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Today's big game starts at 2:00.

2:00?! Holy cramolie!

Why have I been wasting my time in here?

It's about to start without me!

Yes, yes, yes!

Yee-haw!

All right! Unh!

Yeah!

Hmm.

A special game deserves a very special chair!

[Grunting]

Ok. All clear.

Ok. Just a bit more this way. Almost perfect.

Let the game begin!

Announcer: The junior/senior golf classic

is about to get underway as Bert fetzer decides

to go with either the 7- or the 9-iron.

Yes. I haven't missed a thing.

He's going for the 9. Back to the 7.

Ok. Pin placement is a little to the left on that.

Dee Dee, come back here with that device!

No! You can't have it! I want to play with it!

No! You'll break it! I will not!

Will too! Will not!

Will too! Will not!

Hey, kids, could you, uh--

give it back! Come and get it!

Dee Dee, stop this! Give it to me!

Just tell me what it does!

You are too stupid to understand!

That's it.

Quiet!

Thanks to your horseplay,

I'm missing the most important match of the year.

Now, take your nonsense outside.

Dexter: Let's have it!

Dee Dee: No! It's mine now!

Dee Dee!

Ggrrrr...

Announcer: Oh! No doubt that shot puts him well in the lead.

Put who in the lead? Put who in the lead?

Mom: Oh, yeah. You know, I tried that very same recipe,

and I got a totally different result.

I have no idea what I did wrong. Can you imagine?

Uh, dear heart, would you mind taking that, uh--

would you say that again, Betty?

I was just rudely interrupted.

What?

Yeah. So do I, but I would never--

[louder] I say, I would never

combine artichokes and squash...

Announcer, louder: ...Who's just having the most terrific day.

[Both talking at once]

Honey, do you mind? I, uh--

shh, shh, shh.

I can't hear.

Well, I can't hear, either.

Then go away.

No. Yes.

No. No.

Yes. What's that?

Oh, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Ha ha ha! That reminds me of the time

when I was cleaning the oven and-- [Door opens and closes]

Betty? Betty, can you hear me?

[Grunting]

[High voice] Sure I can, but I've got to go now.

My voice is shot, and I really couldn't stand another minute

of your mindless gab.

Huh?

Unh!

See you around the holidays, Betty.

Looks good.

All's clear.

Now, let's see some action.

Announcer: This is a career-making shot for melbridge.

The match rides on this swing alone.

Hello, father.

I see you are enjoying

your favorite sporting event,

and I was thinking what a fine opportunity

this would be for you and I

to spend some quality time together.

Well, I guess.

And perhaps you could also fill me in

on the strange phenomenon

you call sports.

Oh...

Comfy?

Let the bonding begin!

Hey, son, why don't we just start by watching the game, huh?

Yeah! Come on, batter! Swing!

[Golf club hitting ball]

Not a good situation for the hapless mccracken.

Dad? Dad?

Yeah, son?

Tell me, father,

is the gentleman with the microphone the quarterback,

or does he merely kick the ball?

Announcer: I can't believe my eyes!

What? What just happened?

Looked like a pop fly into the end zone.

Ohh!

Got to pay attention, dad.

[Golf club hits ball]

Announcer: This is the kind of shot that can make or break a player.

[Dexter crunching loudly]

Dexter, I'm afraid you can't watch any more of this.

But, dad, why not?

Son, this is the part of the game that gets...

Well, extremely violent,

and--and you're too young to watch.

The carnage that follows is unspeakable.

Run, my son! And cover your eyes!

Heh heh heh!

Announcer: This is the closest match I've ever seen.

It's coming right down to the wire now, folks.

Every stroke counts. There'll be no more commercial breaks.

This match at flushing meadows is just whizzing by,

but you're in luck

because the tension is swelling with no relief in sight.

He's in the lead now, but will he hold it?

Whew! That was--huh?

Game show host: Just one more spin,

and you can pick your vowel.

Hey, now, that's not fair. My game! It's almost--

shh! Shh! Shh!

My game! My--my sp-special chair!

How dare you do this?!

[Crying loudly]

Honey, could you move? And will you please wait till the commercial?

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Announcer: What a match. Oh, what an incredible...

Hey, thanks again, Barney.

I sure am glad you let me watch the game with you.

I can't tell you the time I had

trying to watch it at my house.

Nothing but jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber.

Phone talking, kids going crazy.

