Original subtitles

Hi, Dexter. What you doing?

Working.

Oh.

Hey, Dexter, how do you like my new socks?

Hey, those aren't socks. Those are--

whoa!

My pipes!

Dee Dee, what are you doing?

How many times I got to tell you

to stay out of my laboratory?

Why do you always got to come here, acting like a--

[doorbell rings]

Blue falcon!

Dexter, I need your help.

Dynomutt, my robotic comrade,

has been dealt a devastating blow.

Sheesh. No kidding.

I'm extremely wealthy.

Quickly, to the laboratory!

Chest housing shredded,

rotatomic motor shattered,

cybertronic uplink is down,

and the gyroscapularscope is scrapped.

[Whistles]

Somebody really did a number on him. What happened?

It all started when I learned

that the city museum had been broken into.

I had a good hunch who was behind it, too.

[Laughing evilly]

At long last,

the pharaoh's heart Ruby is mine!

Blue falcon!

And dynomutt, the dog wonder!

That's right, buzzord.

You and your scavengers should think twice

before you plunder museums in my town.

Yeah.

Ah! Get them!

Hoo!

Hoo hoo! Isa

so I baked you a pie.

Have a slice!

And stick around. Ha ha ha ha!

[Snarling]

Dynomutt, get the Ruby!

Rightio, b.F. I'm on it.

All right. Time to rock...

And roll.

I guess you guys are the real underdogs.

Get it? You went under me, the dog.

Ha ha ha--oh!

Oops. Hee hee.

Oh, no, you don't.

Mmm. Rubylicious.

Hey, what's the big idea?

What are you guys doing in my nose?

Get on out of there.

Dynomutt, look out!

Dynomutt, turn off your vacuum.

Oh, yeah. Hee hee hee.

Sorry about that, b.F.,

but I've got the Ruby right here,

safe and sound in my--aah!

Dynomutt! Oh!

Ha! No goofy idiot sidekick

can keep me from my prize.

Dynomutt!

Oh, dynomutt!

Hang in there, you brave fool.

We'll get you back together.

I know just the man who can help us,

and that man is a boy.

Let me start by saying I am truly honored

you came to me, blue falcon.

And I, Dexter, boy genius,

in allegiance with the forces of justice,

do solemnly pledge to revitalize

your computerized, crime-fighting canine companion

by any means necessary!

Now, if you'll please excuse me,

I think it best if the next of kin

does not witness the operation.

That connects the last synaptide.

Your core memory should reboot

as soon as I reinitialize your neural net.

Ok, computer, initiate reinitialization.

Hey!

Where am I?

Who are you?

Oh, why, I am Dexter, boy genius,

and this is my secret laboratory.

Say, nice place, kid.

Mind if I nose around?

So you do science in here, huh?

I'm just fascinated by science, you know,

being I'm made out of science and all that.

Wow! This is amazing!

Well, I'll be.

Will you look at that?

Get a load of this.

Ooh! What does this button do?

Aah!

Sheesh, you're as bad as Dee Dee.

A goofy idiot sidekick like you

couldn't possibly be any help to blue falcon

in his war on crime.

Guess I better start from scratch.

Nice uniform.

You on some kind of sports team?

I'm the blue falcon.

Oh, right. The falcons.

You guys didn't do so hot last season, huh?

I'm the blue falcon.

Oh, don't be blue.

I'm sure you'll do better next season.

Blue falcon, this way, please.

I'd like to present...

Dynomutt x90!

I see you've added a few things.

Oh, yes. Dynomutt has been totally revamped

from the ground up

to maximize his crime-fighting potential.

Hmm.

What say we give him a field test?

D.m. X90 prime elimination unit

ready for duty.

Excellent.

Dynomutt, sic crime!

And with his new satellite uplink,

he can detect crime half a world away.

Let's watch.

All right, pops. Cough up the cash,

because I ain't playing.

Robbery is a criminal offense.

Drop your weapon.

You have 3 seconds to comply.

3, 2, 1.

Impressive.

Parking violation.

Jaywalking.

Aah!

Littering.

Aah!

Dynomutt's gone mad! I've got to stop him.

This is unthinkable.

Not only do I have to hunt down my own dog,

but I have to do it without my trusty sidekick.

Don't worry, blue falcon. I can help.

