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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group an U.S. department of education
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[Dee Dee giggling]
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Ooh.
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[Power shutdown]
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Ooh.
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Open,open.
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Come on, open, open, open.
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Open, open, open.
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Bah! Cannot believe
I cannot...
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Stupid outdated
bookshelf entrance.
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Mental note:
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Upgrade secret
bookshelf entrance
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to secret media nuke entrance.
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Cannot believe I cannot get
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in to my own stupid...
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Ahem!
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Computer, why is the laboratory
not illuminated?
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[Imitating computer]
Lights on, Dexter.
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Computer's running
a little sticky today.
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Computer, what is
on the schedule for me today?
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Um, ahem.
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Be nice to Dee Dee.
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No matter what
irreversible damage
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she's done to
your laboratory.
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[Laughing hysterically]
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I cannot believe...
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Oh, my god!
Can't believe... Oh, my god!
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Whew!
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Computer, you are
in rare form today.
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Now seriously,
computer,
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what am I doing
today?
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[Imitating computer sounds]
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You have the week off.
Ahem.
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Today is, um, a holiday.
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It's--uh--
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hmm--scientist
appreciation week.
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Scientist
appreciation week?
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Computer, why did
you not tell me sooner?
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I'll be back
next Tuesday.
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If something
important comes up,
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you can reach me
at the summer home.
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Bon voyage,
Dexter.
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Don't forget
to lock up.
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Don't worry,
Dexter.
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Your bio-nuclear
gene splicer is safe with me.
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Wait a minute!
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Silly me!
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I cannot take
a vacation
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while I'm on the brink
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of inventing my latest,
greatest invention
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of all time!
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Thank you for
reminding me, computer.
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Attention robot:
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Engage gene splicer
test sequence.
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Hello! Robot!
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Robot!
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I have not
got all day!
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[Dee Dee imitates robot sounds]
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Robot, power up
nuclear fueling capacitors.
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Uh...powering cooling
thingama boopers.
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Configure gene
splicer coordinates.
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Combobulating gene..
Uh..Splicer thingy.
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Position test
subject.
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Initiate the launch
sequence.
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5, boop; 4, beep;
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5, 6, 7,
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uh, 6...
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Ka-powee!
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[Squeaking]
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Huh? Ka-powee!
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What do you mean,
Ka-powee.
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Everybody knows
bio-nuclear gene splicers goes Ka-keen!
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Someone has been
messing around
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with my
laboratory.
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[Gasping]
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What is this?
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[Squeaking]
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Now where did
this come from?
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Hmm.
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You know whoI
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was messing with
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my invention?
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That is right, Dexter.
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It is I, Dee Dee.
Uh...I mean, mandark.
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Ha ha ha!
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[Coughing]
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Mandark, I should
have known it was you.
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And I almost thought
it was my stupid sister, Dee Dee.
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Aha!
That is right.
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I planted her
stuffed animal
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so that you would
think that it was her, Dee Dee,
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not I, mandark,
that sabotaged your laboratory
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by not accidentally
pulling the system shutdown switch.
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Ha ha ha!
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You pulled the system
shutdown switch?
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[Gasping]
And not by accident?
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I will destroy you
for this, mandark!
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Wait a minute.
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If my system
is shut down,
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how come I can
still see you on the monitor, mandark?
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Because your
laboratory is on emergency power?
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That is right,
mandark.
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Because my
laboratory is on emergency power.
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I knew that.
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I will destroy you,
mandark.
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Prepare to feel the power
of my laser canons.
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Ka-pow!
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[Dee Dee coughing violently]
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[Wheezing and coughing]
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Help me!
I'm melting!
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Until we meet
again, mandark.
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And now to
override the system shutdown switch.
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Now where did that
power-up button go?
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Oh! That's right.
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Wow, not only did I invent
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the greatest invention
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of all time, today,
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but I defeated the evil
mandark yet again.
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Ha ha ha!
All in a day's work.
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Whew!
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Wee!
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Ooh!
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Ok, dad!
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Just look at them.
A sea of satellite dishes.
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Fools all!
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Suckered into paying for
something you can do yourself.
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Ha ha!
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Unaware that it's
not the equipment,
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but who's equipping it.
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Let's see now.
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Ok, Dex? How about now?
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It's no good!
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Hmm. Tinfoil.
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How's that?
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Nope.
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Now?
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Nope!
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[Gives shrill cry]
Grr...Ah!
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No!
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[Falling sound]
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Dexter: Oh yeah!
There, that's perfect.
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We lost it.
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Hey, I think it's clearing up.
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Who am I kidding?
I failed.
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Relax dad, it is just TV.
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I just don't know how much
longer I can...
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[Crying]
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[Snoring]
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[Door opens and closes]
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[Beeping]
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Huh? It works! I did it!
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Ok, let's see what we got.
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15...
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TV: Cubic zirconia
Princess ring.
