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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
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Today's big game
starts at 2:00.
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2:00?!
Holy cramolie!
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Why have I been
wasting my time in here?
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It's about to start
without me!
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Yee-haw!
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All right! Unh!
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Yeah!
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Hmm.
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A special game deserves
a very special chair!
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[Grunting]
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Ok. All clear.
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Ok. Just a bit more this way.
Almost perfect.
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Let the game begin!
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Announcer: The junior/senior
golf classic
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is about to get underway
as Bert fetzer decides
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to go with either the 7-
or the 9-iron.
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Yes. I haven't
missed a thing.
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He's going for the 9.
Back to the 7.
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Ok. Pin placement
is a little to the left on that.
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Dee Dee, come back here
with that device!
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No! You can't have it!
I want to play with it!
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No! You'll break it!
I will not!
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Will too!
Will not!
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Will too!
Will not!
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Hey, kids,
could you, uh--
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give it back!
Come and get it!
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Dee Dee, stop this!
Give it to me!
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Just tell me
what it does!
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You are too stupid
to understand!
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That's it.
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Quiet!
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Thanks
to your horseplay,
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I'm missing the most
important match of the year.
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Now, take your nonsense
outside.
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Dexter: Let's have it!
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Dee Dee: No!
It's mine now!
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Dee Dee!
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Ggrrrr...
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Announcer: Oh! No doubt
that shot puts him well in the lead.
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Put who in the lead?
Put who in the lead?
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Mom: Oh, yeah.
You know, I tried that very same recipe,
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and I got a totally
different result.
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I have no idea
what I did wrong. Can you imagine?
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Uh, dear heart,
would you mind taking that, uh--
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would you say that
again, Betty?
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I was just
rudely interrupted.
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What?
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Yeah. So do I,
but I would never--
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[louder]
I say, I would never
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combine artichokes
and squash...
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Announcer, louder:
...Who's just having the most terrific day.
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[Both talking at once]
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Honey, do you mind?
I, uh--
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shh, shh, shh.
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I can't hear.
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Well, I can't hear,
either.
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Then go away.
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No.
Yes.
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No.
No.
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Yes. What's that?
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Oh, that's the funniest
thing I've ever heard.
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Ha ha ha! That reminds me
of the time
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when I was cleaning
the oven and-- [Door opens and closes]
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Betty? Betty,
can you hear me?
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[Grunting]
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[High voice]
Sure I can, but I've got to go now.
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My voice is shot,
and I really couldn't stand another minute
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of your mindless gab.
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Huh?
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Unh!
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See you around
the holidays, Betty.
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Looks good.
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All's clear.
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Now, let's see
some action.
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Announcer: This is
a career-making shot for melbridge.
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The match rides
on this swing alone.
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Hello, father.
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I see
you are enjoying
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your favorite
sporting event,
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and I was thinking
what a fine opportunity
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this would be
for you and I
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to spend
some quality time together.
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Well, I guess.
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And perhaps
you could also fill me in
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on the strange
phenomenon
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you call sports.
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Oh...
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Comfy?
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Let the bonding
begin!
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Hey, son, why don't we
just start by watching the game, huh?
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Yeah! Come on,
batter! Swing!
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[Golf club hitting ball]
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Not a good situation
for the hapless mccracken.
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Dad? Dad?
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Yeah, son?
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Tell me, father,
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is the gentleman
with the microphone the quarterback,
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or does he merely
kick the ball?
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Announcer: I can't
believe my eyes!
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What?
What just happened?
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Looked like
a pop fly into the end zone.
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Ohh!
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Got to pay
attention, dad.
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[Golf club hits ball]
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Announcer: This is
the kind of shot that can make or break a player.
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[Dexter crunching loudly]
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Dexter, I'm afraid
you can't watch any more of this.
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But, dad, why not?
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Son, this is the part
of the game that gets...
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Well, extremely violent,
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and--and you're
too young to watch.