I'll be your sidekick--

dexstar, boy of wonder.

I think you've helped enough today.

But you need me.

The only way to deactivate the d.M. X90

is by inserting this chip

into his data processor.

Let's go!

Dynomutt, stop this nonsense now!

You are guilty of obstruction of justice.

You have 5 seconds to surrender.

5, 4,

3, 2, 1.

[Moaning]

Dynomutt, it's me, your best pal.

Don't you remember?

I don't understand.

This isn't like my old dynomutt at all.

Well, he's not. I built you a brand-new one.

What? Why?

Well, the old one was just a goofy idiot sidekick.

He wasn't just a goofy idiot sidekick.

He was a... Go-go dog person.

Well, he is still in the laboratory.

If only we could reactivate him.

Maybe we still can.

Huh? What? Who? Where? Where's the fire?

Ah! B.F. Is in trouble!

Dynomutt to the rescue!

Hey, you overgrown impostor.

Unhand my chums.

Dexter and blue falcon: Dynomutt!

Dynomutt prototype is not a threat.

What? Not a threat?

Who do you think you're talking to, bud?

Turn around and fight like a dog.

The cold shoulder, eh?

Well, this one always gets them.

Meow, meow, meow!

Hey, big boy. Meow.

Bark, bark, bark, bark.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Bark, bark, bark, bark.

Hey, tough guy.

Now that I've got your attention,

I've got a little present for you.

Dexstar, now's our chance.

Thanks again for your help, Dexter.

Any time, blue falcon.

And dynomutt, I'm sorry

I underestimated you.

Thank you for the daring rescue.

Oh, gosh. It weren't nothing.

It's all in a day's work for us superheroes,

right, b.F.?

Ha ha ha! Right, dynomutt.

And remember, Dexter,

it's a goofy idiot sidekick

that makes a superhero super.

Wow! Cool!

Yup.

♪ Oh

♪ come let us see how these 2 characters ♪

♪ Dee Dee

♪ and Dexter

♪ were woven into this grand tapestry of life ♪

♪ together

♪ please come in time with me ♪

♪ and we will see

♪ the beginning to be

[operatic music playing]

♪ My goodness, my gracious ♪

♪ when will this day be done? ♪

♪ Will it be a girl, or will I have a son? ♪

♪ Dear mother nature, bless this day ♪

♪ for on this hour you start to love ♪

♪ my newborn baby

♪ please make sure that there is good for-- ♪

♪ he he he

♪ do your breathing, do your breathing, do your breathing ♪

♪ ha ha ha haaa

♪ do your breathing, do your breathing, do your breathing ♪

♪ ha ha ha haaa

♪ do your breathing, do your breathing, do your breathing ♪

♪ ha ha ha--

aah!

♪ My goodness, my gracious ♪

♪ when will this day be done?

♪ Will I have a girl, or will I have a son? ♪

♪ Congratulations, Mr. Father ♪

♪ today is finally done

♪ may I announce that you

♪ now have a son

♪ I finally have a son ♪

♪ hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hooray ♪

♪ I finally have a--

egad!

♪ Look at the size of his cranium ♪

♪ is there a problem? ♪

♪ Is there a problem? ♪

♪ He proves to have a skull exactly twice the size as norm ♪

♪ and norm's the largest man I've seen ♪

♪ and you have just been born ♪

♪ his X-ray shows his brain is huge ♪

♪ there shouldn't be a fuss ♪

♪ as doctors, we must classify him ♪

♪ clinically genius

♪ with these glasses I betroth to you ♪

♪ the knowledge and skill ♪

♪ that is quite far and few ♪

♪ at last, mother and father, I am created ♪

♪ We're home, dear daughter, and we have ♪

♪ your newborn brother

♪ I can't believe it

♪ I've longed for another ♪

♪ I can't believe it

♪ I have a baby bro-o-o-ther ♪

♪ we hope you two

♪ will play together

♪ and now we'd like you to meet ♪

♪ baby brother Dexter

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ what does this button do? ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ what does this button do? ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ what does this button do? ♪

Wah!

♪ I now know what this button does ♪

♪ it makes my brother cry ♪

♪ for my first observation ♪

♪ I'd like to state ♪

♪ for every action

♪ there is a reaction ♪

♪ this universe is vast and grand ♪

♪ I'll take my life to understand ♪

♪ these tinker toys mean nothing to me ♪

Wait!

