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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
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and U.S. department of education
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Newsreel narrator:
Welcome toamerica and you,
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where together
we will travel
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through the pages
of American history
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and rediscover
ourselves.
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From when
he started in 1927,
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it took gutzon borglum
14 years
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to sculpt
this legendary landmark
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in the hills
of south Dakota.
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Here we see gutzon
working on the lips of Lincoln.
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The great memorial stands
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more than 5,725 feet
above sea level.
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Washington, Jefferson,
Roosevelt, and Lincoln--
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the 4 presidents
on mount rushmore--
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represent the nation's
finest ideas
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as they were shaped
in our first 150 years
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and that we have lived by
ever since.
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And so, as the inscription
on the mountain reads...
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Well, class,
does anybody have any questions
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about the film
we just saw? Yes, Timothy?
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What would happen
if two of the heads
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were brought to life
by some mad geniuses
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and were let loose to destroy
all that we have created
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in one action-packed
battle?
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Nonsense, Timothy.
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Things like that
can't happen nowadays.
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Yes, Dexter?
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I am sorry to argue
with you, Mr. Luzinski,
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but this bringing to life
of inanimate objects
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is very possible
indeed.
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All you need to do
is simply implant
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some tripolar
frankensteinian electrodes
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and apply 25,000 volts
of electromagnicity.
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Then the inanimate object
will come to life
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and carry out any order
of destruction
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that a mad genius
could possibly have.
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Was that
a bipolar electrode?
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No, no, mandark.
A tripolar.
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Hee hee! Oh, yeah,
right. Thank you.
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Ha ha ha!
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♪ Oh, cherry tree,
oh, cherry tree ♪
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♪ oh, you are
so pretty ♪
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Mandark: Hey, Dexter,
can we lend you a hand?
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No, thank you.
I have everything under...
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Control.
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Dexter, I'd like
to introduce you
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to our nation's
first president-- George Washington.
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Say hello, George.
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Aah!
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All right, George,
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what do you say
we cross the Delaware?
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[Panting]
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How am I ever going to stop
that huge behemoth?
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Hi, Dexter!
Penny for your thoughts?
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I'm thinking
of Lincoln.
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Thank you, Dee Dee.
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Now get out of my lab!
I have work to do.
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Mandark: Take that! And that!
And some of that, too!
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Computer:
Dexter, approaching mount rushmore.
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5, 4,
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3, 2, 1.
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Dexter: And now
the final touch.
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President Lincoln,
I have just elected you
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to kick
George Washington's butt.
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Ahh...
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Now with Dexter
out of the picture,
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I can finally enjoy
some peace and quiet.
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Uh, George,
would you mind moving?
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You're blocking
my sun.
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Hey, George, what did i--
hey, what the--
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Dexter: 4 score
and a little while ago,
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you brought forth
on this continent
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a new giant
conceived in evil
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and dedicated
to destroying my lab,
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and now I, Dexter,
am here to settle this score.
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Meet my good friend
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president
Abraham Lincoln.
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George!
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Mandark: You know,
of course, Dexter,
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you have no chance
to beat the first American president.
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I beg to differ.
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That's it, Dexter.
Put 'em up!
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Ha! That punch
probably broke
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your wooden
dentures.
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Not quite,
for you see, Dexter,
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I've made
a few modifications.
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Very good, mandark,
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but I, too, have made
some modifications.
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That's it, Dexter.
Playtime is over. Jet boots on!
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Jet pack on!
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Hmm. It seems
that we are evenly matched.
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Yes. I cannot
tell a lie.
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You are
a worthy opponent.
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Wait.you
tell a lie?
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Never.
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Me neither.
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"Honest Abe"--
that's what they call me.
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What?!
What?!
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Hey, Lincoln, what is
with the speeches?
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Let's get back
to the action.
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Yeah, come on, Washington.
Stop the small talk
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and get back
to the punching.
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Lincoln: Sorry, boys.
These two presidents have had it.
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Now, how about we get us
a couple of drinks?
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Hey, come back
here!
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Hey, you guys
are supposed to serve your
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Come back here
and fight!
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Woman: Timothy,
why don't you go outside and play?
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Timothy:
I-is it safe?
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Well, of course,
dear.
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[Humming]
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[Footsteps approaching]
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Aah!
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Hee hee hee!
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Dee Dee, get out
of my laboratory!
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[Gasping]
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Now to clean up
this mess.
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[Whistling]
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Here, Timmy! Here, Timmy!
Come here, boy.
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That's it, boy.
Come here.
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That's a good boy.
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Are you hungry,
Timmy?
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[Squeaking]
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There you go, boy.
Eat up.
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Narrator, foreign accent:
You're probably wondering
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who this little Timmy
is, huh?
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Well, let me
tell you.
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Dexter used to have to
always be cleaning up after Dee Dee's messes
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until one day
he was fed up with it.
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I am fed up
with it!
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Narrator: So he worked
late into the night...
