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[Dee Dee giggling]

Ooh.

[Power shutdown]

Ooh.

Open,open.

Come on, open, open, open.

Open, open, open.

Bah! Cannot believe I cannot...

Stupid outdated bookshelf entrance.

Mental note:

Upgrade secret bookshelf entrance

to secret media nuke entrance.

Cannot believe I cannot get

in to my own stupid...

Ahem!

Computer, why is the laboratory not illuminated?

[Imitating computer] Lights on, Dexter.

Computer's running a little sticky today.

Computer, what is on the schedule for me today?

Um, ahem.

Be nice to Dee Dee.

No matter what irreversible damage

she's done to your laboratory.

[Laughing hysterically]

I cannot believe...

Oh, my god! Can't believe... Oh, my god!

Whew!

Computer, you are in rare form today.

Now seriously, computer,

what am I doing today?

[Imitating computer sounds]

You have the week off. Ahem.

Today is, um, a holiday.

It's--uh--

hmm--scientist appreciation week.

Scientist appreciation week?

Computer, why did you not tell me sooner?

I'll be back next Tuesday.

If something important comes up,

you can reach me at the summer home.

Bon voyage, Dexter.

Don't forget to lock up.

Don't worry, Dexter.

Your bio-nuclear gene splicer is safe with me.

Wait a minute!

Silly me!

I cannot take a vacation

while I'm on the brink

of inventing my latest, greatest invention

of all time!

Thank you for reminding me, computer.

Attention robot:

Engage gene splicer test sequence.

Hello! Robot!

Robot!

I have not got all day!

[Dee Dee imitates robot sounds]

Robot, power up nuclear fueling capacitors.

Uh...powering cooling thingama boopers.

Configure gene splicer coordinates.

Combobulating gene.. Uh..Splicer thingy.

Position test subject.

Initiate the launch sequence.

5, boop; 4, beep;

5, 6, 7,

uh, 6...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Ka-powee!

[Squeaking]

Huh? Ka-powee!

What do you mean, Ka-powee.

Everybody knows bio-nuclear gene splicers goes Ka-keen!

Someone has been messing around

with my laboratory.

[Gasping]

What is this?

[Squeaking]

Now where did this come from?

Hmm.

You know whoI

was messing with

my invention?

That is right, Dexter.

It is I, Dee Dee. Uh...I mean, mandark.

Ha ha ha!

[Coughing]

Mandark, I should have known it was you.

And I almost thought it was my stupid sister, Dee Dee.

Aha! That is right.

I planted her stuffed animal

so that you would think that it was her, Dee Dee,

not I, mandark, that sabotaged your laboratory

by not accidentally pulling the system shutdown switch.

Ha ha ha!

You pulled the system shutdown switch?

[Gasping] And not by accident?

I will destroy you for this, mandark!

Wait a minute.

If my system is shut down,

how come I can still see you on the monitor, mandark?

Because your laboratory is on emergency power?

That is right, mandark.

Because my laboratory is on emergency power.

I knew that.

I will destroy you, mandark.

Prepare to feel the power of my laser canons.

Ka-pow!

[Dee Dee coughing violently]

[Wheezing and coughing]

Help me! I'm melting!

Until we meet again, mandark.

And now to override the system shutdown switch.

Now where did that power-up button go?

Oh! That's right.

Wow, not only did I invent

the greatest invention

of all time, today,

but I defeated the evil mandark yet again.

Ha ha ha! All in a day's work.

Whew!

Wee!

Ooh!

Ok, dad!

Just look at them. A sea of satellite dishes.

Fools all!

Suckered into paying for something you can do yourself.

Ha ha!

Unaware that it's not the equipment,

but who's equipping it.

Let's see now.

Ok, Dex? How about now?

It's no good!

Hmm. Tinfoil.

How's that?

Nope.

Now?

Nope!

[Gives shrill cry] Grr...Ah!

No!

[Falling sound]

Dexter: Oh yeah! There, that's perfect.

We lost it.

Hey, I think it's clearing up.

Who am I kidding? I failed.

Relax dad, it is just TV.

I just don't know how much longer I can...

[Crying]

[Snoring]

[Door opens and closes]

[Beeping]

Huh? It works! I did it!

Ok, let's see what we got.

15...

TV: Cubic zirconia Princess ring.

14...

TV: Real diamond that can only cut glass.

15...

TV: It shines like the dickens!

16...

TV: Get one for your friends,

or your boss, or your friend's boss.

17...

TV: That's how versatile this thing is.

Hey!

Ah! That's better.

I am the channel master!

So much to choose from!

[Car honks] Huh?

More junk mail. Important.

[Reading letter] Dear Dexter's dad, we are well aware of your current situation.

Piracy...piracy?

What do pirates have to do with selling cable?

And as in violation of blah-blah, yaggedy, yaggedy-shmaggedy...

Sorry guys, no sale. I've already got it.

[Static]

That's odd.

I guess I have to have a look-see.

[Groaning]

Hey, dad.

Dad! What are you doing up there?

