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[Rings and whinnies]

At last!

Dance recital tryout day has come!

[Sighs]

Ah, yes, Dee Dee.

Girl: Ha!

Oh, yes. Class, I'd like to introduce you

to our new classmate

miss Olga astronominov.

Oh, please, ma'am. Call me--

lalavava.

[Screeches]

Miss Babcock, since you'll probably pick me

for the solo in the dance recital,

let me save you a lot of time and go first.

Ooooh...

Go ahead, lalavava.

[Dramatic, modern music playing]

[Snaps fingers]

Stand back. Let show you how it's done.

Lights!

[Light, traditional ballet music playing]

[Dramatic, modern music playing]

[Snaps fingers]

[Panting]

Brava! Brava!

You two girls work so well together

that I've decided to turn the solo into a duet.

What? What?

Dee Dee: Dexter! Dexter!

Dexter, I'm so glad you're here.

I need your help.

There's this new girl in dance class,

and she thinks she's better than me.

And I want to be the star of the show,

so I thought--

use your science junk to help me beat

that skinny creep.

I have to win, Dexter, or else--

I'll be forced to break your--

...face any of the kids in class again!

Please, oh, please, oh--

please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me. I'll do it.

But you better keep up your end of the bargain,

and I'll handle the rest.

Oh, thank you, Dexter.

[Kiss]

Hee hee hee hee!

Heh heh heh.

[Murmuring]

[Music starts]

[Crash]

[Applause]

That's my daughter up there

in the purple tutu.

[Heavy footsteps]

That's my daughter up there in the pink tutu.

[Heavy footsteps]

[Cheering]

Let me guess--

you got a stupid brother with a secret lab, too.

Yup.

Science stinks. Yup.

Want to go to the mall?

Sure.

Hey, puppet pal clem.

Hey, puppet pal Mitch.

Can you guess what

my favorite kind of horse is?

Um, a clydesdale?

Nope. A bucking bonko.

[Beeping]

[Beeping stops]

[Squeaking]

[Giggles]

[Beeping]

Surprise!

Happy mother's day!

Wh-what's going on?

Oh! Breakfast in bed.

How nice...

Has anybody seen my gloves?

I'd kind of like to start cleaning.

Your gloves? No.

[Funny voice] Has anybody here seen mom's gloves?

How about you, little girl?

Have you seen any gloves?

Ha ha ha ha ha! No.

And how about you, little boy?

Have you seen this lady's gloves?

No, I have seen no gloves.

How about you? Have you seen any gloves around here?

No!

Well, if anyone sees any gloves around,

be sure and let me know!

[Family laughing]

That's not funny.

Honey, you do far too much around here.

Today is your day to relax.

Come on, kids.

Let your mother enjoy her breakfast.

[Door slams]

Uh...dear?

Kids? Could I have my gloves?

I'd like to clean the house.

Come! Have a seat and relax.

Uh, couldn't I just clean up a little bit?

No. Don't be silly, dear.

And I'll just take these for you, hmm?

There. Isn't that better?

Yii!

Of course that's better.

Now, don't you move a muscle.

Come on, Dexter.

Bye, mom.

[Strange squeaking]

[Squeaking]

Oh, my.

All clean!

[Screams]

[Crashing]

[Laughter]

[Growling]

Happy mother's day!

Happy mother's day!

Oh! New gloves!

[Shower running]

Aah! Ooh!

Ehh! Oh!

Mmm...

Oh, I just love my new gloves.

Thank you, dear.

Mmm...

[Explosion]

Whew! After a long day in the lab,

a boy genius likes to unwind.

Hey, barbot.

A round of ice cream science shakes for everybody!

Yes!

♪ Puttin' up my hair for the sunny day ♪

♪ thinkin' about the games that I'm gonna play ♪

♪ up and down the street I will jump and run ♪

♪ blow a little kiss to my good friend the sun ♪

♪ feeling warm inside, got a sunny mood ♪

♪ better make my bed so I don't seem rude ♪

♪ off with my pj's I will take it ♪

Oops!