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The carnage that follows
is unspeakable.
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Run, my son!
And cover your eyes!
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Heh heh heh!
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Announcer: This is the closest
match I've ever seen.
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It's coming right down
to the wire now, folks.
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Every stroke counts.
There'll be no more commercial breaks.
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This match at flushing meadows
is just whizzing by,
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but you're in luck
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because the tension is swelling
with no relief in sight.
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He's in the lead now,
but will he hold it?
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Whew! That was--huh?
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Game show host:
Just one more spin,
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and you can pick
your vowel.
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Hey, now, that's
not fair. My game! It's almost--
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shh!
Shh! Shh!
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My game!
My--my sp-special chair!
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How dare you
do this?!
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[Crying loudly]
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Honey, could you move?
And will you please wait till the commercial?
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Announcer: What a match.
Oh, what an incredible...
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Hey, thanks again,
Barney.
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I sure am glad
you let me watch the game with you.
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I can't tell you
the time I had
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trying to watch it
at my house.
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Nothing but jabber,
jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber.
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Phone talking,
kids going crazy.
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Oh, man, I mean,
distractions galore--
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just between you and me--
us guys, you know--
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and all I wanted
was to watch the game in my special chair,
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but no!
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[Dexter and boy laughing]
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[Both gasp]
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[Laughing]
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Hey, what are you nerds
laughing about?
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We are enjoying
a scientific learning program
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which is tickling
our intellectual fancies.
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Now, leave us alone!
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Let's hear it again.
Ha ha ha!
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Hey!
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Man on recording:
Chapter 8--reproduction.
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Dee Dee: Oh, my!
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Douglas, quick!
Shut off the tape!
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I can't believe you nerds
are listening to that.
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Yeah. Well, that's
the only way they'll ever learn about it.
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Jeez, like,
how uncool.
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Dexter,
you're such a dork.
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[Laughter]
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You take that back!
Dexter is way cooler
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than any of you guys,
let me tell you.
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Shh, shh, shh!
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I bet none of you
have an interdimensional portal to the multiverse
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like my good buddy here.
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[Laughter]
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I do not think
they understand, Doug.
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Hey!
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Look! I'm Dexter!
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Give those back!
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[Kids all talking at once]
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Hey, has anybody
seen my glasses?
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Oh, my parents are going
to be mad
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at whoever took
my glasses.
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Aha!
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Oh, my.
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Ooh!
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Ohh!
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Hey, kid. You better
get moving. School's about to start.
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Ohh...ohh...
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Ahh!
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Well, go on, kid.
Get going.
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Hello, Douglas.
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Hey, Dexter.
Hey! What happened to your glasses?
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Oh, they got
a little scuffed
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back there,
but they're ok.
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In fact,
you might even say
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they give me
a whole new look.
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, oh, I get you!
Say, that's pretty nifty.
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So where could I get
a pair? Ha ha ha!
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Oh, good one.
Ha ha ha!
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But seriously,
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let us
make haste.
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Our education
awaits.
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Hold it right there.
We just want to know
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what's up
with those glasses.
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Oh, it's
my new look.
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Well, we just wanted
to tell you...
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We think you're,
like...
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Really cool!
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Yeah!
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Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
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Hmm. Fascinating.
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Apparently, your new
style of eyeware
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is considered cool
by our female peers.
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Indeed. I think
I will experiment with these a little bit.
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[Ring]
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Psst. Hey, do you like
my new glasses?
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Just checking.
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They don't look dorky,
do they?
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Oh, no, Dexter.
They're super cool.
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Aw, thanks.
I'm glad you think so.
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You know, the really
cool thing about them
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is when you put them on,
it--it--well, here. Try them for yourself.
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Cool! Super cool!
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Oh, wow! These are
so amazing!
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Hey, hey!
Give them back.
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Just remember,
this is my idea.
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Hey, Dexter! Over here!
Hey, good buddy!
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Dexter!
