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[Meow!]

[Gasp]

Aah!

[Gasp]

Aah!

Unh!

Unh!

Unh!

Oh! Oh!

Aah!

Father?

Dee Dee, my child...

Father!

[Echoing]

[People groaning]

[Footsteps]

Hey, you guys, that wasn't very nice.

You know, this block is my territory.

Go break things on your own block. You all should be ashamed.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

Uh, dad, don't you think you're overreacting?

It's only a little coffee.

Yeah, but it was pretty hot, you know.

[All talking at once]

And this was my favorite nightie,

and they got coffee all over it.

Both: And they broke our favorite mug.

And they hurt my cat.

This can't go on!

We cannot stand by and watch

as our neighborhood is overrun by these--these vandals!

They must be hunted down and destroyed

like the dogs that they are!

Dad, you can't do that!

I can't? Oh, well...

Then we should have a contest or something.

[All talking at once]

Good idea.

Oh, yeah.

A contest. That would be nice.

Dad, voice-over: "Dear jerks,

"you are cordially invited to a contest of skill

to decide the fate of the neighborhood."

Ok. The rules are: You both get a side of the street.

Whoever lands the most newspapers on the porch

wins the neighborhood. Are you ready?

Go!

Aww! Aww! Aww!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Aww! Aww! Aww!

[Crunching]

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Hey, they're on the last house, and the score is even.

Come on, Dee Dee. Land one on the porch for daddy.

The whole neighborhood is counting on you!

Huh? Oh, ok.

Hurray! Yeah! Hurray!

[Soft music playing]

[Crash]

Yay! Yay! Yay!

This one's for the championship.

Yeah! All right!

Whoo-hoo!

[Honk honk honk]

Dad: Honey! Kids! Come here!

I got something to show you!

[Gasp]

Oh, my!

Honey, this trophy is the crowning achievement

of my entire life.

Wait till the kids see this!

Dexter: Give me back my major glory!

Never! Aarrgghh!

Kids!

[Dexter and Dee Dee shouting]

Aah!

Noooooooo!

[Echoing]

Dad: Aah!

You kids are in big trouble.

My hopes, my dreams...

Shattered in an instant.

[Sobbing]

Dexter: Um, we'll just go to our rooms now.

Hold it right there.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Safe in your own little rooms,

playing with your little toys.

Well, it seems you both need a lesson

in respecting other people's property,

so this time, you're not going to your own rooms.

Oh, no. You're going

to each other's rooms instead!

What?!

Ooh! Whee!

Dexter!

But, dad, she'll mess up my room!

[Stomping]

Ok. I'm going.

[Sigh]

Dad has no idea what he has done.

While I rot here confined to this pink imprisonment,

my sister Dee Dee is surely having her way

with my precious laboratory.

Oh, my dearest computer,

my sweetest love,

you're helpless, and I cannot protect you.

What can she be doing in there?

What unspeakable horror is she committing?

I must know!

[Echoing]

[Fly buzzing]

Ohh...

Oh, my experiments.

Huh? Now what further evil is she planning?

[Clock ticking]

[Gasp]

I've got to know!

What is she up to?

[Door creaks]

Shoot!

Dad is so busy with his trophy,

he won't notice me.

[Floor creaking]

No son of mine had better try to sneak away from his punishment,

or else that certain son might find himself

in an even worse punishment.

[Gulp]

There seems to be no way to save my laboratory...

Unless...

Suit up!

Yeah! Oh, yeah!

I'm going to take lots of this...

And this...

And this! Yes!

What? She's asleep? And she hasn't even opened my lab.

[Door opens]

[Footsteps]

Dee Dee, wake up.

Have you just been sleeping this whole time?

Uh-huh.

Well, I fixed my trophy, so you can come out now.

Yay!

Come on. Let's go get your brother.

Uh-oh.

Gee, dad, your trophy looks great.

Well, thanks, Dee Dee.

Dexter: Eeeeeeee!

