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Ow!

Wait!

Dexter: Little girl, you dropped your bunny!

You dropped your bunny! You dropped your bunny!

You dropped your bunny! Little girl, stop!

[Breathing heavily]

You dropped your bunny.

Aah!

Uh, here you go.

You, uh, you should be more careful, ok?

What? Is there something on my face?

Did I step in something?

What?!

Uh...

Ok, well, I'm going to be going now.

So you just be more careful with that bunny, ok?

Ok. Bye now.

Good-bye.

[Laughs nervously]

[Ding]

Teacher: Ok, class, you may now begin your quiz.

And as soon as you're finished,

put your pencils down and turn your papers over.

Oh, very good, Dexter.

Why don't you just sit and relax

while the rest of the class finishes?

[Rattling]

[Laughs nervously]

[Humming]

[Whistling]

What?!

[Pencils writing on paper]

[Sigh]

Hello.

And how was your day?

Did you learn anything?

Learn? I am big textbook, Dexter.

I'm supposed to teach you.

Oh ho ho! That's right. How silly.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, guess what. I've got lots of homework tonight,

so you can teach me all night long.

That's right.

That's right.

[Kiss kiss]

Stay back! Stay back!

I don't know what you want,

but whatever it is, i--

aah!

Dee Dee!

Man, I had the creepiest day.

Everywhere I went,

this little girl kept staring and staring at me.

And she had these huge, creepy eyes.

Ugh.

Any mail for me?

No, but...

You have a visitor.

Oh, hi--aah!

Aah!

He's up in his top-secret lab.

The entrance is behind the bookcase. Can't miss it.

[Door opens and closes]

Ew.

Where is it? Where did I put it?

Where can it be?

Where is a laser gun when you need it?

I know. I'll check the laserium.

Huh?

No!

Please, please don't hurt me.

I'm fragile. I--

hey, my science book.

I must have dropped it after you freaked me out at school. Thanks.

Ok, we're even. I gave you your bunny,

and you gave me my book,

so will you please get out of my laboratory?

Why? Why do you stare at me so?

Why do you gaze at me so deeply and lovingly?

It is not like I'm your boyfriend!

Oh, no. Y-You think that you and I are...

Aah!

[Thud]

Ok, sister, listen up.

There is no way, nohow I am going to be your boyfriend,

even--even if you threaten to tell the whole world

about my top-secret laboratory.

♪ I see your eyes when they're looking at me ♪

♪ I can't deny that you're a sight to see ♪

♪ the look that you gave made me fall to my knees ♪

♪ so you see, so you see

♪ your eyes are the kind that make me feel gay ♪

♪ that gaze that you laid knocked me into a daze ♪

♪ a look sent my way makes me shout, hip, hooray ♪

♪ hip, hooray

♪ hip, hooray

♪ aye, aye, aye, your eyes hypnotize ♪

♪ but why-aye-aye do you stay by my side? ♪

♪ Woah, woah, woah

♪ why don't you go

♪ so-oh-oh I'd be alone?

♪ Aye, aye, aye, your eyes hypnotize ♪

♪ but why-aye-aye

♪ do you stay by my side?

♪ Woah, woah, woah

♪ why don't you go

♪ so-oh-oh

♪ I'd be alone?

Hello, Dee Dee.

What are you so happy about?

Is it because you're in love?

No, you silly girl.

I'm happy because

I pulled the release out of my laser gun!

Dexter!

Violence is not the answer.

I mean, you can't just go and zap the creepy-eyed girl

just because she's forcing you to be her boyfriend. Duh.

I know, but what should I do?

Simple. Get her to fall in love with someone else.

Impossible.

Why?

Because once you've loved Dex,

you've loved the best.

Uh, what was your plan again?

Ok. Every morning, she waits for me outside.

Dexter: Ooh, there she is.

Time for phase one.

By using this short-range neutronic molecular transporter,

I will transport that creepy neighborhood boy

from point "a"...

To point "b."

Mmm. Impressive.

Now for phase two--

fly true, cupid's arrow.

Ah. Isn't it romantic, Dexter?