♪ I almost walked out naked

♪ sunny days are keen, sunny days are neat ♪

♪ open up the window and sunny day I'll greet ♪

[Thunder]

Now what?

That's it!

Success!

Peanut butter and jelly.

[Munching]

Delicious.

Hi, Dexter!

It's a rainy day. So let's play!

Please.

Cluck cluck cluck!

You're on, sister!

Come on, lucky 7!

Yes!

Ohh...

Yeah!

I win! I win!

I win! I win!

Enough!

Your stupid games are too simple for someone of my intellect,

and that is why you are winning.

Brrrrrp!

Dexter, I can beat you at any game, anytime,

anywhere.

Any game, anytime, anywhere, huh?

All right, Dee Dee.

The game--my choice.

The place--the lab.

The time--now!

Welcome to the dexatorium:

The ultimate gaming arena!

So when do I get to kick your butt?

I will start kicking butt

right now in game one--

hungry hungry rhinos.

In this game we each pilot a huge metal rhino head.

The object is to eat the most balls from the playing field.

The first to gobble the most balls wins.

Now, may the best boy genius win!

Yeah!

Hey...

This will be as easy as calculus.

Heh heh heh.

Ooohh...

Buttons.

Computer: Game start. Ball launch.

Time to get hungry.

Oooohh...

Come to papa!

[Growls]

One ball left. Heh heh heh heh heh!

You're mine, sis.

Dexter: I win!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

In this game, each player places a specified body part

on a specified spot.

If you cannot reach the spot, you lose!

Well, in that case,

bring it on!

Right this way, sis.

Oh, I'll get it on, sister.

Heh heh heh.

Now go to the starting post!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ready to lose, major dorkus?

Computer: Player 1.

That's me, that's me!

Left hand red.

Correct.

Brrrp!

Ooh, smart aleck!

Player 2-- left knee blue.

Take this!

Correct.

How the--

player 1-- right foot yellow.

Player 2-- right hand green.

[Gasp]

Right arm green.

Player 2-- left hand yellow.

Player 1-- left ear blue.

[Grunts]

Correct.

Player 2-- right foot blue.

Right foot red.

Left hand green.

Right hand yellow.

Left foot blue. Right hand green.

Left foot green. Right foot red.

Left hand yellow. Right hand blue.

Left foot green. Right hand blue.

Left hand yellow. Left elbow red.

Right knee blue.

Right nose green.

Huzzah!

Computer, log in that Dexter has won two games.

Heh heh heh.

Boaties are fun.

Yes, the boaties are fun--

especially battle boats!

All I have to do is find you on the map

and fire.

And with my hyperrectangulum periscope,

that should be one easy task.

Now where are you?

Aha! Gotcha!

Hi, Dex! Oop!

Where you going?

Are you giving up? Afraid I'll beat you?

[Whistling]

What's that sound?

It is only a matter of time,

and I'll be the winner.

Missed me! Wha--

missed me! Loser!

No, I cannot lose to her!

Yeah. So much for your winning streak.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Nothing will stop my first winning streak!

Now you're gonna get it!

Fire full arsenal!

Oopsie!

Fire! Fire! Get her!

I must win!

Attack!

Computer: Dexter wins.

I won?

I won!

Hey, look! The sun's out again!

Can you not see I have won?

Now begone, loser!

Who needs you? The sunny day is back!

See you, dorkster!

I may be a dork, but I am also a winner!

A winner.

I am the winner!

Computer, make a log entry that today I, Dexter,

have beaten my sister.

Dexter, I cannot comply with that request.

Wha--

although you have won the competition,

you have lost your lab in the process.

Your cruelty has left you without a lab

while Dee Dee and her purity are free to frolic in the sun.

This reminds me of a funny story--

oh, just shut up and make me a sandwich.

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

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