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14...
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TV: Real diamond that
can only cut glass.
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15...
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TV: It shines like
the dickens!
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16...
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TV: Get one
for your friends,
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or your boss,
or your friend's boss.
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17...
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TV: That's how versatile
this thing is.
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Hey!
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Ah! That's better.
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I am the channel master!
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So much to choose from!
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[Car honks]
Huh?
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More junk mail.
Important.
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[Reading letter]
Dear Dexter's dad, we are well aware of your current situation.
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Piracy...piracy?
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What do pirates have to
do with selling cable?
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And as in violation
of blah-blah, yaggedy, yaggedy-shmaggedy...
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Sorry guys, no sale.
I've already got it.
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[Static]
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That's odd.
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I guess I have to
have a look-see.
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[Groaning]
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Hey, dad.
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Dad! What are you
doing up there?
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Slight mechanical
difficulties,
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but don't worry,
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I am the channel
mast...Oh, aw.
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You are going
to end up in a body cast.
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Why don't you
let me help you?
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Awesome.
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Everything
looks normal.
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Perhaps I should
upgrade the larger receptors.
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00:11:01,183 --> 00:11:05,333
I'll just run you
through the important stuff.
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00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:08,226
Yes, dad.
I am listening.
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You've got to
use the rake
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to gain its trust,
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then surprise the bugger
by going nuts!
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00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:16,146
Uh, Dex?
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00:11:16,183 --> 00:11:18,483
Yes, yes,
going nuts.
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00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:21,046
It won't
be long now.
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Ok, dad, I think
that did it!
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No, no! Now this is
the important one.
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With your eyes closed,
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run full speed
into the antenna,
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and when you fall,
I'll catch you.
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Don't let me down now,
we're too close.
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Do it for your dad!
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Ok, here goes nothing.
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Here I come!
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Huh?
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I am back!
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[Telephone rings]
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Answering machine: Mr. Dexter's
dad, we are well aware of your current situation.
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Piratation of our satellite
broadcast is a felony.
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This is your last warning.
Legal action will be taken.
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Working the phones too, huh?
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Don't hold your breath, guys,
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I'm not buying anything.
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00:12:14,116 --> 00:12:15,376
Huh?
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Dexter!
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[Dexter moaning]
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00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,250
Son, we've
got problems.
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00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,133
Look!
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How could
this happen?
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I just--i mean
we just fixed it!
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00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,483
This has gone
on long enough.
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00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:32,026
I will fix
this thing once and for all.
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00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:35,166
Er, don't forget
the rake, son.
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That should do it.
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00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:38,473
Yes!
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[Reacting to different TV shows]
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Hey, hey.
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Ha ha!
Just me and my 400 favorite channels.
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[Sirens]
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[Snaps]
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00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:10,453
Mr. Dexter's dad, we are well
aware of your current situation.
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00:13:10,483 --> 00:13:12,453
Blah, blah, blah, blah...
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00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:15,373
You guys again.
Can't you take a hint?
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00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,400
I don't need
your stupid satellite.
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I have my own ways.
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00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:24,450
Yes, this seems
to be the problem.
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00:13:24,483 --> 00:13:26,283
Oh, I see how it works.
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00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:34,476
Either I "play ball" your way
or I don't "play ball" at all.
241
00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:36,076
Well, I won't be bullied
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so you'll just have to
take me the hard way.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ok, boys, move him out.
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00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,453
Wait! It was me.
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It was I, Dexter, boy genius,
using my superior intellect,
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I was able to take control
of your satellite.
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My dad is an idiot...Innocent.
250
00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:01,446
I am the one
who should be punished.
251
00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:03,303
Psst! Play dead.
252
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:08,133
Huh, nice try kid.
I'm a boy genius.
253
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Man: Ok. Let's see.
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Mr. Dexter's dad.
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00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:16,483
Ah yes, he's been
free to go for weeks.
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00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,350
Dexter's dad: Ha ha!
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00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:20,153
Whoo-hoo!
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00:14:20,183 --> 00:14:21,253
Heh heh!
259
00:14:21,283 --> 00:14:22,223
Whoa.
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00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,180
No whammy!
261
00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:25,046
Huh?
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00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,273
Look at that sunset.
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If only I'd known,
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I would have gotten
myself arrested years ago.
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00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,220
[Bell ringing]
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00:14:53,266 --> 00:15:00,026
Ah, the sweet and silent
solitude of the school library.
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00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,376
Oh yeah, we're so
prepared for this.
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This is going to
be a great game,
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we're going
to kicky Booty.
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00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:06,296
Our new cheers
are so awesome.
271
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,283
Wait until
you see them,
272
00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,146
you're just not
gonna believe it!
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00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:11,403
Ahem!
274
00:15:15,266 --> 00:15:16,446
No book for you,
275
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:20,153
and no book for you!
276
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,223
No, uh-uh.
