't make
that stuff up.
281
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,283
[Chuckles]
282
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,300
Dad, where is breakfast?
283
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,133
Oh, right, the list.
284
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,396
Uh, "1--make breakfast.
285
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:48,073
2--pack lunches." Hmm...
286
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,250
Ooh! Oh. What is--
287
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,253
i--i don't understand how you...
288
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,033
I mean, the angles.
There's not--ooh!
289
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:56,466
See, I could juggle those,
but I wouldn't...
290
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Make any...What?
291
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,303
Is that some kind of alien--ooh!
292
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,333
My! Look at those!
293
00:16:02,366 --> 00:16:03,326
Those you could--
294
00:16:03,366 --> 00:16:05,226
eat with, I suppose,
if you want,
295
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:08,076
but that is not--i'm
not going near that thing.
296
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:09,266
I don't know what it is.
297
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:13,470
Uh...how about I
just give you guys a little food money?
298
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,080
Watch this.
299
00:16:16,116 --> 00:16:19,266
Hmm...breakfast and lunch.
300
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,100
That's going to be,
301
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:22,183
like, hmm, oh...
302
00:16:22,216 --> 00:16:23,196
$5.00.
303
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,123
$5.00?! Back in my day,
you could get
304
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,470
a week of school
lunches for a nickel and get back change.
305
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,050
Ha ha!
Thanks, dad!
306
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,303
I need 25.
307
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,053
There
you go.
308
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:35,333
Thanks!
309
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,216
Bye, daddy!
310
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,370
Ahem. You know, dad,
311
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,470
now that I think
about it, I should also get--
312
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,130
just leave, Dexter.
313
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,176
Yes, father.
314
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,346
Done and done!
315
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,123
And she said
this would be hard.
316
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:54,400
All right.
What's next on the list?
317
00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:55,433
"Do dishes."
318
00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:58,226
No problemo.
319
00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:02,183
Now all I need is
a pair of rubber gloves.
320
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,383
Ooh!
321
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:12,276
The forbidden extra set
of kitchen gloves. Do I dare?
322
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:16,166
Hmm. These feel great!
323
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,320
I could totally see
wearing these every day
324
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:23,420
for the rest of my life.
325
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:26,080
Now to the dishes.
326
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:31,400
Whoa! That's a lot of dishes.
327
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:35,353
Luckily, we have a dishwasher.
328
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,326
[Humming]
329
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,216
♪ Come along, little dishy,
come along ♪
330
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,070
♪ come along, little ♪
331
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,400
[Humming]
332
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:50,383
Why...won't this...
Darn thing...Close?!
333
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,130
Mm.
334
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,246
Yes!
335
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,283
What's next?
336
00:17:57,316 --> 00:17:58,346
Laundry.
337
00:17:58,383 --> 00:18:01,353
She has got to be kidding.
338
00:18:01,383 --> 00:18:02,403
Easy!
339
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:06,073
I'll just throw in
Dee Dee's pink dresses,
340
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,030
and there's enough room
left in the washer
341
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:11,296
for Dexter's white lab coats.
342
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,233
Perfect!
343
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,466
Turn to hot.
344
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,030
And sha-bang!
345
00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:18,396
Mm! Sweet.
346
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,303
Now what do we got?
347
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,323
Dusting?
348
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,300
Sheesh! So easy.
349
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,333
[Man speaking Spanish on TV]
350
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:30,330
No! No! No!
351
00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:33,016
Stay away from
the delivery man, Maria.
352
00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:34,320
You're a married woman.
353
00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:36,020
[Doorbell rings]
354
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:38,450
Yes, may I help--you?
355
00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:41,033
Yes, is the lady
of the house in?
356
00:18:41,066 --> 00:18:43,376
Oh, no.
Not on my watch.
357
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:45,416
Excuse me?
358
00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:47,220
[Knock knock]
359
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,250
Who is it?
360
00:18:48,283 --> 00:18:49,273
Milkman.
361
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,270
The lady of the house
is out! Sheesh!
362
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,020
What else we got?
363
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,100
[Doorbell rings]
364
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,103
Mailman.
365
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,053
Go away!