You know, I don't want the glue to melt.

I'd better cool things down.

[Whooshing]

Yaaaah!

Yaaaah!

Aarrgghh!

[Dee Dee gasps]

Dexter, you're naked!

Now look what you did, Dee Dee, you clumsy fool!

Aarrgghh!

Um...

Well, at least I don't have to worry

about the dog destroying my lab.

[Barking]

[Alarm buzzing]

Ha ha! Dee Dee! Dee Dee!

I heard this great joke.

Ok. Here it goes.

A physics professor and his assistant were working

on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions

when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "wait, professor.

What if the salicylic acids don't accept the hydroxyl ion?"

And the professor responds...

"That's no hydroxyl ion.

That's my wife!"

Ha ha ha!

[Hammering]

In just two more hammers,

my greatest achievement will be completed!

[Hammering]

[Hammering]

Hmm. Who is that doing all that hammering?

I cannot hammer with all that hammering going on!

[Mom grunting]

Ha ha ha! Finally, you're mine--

the last of the biscotti!

Mmm!

Ha ha ha!

[Hammering]

Where is that noise coming from?

What?

[Gong ringing]

Well, that was just grand.

Now it's time to rest.

Finally. Now maybe I can get back to work.

[Hammering]

Where is that hammering coming from?!

If mommy's not making the noise and daddy's not making the noise,

it can only be--Dee Dee! Are you up there?

Dee Dee: Maybe.

You cannot trick me. I know your voice.

[Different voice] Hello, Dexter.

Oh, excuse me.

Hee hee hee!

Uh, excuse me, ma'am,

but what are you doing in my tree?

You fool, it was me.

I knew that. I was trying to see ifyou

ha ha ha! Yeah. Right.

Dee Dee, what are you doing up there?

Nuttin'.

Nuttin'? He's

so what areyou

wouldn't you like to know?

Yes. Please.

Well, too bad. You have a secret lab,

so I have a secret place. So scram!

Secret? You cannot keep a secret from me.

I'm coming up there!

[Grunting]

You know what? You are stupid! Yeah.

And maybe I'll check it out later,

but I don't care.

Huh. Pretty sneaky, sis,

but I see your trickery.

Oh, I guess the girls are coming over to play Dolly.

Like I even care! Huh?

What is mom doing with that pie?

Hmm. She is moving on up to the top.

They finally get a piece of the pie.

Obviously, it is a girlie time up there.

Aw, never would I want to know

what is going on up there.

[Rock music playing]

Hey, it's good old dad.

Time for relaxation, huh, dad?

Dad! What are you doing?

That is a girlie time up there!

[Laughter]

I thought we were best buddies.

This is ridiculous!

It's ok. It's ok. I don't care.

I never cared.

Not once did I want to look.

I am a rock that will not bend!

What is going on out there?

[Barks]

This is insane!

I am not going to continue watching this absurdity!

[Owl hoots]

[Gasp]

Something is happening.

[Laughing]

This is sick.

They're gone!

My window of opportunity has just opened.

Dexter: Chirpy chirp chirp.

Chirpy chirpy chirp chirp.

Chirpy chirp chirp chirp.

This is all that's up here?

This is the dumbest girlie piece of construction I've ever seen.

I don't even want to go inside, it's so dumb.

Oh, puh-lease!

Oh, how droll.

Who does she think she is with this lever, me?

I bet it doesn't even work.

"Do not pull"?

"Do not pull"? My beak.

[Rumbling]

That was it?

Well, well. Look who's smaller than a breadbox.

Dee Dee! Let me out of here!

Ha! I knew you couldn't resist

sticking your beak into my business,

and to get even, I get to go play around in your lab.

Please, Dee Dee! No, no!

Let me out!

See you around, shortbread.

Dee Dee! No, no! Please!

Let me out! No, no! Please!

[Crashing]

No, no, no, no!

Please, no, no!

Dee Dee: Whee! Ha ha ha!

Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door,

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

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