She's too good for him.

Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha!

Dee Dee, stop! Never ever run with scissors.

It is terribly dangerous.

You could trip and poke out an eye

or get stabbed in the neck or worse.

So remember, kids, never run with scissors or other sharp objects...

Unless you have proper scissors-handling equipment.

Wah!

Dee Dee: Whoo!

[Explosion]

Whee!

[Alarm beeping]

[Alarm stops]

Dexter: Dee Dee, would you step into my office, please?

Uh, you wanted to see me, sir?

No, I don't think so. I--oh, yes. Yes.

Dee Dee, please come in. Have a seat.

[Chair squeaking]

[Clock ticking]

Ahem. Dee Dee, how long have we known each other?

Our whole lives, you say?

My interests--never.

Or should I say you never knew me?

Because if you did, you would know

I am a soul who requires peace, quiet,

and most importantly, solitude.

But every day, that solitude is inevitably broken

by...you!

Which is why I called you here.

Now, I know these are tough times

and a dollar does not go as far as it used to,

but it is time to take stock,

time for responsibility,

a time for change.

For as the lab grows, so do my expectations,

which, quite frankly, you are not living up to,

which is why I have made

this tough but firm decision.

Dee Dee, you are fired.

What?!

You can't fire me!

[All Dee dees shouting at once]

Dee Dee: How dare you kick me out!

That's it--ow! That's it.

I'm going to report you! I'll have your badge.

I'll show you. You haven't heard the last of Dee Dee!

Dee Dee: Uh!

[Echoing] Uh! Uh! Uh!

[Glass breaking]

Rats.

Hello!

Oh, it's you.

Yeah. Um, Dee Dee,

this is kind of embarrassing,

but I have made a terrible mistake.

Really?

Yeah. You see, I thought if I had

peace, quiet, and solitude,

I'd be happy, but I'm not.

Really?

Yeah. Something is missing.

Chaos. I didn't realize until now,

but I need to be surrounded

by frantic, loud, and annoying behavior

so I can focus on my work.

Really?

So as you know, the position's open,

and, well, i--

yeah?

I kind of feel awkward about asking you this, but--

yeah?

Could you hang this up

in the girls bathroom at school?

Dexter: Ok. The girls locker room, then.

Dexter: Hello. Temp agency? I need to fill a position

for a spastic sister.

You do? Send them over.

Next.

So tell me about yourself.

Oh, I love peace, quiet, and especially solitude.

We'll call you.

Yeah, so like I said, they were dead when I got there.

Would you like to see my lab?

Well, I never!

So, what else do you do...

Besides drool?

Spastic sister, that's what they said-- spastic sister,

and that's me, so here I am. Want a spastic sister?

Who do you call? None other than me. Get it? Nun other?

Ha ha ha! Well, it's been fun, fun, fun, but I got to go, go, go, so bye, bye, bye!

Hallelujah.

No, sorry. Good luck, though.

I don't think it'll work out.

When can you start?

Shall we begin?

Oh, what does this button do?

No, no, no. Like this.

Ew! What does this button do?!

Oh, what does this button do?

No, no. Bigger. More energy.

With passion.

Ohh.

Ohh, what does this

excuse me.

[Water splashing]

Dexter: Ok, good.

Correct. Enough running.

Ok, stop.

No more running, please. Think dancing.

Dancing?

Yes, dancing. I'd like to see you dance.

Ok, but it's 50 bucks extra.

Ok, but this time, break the glass.

Oh.

Oops.

This isn't working.

I'll say. What kind of crazy show is this, anyway?

Show?

And where are the cameras?

Cameras?

Yes. This is Dexter's lab,

yes.

The TV show?

TV show? This isn't a TV show.

I'm a real little boy,

and this is my lab. I built it.

Oh, my agent is so fired.

Sorry.

Wah!

[Bang bang bang]

[Crash]

Dee Dee: Whoo!

[Beeping]

[Explosion]

Whee!

[Alarm beeping]

Great. That was perfect. When can you start?

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man: Enter at your own peril,

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen...

♪ To smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

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