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Dexter: Ah, Sunday afternoon at my house

finds my family members occupying themselves

with their favorite hobbies.

Dad is in the living room reading the paper.

Mom is in the kitchen making treats for us.

Dee Dee is blathering to her friends

about some silly boy band she likes.

And I, Dexter, am deep within my laboratory

where it is nice and quiet...

So quiet you can hear a germ sing.

♪ Come on, baby, it's you and me ♪

Dexter: What the...

♪ Come on, baby, can't you see? ♪

♪ It's got be you and me ♪

What is going on?

♪ Forever

Dee Dee, you just ruined my experiment!

Stop your noisemaking and leave at once.

♪ But I can't stop how I feel ♪

♪ can't you know my love's for real? ♪

♪ Come on, baby, it's you and me ♪

♪ cookies, cookies, yum, yum, yum ♪

[Chewing rhythmically]

Boy: 2, 3, 4!

♪ Come on, baby, it's you and me ♪

♪ it's got to be you and me ♪

Ooh!

♪ Forever

[cough cough]

♪ Mr. Fuzzums, I think something's wrong ♪

♪ I can't stop myself from singing this song ♪

♪ I hope this doesn't last too long ♪

♪ Dexter!

♪ Dexter, help me, there's something weird ♪

♪ I've got this boy band song stuck in my ear ♪

♪ I cannot get it out I fear ♪

What the heck?

Be quiet for a second, Dee Dee, and hold still.

Well, would you look at that?

♪ Ah ♪ ah

♪ ah ♪ ah

♪ ah

well, Dee Dee, it would seem

you've been infected with the boy band virus.

[Gasp]

Now, if you can just be quiet

and hold still for a few hours,

I can study the virus and hopefully find the cure.

[Gasp]

Hold still! Be quiet!

Ok, what have we got here?

2, 3, 4.

♪ Come on, baby, it's you and me ♪

♪ come on, baby, can't you see? ♪

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

Oh, wait, Dee Dee, please do not go.

Please come back so I can drop everything

and cure your stupid virus.

Feh!

All righty, then.

Dee Dee! Dee Dee, come on, now.

I need to cure you before you get worse.

Dee Dee! Dee Dee!

Dee Dee?

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

Mom?

♪ Come on, baby, it's you and me ♪

♪ uh, come on, baby, can't you see? ♪

♪ It's got to be you and me ♪

♪ forever

[gasp]

It's ok, mom.

You've been infected with the boy band virus,

thanks to Dee Dee.

♪ They won't stop no matter what I do ♪

♪ that's exactly how I feel, too ♪

♪ no matter how hard I try ♪

♪ I can't stop

♪ look, I know that it's a catchy tune ♪

♪ but I'll cure this virus pretty soon ♪

♪ oh, no, I think I've got it, too ♪

♪ yes, you do

aah!

♪ Got to fix this and fix it good ♪

♪ before it spreads out to the neighborhood ♪

♪ just one turn of the wrench, that should... ♪

♪ Ah, I've done it

♪ hey, Dexter, whatcha doing there? ♪

♪ Hey, Dee Dee, you get out of here ♪

♪ wait, actually, come try this on ♪

♪ it's a head band

♪ so, what's this gonna do to me? ♪

♪ It'll reset all your memory ♪

♪ it's like a little frontal ♪

♪ lobotomy

♪ come on, baby, it's you and me ♪

♪ come on, baby, can't you see? ♪

♪ It's got to be you and me ♪

Come on, push the button!

Do it, do it, do it!

Hey, wait a second. You're not singing now.

And neither am I.

Hmm. Come on, now. Let's go have a look.

Well, look at that.

They're disbanding.

Seems like this one's trying to go off on his own.

Oh, that never works.

But it does appear to be the natural progression.

Yes. I think now they're too weak

to infect us with their stupid song.

Yay! We're cured!

Hopefully.

We will have to wait and see.

Ahh...

[Sigh]

Success!

No longer will we be infected by that boy band virus.

The world is safe. Ahh.

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

[Grunting]

♪ La la la la la la hmm hmm ♪

[Grunting]

♪ Forever

What is that?

May I ask, what are you doing?

Me and my friends are having--

you and your pathetic pals are leaving my lab posthaste!

Tea?

Thanks. Don't mind if I do.

I told you to get out of my lab.

So get out!

I do not know what it is with you sometimes, sister.

I'm going. I'm going.

I am trying to do the most important experiments to benefit mankind.

Then there's you.

Psh! A tea party, no less.

Shameful.

Sister, you forgot one of your stupid stuffed mammal dolls.

Yeesh. What an ugly--

[gasp] What?

He's breathing? He's alive!

What has Dee Dee done?

Aah!

My untested life potion!

What have you done?

[Elephant trumpeting]

Whee! Ha ha! Whee!

You are an idiot!

Don't you know what this means?

Boy, this book of old wives' tales sure is handy.

Who knew if you dropped silverware,

you're going to get company?

Or if your nose itches, you're going to get a kiss?

Wow! Here's one.

If you see living stuffed animals,

your youngest son has a secret laboratory in his room.