Dexter!
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[All shouting]
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So, Dexter, my man,
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tell us again
about the glasses.
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Well, it is just
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a little experiment
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I am trying.
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Like, far out.
You reallyare
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a regular
fashion wunderkind.
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A real cool guy,
besides.
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So tell me,
cool guy...
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Where'd you get
those glasses?
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[All talking at once]
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Do you think
my glasses are cool, too?
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Girl: Yeah,
but they're not as cool as Dexter's.
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Ha! I can't believe it.
My brother Dexter
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is the coolest kid
in school.
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What kind of trick
is this?
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It's no trick.
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He's conducting
a scientific experiment.
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I don't know. Looks
like the experiment is conductinghim.
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Look at your hand.
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That is
pretty cool, huh?
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Wow!
Wow! Wow!
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Hello, Douglas.
Long time no see.
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Yeah. I haven't seen you
in a while, either.
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Nice glasses,
dork. Ha ha ha!
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Dexter, is this still
part of the experiment?
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Experiment? What are you
talking about?
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And, uh, by the way,
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the style is tobreak
your glasses.
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[Cowboy movie playing
on television]
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Hey, Dexter, don't you
think we should get those fixed?
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No way, man.
These are my ticket to coolsville.
257
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,150
Ha ha! Listen...Man,
258
00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:41,053
I know you think
you came up with the broken glasses bit,
259
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:46,023
but back when I was
your age, that was a fad for a while,
260
00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:50,350
but then
we all just moved on to the next cool thing.
261
00:12:50,383 --> 00:12:51,453
Oh, don't worry, dad.
262
00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:54,083
I have been calculating
several strategies
263
00:12:54,116 --> 00:12:57,996
to keep up this style
for many years to come.
264
00:12:58,033 --> 00:13:02,123
See? Yesterday
black glasses were cool.
265
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:05,050
Today red glasses are cool.
266
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,083
Tomorrow...who knows?
267
00:13:07,116 --> 00:13:09,026
Hey, kid,
you need any help?
268
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:12,366
No, thank you.
No additional assistance is necessary.
269
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,150
Check out
the casts!
270
00:13:14,183 --> 00:13:17,223
Kids: Oh, wow! Cool!
271
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,320
Bah! That is not cool.
272
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:23,180
Are you kidding?
That's the coolest!
273
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,076
Hey, hey, people!
274
00:13:25,116 --> 00:13:27,216
The glasses?
Remember these?
275
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,370
Oh, my gosh! Those
are incredible!
276
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,130
Dude! What's up
with the casts?
277
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:33,446
Well, you generally
receive a surgical supportive splint
278
00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:37,003
for a fracture
or dislocation of any ligaments--
279
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,283
or for broken bones,
in layman terms.
280
00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:41,066
Mandark,
your casts...
281
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,230
Are, like,
so cool!
282
00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:44,276
You think my casts
are cool?
283
00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:48,026
Bah! Casts are just a fad.
284
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:54,003
Broken glasses are uncool.
285
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:57,273
But a broken heart
is uncooler.
286
00:14:01,316 --> 00:14:03,166
Ahem!
287
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,280
Man on recording:
Chapter 9--photosynthesis.
288
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:10,346
Oh, this'll be even cooler
than the last chapter.
289
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,103
Yeah, it will.
290
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,080
[Crunching loudly]
291
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,000
Aah!
292
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,083
Ooh-da-lally.
293
00:14:40,116 --> 00:14:43,416
I better become
a vegetarian.
294
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:10,170
Ahh! The sweet smell
of electronics.
295
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,270
This shouldn't take long.
Just in and out.
296
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:17,000
Just a few things,
and I'll be on my way.
297
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:22,303
Man: Man, can you
believe that my entire hard drive erased?
298
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,353
Ha ha ha!
299
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:28,303
These computer-parts stores
really reel in the geeks.
300
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,203
Ha ha ha!