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[Hammering and whirring]
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And he invented Timmy.
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Now, Timmy
is a termite.
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Ha ha ha! But he's
no ordinary termite, ah?
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That's right. He eats metal
instead of wood.
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You see, Dexter combined
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the titanium abstract
with the--
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oh, you don't want to hear
this mumbo-jumbo, huh?
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Oh, don't worry, Dexter.
I'll tell them later, ok?
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Ok.
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So anyway,
as the years went by,
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Dee Dee broke,
and Timmy ate,
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and Dee Dee broke,
and Timmy ate,
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and Dee Dee broke some more,
and Timmy ate some more,
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and Dexter and Timmy
were like two peas in a pod--
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always together, playing,
working, everything.
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They loved each other
very much,
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and every time
Dexter had to go away,
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Timmy would miss
Dexter very much.
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[Whimpering]
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But when Dexter returned,
mamma Mia!
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Was Timmy happy!
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And so things continued the same
until one day...
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That is a good boy.
You full?
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Good!
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Now to get back
to work.
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[Squeaking]
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[Squeaking]
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Not now, Timmy.
I'm busy.
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I'll play
with you later.
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[Squeaking]
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Timmy,
what did I say?
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No! I do not want
to hear another word out of you.
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And don't
make that face. It doesn't work.
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[Squeaking]
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Mom: Dexter!
Dinner's ready!
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Dinner?
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See, Timmy?
It is dinnertime,
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and I haven't got
any work done.
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Now, when I return,
we are going to have
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a little talk
about your attitude.
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[Squeaking]
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No, Timmy!
I have to go.
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[Squeaking]
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Come on, Timmy.
I have to go.
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[Squeaking]
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[Whimpering]
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[Grunting]
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[Panting]
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[Cooing]
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Thanks, mom.
That was exquisite.
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Oh, mom,
do I have to?
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Ha ha! I'd love to.
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And now
to get back to...
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Work?
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Timmy!
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How could you
do this to me?
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Don't I treat you well?
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I feed you,
I play with you,
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and what do I get
in return?
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Half of my life
has been eaten!
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[Squeaking]
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And I don't care
if you ever come back!
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Narrator: Ooh!
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That's some yelling
Dexter do at Timmy.
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So Dexter continued
without Timmy.
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But it didn't take
much time
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for Dexter to start missing
his little Timmy termite,
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and Dexter realized
he was wrong to yell at Timmy.
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I probably
shouldn't have yelled at him like that.
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I know! I'll find him
and apologize!
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But how do I find
such a small creature?
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This should do it!
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Narrator: So Dexter followed
Timmy's path of leftovers
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deep into the lab,
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searching high
and searching low
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for his little bambino
until...
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Aah!
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Dexter: Help! Help!
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Someone help!
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Huh? Timmy? Timmy,
is that you?
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[Grunting]
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Good boy, Timmy.
Now pull!
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That's it.
A little more. A little more.
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Yeah!
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Narrator: Whew!
That was close,
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but Timmy,
he saved the day,
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and so Dexter apologized
to Timmy
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for yelling at him.
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And he also explained
that when Timmy gets lonely,
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he starts to eat
uncontrollably,
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and being the smart fella
that Dexter is,
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he figured out a plan
to fix this problem.
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Hee hee hee!
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Ha ha ha!
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Get out
of my laboratory!
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[Whistle]
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[Whistling]
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Narrator: What did I
tell you, huh?
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That Dexter is
one smart fella.
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Well, that's it.
Good-bye.
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Oinky!
Oink oink oink!
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Piggies!
Oink! Oink! Oink!
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Oink oink oink!
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Mmm!
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Oinky, oinky.
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Oinky, oinky!
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Mmm!
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Ha ha ha! You're
pretty dirty, sis.
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Oh, Dexter,
I'm even prettier when I'm clean.
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[Clucking rapidly]
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I've got to fix that.
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Okey-dokey.
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Now to discover
the cure for--
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Dee Dee!
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How many times
have I told you not to sneak up on me?!
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Hmm...
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Only 3,678,534 times!
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700,000,
carry the 5--
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pi into 36
is the lump sum of the quotient--
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43,000 goes
into 5 million...
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She's right.
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Now get out!
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Dexter?
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What?
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Uh, can you take a look
at my plant?
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00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,333
I don't think
it's doing so well.
260
00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:54,416
Hmm. I think I have
just the thing.
261
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,050
Now, where did I
put that?
262
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,423
Ah, here it is--
my botanical booster.
263
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:04,480
Now, Dee Dee, this is
an unstable, untested growth hormone
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distilled from
mackerel bones.
265
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,446
What's
a mackerel?
266
00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:09,473
I'm a mackerel!
267
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,320
Now get me out
of this mayonnaise jar!
268
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:14,380
Uh, don't mind him.
He's always like that.
269
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:17,066
No, just give
your plant two--
270
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,200
precisely
two drops--
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00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:21,123
and then it will be
as good as new.
