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[Clock ticking]
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Tell me.
No.
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No.
Tell me.
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Tell me.
No.
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Tell me.
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Dexter,
for the last time--
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tell me! Tell me!
Tell me!
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Absolutely not.
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But I must know.
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And you shall...
In exactly 7 days.
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But I can't wait
that long.
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You've already waited
almost a year.
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What's another 7 days?
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Well, technically,
there are still 7 days, 14 hours, and 36--
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make that
35 minutes left.
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And the answer
issti
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that's final!
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Now, if you don't mind,
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I have a very important
article
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on car waxes to read.
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Ha ha ha!
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Boys.
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[Door slams]
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Hi, Dexter!
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Why the long face,
Dexter?
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[Sighs]
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Dad won't tell me
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what he's giving me
for my birthday.
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Ha ha, Dexter,
silly! For someone who's so smart,
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you sure are dumb.
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Don't you know?
Dad never tells a secret.
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You'd have to be
a mind reader to figure this one out.
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I am still alive.
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My cerebellic transfer wave
inducer is a success.
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I can now read the minds
of whomever I wish.
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Dad, what did you get me
for my birthday?
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Overslept again,
Dex?
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I see you didn't
even have time to comb your hair.
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I said, what did
you get me
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for my birthday?
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[Thinking]
Heh heh heh!
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Now I shall
read his mind.
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Ha ha!
When pigs fly, Dexter.
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The answer
is still no.
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Huh?
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Mom:
Come on, son.
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No time
for chitchat.
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Now, Dexter. Sit down
and eat your breakfast.
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Dexter, thinking:
Yuck! Mom's oatmeal tastes like barf.
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Oh!
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Dexter,
don't be rude!
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Huh?
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[Thinking]
That sister of mine:
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What
a ferocious pig!
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Hey! I'm no pig!
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That is enough, Dexter.
Time for school.
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But wait.
Dad, what--
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the answer is no.
Now git!
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[Thinking]
Dad with his stubborn poo-poo doodyhead!
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Dad: I heard that.
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Mom: And we
are gonna have
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a serious talk
about your potty mouth
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when you get home
from school today.
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[Thinking]
Wait. How come I could not read dad's mind?
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Why did mom say I was rude?
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How did Dee Dee know
I called her a ferocious pig?
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Unless...
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Oh, no. My invention
has backfired.
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I must get back to the--
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Dee Dee: Come on, Dexter.
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We're gonna be late
for the school bus.
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[Thinking]
Oh, no! What have I done?
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Everyone can read
my thoughts.
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I must keep my mind blank.
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Did you say
something, Dex?
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Not quite.
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[Thinking]
Heh heh. I must keep my mind blank,
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keep an empty head.
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Empty head.
Empty head.
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Hey! Who are
you calling an empty head?
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Get back here!
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[Thinking]
Don't think anything. Nothing--
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nothing at all.
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Oh, but that kid
is so ugly,
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and that one
has crazy hair.
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Oh, and look at
those braces.
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Chubby cheeks, pizza face,
pencil nose, sasquatch.
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Oh, what am I thinking?
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Heh heh heh.
Just kidding.
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Hey, what's up
with that kid?
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Dee Dee's
little brother.
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Ah.
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[Thinking]
I must get through school
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as safely
and as swiftly as possible.
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Good morning, class.
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Class: Good morning,
Mr. Muzinsky.
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Mr. Muzinsky: Hope everyone
had a wonderful weekend.
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[Thinking]
Don't say anything. Don't think anything.
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Now, today we are going to
discuss one of my favorite historical figures:
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George Washington carver.
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[Thinking]
Yes. All I have to do is take notes.
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No thinking.
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Mr. Muzinsky:
George Washington carver,
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born in diamond grove,
Missouri, around 1860,
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developed over 300 uses
for peanuts.
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Dexter, thinking:
300 uses for peanuts.
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One of carver's
most infamous uses for peanuts...
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Dexter, thinking:
Uses for peanuts...
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Was his crop rotation
method,
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which alternated
nitrate-producing legumes...
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Dexter, thinking:
Legumes...
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[Class giggling]
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Such as peanuts--
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with cotton...
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Dexter, thinking:
With cotton.
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[Class giggling]
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...which depletes soil
of its nutrients.
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Dexter: Which depletes soil
of its nutrients.
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[Voices overlapping]
Southern farmers soon began planting peanuts one year
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and cotton the next.
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Mr. Muzinsky: And if Dexter
doesn't stop mimicking me,
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he'll be going
to the counselor's office
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after lunch.