Oh, man, I mean, distractions galore--

just between you and me-- us guys, you know--

and all I wanted was to watch the game in my special chair,

but no!

[Dexter and boy laughing]

[Both gasp]

[Laughing]

Hey, what are you nerds laughing about?

We are enjoying a scientific learning program

which is tickling our intellectual fancies.

Now, leave us alone!

Let's hear it again. Ha ha ha!

Hey!

Man on recording: Chapter 8--reproduction.

Dee Dee: Oh, my!

Douglas, quick! Shut off the tape!

I can't believe you nerds are listening to that.

Yeah. Well, that's the only way they'll ever learn about it.

Jeez, like, how uncool.

Dexter, you're such a dork.

[Laughter]

You take that back! Dexter is way cooler

than any of you guys, let me tell you.

Shh, shh, shh!

I bet none of you have an interdimensional portal to the multiverse

like my good buddy here.

[Laughter]

I do not think they understand, Doug.

Hey!

Look! I'm Dexter!

Give those back!

[Kids all talking at once]

Hey, has anybody seen my glasses?

Oh, my parents are going to be mad

at whoever took my glasses.

Aha!

Oh, my.

Ooh!

Ohh!

Hey, kid. You better get moving. School's about to start.

Ohh...ohh...

Ahh!

Well, go on, kid. Get going.

Hello, Douglas.

Hey, Dexter. Hey! What happened to your glasses?

Oh, they got a little scuffed

back there, but they're ok.

In fact, you might even say

they give me a whole new look.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, oh, I get you! Say, that's pretty nifty.

So where could I get a pair? Ha ha ha!

Oh, good one. Ha ha ha!

But seriously,

let us make haste.

Our education awaits.

Hold it right there. We just want to know

what's up with those glasses.

Oh, it's my new look.

Well, we just wanted to tell you...

We think you're, like...

Really cool!

Yeah!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Hmm. Fascinating.

Apparently, your new style of eyeware

is considered cool by our female peers.

Indeed. I think I will experiment with these a little bit.

[Ring]

Psst. Hey, do you like my new glasses?

Just checking.

They don't look dorky, do they?

Oh, no, Dexter. They're super cool.

Aw, thanks. I'm glad you think so.

You know, the really cool thing about them

is when you put them on, it--it--well, here. Try them for yourself.

Cool! Super cool!

Oh, wow! These are so amazing!

Hey, hey! Give them back.

Just remember, this is my idea.

Hey, Dexter! Over here! Hey, good buddy!

Dexter! Dexter!

[All shouting]

So, Dexter, my man,

tell us again about the glasses.

Well, it is just

a little experiment

I am trying.

Like, far out. You reallyare

a regular fashion wunderkind.

A real cool guy, besides.

So tell me, cool guy...

Where'd you get those glasses?

[All talking at once]

Do you think my glasses are cool, too?

Girl: Yeah, but they're not as cool as Dexter's.

Ha! I can't believe it. My brother Dexter

is the coolest kid in school.

What kind of trick is this?

It's no trick.

He's conducting a scientific experiment.

I don't know. Looks like the experiment is conductinghim.

Look at your hand.

That is pretty cool, huh?

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Hello, Douglas. Long time no see.

Yeah. I haven't seen you in a while, either.

Nice glasses, dork. Ha ha ha!

Dexter, is this still part of the experiment?

Experiment? What are you talking about?

And, uh, by the way,

the style is tobreak your glasses.

[Cowboy movie playing on television]

Hey, Dexter, don't you think we should get those fixed?

No way, man. These are my ticket to coolsville.

Ha ha! Listen...Man,

I know you think you came up with the broken glasses bit,

but back when I was your age, that was a fad for a while,

but then we all just moved on to the next cool thing.

Oh, don't worry, dad.

I have been calculating several strategies

to keep up this style for many years to come.

See? Yesterday black glasses were cool.

Today red glasses are cool.

Tomorrow...who knows?

Hey, kid, you need any help?

No, thank you. No additional assistance is necessary.

Check out the casts!

Kids: Oh, wow! Cool!

Bah! That is not cool.

Are you kidding? That's the coolest!

Hey, hey, people!

The glasses? Remember these?

Oh, my gosh! Those are incredible!

Dude! What's up with the casts?

Well, you generally receive a surgical supportive splint

for a fracture or dislocation of any ligaments--

or for broken bones, in layman terms.

Mandark, your casts...

Are, like, so cool!