You know the rules.
277
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,270
No food or drink
in the library.
278
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,000
No book for you!
279
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:45,070
Mis-using
school property,
280
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,300
you know better
than that.
281
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:51,023
No book for you!
282
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:04,430
Ah, here we are.
701.328.
283
00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:07,996
[Gasp]
Hello! What is this!
284
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,153
Green bacon and eggs!
285
00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:11,223
What is a childrens' book
286
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:15,030
doing in
coelacanth paleobiology?
287
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:20,326
Miss salinger
miss salinger.
288
00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:22,396
Yes, what is it,
Dexter?
289
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,083
I have found an...
290
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,026
Inappropriately
placed...
291
00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:27,146
Piece of fiction.
292
00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:29,053
Really?
Well, be a dear
293
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:32,053
and place it in
its proper home.
294
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:36,153
Ahh.
295
00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:40,183
Library patrons speaking
at unacceptable volumes, eating snacks,
296
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:44,316
abusing school property,
and now this.
297
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:47,180
It is all very disappointing.
298
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:50,366
You know, I like
miss salinger and all,
299
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,230
but if this were my library,
300
00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:55,216
such behavior within
these hallowed shelves
301
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,000
would not be tolerated.
302
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,133
Oh, my, look at
the time.
303
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,346
Dexter,
I have to be at a staff meeting.
304
00:17:01,383 --> 00:17:06,203
I need you to keep
an eye on things for one hour.
305
00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:30,073
Ahh!
306
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,400
[Tapping finger]
307
00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:51,433
[Ah-choo]
308
00:18:00,016 --> 00:18:02,096
Finally, a school library
309
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:04,453
dedicated to
the pure appreciation
310
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,323
of the English language.
311
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:09,120
Dexter, you have done it again.
312
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,050
Next!
313
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,023
[Buzzer sounds]
314
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:12,450
Sarah goldfarm.
315
00:18:12,483 --> 00:18:16,373
Another early
return, I see.
316
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,400
Ha ha ha!
317
00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:20,423
Stranger Rick:
August 2001.
318
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,000
A solid
subject matter,
319
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,173
but a little
sophomoric for second grade.
320
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,020
Would you not agree?
321
00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:27,150
Robot, please
retrieve
322
00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:28,333
some less
frivolous reading
323
00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:29,466
for miss goldfarm?
324
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,480
Perhaps something
from coelacanth paleobiology,
325
00:18:33,016 --> 00:18:36,016
a personal favorite
subject of mine.
326
00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:48,326
Cannot confirm
target.
327
00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:50,996
Cannot confirm
target?
328
00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:54,373
You illiterate
Android!
329
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,280
Must I spell
everything out
330
00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:58,396
for you recycled
soup cans?
331
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,100
Ahh!
332
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,020
[Dexter whistling]
333
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,203
Heh heh!
334
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:16,253
System error.
Cannot confirm target.
335
00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:19,033
Arr!
336
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:25,233
Why must I do
everything myself?
337
00:19:26,116 --> 00:19:28,396
[Grumbling]
338
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,270
...stupid-looking robots.
339
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:39,170
There, coelacanth
paleobiology. Now, how difficult was that?
340
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:43,120
Green bacon and eggs?
341
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:47,000
But I do not like
green bacon and eggs!
342
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:51,073
There is not a walnut brain ape
among you who is worthy to share
343
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:55,320
my world-class collection
of written history.
344
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:47,376
Dexter, I am very
disappointed in you.
345
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,216
I leave you in
charge of the library
346
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,450
for one hour,
and look what you do.
347
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,283
Just look at
this mess.
348
00:20:53,316 --> 00:20:56,116
But--but--
I...they...
349
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:59,230
I'm giving you
the maximum library penalty.
350
00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:00,216
[Gasping]
351
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,480
No! Not that!
352
00:21:02,016 --> 00:21:04,076
Please,
miss salinger. No!
353
00:21:04,116 --> 00:21:05,246
That's right.
354
00:21:05,283 --> 00:21:07,333
You can only check out
4 books a week, instead of 5.
355
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,396
Boo hoo hoo.
Don't do this to me.
356
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,383
It's not very
nice of you.
357
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:15,416
No!
358
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:17,080
Shh!
359
00:21:20,383 --> 00:21:22,323
Announcer:
Enter at your own peril,
360
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,120
past the vaulted door
361
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,220
where impossible things
362
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,320
may happen
363
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:29,080
that the world's
never seen before.
364
00:21:29,116 --> 00:21:32,446
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
365
00:21:32,483 --> 00:21:36,403
♪ lives the smartest
boy you've ever seen ♪
366
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:39,353
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
367
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:41,323
♪ to smithereens
368
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:46,330
♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪
369
00:21:46,366 --> 00:21:48,416
♪ in Dexter's lab
370
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:52,150
captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
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00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:54,123
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