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Dexter, thinking: He'll
be going to the counselor's office after lunch.
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Dexter, thinking:
The day is almost over.
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All I have to do
is get through lunch and the counselor's office,
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and I'll be ok.
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In fact, all this excitement
has made me quite famished.
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Woman: Hey! Hey, kid!
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Dexter: Huh?
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Yes?
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Aah!
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I said,
do you want gravy
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with your
meatloaf surprise?
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Dexter, thinking:
Holy moly!
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Huh?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll have--
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[thinking]
Mole!
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I was just trying to--
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[thinking]
Mole!
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Dexter: I didn't mean--
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[thinking]
Hairy mole!
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I don't know
what I'm saying.
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[Thinking]
Mole!
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Anything else?
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No, mole--
I mean, ma'am.
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[Thinking]
How am I going to get through this?
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The counselor will hear
my every thought.
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Not...unless she hears
my every word.
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I do not call myself
"boy genius" for nothing.
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Dexter? I'm ready
to see you now.
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Mrs. Morris,
so nice to see you.
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It's been a while,
hasn't it?
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I am terribly sorry
about what happened.
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I don't know what
got into me today.
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I think I'm having
quite a bit of stress, actually--
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the harsh reality
of life
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battling my inner
ideal instincts,
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my need to succeed
and excel
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at everything
precious to me.
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I feel it slipping
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through my delicate
little fingers.
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Maybe I'm lost
in my search
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for my own identity.
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You can
understand that,
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can't you,
Mrs. Morris?
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Well, of course
I can, Dexter.
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Good. Well,
I must be going,
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and thank you
so very much for this insightful discussion.
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You have given me
quite a lot to think about.
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Oh, Dexter?
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Yes?
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Keep in touch,
won't you?
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Well, of course,
I will...
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[Thinking]
Sucker.
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[Whimpering]
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Dexter: It is not fair.
Nothing is coming out right.
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Why does everything
have to be so hard?
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This whole thing stinks.
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I have had enough!
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I must reverse this
at once.
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I think my cerebellic transverse
wave inducer is a success...
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At last.
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Dad?
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Yes, Dexter?
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What did you get me
for my birthday?
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Dexter, how many times
are you going to ask?
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I'm not telling you...
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[Thinking]
That I got you some amazing, one-of-a-kind
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multi-functional socks--
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all wool, soft to the touch,
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yet breathable and supple.
Fully lined...
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Man, I went through
all of that just for a pair of stupid socks?
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I know, I know.
You don't have to tell me.
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[Yawns]
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Another day, another
giant leap for mankind.
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Good night, monkey.
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Be a good monkey
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and watch over the lab
while I sleep.
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[Monkey chattering]
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[Screeches]
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[Quacks]
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[Cackles]
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I know my duck
is here, Dexter.
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Now give it back!
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I do not have
your stupid duck, mandark,
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and I'll prove--
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aah!
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Aah.
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Ohh.
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[Gibberish]
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[Honk honk]
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Hi, kids.
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Mommy!
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You're home!
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Hi, Dex.
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How was your day, kids?
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Oh, mom.
It was fantastic.
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Yeah,
it was cool.
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How cool?
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Real cool!
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Really?
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Yeah. Yeah.
It was cool.
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Such an insignificant
and putrid waste
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of the human race.
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He offers no benefit
to society,
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no improvement
to culture,
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no magnanimity
to the integrity of boyhood--
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a despicable character,
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self-seeking
at anyone's expense--
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if you will, a rat
in the sewer of life.
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Dexter...
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Also known as "stupid
stinky doodyhead!"
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I hate Dexter!
I hate Dexter!
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I must defeat him.
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I must destroy his lab,
but how?
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Dexter may be small, puny,
even sickly at times,
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but his brain
defies its size.
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I must infiltrate
Dexter's home,
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learn his weaknesses,
prey on his flaws,
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and most importantly,
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put an end
to his scientific career and laboratory for all time!
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But how?
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How can I get
close enough to Dexter
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without revealing
my true identity?
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Be right back, kids.
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Left a bag in the car.
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Oh! Would you look at that?
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Darn.
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Come here, little tomato.
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Mandark: With Dexter's mother
cryogenically captured
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in suspended animation,
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followed by an obligatory
suit-up sequence,
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I can become--
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momdark! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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It's bedtime, Dexter...
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Permanently!
264
00:15:13,016 --> 00:15:14,226
Oh, hello.
265
00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:15,176
Ahem.
266
00:15:15,216 --> 00:15:16,216
Hello, kids.
267
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,220
Hi, mom!
268
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,300
Hi, mom!