You think my casts are cool?

Bah! Casts are just a fad.

Broken glasses are uncool.

But a broken heart is uncooler.

Ahem!

Man on recording: Chapter 9--photosynthesis.

Oh, this'll be even cooler than the last chapter.

Yeah, it will.

[Crunching loudly]

Aah!

Ooh-da-lally.

I better become a vegetarian.

Ahh! The sweet smell of electronics.

This shouldn't take long. Just in and out.

Just a few things, and I'll be on my way.

Man: Man, can you believe that my entire hard drive erased?

Ha ha ha!

These computer-parts stores really reel in the geeks.

Ha ha ha!

Oh! Unh!

I'm terribly sorry, sir. I just--

i--i wasn't paying attention. I--

[gasp]

Incredible. What is it?

Receiving, transmitting, decoding.

Receiving, transmitting, decoding.

Ok. Potato cake.

Receive and transmit?

An antenna! Wait!

Please come back!

A common mistake

is to load the boll weevil within the output parameter.

Ooh, now, that's got to hurt.

What? What? Wait a minute.

This might sound ridiculous,

but communication is expandable

unless your baffle refractor Dracula is encoded.

Communication?

He is using a standard tone generator

to communicate.

With who?

Since you no doubt have your own walnuts,

pictures of birds, butterflies,

brick, brick, brick, et cetera.

Hmm.

Why stock 3 wheels when the p-p-power wheel

outperforms the rest?

It's real simple, folks--

we are not alone.

[Gasp]

Aliens?

Fantastic!

What do they say?

What do they say?

Hey, now where did he go?

Uh, data digit over. Do you copy? We're losing you. Over.

We're losing you. Over.

Help! I'm breaking up!

[Imitating static]

We lost him.

His signal must be too weak.

Hey, we could use my laboratory

to boost his signals,

thereby decoding the transmitters,

in turn allowing us

to communicate with the universe!

[Nervous laugh]

Roger that.

Dexter: Just a little further now.

I think you will be pleasantly surprised.

Right this way, please.

[Humming]

[Glass breaks]

Oh! Is there a draft in here?

[Gasp]

Hey! What's going on around here?

[Snoring]

[Car chase on television]

Ah. Hey. That's pretty sporty.

Mm-hmm. Ah. Hey. Mm-hmm.

Ohh!

[Belches]

Here you go, buddy.

Honey?

Don't forget dessert!

Aah!

And that concludes our tour.

Pretty impressive, eh?

Huh? Oh, no! Where did he go!

He must have gotten lost on the tour!

Computer, please locate my guest immediately!

Computer: Searching, Dexter.

Stay calm. He is probably in a very safe place.

Dexter, your guest has been located.

Oh, thank heavens!

[Gasp]

Computer: I'm sorry, Dexter.

Dexter: Dee Dee!

Hi, Dexter!

Where is he, Dee Dee?!

Who?

I do not have time for these games!

Just tell me where you are hiding him!

He's not hiding.

Where is he, then?

He's right over there.

[Gasp]

Are you ok? Please excuse my sister's behavior.

Pbbbbt!

Let us get to the lab

and make sure the receptor was not damaged.

Dee Dee has this thing

about wrecking people's inventions.

He told me it was a hat.

Yes, Dee Dee, and you are the Jewel

that lights up the night.

Good-bye.

Really?

[Door closes]

Hmm. Hey! Wait a minute!

Hello down there! I'm just going to do the once-over

and make sure nothing was damaged, ok?

Ok, pal. Here I come.

Hey, that is strange. These wires are not even connected.

He must have been with Dee Dee longer than I thought.

Oh, well. Here goes nothing.

[Inhales deeply]

Ah! That should do it.

Now, let's get down to business.

Two unparalleled minds come together

for the good of all mankind

to receive and decode transmissions

not of this world.

Now is the moment of truth!

Let's make contact!

Aah!

I think the transducer compliments the stereoelectric pickle,

and if ever there was a piece of computer

that deserved to be described as more than the sum of its parts,

it's the vehicle that stands exactly where the small yucca twig

and counterrevolution intersect.

Just as the market appears to have settled down,

the ib-m20 provides a multiframe rate time-code reader and generator,

but what really raises the level of chicken

is the way all of its parts come together!

Mm-hmm!

Uh, what happened?

[Gasp]

Hey, where did he go?

Hello?

[Echoing] Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Hello.

Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door,

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

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