366
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,073
♪ Baby, mm ♪
367
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,150
♪ oh, baby, baby, uh-uh-uh ♪
368
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,183
♪ oh, baby, ooh ♪
369
00:19:03,216 --> 00:19:05,296
♪ mm, baby, no, no, baby ♪
370
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,283
♪ yeah, yeah, baby ♪
371
00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:09,266
♪ oh, baby, oh, baby ♪
372
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:13,070
♪ baby! ♪
373
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,350
[Vacuum turns off]
374
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:21,383
If she thinks I'm vacuuming
all of this, she is crazy.
375
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:22,266
[Vacuum restarts]
376
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,130
♪ Baby, oh, baby, yeah ♪
377
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,266
♪ baby ♪
378
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,380
Now to get the dishes.
379
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:33,153
Hmm. I don't remember
the kitchen being so...
380
00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:35,073
Lemony fresh.
381
00:19:40,216 --> 00:19:44,126
At least the laundry
should be ok. What the--
382
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:48,096
I don't remember
Dexter's lab coats being pink.
383
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:50,403
Oh, well,
maybe he'll never notice.
384
00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:52,473
Ooh! Time to make dinner.
385
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,130
Ah...beautiful.
386
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,276
[Smacks lips]
387
00:19:57,316 --> 00:20:01,116
Well, it sort of
looks like the picture.
388
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:02,220
Well, dig in.
389
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,270
Uh, no, thanks.
390
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,320
Uh-uh.
391
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,230
At least you guys got
breakfast and lunch.
392
00:20:06,266 --> 00:20:09,226
Actually, dad,
a bully took my 5 bucks.
393
00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:13,416
I said, sorry, Dexter,
but this hat cost me $30.
394
00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:15,150
But I'd be more worried
395
00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:18,383
about the kitchen
and the living room.
396
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,473
I find it's best not
to think about it.
397
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,170
And why is
my lab coat pink?!
398
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,150
That's what I
want to know, mister.
399
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,023
Oh, who am I kidding?
400
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:33,020
I screwed up everything!
401
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:35,220
[Sobbing]
402
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,280
There, there, dad.
403
00:20:38,316 --> 00:20:41,116
Dad, I hate
to tell you, but...
404
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:43,300
Mom will be here
in 20 minutes!
405
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,153
Your mother! I'm sure
406
00:20:45,183 --> 00:20:48,423
we'll figure a way
out of this together.
407
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,300
Dad, I can't breathe.
408
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,483
Shh, shh.
409
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,300
This...house...
410
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,273
Is...
411
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,130
Spotless!
412
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,046
Hey, honey!
413
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:10,476
Oh! You are the best
husband ever.
414
00:21:11,016 --> 00:21:13,096
And to think
I doubted you.
415
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:14,403
Well,
of course, dear.
416
00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:15,373
Maybe next time
417
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,430
you'll think twice
before you--
418
00:21:17,466 --> 00:21:18,316
woman: Ahem!
419
00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:21,130
I still need to be paid.
420
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,076
[Laughing
nervously]
421
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,326
Here's your money.
Now get out.
422
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:26,466
[Door closes]
423
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,330
You paid
a Holly housekeeper to clean the house?
424
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:31,316
Uh, uh,
425
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:32,270
yeah, dad.
426
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,230
How could you?
427
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:35,146
Uh, yeah,
what Dexter said.
428
00:21:35,183 --> 00:21:37,403
Well, I, um...Uh...
429
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:38,473
See, I...
430
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,030
[Sighs]
431
00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:44,116
Good night, folks.
432
00:21:50,116 --> 00:21:52,196
Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door,
433
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:53,483
where impossible things
434
00:21:54,016 --> 00:21:54,466
may happen
435
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,300
that the world's
never seen before.
436
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:59,133
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory... ♪
437
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:04,203
♪ Lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪
438
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,203
♪ but Dee Dee ♪
439
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,133
♪ blows his experiments ♪
440
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,176
♪ to smithereens... ♪
441
00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:12,153
♪ There is gloom and doom ♪
442
00:22:12,183 --> 00:22:14,403
♪ while things go boom ♪
443
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,003
♪ in Dexter's lab ♪
444
00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:20,233
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