269
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,483
Well, I guess
I'll, uh,
270
00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:24,026
be upstairs.
271
00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:25,350
This is too easy.
272
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,353
I should have thought
of this years ago.
273
00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:30,383
And now to destroy.
274
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,270
Hee hee hee!
275
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:45,080
The moment I've been
waiting for.
276
00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:49,116
Dad: Honey, I'm home!
277
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,380
Where are you?
278
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,176
Uh, coming.
279
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:53,376
Drat!
280
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,346
Dad: Ha ha ha!
281
00:15:55,383 --> 00:15:57,273
Oh, that's great, Dex.
282
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,380
You're a cool
young dude.
283
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,346
Yoo-hoo,
honeycakes!
284
00:16:01,383 --> 00:16:02,383
Uh, mom here.
285
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:05,126
Uh, um, how--
how was your day?
286
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,216
Very exciting?
287
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,350
Hey, how about a hug
for your overworked hubby?
288
00:16:08,383 --> 00:16:13,133
Ooh. Working out again,
sweet cheeks?
289
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,103
Ow!
290
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:18,333
Oh, honey,
was that your foot? I'm so sorry.
291
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:22,470
Gee, dad.
Are you ok?
292
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,430
Ha ha!
293
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:26,126
Yeah, but all this
jumping around
294
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:29,176
sure has made me
hungry.
295
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:30,176
Out!
296
00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:31,066
Huh?
297
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,150
I have
to cook dinner.
298
00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:33,183
Now out, out,
out, out, out, out, out, out.
299
00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:34,076
Dad: But--
300
00:16:34,116 --> 00:16:35,026
Dee Dee:
Uh, but--
301
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:36,146
out, out, out,
out, out!
302
00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:37,083
[Door closes]
303
00:16:37,116 --> 00:16:39,246
Uh, your mother needs
304
00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:41,333
a little personal time.
305
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:43,376
[Teeth chattering]
306
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,270
What?
307
00:16:51,016 --> 00:16:51,996
Voilà!
308
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,253
Dee Dee:
Wow, mom!
309
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:55,003
Dexter: Cool!
310
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:57,053
Clever and fun,
dear.
311
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,203
You should really
do this more often.
312
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,303
[Chewing loudly]
313
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,423
Mmm.
314
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,200
[Chewing loudly]
315
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:12,053
[Chewing loudly]
316
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,296
Dad: Uh, honey?
317
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,403
Yes, dear?
318
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,053
How about
some popcorn here?
319
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,023
The show's
about to start.
320
00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:27,100
Of course, dear.
321
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,483
[Television playing]
322
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,026
[Timer dings]
323
00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:31,996
Popcorn.
324
00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:33,003
Thanks, mom.
325
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,323
Thanks, mom.
326
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:39,150
Mom?
327
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,353
Yes, Dexter?
328
00:17:40,383 --> 00:17:43,133
You forgot the butter.
329
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:47,096
Of course, Dexter.
330
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,423
[Stomping]
331
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:54,450
Thanks, mom.
332
00:17:54,483 --> 00:17:55,373
Mom?
333
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,380
Yes, Dee Dee?
334
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:57,396
I'm thirsty.
335
00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:59,353
Of course, Dee Dee.
336
00:17:59,383 --> 00:18:00,323
Mandark: Oh,
this is too--
337
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:02,230
I'm gonna--
this has gone too--
338
00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:04,346
ooh, I can't
believe it.
339
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,183
Mom!
340
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,173
Mom!
341
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,330
Honey!
342
00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:11,296
Yuck!
343
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,103
Mom!
Mom!
344
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,003
Honey!
345
00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:18,096
Mom!
Mom!
346
00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:20,283
Honey!
347
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,303
Mom!
348
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,283
Mom!
349
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:25,226
Honey!
350
00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:27,346
Mom!
Honey! Mom!
351
00:18:27,383 --> 00:18:28,383
Mom!
352
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:29,316
Mom!
353
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,300
What?
354
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,473
It's time
for my good night kiss.
355
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:35,470
No.
356
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,030
[Thinking]
A terrible dilemma.
357
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:38,126
What am I to do?
358
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,096
If I don't acknowledge
Dexter's maternal request,
359
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,383
Dexter will suspect
something.
360
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:42,426
The show will be over.
361
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,096
My secret will be revealed,
362
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,323
everything I've worked for.
363
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,450
But Dexter's germs--
364
00:18:46,483 --> 00:18:49,373
I can feel the bacteria
crawling inside me already.
365
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,270
But I've come so close.
