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At last! My greatest creation is co--

at last! My grea--

ah, forget it.

I'll finish praising my fantastic achievements

after some well-deserved sleepy.

Ahh.

Good day, Dexter, old bean.

Wait a minute.

I have got a funny feeling I have forgotten something.

My bedroom door?

I thought I closed that.

Oh, well.

All I want is to get my sleep in,

and I'm closing doors.

[Grumbling]

Ahh.

Kind of eerie about that door thing, huh?

Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure is.

Boo!

Aah!

I knew I forgot something.

Morning, sleepyhead.

What's on the agenda for us today?

The agenda for me today, Dee Dee,

is sleeeep.

Whhhyyy?

Because while you were nestled up snug in your bed,

I was up all night

advancing the state of the scientific community

as we know it.

Therefore, I will need peace and quiet.

Oh. Ok, Dexter.

You just seal yourself

into the envelope of your sheets

and mail yourself off to sleep.

I'll make sure everything remains nice and quiet.

Well, thank you, Dee Dee.

Don't mention it!

Oop. Sorry.

Good night, Dee Dee.

Good night, Dexter. Sorry. Good night. So long.

[Floor creaking]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Squeak]

[Squeeeak]

[Squeeeak]

[Squeak]

Dee Dee, would you just get out of here?!

[Squeak squeak squeak squeak]

Mom: Kids! Time for breakfast!

Dee Dee: Mom, shh! Dexter's trying to sleep!

Sleep? It's almost 7:30!

Is he sick?

No! He was up all night working

and just needs some sleep!

Oh. Ok!

Dee Dee: Hey, what's for breakfast?

What would you like?

Um, toast, juice,

a bowl of cereal with skim milk--

we're out of skim!

Oh!

In that case, forget the cereal.

I'll have eggs and bacon!

No toast or juice, either?

Keep the juice. No toast!

How would you like your eggs, honey?

Scrambled!

Ok! It'll be ready in 10 minutes!

Ok, mom! I'll be down soon!

I'm just going to check and see if Dexter's sleeping.

[Creak]

Like a baby.

[Slam]

[Buzzzz]

Hockey sockey!

Dee Dee, no!

[Smack]

[Birds chirping]

Dee Dee: Hey, you birds! Dexter's trying to sleep!

[Gunshots]

Dexter?

Dexter?

Leave me alone, Dee Dee.

I'm sorry to wake you, but--

you mean like the last 20 times?

But, Dexter, it's important.

I went into your lab, see,

and I pushed a button on something,

and...

You mean like the last 20 million times?

I think it's serious this time.

Can't it wait, Dee Dee?

Um, well, not for long.

[Beeping]

Whatever it is, Dee Dee, it's going to have to wait.

Ok.

[Explosion]

Dee Dee: Where are you going, Dexter?

Somewhere where you won't bother me.

Boy, keeping things quiet all day for Dexter sure was tiring.

Now to get some well-deserved sleep myself.

Good night, Dee Dee, old girl.

[Snarling]

Oh! What the heck is that?

[Snoring]

I hate freckled kids!

[Smacking]

Oh, what a beyootiful-a, beeyootiful morning.

If the sun had not risen from his slumber,

this wonderful school morning would-a never have arrived.

I hate kids with funny accents.

I would not be able to say "good morning"

to all of my wonderful friends.

Good morning, Latin.

Good morning, math.

[Rumbling]

I believe this morning

is going to be a great morning for school.

Could you repeat that?

Ah ha ha! Ok.

Um, I believe that thees mornink

is goinga to

be a great mornink

for school.

You know, kid, you got a funny accent,

and if you haven't read,

I hate kids with funny accents!

Dexter! Dexter.

I'm in such a predicament.

I didna do me homework.

Perhaps I could tell miss pimmerwickle

that me shillelagh ate me homework. What do you think?

Well, sure, I guessa dat will work.

All right. You two have been talking gibberish for too long.

Hey! Let go of me.

Ooh, la, la, sasson. Ooh, la, la, sasson!

My greatest croissants are completed!

[Sniffs]

Ahh.

Pierre, you have-a really outdone yourself thees time.

Lucky, you better take a wheef of this.

[All talking at once]

You guys, just shut up!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

You cannot tell us to shut up!

Excuse me, boys, but is everything ok?

Of course, miss pimmerwickle.

We were just posing for a painting.

Gary, art class isn't until third period.

Oh, of course, miss pimmerwickle.

Just let me reschedule our extracurricular activities.

Well, well, my funny-talking friends.

At 3:00 today in front of the school statue,

we're going to finish this little painting of ours.

Be there!

Let's get out of here!

Woman on record: Welcome to learning proper English.

Repeat after me:

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

Repeat.

The rain ina Spain

stays mainly in the plain.

Record: Very good. She sells sea shells by the seashore.

Repeat.

[Replaces record]

Same woman: Welcome to the last few hours of your life.

Repeat after me:

I face the bully at 3:00.

Repeat.

Very good.

[Bell rings]

[Kids shouting and cheering]

The school statue...

"Fighta with the fists of knowledge."

And that, they approve.

Well, well.

