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[Clicking]

Stupid Dee Dee.

Of all the sisters in the world,

why do I have to get the one that is stupid?

Dee Dee: Ok. I'm ready.

You can come in now.

All right, Dee.

Stupid Dee Dee.

All right, Dee Dee.

I know I lost the wager fair and square

and I agreed that if I lost,

I would play one of your stupid little games,

but I am a very busy boy genius,

so let's just make this quick.

Dee Dee? Dee Dee?

Dee Dee!

Dexter,

I am the all-knowing,

all-seeing

madam Dee Dee.

Using the power of my enchanted crystal ball,

I will tell your future.

You are about to sit down.

Dee Dee, did you not know

that we scientists are skeptical

about these types of fortune-telling phenomenon?

Put simply, we do not believe in it.

I knew you were going to say that.

You will believe.

You will!

Fine. Just make it quick.

As I gaze deep into the crystal ball,

I see...

I see you.

You've got a whole new look.

A brand-new look?

That is ridiculous.

Why mess with success, eh, baby?

Ha cha!

I'm seeing something else.

Very soon, you will be surrounded by...

Hot men.

What you talking about, Dee Dee?

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

The crystal ball don't lie, sugar.

Ha ha ha!

Well, anyway, let us move on.

What else do you see?

I see you will encounter

a hopping mad polka-dotted bunny.

Now, that's just dumb.

Oh, wait. I see something.

What is it?

Some words. Yes! I can read them.

What do they say?

They say...

"Dee Dee is stupid."

I'm out of here, sister.

Hasta manana,

wait, Dexter!

I'm seeing one more thing.

Save it for next season.

But, Dexter, this looks really bad,

really, really bad.

All right, crazo.

Thank you so much for the warning.

See you next time I'm in crazy land.

Have fun being crazy while I'm away.

Boy, she has really lost it this time.

That fortune-telling stuff is a load of bull pucky.

Uh, what?

Look. The lamp is unplugged.

I will just plug it back in.

Aah!

[Sigh]

There must be some faulty wiring.

Mom and dad should look into some electrical work.

My hair, it is atrocious.

Could this be Dee Dee's prediction?

Huh?

No one there.

Just a coincidence.

Hey, Dexter.

Dad, did you just see a snowman?

Snowman? The last time I saw a snowman

was last Christmas.

Why? Did you see one?

It might be christmastime right now.

Ooh, I love christmastime--

the presents, the trees, the food.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy!

No, dad. I mean, like, someone in a snowman costume

lurking around the house.

Costume? You mean like Halloween?

Oh, I love Halloween.

Thanks for the tip, Dex.

Well, dad seems to be acting normal.

Hey, mom.

Thanks for lending me the flashlight.

Oh, no problem, dear.

Hi, mom.

Oh, hello, Dee Dee.

Hey, Dexter.

Anything the matter?

No.

Are you sure?

You sound kind of creeped out.

Well, I'm not.

I told you,

I do not believe in that crazy mumbo jumbo jive.

We'll see, Dexter. We'll see.

Mom, I have been having one of those stressful days again.

Oh, well, I'm making cookies.

Would you like one?

Maybe it'll make you feel better.

Cookies? That sounds delicious.

Yes, please.

Be careful. They're hot.

Hot gingerbread men!

Another prediction come true.

[Gasp]

No!

I am so glad Dexter reminded me that it was Halloween today.

Ha! I love to dress up in costume.

[Muttering]

A hopping mad polka-dotted bunny?

Another prediction come true.

Dee Dee's knack for seeing future events is uncanny.

Wait a minute.

What was the last thing Dee Dee was trying to tell me?

She said it was really bad.

I had better find out before it is too late.

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee, you've got to help me.

Oh, what's the matter, Dex?

You have to see into the future.

Tell me what terrible thing you saw.

But I thought you didn't believe in all that.

I didn't,

but all that stuff you said,

it came true.

Please tell me my future.

So now do you believe?

Yes, yes.

Now tell me what your crystal ball shows.

Ok!

I have to look deep into my crystal ball

for this one.

It's very hazy,

but...

But...

I see it.

[Gasp]

What? What is it?

You are running away from something.

It's been stalking you all around the house.

It looks like...

Like...

Yes? Yes?

A snowman.

Yes. It is all true.

A crazy snowman is after me.

[Gasp]

What happens next?

Wait. Wait.

There. I see it.

He's gonna get you!

There he is!

[Gibberish]

Hey.

[Bells jingling]

A snow globe?

Now who's a crazo?

Dee Dee, that is not fair.

You tricked me.

I made a believer out of you, Dexter.

I'll give you something to believe in--

my karate chop.

Wait, Dexter.

I can see the future in your palm, too.

It says the end is near.

Yeah, right.

I will believe that when I see it.

[Whirring]

Yippee!

Yet another scientific success.

I must make a personal note of it.

[Rumbling]

[Beeping]

[Muttering]

[Muttering]

Remove yourself from my experimentational facility!

Get out of my lab!

[Clang]

Hmm!

Oh, what did I tell you, Dee Dee,

about being here?

I said--

Aah!

Aah!

[Gibberish]

[Dexter screaming]

[Monster screaming gibberish]

[Dexter screaming]

Aah!