366
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,450
I must--
367
00:18:52,483 --> 00:18:54,273
[spitting]
368
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,350
Disgusting.
369
00:18:55,383 --> 00:18:58,223
But if Dexter
wants a kiss, then--
370
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,280
Dee Dee: Mom!
371
00:18:59,316 --> 00:19:00,266
Dee Dee!
372
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,180
Kiss Mary Beth.
373
00:19:03,366 --> 00:19:04,226
Drat.
374
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:05,316
Now that everyone's asleep,
375
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:07,180
I can finally unleash
the evil I have planned
376
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:09,996
for Dexter's lab!
377
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:12,483
Dad: Oh, honey!
378
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,203
Uh, you called, dear?
379
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:20,183
You coming to bed,
dear?
380
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,250
Uh, uh, I think
my roast is burning.
381
00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:27,123
I'll just
sleep downstairs.
382
00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:28,100
Dad: Aw, come on.
383
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,133
That's what you
always say!
384
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,026
I can't go up there now.
385
00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:37,196
I'll just have to rest here
until tomorrow.
386
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,203
Dexter: Mom!
387
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:41,183
Dad: Honey!
388
00:19:41,216 --> 00:19:43,396
Dee Dee: Mom!
389
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,250
Honey!
Mom! Mom!
390
00:19:50,283 --> 00:19:51,383
Honey!
Mom! Mom!
391
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:52,376
Honey!
392
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,376
Honey!
393
00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:55,316
Honey!
394
00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:01,133
Mandark: At last,
Dexter's laboratory!
395
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,366
Ha ha ha!
396
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,330
Ha ha ha!
397
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:05,046
Ha ha--oh. Ow.
398
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,333
Oh, oh, no.
399
00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:08,066
Too tired to destroy.
400
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,470
Going to lay down
for a while,
401
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,180
then come back.
402
00:20:12,216 --> 00:20:15,066
[Television playing]
403
00:20:19,283 --> 00:20:21,083
Uh, honey?
404
00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:22,096
Yes, dear.
405
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,473
You missed a spot.
406
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,250
[Echoing]
Missed a spot.
407
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:26,253
Missed a spot.
408
00:20:26,283 --> 00:20:28,003
Missed a spot.
409
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:29,253
Missed a spot.
410
00:20:29,283 --> 00:20:31,003
Missed a spot.
411
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,253
Missed a spot.
412
00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:34,333
Missed a spot.
413
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,373
[Yelling]
414
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,000
Now where's that spot?
415
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:42,383
Dad: Hey!
416
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:43,996
There are
two moms...
417
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:45,023
But which one's real?
418
00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:47,120
Mom tied
my ballet shoes real good.
419
00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:50,120
Yeah, but I didn't get
a bedtime story.
420
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,070
My shirts were
pressed to perfection
421
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,280
like mother
always does,
422
00:20:53,316 --> 00:20:57,296
but that massage
was unusually relaxing.
423
00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:00,403
Oh, well. I guess
we'll just have to have two mother--
424
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,173
oh, shut up, will you?
425
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,430
You want to know
who the real mom is?
426
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:05,096
She is!
427
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,433
I don't even know
how she puts up with all you jerks
428
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,366
with your whining--
429
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,080
"mommy this,"
"mommy that,"
430
00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:10,096
"honey, I need this,"
431
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:11,003
"mommy, wipe that."
432
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:12,083
You ruined
my whole plan
433
00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:13,346
with your griping,
complaining, and fussing.
434
00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:15,083
You're all a bunch
of selfish creeps.
435
00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:17,346
I don't even want
to destroy your lab anymore, Dexter.
436
00:21:17,383 --> 00:21:20,323
I just want to get
the heck out of here!
437
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:21,400
Huh. What
did he mean
438
00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:24,403
when he said
"your lab," Dexter?
439
00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:27,153
I don't know.
440
00:21:27,483 --> 00:21:28,483
Honey!
Mom!
441
00:21:29,016 --> 00:21:30,426
Honey!
Mom!
442
00:21:30,466 --> 00:21:32,296
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443
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,453
captioned by the national
captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org--
444
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:38,203
enter at your own peril
445
00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:40,153
past the vaulted door...
446
00:21:40,183 --> 00:21:42,183
Where impossible things
may happen
447
00:21:42,216 --> 00:21:45,176
that the world's
never seen before.
448
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:48,266
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
449
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:52,100
♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪
450
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:55,053
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
451
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,183
♪ to smithereens
452
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:03,096
♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪
453
00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:07,123
♪ in Dexter's lab
454
00:22:07,173 --> 00:22:11,723
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