No son of mine will keep secrets

from his own father in this house.

I am shutting down Dexter's lab for good!

They cannot see those animals.

Dad will shut down my lab.

Dee Dee, you need to help me.

Or you will live with this guilt

for the rest of your life.

Let's go.

Ah, just waxing the turtle--

I mean table-- there for you, dad.

[Sigh]

Sometimes I don't know about that boy.

Dee Dee, what have I told you about brushing your hair?

[Whimpering]

Oh, see, Dee Dee? Now you look lovely.

Thanks for the lesson, mom.

Merry Christmas.

Da da!

Hello there, Dexter.

Da da!

Yes, Dexter, I am your father.

Da da!

Yes, we know that now, little Dexter,

but what do we call your mother?

Da da!

And we thought he was the smart one.

Why, thank you.

Gee, kangaroos sure are useful in the kitchen.

[Gasp]

What you got there, Dexter?

Huh?

What is that?

What? This?

Yes, that.

We don't allow live rabbits in the house.

Oh, ha ha ha.

This is a puppet.

Hello. I am Mr. Bun buns.

I'm here to put on a special show for papa.

♪ Special show, special show ♪

♪ so special, special, special, special show ♪

Hey, that is a special show from a special child.

Um...have fun with Mr. Bun buns.

Come along, Mr. Bun buns.

[Ting-a-ling]

Ahh. Is this all of them, Dee Dee?

Oh, no! Where's Mr. Beaver?

[Dad humming]

[Squeaking]

[Chattering]

There's Mr. Beaver.

Well, that's all of them.

And mom and dad are none the wiser.

Time to reverse this problem.

Reverse it?!

You can't reverse it now, Dexter.

Dee Dee, you cannot run around Willy nilly

just bringing things to life.

There is a set order to the universe.

There is the living,

and there is the not living.

If I let you bring your stuffed animals to life,

what's to stop you from bringing furniture

or, like, small appliances to life as well?

I mean, do you understand what I am telling you, Dee Dee?

Dee Dee?

♪ La la la Lee la Lee la Lee ♪

Yeesh! Why do I even bother?

Dexter: Yes, yes, yes.

No. No. Yes, that's it.

Solve it. Yes!

Ah, my greatest geometry problem,

it is almost complete!

Mom: Dexter!

Time to vacuum the living room!

Careful... Careful...

Dad: Dexter! That lawn isn't gonna mow itself!

Aah!

Easy...easy...

Dee Dee: Dexter!

Clean the toilet!

Grrr...

That is it!

Yes. After the moon coming up twice

and the sun coming up 3 times,

I have done it,

the invention to solve all my problems:

The hypnosis pen.

Anything I write will make anyone do my bidding.

Ha ha ha ha!

And I will finally have uninterrupted inventing time.

Mom: Must take out trash.

Must take out trash.

Must clean bathroom. Must clean bathroom.

Must clean bathroom.

Must paint house.

There. That should keep them all busy

while I get back to my experiments.

All thanks to this pen.

Yes, this pen that can alter anyone's brain

simply by writing what you want down.

Aha! At last, my probe drone has returned.

What secret Dexter information do you have?

Wow! Brain altering pen.

It shall be mine.

Yes! Perfect!

Yes! Yes!

Ooh...one drop. Yes.

My experiments are now complete

thanks to my hypnosis pen,

which I have placed behind me

and am sure is perfectly safe.

Mandark: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Yes. Everything is perfectly--

must...

Destroy...

Laboratory.

Must...

Destroy laboratory.

Destroy laboratory.

Must destroy.

Destroy!

Yes! Destruction.

Mandark: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Must annihilate lab.

Destroy lab.

Ugh. Laboratory destroyed.

Hi, mandark.

Dee Dee.

Ooh, pretty pen.

♪ La la la la la la

have me do your chores, will you?

Wait, Dee Dee, i--

Dexter and mandark: Must get butterflies.

Must get candy.

Pretty flowers.

Dollies.

Nice ribbons.

♪ Tra la la la la la la la la la yay ♪

Now, how about a tea party?

Both: No!

Yes!

Freshen your cup, Dex?

That would be delightful.

I concur.

Delightful.

We have to stop her.

But how?

Dee Dee?

Yes, Dexter?

Can we please stop this childish game?

No!

Look, Dee Dee, I am sorry I tried

to trick everyone into doing chores.

If you give me back the pen,

I promise to destroy it

and never use it for evil again.

Well, if you put it that way, I guess I can.

Got it!

Good job, Dexter.

Ha ha! Now I control the universe. Ha ha!

This ends here, mandark.

Yeah! Give it back!

You hush now, push-up boy.

Push-up boy?

Hey! Leave him alone.

Certainly. After a kiss.

A what?!

8...9...10...11...

If you think--

Ahh. True love.

Yech!

68...69...

Ooh!

At last, it is mine again!

Oh, no, you don't.

Got it.

Gimme it! I desire one more kiss.

[Gasp] No, monkey, no!

Must get bananas.

Get sugar cane...

[Monkey chittering]

[Laughing]

Narrator: Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows

his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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