Sister!

Hi, Dexter.

Sister Dee Dee,

you must save me.

A hideous monster is on the loose.

It is a dangerous beast

adorned with horns

and sharp teeth

and claws to cut you.

Dexter, you're scaring me.

And the worst part is

he could be...

Anywhere.

Come on. We've got to hide.

Hide? I love hiding games.

I know the secretest of secret hiding places.

This is very secret.

He'll never find you in there.

[Muffled] Thank you, sister.

Ooh, maybe you are good for something after all.

In here, Dexter.

Aah!

Aah!

Help, Dee Dee, help!

In here, Dexter.

Aah!

Dexter, Dexter! Here.

My motherboard will protect me.

Aah!

Let us try another hiding place, okey-dokey?

My atom smasher?

He won't be able to find you

if you're flat.

Hmm. Good thinking.

Yipe!

Here, Dexter.

This will turn you invisible.

Ha ha! Stupid monster.

Science always wins.

Huh? Huh?

[Sniffing]

Oh, no.

In here, Dexter. In here.

Wait. Where am I?

My particle accelerator?

[Dexter screaming]

Dexter: Dee Dee, turn--

the--

knob--

closed.

Aah!

Aah!

Dexter! Dexter!

[Muffled screaming]

Huh?

Dexter, here.

In here, Dexter.

Eee!

Ha ha ha!

Foolish monster.

You're on the wrong side of the fence.

Aah!

Help, Dee Dee, help!

In here, Dexter. In here.

You'll be safe in here, Dexter.

Thank you, sister.

[Rumbling]

What was that noise?

Dee Dee?

[Breathing heavily]

Dee Dee, aren't you there?

[Dexter screaming]

The monster ate my sister.

The monster ate my sister.

No!

My sister is forever gone,

and I have nowhere else to go.

Why?

[Sobbing]

I must warn the rest of my family of the impending doom

before there are any more...

[Gulp]

Casualties.

Mother, father,

there is a horrible monster on the loose,

and it ate up Dee Dee.

Please protect me from such a horrible fate.

Please, parents, save me, please.

Dad: Ha ha!

Easy there, Dexter.

There's no such thing as monsters.

Mom: Oh, don't worry, Dexter.

Dad: You'll be safe up here with us.

You are the greatest parents a child can ask for.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you, mother and father.

You make me feel so safe.

[Chomping]

Mmm, mmm!

[Crickets chirping]

[Clicking]

And one more turn

will make my creation complete.

No longer will Dee Dee be able to touch my stuff

in my wondrous laboratory.

Not with my newest creation--

the defendatron!

[Beeping]

First, to activate it.

[Ding]

The first line of defense,

a 13-digit code that only I, Dexter, know.

There is a 1 in 20 million chance

that Dee Dee could get it right.

Next, a perimeter of lasers so sensitive

merely touching one will shock Dee Dee,

and she will never get in.

Next, a series of 3-foot-thick doors.

Then, a multitude of razor-sharp blades.

And finally, a banana scientifically designed to be so slippery,

all are cursed to fall under its slipperiness.

♪ Go, Dexter

♪ it's your birthday--

dad, what are you doing here?

I mean, you are probably wondering--

ha ha--

what this lab is.

Well, it's, um, some sort of an alien spaceship

that I discovered, and, uh--

[snoring]

Huh?

Dad somehow sleepwalked into my laboratory.

Ha ha ha!

Well, at least he's asleep.

[Gasp]

But what if he should awaken?

He will see everything.

No!

My assortment of rare scientific chemicals.

[Glass breaking] [Gasp]

[Snoring]

[Gasp]

The untested x-14 invisibility oxide.

Aah!

Dad, look out!

Oh, no.

I squished dad.

[Dad snoring]

[Footsteps]

I'm coming, dad.

[Dad snoring]

[Dad snoring]

[Gasp]

The water short-circuited the deatomizer.

I shrunk dad!

Hold on while I grab the reatomizer.

[Snoring]

Oops. Too much juice.

[Snoring louder]

I am out of power.

I need to plug this in and recharge.

[Crash]

Oh, not my molecular translocation quadrant.

Come on.

[Glass breaking]

Hurry, please.

[Beeping]

Good enough. Aha!

Oh, great.

At least this way,

he can't get into any more trouble.

[Snoring]

Dad has been sucked into the air vent?

[Clanging]

Don't worry. I will save you.

[Smacking lips]

I want a glass of water.

No, no. Not z-19!

[Burp]

[Glass breaks]

[Snoring]

My laboratory equipment, destroyed.

That's it!

Antidote.

[Growling]

[Snoring]

[Glass breaks]

[Snoring]

[Burp]

[Gasp]

What is this place?

Scientific technology,

robot cyborgs,

bubbling chemical vat thingies,

probes?

It's an alien spaceship.

I'll never forget this as long as--

♪ go to sleep, daddy ♪

♪ do it right now

[Dexter grunting]

[Metal clanging]

[Dexter screaming]

[Dexter screaming]

[Snoring]

Grr!

[Door creaks]

Ah!

Shh. Dexter, don't you know I'm a light sleeper?

Man: Enter at your own peril,

past the bolted door,

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee

♪ blows his experiments

♪ to smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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