301
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,203
Oh! Unh!
302
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,283
I'm terribly sorry, sir.
I just--
303
00:15:33,316 --> 00:15:36,166
i--i wasn't
paying attention. I--
304
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,180
[gasp]
305
00:15:44,316 --> 00:15:48,296
Incredible. What is it?
306
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,453
Receiving,
transmitting, decoding.
307
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:54,023
Receiving,
transmitting, decoding.
308
00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,470
Ok. Potato cake.
309
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000
Receive and transmit?
310
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,003
An antenna! Wait!
311
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,023
Please come back!
312
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,070
A common mistake
313
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:08,150
is to load the boll weevil
within the output parameter.
314
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:11,003
Ooh, now, that's
got to hurt.
315
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:13,153
What? What?
Wait a minute.
316
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:15,123
This might sound
ridiculous,
317
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,350
but communication
is expandable
318
00:16:16,383 --> 00:16:20,153
unless your baffle
refractor Dracula is encoded.
319
00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,153
Communication?
320
00:16:21,183 --> 00:16:24,053
He is using
a standard tone generator
321
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,353
to communicate.
322
00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:26,323
With who?
323
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:29,400
Since you no doubt
have your own walnuts,
324
00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:31,233
pictures of birds,
butterflies,
325
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,476
brick, brick, brick,
et cetera.
326
00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:34,426
Hmm.
327
00:16:34,466 --> 00:16:38,416
Why stock 3 wheels
when the p-p-power wheel
328
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:40,130
outperforms the rest?
329
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,116
It's real simple, folks--
330
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,400
we are not
alone.
331
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:46,133
[Gasp]
332
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,366
Aliens?
333
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,050
Fantastic!
334
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,273
What do they say?
335
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,480
What do they say?
336
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:53,166
Hey, now where did he go?
337
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:58,050
Uh, data digit over.
Do you copy? We're losing you. Over.
338
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,483
We're losing you.
Over.
339
00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:01,466
Help!
I'm breaking up!
340
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,180
[Imitating static]
341
00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:04,176
We lost him.
342
00:17:04,216 --> 00:17:06,146
His signal must be
too weak.
343
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:08,273
Hey, we could use
my laboratory
344
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,380
to boost his signals,
345
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:12,196
thereby decoding
the transmitters,
346
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:13,483
in turn allowing us
347
00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:18,076
to communicate
with the universe!
348
00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:20,116
[Nervous laugh]
349
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,400
Roger that.
350
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:24,253
Dexter: Just
a little further now.
351
00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:28,023
I think you will be
pleasantly surprised.
352
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,250
Right this way, please.
353
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,353
[Humming]
354
00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:35,023
[Glass breaks]
355
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:39,333
Oh! Is there a draft
in here?
356
00:17:39,366 --> 00:17:40,196
[Gasp]
357
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,203
Hey! What's going on
around here?
358
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,323
[Snoring]
359
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:47,000
[Car chase on television]
360
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:54,246
Ah. Hey.
That's pretty sporty.
361
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:59,033
Mm-hmm. Ah. Hey.
Mm-hmm.
362
00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:01,276
Ohh!
363
00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:04,276
[Belches]
364
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:10,280
Here you go, buddy.
365
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:20,216
Honey?
366
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,130
Don't forget dessert!
367
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,296
Aah!
368
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,223
And that concludes
our tour.
369
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,380
Pretty impressive, eh?
370
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:32,476
Huh? Oh, no!
Where did he go!
371
00:18:33,016 --> 00:18:35,476
He must have gotten lost
on the tour!
372
00:18:36,016 --> 00:18:38,376
Computer, please locate
my guest immediately!
373
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:40,176
Computer:
Searching, Dexter.
374
00:18:40,216 --> 00:18:45,096
Stay calm. He is probably
in a very safe place.
375
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:48,303
Dexter, your guest
has been located.
376
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,453
Oh, thank heavens!