272
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,280
But--but, Dexter,
you said
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00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:23,466
this growth hormone
was untested.
274
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,300
Oh, uh-huh.
Oh, yeah. You are right.
275
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:30,183
Then get out of here
and test it for me!
276
00:16:30,316 --> 00:16:31,446
Don't worry,
little fella.
277
00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:33,433
You'll be feeling better
in no time.
278
00:16:33,466 --> 00:16:36,276
Let's see. How many drops
was it again?
279
00:16:36,316 --> 00:16:38,266
Oh, yeah!
280
00:16:51,016 --> 00:16:52,116
Ooh.
281
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:54,470
I think it's time
to replant you...
282
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,250
In the yard!
283
00:17:02,116 --> 00:17:04,226
Hey, Dee Dee,
whatcha got, huh? Whatcha got?
284
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:05,426
Uh, nothing.
Nothing at all.
285
00:17:05,466 --> 00:17:07,466
It's a new plant,
isn't it?
286
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,480
Uh, no.
287
00:17:09,016 --> 00:17:09,996
Oh! I knew it!
288
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,083
Does it need
some trimming?
289
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:13,046
Come on,
all plants need a little trimming.
290
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:16,103
Huh? Huh? I even got
these new shears and everything.
291
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,173
Uh, no, thanks, dad.
It doesn't need any trimming,
292
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,370
but I think
there are some bushes over there that you missed.
293
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,250
Huh? What? Where?
294
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,303
Boy, these plants
are going to need
295
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:30,423
all the help they can get
to survive dad's gardening.
296
00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:34,126
Open wide, sweetie.
297
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:36,266
Mommy's going to
feed you snookies
298
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,370
so you can get
big and strong.
299
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,070
And some for you...
300
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,020
And a little
for you...
301
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:44,300
And--oh, we can't
forget you!
302
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,133
That's better!
303
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:03,396
[Roaring]
304
00:18:10,183 --> 00:18:13,373
Dad: Aw, looks like
this little guy's carrying
305
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,380
a little extra weight.
306
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:19,066
Well, let me
help you with that.
307
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,230
[Roar]
308
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,276
Hmm. That's strange.
309
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,080
That's even stranger.
310
00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:28,466
[Humming]
311
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,130
[Growling]
312
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:33,026
Oh, dad's hungry.
313
00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:38,116
Don't worry, honey.
Lunch will be ready.
314
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:43,366
As soon as
the pizza delivery guy gets here.
315
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,150
Boy, the yard
really looks out of control.
316
00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:48,483
Dexter, would you
mind giving
317
00:18:49,016 --> 00:18:51,316
your father
a hand in the yard?
318
00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:53,200
Uh, gee,
I'd like to, mom,
319
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,183
but I, uh--
I have to count
320
00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:58,466
every one
of these sciency thingies in my room.
321
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,030
1, 2, 3...
322
00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:02,226
This--this could
take a while.
323
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,396
Allow me.
324
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,333
63,005,000,908...
325
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:08,126
Give or take 300,
of course.
326
00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:25,153
Dee Dee is definitely
the root of this problem.
327
00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:29,303
Well, I better get this problem
under control!
328
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,473
Oh, I don't--
329
00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:35,473
hyah!
330
00:19:51,016 --> 00:19:52,226
[Engine slowing]
331
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:54,276
Oh, got to rest.
332
00:19:54,316 --> 00:19:57,176
Got to find
a dentist.
333
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:02,453
Well, Mr. Caterpillar,
thanks for joining my tea party,
334
00:20:02,483 --> 00:20:06,083
and here's the last
drop of tea.
335
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,020
[Crash]
336
00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:23,023
All rightie, boys,
337
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:26,000
I'd like you to meet
your weed.
338
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:29,223
I give you
the green thumb one--
339
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:32,220
an antibotany
laser-emitting device
340
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:36,050
capable of destroying
any backyard plant,
341
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:39,183
even crab grass.
342
00:20:39,216 --> 00:20:41,396
Draw.
343
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,400
And now you.
344
00:21:11,466 --> 00:21:13,426
Well, after
all that yardwork,
345
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:17,266
I hope you kids
are good and hungry.
346
00:21:19,350 --> 00:21:21,250
Huh. Where's
your father?
347
00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:24,203
It isn't like him
to miss dinner.
348
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,123
Feed me!
349
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:29,000
Feed me!
350
00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:32,453
Feed me!
351
00:21:38,050 --> 00:21:39,300
Enter at
your own peril,
352
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,203
where impossible
things may happen
353
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:44,133
that the world's
never seen before.
354
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:48,016
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory... ♪
355
00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:51,180
♪ The smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪
356
00:21:51,216 --> 00:21:53,476
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
357
00:21:54,016 --> 00:21:57,196
♪ to
smithereens ♪
358
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,423
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
359
00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:02,470
♪ while things
go boom ♪
360
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,420
♪ in Dexter's lab
361
00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:07,130
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00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,046
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