I gotta hand it to you boys. You actually showed up.

I'm proud of ya. What do you say we get started,

and I knock your funny-talking mouths to timbuktu?

By the glorious red hair o' Patty O'Mally,

what did we do to you?

[Lucky crying]

Oh, please, zis isridiculement.

Pierre! Lucky!

Don't ya realize you're hurt--oh!

Stop it!

Stop it this minuteth!

Da,

that's right, y'all. Stop it.

Oh. So you all want a piece of me?

Well, come and get it!

[Shouting]

Hey, get away from me.

Shut up!

I can't take it anymore!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

My facethhh!

It hurtzzz.

Arr! Now look who has the funny accent.

[Laughter]

[Bell rings]

Hey, Dexter. You got any scientific secrets

you want to share with our friends?

No.

Well, I do. Come on, kids. I'll show you how to make something cool.

Take an ordinary ice try and fill it with your favorite fruit juice.

Stretch a piece of plastic wrap tight over the tray

and stick a toothpick in each cube.

Put the tray in the freezer and let it chill overnight,

and voila! Fruity, juicy popsiclettes.

Astoundink!

Wake up, son!

It's time to go fishing.

[Yawn]

But, dad.

Dexter, since the dawn of time,

man has been fishing, and not just for our little aquatic friends,

but fishing for answers, for understanding, for meaning.

So awake, my son, and join your old man

in the quest for knowledge.

Dad, it's the middle of the night.

Please allow my brain to go on automatic pilot.

Dexter didn't literally mean it is the middle of the night,

as this would be impossible.

Dexter! What?

Not you--him.

Come on, son. Get up so we can go fishing

before the sun... Rises?

[Birds singing]

Darn. Oh, well, I guess we'll try again tomorrow.

[Brrring]

Wake up, Dexter! It's fishing time!

Come on, little buddy. Lot to do.

Got to get going before the sun comes to.

Now brush those teeth and comb that hair,

and then you won't be caught in your underwear.

Ha ha ha!

A little dad humor.

How you doing in there, buddy?

Fine.

Come on, Dexter. Time's a-wasting.

Ok, dad. I'm ready.

Dexter, you march right back into that room

and put on some normal clothes before the sun--rises.

We'll have to try again tomorrow, Dexter.

You can go back to bed, little buddy.

Come on, Dexter! Wake up! It's fishing time.

[Rrr]

Come on, partner. Put your fishing outfit on and let's go.

Fishing outfit?!

Where did I put it? Where did I put it?

I know I put it in a really safe spot

where I'd be sure to find it,

so why can't I find it?

Have you looked everywhere? Maybe behind this thing.

Not there. Then maybe--

the lab! Dad! I found it.

I'm ready, dad.

Uh, Dexter, that's not your fishing outfit.

Oh. You're right.

Now stop your goofing around.

You know we have to make it to the lake before sunrise.

Now let's just...

[Bzzz]

What isthat...

[Beep beep beep]

Smell?

Oops. Looks like we have to try again tomorrow.

I cannot believe we are finally

going to get to the lake before sunrise, dad.

Got the checklist? Check.

TV? Check.

Insect repellent? Check.

Fishing net? Cooler? Flashlight?

Check, check, check.

Bait? Bait!

The most important part of the fishing trip.

The worms are all gone!

We cannot go fishing without the worms.

Don't panic. They can't be far.

There's one!

You'll never take me alive.

There's one, too.

They're everywhere!

Get them before the sun comes up!

Gotcha.

[Splat]

Got him! Me, too.

I think we got them all.

There is one more hiding in the hose.

We've been found out!

Dad: Nice catch, Dex.

¿Mañana, eh, muchacho?

Ohh.

I have a good feeling that this is going to be our day, little buddy.

It better be.

Now buckle up your seat belt.

It's going to be a bumpy ride.

Gettin' closer. Yes.

I can already smell that fragrant pine scent.

Yes, sir. Nothing like it.

We're here!

Oh! Someone else is here first?

Well, I guess we'll have to try again tomorrow.

But, dad, it's only one boat.

Dexter, getting here first is what counts.

It's the backbone of tradition,

and going against tradition

upsets the delicate balance of nature.

See what I mean?

Tomorrow, Dexter. That'll be our lucky day.

This whole fishing thing

with dad

isn't going to work

unless I take the bull by the horns.

Dad: Tomorrow, Dexter. That'll be our lucky day.

Lucky day. Lucky day.

[Ring]

Hey, now there's a serious little Fisher guy.

All packed, Dexter.

Hop in, buddy, and we can--

move over, dad. I'm driving.

We're not taking old lake road?

Dad, my super-efficient, dictated route-coordinator map printout

clearly indicates that the highway will be much faster.

I just hope we're the first ones to the lake.

You know, the whole delicate balance of nature thingy.

But if we're not, hey, there's always tomorrow.

No more tomorrow. We attempt the lake today!

Hey! Hey!

I don't know, Dexter. Looks like the sun may come up any second.

8 seconds, to be exact.

We're not going to make it.

Oh, yes, we are.

Aah!

You know, Dex, there's nothing quite as relaxing as fishing.

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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