♪ I see possibility

♪ connect and attach these pieces ♪

♪ bit by bit, I'll make my thesis ♪

♪ a screw right here, a wrench right there ♪

♪ at last, my invention to grab that pear ♪

♪ hello, dear brother

♪ what have you got there? ♪

♪ Nothing, nothing ♪

♪ you only see air ♪

♪ don't be silly

♪ I love you very much ♪

♪ I guess I shouldn't touch ♪

♪ I see she'll ruin everything ♪

♪ she sees in front of her ♪

♪ I'll have to move my studies ♪

♪ so they'll be much safer ♪

♪ my crib has bars surrounding ♪

♪ she'll never penetrate

♪ I'll find out things astounding ♪

♪ this creation Dee Dee won't break ♪

♪ attach and connect these knobbies ♪

♪ I cannot say that this is a hobby ♪

♪ and with these finds, I'll save mankind ♪

♪ I'll make proud Albert Einstein ♪

♪ hello, dear brother

♪ what have you got there? ♪

♪ Nothing, nothing ♪

♪ you only see air

♪ don't be silly

♪ I love you very much

♪ I guess I shouldn't touch ♪

♪ I see she'll ruin everything ♪

♪ she sees in front of her ♪

♪ I'll have to move my studies ♪

♪ so they'll be much safer ♪

♪ this closet is secluded ♪

♪ I'll lock myself right in ♪

♪ my knowledge is demanded ♪

♪ she won't find me within ♪

♪ connect and attach this gizmo ♪

♪ I'll be called a national hero ♪

♪ I'll let the people breathe in space ♪

♪ they'll have to immortalize my face ♪

♪ hello, dear brother

♪ what have you got there? ♪

♪ Nothing, nothing

♪ you only see air

♪ don't be silly

♪ I love you very much

♪ I guess I shouldn't touch ♪

♪ how can this be?

♪ Is there no place for me?

♪ Will I ever be free?

♪ These were my last 4 walls ♪

♪ and yet she made them fall

♪ must I work at the mall? ♪

♪ Will my science be done? ♪

♪ And do I say farewell?

♪ So long

♪ This place is new

♪ this place is huge

♪ and so secret from the world ♪

♪ I know now what I must do ♪

♪ and no one will ever know ♪

♪ I'll build a place where I can be ♪

♪ for math

♪ and science

♪ forever free

♪ connect and attach these pieces ♪

♪ I have no time for snacks and cheeses ♪

♪ I'll master mysteries that no one else can solve ♪

♪ did we all appear here, or did we all evolve? ♪

♪ I'll communicate with animals and travel back in time ♪

♪ I doubt there will be others, I'll be the one that shines ♪

♪ I'm almost done, I feel the power ♪

♪ deep inside this lab

♪ just one more small connection ♪

♪ and hello to Dexter's lab

[laughing maniacally]

♪ I am

♪ making believe I'm sailing on the sea ♪

♪ i'm

♪ making believe I'm captain of thepea

♪ I'm sailing through the water ♪

♪ and I'll dump right on the shore ♪

♪ hey, I've never laid eyes on that bookcase before ♪

♪ it seems so very strange

♪ that all these books would just show up ♪

♪ I'd better tug on this one

♪ and, oh, goodness, the walls fly up ♪

♪ at last, my greatest work is now completed ♪

♪ hello, dear brother ♪

♪ what have you got there? ♪

Ooh!

♪ What does this button do? ♪

♪ Boohoo

♪ whatever did I do to you? ♪

♪ This can't be cool

♪ I am the greatest fool

♪ I thought with the math and science ♪

♪ I could stop this reign of terror ♪

♪ but I can't

♪ she's won this round

♪ I have been found

♪ it's over

♪ my life is over

♪ it can't be over

♪ I'm too young to die

♪ I'll mend my broken wings ♪

♪ but no matter how I try ♪

♪ Dee Dee will run right in and break things ♪

♪ will I ever learn to fly? I cry ♪

♪ this is not fantasy

♪ this is reality

♪ I'm stuck for my life

♪ I'm stuck

♪ and I'll be stuck forever ♪

♪ with my sister

♪ Dee Dee

captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

Where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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