Slight mechanical difficulties,

but don't worry,

I am the channel mast...Oh, aw.

You are going to end up in a body cast.

Why don't you let me help you?

Awesome.

Everything looks normal.

Perhaps I should upgrade the larger receptors.

I'll just run you through the important stuff.

Yes, dad. I am listening.

You've got to use the rake

to gain its trust,

then surprise the bugger by going nuts!

Uh, Dex?

Yes, yes, going nuts.

It won't be long now.

Ok, dad, I think that did it!

No, no! Now this is the important one.

With your eyes closed,

run full speed into the antenna,

and when you fall, I'll catch you.

Don't let me down now, we're too close.

Do it for your dad!

Ok, here goes nothing.

Here I come!

Huh?

I am back!

[Telephone rings]

Answering machine: Mr. Dexter's dad, we are well aware of your current situation.

Piratation of our satellite broadcast is a felony.

This is your last warning. Legal action will be taken.

Working the phones too, huh?

Don't hold your breath, guys,

I'm not buying anything.

Huh?

Dexter!

[Dexter moaning]

Son, we've got problems.

Look!

How could this happen?

I just--i mean we just fixed it!

This has gone on long enough.

I will fix this thing once and for all.

Er, don't forget the rake, son.

That should do it.

Yes!

[Reacting to different TV shows]

Hey, hey.

Ha ha! Just me and my 400 favorite channels.

[Sirens]

[Snaps]

Mr. Dexter's dad, we are well aware of your current situation.

Blah, blah, blah, blah...

You guys again. Can't you take a hint?

I don't need your stupid satellite.

I have my own ways.

Yes, this seems to be the problem.

Oh, I see how it works.

Either I "play ball" your way or I don't "play ball" at all.

Well, I won't be bullied

so you'll just have to take me the hard way.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ok, boys, move him out.

Wait! It was me.

It was I, Dexter, boy genius, using my superior intellect,

I was able to take control of your satellite.

My dad is an idiot...Innocent.

I am the one who should be punished.

Psst! Play dead.

Huh, nice try kid. I'm a boy genius.

Man: Ok. Let's see.

Mr. Dexter's dad.

Ah yes, he's been free to go for weeks.

Dexter's dad: Ha ha!

Whoo-hoo!

Heh heh!

Whoa.

No whammy!

Huh?

Look at that sunset.

If only I'd known,

I would have gotten myself arrested years ago.

[Bell ringing]

Ah, the sweet and silent solitude of the school library.

Oh yeah, we're so prepared for this.

This is going to be a great game,

we're going to kicky Booty.

Our new cheers are so awesome.

Wait until you see them,

you're just not gonna believe it!

Ahem!

No book for you,

and no book for you!

No, uh-uh. You know the rules.

No food or drink in the library.

No book for you!

Mis-using school property,

you know better than that.

No book for you!

Ah, here we are. 701.328.

[Gasp] Hello! What is this!

Green bacon and eggs!

What is a childrens' book

doing in coelacanth paleobiology?

Miss salinger miss salinger.

Yes, what is it, Dexter?

I have found an...

Inappropriately placed...

Piece of fiction.

Really? Well, be a dear

and place it in its proper home.

Ahh.

Library patrons speaking at unacceptable volumes, eating snacks,

abusing school property, and now this.

It is all very disappointing.

You know, I like miss salinger and all,

but if this were my library,

such behavior within these hallowed shelves

would not be tolerated.

Oh, my, look at the time.

Dexter, I have to be at a staff meeting.

I need you to keep an eye on things for one hour.

Ahh!

[Tapping finger]

[Ah-choo]

Finally, a school library

dedicated to the pure appreciation

of the English language.

Dexter, you have done it again.

Next!

[Buzzer sounds]

Sarah goldfarm.

Another early return, I see.

Ha ha ha!

Stranger Rick: August 2001.

A solid subject matter,

but a little sophomoric for second grade.

Would you not agree?

Robot, please retrieve

some less frivolous reading

for miss goldfarm?

Perhaps something from coelacanth paleobiology,

a personal favorite subject of mine.

Cannot confirm target.

Cannot confirm target?

You illiterate Android!

Must I spell everything out

for you recycled soup cans?

Ahh!

[Dexter whistling]

Heh heh!

System error. Cannot confirm target.

Arr!

Why must I do everything myself?

[Grumbling]

...stupid-looking robots.

There, coelacanth paleobiology. Now, how difficult was that?

Green bacon and eggs?

But I do not like green bacon and eggs!

There is not a walnut brain ape among you who is worthy to share

my world-class collection of written history.

Dexter, I am very disappointed in you.

I leave you in charge of the library

for one hour, and look what you do.

Just look at this mess.

But--but-- I...they...

I'm giving you the maximum library penalty.

[Gasping]

No! Not that!

Please, miss salinger. No!

That's right.

You can only check out 4 books a week, instead of 5.

Boo hoo hoo. Don't do this to me.

It's not very nice of you.

No!

Shh!

Announcer: Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things

may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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