377
00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:50,283
[Gasp]
378
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:52,276
Computer:
I'm sorry, Dexter.
379
00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:54,416
Dexter: Dee Dee!
380
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:56,100
Hi, Dexter!
381
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,083
Where is he, Dee Dee?!
382
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:58,466
Who?
383
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,430
I do not have time
for these games!
384
00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:03,226
Just tell me where
you are hiding him!
385
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:04,376
He's not hiding.
386
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:05,476
Where is he, then?
387
00:19:06,016 --> 00:19:09,026
He's right
over there.
388
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,020
[Gasp]
389
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:16,420
Are you ok? Please excuse
my sister's behavior.
390
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:17,380
Pbbbbt!
391
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,176
Let us get to the lab
392
00:19:19,216 --> 00:19:22,216
and make sure the receptor
was not damaged.
393
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,420
Dee Dee has this thing
394
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,300
about wrecking
people's inventions.
395
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,033
He told me
it was a hat.
396
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,446
Yes, Dee Dee,
and you are the Jewel
397
00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:33,173
that lights up the night.
398
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,430
Good-bye.
399
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,126
Really?
400
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:37,266
[Door closes]
401
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,370
Hmm. Hey!
Wait a minute!
402
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,450
Hello down there!
I'm just going to do the once-over
403
00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:52,103
and make sure nothing
was damaged, ok?
404
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:57,420
Ok, pal. Here I come.
405
00:19:58,016 --> 00:20:02,216
Hey, that is strange.
These wires are not even connected.
406
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:07,280
He must have
been with Dee Dee longer than I thought.
407
00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:09,996
Oh, well.
Here goes nothing.
408
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:12,353
[Inhales deeply]
409
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:24,433
Ah! That should
do it.
410
00:20:30,283 --> 00:20:33,233
Now,
let's get down to business.
411
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:36,166
Two unparalleled minds
come together
412
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,100
for the good
of all mankind
413
00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:41,353
to receive
and decode transmissions
414
00:20:41,383 --> 00:20:43,123
not of this world.
415
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:47,170
Now is the moment
of truth!
416
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,170
Let's make contact!
417
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,280
Aah!
418
00:20:52,316 --> 00:20:55,016
I think
the transducer compliments the stereoelectric pickle,
419
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:56,170
and if ever there was
a piece of computer
420
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,480
that deserved to be
described as more than the sum of its parts,
421
00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:01,346
it's the vehicle
that stands exactly where the small yucca twig
422
00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:02,473
and counterrevolution
intersect.
423
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,170
Just as the market appears
to have settled down,
424
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,350
the ib-m20 provides
a multiframe rate time-code reader and generator,
425
00:21:07,383 --> 00:21:09,373
but what really raises
the level of chicken
426
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,430
is the way all of its parts
come together!
427
00:21:12,466 --> 00:21:14,426
Mm-hmm!
428
00:21:14,466 --> 00:21:17,146
Uh, what happened?
429
00:21:17,183 --> 00:21:18,273
[Gasp]
430
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,480
Hey, where did he go?
431
00:21:21,016 --> 00:21:21,426
Hello?
432
00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:26,276
[Echoing]
Hello, hello, hello, hello...
433
00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:29,216
Hello.
434
00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:39,150
Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door,
435
00:21:39,183 --> 00:21:41,233
where impossible things
may happen
436
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,076
that the world's
never seen before.
437
00:21:44,116 --> 00:21:48,216
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
438
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,450
♪ lives the smartest boy
439
00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:51,433
♪ you've ever seen
440
00:21:51,466 --> 00:21:54,266
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
441
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:57,330
♪ to smithereens
442
00:21:57,366 --> 00:22:00,016
♪ there is gloom and doom
443
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,180
♪ while things go boom
444
00:22:02,216 --> 00:22:04,476
♪ in Dexter's lab
445
00:22:05,016 --> 00:22:07,166
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446
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,270
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447
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